#if he says that to me i would CRY hhhhhh
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Self Care With Aaravos Hcs
🥀CW: the writer is ridiculously not ok over aaravos, fluff, mentions of non-sexual nudity and bathing, mentions of shaving
aaravos is someone who prioritizes self care alot, and has a lot of self care products. especially within his imprisonment, in the beginning he was very neglectful of himself and lowkey depressed but after he eventually understood the situation and adjusted he would prob start doing self care at least to occupy the time
he has the silkiest, smoothest, thickest most luscious hair uve ever seen and has like a billion products for it
his haircare routine is probably like 40 steps alone 💀 not to mention all of the time he spends styling his hair and brushing it through
aaravos has a wall of all the products that he uses and its all neatly labeled and organized in sections depending on what its used for
if u want to help him with his hair, he will gladly let you wash it for him however will instruct u on the specific process and will make u use all pf his products in a super specific order 😭😭😭
he would also wash ur hair for u too, and is super gentle if u have curly hair like me
i wouldnt say this is a self care hc, but when hes out of his prison he definitely styles his hair a lot more than just leaving it down! i hc that he would probably wear it in so many styles, and will spend a lot of time in the morning braiding it or tying it up and adding in accessories :)
i feel like he would do skincare too, i remember seeing this one silly comic on the official tdp website that you can find here, but its basically a (joke) comic ab aaravos dealing with a pimple that i just found hilarious and i feel like would it be very in character for him to have a super good skincare routine
if ur someone who has/had really bad acne and skin like me, he would definitely do skincare with u and would teach you about elven products that he likes (only if u wanted him too tho)
he likes doing face masks with u and the both of you love having self care and skincare days where u guys just chill
its so funny when u walk in on him relaxing with a face mask on and cucumbers over his eyes, but its also kinda endearing that he trusts u enough to be so relaxed and vulnerable around u!
aaravos has a lot of body washes and soaps, and when the two of u bathe together its like a whole mf spa he will pour in bubbles and use all these nice smelling soaps like omfg hes so spoiled but u both love it
along with that, i feel like hes the type to use a lot of body scrubs so he always smells nice yk? i also feel like hes the type to shave and keeps his body hair to a minimum, but doesnt really care what u do ab that he just feels more comfortable without it
when yall bathe or shower together u cant help but admire him cuz hes just so,, pretty and its so mesmerizing to watch him go through all the steps of his self care routines-
im imagining him gently running his hands through your hair as he washes it, humming softly to himself and gently holding your head and cupping your face as he rinses the soap out, placing soft kisses on the back of your neck and shoulders auugh. he then proceeds to carefully wash your entire body, softly rubbing his body soaps across your back, down your chest, on your legs and wherever u want, hes very content in just washing u and worshiping your body. aaravos will trail kisses all over ur body after washing u, hes so devoted to u do mi ti why not me im gonna cry why arent u real
i also feel like aaravos would have very pretty hands and uses a lot of lotions and oils for his hands and nails, he does nail and hand selfcare and will do your nails for u if u want him too!
i feel like he would keep his relatively short but still a little long, and would absolutely ROCK glittery silver nails!!!
he will kiss u on the back of ur hand when hes done doing ur nails for u hhhhhh im not ok
he loves it when u use his hand lotions, or any of his products really. theres a possessive part of aaravos that is very pleased seeing u enjoy his products, and the fact that u smell like him and smell good is a bonus
u both will have self care date days and will take care of eachother the whole day, taking turns doing all of ur routines and having a whole spa day and relaxing with soothing incense burning in the background and its just a wonderful and relaxing time with ur lover <3
what i would do to have him be real.... i put WAYY too much effort into this even with the knowledge that nobodies probably gonna read it cuz the aaravos x reader tag is so dead 😔pushing the acts of service aaravos agenda today 🤭 why isnt he real oh my god why isnt he reallllllll people better read this omg i spent so much time on this i put my whole heart soul and pussy into writing this
#tdp#the dragon prince#aaravos#tdp s5#aaravos x reader#tdp aaravos#tdp x reader#the dragon prince x reader#tdp theories#aaravos fluff#aaravos tdp#aaravos headcanons#aaravos x you#aaravos x y/n#selfcare#self love#self care#this is so self indulgent#the dragon prince fanart
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So! Spaizee Nuzi stuff! What's friggin' new!
