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magicbratt · 1 year

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hi!!

idk if you're taking requests, but my greedy self was wondering if you could write hcs for the Aarons with a fem s/o who is a little on the curvy side... if you could do sfw AND nsfw, that would be 👌

AARON Z AND AARON T WITH A CURVY GIRLFRIEND

cw/stuff: suggestive, nsfw & Aaron z's under the cut, fem/afab reader, bit of cuss words, switches between third and 2nd person sorry if that makes u upset

Aaron T (sfw but slightly suggestive)

He’s definitely infatuated (as he would be with any body type his s/o would have)

But he cannot for the life of him, take his hands of you. Always touching you.

Gripping your thigh whenever your sitting down, hands cupping your ass whenever you hug him, even massaging your boobs whenever you guys cuddle and burries is face in them

cant help but always be touching his pretty girlfriend </3

Aaron is def big on fashion (proved by manga too). But one thing about him? He was thinks everything looks GREAT on you. No matter what you’re wearing he’s throwing compliments at you and taking 1000 pictures to add to his album of you

Could be wearing a garbage bag, he thinks it looks fucking amazing on you

But does absolutely love it when you dress up all fancy.

There’s gotta be one time where his gf wore a skin tight dress that hugged her curves and he just didn’t know what to do with himself..

Had the band looking for you two because you both suddenly disappeared to the bathroom for a while 🫢

Aaron would wanna come shopping with you even if you insist it’s gonna take you a while to pick clothes. He just wants to help and get that bonus of the little fashion show you give him so he could another hundred pictures to his collection

On the topic of your pictures, this is literally him:

One of the millions of pictures he keeps of you is his phone lock screen and he changes the photo like 10x a day cause he just keeps taking new pics of you (you're too gorgeous) :'((

He thinks your so pretty that he’s thinking about buying more phones just so he can have multiple lock screens of you

he was so serious about it too.

Aaron's aware whenever you go out people are gonna be looking at you. Of course they would! His girlfriend is the definition of perfection!!

He shows you off so proudly and slightly teases all the others that want you but CAN"T have you😛

Not afraid to fight at all. One time a paparazzi told you to “shake some ass for the camera” and you had to push T away from them even though he kept insisting he just wanted to “talk” to the guy (his clenched fists said otherwise)

Loves to wear full body matching outfits with you and even posts them to his insta story like a little photoshoot. Y'all:

He loves his gf so much he won’t shut up about you

Especially on social media

Always reposting your stuff, tweeting about how lucky he is, making those cringey couple tiktoks (like that lipstick trend going around right now where the person A messes up their lipstick and it cuts to person B with kiss marks all over), it's so cute.

And R.I.P to any hate comments about you or how you look.

He WILL go to said persons page and clown em. Will also take the time and effort to find tweets or tiktoks they did whether a month ago or 3 years ago.

He'll put in all the effort for you.

Aaron ❤️’s his bbg

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T lets you know how much he loves his s/o. Verbally and physically.

While he is hasty with things, he tries to take his time with you. So he takes the role of eating you out very seriously. In fact he'd surprisingly enough finds more pleasure in having his nose and tongue in her folds rather than having HER suck him off

Offers to prep her with his tongue every time. And Aaron gets so into it at times and thinks that she just tastes so nice that he totally loses track of space and time and the world (you’re his world tho😉)

His whole mind and body its just so occupied with eating you out that he doesn't realize he's had his face in your pussy for almost 20 minutes now and you're on the track to your fourth orgasm :((

He didn't even notice your hands lightly trying to push his head away because he's so good at what he does and you're already feeling overstimmed </3

Def a 'messy eater'. He's just so drunk off you he's trying his best not to get the sheets too wet from your juices and his drool. And he's trying to lick up everything and its js too much

And one thing about T? He WANTS you to sit on his face. PLEASE let him!! He is BEGGING!!!

He just wants to be suffocated under your ass, oh my, he would love to perish that way.

If you let him do that, he is not letting go of your legs. Cause now he's REAL into it. He's gripping your thighs so hard you can barley even lift yourself off him and he has to apologize after for the faint finger marks he left

T prolly rlly likes your tits so he might enjoy cowgirl, but he has to be sitting up so he has easy access to groping his favorite pair of boobies and he can bury is face in them the same way he does when y'all cuddle. (++he can grip your ass)

And he enjoys hickeys. On you AND him.

He's leaving marks on your thigh before he digs in (😉) and SO MANY bites on your chest because he's just so obsessed with those two mounds omg

He will maybe have to try and cover them for publicity and his PR team said so or sum. (He sneakily leaves a visible one on his neck so he can start a scandal on twitter lol)

kneels, cries, and confesses his sins to ur pussy🧎

AARON Z (sfw)

Z loves you. Every bit of you (real)

He just can’t help but stare at you sometimes. You’re so effortlessly beautiful ya know? (and maybe he also kinda likes the way your butt jiggles when you walk away)

Have a feeling he just looks at you sometimes. Just so mesmerized buy the sight of ol’ pretty you. Sometimes it might seem creepy cause you’ll be sleeping and you wake up to him just staring at you while your both in bed. (and maybe he does wake up a little earlier so he can get the chance to take in your gorgeous resting face)

Just has to take in that you’re really his. HIS s/o

Openly invites you to sit in his lap. Doesn’t vocally say it but he lightly drags you to his legs when you were aiming for the spot on the couch next to him. And even when you’re already sitting next to him, Z kinda just inches you towards his lap with the arm he has on your waist. And sometimes he just gestures to his lap when you’re looking for a seat.

His hands find their way to your waist in a lot of situations. That’s one of the few PDA’s he’ll do. Lowkey likes it better than hand holding just because he feels like you’re in a more protective stance rather than hand holding. (and it outwardly shows that you’re his to any scheming onlookers)

So walking through the mall, sitting down, at a party, or anywhere. People will find Z with his hand placed where it’s home is, right on his gfs waist <3

Prolly (most definitely) used his girlfriends butt as a pillow when they’re lying down in bed. She would just be sitting in bed scrolling through tiktok and then almost drop her phone out her hand cause Z playfully nipped her right ass cheek. (she’d pinch his nose and tell him to quit it and he’s like “yeah m’ sorry ofc ml” but then he does it again 5 min later..he thinks it’s HILARIOUS peak comedy in his eyes)

Definitely an ass guy so is thrilled whenever you choose to wear something tight fitting that makes your backside pop out. Not in a perverted way, but more of like a loving boyfriend type beat 🥰 (lol)

Z works out so whenever you decide to go out with him he’s trynna subtly fend off all the other people eyeing you by giving them glares (scary dog bf type vibes)

Helps you do workouts, like one of those types who would hold your feet when you do sit ups, stand behind you when you do squats (he’s not looking at your ass, don’t question it, he’s def just helping out!! 😛) and help you lift weights

Also likes you watching him workout. He just wants to look good for you so, hey, if you think his abs look nice when he’s sweating, who is he to call you out on the “eyes” your giving him? He’ll just be a bit smug about it in his head for now and you two will have fun at home later (or maybe in the car if his gf just can’t keep her hands to herself😞)

He doesn’t care about what social media thinks of your relationship much (he only rlly cares about you) so isn’t worried about any hate comments cause he simply doesn’t look at them

But if he happens to stumble across one like:

@/curlyheadbri: is it just me or is aaron z’s gf all plastic?? that bbl looks HORRID, she needs get herself togetherr 😂 #herwholebodyistotsplastic

or; @/prettyboyjay: that kid arlnod z or whtv don’t deserve that fine ass woman😍, she needa real man like me. i can take that lil boy out in a second he can’t fight

The block button is so easy to click for him 😚 (and if @/prettyboyjay wants to throw hands Z can throw hands for his lady 😂 he don’t mind)

Only time he really goes on social media is to like your posts, comment a: 🖤💜 (maybe post a funny video of you two on his secret account) and leave.

His lock screen is probably you kissing him on the cheek when you both were out on a dessert date and he just stares at it sometimes. Like he’ll turn on his phone just to look at the pic for like 5 min and then turns it back off. (sometimes tae will catch this and be so confused like; “why was he looking at the time for so long?”)

Have a feeling you to have some matching pieces of clothes, like matching shirts or hats or some element.

Like maybe one time you were wearing that “HOT PERSON AT WORK” shirt in blue and posted a tiktok. And then like a week later an interview with 4town came out (maybe like hot wings or sum) and he was wearing the same shirt but maybe in black

And people were making edits on tiktok ab it was prolly so cute. (can imagine someone making those “fake beef” ones and the comments are like “the fight bud wass crazyyy”

And you ABSOLUTELYY have matching pajamas. Like a black tank top and those red plaid pj pants (i think i got this idea from some other 4town acc)

But yeah Z is his gf’s man 4L

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From popular belief and as already mentioned before, Z likes ass. No doubt ab it. So it’s common to find your face buried into the pillow and fingers clawing at the sheets (that are sticking to your skin cause how much you’re sweating </3) as your boyfriend is pounding into you from behind while gripping your hips so tight you hope it doesn’t leave any marks :(

Or using his legs as support as you bounce like an animal in heat in the ‘reverse cowgirl’ position as his hands are in their usual place on your waist while he gives your butt an occasional little smack (not a hard one, just one where he can see your ass recoil)

He just loves to see your ass jiggle it’s so mesmerizing to him it’s like an optical illusion he loves it

But worry not he loves seeing the way your beautiful face looks during the deed as well.

Z’s strong. so him being able to hold you up against the wall while he thrusts into you is no suprise. And he’s so gonna just look at you like he always does; with absolute puppy-sick love eyes. He just stares at you while kissing your forehead or cheek a few times and your way too into his dick that you really don’t remember the last time you saw him blink.

And he just whispers into your ear about how much he fucking loves you. and how wonderful and pretty you are. (and how you feel so good)no matter how rough or soft the sex session is

And Z would love to hear it back. He would love to hear about how good he makes you feel, and how much you love your handsome hard-working boyfriend, or how you love that he takes care of you so well (could go for a non sexual setting as well)

Z’s never mean to you..except maybe sometimes. sometimes he just wants to tease you, ya know? he lives for that pouty look you give him when he prods at your entrance with his dick and doesn’t stick it in right away. or when you gasp suddenly because he nipped your neck playfully in the shower. He’ll do whatever you desire, eventually..he just wants to kid with you a bit first. forgive him!! he can’t help it, you’re too cute with your adorable reactions

He’ll try his best to satisfy you even when he’s too tired or busy to do the deed. If he’s exhausted from dance practice and you’re in the mood? He can put his fingers to work you. Or better yet, you can use him. He’ll lay down and let you bounce on him to your hearts desire, he’s so sorry he couldn’t do much but he’d rather die then let his girl go unsatisfied.

And your bf Z will give you a proper fuck in the morning after he’s regained his energy <3

4town Aaron sketches:

#4town #4town x reader #4town headcanons #4town aaron z #turning red #4town aaron t #4town aaron z x reader #4town aaron t x reader #Aaron z #Aaron t #sorry for the wait #turning red x reader #4towns biggest fan

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welcometololaland · 8 months

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VERY NEARLY UPLOADED A PHOTO OF MYSELF INSTEAD OF THIS BANNER LMAO! JUMPSCARE!

Thank you for the tags @cha-melodius @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut @strandnreyes @alrightbuckaroo @carlos-in-glasses @birdclowns @lemonlyman-dotcom @iboatedhere NEEDED this, this week and I appreciate all of you! I know most of y'all are Tarlos writers and I'm so sorry but I have no Tarlos inspo this week, but if you like two very intelligent, boss-ass women lightly bullying their brother/brother-in-law (basically), then maybe you will like this! It's from Fifty First Dates (chapter 4 - released on Monday) (thanks to @rmd-writes for beta-ing).

