Rodimus: I'm gonna open a cat cafe, but I need investors
Rodimus: Here's the plan. The first floor will have normal cats, but as you go up, each floor will have more and more dangerous cats.
Rodimus: At the top floor is Drift with a gun
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Drift : Is this your plan B?
Y/n : Technically, this is plan P
Drift : Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Y/n : Yes, but I marry Rodimus in plan M
Rodimus : I like plan M
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Megatron: Rodimus we’re being chased by a whole planet.
Rodimus: Who gives a s*** anyways—hold up—
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Shockwave, upgrading Megatron: Now, most sparks couldn’t withstand this voltage, but i’m fairly certain your spark…
Shockwave: *performs counter-shock, Megatron’s spark explodes*
Megatron: What was that noise?
Shockwave, hiding exploded spark: The sound of progress, my liege.
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Thunderstreaker : *to Soundwave* Simp
Megatron :What did you say !!!
Starscream: M'Lord , it sounds like you're showing faviortism to our enemy !
Megatron :How Dare you ! *Proceeds to Argue with Screamer*
Thunderstreaker: *To Soundwave* He's down bad for Prime, huh ?
Soundwave : 😶
Megatron : Thunderstreaker!
Thunderstreaker : Yup
Megatron : What did you say !
Thunderstreaker: I merely said that Prime is goated with the sauce and is throwing it back sexual style .
Megatron : ...What !?
Soundwave : Megatron is confirmed to be down bad !
Thunderstreaker :
Megatron :
Note : The picture was found on pinterest . Let me know if oringal is tagable , i was unable to find any info. Outside of pinterest.
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Starscream, trying to give out advice: Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.
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Autocracy Summary
Rodimus: Hey do you know why I joined the Autobots?
Drift: Because you met Optimus?
Rodimus: Not completely, no.
Rodimus: Because I met Megatron.
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Ratchet: Damn, the power went out
Rodimus: Don't worry, I got this
Rodimus: shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate
Ratchet: What--
Rodimus: I swallowed some glowsticks
Ratchet, on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU--
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Bumblebee: "It's not the... He's not like that."
Starscream: "Hey, I've been where you are, Bumblebee."
Bumblebee: "Dead?"
Starscream: "Ha ha. No. I trusted a leader who said all the right things."
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Y/n : What are you in the mood for?
Rodimus : World domination
Y/n : That's a bit ambitious
Rodimus : You are my world
Y/n : Aww...
Rodimus :
Y/n :
Rodimus :
Y/n : OH
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When Whirl got empurata, his eye-colour is the same
Yellow
To yellow
Spoilers about idw Shockwave
Senator Shockwave eye-colour changed
Blue
To yellow
Assholes changed his motherfucking eye-colour
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