Though it's just stuff i made purely because i thought it'd funny if N got all flustered and couldn't speak and i wanna keep the "bored, too much free time" energy, so it's not gonna be like- EXPLICIT, just teasing and an overheating N whose state was caused by having been dared to lick his small goth gf who can canonically kick ass and take names
It's still not very uhhh safe either way soooo i feel a fair warning is warranted anyway... Besides i'm embarrassed but i wanna do this for shits and giggles SO badly lmfao
!!!THIS WRITTEN WORK FROM THIS USER SUGGESTS ACTIONS OF SEXUAL NATURE, ALTHOUGH NOT EXPLICIT IS STILL PRESENT IN THE FORM OF TEASING. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!!!
!!!YOU CAN ALSO LOOK AT THIS TOO IF YOU WANT IT EXISTS AND I'M HAPPY IT DOES :)!!!
[SUGGESTION]
The alarm starts up.
Uzi gets up from laying on N's chest like he was a body pillow, yawning and rubbing her visor.
"Mornin' N..." Uzi kissed N on the forehead as he too rised from his slumber, first thing he does is blep. He just bleps. "I guess you didn't wake up in full yet-" Uzi chuckled at the sight.
It's the same thing every weekend. Morning routine, chilling, goofing around with whatever, it's the weekend they're gonna fuck around and find out and never regret it... Maybe. Who knows, they're having fun either way.
Well this weekend Uzi was hanging out with the others over at Camp Fever; V, Lizzy and Thad, because she was bored and wanted to be a piece of shit to V and Lizzy anyway they suck.
Unfortunately this meant Uzi was forced to socialize at the camp fire but hey at least N and Thad are there to make it bearable!
"Oh heck i gotta take a call from mom- be right back, sorry!"
"Robo-god, not mom- what did Chad do now?!"
Thad feels fear and Uzi didn't see him like this a lot, most of the time he's just worried or something but never outright scared for his or other's lives. Meanwhile Lizzy is already max annoyed by this "Chad" guy and really he's only mentioned. He must suck a LOT then.
Wait- Thad is gone...
Shit.
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Just awkward silence as the fire crackles and the wind blows inbetween the trees.
"Sooooo who's up for a game or two of truth or dare?" Lizzy broke the silence and now Uzi wishes for the awkward silence to come back.
"Ooh! Me me me!" N raised his hand, waving it around, excited to play a game with fellow drones at camp and he really doesn't like the silence anyway.
Well shit we're playing truth or dare then.
"I'll go first." Oh god oh fuck V just raised her hand we're fucking doomed.
"Oohoo what are you thinking, bestie~? I see your scary ominous grin of intent, what are you planning for us~?" V was indeed wearing her scary ominous grin of intent. Uzi Doorman, tamer of the Murder Drones, is afraid for her life.
"N!" V just whipped her hand to point at him.
"Yeah?" N just smiles so innocently, he doesn't know what's coming. Uzi has no hopes.
"Truth or dare." N started thinking of his choice...
Truth... Or dare...
Uzi couldn't say anything as it didn't matter what he chose, it would always be something painful knowing V.
"Dare! I'm feelin' daring today!"
Here we go.
"I dare you to lick Uzi" Lizzy began wheezing.
"V WHAT THE FUCK" Uzi exclaimed in sheer terror and rage and hatred and another thing she doesn't know the name of but she bets it's related to V being a bully and not the extreme blush her visor was displaying.