“Can I ask a question?” Nora asks, leaning back in the booth, her eyes glinting dangerously. Alex sighs, the beer in his hand halfway to his lips. “If I said ‘no’, would it stop you?” Nora looks at June, who rolls her eyes. “Of course not.” “Then no,” Alex replies petulantly, taking a sip of beer. “After ant-gate,” Nora continues, now crossing her legs daintily, as if she’s the picture of etiquette and not about to ask Alex some kind of savage, personal question, “why did you not call one of us?” Alex scoffs, almost blowing bubbles from his half-empty beer glass into his face. “Come on,” he says drily, ignoring his near faux pas. “You would have made so much fun of me.” “You told us anyway,” June points out, reaching for her margarita. “And we’re making fun of you now,” Nora adds. “I never claimed I was smart,” Alex protests, even though he has, on multiple occasions, claimed that he is. “Oh my god, Alex,” June groans, tipping her head back momentarily in a very dramatic fashion she definitely adopted after spending too much time with Nora. “You know you’re smart. We know you’re smart. So, why did you elect to go and stay at Henry’s when you could have stayed with us?” “We just wanna know if you boned,” Nora quips, before June kicks her under the table. “Maybe not in that much detail,” June corrects, giving Nora a sharp look as she scowls. “Just a high level run-down.” “Including whether or not you f*cked.”

I know a lot of people have done this already but gonna go out on a limb and tag @kiwiana-writes @cricketnationrise @chaa-kiao @athousandrooms @stutteringpeach @clottedcreamfudge @indomitable-love @celeritas2997 @reyescarlos @sunshinestrand @goodways @fitzherbertssmolder and @watmalik (any art wips?) @three-drink-amy @walkinginland @wandering-night19 @ithilien-writes @freneticfloetry @hoko-onchi-writes @ambiguouspenny and @howtosingit just in case you're interested in an early read!

#red white and royal blue #rwrb #fifty first dates #alex claremont diaz #nora holleran #june claremont diaz #wip wednesday

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batfamhyperfixation · 1 year

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Look, I've seen people saying that Dick is the one with ADHD, and as someone with moderate ADHD I need to tell y'all, you're focusing on the wrong sibling. Ya wanna know which sibling would really have ADHD?

Tim

Like I get that Dick is a hyper acrobat (oh my god, not to go off on a side tangent but did they make Dick and acrobat cause it has the word bat in it?), but kids tend to be hyper and I think any kid who could do acrobats would do it constantly just cause it's fun

But like Tim shows major signs, like

- the whole joke with Tim is literally that he hyperfixates to an unhealthy degree on cases, like that is literally an ADHD tendency, sitting at a computer for 15 hours without taking breaks to sleep or eat or go to the bathroom or shower is literally one of the most ADHD things you can do and is literally one of the things that makes ADHD a disorder (cause it ruins normal functioning and it makes life worse)

- I could not imagine a better way for an ADHD character to be introduced than the way Tim is, unique from any other Batkid mind you (I'll put a picture of tags I just wrote for another post that is currently sitting in my drafts [don't mind the rainbow I just found out Tumblr can add filters to photos and I think this makes it easier to read]:)

- the whole coffee thing; for undiagnosed people with ADHD, coffee is good cause the caffeine calms us down (even my therapist has told me this) so the 'Tim drinks 15 cups of coffee' fanon out there is literally something that would align with him having undiagnosed ADHD

- Tim likes solving puzzles/cases but hates school so much he would drop out? ADHD. Tim is considered a great detective? People with ADHD tend to be seen as making connections quicker (which in places like school can cause us to either 1) only make surface level connections and not fully understand 2) make us finish quicker and thus get bored or have extra time to "disturb the class" 3) get frustrated really easily when things don't come to us right away) and like most kids with ADHD in their later years either have gifted kid burnout syndrome or Not Living Up to their Full Potential™ because teachers and parents "know they're smart, if only they would apply themselves in school, then they would succeed"

- Tim feels he imposed on Batman cause he was the only one who wasn't 'chosen' to be Robin so he works twice as hard? Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria is a common symptom of ADHD and so we not only are usually self deprecating like Tim, but we also will have lower self esteem like Tim and we will work twice as hard in certain situations we care about to justify why we should be there

and if you want I can keep going on but I'll stop here cause it is already starting to get really long, but just like... no one talks about how Tim is the perfect person to have ADHD and I'm gonna need y'all to start talking about it (and I'm not saying Dick doesn't have ADHD, I'm just saying I never see people talk about Tim in relation to ADHD and I feel like it just fits him perfectly)

#also bernard has ADHD #cause neurodivergents flock together #and Bernard actively talks about tons of 'bizarre topics' all the time and his newest conspiracy? ADHD #he cant live up to his parents expectations and would rather just play video games? ADHD #tim drake #adhd #sorry for that rant #long post #tim drake red robin #tim drake robin #tim drake headcanon

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especdreamy · 1 year

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wait dude your thoughts on enderman biology seem neat, what else are some of your thoughts on how they work? u don't have to answer this w a drawing or anything, am just interested in hearing your thoughts!

I was meaning to add more pictures to illustrate my concept but its been over a week and I will never post this otherwise

OKAYY I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS.

First of all I wanna elaborate on end magic. Ever notice how the Nether portal gives out particles similar to those that surround endermen? well I thought like. What if End magic kind of. flows around all the different dimensions? and is invisible to the naked eye? and it connects them in a way? This was heavily inspired by the dust from His Dark Materials (y'all should read it or watch the HBO series. the worldbuilding in it is absolutely fantastic!)

Endermen can teleport through realms thanks to this end magic that connects them. End magic originates in the end and flows through other realms. The nether has the least amount of end magic flow due to the fact that it's less connected from the end (the "source")

While the amount of end magic doesnt really affect the realms in any specific way, it does affect the enderman life cycle in each of them!

More in-depth analysis of their body mechanisms and life cycles and the logic of it all under the readmore (WARNING: SUPER LONG, LIKE ALMOST 3K WORDS KINDA LONG, I HAVE A VERY SIMPLIFIED VERSION I MADE EARLIER THIS YEAR HERE)

1. CODE

Endermen bodies are made of end magic. But their real "life source" is ender pearls! Each ender pearl is unique and contains "code" that makes up an enderman's appearance (basically dna...but I call it code because video game and because theyre not organic...yknow?).

Code decides things like markings, eye shape, and ear shape - at least these are the things that cannot be changed and are basically "permanent". Due to the un-organic nature of their bodies endermen can shapeshift ever so slightly if they desire to, things like longer hair and sometimes height or body shape can be changed through time.

Most endermen have purple eye, markings, and insides colors, and also varying shades of dark fur - In very rare situations this differs, peobably due to anomalies on the code (glitches) or hybridation- but an enderman cannot willingly shapeshift these unless its written in its code, high-stress situations can glitch the code and lead to an enderman to acquire a different fur color or even different markings. <;- my explanation for purple-eyes in enderwalk and also some of the changes that my cranboo goes thru post-death.

2. BIRTH AND GROWTH

Each enderman has a main, "central" ender pearl...its basically the ender pearl its born (or incubated? I'll refer to it as incubation from not on) with. Ender pearls without bodies have to be taken care of very meticulously because they're fragile and any stress in them can break them or make them too unstable to form a body to begin with.

If you were to look at an ender pearl in the process of it forming a body - You'd see it slowly pulling end magic (purple particles) into itself, and then it'll coat itself with a purple layer (or rarely other colors depending on the code), then it'll slowly form an outer layer that looks like the fur color, then limbs begin to separate until a youngling is fully formed!

The amount of time it takes for an enderman to grow highly depends on the realm its in: Realms with more end magic lead to rapid growth and maturity, while realms with little end magic have very slow growth. Basically endermen born in the end mature in a comparatively short amount of time, endermen born in the overworld would reach maturity at a pace similar of an human, while endermen from the nether can take much, much longer to mature.

Once an enderman is fully grown its aging becomes stunted. The longevity of an enderman depends on which realms it spends its life in, and whether or not it suffers injuries (More in depth explanation in points 4 and 6)

3. ANATOMY

Ender Pearls are sort of like...black holes in a way? They pull the invisible end magic flowing through the realms, and that's how an enderman's body solidifies! They also can create something akin to worm holes for the enderman to teleport (or for players, I elaborate on how that works in point 7)

The enderman body is strange to explain. Try imagine an ice cube in which only the outside of it is frozen, while the inside is still liquid water. Enderman bodies have insides of flowing end magic, their "blood" in a way, while the outer layer or "skin" is more solid end magic to prevent the insides from spilling out. Pure liquid water (only water, liquids containing water like milk or potions dont count, solids like snow or ice also dont count) dissolves the outer layer, making it thinner or can even break it leading to magic leakage. Also the outer layer is...fuzzy? I wanted my endermen to be fluffy, my logic is that fur means more area of outer layer which makes it harder for water and other hazards to fully break through.

An enderman's chest is sort of hollow, basically a very thin layer of the outer skin and some magic to leave space for the ender pearl(s) to be in. The enderman's mouth-throat is the only direct connection to the ender pearl, energy is consumed from the ender pearl to keep the magic pull, so they need to eat sometimes to keep themselves...stable.

In point 1 I mentioned markings, well markings are areas where the outer layer is thinner and slightly traslucid - they match the color of the insides and have a faint glow. All endermen have markings in the chest/back (where the ender pearls are located) and under/near the eyes. Most endermen also have glowing markings on their fingertips and toes, and its not unusual for some to possess markings around arms and abdomen too.

Each enderman has an unique combination of markings (some can have same/similar chest markings but different ones on eyes or other parts and vice versa) and its sort of how they identify each other.

4. DIET AND ENERGY

Whatever mechanism goes in there for the ender pearl to acquire the energy isnt fully fleshed out, but i'd say its pretty instant, kind of like throwing something to an incinerator. Endermen dont really need teeth to mush up their food due to this, so they dont have any really. You might notice that I never draw my cranboo with teeth (other than that little fang on the lip, but i'll argue that the fangs on an enderman's lips/mouth are more for attacking/defense rather than eating!)

Also talking about food, while many tend to hc Endermen as more carnivorous I'd say that they favor vegetables! Obviously they can eat anything but iirc hervibore animals get more energy than the carnivores that consume them in a way? Also since the only "food" that exists in the end is chorus fruits I think its logical to think that enderman diet is more veggie/fruit based rather than meat.

When an enderman reaches adulthood, basically the only work the ender pearl has to do is to keep its body stable, but this will slowly wear down the ender pearl no matter how much it tries to "maintain" it! Injury or lack of end magic around means extra work for the ender pearl to keep things together which equals shorter lifespans.

So with this logic, the end having little to no hazards towards endermen and also being the literal source of end magic leads to endermen that spend most their lives there to live for far longer. The Nether, being the realm with the least end magic AND with so many hazards means they have shorter lives. This is obviously only taking natural death/of old age into consideration.

5. AGING, REPRODUCTION, AND BEHAVIOR

When the main Ender Pearl begins to lose its magic pull, the enderman will start "producing" more of them in its core (To a maximum of 6 pearls). This creates more magic pull to keep its body together - but maintaining multiple enderpearls also needs more energy so older endermen tend to have stronger appetites. The magic pull extra pearls create isn't as strong as that of the main pearl though, and processes like healing an injury only strain the main pearl.

Extra ender pearls can be "Extracted" (Regurgitated) to make new endermen, refer to point 2 on how new endermen form! When a pearl is regurgitated it also acquires a thin layer of end magic from the parent, which makes it possible for the ender pearl to "survive" out of the body.

Although the new ender pearls tend to have very similar code to that of the original enderman, it is never the same! code isn't really copied but more like...influenced: instead of direct copy-pasting it'd be like trying to copy a classmate's homework - similar to be just right but not the same. I do not have a whole explanation on the mechanism on how pearls are replicated so, sorry about that.

Since end endermen consume less energy, they take longer to get to a stage in which they need produce more pearls - so they dont reproduce nearly as much as those from other realms. Nether endermen start reproducing very quickly after reaching maturity! Since they start producing new pearls earlier.

