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bard-llama · 3 years

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WiP Wednesday: Upcoming Thronebreaker Fics + Gascon Backstory

Okay, for today’s WiP Wednesday, I wanna share a few fics I have planned for Thronebreaker! Don’t worry, I will definitely continue writing Iorveth/Roche (and also Isengrim/Eldain, though most of those haven’t been published yet. But I have a doc with 8 WiPs for them).

But now that I’ve properly met the Thronebreaker OT3, I am suuuuuuper here for them. I’m still kind of figuring out their dynamic, but to be honest, 90% of my fics will probably take place in the months they travel from Lyria’s capital to Aedirn, ‘cause that journey would take a long time! Even just to the border would be a long walk (and armies move SLOW), but then Vengerberg is fairly central and I assume Black Rayla comes in somewhere near the Moulderwoods, since that’s Eldain’s territory. So like... it would take MONTHS of slowly traveling down the road - and also probably avoiding patrols and maybe even towns, because they’re outlaws now. And considering most towns are BUILT on major roads...

Point is, there’s plenty of time for them to get to know each other while traveling to Aedirn. And I hear that Thronebreaker gets pretty sad and depressing (I don’t know the details, but I also don’t mind spoilers. I know some big ones already, but I’m sure there’s more) so tbh, not sure if I’ll ever finish the game. Which makes the period of Meve, Reynard, and their handful of deserters traveling with Gascon and his Strays of Spalla perfect for fic settings lol.

So far, I have 3 specific fics planned and a few other ideas percolating. The first one is the Taint of the Common Man, which I went into pretty in detail here, so I won’t repeat that (but be warned, link goes to very noncon/dubcon set up stuff).

The second fic is Gascon-focused angst! Well, really ot3 angst, but I’ve only written Gascon’s POV so far, though next is Reynard’s POV and then Meve’s. The premise is that they’re on the road to Aedirn and they’ve been sleeping together the three of them for several months - but Gascon gets a reminder of exactly what he is to them when they mention their 10th anniversary. And he tries to act normal and cheerful and brash, but his heart is breaking because he stupidly fell in love with a queen and her top general and what is he? Nothing.

So he starts to subtly pull away from them, trying to protect his heart. But Reynard notices and worries over it and brings it up with Meve - who is all “nah, he’s fine”, and then watches Gascon and has to rescind her words, because he is absolutely not fine. And Gascon is spending more and more time with his strays (and his right hand gal in particular, which they’re totally not jealous over or anything), so it has to be them that are the problem. Which means they have to talk.

I’m still thinking about non-sexual ways Meve and Reynard can show Gascon that he’s loved, so if you have any suggestions, feel free to throw them my way! But it’s definitely gonna have a happy ending with them working to show Gascon that he does belong with them.

The third fic is actually about Gascon becoming the Duke of Dogs XD If there’s a canon explanation, then too bad, because I like mine lol. Anyway, remember that right hand gal I mentioned? Well, her name is Medusa and she has purple hair that she braids and styles meticulously to look like snakes around her head. She also happens to be the best cat burglar in Aedirn - but she wasn’t always. So this fic is set way in the past, to when they first meet, because she’s the one that introduces him to the Strays of Spalla and vouches for him at first. Obviously later they both rise through the ranks and once Gascon takes over leadership, he works to make them more of a family (a family of crime lol).

Anyway, before any of that, we have Gascon as an 8yo who just saw his entire family murdered by the king’s guards for the crime of speaking out against the way nobles treat their people and their land. (idk if a reason is given in canon, but that’s my reason because it connects to some of the changes Gascon makes to the Strays. Basically, while they’re still a gang of criminals, I’ve decided to take inspiration from the incredible Black Panthers (who, to be clear, were NOT criminal, but were extensively treated like it by the FBI because they took care of and protected their community (you know, the ones the FBI was actively spying on and introducing highly addictive drugs to). I think I’ve lost the thread a bit and there are a lot of parentheses, so I’ll just conclude this bit by saying that my version of the Strays of Spalla steal from wealthy merchants and even wealthier nobles and use their ill-gotten gains to help the peasants (esp around Spalla, but across Lyria too). Which matters because I think Reynard semi understands that poor people are people (he talks to Meve about being proud to fight alongside the Strays because they’re fighting for freedom and what better cause is there?), but he’s still a nobleman who has spent the majority of his life at the king’s side. And Meve is queen. She has no fucking idea what the actual people of Lyria’s lives are like, because she’s always been concerned with managing her realm - which means managing nobles, who then are responsible for tending to their land aka getting taxes and shit from the peasants. So basically, both of them have a LOT of blindspots about what real actual people’s lives are like in their ‘great realm’. But Gascon? Gascon has lived that life.)