"DO IT! dO IT- LICK THE WEIRDO DO IT- AHAHAHDHFNDB oH MY GOOODD" Lizzy was cackling alongside V, who was pointing at N and Uzi furiously. If pointing could be a sound it'd be loud as hell.
"Ohoo nnooooo that's sooo weird... Hhhhhh- okay- can i- can i switch? Can i switch- i want truth now-" N is suffering.
"Nononononononono you're gonna do it! You're gonna lick your little purple friend! You're feeling daring, aren'tcha? Do it!" V just giggled non stop while Lizzy was crying laughing on her shoulder from the level of chaos and fucked upness that this game just reached.
"Can i run away-" Uzi was trapped, N's tail just wrapped around her. "N what the HELL"
"I'm in too deep now, i've dug my own grave, let's get this over with..." N pulled Uzi closer to himself, wishing the world was kinder to him, mentally praying to the nearest god available that could save him from this torture. V agreed with what N said. He is indeed, in too deep.
Uzi closed her eyes as she braced for the inevitable, thinking loudly in an attempt to numb the feeling she'll soon expirience against her will.
Ooookay he's gonna lick you, your best friend forever is gonna lick you and it's gonna be weird but that's okay you can repress that just fine it's no big deal it's still just your friend you're still just friends nothing more it's okay it's okay it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's-
For some reason she suddenly opened one eye a bit to see what N was doing, idk why either.
She just looked on at N's tongue. A glowing, yellow, thick, dripping appendage, she just looked on in... Not horror, not shock, she's just focused on it, it's not a feeling she can describe and it drives her mad, but she knows it's causing her fans in the cooling systems to go crazy trying to cool her down.
All Uzi could think of was the sound of an unlocked lock and... "HOT"
"Okay guys i finally finished that call with mom, how's the bunch doing!" Thad just walked in on N licking Uzi's neck while V and Lizzy looked on at the scene... Unaware of Thad being present. Watching the scene. Shocked and worried about the gang's mental wellbeing.
"EXCUSE ME WHAT DID I JUST WALK IN ON???"
"OH FUCK-" Lizzy yelled as V skyrocketed into the nearest tree to grab on.
N and Uzi just froze in place and looked at Thad with their visors full of blush lines, completely overlapping with their eyes.
Well shit nobody be getting that image reppressed anytime soon.
#murder drones#uzi doorman#nuzi#serial designation n#serial designation v#murder drones lizzy#murder drones thad#suggestive#Spooker's writing
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Decided to rewatch OFMD S2 eps 1-3 and actually jot down my thoughts as I go! Oh what fun! Ngl this is mostly for me babes but if you enjoy it that's neat ❤️
Episode 1: Impossible Birds
Stede bearded in his dream could just be playing to swashbuckling archetypes for funsies, but is it some lingering wish that he was more masculine?
Con O'Neil truly graceful about it with the sword huh
"WHERE IS HE. WHERE'S ED?" Stede seeing Izzy as the thing that is keeping Ed from him when he's the one that left lol ok
His idealised version of Ed doesn't hold him accountable either. My mans doesn't want to face what he did at all!!
His first words to Ed in his letter are reassuring him that the crew are safe, as if he doesn't remember that Ed marooned them and left them for dead on purpose??
I know it's meant to be funny but Jackie was a bit of a sex pest toward Swede at first and the power dynamic was a bit 🫤 Glad he was into it in the end!
WHY DOES WEE JOHN SLAM THE HEAD OF THE ONE WHO GOT STABBED INTO THE TABLE INSTEAD OF THE ONE WHO STABBED THEM?? 😂
Stede truly is unphased by people being assholes to him and I just,,, respect it.
Ricky your vibes are strange and unsettling
Who in their right mind would have an ocean wedding in the golden age of piracy?? I know they probs didn't know it was the golden age of piracy while they were in it but STILL
Ed looks so dead behind the eyes 😭 Just going through the motions eh buddy?
Dressed up like the book Blackbeard I see. God he's trying so hard to inhabit this character.