This also ties in with how real life animals work in fact, animals who have longer lifespans and less threats tend to reproduce on a lesser scale than those who have shorter ones and are prey animals.

Realm influences behavior around new ender pearls and younglings, and how they interact with each other:

Nether endermen are more defensive, and tend to live in small communities for self preservation and care for their slow-growing youth, theyre also very territorial of other mobs and anything they might find as a threat - this explains higher spawn rates in warped forests.

End endermen are very careless about ender pearls and younglings since incubation/growth is rapid and theres little threats around, but this can lead to pearls being left alone before a body can even form - its not rare for a pearl to be left on the ground and get broken or kicked off to the void due to passerbys.

Overworld Endermen tend to wander alone more, only settling in an area while they are taking care of an ender pearl/youngling, there's rare ocurrences of them having companions.

6. INJURY/HEALING AND DEATH

Grave injury like loss of a limb isnt always fatal, in fact an enderman can regenerate a limb on the span of weeks-months at the expense of a shorter lifespan (it's not like it can control this regeneration though). Usually when healing from an injury, the outer layer is more traslucid and acquires the color of the inside - they can look very similar or almost the same as a marking, the difference is that markings are permanent while all scarring fades eventually.

As explained in point 4, ender pearls need energy to keep the bodies together, and they wear out as time goes on - Outer layer damage requires more work from the pearl to heal, and this affects lifespan along with the kind of realm the enderman lives in.

A Natural death, or death of old age, means that the main ender pearl's pull has basically fully worn out, so much that not even secondary pearls can make up for it. The enderman will lose its appetite and become lethargic, and its body will slowly begin to disintegrate - one could basically see the end magic exude from their bodies as opposed to it being attracted during incubation.

Once the body reaches a dangerously low amount of magic, the enderman fully destabilizes and the leftover of its body dissipates abruptly.

The main ender pearl collapses and disappears with that, the survivability of the extra ender pearls depends on how the final dissipation ocurred, if the enderman was standing and they fall down to the ground they almost always always break or become too unstable to form bodies, but if the enderman was laying down there's a chance the extra ender pearls get a slight end magic coating from the dissipated body.

The way a dying enderman looks in an unnatural death depends on the injury.

Stabbing through the chest fully breaks the main ender pearl and the enderman dissipates instantly, any extra ender pearls also break in that instant.

To kill an enderman without a direct stab to the chest requires to create as much ruptures to the outer layer to exacerbate leakage of magic (or well...bleeding i guess?), at some point it'll reach the threshold that makes it destabilize, and its body fully dissipates.

Death by water exposure looks very similar to natural death, due to the water dissolving their outer layer the magic will leak out more evenly. Any extra ender pearls will not be stable to form a new body if theyre exposed to water after the enderman's death.

Endermen can feel pain due to damage from their outer layer, on the other side the insides are numb. When an Enderman dies of old age it isnt sudden damage to the outer layer rather than it dissipating, so they dont really feel pain but they also lose the sense of touch.

7. ENDER PEARLS AND EYES OF ENDER

So yeah, last big point I'll flesh out is how Ender Pearls work when they're looted from a player - Traumatic and sudden deaths like Chest injury will break all of the pearls so they're the least recommended if a player wants to get some - unfortunately its very easy to go for the chest when you're being attacked by an enderman and want to get rid of it asap.

In the previous point I detailed how the "safest" way to kill an enderman and keep the ender pearls intact is through creating as much damage to the outer layer to cause rapid destabilization, it's important to not make the death too instant because sudden change in environment and too much stress can make the pearls break.

Its important to clean the ender pearls with water after acquiring them - this will take off any end magic coating and make them too unstable to attract more.

After this its important to handle them carefully, causing stress on them will also break them!

Throwing an ender pearl will basically activate the sort of worm hole endermen teleport with - but since the player is organic and NOT made of end magic they'll suffer damage from the teleportation.

Using Blaze Powder on an ender pearl to make an eye of ender will make it more stable and reactive to end magic - but it loses any teleportation capabilities, throwing an eye of ender will make it float towards areas with high levels of end magic (aka end portal!)

8. EXTRAS

Endermen lack a sense of temperature - so they dont really feel too hot or too cold, but their chests tend to be unusually warm while the rest of the body is ambient temperature or the temperature of anything theyre in contact with.

Due to their shapeshifting capabilities, Endermen are very good at imitating sounds/voices. Their malleable bodies allow them to shift the anatomy of their throat to create different pitch, tones, and noises. An Enderman's throat by default is only capable of making the noises we usually hear from them in game.

While endermen are more intelligent than the average mob and can form social circles, most of them dont have a sense of individuality/society as a player does and are more instinct based/animalistic - This doesnt mean that they cannot achieve it though, as there's cases where an enderman can reach more individuality to the point where they can choose to do things like shapeshift-grow their hair out and style it, or acquire a sense of fashion, or identify with a specific gender.

They have retractable claws, but instead of retractable theyre...shapeshifted in?

They have paws on their legs and have 4 toes - they lack pawpads though, their paws are more similar to that of a rabbit (all fluffy means more sneaky and the solid layer helps protect while walking)

End Magic is, by default, a glowing purple-magenta hue when in a flowing state, and is traslucid to dark blue tones as solid - an enderman's body color can range from medium dark purple to dark blue depending on how thin or thick its solid layer is, but altering the arrangement of end magic particles down to a microscopic level can give colors outside of that spectrum with an extra energy cost.

Hybridation is a complex topic (looking at you, c!Ranboo), but I personally believe that enderman hybrids are more like- fully enderman who have "code" of another species in their ender pearl: The ender pearl makes the end magic arrange in a way that it resembles the characteristics of the other species accordingly, and it can even attempt to imitate bodily functions of the other species - But hybrid bodies are basically an enderman body 'shapeshifted' to an extreme and aren't organic in any way - ie: they have no blood, the complexity of their insides can vary, still depends on end magic.

Glitches can also make a non-hybrid enderman to have different capabilities from the "average" enderman or very different traits like eye/insides colors or physiology - sometimes (but not always) both.

High-stress situations or even near death experiences can also rarely cause glitches on the code - the new traits present after a few days/weeks/months (depends on the realm), less severe glitches tend to be rewritten with the original code within the lifespan of the enderman, but more severe ones tend to to last until death.

Hybrid traits and congenital (?) code glitches can be passed to descendants, but the code always has a tendency to converge to that of a "default" enderman one after several generations. This is because keeping a body outside of that framework is harder to maintain - more drastic differences tend to lead to drastically shorter lifespans.

#dreamy answers #urmomsstuntdouble #enderman #dreamy does art #<- ig

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jovenshires · 6 months

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Here's a Halloween ask because you seem hyped and my country doesn't celebrate it: what do you think would be good couple/group costumes for some of your fave Smosh ships/dynamics? Also I love your edits so so so much they really scratch the brain good -dot hell anon

AH i am honored to receive this ask bc i have been thinking about it ofc. also tysm im glad you enjoy <33333

spencer and tommy - obv i've thought about this a TON and i think they would have multiple costumes. one kinda basic that they can just throw on and wear to parties - like cowboys. just super simple. but what they would take pictures in? some insane movie reference. like the brother and mom from hereditary.

shayne, courtney, and damien - they have The opportunity to go as ken, barbie, and allan. why would they not.

keith and noah - miles morales and peter parker. end of discussion.

angela and amanda - oh they have so many cute options. sun and moon, glinda and elphaba, mario and luigi. any of these would be fun!!

bonus: you can add chanse and/or arasha into any of these combos and make it a group costume. sun/moon/stars/clouds. glinda/elphaba/fiyero/boq. mario/luigi/bowser/peach. the golden four know no bounds.

kimmy and courtney - pspsps please y'all wanna do a daphne and velma moment so bad.... bonus shayne and damien can be fred and shaggy if you want but idc im thinking about Women

shayne and damien - finn and jake adventure time. its the perfect time to do it if you really think ab it.

jackie and shayne - yzma and kronk and im taking no questions, comments, or concerns at this time

jackie and damien - i would pay. I WOULD PAY. for baz luhrman's romeo & juliet. you know the scene. with the angel wings. i would die.

spencer and courtney - sharkboy and lavagirl. once again i am taking no questions.

noah and chanse - mermaid man and barnacle boy. im so serious. you can decide who is who.

tommy, spencer, and courtney - team rocket is meowth. either spencer or courtney is meowth and tommy in every iteration is in drag as jessie. thank you for your time.

olivia and courtney - olivia rodrigo and sabrina carpenter. she's topical!

arasha, chanse, angela - i feel like these three have real opportunities to rock trio costumes. alvin and the chipmunks, the sanderson sisters, mean girls, powerpuff girls. so many options. chanse is in drag for most of these too absolute added bonus

#anyway! i have to go to a party now so that's all we get but you get the gist #ask #asks #anon #anonymous

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xgmtmdmx · 11 months

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Close - chapter two texting

I woke up around 6 and decided to take poppy for a walk , you chose this outfit

Poppy is a grey staffy, she’s three

You were walking around town until you got a text , I looked at my phone and saw it was from Demi

Dems/Rhea 💜🖤: hey i don't know if you are awake yet but do you wanna go to the gym later?

Y/n🫶: hey yeah I'm just taking poppy on a walk wanna meet at half seven?

Dems/Rhea💜🖤: yeah sure , see you then

I go home and get ready before going to meet Rhea and drive to the gym when I walk in I feel someone staring at me but can't see them , then I feel someone jump on my back and I scream and hear an Aussie accent laughing and feel them get off , I turn around to see Demi 'for fuck sake u scared me dem' 'dem? That's new' ' oh yea sorry' 'no it's fine I like it , I think I might start calling you y/n/n now' you smile at her as she smiles back , you see her looking at your tattoos as you walk over to the dumbbells and start deadlifting weights with Demi spotting you , you feel her hands trace your waist as a shiver goes down your spine

*time skip*

“Why in the name of god do you need a bottle so big” she asked you , “I like my water and it holds my phone” you shot back “what if your bottle gets taken , then your phones gone too” she smirks “well no.1 I can buy a new one , or I could use find my iPhone” you laugh “ plus I only bring it to the gym or to the performance centre anyways” “fair enough” she replies.

When use are finally done Demi asks if you wanna go for lunch , you say u need to go home and get ready but can meet after , when you go home you walk in and see poppy asleep in the most weird position and take a picture to send to Demi

Y/n 🫶 : someone's having a good sleep

Dems/Rhea 💜🖤: omg she's so cute , we should take our dogs for a walk sometime, Barry and Luna would love poppy

Y/n 🫶 : OMG yes we could take them to the dog park

When you finally Finish getting ready you go to meet Demi you go eat food then you go home to get ready for a match you have later that night

*authors note*

Hey guys so I'm still figuring out how to add pics and stuff to the story but I hope y'all like this chapter I know it's a bit rushed

Hope you have a great day/night 🫶 also this story is on wattpad but it’s more detailed here over there I’m under the name rheaismami23 , im the same on tiktok and Twitter , if you have any requests for oneshots or the even the book please don’t be afraid to reach out

outfit for the gym:

Water bottle without the strap and bag :

Poppy on the sofa (imagine she’s grey and looks like this) :

Outfit for lunch :

#the judgement day #rhea ripley x reader #wwe x reader #wwe smackdown #women of wwe

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n3rdyslvt · 2 months

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What I like <3

I'm just gonna list kinks and things that i'm into (with explanations because i'm an overthinker and feel the need to explain my weirdness). I'll also list some of the things I do not like AT ALL.

I color coded it bc I ramble A LOTTT hopefully it’s easier to read now!!

