#if any of my friends see this hello my gay thots i love you
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A pansexual horndog , an infp turbuletnt mediator. I use she/her pronouns. I don't know how to describe my character because I feel like my existence makes no sense. I'm shy and anxious, literally struggling with GAD and agoraphobia, yet I love being a center of attention, I can be a show off lmao
I'm sure I'm going to hell because of my dark, edgy humor.
I know it's not really a good think but I think I have something of a 'pick me girl' in me, like I prefer hanging out with the boys™ playing games and stuff. I'm hot-headed and live for drama, always shading people and spilling the tea, but only about ppl that wronged me (we don't stan bullying in this household). However, I believe I can be an actual sweetheart, almost like a mom friend for my closest besties.
My fav colors are black and pink. My fashion style is hard to describe, idk man. Like it's either a sweatpants and an oversized t-shirt kinda situation or a cute lil' skirt with knee-high socks. I always put makeup on tho and I always wear my hair down.
My thoughts tend to be rather grim and dark but at the same time my bedroom is literally princess themed and I collect all things hello kitty.
I don't have any talents or passions. I'm an English language major with minor in business. I am fluent in several languages and currently studying more. I'd like to become a sworn translator or interpreter in the future. I love traveling, been to maaany countries already so I really want to be able to work and travel at the same time.
Sorry babe, I'm really bad at this. I'd love to get matched with one of the Buckets and a Clone boi. I know I omitted the appearance, because, uhhh, me ugly, but you know it lmao.
I ship you with Leia!
I know you are probably disappointed but, please, here me out.
I just picture you and Leia being those cool af gay aunties. You are really beautiful so the Princess would fall for you pretty easily.
She's fiesty and protective and so are you. I'll never stop being thankful for you defending me against nasty anons.
Leia is the biggest social justice warrior just like her momma. I can see you both trying to figure out how to help those in need.
You'd never take any bullshit from no man.
GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS
bonus: visiting her mom's homeplanet, just you and her, somewhere near a remote lake. Just two baddies being softies, holding each other in their arms.
Sorry for all the typos and errors but I'm having a high fever as I'm writing this. I'm not sure if it's even real or I just started seeing things lool. Also sorry for keeping the ship thingy short, I'd love to write a drabble for you in the future if you like my choice for you.
First off, don’t apologize for typos because I guarantee I will have at least one in my answer for you bb. And second of all THANK YOU for being here and bringing life to my blog and dms with all your thots, I love them all!
Now for your ships, first off of course, I ship you with me lmao buuuuuut,
For the bucket bois I ship you with Paz Vizsla!
First off I wanna say that Paz is going to wake up every morning and just shower you in love and affection, telling you how perfect and beautiful you are and how much he absolutely loves and adores you. Paz will constantly reassure you and if your anxiety starts getting the better of you he will pull you away from everyone and whisper reassuring, comforting things to you and do whatever he can to help you feel better. Now Paz also has a darker sense a humor and I personally think that comes with being a mandalorian, so he will always chuckle at your jokes and will return it with one of his own because he strives to see you smile and laugh as much as he can make possible. Paz would find it cute that you are always chasing drama and loves to sit and listen to you recite all the drama to him and spill the tea lol. You say you don't have any talents, but Paz is always blown away at how many languages you can speak and how you continue to want to learn more. He also loves that that gives him an excuse to take you with him when he travels so that he can have his cute little translator with him at all times. Not to mention that he loves cuddling up with you in the tiny bed that he has on his ship, as well as other things.
For your clone ship, I am going to ship you with Commander Fox!
Ok so I wanna say that the two of you some how meet and start a regular meet up at some random shady bar where the two of you will sit for hours passing back rumors and just drama that you have witnessed since the two of you talked last. This goes on for a while before one morning you wake up early to Fox slowly and carefully trying not to wake you up as he untangles himself from you and your bed. After that the two of you start meeting more regularly and usually at your home. Once the two of you really get close and even start a relationship Fox finally relaxes around you. Fox absolutely loves your dark jokes because it is something he doesn't get to hear often with protecting senators and the chancellor almost everyday. Fox has also always loved the way you dressed, whether it be in comfy clothes or your cute skirts, he doesn't care he just likes the idea of wearing something different everyday rather than just blacks and his armor. Fox also likes to play with your hair at any given chance, and he appreciates that you always have it down because it just means that he has easier access too in, especially in certain situations *wink wink*. Fox would be one to stand up for you in any situation, and he may be pretty emotionally stunted and can't quite get the words out most of the time but the second he knows he loves you he will bluntly tell you because he is a blunt man and will not beat around the bush when it comes to you.
How in the world could I ever be disappointed in being shipped with the best princess and general in the Star Wars galaxy?!?!
Now, everything you wrote? Fucking beautiful I am obsessed and I want to steal Leia away from Han and just hype her up and help her take over and rule the galaxy like she deserves
(And if you wrote more than enough for my ship, but if you wrote me a little drabble with Leia I would die of happiness bb)
(14/20)
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So, new decade huh!
TIME TO GIVE SOME SHOUTOUTS TOO AAAAALL MY BITCHES THIS YEAAR YEEEEAA BABY!!!
(they’re under the cut since theres a lotta folks-)
@sol4r-eclips3
YES HELLO khkjlfshakljhLKJ- ok but fr suns I love you so goddamn much!!! When I first met you I really wanted to get to know you and be friends. You were and still are the funniest and rowdiest fuckin person I’ve met in a loong time!! And yet you’re so understanding and patient and honestly, there aren’t many people in the world like you, which makes me so happy that I found you. Tough, fiery, strong, funny and caring I love you more than words can describe!
@nebulanudibranch
MY GOD you are such a sweetheart nebs you really are. Smart, sweet and so wonderful in so many ways. We have so much in common and that makes me feel a lot less alone in the world. When you joined the shit squad I never really knew what to make of you (PFFT I thought you were 17 for some reason and thought you were a compleTELY different person from quirky watercolors JHLKJDF), but meeting you again in shmeeps and in hell and other personal servers I really wanted to make a good impression!! And I really wanted to become closer! AND HOOLY SHIT DID THOSE DESIRES BECOME A REALITY AND I AM SO HAPPY THEY DID HDSFGKAJ!!!! I love you man I do!!! you make me so happy you sweetie!!! I hope for the best of things for you in the future!!
@jackie-from-the-seafloor
*GRABS YOU* JHKJH ok but we have such a long history together nauti and I wouldn’t trade any of it for the world. You’re such a vibrant and funny personality, you radiate such a vibrant and colorful prescience wherever you are and it lifts the mood of any conversation!! your art and stories are a majesty to behold and a testament to your colorful personality!! You’ve always been honest and dependable and there for me whenever I need you most.. and I can’t thank you enough for that. I love you my gay fish fillet!!!