I would die for Archie. Truly the himbo we need in these depressing angst riddled times.
Jim asking someone else how they're bottling things up?? Hello?? Who are you and what have you done with Jim?? Aren't you the bottling up Master? Olu bewitched you too good and now you've unlocked Feelings 😔
"He's actually a good guy" Stede babygirl did we actually forget the marooning???
I have so much I could say about how Izzy and Blackbeard's relationship has deteriorated hhhhh,,,, Izzy is a problem child but I'm so glad the story is crashing towards his character actually growing and changing. In season 1 he at least got the crumbs Ed would throw him like "I need you here", now he's only getting abuse and maybe he's throwing himself at it because he recognises he had a part to play in reaching this point and believes he deserves it.
Fang's delivery on "how you doing Izzy" will keep me warm and fed all winter. Masterclass in approaching someone, truly tender and genuine but not too pressuring. God.
That second "unhand me" hhh the panic of realising you're going to start crying if the situation continues
Con is gonna rip my heart out and eat it this season if I'm not careful
Labour exploitation Jackie what a girlboss x
Why does "you'll be having a lot of breakfastseses together" sound so ominous though 😭 Smeagol Jackie my worstie...
Stede doing Blackbeard Voice is adorable but damn he really doesn't believe that he made Ed's life better. Like how??? Why doesn't Stede equate happiness with better? Ed was explicitly happier around you ya dingus!
Swede deserves his married bliss so much. The crew can be so mean to him!!
"What am I to you" and "I have... love for you" are said so softly I'm gonna be sick,, Izzy you fucked it by wrestling this man into this particular coping mechanism and your tenderness is coming wayyyy too late. Heartbreaking tbh cause the guy didn't know how else to help Ed and now he's realising it could have been different. Sick and twisted little dynamic I'm eating it like good soup.
Definitely supposed to be taken that Izzy didn't realise "talk it through" was a Stedeism as he said it but godddd you idiot dude
Once again god bless you Archie I'd die for you
Fang I want to rescue you hhhhhh my hot topic fashionista must be so dehydrated from all these tears!!!
No way in hell Ed expected anything else out of Izzy's mouth than something about Stede, but god I wish the guy had just payed attention to Frenchie shaking his head. The catharsis of saying the quiet part out loud wasn't worth your leg, man.
"Start by cleaning up that mess"... yeah we def see Ed is killing people himself again but outsourcing the Big Job on Izzy makes sense. He's also exactly the kind of self sabotager atm that would know Frenchie won't do it, and he's looking for reasons to Be Worse.
Indigo heist my beloved. Fuck those hammies up!! I love how loud Black Pete was omg 😂
Oh fuck off Ricky I know you're a S1 Stede mirror but you're doing it detestably
Roach why is your instinct to immediately put the blue dirt on your face darling
Zheng Yi Sao completely unphased by Jackie is giving me so much delight
Sexy Dutchman 😭😂 Jackie never change
I love that Zheng Yi Sao is taking the whole crew on just to have her lil Olu moment, get it girl
TENDER JIM IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM THEY'VE COME SO FAR. I LOVE THEIR BIG SMILE 😭 (also Archie is so wholesome what is she DOING here???)
Ed oh my god you're not alright at ALL
Frenchie's quiet "sounds like a plan" is just so... painful. The acting this season is off the charts.
When Roach asked if they were in soup now I thought he was referring to the ocean as soup I'm an idiot 😭
#ofmd#ofmd s2#our flag means death#ofmd season 2 spoilers#ofmd season 2#ofmd spoilers#ofmd s2 spoilers#izzy hands#stede bonnet#edward teach
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Oh Bite Me! (MDNI+18)
Ship: Matt x Kaden (I HATE THIS MAKE HIM GO AWAY /lh /j)
Words: 1,592 (helpmeeeee)
cw: Play wrestling and biting. Public whimpering?? (killme/j)
Summary: Kaden makes an off hand comment. Matt takes it literally and gets a lovely surprise.