Right, so, the plot. The plot is actually not at all about how Gascon changes the Strays (oops), but about how he first joins them. So, 8yo Gascon. He just saw his family murdered, he was only saved because he was hidden in a closet, stuffing his own fist in his mouth to keep the guards from hearing him cry. But he Knows that they’ll kill him if they find out he survived, so he goes through the house and grabs what he can (what the guards didn’t loot) and tries not to throw up and cry too much. Then he runs.

But lil Gascon Brossard is a nobleman’s son and that’s the only life he’s known until now. And it’s obvious from his fine clothes that he has money - which means he ends up getting beaten and robbed on the streets a lot. Eventually, he learns to not share his name (’cause WOW that’s such a nobleman’s name lmao), but like... he’s 8. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, he’s just trying to survive. (Also, for extra angst, I’m thinking he got his mom’s signet ring from the house before he left, but it got stolen. But when he’s older, he steals it back.)

I’m not sure why he decides to rob the house of a minor noble in the Spalla area, but he does. And he actually plans it pretty carefully - he creates a cigarette bomb for a time-delayed (minor) explosion that busts open the door to the kennel and scares all the dogs, so they go howling and barking and running and create chaos. (A noble’s household would likely have a lot of dogs, most of them working ones.) His plan is to break into the kitchen while everyone is otherwise occupied and steal enough to eat for a good while.

But before he can do this, while he’s hiding in the bushes and waiting for his bomb to go off, someone else finds him. Specifically, Medusa finds him - because she was casing the place to steal stuff (probably jewels. She really likes shiny things). So she pulls a knife on him and demands to know who he is. And idk if the Brossards owned a duchy or if he was just being cheeky, but he’s all, “I’m a duke!”

“Yeah?” Medusa laughs. “Duke of what?”

At that moment, the bomb goes off with a little pop and then utter chaos descends as dogs start howling and baying and barking. And Gascon just grins his gap-toothed grin (he probably lost some teeth getting beaten tbh) and proclaims, “of dogs!”

Then he invites her to come raid the kitchen with him. And she’s not 8yo, but she’s only a few years older and those pastries do smell good. So the steal the whole lot and then Medusa brings him into the Strays and it starts to get a little bit easier for Gascon to survive. Idk how much he hides his name (’cause Gascon is SUCH a nobleman’s name, but also, he later signs orders to his men with all his amazing made up titles and then -G) but he definitely starts going predominantly by “Duke” and “the Duke of Dogs”.

Anyway shit, I gotta go get ready for an event, so - hope you enjoyed hearing about my upcoming Thronebreaker fics!

#meve x reynard x gascon #thronebreaker ot3 #thronebreaker #wip wednesday #fic planning #the witcher

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witcher-ot3 · 3 years

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Iorveth/Roche Porn WiPs

So, I noticed that 12/30 of my published Iorveth/Roche fics are Explicit, and frankly, that number should be at least half. Then I remembered all the poor WiPs on which I’m stuck in the middle of porn and felt like listing them. These are the ones where I am, quite literally, in the middle of the sex.

Glory hole fic aka Roche finds a way to explore his curiosity about elves. And gains a reputation that even the head of the Scoia’tael needs to check out.

Tittyfucking fic aka Iorveth has a thing for Roche’s chest

Pining and Poignards aka the fic with stabbing and thirsting. Literally, at the moment, as Iorveth is accidentally spying on Roche having a looooong session with himself.

Every Kiss Begins With Kayran aka the Kayran/Iorveth/Roche fic lmao. In which Roche accidentally finds Iorveth during his monthly fuckdate with the Kayran. Rn Iorveth has Roche bound in tentacles and held at check level and there’s definitely gonna be some cock worship coming.

Don’t Cry for Me, Temeria fics

Earning Your Stripes first time fic. Rn Fenn is getting his face fucked by Ves while Finch fucks him. Roche is petting PT and Thirteen’s hair while watching.

break (v /brāk/): to destroy someone's resistance aka the torture with pleasure cnc fic. Rn Iorveth has finally gotten some cock and Roche has finally broken Iorveth down to the point where he’s following instructions.

Dragonfucking aka threesome with Saskia. Rn Roche is watching Iorveth get eaten out by a dragon. Then he’s gonna discover that elves are perfect for a dragon’s two cocks.