@glitch-betch
dani devitoooooo you are a fantastic person to hang out with!!! Your stories and art have been getting better and better and better every time I lay my eyes on em!! You were there for me at a period of uncertainty.. I cut ties with my old friends and was unsure about the future.. but you, tony and simon helped me so much more than all 3 of you could ever even know. You’re funny and smart and just- a treasure to hang out with!!! I hope I can bring you the amount of joy that you brought me chick.. I love you!!!
@jsab-fujii
hello :thot: you’d better not be surprised to see yourself here JHKLJF BUT ANYWAYS YEAH DUDE YOU’RE SICK AS FUCK!! You’ve always got my back and I promise I’ll always have yours!! You bring such a calming atmosphere everywhere you are and are a trustworthy and intelligent friend!! I can also confide in you to talk to about anything and you’ll listen and understand!! Thats something I really value!! You’re so chill and hjdhkajhdkj!!! you’re fuckin epic bro gosh bless,,,
@mother-of-thots-returns
EHE hi- I know we haven’t spoken all that much until recently, but honestly bro, you are a gem!!! An actual gem!! Your writing is superb, you’re one of the sweetest people on the face of the planet earth, you’re talented, charming, *COUGH* gorgeous, and you bring such a warm prescience and are overall just fantastic to talk to!!! From the moment we started chattin, I’ve been wanting to know more and more about you and become closer!! And I hope that we can in the new decade!! Love you mot, gosh bless,,
@hexaforce678
YEAH YOU’RE ON HERE TOO LITTLE HEXAGON COME HERE- Since we met in shmeeps I’ve been interested in gettin to know you bro!! And I’m SO HAPPY I COULD YO!!! You’re a rabid feral knucklehead and I couldn’t be happier to have you around!!! And honestly bro, I’m super proud of your work with Out Of This World. I’m not much into jsab anymore, but you’ve done something not alot of people have done yet, took an idea, made a story and made it real!! Alot of peoples passion projects have been worked on for years and only some have really been released, but you? You’re crushin the game!!!! And thats a rare, sight!! And I’m so proud of you!!!! I hope for more attention to OOTW in the coming years bro!! (if ya start sellin merch tho you gotta give me 20% off cuz we’re friends :thot:
@natto-axolotl
HAHAAAH YOOOOU!!!! Before we added you to the group chat all we could talk about was how much of a delight you are!!! You’re talented, kind, funny and creative and we HAD to throw you in there!!! I know we’ve not known each other for long but I can tell that we’re only gonna become even better pals into the future!!!! Whenever you pop in everyone is always so happy to see you!! And why wouldn’t we be?? You’re amazing!!! And I hope that life will be even more amazing for you in the next decade!!! godspeed you funky axolotl,, godspeed,,
@myserbale
*SCREAMS AT YOU* I STILL CAN’T GET OVER THE FACT THAT I WAS ABLE TO MEET YOU IN THE FLESH!!!!!! Mys I still have those drawings you made hung up on my door and so long as I HAVE a door they will STAY hanging there,, because getting to know you was a fuckeeen trIP!!! I see this breathtaking artist with an interesting jsab blog on my dash, give them a follow then I get a message from nipp saying they’re freaking out because they know about me too??? DUDE I WAS SCREAMING!!!! And even through some rough ass drama related shit you were always there to have mine and our friends back through it all!! All leading up to that magic day where I could give you a bear hug and wander around the museum with you!! Me and my dad couldn’t stop talking about that experience!! He said it was almost like we’ve known each other since kindergarten!!! I really hope to meet you again.. gosh bless Mys.. you funky man,,
@charmed-wonder
Ahh yes the 8th wonder,,, You’ve done nothing but bring comfort and joy you funky mongoose. You’re super funny (and horrifyingly cryptic at times-) and sUUPER talented!! I’d absolutely adore hearing about your original stories n shit bro!!! And I’d love to be able to get to know you better and talk more!! And I hope we will in the new year!! You’re epic as fuck bro!!!!
@krys-lil-corner
Ah yes, the serotonin woman, right here right oon time. That my friend is my thought process everytime you enter a room!! Seeing how supportive you are of so many people?? Honestly I have no fucking clue how you do it?? Either way, I’m so happy to have been able to talk with you!!! I’ve seen you around for a long time, but actually talking with you was a delight!!! I hope that one day you’ll be given as much support for your original series and other creative projects as you’ve given me and so many others. You really deserve it!!
@4n4kin
YOUNG MAN- It’s been pretty tough, I recognize that, but I’m glad that I was able to get in contact with you!! I’ve actually known about you for some time!! But like with many people, I was nervous,, and really intimidated. But after getting to know you it’s been confirmed in my mind that you are actually a mASSIVE DORK!!! It makes me really happy to get a message checkin in on me every once and awhile!! It always reminds me that you do genuinely care!! I thank you so much for our conversations and I hope that we’ll have many more on the road ahead!! bless you!!
@oddlyoglingowl @suna-bara
HEY MOM!! HEY DAD!! JHKJHSK- No but fr you two are actually such parent friends gosh bless- Hanging out in the server with you \two has been such a great time!! The minecraft shenanigans, the voice chat shenanigans and more have always been such memorable things to me and I thank you both so much!! Rose!! I’ve been so intimidated by you for the longest time and when we spoke my brain just lit on fire djhkjAHK- I was stoked to be friends with such a sweet and awesome creator!!! Playing minecraft with you that day was such a wonderful time!! I hope we can do it again sometime!! And yOU Lecter!! Your voice acting is sooo goood!!!! I’d really like to do something like a comic dub of some kind together!! That’d be fuckin epic!! You are such a lighthearted a goofy guy and I hope for more shenanigans to ensue!!!!
HOOLY FUCK THAT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO TYPE I NEED TO STOP JDFHLKAHFLKJASHFLKJ
There are a lot of people I missed here, but if I were to include everyone I’d be typing for another TWO hours hjfdslkjf- To everyone, friend, foe, or mutual.. thank you all so much for making this year what it’s been. From last November to present day I can say that I’ve been living in a golden age!! I’ve experienced things that I could have never DREAMED of experiencing before. All of this feels like life has rewarded me for pushing past the strife I’ve faced, the ignorance and ineptitude I held, and the knowledge and wisdom I’ve gained. Thank you so much to you all, these past months I will never EVER forget.. And thats a promise. To everyone, even those I don’t talk to as much, thank you for everything you’ve taught me, and for the memories you’ve gifted me. I love you all, each and every one of you.