Likes

pretty women (manifesting a pretty dom gf to ruin me currently)

pretty men (manifesting an adorable subby man for me to ruin RN)

Praise (literally the bare minimum praise will have me barking and kicking my feet)

Mirror sex (something about the idea of being forced to look in the mirror while a pretty girl edges me and praises me and gives me little kisses is soooooooo amazing)

Exhibitionism (i'm very awkward irl so idk why I like the thought of doing shit in public butttttt it just seems like fun lol)

Somno ( before you judge me, please understand that i'm just a girl lmao, but I like the idea of waking up to a dom or sub in between my legs with prior consent obviouslyyy)

Bondage (pleaseeee tie me up omg)

Spanking (I'm not a fan of like hardcore sadist shit with the knives and torture devices, but I mean being a brat is fun sometimes so i'm down for an attitude adjustment every once in a while)

Costumes ( I LOVEEEE the idea of wearing a cute lil costume or even just really nice lingerie and getting all pretty for a night of fun)

Home movies ( maybe it's because i'm a film nerd, but the idea of having a camera with a bunch of pictures and videos of us looking pretty and fucked out is so nice)

and I just discovered this last night because I saw a photo and was like RRRRR GRRRRR BARK WOOF WOOF ARGGGGHH, but women in boxers with the bulge from their strap prominent... just give me 5 minutes and a towel, i'll make magic happen.

High sex (bro I wanna take an edible with someone and turn into the neediest, touch deprived slut in existence )

monsters ( just let me expl- )

Dislikes

Scat ( ... )

Watersports ( I just can't do it, i'm sorry )

Torture shit and Sadism (I love a good soft dom that's realllll gentle and tender, i'd rather be good than be punished harshly sooooo i'm cool off of the crazy shit lmao)

Ageplay ( fuck no, I once had a man ask me to pretend to be NINE… I wanna vomit just thinking about it)

dd/lg ( while I do enjoy the princess treatment I don't really like the whole caregiver aspect. It kinda just feels like more ageplay bs)

Raceplay ( idk how I forgot to add this one, I’m a black woman so I don’t wanna be degraded or degrade someone bc of their race and I just don’t feel like someone getting off to the idea of me frolicking in cotton fields should be talking to me 💀)

Fauxcest ( I have a family that I love/tolerate very much and I just can’t imagine pretending to be related to someone and then fucking them… cause then your family and that’s odd, but if you like a good stepbro I got stuck in the dryer moment I won’t shame you lol)

and more, but I can't think rn

DNI vs INTERACT

TERFS and any other radical and offensive people THIS IS NOT A SAFE SPACE FOR Y'ALL

All of the horrible ists and phobes

Anybody that is pro genocide (as in everything happening in Palestine, Sudan, Congo, Yemen, and too many other countries doesn't fucking disgust you) please disrespectfully never interact with my content, find somethin safe to do

Oh and minors obviously this is not a safe space for y'all because it's 18+ so kindly pretend like this page doesn't exist to you

Men interactions:

Subs

Switches

Soft doms

Hard doms (y’all can like and reblog idrc but pls don’t message me on that type of timing bc I AM NOT a masochist, my feeling WILL be hurt lmao)

30+ or creepy

all women are perfectly welcome here <3 love y'all

oh and any trans or nonbinary or genderfluid people are also welcome!! this is a safe space for all the cool people :)

Feel free to message me!! I swear I don't bite lol

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aisu-zeilia · 10 months

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In light of the planned UPS strike, I'd figure I could share with you guys some ways to make things easier for your UPS store clerks before and after the strike (Source: I fuckign work here)

So first things first, we are not supposed to accept tips, not even during holiday season. HOWEVER, many stores accept gifts, such as cookies, gift cards, chocolates, etc. If you want to give something though, make sure to call or contact the store first to see if it's alright and if any workers have allergies.

AMAZON RETURNS. Oh my god the stories I have about returns. So, there's three types of codes for Amazon returns. If the code is a full shipping label and has a barcode with a tracking number starting with 1Z, then the label needs to be printed out and the item packaged. If it's a QR code with the words "No box no label" underneath, you can bring in the item without packaging and we'll scan the QR code for a label. If it's a QR code with the words "Customer Packed" underneath then you have to bring it in packaged then we can the code to print the label.

Speaking of tracking numbers, all UPS tracking numbers start with 1Z. If it doesn't start with 1Z, then it isn't a UPS tracking number. Please don't ask us to track it if it's not a UPS tracking number.

Always call ahead and ask if a service is available if it's not something like returns or copies. Some stores, especially smaller ones, may not have all the services available. Some don't have mailboxes, some can't do fingerprinting, etc. for whatever reason. Usually they can recommend another store nearby that does.

And now some stuff for customers themselves

In order to give estimates for how much a package will cost to ship we need three things: Weight of the box, Size of the box, and the zip code it's going to. We offer both UPS and USPS shipping options at most stores in America. Idk about outside America.

Speaking of USPS, some stores print individual stamps and sell books of stamps too.

More USPS stuff, most stores can take USPS packages. We cannot however provide a receipt, so if you want a tracking number, take a picture of the label. The tracking number will be below the barcode.

WANNA SAVE SOME MONEY AT UPS??? Great, you can get discounts by being in programs like AAA, AARP, Sears, etc. Again, I recommend checking online for a full list.

WE DO NOT TAKE FEDEX PACKAGES. WE LITERALLY CANT. GO TO WALGREENS OR SOMETHING.

I'll add more as I remember, and I'll definitely remember some since I'm working today and tomorrow, or if y'all got questions lmk.

#ups #ups system #ups strike #some of the packages we get are wild ngl #someone returned one of those big giraffe figure things once #stacks of rocks just hot glued together #Dracon Talks #Support ur local clerks by making it easier for us

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mybiasisexo · 2 years

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Entangled - Part 4

Pairing: Chanyeol x f.Reader

Chapter Warning: Language

Word Count: 5.5k

Author's Note: There's a lot that happens here lmao. Like I feel this is like 3 chapters jammed into one. I hope we can get a bit of insight on Channies thought process here, and maybe even OCs?? Also I LOVE this friend group and will add so many irrelevant scenes just to see them interact 🥺.

Also.... pls lmk if you would like to be tagged! There are a couple people who I want to but... dont wanna bother anyone haha. So, if you'd like that, just lmk 🙃

Also also.... have y'all listened to beyonces new album?!??!???????!? Was DEF listening to it HEAVY while editing this (Virgos groove was hitting a bit too hard christ she's done it again 😔 we stan forever)

Okay, I'm rambling (shocker) as always, don't be afraid to lmk how you feel about the story so far!!! I appreciate all interaction!!! Have fuuuun~

“Ah.” The calm that overtakes you as you lay back on the blanket separating you from the powdery sand is welcomed after the morning you’ve had. Just as you predicted, the sun is helping your hangover just as much as the food digesting in your belly.

It would’ve tasted a lot better without the bitter knowledge of Chanyeol’s apology, but the heat kissing your skin is enough of a distraction from that fact. “This is the life.”

“If I could, I would live a life strictly on the shore,” Seulgi agrees. She already sounds drowsy as she sprawls out like a starfish beside you.

Yerim is somewhere splashing along in the water, finally enjoying the crisp waves instead of taking pictures for her Instagram. Poor Seulgi spent the first ten minutes out as her photographer and is now finally having time for herself.

You aren’t sure how much time passes when Yerim joins you both. Cold drops of sea water drip onto your stomach alluding to her presence. You wince, eyes springing open to give the young girl a glare.

“Oops.” She shrugs innocently, her smile dazzling. You huff before rolling onto your stomach, evening out your tan. Yerim checks her phone and sucks her teeth, tossing it angrily aside before plopping onto her stomach across from you, so that your heads now huddle together.

“Still no word from Loey?” Seulgi asks. Her eyes are still closed, and she hasn’t moved an inch. Honestly, you thought she had fallen asleep.

You hate how your ears perk at the mention of your ex.

Yerim’s mouth tightens. “Nothing. We were supposed to get breakfast this morning. He had promised me that while kicking me out, to try to make up for what he was doing. But he hasn’t replied to any of my texts or calls!”

Her words trigger something in the back of your mind. Little fragments from the night before come to you in flashes, images of a pissed Yerim in front of your hotel room.

“He kicked you out?” You ask.

The sisters share a look before turning their attention back to you.

“What?” You snap. “I told you I blacked out.”

Yerim sighs dramatically and falls onto her back, blocking the sun with an arm draped over her eyes. “Yes, well, he did. Suddenly sharing a bed made him uncomfortable.”

“You two haven’t… you haven’t had sex yet?” You push out, swallowing the bile the question has rising up your throat.

She pauses and then bursts into laughter, saying your name conspiringly. “I had no idea you would be interested in my sex life.”

Oh, it isn’t hers you’re curious about.

You shrug non-committedly, glancing away.

“No, we haven’t,” she reveals. “This trip was the first time we’ve hung out outside my job, actually. Our first date. It was kind of funny. We both thought of coming here together at the same time. It sounded like the perfect idea then. Now? I’m starting to see how much it wasn’t.”

Relief floods you, relaxing your tense muscles. You wonder briefly how you would have reacted if they had slept together. Most likely seen red.

You halt those thoughts instantly. This is not your place anymore, not your right. You have zero claim on Chanyeol and whatever you are feeling right now is unwarranted.

Pushing away all that, you focus back on the conversation. “Because he kicked you out?”

She hums as she ponders your question. “That. And he’s in the wedding. He’s a groomsman, and that’s his main focus on the trip, not necessarily me. But also….”

She sighs and shifts around, getting comfortable. “He warned me, but I didn’t think he was being serious. At least, I didn’t think it was actually going to matter.”

“What did he warn you about?” Seulgi asks, voice quiet.

Yerim is silent for a breath before huffing, laughing mirthlessly. “He was engaged once.”

Your heart drops.

“He told me that he was engaged a few years ago, and that he was a bit worried that being in a wedding might… hurt.”

Just like you.

You honestly didn’t know what to think of Chanyeol going through the same thing as you, although this new perspective made your conversation from this morning make a bit more sense, made you understand his actions and words.

He was putting up a front, just like you.

“I told him to not worry about it too much,” Yerim continues, unaware of the epiphany you’re having. “Because I am here now. I’ll stay by his side. I’m not going anywhere. He laughed when I said that, and said he thought it was cute. To me, that sounded like that was enough for him. But, something changed after dinner yesterday. He was different, and well, I guess he was right about being worried after all.”

“Engaged, huh?” Is all you can say.

Yerim pouts. “It’s not like he was married and got a divorce. It’s only an engagement. Like…get over it?”

Her words sting. It feels like she’s speaking to you directly.

“Yerim….” Seulgi chastises gently, probably aware of how her statement might affect you. You can’t bring yourself to feel hurt, she’s right afterall. Plus, you can hear the hurt in her voice, the disappointment.

Reaching out, you touch her hand reassuringly. “Would you like me to beat him up for you?”

That brings out a bright laugh and you grin at the sound. “Apparently, you gave him a piece of your mind last night.”

You blink. “I did?”

“You weren’t very happy with him once you found out what he did to me, so you went to his room and confronted him.”

Chanyeol’s words from earlier echo in your brain. ‘We already had this conversation last night’.

“How did that go?” You question, hoping they can’t hear the rising panic in your voice.

‘Because you missed me’.

“Not sure,” she answers.

“We heard you banging on his door for a minute,” Seulgi informs.

You came knocking on my door like the police’.

You gulp.

“It got really quiet afterwards for like ten minutes or so. Then you started banging on our door because, of course, you didn’t have the key. You were pretty incoherent, mumbling something about him being an asshole, I think. Then you stumbled right to bed. Out like a light.”

You take in this newfound information warily. “So, you aren’t sure if I actually talked to him or not?”

“No. It could’ve been Sehun’s door. Hell, it could’ve been a damn wall you were hitting, you were that fucked up,” Seulgi says, chuckling at the memory.

So, there is still a chance Chanyeol was lying. Your certainty crumbles even further when a fresh memory from last night unlocks. It isn’t an image, but a feeling. Hands–fingers–ghosting up your stomach, your cheek.

You blink. Will you remember this? A whisper.

“Either way I appreciate it.” Yerim leans her head back to smile at you upside down, pulling you out of your reverie. “I love you, Sis.”