Come inflation + piss play aka the “let’s fill Iorveth as much as we can” fic. I mostly just don’t know where to end it??? I think Roche might fuck Iorveth again?

Baby Mama aka the egg fic. Rn Iorveth is giving his eggs to Roche and Roche is really enjoying it.

Love Shack fics

Better Part of Valor ch 2 aka praise kink sex with Iorveth claiming Roche.

PWP Ovi fic aka uh... I literally just wanted to write ovi for the first time. That was like months ago and now it’s expanded a good amount. Rn Roche has challenged Iorveth that he can take all the eggs Iorveth can give him.

Piss fic aka Roche comes when Iorveth pisses on his crotch. I... have no idea where I’m going with this. Rn Iorveth is getting hard again.

Cum dumpster Roche aka I just wanna ruin him, okay? This is more fragments of paragraphs than a fic, but uh... Roche as "tribute” at a peace conference with elves?

Tentacles + Breeding. This is actually getting close to finished, so I need to come up with a title, but uh... tw dubcon a vine plant needs to reproduce, so it stuffs Roche full of eggs and then he begs Iorveth to fertilize him. We are currently in the “fertilizing” stage.

Pleasure Slave Dream aka Roche really wants to be full, all right? He dreams of being the pet toy of an Iorveth who sits on a throne, because why not? Rn he’s warming Iorveth’s cock as Iorveth shows him off in front of court and milks his trapped cock.

Iorveth Gangbang aka Welcome to the Stripes. Roche directs the Stripes to take Iorveth apart. Rn he’s at the last stage of all the Stripes using him before Roche steps in and claims him properly.

Age Kink fic that has really turned into a painplay fic. Iorveth and Roche are both captured and imprisoned somewhere. When Roche wakes up with a leg cramp, Iorveth massages him... and then handjobs and blowjobs happen lol. Rn we gotta move into the handjob.

Devour What’s Truly Yours fics

Part 2 of the series aka Fisting fic. Rn Iorveth needs to tonguefuck Roche

“Human Bootlicker” aka where Roche licks his own mess from Iorveth’s boots. First Roche has gotta come while he gets his face fucked tho.

Accidental Proposal aka the Elven Baths fic. In which Roche gives Iorveth a rose of remembrance when Iorveth takes him to the ruins for a bath. Rn Iorveth is trying to enthusiastically show his appreciation and Roche needs to get him out of his wet clothes.

Identity Porn fic aka the fic where they have a meet cute in Flotsam just as the Scoia’tael is forming and neither knows the other is an enemy yet. Rn they’ve just gone to Roche’s inn room

And, not Iorveth/Roche, but I started a lil Triss/Geralt/Roche/Ves - or more Geralt/Roche and Ves/Triss fic?? Based on Geralt saying “want me to sit in your lap” to Roche within like 5 seconds of officially meeting him.

Idk if anyone actually read this, but idk, I like listing things out sometimes. So yeah, this is some of what you’ve got to look forward to on the porny front.

#rorveth #iorveth x roche #My fic

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bard-llama · 2 years

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For the ask game: 💚💖💩💦 any or all!

Ship that you secretly like: 💚

Oh huh, I... don't know if I'm secret about any of my likes lmao. But I guess... Roche/Foltest? Because it's objectively a terrible ship and the power imbalance alone is enough to make one scream... but I actually really like exploring what it means for their characters.

Oh, Gascon/Roche too lmao. I hc that Gascon chose Roche to get rid of his virginity with 'cause they were bros and Roche kinda specializes in that lmao. I'll share a snip just because I can, but this is from a fic where the Throne3 meet Saskia/Iorveth/Roche. (I'll put it under a cut 'cause it's kinda long)

Ship that needs more love: 💖

Isendain for sure. Which, for those who haven't heard is Isengrim/Eldain and it's wonderful.

Also, THRONE3!!! I cannot understand how this ship is not more popular, tbh! It's the obvious ot3???? But like, 5 people played Thronebreaker and I don't even count as one 'cause I haven't finished it lmao. Anyway, Meve/Reynard/Gascon is an AMAZING ship with so much potential and people been sleeping on it.

Ship that you find disgusting: 💩

Haha, if we wanna be super niche, Geralt/Stregobor is an actual ship and I hate it. But also honestly kinda game!Yenn/Geralt, but again, mostly because I despise game!Yenn.

Ship that is taboo: 💦

Hmm, idk if I consider anything taboo these days lmao. ask me about my super dead dove fic if you want proof

but yeah, umm... I guess Foltest/Roche/Triss? 'cause tbh, I mostly just have porn WiPs for it. They like dressing up Roche as their little girl and it's fun.