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you should see me in a gown
pairing: Logince, background sleepxiety
word count: 1,307
This was inspired by @skylagamingv2′s undying love for Logince and an excellent quote from @hawthornshadow
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Edited to add: Read on ao3!
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Logan is wearing this dress by @midnightcandy
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Roman Augustus was an asshole, and no, Logan Leavitt was not open to constructive criticism.
The fact that said asshole was also his boyfriend was irrelevant.
He just clearly knew exactly what he was doing, all the time. Like this morning, when Logan had woken up at his usual time of 5:30 am to make coffee and read the paper before work. At 6, just when the coffee always kicked in enough for him to start doing the crossword, Roman meandered into the kitchen. His auburn hair was tousled from sleep but still managed to look like he’d just walked out of a photoshoot. He was wearing nothing but sleep shirt and boxers, and it was one of Logan’s old t-shirts, the one that said “Science: It’s Like Magic, but Real.”
Roman had slouched over and sleepily kissed Logan on the cheek, muttering something about sunshine or starlight. Logan was not confident on the exact words, because he’d been a bit distracted, okay.
Then there’d been the time when Logan had gotten home from teaching, exhausted and with sore feet. Roman had been in his typical post-audition-jitters routine of cleaning the entire house while singing Disney songs. Normally Logan would replace the broom as Roman’s dance partner, but he was so tired that day, and had shuffled over to the couch. Roman had abandoned the broom and instead swept Logan off his feet, carrying him bridal style as he continued to turn and sway. “So this is loveee,” he crooned, waltzing around their living room. Logan would have insisted that he put him down right now but then Roman had kissed him on the forehead and his face started to light on fire as his head went into the clouds. Standing on his own would have been dangerous, surely. It was just common sense to stay in Roman’s arms instead. And if he stayed there until Roman gently deposited him in a kitchen chair and started serving dinner… Well. In his defense, his feet hurt.
Every time Roman dressed up to go out was far worse because he would act like he didn’t know. As if somehow, this gorgeous man was unaware of the effect he had on his poor boyfriend when he’d draw on perfectly sharp wings to his eyeliner, or smooth on lipstick in his signature red, or a hint of blush that reminded Logan far too much of what Roman’s faced looked like in the middle of…
Logan shook his head, resisting the urge to fan his warming cheeks. Now was not another time to get distracted, particularly when Roman wasn’t even home yet. No, today was the day to turn the tables. He’d been bemoaning how he’s just too pretty, all the time to his best friend Virgil when Virgil’s boyfriend had fixed him with a look.
“Okay, yes, your boy’s a snacc, but why not turn the tables, doll?”
Virgil had elbowed Remy with a teasing grin. “Hey, I better be the main course, you thot.”
“Oh hun you know I’d eat you up at any time. Including right now. Logan, will you excuse us?”
“Fuck off, that’s not what I meant!”
“I mean, he can stay, I’m easy,” Remy said, blowing a kiss at the teacher who was currently regretting every single decision of his entire life, particularly the one where he’d idly commented that Virgil’s tattoo artist was attractive and he should try talking to him.
Virgil rolled his eyes. “What did you mean by ‘turn the tables,’ love? Is this a scheme idea?”
Remy sat up from where he’d been draping himself across the entire couch and also both other men. “Oh Virge, you know me so well. Yes, I have a scheme idea against Roman.”
“Awesome, let’s do it,” Virgil said immediately, just as Logan said “Absolutely not.”
“Lo, baby, hear me out,” Remy said.
And, like a fool, he had.
But now he was waiting with a quivery anticipation as the clock ticked closer to the time Roman was scheduled to be home from rehearsal. He adjusted his glasses as he walked back to the window, staring out into the sunset. Was this whole thing ridiculous? It felt so excessive, and indulgent. What if Roman didn’t like it? He should just leave this alone, it had been a mistake to follow any advice of Remy’s.
He turned away from the window, running a hand through his hair, when a small sound in the doorway caught his attention.
Roman had entered silently and was staring, slack-jawed, at Logan’s outfit. His eyes caught on swirls of embroidery at Logan’s wrist and traveled down the navy silk along his arm to where his shoulders were exposed. Roman swallowed hard as he took in the sheer fabric stretched across Logan’s collarbone and down to the shimmery purple designs that spread across his skirt, starting at his navel. Like a nebula seen from galaxies away, the purple faded into greens and blues and even golds, pricked through with tiny specks of light and constellations. The skirt spread out in a wave from Logan’s waist, twinkling with his movements, holding Roman’s gaze as if he’d been hypnotized.
“...Lo?” he managed to squeak out.
Logan’s self-consciousness had vanished as he watched his love go entirely catatonic in contemplation of his dress. He walked to the door, relishing in the tiny whispers of silk against silk, and pulled Roman fully into their apartment. His boyfriend was still in his rehearsal costume, a prince’s regalia complete with epaulettes, but his face was rapidly turning the color of the bright crimson sash that crossed his chest.
“Hello, dearest,” Logan said, cupping Roman’s face with one hand. “How was rehearsal?”
“...grood. I mean, geat. I mean,” he stammered, still staring at the curve of Logan’s waist underneath the gown. “God, I’m so gay,” he whispered. He reached out tentatively to lay a hand on Logan’s hip.
Logan brought his other hand up to rest on Roman’s shoulder, still cupping his face in his hand. “I’m glad you’re home,” he said evenly.
Roman just nodded, face blazing red as he brought up a hand to Logan’s neck.
“Oh, do you like the dress?” Logan asked innocently.
Roman finally found his voice. “Lo, I… you’re a wonder. You are a vision of starlight and dreams, and I love you so, so much.”
“Because of the gown?”
“Of course not,” Roman said, kissing Logan’s cheek. “I love you because you’re brilliant, and passionate, and so driven to learn and help your students learn, and because you do that thing where you tap your pencil on your nose when you’re doing the crossword, and everytime I see it I just want to pull you back to bed to snuggle but I can’t so I just kiss you…”
Logan stopped him by kissing him softly on the mouth. “Like that?” he asked, only a little breathless as they parted.
“...yeah, just like that,” Roman said through a haze of smiles. “Dearheart, what is the occasion?”
“I wanted to fluster you the way you fluster me, daily and constantly,” Logan said with a smile. “Is it working?”
Roman giggled, then spoke seriously. “Darling, I have been flustered by you since the day we met. Every time I look in your eyes, my brain stops working, in complete and utter disbelief that a man like you is still in love with me. It’s an occupational hazard, and the best risk I ever take.”
Logan blushed again, but smiled through it. “Well, if nothing else, this dress has procured me a large number of compliments, so not a complete waste.”