You smile in return, hoping it reaches your eyes as you pat her round cheek. She giggles, the sound should ease your heart. Instead, it brings another wave of guilt over you, making you shiver despite the heat of the sun overhead.

She readjusts, no longer staring up at you, and starts going on about something else, missing the way Seulgi and you lock eyes, worry and apprehension shared between you both.

Oh, how the knot tangles.

You spend a few more hours at the beach. Play in the water, take a nice afternoon nap, and just lounge around until you get a text from Sehun letting you know that the rehearsal is almost over and that they will all be eating lunch in his suite.

With that, you head back to your own room to get ready.

While in the elevator, Yerim’s phone pings. She checks the text and immediately lights up and starts squealing in excitement.

“What is it?” Seulgi asks, reveling in her sister’s delight.

“Loey just texted me!”

“What did he say?” You ask, playing as nonchalant as possible.

“He said that he’s sorry for not getting back to me this morning and missing breakfast. He said he overslept and woke up right before he had to go to rehearsal. He was wondering if he could make it up to me with lunch!”

“That’s… cute.” Seulgi’s smile becomes forced, and she turns to you with widening eyes that say, ‘what the hell’. You purse your lips as an unwelcoming bout of jealousy makes you consider telling the sisters that Chanyeol was indeed awake early enough to get breakfast this morning.

Not your place.

“I’m going to invite him to Sehun’s…. If that’s okay?” Yerim checks for confirmation. You both agree reluctantly.

She bounces on the balls of her feet excitedly as she types away. The doors open and you leap out, feeling trapped in the confines of the small metal box.

“Aw man. He wants it to be just us two. I hope you don’t mind me skipping out on lunch with everyone.”

“It’s no problem,” you reassure her, meaning it completely.

“Yeah, I’m sure you both have a lot to catch up on,” Seulgi adds.

That is that. You all take turns showering and start getting ready for lunch. You’re rushing a bit, wanting to see your friends and ask about the rehearsal, plus you’re starving. Chanyeol hadn’t given you much in his apology plate.

And, you hate to admit it, but you need a break from Yerim.

When Yerim is in the shower, Seulgi enters your room, sits on the corner of the bed, and watches you put your makeup on.

When your name finally leaves her mouth, you know you’re in trouble. It holds an authority you rarely hear her use. Slowly, you put down your mascara and turn in your chair, giving her your undivided attention.

“I love you,” she starts, voice deceivingly calm. “But Yerim is my sister. I can’t keep protecting you and Chanyeol. It’s not fair to her.”

“I know,” you say.

“We have to tell her,” she proceeds.

“I agree.”

Seulgi inhales deeply. “She’s going to be furious, but she has a right to know about you two. Especially since it seems you’re the reason why he kicked her out of their room.”

Her statement shocks you. “What?”

She throws you an incredulous look. “Are you telling me you didn’t see the way he was watching you throughout dinner? Not to mention how he would, like, study you whenever he touched Yerim? Like he was trying to get a reaction? Trying to make you jealous? I don’t know. Neither one of you have ever really told anyone why you broke up. It’s been a mystery for all of us, you know. We’ve been trying to solve it for years. I was hoping that seeing you both together would solve everything. But, to be honest, it’s only making things more confusing because….”

Her hands rub together, as though she’s putting on lotion. Her eyebrows furrow and her eyes are far away as she thinks about what she has seen. When she refocuses on you, you gulp, hating the distrust in her gaze. “I think Chanyeol is still in love with you.”

“Seulgi.” You don’t–no, can’t hear this right now, not when everything has become so much more complicated.

Her eyes pool with sorrow, for who you weren’t sure. “If Yerim is going to get her heart broken during this trip, I would rather it be from Yeol alone. I don’t want to hurt her, and I know you don’t want to either.”

You didn’t. Yerim is like a little sister to you. Damn Chanyeol for putting you in such a predicament.

“So, when do we tell her?” You ask, filled with a new resolve. You wanted to be done with all this unnecessary drama. “Right now? After lunch? Tomorrow before the wedding? When is the right time?”

“I think now is better than later. I can’t keep lying to her face.”

“I don’t want to lie anymore either. This is Chanyeol’s mess. Let’s tell her, and have him deal with explaining everything while they’re out.”

A couple knocks at your door cuts your conversation short. You both share a glance, not expecting guests.

“Maybe it’s Sehun?” You guess before getting to your feet to answer. “Lord knows he’s always so damn impatient.”

You trudge over and tear the door open.

“Dude, I swear we’re on our way….”

The height is expected. Chanyeol’s face? Not so much.

Speak of the devil….

He is wearing a cocky grin on his face, that swiftly falls the moment you grace his presence.

“Oh,” slips out of your mouth, expressing all the disappointment you feel at seeing him instead of your best friend. Although your heart begins racing, you find it a bit easier to be confronted with him this time around. Actually, the conversation you just had comes back to you, and you realize that you’re annoyed with him. “What are you doing here?”

He jerks back from your tone, probably shocked by how bored you sound. “I was just, um, I’m here to, uh, pick up–”

“Yerim,” You finish for him, nodding in confirmation. Right. Of course. His girlfriend.

With her name hovering between you, the atmosphere thickens awkwardly. You’re still mad at him, but it’s overwhelmed by a different disappointment than you felt prior. It takes a second, and then it clicks as to why you feel this. Wow, you really are stupid, huh? A foolish part of you had hoped that he was here to see you. But at the reminder that he has someone else, you are embarrassed to think something so delusional. You don’t know where to look–eyes jumping around randomly, only passing his face every few seconds. Your hands dangle uselessly at your sides, and all you can think is ‘abort, abort, ABORT’.

“I–right. Let me go get her.” Your voice betrays your disappointment.

You turn stiffly to do just that, but get pulled to a stop before you can even take a step into the room. Chanyeol’s strong hand curls posessively around the pit of your elbow, thumb resting on the sharp bone. You gasp and hold your breath, still as a statue as you anticipate his next move. Once he senses your attention, he lets his hand slither down the soft skin of your arm to wrap around your wrist.

“Wait.” Your name leaves his mouth in a gravelly whisper, causing your stomach to roll nauseatingly. Hesitantly, you turn your body back around to face him, and once your eyes lock, they hold on steadfast, as if that is where they are always meant to be.

“I….” His sentence gets caught in his throat as he continues staring at you. It’s as though your face is distracting him, rendering him the ability to even speak. There’s a question in his glittery orbs, but you can’t decipher what it is he’s asking.

“What is it?” You ask gently.

That seems to draw him out of his trance. He shakes his head in an attempt to clear it.

“Did you get my gift?” The way he asks makes your conversation feel more intimate, a private thing between only you.

You know instantly what he’s referencing: the food from earlier. Confirming your suspicions that it was indeed him, although you never had a doubt.

“I did,” you admit, albeit reluctantly.

His eyes narrow suspiciously. “Did you eat any of it?”

Even more reluctantly, “I did.”

“Good. That’s good.” And he does appear very relieved, knowing you accepted his ‘gift’. “I was worried.”

“Worried about what?” You push.

His eyes cut to you and you almost recoil from the intensity burning within them. “That you wouldn’t eat it, even though you were starving, because you knew it was from me.”

Ah, he still knows you well.

“I’m not that petty,” you mutter.

“Yes you are.” He grins before a thought occurs to him, causing the smile to fall just as quickly as it formed. “At least, you were.”

That kills the peace you two had created.

“Anyways,” he starts, scratching the back of his neck. “I wanted to apologize for the way I acted earlier. It was wrong for me to say all of that. I just, I don’t know, wanted to try to be normal, for Junmyeon’s sake, but….”

He shrugs helplessly, and you feel that–the helplessness. Despite digging this hole, Chanyeol is just as stuck as you are.

“What about this morning was ‘normal’?” You ask, feeling the anguish from earlier take over your body. “You were trying to upset me. Is that what all of this is? One big ploy to make me feel like shit?”

“That’s not….” He lets out a heavy sigh and runs a hand over his face. “I’m really bad at this. I don’t want to fight, I want us to start over. To be friends.”

You give him an incredulous look that he meets earnestly. Looking at him, at that angelic face that was once your whole world, you realize that what he is asking is impossible. There’s too much history here, too many unresolved issues for you both to move forward on friendly terms.

“I don’t know, Chanyeol,” you say quietly. “I think we’re far from becoming friends, and I don’t really want to be. We only have a few more days here, so let’s just keep pretending we don’t know each other. Hell, we don’t even have to pretend. I don’t know you anymore.”

“And who’s fault is that?” He asks, voice rising in a sudden anger that makes you flinch. “I wasn’t the one who called off the wedding, remember? That was you. You were the one who decided I wasn’t worth forever anymore, not the other way around!”

“Is that what you think?” You hiss, just as upset. “That’s never what I meant! And why would you even care anymore? You’ve moved on, haven’t you? Do I have to keep reminding you that you have a girlfriend?” Who isn’t me, you want to add.

“Why do you keep calling her that?” He asks, exasperated. You’re sure that if he wasn’t still holding onto your wrist like a leash, he’d be pacing the hall. “She’s just my date! We aren’t serious!”

“Does she know that?” You question. “I have a feeling that if I asked, she’d say differently.”

His eyes bounce back and forth between yours, searching for the right answer. He deflates, knowing what it is. “I already told you, I don’t want to fight. I didn’t come here for that.”

“No, because you came here for her.”

You both hear it, the pain that rips from your chest. It causes you both to pause. You’re mortified, and it skyrockets when he seems to soften. He stares down at you fondly, and his stance straightens.

“I came here to make things right,” he reveals, voice just as tender as his expression.

“And how are you going to do that?”

“I’m going to take her to lunch as promised.”

You slowly nod at that. “As you should. It’s for the best.”

“Is it?” He questions.

Seulgi’s words echo in your head, “I think Chanyeol is still in love with you.”

And with the way he is admiring you, you can see it. Your heart quickens at the idea of him still wanting you. You want to relish in it, in his affection, his touch. Your attraction for him never completely ceased, no matter how many times you have told yourself otherwise. If you are around him for much longer, you are going to give into the temptation that is his mouth, his big hands, his unbreaking steady gaze.

You want to believe what he just insinuated. He came here to make things right, he said. Not just with Yerim, but maybe with you too. You want to believe that the girl getting ready, oblivious to what’s happening only a few feet away, isn’t the only reason why he is standing before you right now, that you still have a claim on him.

“It has to be.” You tell the both of you, drawing the line in the sand for both not to cross.

And yet he still pushes. “And why is that?”

Because I’m terrified of what will happen if we keep meeting like this.

“Because she’s your date.”

He nods in agreement just as you had before.

“You want to know the real reason why I brought her,” he asks suddenly.

You should say no. You should walk away and forget the man before you. To keep pretending he means nothing to you. But, the most selfish part of you wins. You need to know. So you nod, allowing him to destroy all pretenses between you both.

“As an excuse,” he whispers, gauging your reaction. “To stay away from you.”

You think you should probably feel angry by his confession, but you don’t. Maybe you’re reading a bit more into it, but you find it has you swooning.

He takes a step forward, causing your head to fall back to keep looking at him. His hand finally falls from your wrist, lifting to cup your jaw, making sure you can’t see anything but him.

Still in a whisper, he continues. “But since last night, the excuse has changed.”

His thumb caresses your cheek. “Now I’m using her as a way to see you. To talk to you. Because that’s the only way you will.”

“That’s not fair.”

He smiles ruefully. “It really isn’t, is it?”

You can’t help but scoff. “You’re such an–”

“Asshole?” He finishes with a smug grin. “I know.”

A silence falls over you, and you’re observing him so closely, admiring him in a way that feels so familiar it’s nearly effortless, that you catch the shift. His eyes darken with intent as they latch onto your slightly open mouth with laser focus.

You stiffen in his grip, holding your breath as you wait for him to close the distance. So much for that line in the sand.

His head tilts slightly, hair tickles your forehead, nose brushes against yours.

You can’t.