Ask me a Witcher ship question!

Snip under the cut!

By the way her eye twitched, Reynard knew that Meve had no idea how to respond to that. He tried to think of a way to interrupt that wouldn’t be inappropriate, but he was saved from that by Saskia turning towards Gascon and Commander Vernon Roche.

“It would seem some of our number already know each other.”

“Oh yeah,” Commander Roche smiled – and it was quite strange to see a smile on the face of the legendary elf killer who had deserted for an elf’s love, according to the rumors. “We’re old friends.”

Reynard blinked. They what?

“Yeah,” Gascon nodded, smirk spelling trouble. “In fact, this is the man who took my virginity.”

Reynard was far from the only one that choked at that, staring in wide eyed dismay and wondering if he had, perhaps, hallucinated such a wildly inappropriate statement–

“Oh hey, me too!” one of the soldiers with the number 13 tattooed on his neck cheered. “He’s good at it, huh?”

“He really is,” Gascon agreed, amusement clear on his face.

In response, Commander Roche did nothing more than roll his eyes.

“Seriously!?” said the elf – and the very idea that Reynard was standing mere feet away from one of the most bloodthirsty Scoia’tael leaders was not at all giving him cold shivers. The red bandana covering half of his face was rather distinctive, and Reynard wondered, not for the first time, how on earth the elf hunter had turned into an elf lover.

Commander Roche shrugged. “Hey, everyone has a niche.”

“And yours is taking people’s virginity?” Saskia asked, laughter in her voice.

“And doing a damn good job of it, thank you.”

Iorveth slapped a hand to his face, groaning in exasperation. “Should I even ask who else here you’ve slept with?”

“Ah, well,” Roche started, scratching the back of his head with the hand not around Gascon’s waist.

“Raise your hand if you’ve fucked Vernon Roche!” one of the Blue Stripes soldiers shouted, and instantly, all of their hands went up, as did Saskia’s, Iorveth’s, Gascon’s – and Meve’s.

“Your Majesty!” Reynard’s scandalized voice was a little too high pitched, but really!

She lifted one shoulder in a casual shrug, “it was a political thing. Didn’t I always tell you that diplomatic conferences had their upsides?”

Her face was mildly sympathetic to his horror, but it was hard to process that around her words because what!?

“Okay, but can we talk about that guy back there who raised his hand? I see you,” the soldier with the 13 on his neck pointed, and Reynard twisted to see First Lieutenant Rethik of Scala with his hand awkwardly held in the air.

“Oh hey, I remember you,” Vernon Roche said. “Winter of ‘63, yeah?”

First Lieutenant Rethik flushed, but seemed absolutely delighted to be remembered as he nodded.

Reynard shook his head. Even one of his own men! How was this even possible!? Who was this Vernon Roche!?

“Am I the only person here who hasn’t slept with Commander Roche?” he asked hoarsely.

There was a moment of silence as all of the diplomatic representatives present pressed their lips together with a shrug.

“We could change that,” Commander Roche offered.

The croaking sound that emerged from Reynard’s throat was incoherent.

“You are absolutely not fucking my general,” Meve said sternly, “without me.”

Reynard whirled around to stare at her in astonishment, face flushing.

“Oh, oh, I’m in!” Gascon raised his hand, bouncing on his feet, and Reynard rather felt like his brain was on the verge of combusting.

#ask game #the witcher #throne3 #meve x gascon x reynard #i won't tag the others sorry #they don't get a snip

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bard-llama · 2 years

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How Much Porn Does Llama Write?

As we all know, all great writers procrastinate the shit out of writing by finding random tasks to occupy themselves with. Well, I’m a data analyst, so uh... this is my random task lol. It’s called “how much porn does Llama write?” The answer: a lot, but actually less than I thought.

Categories:

The Witcher (all fandoms): 240 total, 91 explicit = 38%

Witcher Netflix: 88 total, 33 explicit = 38%

Witcher Games: 150 total, 58 explicit = 39%

Thronebreaker: 11 total, 3 explicit = 11%

Works in Progress*: 279 total 😱, 155 explicit = 55%

“Maybe” explicit fics: 18 = +6%

Okay, so my impression that like half my shit is porn is not wrong, I just need to finish more of them!!

*Works in Progress (under a cut, because the list is ridiculous)

Okay, I’m gonna separate these out by which doc they’re in, just because long lists are scary lol. The order is entirely arbitrary and means nothing. But uh, fair warning, I have 38 docs. Some have a theme, some are literally just random, but I’ll link to existing fics where relevant.