Roman would have thrown his head back to laugh, but that would have meant looking away from the beautiful vision in front of him. Smiling, he leaned in to kiss Logan at least once more.
#logince#Roses Writes Fanfic#hello it's fluff time#sanders sides fanfic#sanders sides fanfiction#logan sanders#ts logan#ts roman#roman sanders#my smol nerd son#my smol drama son#put my bois in skirts you cowards#gimme that good logince#remy sanders#virgil sanders#background sleepxiety
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I Have Been Collecting...
So, I’ve been collecting quotes from all my friends for almost a year now, under this post is a list of way too many quotes. Enjoy you beautiful boys
"I'm cold, I'm wet, BUT I HAVE A LEMON!"
"Snuff on these kinkboy"
"This motherfucker has a white house!"
"Condom Fighters."
"I wake up, I hit my head, and then I die"
"Uhm... Aargh?"
"I guess I'd get kicked"
"Spooky cave whack time"
"Hi, sex please?"
"They bit that poor dolphin right on the dick"
"They're even cute when they're humping each other"
"Oh, 'I'M SORRY GOD. YOU KNOW ME.' "
"Cindy Lou Who is thicc"
"My pot stickers attacked me"
"Don't talk while your mouth is open"
"I've always wanted a restraining order"
"Please think before you speak"
"Wait, I need to get the walnuts"
"I always touch it"
"yeah dude other than the fact that they kill your grandpa and take all the wonderbread from your house and leave you with like 3 toasters but no bread"
"Okay we need to talk about who put the jellyfish in my bed"
"You can call the cops, just don't tell your mom"
"OOHOOHOHO YEAH I KNOW HOW TO SKIP!"
"Wigger."
"Stop fingering my pizza"
"Let's go sell my pants and learn how to pick flowers."
"I love war!"
"I don't endorse suicide but she should consider it."
"Ah no! He has his pants back on."
"Peepee battleboys"
"So today I lit two flies on fire and then pissed on them."
"Cereal only tastes good if you're stealing it from Matthew's house."
"Just pee on the damn insects"
"Alright, I need to kill the gnomes"
"I'm so ethnic. I'm eating a crepe"
"It smells like wind"
"There's a movie called bagel.. Batman?"
"Yeah! I love bein' grumpy."
-stealing all the napkins at a DQ- "These are free right?"
"When it rains crusty nut"
"There was pain"
"Fuck it I hate money anyway."
"Remember the time Ben Old Yellered Timmy?"
"Ben you're the most homosexual straight man I've ever met."
"You either hang yourself or you don't."
"Grant did you just get door dash at 2AM?"
"What kind of bitch uses one swipe of chapstick!?"
"I need my human!"
"PUT EM IN! PUT EM IN HER MOUTH!!!"
"I love coffee and I wanna kill myself"
"Dog! Fake dog. that is a horse..."
"That is a very sad penis..."
"These strawberries make me hard"
"OOOAAAOOHH! ..... She licked me with her warm moist tongue"
"Its not alcohol.... so I don't want any"
"Okay that's enough 'Fuck's' out of you"
"If a white person whips it's called slavery"
"Hello! And Oh no, there's a tiddy!"
"Michael Cera, standing behind you, denying the holocaust"
"Did you just take a SINGLE fucking cinnamon toast crunch!?"
"You're a special kind of Thot Rory. You're The Honest Obligated Toucher"
"You're doing me a heckin' fright!"
"I could do math on her nose"
"Hype men are people, not objects."
"I'm not hitting on you I just wanna see you shirtless"
"I just wanna buy my rocks, leave me alone!!!"
"I'm trying but my white blood cells aren't nearly as ripped as yours"
"I'm not a fuckboy I just don't wanna be lonely"
"HOW DO YOU MAKE THE HOLOCAUST FAMILY FRIENDLY KYLE!?!?"
"You can take my life, you can take my liberties, you can take everything I love, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE MY SHOES!!!"
"Are you excited about your bread?"
"She just wants some dirty rubz"
"IT'S THE NEVER ENDING NUT!!!"
"Your face aren't in my tiddies"
"I was watching my ultrasound, EXCUSE ME!"
"YOU PUT A GRAPE IN MY DR PEPPER!?"
"I'm sorry but every group needs a vagina."
"Then Matthew just busts a nut out of his fucking facial holes!"
"It's stuck in my nostrils!!!"
"Frog. Man. At. Me."
"You can create your own dong when you get home"
"Holy shit.. well fuck drugs, I'll just wear these."
"Gas leaks are cool" -Taylor 2k17
"Economically, I'm a jew."
"SpongeBob Squarecunt"
"Sex and a BLT"
"Your beard is like a piggu that's been conditioning"
"Challenge him to a lumberjackoff"
"You can nut while doing your homework"
"He ate dirt, ketchup and peanut shells."
"I love moist."
"Family communal bong"
"WHO ATE MY CORN PLANT!?!?"
"Stop bustin' my chops!!!"
"Y'all mind if I juice?"
"Shhh! I'm trying to watch Hacker 3!!!"
"I CONTROL THE TREES WITH MY MIND!"
"He's a monster! That bow-tied fuck!"
"Tupac hologram is the Hatsune Miku of America"
"I feel like Kyle has no problems with taking his pants off."
"Dude, imagine Jews."
"Your WCW doesn't go to soda..."
That was all page 1, now, page 2
"Oh I wouldn't even fight them we'd already be in the bedroom snoggin'"
"In the middle of doing it while drunk I said 'prove to me you destroyed the death star'"
BROTHER!!!"
"Yo, you wanna eat my nuts?"
"I come bearing burritos!"
"YOU'RE SELLING MY SOUL TO FUCKING COMCAST!?"
"Sourdough is the taste of San Francisco"
"Why would you want a white, pasty Jesus when you could have a smelly fish one?"
"He's gonna be my throne of minorities."
"Hey pretty lady, wanna.. share a lunchables sometime?"
"IT'S WHEN YOU WANNA FUCK YOUR MOM!!!"
"A whopper in disguise."
"Anneversary of womb escape"
"I feel like Waluigi vapes..."
"STOP MAKIN' FUN OF PEOPLE WITH TRAIN TRACKS!!!"
"I'm not fat shaming Bigfoot!"
"It's not herpes if you don't get tested!"
"I can't believe you smoke palm tree..."
"Monica Lewinsky succed the soul out of him."
"Whoopi Goldbergs autistic stepson."
"A fuckin chicken bake from Costco MAAAANNNN"
"In the words of William Shakespeare, eat shit faggot"
"He making me sticky!!!!!"
"AP Satanism."
"What..? You guys don't have urges to smack things too..?"