“I’ll tell Yerim you stopped by,” you let out in a shaky breath, lips nearly brushing against his.

His eyes have fallen shut, and he keeps them closed as he briefly rests his forehead against yours, catching his barings.

“Right.” Reluctantly, he pulls away, taking steps back so that he’s in the middle of the hallway, and you get a bout of deja vu. You were in a similar situation before, were you not? Only now the roles have reversed.

“Tell her to come to my room when she’s ready.” His tone is professional, no ounce of emotion can be heard, as if he weren’t seconds away from kissing you.

It makes you cold.

With that, he swiftly turns and heads the two doors down to his own suite.

You stand there for a moment, collecting yourself. You can’t seem to shake off the frigidness that chills you with the lack of his warmth. Your hands go to your jaw, fingers touching the parts Chanyeol had cradled, fighting the overwhelming need to scream.

You need to tell Yerim her date is ready for her. Right. You slip back into your suite to do just that.

Only to be stopped by Seulgi standing a few feet away, expression hard to read.

A staring match commences. It feels like she’s your parent having caught you red handed trying to creep back into the house after sneaking out.

Yerim comes out of their room, ready to go.

“I thought I heard knocking. Was someone here?” She asks, unaware of the silent battle going on in front of her.

“Chanyeol,” you answer, attention never leaving her sister.

“Who?”

You grit your teeth, growing more agitated with her. How can she not know the name of the man she claims to be falling for?

“Loey stopped by,” Seulgi speaks, voice steel, eyes unwavering. “But you were still getting ready. He asked us to tell you to head over to his room when you were finished. Right?”

The question is aimed at you. She lifts her eyebrow, challenging you to correct her.

“...Right.” You lose the staring contest as you agree, guilt casting your eyes down.

“Oh shit! I need to hurry then!” Yerim runs off.

Your wrist and jaw still burn from the ghost of Chanyeol’s touch.

“The food got here before you did,” are Sehun’s first words when you trudge into his room fifteen minutes later. Seulgi hasn’t spoken a word to you since Yerim left your suite, and you can’t blame her. Although, you wish she’d actually communicate her feelings towards you right now.

You can’t stand her being angry with you.

This is not your first disagreement. You’ve argued numerous times. That doesn’t make it any easier though, especially since you can’t really defend yourself.

“Sorry,” you say distractedly as you search the room for someone in particular. There he is! You march right over to Jongin and throw your arms around his slender torso, burying your head into the crook of his neck.

He freezes only for a second, surprised, and then he’s returning the hug, swaying you back and forth comfortingly.

“God, you give the best hugs,” you mumble against his warm skin.

He chuckles into your hair. “You seem like you really need one.”

“You have no idea.” Satisfied, you pull back, stewing in your bad mood. He clips your chin fondly and then leads you over to the counter that’s pouring over with food.

You all huddle in the living room, sitting in a circle on the floor. All the groom’s men are present except Chanyeol.

“Oh! I have important news!” Jongdae begins excitedly, gaining everyone’s attention. “Eunhee is pregnant.”

“WHAT?!” You all yell. Eunhee is Jongdae’s longtime girlfriend.

He’s glowing from joy. “I know. I should have told you all yesterday, but there was already a lot going on and Junmyeon was the main event. I didn’t want to take away from him. But, yeah, I’m going to be a father!”

“Is that why she’s not here?” Sehun asks.

Jongdae nods. “She’s not that far along, but we didn’t want to take any risks.”

“Oh, gosh,” Seulgi coos. “I’m so happy for you.”

“I’m going to be an uncle!” Jongin cheers.

“You already are an uncle!” Jongdae points out, reminding Jongin of the fact he has sisters with children.

“Okay, but this is different!”

“So, we have one friend getting married, and now another having a kid.” Baekhyun says, shaking his head in disbelief. “Boy, are we getting old.”

“I don’t want to talk about it,” you mutter bitterly. Your comment causes the others to chuckle.

“It was bound to happen eventually,” Sehun says, reaching over to pat your back. “But hey, we’re not doing too bad on this life thing. I’m proud of all of us.”

“Do you have any secret lovers or children we should know about?” You ask the proud best man with narrowed eyes.

Sehun rolls his eyes. “As much as I love Busan, I haven’t found anyone that I feel particularly connected to yet. The restaurant keeps me busy. As for children, I have Vivi, and I enjoy spoiling that boy too much. I don’t think I’m ready to have another one.”

“Vivi?” Seulgi asks skeptically. He merely shrugs.

Vivi is his dog.

“I know it’s a rather touchy subject,” Jongdae begins. “But you haven’t been with anyone since Chanyeol, have you?”

Just hearing his name causes your palms to sweat. You have to actively avoid glancing at Seulgi to gauge her reaction.

“I mean,” you start carefully. “I have needs. But, no. I haven’t been with anyone seriously since. To be honest, I think it’s been a year since I last humored anyone.”

“It’s the same for him too, you know?” Baekhyun reveals.

“Where’s the bathroom?” Seulgi abruptly asks Sehun, who shows her. She excuses herself and it’s silent as you all watch her disappear. Once she’s gone, all eyes are on you.

“Chanyeol told me about bringing a date,” Baekhyun admits in a hurry, sensing that you’re on borrowed time. “He told me it was because he couldn’t face you alone. I told him that was the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard. But you know Yeol, once he’s made up his mind about something, there’s no talking him out of it.”

“I know,” you answer quietly. He couldn’t face you alone? Well, it does line up to what he revealed earlier, that he brought Yerim as a way to avoid you. God, what an idiot.

“He’s an asshole,” Jongin speaks up. You lift an eyebrow at that, Jongin isn’t one to be so… vulgar. “And just so you know, we’re all on your side.”

“Hell yeah, we are.” Jongdae agrees, holding up a fist. “Fighting.”

“He shouldn’t have pretended to not know us,” Baekhyun frowns. He must still be hurting over his best friend’s rejection.

“It wasn’t smart.” Sehun turns to you. “Did you talk to Yerim?”

“I was going to,” you start and he groans. “Sehun, really! I was! But then Chanyeol showed up and whisked her away. That’s why she’s not here right now.”

“He really has a lot of balls, bringing another girl knowing you were going to be here,” Jongdae seethes.

“Guys,” you’re quick to defend. “It’s been years. He’s allowed to bring whoever he wants. Allowed to date whoever he wants. We’re no longer together.”

They all scoff.

“I know it’s not my place,” Baekhyun, king instigator, begins. “But you and Yeol were perfect together. You complete each other, and neither one of you have been the same since the breakup. I genuinely hope that the two of you can work it out.”

“As soon as he gets rid of that high schooler,” Jongin adds.

“She’s in college,” you correct weakly.

Conversation finally turns to something else, and it’s perfect timing because Seulgi rejoins right after.

You spend the next hour chatting and goofing off. It feels so good to be back with your closest friends. You can’t help but get nostalgic, comparing the people you all are today to the carefree group of kids you were when you all first got together.

Unfortunately, time flies by while having fun, and the boys have a bachelor’s party to throw.

“I wish I were a boy. That way I could tag along,” you say forlornly.

“Junmyeon wants you both there!” Jongin says, swinging your hands in his. “Just come.”

“We can’t,” Seulgi declines. “It wouldn’t look good. Watch over our boy though. Show him a good time.”

“I told him we should’ve gone to the states,” Baekhyun sighs dramatically. “We could’ve gone to Las Vegas, gone to a strip club!”

At the mention of a strip club, both Baekhyun and Jongin start doing body rolls. Jongdae pretends to make money rain on them.

“Don’t get him fucked up!” You threaten, pointing at the kinky troublemakers. “Tomorrow is going to be the most important day of his life, and he cannot be hungover through it!”

“Ma’am, yes, Ma’am,” Jongdae and Baekhyun salute before giggling to each other.

Yeah, that didn’t look good.

“I’m not drinking,” Sehun reassures, throwing an arm around your shoulders. “As best man, I have to make sure everyone makes it back to the hotel in one piece.”

“You sure it’s not because Junmyeon punished you for this morning?” You tease.

He shoves you away. “Just for that, you’re not coming.”

You stick your tongue out at him. “I wasn’t going anyway, Nerd.”

You all head out of Sehun’s suite. Seulgi and you wave them farewell as they make their way to the elevators.

Seulgi sighs once it’s just the two of you. “I’m jealous.”

“Same. They’re our friends too.”

You both share a watery pout and then Seulgi is pulling out her key to enter the room.

“Wait.” You rest your hand over hers. She lifts her eyebrows expectantly at you. “I’m sorry.”

She takes a deep breath and rubs her temples. “This is so fucked. I hate lying to Yerim like this.”

“I know,” you say. “You’re now caught in the middle of something that has nothing to do with you. I’m going to fix this. Yerim should be back now. I’ll tell her everything. I promise.”

She gives you a weak smile before pulling you in for a hug. “Thank you.”

“You’re my best friend,” you answer simply. “My sister. Both of you are. It’ll be easier on everyone once Yerim knows.”

“I love you too,” she replies. That brings a goofy grin out of you, knowing that you’re forgiven.

Visibly in a better mood, she enters the hotel room in a flourish.

Only for you both to stop dead in your tracks when you see Yerim sobbing in the living room.

“Yerim!” Seulgi rushes over to her sister. You join a bit later, apprehension slowing your limbs as you hover over the bawling girl. “What is it? What happened?”

“Loey!” She wails. You share a nervous look with Seulgi. “Loey broke up with me!”

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dreamingomens · 1 year

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hi! i’ve never done a matchup thing before, but it sounds so fun and scream is my favourite thing as of now!

in all honesty i’m not sure what my gender is, i lean towards male pronouns more but i’m still very feminine on certain days, it’s half half? i’m aro-ace! the type of aromatic that’s cupioromantic, and a mostly sex-repulsed asexual. now the sex repulsed part is mostly towards myself, i don’t wanna see other people or myself naked, watchjng sex scenes is less bad, still weird to me tho,, im super into horror movies and corey things like death 🫶 i’ve taxidermied a rat, and ive burried a dead elk for its bones! i’m terrible in school except for art classes, and have bad social anxiety.. but that doesn’t stop me from trying to talk to people! when i’m comfortable with someone all my worries leave which is nice! like an introverted extrovert! im into photography as well,, and i love cats! i love making halloween costumes, and trying to make them spooky and bloody! i collect clowns, i currently have 8 of them (one is possibly haunted) uhh i’m super into fnaf and theories, but i also love deep conversations about the meaning of life, i also write poetry!! and i love love love the moon 🫶

my favorite movies are the lost boys, scream, labyrinth, 9, ferngully and the last unicorn! i prefer listening to sad love music over anything else ! i have terrible adhd, (possible autism? i’m on a list to get tested idk if that’s important?)

and onto looks, i’m 5’6, my body type is i think the apple one? my hair is originally dark brown but it’s dyed blue as of now! my hair is up to my shoulders but in a gendernutral way yknow? i’ve got brown eyes, but they have green mixed in as well. i have to wear glasses because my percsriptiom is -5 but each of my eyes is slightly different in sight! i have so many beauty marks, and i have multiple triangles formed by them jn mg body, i dress in dark colours if it’s winter, but if it’s warmer i’ll add some colour, hawaiian shirts mostly shejsjsj i hope this is enough info ;-;

thank you so much <3

hope you enjoy anon!! <3

i match you with...

Billy Loomis

- hes very interested in the taxidermy, but never did it himself. once he saw you doing it, he'd love to learn some tips and tricks!

- horror movies and gore? yeah he's about that too. y'all would have movie marathons constantly and in depth discussions about scenes that occur

- he'd make it a goal to watch nearly every horror movie with you

- he'd help you pick out glasses if you ever needed a new pair :,))

- making halloween costumes and taking fun pictures during the spooky season or any time of year i think yes!!