Please feel free to send me asks about any of these WiPs! I know the list is overwhelming, so sorry. But idk, maybe it’s exciting to see some of them?

Don’t Cry for Me, Temeria WiPs:

(Im)Perfect Strangers Chapter 27 (E)

Between Two Fools Chapter 9 (E)

Politics/Historical Racism Effects

Unlucky Number Thirteen (eventually, maybe E?)

Silas

Stripes Sex (E)

break (v /brāk/): to destroy someone's resistance (E)

Bath House (E)

Iorveth POV: Tutti

Daggers, Dumplings, and Dresses

I heard it through the grape vine

Fight Club

Sex with Saskia/Dragonfucking (E)

Stripes vs Scoia’tael: Water Balloon Fight

Baby Mama (E)

(AU) Hopping Through Significant Moments

And Ghosts Did Shriek And Shrill

Ves POV

Hanahaki ‘verse

"A weed is but an unloved flower." by Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Love Shack

The Better Part of Valor (E)

Medicine

PWP Ovi (E)

The Picture Says It All

Roche & Rinn: The Haunting of Barrack 8B

Roche builds Iorveth a home (maybe E?)

Long Live the King

Iorveth frantically riding Roche (E)

Fuck or Die (this whole series is super horny lol)

Fisting (E)

“Human Bootlicker” (E)

One Accidental Proposal and Five Attempts At Accepting (E)

The Legend (E)

King and Country

Wedding

Eliza

Pregnant Roche ‘verse (unpublished)

Pron pls? (E)

What the Fox Says

Philippa POV

Temerian Civil War: The Lilies Divided (unpublished)

Part 1: A Single Spark Can Set The World Aflame

Part 4: Returning to Ellander, Share Fenn News, Strategy Meeting

Second Chances

1247

Meeting Roche (E)

Dragons’ Salvation (unpublished)

Dragons’ Salvation (E)

Clarabelle

Episode 2

Iorveth’s Monsterfucking Credentials

Leshen (E)

Saskia’s Coming of Age Story (unpublished)

The Beginning: Discovering Polymorphing + Limitations

The Taint of the Common Man

Next chapter: Going to the city jail to rescue Reynard (E)

Side Story: Reynard & Gascon (E)

Kink Prompts

medical play (E)

having sex with clothes (E)

figging (E)

Cum Dumpster Roche 2 Electric Boogaloo (E)

shotgunning (E)

stuffing (E)

phone/xenovox sex (E)

Thronebreaker (this is the start of my docs with random WiPs)

Bruised and Beaten

Gascon Angst: Triptych

Expecting Punishment Angst

First Time All Around/Spin the Bottle

Shit Gascon Says (maybe E?)

Gascon’s Love

Meve’s Jealousy

Soulmarks (maybe E?)

The Hat: A Halo of Happiness (E)

Hobbies

Never Have I Ever

Everyone Needs a Friend

General Fine Ass (maybe E?)

Bathing (E)

Love Potion #9 (E)

Reynard’s Restraint/Chastity Device (E)

Reynard gets daring/troll fucking (E)

Shupe the Troll (E)

Nekker Breeding (E)

Tentacles (E)

Gangbang (E)

Inexperienced Gascon (E)

Meditative BJs (E)

Roleplay (E)

Reynard noncon monster (E)

Meve/Gascon (maybe E?)

Meve/Reynard (E)

Gascon first time (E)

The Shovel Talk

Teasing Cock (E)

Collars | Gags | Hypnosis/Mind Control (maybe E?)

Dacryphilia | Dirty Talk | Sounding (E)

Predicament Bondage | Aphrodisiacs | Breeding (E)

Pegging | Spanking | Orgasm Denial (E)

“I’m in love with them! What am I supposed to do?”

Bard Iorveth

Story: Anais’ Temeria

Story: Adda’s Temeria

Rorveth Consolidated

Aging Sucks (E)

Chastity device/Orgasm control (E)

Eskel/Lambert (E)

Fire Breathing

Sequel to Never Have I Ever

Iorveth Gangbang (E)

Migraine

How to Fluster an Elf chapter 5

An unexpected kiss that shocks the one receiving it

Wet kisses after finding refuge from the rain (E)

An accidental brush of lips followed by a pause and going back for another, on purpose

“You were almost dead from pushing it too far!”

“If we’re both in this state, we both really screwed up somewhere huh?”