"Mr Bengford looks like the kinda guy to eat at the Chum Bucket."
"I LOVE THE MUSH!!!"
"My elbow is African American"
"RORY!!!! I NEED YOUR FACE!!"
"... can you open a dick ?"
"Dog shit needs no pants"
"You need to craft a bunch of iron daggers."
"... are you calling Raven thicc..?"
"The only one that can touch my boob is my dad."
"I need something in my mouth.."
"Poke my hole"
"Gimme a sec I gotta take a wicked piss."
"Just ignore Bens suffering"
"I FORGOT I HAD ASTHMA!"
"We Are Never Naked Together. Okay???"
"I hope god is real so I can go to hell."
"Yeah, you were kinda a butthole freshman year"
"ShUT THE FUCK UP I'M TALKING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER!"
"He has the personality of a saltine cracker."
"Bang-la-DESH!"
"Did you fuck her hair yet?"
"I just put a pussy sign..."
"it's hard to climb the tiny peepee..?"
"I'm actually watching gay porn for the plot right now."
"please don't ruin Kirby.."
"don't vape on the fucking pizza!"
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Behind the Mask of the Blog!
Hello all! If you’ve found this post, perhaps it because you wish to learn more about the person behind this blog, and this post will provide you with most, if not all, of the information you seek!
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Name: Kai
Birthday: July 8th
Height: 5′4 and ¾ or 162cm
Gender: Non-Binary
Pronouns: She/Her, They/Them, Trash
Sexual Orientation: Bi/Pans/Polysexual
Living In: Pennsylvania, US
Zodiac Sign: (Sun) Cancer (Moon: Libra, Rising: Pisces)
Life Status: Thicc and Tired™️
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Favorite Music Genre(s): Pretty much anything, I can even jam to country if I’m in the mood.
Favorite General Genre(s): Romance, comedy, horror.
Favorite Color(s): Sky Blue, Silver, Gold, Peach Pink, Beige.
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Hobbies/Talents: Singing, writing, reading, dancing (even though I’m really bad at it).
I suffer from anxiety and depression.
I’m super fearful, in other words, I’m a wuss.
I have an extensive love for any and all animals.
I have a septum piercing, a daith piercing, and both of my ears are pierced.
I’m very, very ticklish.
I’m in love with vintage style.
I’m clingy and very touchy-feely.
I have an older biological sister, a younger step sister, and a younger step brother.
I love drag queens.
I have a strong love for tea.
I have six animals Sheamus (cat), Kookie (cat), Karleigh (cat), Sugar (cat), Philippe (cat), and Rylee (dog).
I am cooler online than in person.
Aspiring coroner.
I’m an ambivert (a balance of both introvert and extrovert).
I have been told quite a lot that I “look very gay”, so that’s a thing you should know.
I’m a big fucking geek.
I get attached very easy.
I’m the mom friend.
dIMPLES
I’m weak for people calling me cute pet names (baby, honey, sweetie, etc.)
I’m single as fuck.
Parental Advisory™️
I’m a soft baby tbh.
I’m bubbly and emotional.
I’m basically a living meme.
I’m possibly an alien, who knows?
I’m a space nerd.
I’m kind of a thot.
I’m totally up for you calling me mommy and/or daddy, like, please.
I get flustered really easily.
I’m in love with lesbian Jesus aka Hayley Kiyoko and various other talented artists.
(see also: stan list && bias list)
If you wanna contact me elsewhere:
Personal Tumblr: hxneybunz
Instagram: hxney.bunz
Wattpad: hxneybunz
Twitter: hxneybunz
Feel free to message me anytime!! 💖
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Ep. 1 - “Imagine suffering, imagine euthanizing yourself, imagine losing your will to continue on...” - Randy
i cant see pls send imitrex
i have a crush on cole, i'm in this game and virgin islands with him and i really like talking to him. he is really genuine and easy to talk to, i feel ridiculous for admitting this but this was the first thing i thought to confess about lol
I want to shoot myself in the fucking face what is my tribe?!
Cole is such a messy thot, Kevin is that but without being remotely good at the game, Arika and Julia are best friends IRL and 1000% will be working together. Louise is a fucking saint but that also terrifies me because I can't do shit against her without being a terrible person. At least Madison is really down to earth and chill even thought I've known her for two days and met her on Club Penguin. I don't know Bryce, Noah or the other one so they're 1000% my go to people right now.
Ohkay hi hi. My name is Bryan and I’m here to try and NOT flop at this game. Ok sooo. I’m looking at my tribe and i notice. My best friend Madison is here. Just kidding i HATE her. Or at least that’s what i will want people to think so we aren’t targeted for our friendship or whatever cuz we had BEEF in our last game. Um. Josh is also here. I was in another game with him but i didn’t really get to talk to him that much. Other than that cole and Kevin seem nice enough and are talkative so that’s good. I guess I’ll just be able to talk more with other people later.
Imagine suffering, imagine euthanizing yourself, imagine losing your will to continue on in an ORG you were last minute filled into. I literally hate this whole tribe so much, and I'm going into this game with the mindset that we are losing every single immunity and reward.
When I saw the first three cast reveal posts i prayed i wasnt on the orange tribe. i actually believed and god, and asked him for forgiveness for all the sins ive committed and pleaded my case to on why i shouldnt be on this tribe. but, alas here i am. so its time to play i guess
I'm not good with social game, and thats why i usually fail at survivor. I always have a good first few days, but then its just me being inactive and skirmming my way until my inevitable premerge eviction. But in this game im literally going to pull all the stops i can. I will start to set up my reputation as a good survivor player. And it starts here. Even if nobody pms me I will take this game by storm. Meaning right now its getting good with the influential such as Jay and Drew. They have a few buds on the other tribe, and working with them can only help me when we hit merge. i'm also going to keep Chrissa tight because she is just such a good ally, but its also going to be hard to protect her as she is such a shit competitor. But thats all plans let me talk about to cast
Cameron: Love cameron our last org played together we made final 3, and he asked me to cut him. I will keep him under my sphere of influence especially since he said he isnt familiar with this group of players
Chrissa: I also love chrissa. She can be a little annoying sometimes, but she always has good intentions. She is fiercely loyal, and thats something great to have in an ally because numbers are more important in survivor than big brother
Constance: I don't like him. I want nothing to do with him. The closest association I ever had with constance was us two being on the same cast reveal post. And I'm far more than content with that interaction. He's from facebook, and that means he is going to stir the pot when there isn't any stirring necessary. He is going to make a move just to make a move, and if I cut him earlier the better. But if I can work with him, and test and experience how he plays this game. I do think it would be more entertaining
Drew: I have good relations with him but really havent played an org with him. I have no intentions on backstabbing him especially in this cast. I do think he will either slide into the shadows, or emerge as the person calling the shots for this tribe.