- stu would make a comment about the clown collecting and billy would just punch his arm 😭

#billy loomis #scream #billy loomis x reader

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penciled-palominos · 1 year

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Introduction I guess :

MY TUMBLR NAME USED TO BE TRASHCAN-FULL-OF-LIFE!! In case you don't know who I am

My name is Lexi, She/Her pronouns, I LOVE my boyfriend! [Goin on 5 years! Yay!]

[Undiagnosed Possible Adhd and Autism]

I am a Minor, Self taught artist, Going into Graphic Design/Art in my future!! 💪💪 [I'm very excited]

BTW: I do take requests for characters to draw like my Lps Series I've done I'll take toys like those, Webkinz, Squishmallows, and MLP! If you send a photo or even just a character or their name and Ill gladly take the request and do it as soon as I can :D

^Small note on that, feel free to make any of em profile pictures if you'd like to, just credit me somewhere, and we'll be good :)) [if its someone elses request please ask first tho just out of a respect for it being for them specifically but generally feel free to use any and all of em for pfps if you want to] [idk if thats a weird thing to like say to ask abt but it feels important to me]

Current fixations/Interests in like half of a particular order

1.] HORSES 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐴🐴🐴🐴

1.5] LPS

2.] CLOWN :)

2.5] Marine Bio

3.] Pokemon <3

3.5] Squishmallows

4.]Lego!!

4.5] Lalaloopsies

5.] Sanrio

5.5] Sewing

6.] Drawing/Making Art [My longest and most steady fixation lasting for the last 6 years or so?]

7.] Furbies

8] Five Nights at Freddys

9.] Deltarune + Undertale!

10.] Monster High

Uhm yeah I think thats it :) I'm not very good at sharing things about myself- not too keen on it lol Thank you for reading!

The .5 is only used when I don't wanna add another number and change where all of them are cuz I like to have them ordered by intensity to a degree, most don't follow the ordering like that but still :)

I hope you've enjoyed meeting me and reading my little into, i hope you have a great day/night and I hope to see you around!

Small note!:

Can I ask that y'all don't reblog the same post repeatedly, I'm okay with liking a lot or reblogging a lot of my posts in a row but- not the same one over and over please and thank you, it makes my brain hurt and I will block you, thats a boundary I'm making and I ask yall to respect that :)

#introduction #current fixation #i will update this when fixations change or alter btw #pokémon #inside job #playing cards #bears #sharks #addams family #five nights at freddy's #squishmallow #sonic #monster high #littlest pet shop #man some of these tags are old #weird to see em but im not gonna remove em cuz its like a thing of like part of my progression

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hazbinextgeneration · 1 year

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Exes, Ohs, And Ocs P1

(Warning: Cussing, suggestive themes, nsfw references but no actual nsfw scenes, violence, death, etc but it will all be heavily censored/fade to black. Do not read if these bother you. If any of Vizviepop's ocs are mentioned they belong to her.)

Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. The tall skyscraper was quiet today. Funny since there was usual always some kind of crash noise or shenanigans going on here. But that's to be expected she guessed. But she supposed she should be thankful for the rare silence considering she had to file some uh-....Questionable files for her boss. But hey. A paycheck's a paycheck. the only two even by here was some coworkers whom were quiet and busy doing there own things. Glad for once she'd be able to be left alone for a little while. Eventually one of them broke the silence.

"You know I checked the scale this week and it said I lost two pounds," One coworker said proud of himself to who she assumed was across from him, who then shrugged it off with one glance insinuating Moxxie on the defense saying "I am not Fat!"

SLAM!!

Both ladies looked up as the door flew open with a bang and two figures came stumbling in. One was harmless and looked concerned.

"We in Code Millie y'all! Hey Pru-Rue!"

And the one who actually was the danger came stomping in behind her. Many things happening in sequence. A statue fell over and shattered. Said raging female imp looked about ready to commit murder of the highest degree. And she ignored everyone in favor of lunging at and shredding the nearest practice target like a rabid animal on an adrenaline high. Everyone just watching. Yep. Seemed like a typical day to her. Oh well. guess the quiet couldn't last forever. A few pieces of cardboard went flying around until the male imp was prompted to ask something.

"Millie, honey. Everything ok?"

On response she turned and hissed at him like the rabid spirit animal she was channeling at that moment, taking a few deep breaths that lead to her eventually calming down enough to explain why she was indeed acting like a rabid raccoon that had it's trash stolen.

"Yeah...Just ran into an ex."

"Oh..," her Husband replied in realization, "Oh."

She barely paid any attention at this point simply rolling her eyes and turning back to the filing cabinet. A few more words she tuned out were exchanged between the couple behind her as she looked at some more...questionable items.

"Every time I see his stupid face I can't but help it! I just wanna- AH!!"

Call it instinct, but she leaned back and BARELY was able to dodge a flying punch from a red fist colliding into the side of the heavy cabinet. With a metal BAM!! sound, a pretty decent sized dent was put into the side as it teetered on the left side, before falling over with another metal BAM!! sound. The impact of the floor popped a couple of the drawers open and everything on the inside (that she worked SO hard to file might she add) spilt out and onto the floor for the whole office to see. The loud sounds eventually attracted the presence of their boss who stuck his head into the room for a moment, looking both annoyed and angry at the interruption to the silence.

"What the f**k is all this noise!?," he demanded turning a phone in his hand away from him, "I gotta client!"

"That took all week to alphabetize," she mumbled under her breath frowning. Great. It'll take just another week to fix all this up.

"Sorry, Sir! I'll get this all cleaned up!"

"Uh, you don't want to do that!"

Her warning was too late as he just reached down to pick up one picture and paused upon seeing what exactly was plastered on it. "Uh...What are these!?" He demanded looking up at a few quick footsteps and a moment later the photo was snatched from his hand by an annoyed boss.

"No-no thing! Just.. uh... Uh some research!," He gave one smile before turning back to the only pink imp in the room, who by now had grabbed the heavy metal cabinet and pulled it upright again. "Now put these back Prunny!!" He ordered tossing the picture at said pink imp who did not look impressed. "I said I wanted them alphabetized go!" He didn't give any other answer before turning back around to whoever was on the phone.

The white haired imp just watched him go before turning back to her opening his mouth- "Don't ask Moxxie just don't" she said flipping through the photos with some help.

"I have a lot of questions of who these people are" said her Roommate Rizza added raising a brow between the many uh...'files' scattered about the floor.

"Alright Prudence I'm gonna ask. Aren't you at least a little bit weirded out by his stalking and clingy tendencies that our boss does on the day to day basis? You're the one who's worked with him the most in the office and in off hours! Why aren't you one to state your mind?", he asked

Prudence shrugged. "He's complicated Moxxie. Some of the things he does doesn't always need an explanation. You may not get him but in some ways I do, besides be happy he hasn't stalked you guys again this week." That last bit made him shut his trap as another picture was picked up by her and she held it up to him raising a brow. "Now are you going to keep that promise of helping to clean this up or not?"

In response Moxxie held up a hand, turned to the other women who shrugged, before they both leaned down to help clean up the mess that was made in less than a minute. And after a moment he also bent over to help pick up the ...questionable files that he rather not think about and avoided looking right at them to avoid what was captured in the photos exactly. Making a nice little neat stack next to the one his wife was currently making alongside the other two imps. They could all faintly hear the sounds of their boss's voice continuing to talk on the line to someone, a client no doubt, and didn't really pay much attention to what he was saying just continuing to clean up the mess Millie had gone ahead and made without thinking. After a few more minutes, Rizza paused and looked up.

"Hey. What's that sound?"

"What sound?"

There was a small pause in 'file' stacking to listen to what sounded like the faint sounds of a paper shredder being run and for a moment they thought that maybe it was just their boss in the next room over, that was before the sound got louder and louder and LOUDER until there was no mistake on what it actually could be at this point. Was that a- A familiar blur launched out of the other room and went right for the opposite window, the boss practically pressing his face into the glass.

"What the f**k is that!?," he demanded face pressed to the glass and his reaction caused the other four imps to abandon their own stacks of 'files' and come over to also peer out the window at a-

A helicopter? Yes. In the sky level with the window was a deep purple helicopter that was facing right at them. Now a helicopter flying by wouldn't be a weird thing, sometimes they did fly by, but this one seemed to have other intentions as it directly faced them and had a green pitch-fork looking thing aimed right at them.

"WHAT THE LIVING SH*T?!," Rizza screamed at the sudden helicopter when a grappling hook (which was the green pitchfork looking thing) shot out and with a loud rock-like thud, imbedded itself into the concrete just under the window and pulled back. The pull that tore the wall to the window with many debris falling, causing the lot of them to turn their heads and raise their arms to shield their faces from the mini pieces of concrete, glass shards from the shattered window, dust, and whatever else was attached to the wall as it crumbled into nothing but a hole in the wall sending debry to the streets below. The dust settling enough to allow them to see the helicopter clearly in front of them now.

"Holy a$$ crack! Enough with the walls sh*t !! We have a door!!", Blitzo practically raged in anger gesturing with his arms. Unfortunately the gusts of wind being blown in also stirred up the 'files' that blew all over them and out the window to Blitzo's horror also into the streets below. "MY RESEARCH!!" He yelled in agony hand reaching out to them.

Whelp...There goes all her hard work filing through those things. But she barely had any time to actually dwell on that fact when a metal plateform reached out from the side of the helicopter and connected to what was left of the wall under the window, and who must've been the driver of the stupid thing called out to them in question, making all annoyed and angry looks turn to him, before gesturing with a hand and telling them to hop on in.

"Uh, Sir!", Moxxie all but yelled over the noise and wind pulling out his in-case-of-emergencies gun. "What's going on!?"

"Oh. Don't worry. It's just some fancy schmuck from greed wanting to do business wanting to do business with us," Blitzo waved him off just climbing onto the platform with everyone behind him following despite Moxxie voicing his worries over the whole thing just earning him a shove forward from Blitz. "It'll be fine! Now just get your a$$es moving!"

Guess he was too angry about the window and his 'research' being misplaced, and wanted to meet this client responsible. Probably to add 'damages' to whatever they had to pay him anyways. They were a bit weirded out by this but all of them boarded the helicopter anyways and as soon as the door closed they were on their way to whoever this mysterious client was.

-2 hours later-

The inner-ring elevator for air transport opened with a metalic creak and with a start up on the engine, they continued on their way. Now arriving in the Greed Ring. Which looked as Toxic as one would expect with nothing but smog everywhere, tinted green water that was obviously toxic, and plenty of filth of all variety. Made her cringe and cough without even breathing any of the toxic air yet.

"Huh I was picturing more symbiotes and acidic colors around this place, though I like the green shades" said Rizza taking pictures of the greed landscape besides her boss "Say Moxxie weren't you from the Greed Ring? locally?" she asked her coworker from across him.

Moxxie only cringed looking out the window at the hellscape. "Uggh I hate this place" he said in disgust

"Oh yeah. This is your old stomping ground isn't it Moxx?" Blitzo also asked.

"Yeah unfortunately I grew up just over there, swore I'd never back-Uuhh" he was at a silence as he recognized a part of the place he knew, especially when the helicopter took them closer and closer to where he pointed. "U-Uh..Wait. W-Where are we going?"

"Who did you say called you again?"

Blitzo shrugged. "Well not sure. Just some rich somebody or other who wants to discuss biz at his place."

Everyone at this point just looked at Moxxie's flash of realization turned panicked screaming 'No!' over and over a few more times as the helicopter landed and as the helicopter landed Moxxie was panicking at the lavish looking home with many bullet holes in it also a green tint. He had to be physically pushed out by Blitz to exit the helicopter.

"Moxxie whats up with you? why are you so nervous more than usual?" asks Rizza as they were departing from the craft.

Someone was already waiting for the lot of them at the doorway, between two large body guards. Someone who looked very similar to someone they all knew.

"There he is!! There's my boy! Get over here and give your daddy a hug!" said the mobster who was shockingly identical to Moxxie revealing to be his actual father.

In an instant, everyone in the group looked directly at the white haired shaking Imp. "DADDY!?"