Photo prompt: Cabin (E)

Photo Prompt: Servia-art (tumblr)

Composing

Look me in the eyes and tell me what you like (E)

Oops, Wrong Room (E)

Dat Booty (probably E?)

Flirting

Roche + Northern Monarchs and/or Lodge of Sorceresses (E)

Rorveth

Alternate World

Sexy Pose (E)

“If you wanted to be fucked, all you had to do was ask” (E)

Roche the Novelist (probably E?)

Dubcon Iorveth desperate (E)

Iorveth tries to make Roche believe he is loved

Elf-Lover Roche (E)

Proxy Settlement (E)

Saskia/Iorveth + Roche (E)

Surefire Harm Chapter 4

Size Queens (E)

“If you wanted to be fucked, all you had to do was ask” Iorveth fucking Roche (E)

Iorveth Taken In Front of Stripes Chapter 2 (E)

Goodbye Love

Iorveth vs the Clarabelle

Foltest + Roche share Roche’s Pet Chapter 2 (E)

The Morning After (E)

Pegging | Spanking | Orgasm Denial (E)

Toying with Love: Next Morning

Senses

A Week of Senses

Waiting in the meadow (probably E?)

Sexy Fics

Saskia + Iorveth fuck buddies: Roche Voyeur (E)

Iorveth desperate to be filled (E)

Sleepy Morning Cuddles

Veronica (E)

CNC Forced to Enjoy (E)

Daydreaming (E)

Sex Ed Lessons for the Stripes and Scoia’tael (E)

Plug Under Clothes (E)

Of Ownership, Trauma, and (Mis)Communication Chapter 3 (E)

Desperate Roche (E)

Petplay Humping (E)

Bathing Encounter (E)

Fake Dating + Gay Chicken

Secret Jewelry

Iorveth/Saskia +/- Half-Dwarf Roche

Mommy Kink + Lactation Kink (E)

Pussy Spanking (E)

Triss/Philippa/Saskia (E)

For Our Love, We Are Doomed Part 2

Ruined for dh’oine (E)

DubCon Roche as Scoia’tael Prisoner Chapter 3 (E)

Iorveth as date for “family” event (E)

Chasing Death’s Door

An ill-favour’d thing, sir, but mine own.

Cum Dumpster Roche (E)

Possessiveness + Scent Kink (maybe E?)

Slime (E)

In Vino Veritas (E)

The First Seeds of Trust Chapter 2 (E)

He’s Mine (maybe E?)

Dream: Pleasure Slave (E)

Roche wears a collar (probably E)

Tonguefucking the dick (E)

At The Day's End Chapter 4 (E)

Aftermath/Omo (E)

Beltane (E)

Iorveth wants the D Chapter 3 (E)

Foltest Shows Off His Whore (And Iorveth Steals Him) (E)

Cock Worship (probably E)

Mersquid Iorveth Porny Porn (E)

Oblivious Roche (E)

Iorveth in Heat (E)

Love Breeds Love: Elven Biology (E)

Nipple Play (E)

Omo? (E)

Watersports (E)

Squirting (E)

Post-Pregnancy, Next Breeding (E)

Rare Pair Bingo

Bakery AU

But they were both [tops/bottoms] (probably E)

Rusted Iron (Wolf) Chapter 3 (E)

Lambert’s Guide on How To Get It On (E)

Siren Iorveth + Sea Captain Roche (E)

Saskia/Roche/Iorveth Chapter 3 (E)

Accidental Voyeurism Chapter 3 (E)

Time travel (E)

Bitter Exes Zoltan and Iorveth

Foltest Fics

First time Torture + Revenge

Foltest/Vernon/Triss (E)

Vernon’s Complicated Relationship Web Chapter 2

Eye of the Storm Chapter 7

Prompts

Iorveth scared he got Roche preggars Chapter 4 (E)

Skellige Sequel (maybe E?)

stroking their leg (E)

Post-coital after first time (E)

Wedding Buddies (E)

Hands (E)

Soap Opera of Love

Triss + Philippa High Five

Scenes from Another World

Old Men in Vergen (E)

Language Aphasia/Deal with the Devil

The Portrait of Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon Chapter 3

Take Two: Scoia'tael newbie POV

Pleading with a voice so sore that it's barely audible

Life Debt aka Iorveth is an Asshole

That Damn Chaperon (E)

Paying for Sex (E)

Body Swap With Future Self Chapter 3 (E)

Zweihander (E)

Commander Roche’s Secret Lover Chapter 4 (E)

Standalone One-offs Iorveth/Roche

Post-coital smoke (E)