Jay: Same as Drew tbh. They're together as a duo, so anything one does the other will follow. I'm not going to beef with him
Jill: I haven't met Jill before this. but she is the driest person i have pm'd in a while. Me and her are having forced small talk, but i dont want to lose connections with her yet. I'm hoping she isnt well liked or well received so she can leave.
Reagan: Me and her have butted heads so many times in vls. If you wanted a fight. Its going to be between me and her i bet your hat.
Sam: I dont know if he's a newbie or from a community. But me and him kicked things off really well, and I'm feeling natural chemistry with him. I'll keep him near my sphere of influence for sure.
Roxy: Going against Roxy is such a stupid move. Because she's just going to waste her whole entire game trying to vote you off. She gets really bitter easily, and i dont know what the hell she's saying half of the time. I dont understand her game or her mouth so im just gonna let her be...
[12:25:40 PM] 👑 Queen Roxy 👑: dam stop tryna out do my intro do I have to add my likes too? tch
[12:25:48 PM] 👑 Queen Roxy 👑: I like big BUTTS and I cannot lie
[12:25:53 PM] Chrissa Bullard: lol
[12:26:54 PM] 👑 Queen Roxy 👑: okay Ill admit idc about the size of your butt
[12:27:01 PM] 👑 Queen Roxy 👑: even if you have a small butt id still potentially like u
[12:27:12 PM] 👑 Queen Roxy 👑: but yall are gay so like what can a straight gal like me do
[12:27:29 PM] Chrissa Bullard: hello sam and roxy with her butt equality
[12:29:22 PM] Jill: if u wanna be my friend add me and SAY hey bc i forget to add people
[12:29:53 PM] 👑 Queen Roxy 👑: and I say HEY what a wonderful kinda day
[12:29:54 PM] Jill: also msg me ur pronouns thanks
[12:29:57 PM] 👑 Queen Roxy 👑: you can learn and work and play
[12:30:26 PM] 👑 Queen Roxy 👑: my pronouns are "my lord" and "your highness"
[12:30:51 PM] 👑 Queen Roxy 👑: I said I was a she cause dan didn't take me seriously even tho imma hella serious
[12:30:52 PM] Cameron Bee-Culpepper (Atomic Admin): my pronouns are he/they and they are actually serious :)
[12:31:02 PM] 👑 Queen Roxy 👑: oi how dare you say I aint serious
[12:31:36 PM] Chrissa Bullard: your highness is serious do not get my lords pronouns wrong :P
[12:31:41 PM] 👑 Queen Roxy 👑: :/ I'm the lord and the queen roxy herself
[12:31:42 PM] Chrissa Bullard: seriously though
[12:31:47 PM] 👑 Queen Roxy 👑: of course my pronoun is your highness
[12:31:57 PM] 👑 Queen Roxy 👑: thank you ! see? chrissa gets it!
[12:32:02 PM] 👑 Queen Roxy 👑: look I even have a crown as proof
[12:32:07 PM] Chrissa Bullard: true
[12:32:13 PM] 👑 Queen Roxy 👑: i trans-itioned from being a commoner to being a queen
[12:32:51 PM] 👑 Queen Roxy 👑: also if i don't pm you its cause i avoid social interactions at all times
[12:33:00 PM] Chrissa Bullard: a mood
[12:33:05 PM] 👑 Queen Roxy 👑: and i haven't left my house in 9 days
[12:33:13 PM] 👑 Queen Roxy 👑: apart from an hour once to go to the gym
[12:33:17 PM] 👑 Queen Roxy 👑: i haven't recovered since
i take medicine. its called coffee. it helps releave the symptoms of being dead inside
My tribe is probably going to be useless. Which means that we have to turn it OUT for immunity. Randy, Roxy and I are all attempting to make flags. I have faith in Randy's abilities... roxy, not so much. But she does have a good artistic ability, so I hope she turns it out for this. We can hope. We can hope.
Blah blah blah. Confessional confessional. The immunity comp is a flag making competition. Which means i can’t really participate. The one we have so far tho is super cute!! There’s a Julia on our tribe. I have to start learning people’s names. Ugh. Too much work.
I think like our tribe will win immunity, looking at cadejo’s scores, they seem like flops I mean that tribe is super ugly so ya know… cute is gonna devour gorgeous. Anyways Anthony is doing great at the flag I gave him the ideas, he executed them for me so everyone is great. Also i got this red KEY
I really don't like my tribe but I think I like the other tribe even less just from the few people I've encountered before or at the very least heard about. If anything though that's great for me because I have all of two or three people I remotely care about so I have no issues with taking people out.
RANDY'S FLAG LOOKS TERRIBLE! but we're going with that one anyway!!! even though its literally furry meme nonsense!!! so i hope to god i dont get targetted when we lose bc i made an effort not to be a grumpy ass beyotch!
ummm roxy said she and sam wanna align with me!! it's so early!!! I may work with Reagan bc we worked together previously I think!! Everyone else seems fine. I'm gunna msg drew and everyone else tomorrow or later and say hey I've been napping!!! Go team
I honestly think im going because peop le don't tell me anything I'm scared
[3/28/18, 1:55:57 AM] Drew (heuse1ac): "I love y-...ughch..."
[3/28/18, 1:56:05 AM] Drew (heuse1ac): Cameron 2k18
im just gonna put this here ;)
Anyway. Here's some tea.
Roxy thinks I talk too much about being in the hospital. Sorry sweaty, I'm disabled, I'm gonna be in the hospital. And I have the right to talk about whatever I want. ANYWAY, Constance, the literal loml, gave me this tea so that's great. I LOVE HIM.
So we made an alliance of me and drew, because drew has a "bad reputation" (sweetie, you were the one making tasteless comments night one, let's not get it twisted here!!)
We talk a bunch, we have good laughs, and we head to bed. I went into this round wanting to target Roxy anyway, but she just went painted a bullseye on her back for me!
This first round felt so nostalgic to me, in the sense that being gone from these games for a while allowed me to step back and revitalize the way that I play games. In the beginning of the game, I felt an immediate connection with Cameron. He is someone who has a really nice, personable outlook as a person and I could see myself becoming really good allies and friends outside of this game.
I also really enjoy Drew, Sam and Jill.
Drew: I was excited to see him in this game because we just met a few days before the game started because he flirted with me a little and I thought he was a nice guy in general. I haven't had the chance of getting to know him all that well yet, though he stated to me that he will not write my name down throughout the game when we were first added to the tribe, so I hope that stays as promised.