"I only let Moxxie call me that...Unless ya pay me! Hahahaha!!" But everyone ignored the Moxxie look alike in favor of just staring at the still nervous imp who gulped.

"Everyone this is my father, Crimson. Sir this is my boss Blitzø my coworkers Rizza Rapture and Prudence Eisay Bloncé and this is-"

"Millie! I'm his wife", she said politely offering her hand to him in which he graciously took into his own and placed a kiss on it.

"And what a beautiful wife you are.~ Mox where have you been hiding this pretty little thing and these lovely ladies next to her", he said winking at both Pru and Rizza who just wave at him with a blush to their shock he also did the gentleman gesture of a kiss on the palm. Blitz gave him an annoyed look at that but he ignored it.

"Oh I'm sure your kid would've probably introduced us eventually sir," Rizza says blushing at the action.

"Oh I'm sure and you must be Blitzø with the silent O I heard alot of you", Crimson turned to Blitz who still annoyed but allowed the older demon to throw an arm around his shoulders, "I've heard a lot of good things about you and your work."

He immediately looked suspicious on top of annoyed. "Oh really? What sh*t has Moxxie been spreading about me? I'll k*ll you Moxxie! Don't you f**king test me!!" he yelled back over his shoulder before Crimson got his attention back on him and must've said something nice because Blitzo's posture relaxed. "Oh really well I guess it about time someone recognized my potential!" he said smugly which causes Crimson to laugh in a manner of that of a super villain.

"I like your attitude well I hope your all hungry we put together a fabulous dinner for you"

"Hey baby," Millie's voice made him jump and turn to her worried face, "Why haven't I met your pa before?"

"As a matter a fact why haven't any of us heard or seen your daddy before? We don't keep secrets from each man," Rizza said nudging him.

"And why does he seem so vague about our business with I.M.P?" Prudence added," Everything that has to go to Blitzø usually is ran by me first before approval of our boss. You know I'm thorough Moxxie so-"

"Well uh.. uhm it-its just never been a-"

Crimson"Hey you lot move it before it gets cold!" Crimson shouted out the group

Moxxie "Look look girls, I'll talk about with you later ok?" he says as he takes Millie's hand and they all walked behind him to his old home.

Crimson was pouring drinks for Blitzø and Rizza who asked soon after, and the inside was as green and creepy as the outside, and which the host graciously abide. "So Blitzø you've always been a hitman?" he asks the boss of his son's business offering him some scotch on the rocks

Oh no no, not always I was in the circus for a long time," he said as he accepted the drink from Crimson

"Show business! good money in that! What about you miss white?," he asked sitting down," You certainly have a stature of a hitman, was this always what you did?" he looks at Prudence who stood out from the crowd not just for her appearance but build as well.

"I was actually a monk once but didn't really stick with me" she says keeping her posture straight answering when told her tone flat as the floor.

"Oh hoho, a lady of the cloth? why'd you skip?"

"I wasn't really happy with what I was handed that's all" she says not breaking eye contact with Crimson who felt a little apprehensive about the tallest imp, than silence fell in the room until Moxxie spoke .

"What are we doing here... sir?" he asks his father who was lighting up a cigar

"Moxxie... I raised you better than that, you know there's no business before dinner besides we're still waiting on one more" he says as he lit his smoke with a green flamed liter.

"Great (whispers) hope he's good at conversation because this is uncomfortable as fuck,'' Rizza whispered to Pru who shrugged.

Suddenly there was a huge slam of the front door that startled some but everyone turned their heads towards the door and was graced with a surprise of a Demon shark man, as green as the toxic environment outside. "Whoohoho! what is up party people!?" said the demon loudly that made Rizza choke on her drink from the surprise.

"CHAZ?!?!!? WAIT WHAT?!" Both Moxxie and Millie, asked each other in unison as Rizza chokes out a word.

"Jinx- Ahac!!"

"You know him?" he asks his wife to which she replies with an annoyed growl "Remember that ex I was telling you about?" Chaz strolls in casually hugging both Millie and Moxxie over the sofa. "Looks like I have two big s*x reunions today! How lucky am I?~" he says with chill as the shock started to take on everyone in the room.

"Did you date him too?!", Millie asked.

Both Rizza and Pru had looked at each other unsure what to make of the whole strange situation but Chaz just laughed before Moxxie even had a chance to respond to Millie's question. "Ha yeah! No big deal but I usually bone half the people in any room I'm in-"

He was cut off as Blitzø went on the defense. "Are you f**king kidding me!? There's someone who's f**ked both of you?!!???!!!" he asked in furious question, suddenly they heard stifled laughter mixed with coughing sounds looking to see it's the source of Rizza who was in a ball of hysteria.

"Ohohoho-Ach- oho-coff- My ga-hahahaod- coff- this is good!!" she says as Pru was patting her back as she fell back on the floor in her fit of laughter, shocking many as a usually stoned face Prudence was squeaking oddly beside herself was holding in her laughter from the reveal.

Moxxie sighs as he made Chaz release his grip starting at the two on the floor and Chaz made the move offering his hand to Prudence for some help, she accepts it and takes a long look at him "Your clothing smells like a rental" she stated out of nowhere knowing where he has been and Chaz took it as a compliment smiling at her.

"Well I was seeing an old friend at the place I like to hang out. Wouldn't be a surprise if I smell like a new suit miss...?" he asks her very smoothly (or so he thought.).

Prudence "It's Pru."

Chaz made a disgusted face. "Yikes I'm sorry, can I call you Rue?" he asks her by the lack of fancy to her name not matching her beautiful face and body that he was definitely eye banging.

"How did you even end up dating the both of them!?"

Chaz suddenly shakes his head remembering why he's here. "Oh yeah. I still remember it like it was yesterday, you were pledging mafioso, me the dashing and incredibly sexy muscle." He attempted to 'show off' by flexing which wasn't all that impressive. "It was like .. it was written in the stars~", he says as his eyes sparkles like said stars

Blitzø "Haaa! Moxxie in the Mafia now that's fucking rich" he said looking around the living now seeing everything in plain sight as he put two and two together right onto the family portrait of his employee lineage of a crime lord's son than falls back to the door as someone knocks than slams the door down showing some goons carrying an obviously body bag full of parts blood trialing behind it

Blitzø and Rizza "Ooohh shit" they said in unison as Rizza picks herself and stands next to her boss while as Prudence sits next to Moxxie between him and his ex on the sofa

"You've never told me this before" Millie said in mild surprise.

"I-I I don't really like to talk about this part of my life but... " he paused for a moment as he looked at his father than focused on what he story was with Chaz "I first met Chaz in my introduction to the family, our eyes met from across the room and there was just something about him... something that was magnetic~" he said with a tone of drama and fake romance of his memory of him than begins he's short lover story with his ex boyfriend all leading up to his first heist with him going sour. "Ok that's some grade A drama in a show I'd watch next to Titanic" said Rizza who was sipping her drink with Blitzø, Prudence was listening intently as Millie asks "Did any of the stuff actually happen?"

Chaz responds by licking his lips. "Ohh yeah~ but he skipped over some parts."

"How romantic", Prudence said with a tone of disgust.

Leaving Moxxie heartbroken by the act, now forced into prison he lost all hope until a zany and weird imp named Blitzø came into his life and by some extent saved him from himself "Once I got out I never looked back" he finishes his story with a small smile to Blitzø while everyone else was in shock or anger at what happened that time ago, Rizza was appalled by this, Prudence rolls her eyes in annoyance, Blitzø and Crimson in silent surprise, while Millie was on fill rage leaving the ex that is Chaz to explain himself for his shameful act.

Chaz spoke up from his actions in a rather shamed manner "Well, like you said it was a long time ago" he says with a nervous chuckle looking at Millie who was glaring fireballs at him and like a flick she turned to rampage.

Millie growled. "I'LL F**KING KILL YOU!!!" she yells in rage than takes out her lucky knife and jumped at him which made him run and tuck behind Crimsons chair.

"Oh F**K!! Crazy b*tch!!" he said afraid Millie turned around and went after him with a vengeance as Moxxie, Blitzø, Rizza and Pru tried holding her back in which she was victorious on as Millie was trying hard to get her to move.

"Pru you better let me through to kill this shark faced f**k!!" she yells with teeth bared and Prudence was holding her down like a child throwing a tantrum.

"You know you can't win against me Millie" she warns her as Rizza held onto one of her legs.

"This is drink poker all over again" yelled Rizza as Crimson was yelling everyone to stay calm and stop what they going to do.

"You shoulda died bitch!!" she yelled suddenly a maid came in announcing. "Dinner is served"

Well...It took a bit but somehow they managed to calm Millie down enough to NOT maim Chaz and sit at the dining table to eat. As Dinner was being eaten there was a very unsettling lack of conversation so Blitzø was one to speak. "Well this is aggressively uncomfortable, how the f**k do you stand this kind of sh*t Pruney?" he asks his PA across the table as he eats his dinner.

Pru doesn't look up. "You get used to reading the room an-Eep" she was stopped as she felt something touch her calf under the table and she was sitting next to the one person with sandpaper skin eyeing him for the side he just smiles as he eats his food eyes glowing a lustful hue of aura.

"I suppose you wanna know why your here" Crimson eventually asks the group while the meal was being eaten

"Yeah so what gives? I mean you know we kill people on earth right? We don't normally do contracts for locals so if you wanna do business with us you gotta go through with it with my PA and-" he was cut off

"I don't wanna do business with I.M.P no disrespect to your pretty little secretary, I wanna do business with Moxxie" he says as Rizza unbeknownst dropped her fork and went under the table to get it as the conversation went on she suddenly stopped to see her friend being man handled by the pervy shark demon that was her coworkers ex and took silent initiative punching him in his crotch which caused Chaz to yelp in pain though he tried to hide it as best as he could coiling his tail and breathing heavily as he was chosen to speak, Rizza than appears again on the table with a smile on her face.

"Sorry what did I miss?" she asked.

After dinner was done the rest of the crew retired to the living room for a while until curfew was called Blitzø was on the chair and Pruny was sitting next to him on the armrest while Rizza was keeping her distance from Chaz next to Millie as they play bingo hold down "Soo about what I may have said back there I didn't mean to be so forward on your girlfriend back there i-"

Rizza gasps scoffing. "Haaa, Girlfriend you mean Pruny? Nah dude we just roommates and JUST FRIENDS got it? Plus if you wanna apologize to someone apologize to her- BINGO B*TCH!!!" she yells at Millie who pouts than gives a death glance at Chaz who moves on to Prudence who filing her nails.

"If you want to grovel your gonna have to get on your knees and beg for it" she said with a slightly menacing tone and a deadly pink glow in her eyes, as she did Blitzø smiles cheekily at her.

"Oohhohoho Pruney you know that voice and threat gets me up, be careful~" he says wiggling his eyebrows and Chaz felt that this was the foreplay he could be into but held it in for another moment when it's appropriate.

As they waited there was a few clicking noises which made their heads turn in question to where it could've been coming from, while waiting for Moxxie to show up. The longer the mechanical noise went on, the more confused they became. Until a few trophies on the wall moved, flipped over to be more precisely, and all stopped and stared at the sudden innuendoes where shown on the walls. Like some kind of weird, wacked out dream...until eventually the silence was spared by the loud laughter of their boss who pointed and laughed.

"HAAA!! THERE'S D*CKS ON THE WALLS!! NOW THAT'S F**KING HILARIOUS!! HAHAHAHAHAAA" he shouted loudly as Rizza laughs and points at the many things on the wall.

"I'm surrounded by sexed up peons of the damned" she stated flatly getting up "I'll see you all tomorrow morning, hopefully this familial drama will be over by than" she said being escorted by a goon upstairs following behind her "You know where I am boss" she said with an threatening tone "Go to hell everyone" she said lastly as her way of saying goodnight

"Love you too girl!" Rizza called cheerfully with affection.

Judging by the many actions of the night so far...it would be a long night ahead of her.

Rizza- @flare-friday

Prudence- @ynkaliko

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