Angst: Sex object Roche (probably E)

Midwinter Feast

Solstice Feast (E)

Next Year (E)

Lily Preserved in Amber

Character taking (consensual, though not always verbally stated) control of the other character and character B just letting go and enjoying themselves (E)

Impact play or bondage? Just Roche tied up (E)

Based on Moonlight’s art

Can’t We All Just Get Oolong? Chapter 3

Roche’s Scars

Vernon Roche of the Scoia’tael Chapter 3

Sequel to Eggs for Your Help Chapter 4 (E)

Cat’s Outta The Bag Chapter 4

Intermission: He Chose Me (E)

Gifts for Stripes (Thirteen’s POV)

Geralt/Iorveth/Roche (E)

Private Time (E)

To Weave the Strands of Fate Chapter 2

Inexperienced Iorveth (E)

Casefic/Undercover Dubious Consent (E)

Angst

Stripes Family Fun

Ves

Kiss From a Rose/5 Things I Hate About You (And 1 Reason Its All Worth It)

Sequel to Red is the Rose (probably E)

First Time Rimming (E)

King Roche

Post W3 Becoming Terrorists Together

Pre-W2 Ambassadorial AU

Leap of Faith Chapter 6 (E)

Sugar and Spice Bingo

Sharing the Brain Cell

Flower Crowns Chapter 7

Orificial Business Chapter 2 (E)

Sounding Chapter 3 (E)

Iorveth/Roche (my very first doc for them!)

Curse Breaking

Coffeeshop AU

Roche POV Bloodplay

Iorveth investigates Roche

Eye on You Chapter 3 (E)

Fake Relationship

The Chase Chapter 3

Every Kiss Begins With Kayran Chapter 5 (E)

5+1 Foltest vs Iorveth (+ Kayran) (probably E)

Pining and Poignards Chapter 5 (E)

Iorveth tittyfucking Roche

Dirty Gremlin Man Chapter 3 (E)

Want me to sit in your lap? (E)

Flirting Letters

Foltest/Roche –> Iorveth/Roche (E)

Letters

Original Iorveth/Roche Identity Porn?

Part One – Meeting (E)

Gwent, The Good Old Game

Story Chapter 4

Gwent Game in Corvo Bianco (maybe E)

Dijkstra + Roche

Noticing Roche’s Fucked Up Relationship

Developing Respect Fic

Isendain

First Time (E)

Sex Pollen/Diplomatic Orgy (E)

Reasons of State

Breeding Soft (E)

Breeding PWP (E)

Love Breeds Love side stories: The Beginning (E)

Milking (E)

Get Together Post-Reasons of State

Dijkstra

Tentacle sex (E)

Meet Cute Angst

There Was Only One Bed: Reynard/Gascon (E)

There Was Only One Bed: Reynard/Meve (E)

Laiden

Body worship post W3 (E)

He gets really comfy and relaxed and he just starts kneading Lambert's tits and trying to suck on them (E)

Friendly Fire (E)

jfc that’s so many oh my god

#rorveth #throne3 #isendain #laiden #lamden #iorveth x roche #meve x reynard x gascon #isengrim x eldain #lambert x aiden #geralt x iorveth x roche #WiPs #all the wips #my fics #the witcher

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bard-llama · 3 years

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WiP Wednesday: New Iorveth/Roche longfic

Somehow, despite the fact that I’m not even close to finishing (Im)Perfect Strangers, my brain has decided that I need ANOTHER new WiP. And it’s a loooooong one.

The premise is that Roche (a native of Velen in Temeria) goes to the Ladies of the Wood to beg for his men to be returned to him. (If you don’t know why they’re gone, then uh, be warned because 1. it’s spoilers. 2. we pretend it didn’t happen except when convenient for fics.)

The Crones, of course, twist his plea a bit - instead of bringing them back to life, they are brought back as ghosts - but only Roche can see and hear them. Ves cannot. In payment for his plea, Roche uh.... let’s say hurt himself, but also swore to six lifetimes of service to the Crones, in exchange for six lives.

Their first task for him is to go to Novigrad, where they have heard that there are people working on a cure to the Catriona Plague, which the Crones don’t want to spread to Velen. Only it turns out, the people working on the cure are awfully familiar - including one former Scoia’tael commander.

As Iorveth and Roche slowly learn to work together and fall in love, the Blue Stripes peanut gallery has much to say about Roche’s flirting skills and his taste in men.

Along with the developing romance, we’ve got Ves and Roche both gradually learning to deal with their grief (which comes out in very different ways). Ves will find out that the Stripes really are there and all of them will build a weird family dynamic wherein 6 of them are incorporeal lmao.