Sam: We both come from the same community but we both individually transferred to Tumblr at different points in time. I don't know him well enough to say he could be someone I stay with for the long run, but I have had a few calls with him and he seems pretty straightforward about what he wants in this game and where he wants to go. I'll leave it at that for now.
Jill: She is literally everything that is me. "I'm going to see my sugar daddy," "I am eating a whole barbecque chicken pizza to myself," "I need money" I LOVE THIS CHICK! We need to align and become friends for sure because I can't see myself without her!
One smaller relationship I have is with Chrissa and that will require some work on my part, both game wise and friend wise included. We had a rough past on a personal note but we are working our ways around it to become friends again on a personal level, not even on a game level. I feel like if Chrissa is able to handle herself in this game with me the way she did in Arrakis ages ago, she should be good to go with me!
The people I really don't talk with or connect with right now are Jay, Roxy, Randy and Regan.
- Jay just hasn't spoken a lot, but that may be subject to change?
- Regan has this huge negative perception that everyone has given about her and I'm honestly not about holding past games or whatnot against anyone. If she is as crazy or as ballistic as people say she is then that will happen on it's own accord.
- Randy is..Randy. I'm not really putting a whole lot here. He comes off extremely weird to me and I'm not feeling it.
- Roxy and Randy both share the same trait they don't mind expressing: their messy players. I'm not one to want to play with people who are going to knowingly make things difficult for me in this game moving forward. I feel like getting out people who tend to be wildcards for my individual game will boost my ability to better know the personalities I surround myself with.
Intended Target: Roxy
Reason: I had a call with Sam and discussed some feelings about the challenge for the flag that had taken place. In my individual opinion, expressing the idea of putting in effort for a challenge and then doing the opposite of what you said you would do, shows a false sense of sportsmanship and that bothers me. Roxy said she would make a temporary flag as a concept, but never did and constantly said "I'm lazy, so I don't want to do it."
Adding on to the reason above, I was asked if I wanted to be added to a call with Sam by Roxy as they were both speaking with each other and I said I wouldn't mind joining. We both tried asking Roxy about potential ideas for the vote off and Roxy made it clear that Regan would be too easy to get rid of. Then came the critical point of the conversation where Roxy would bring up Cameron and Drew's names, stating that Drew apparently has a bad or weird reputation in the Tumblr community of games, but this is COSTA RICA not any other game. She also stated in regards to Cameron word for word that, "I just think Cameron talks about themselves too much in the main chat, and that brings people to feel for them more, and that makes them look bad" and this was in relation to when Cameron stated he was in the hospital. I found that to be extremely bothersome because otherwise, Cameron has never talked about himself constantly or anything like that.
My intentions are to pull myself, Drew, Cameron, Jill, Sam and Jay to vote out Roxy. I started the idea when I asked Sam on call blatantly and he agreed and I calmly took it by step. That's all I have folks!
I hope this works out and if for some odd reason I go home first, well then it was fun while it lasted!
Okay so I need to catch yall up on how shit can turn into bliss
SO reward I literally ate shit in. i scored to lowest out of everybody in the whole cast. Making myself inferior to competition flops like Chrissa. So that wasnt really well. However my soccial game has been stepping up. Even though im lacking a little bit in the pm part of my game. I have been having good chemistry with literally everybody in the tribe chat. I have also led us in the flag immunity.
So me and Cameron made a flag. And the tribe had to pick which one, and it was pretty set even. I do think the end result wouldve been the same but it was nice to see people on my side and supporting me. So then we lose the tribal flag, and im literally yeeted away from the tribe. Which is really good since with this tribal vote i wouldve been thrown under the bus.
allegedely roxy has been throwing names around, and had i stayed in the tribe it might of been my name that was thrown around since it was my flag that lost. so im happy to avoid the drama of the first vote. but now that people have bonded since roxy's polarization im starting to become more outcasted. I just need go stronger for immunities and amp up my social game even more.
Since ive been to the other tribe I have a feeling on whats happening. Cole is aligned with all them bitches. Literally Madison Louise are people he's played with before, and when we talked in pms he said this tribe is full of his friends. He is very safe in his tribe which is really nice. Since the League of Gays need to work together at the merge : ~)
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Totally Reprise Episode 90
"APPRECIATE OUR SACRIFICE, LISTENER!"
"Well then get on fuckin' patreon." "Well... no. Then I would have a responsibility to put out content on any kind of timetable." "Ah, well you see, that's where you're wrong." I felt kind of bad for laughing at this, but I did.
"I love my disturbingly overmuscled son."
god so much happens in the Buu arc
Gogeta is not canon, I looked that up a while ago.
"I think that's why we think we have good episodes, is cause we survived them."
"Is this like Leg Party?" "Uh, okay, well there's no Leg Party, first of all, there's Legfest" LEG PARTY!
They're boys, and they got legs?
"I'm gonna write down 'gacha drugs' for my cyberpunk setting." fuck that's good
"Where do you put it?" "In the back alleys." Yeah, makes sense to me.
"I don't think Luke is a serial killer" a ringing endorsement
"is this an episode of Totally Reprise?" "Fuck." "This might be an episode of Totally Reprise."
"Guys, they brought that podcast back, we extra can't steal their bits now."
"I mean, if they can steal their bits, we can too." That's true, that's fair use, look it up.
"Hey everybody who saw that tumblr post about Totally Spies being horny" "Hello!" "Welcome. It's been a great couple weeks to generate content for us" it's been
"We should probably not ego search for ourselves during the show." "Why?" Have you even heard this show before?
"I think it may have returned every single instance of the word 'totally'" That's going to be a few of them.
"And by dinner, I do mean empty plates, glasses of water, and just kind of staring at each other at a table."
"Welcome to our searching podcast." Goddamnit now you're stealing bits from Friends at the Table
"I don't know why, but they list his 'Nation State' as South America."
"Jerry explains that men all over the world have been falling asleep." "Well, when you put it that way."
"Hey guys, have you ever seen a flower so bad you fall asleep?"
"They give them two jet skis."
"Sam, you're being a little bit of a weird racist." "Little bit." "You're being a fuckin' chaser and I don't appreciate it."
god I didn't even think about what complete bullshit that plan triangulation was
"It's such a funny joke, when I talk about how they have the wrong number of jet skis."
"She is the second costume color on the Poison Ivy in a fighting game."
"Sam posits the question, but, but Violet, not ALL men, are bad"
"There is not a single innocent boy, I'm sorry."
"This woman is thwarted, not because of the spies, but because she didn't wear a hair net in her laboratory."
I didn't know what thot meant either, thank you for asking Luke
"Thank you, WeedLordVegeta, for this awful, cursed question."