There will also be some other bonus characters from Novigrad, but I gotta keep some things a surprise, don’t I?

So yeah, idk when I’ll have a chapter ready to publish and I anticipate this being long, dammit. I’m still working on (Im)Perfect Strangers (and about a dozen other WiPs) though!

#SPOILERS #the witcher 2 #wip wednesday #iorveth x roche #rorveth #iorveth/roche #the witcher #my fics #the blue stripes

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bard-llama · 4 years

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WiP Wednesday

But on Tuesday because I’ve got surgery tomorrow and will probably be too out of it to do much. But I feel like summarizing all the WiPs I’m working on, just because. Also, because it’s scary how many I keep generating.

bday fic about Ciri and found family where she spends her first birthday post-Cintra in Kaer Morhen with her new family.

Iorveth/Roche fic about the journey from enemies to - well, slightly less antagonistic. And eventually friends and more. At some point, I will be forcing them to work together

Lambert/Aiden fics (there are 7 fics started in my Laiden doc jesus)

Post-W3 body worship fic

Sleepy cuddles that I can’t decide how to end

Aiden with cat characteristics. Maybe some contrast with Lambert with wolf characteristics. Haven’t decided yet. But there will be some kneading biscuits.

Tentacles. That’s it, that’s the fic.

Lambert accidentally burns Aiden with igni. Obviously, a massage is the solution here.

Angsty piece about each of them coping with Aiden’s “death”

Aiden POV piece starting with their first meeting and leading to accidentally only boning while Lambert is in drag and pining, because they dumb.

Gift fic for @thedaywasnew for donating to my ko-fi. Zoltan/Dandelion/Priscilla fun shenanigans. Dandelion has the biggest bed in Novigrad and he makes use of it.

Fic about the Wolf Witchers using the 5 Signs during sex. Which I’ve decided to make difficult for myself and do a geraskier and laiden fic for each sign, and maybe more with Eskel, because we start with him and Geralt and Lambert

Eskel fic about Deidre (his child surprise). Aaaaaaaangst, based on the W1 DLC which I 100% cried during (and not just because of the graphics)

Eskel tentacle fic, because nothing says monster hunter like helping weird species procreate, right??

Kink Meme prompt (which has been filled since I saw it oops). I’ve somehow turned this into an axii fic featuring Geralt in Cat Armor.

An axii fic where Geralt rides a sybian with an appreciative audience of everyone who has ever dom’d him

Continuation of my Geralt Whump Week fic where Geralt is captured and tortured. But the continuation is about the rescue! I promised a happy ending and I shall deliver. I just...have to write POV snippets from all the rescuers.

De-aged Geralt fic - Geralt ages a little while he sleeps (i.e. he remembers things about his life in his dreams) and guess what comes next? If you guessed abandonment, you’d be right.

5 Almost Kisses + 1 Happily Ever After - part 5. I’m so close!! Geralt is finally going to stop being oblivious in his self-hatred and catch a hint

Calanthe/Eist distraction from seasickness fic that I totally didn’t forget I was writing

Making Amends - omg I’m so close to finishing (1! More! Chapter!) But they need to talk about feelings and also maybe bone again

Pavetta story about her political skills and issues with her mother. Because daaaamn, Calanthe pulled some subtle slights against her, from a this-is-supposed-to-be-my-heir perspective

The Lion, The Witcher, and the Hedgehog next chapter - idk why but I really want Pavetta to teach Duny how to sail?? She learned from Eist and wants to share that with more of her family. And also, the investigation of the assassin finds something interesting.

Relatedly, Duny character study fic about his past. Aka how many ways can I call him a hedgehog?

And Fringilla character study on rising to power. She’s so cool and so scary and I love her.

Hahahaha remember my big plotty fic (otherwise known as the Families of Choice series)? Yeah, I’ve got:

Into the Woods - Ciri and Geralt try to apologize to Dara and Yennefer and also, we’re reinventing magic, folks!

The Wolf’s First Nature - Geralt and Mousesack reunion after Geralt has become a witcher.

Oh my god, that’s so many. And I just signed up for a kink bingo, which means I’ll have more. Why do I do this to myself???

Also, if you’re interested in any of these in particular, come talk to me about them! It might actually help them get written faster!

#my fics #wips #works in progress #wip wednesday #the witcher #geraskier #laiden #iorveth/roche #calanthe/eist #ciri #i don't feel like tagging all the characters sorry

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