"And also, cause Maxie, one hour ago said, don't forget this one! And I said I can't!"
"I don't know enough about flowers. Or fucking." same
"She's volcel." goddamn, that's true
Molly didn't mention Yaretta on her list of plant girls, but I guess she was sticking to fictional characters.
"Lily, bitches!" "Okay, yeah, I guess you get the fuckin' gay one, Ashley, congrats."
"I'm a fake plant girl."
"Hey, do you think that when Harley like uses her fingers, she calls it a green thumb?" "........................Can we end the podcast right now?"
"Listen, Gotham City is just a city full of vats of weird chemicals that make you into different shit."
"I did tell you the other day that I would rather listen to All Star by Smash Mouth than any Coheed and Cambria song." Well All Star is a really good song.
"'Three of the richest people in the world have disappeared.'" "Thank God."
I didn't get the name until Ashley said it and now I'm mad
"You could just say like an apple, but also if you said I eat cucumbers like an apple, I would hate you. Forever."
"...Nature's corn dog." This will be my last thought before I die.
"Alright, I can put my cucumber down, if we need to start."
"I have a second one." You can't just eat two cucumbers!
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On Point With: Joseph Macchia
[Photo: Get Out Magazine]
Being an award-winning leatherman isn’t always about kink. It’s more likely about standing out in the leather community as a caring, thinking person, which Mr. Eagle 2018 Joseph Macchia does in spades! Thotyssey catches up with the event producer, health activist and title holder to discuss these final remaining moments of his amazing reign.
Thotyssey: Joseph, hello! Thanks for chatting with us today! How was your summer?
Joseph Macchia: Great! I started a new job in June at the Eagle NYC, and I was out on Fire Island for the Mr. Fire Island Bear contest.
What's your job at the Eagle now?
I am the Happy Hour manager. We started Happy Hour June 1st. We’re open Tuesday through Saturday from 5pm, 2-for-1 drinks ‘til 10pm.
Before we talk more about the Eagle, let’s get the dirt on you! Where’s your original hometown, and what were your early interests?
I am a New Yorker born and raised... a Queens boy who moved to Long Island, only to get out of Long Island real quick and move back to Queens. I played soccer during high school, as well.as baseball and tennis. In my early 20′s, I started producing cabaret shows.
I recall when you used to host a live panel show at some cabaret venues called ”The Q,” with guests usually being gay nightlife performers and activists.
Yes! It will be coming back in a new incarnation and format at the end of the year. Possibly with a new name, too. I never give up on dreams, and we need a gay talk show on TV!
Yes, totally! Now more than ever! Do you sing at all yourself?
I don’t sing; I create shows and produce. I love watching a show be built.
What have been some memorable performances under your watch?
I like to see all kinds [of performances]. I knew this woman who did Gaga’s “Poker Face” in a show, and made it her own.
How did you get introduced to the leather scene?
I walked into the Eagle seven years ago or so, and it was the first bar I felt myself and welcomed in, and not judged. I then went and bought my first harness. I slowly started to meet fellow leathermen, and realized what a wonderful scene the leather community is.
Lots of people outside the leather scene don’t realize that it isn’t all about fetishes or sexuality... it’s about community! And body positivity. And in New York, the Eagle is basically the center of that.
The amount of community service and fundraising that’s done--plus educational workshops [at the Eagle]--it’s amazing. And then, you can also be open to exploring who you are in a safe space.
When did you start competing in the leather contests?
I ran four years ago for Mr. Eagle, and placed second. I was going to come back the next year and compete again, but waited because I needed time to grow and be more involved. Then cancer got in the way, and I decided to finally run last October [when I won].
Oh no, what sort of cancer did you struggle with?
Testicular. Cancer and HIV / AIDS awareness are very important to me. I have my own charity I founded for kids and teens living with HIV, Help Is On The Way Today. I work with hospitals, clinics and group homes here in New York. We service over 600 children.
I understand that your upcoming birthday cabaret show at The Duplex is going to be a benefit for that charity, and that shows like this have been a major part of your fundraising over the years.
13 years ago, I created a fundraising series called Cabaret Cares. I went around to all the backstage doors asking Broadway shows if they wanted to do a cabaret benefit, hoping they would say yes (I didn't know anyone in Broadway, so I had to hope for yeses). Over the course of 13 years, we raised $186,000 for my charity.
We have had amazing performances from the cast of The Producers, On Your Feet, In The Heights, Jersey Boys and more. We’ve featured cabaret performers like Marilyn Maye, Amanda McBroom, etc. My birthday always kicks off the new season, and features friends from Broadway and cabaret.
And this year, the kickoff will be Monday, September 24th at the Duplex!
Yes, on my actual birthday.
Back to the Eagle! As it draws to a close, how have you enjoyed your reign as Mr. Eagle 2018?
My reign was amazing. My goal was to educate more people about the leather community, and also to lend my voice to several causes.
What were some highlights of your year as Mr. Eagle?
Competing at IML with 71 other amazing leatherman. Meeting wonderful leathermen and women from the community. Marching in the Gay Pride parade in June. And recently, having a phone conversation with a man who never felt he looked good in leather. He bought his first harness and he said he felt great, but was afraid to wear it out. So I told him if you feel good in it, put it on and come to the Eagle. And he did!
Wonderful! What’s your favorite piece of gear, by the way?
I have two: my leg harness and my kilt.
Let’s talk about some upcoming Eagle events, starting with Dads & Lads on Friday, September 14th. That’s been a monthly... what goes down there?
It’s dance party-themed, every second Friday of month.
Then there’s a benefit for the True Colors Fund on September 20th.
Yes! Great dance music, gogo boys and raffles, $10 cover, 8 til 12.
Nice! And finally, Mister Eagle 2019 Weekend begins on October 5th! What are you expecting this next group of contestants to be like?
I have no idea who's competing yet. I am hoping for a huge turnout of contestants. It's a huge deal with [next year] being World Pride, too.
Oh that’s right, Mr. Eagle 2019 will be marching in World Pride! That’s daunting.
I will be there to guide them and help them any way I can. If you lead with your heart, then he will be fine.
Anything else you wanna mention?
Being Mr. Eagle 2018 has been one of the most amazing experiences of my life. Oh, and also that I am very single, lol!
Take note, thots! Okay, final question: what are you gonna be for Halloween?
Hmmmm... not sure yet. You will have to stop by the Eagle for our party and contest to find out!
Thanks, Joseph!
Joseph “Mr. Eagle 2018″ Macchia produces Happy Hour at The Eagle NYC (Tuesday through Saturday, 5-10pm). Check Thotyssey’s calendar for his other upcoming gigs, and follow Joseph on Facebook and Instagram.
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