Note: If you aren't a self-shipper please dni I have anxiety. lol
WHY IS THIS MAN WHO WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A JOKE F/O MAKING ME FEEL THINGS I SHOULDN'T BE FEELING WITH HIM >: c FUCK! THIS IS ALL BROOKE'S FAULT! /LH (I'm blaming you and your ask on my other blog shhhhh lol)
ok 2 rb or whatever hhhhhh // banners by Cafekitsune and benkeibear
'Oh shit! Oh shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! What do I do!? What do I say!? I should run? Yeah, run. Take off!'
Kaden's head was reeling, their cheeks flushed and their heart beating rapidly in their chest. It actually felt like their heart was about to explode. Kaden turned on their heel to see him, staring wide-eyed at you, almost like a deer caught in headlights. Kaden swallowed thickly.
"What was that?" He asked and Kaden wanted to die inside.
Matt and Kaden were just being goofs together. It wasn't unusual for these two to get into random playful "fights" which weren't fights in the slightest, more like playful wrestling matches over silly things like withholding keys and stuff, taunting the other to 'come get it' today was no different.
Kaden had taken his keys and taunted him until they were a mess of limbs on the couch, Matt managed to get on top of them and pinned them down on their stomach. Kaden had the keys clutched tightly against their chest so if Matt really wanted them he would have to dig them out.
"You're lucky I'm being nice and not using my full strength" Matt grinned.
It was all very light-hearted and playful! That was until Kaden made an off-handed comment, it was something they just said without thinking much of it, they didn't think he'd literally do it.
"Oh bite me!"
"Well If you insist~" Matt didn't know! He was just being playful!
Kaden was trying to squirm out from under him and told him no, do not bite them!!
They were laughing because yeah, they were having fun. Kaden managed to squeeze out from under him and stood to their feet but Matt was quick, he sprang up from the couch and wrapped his arms around Kaden's upper arms, trapping their arms against the sides of their body, he pulled them in flush against him, their back collided with his chest when Matt let out a playful growl and bit into the junction of Kaden's shoulder and neck it was a playful bite but it was also hard, he used some force when he clamped down on their skin which caused Kaden to accidentally let out a low moan.
They both froze. Matt detached his mouth from Kaden and Kaden's expression was nothing less than horrified. So this was where they were right now, Kaden inhaled deeply they wanted to eject themselves into space, Kaden you dumb fuck…
"W-What was what?" Kaden tried their best to feign innocence even though they both knew what just happened. Kaden's eyes flicked up to Matt's only to see that his face was equally as flushed.
"I was expecting a cry? A yell? ….you…" Matt shuffled on his feet, the confidence he once had from playing around had disintegrated and he looked a little shy.
'Oh god, I made him uncomfortable!' Kaden was mentally slapping themselves, they glanced away. This relationship was still somewhat fresh and while they've done stuff together they haven't gotten too intimate with each other, not enough to find out what kinks the other person had.
"I..uh…" Kaden fell silent, they didn't know what to say, they just knew they wanted to run away and try to stop their face from wanting to explode. This was terrible!
"So you're kinda a freak?" Matt said bluntly, his voice holding a hint of playfulness to it and Kaden's attention drew to him, they looked at him in shock only to see Matt with a rather smug little smirk on his face. "My lover is a freeeeeeak~" Matt grinned, grabbing Kaden's arm, pulling them into him.
"I am not!!!" Kaden flailed and Matt grinned, resuming his position before, wrapping his arms tight around Kaden.
"You are~" Matt chuckled lowly.
"S-Shut up!" Kaden laughed softly.
"Now to use my powers for good or evil~" Matt teased, as he dipped his head down, nudging his head under Kaden's chin as he placed soft kisses along their jawline. Kaden's face felt like it was going to burst and their breathing hitched when they felt him reach their neck.
He pulled away and grinned widely when he heard Kaden let out a little whine. Matt was quick and snatched his keys out of Kaden's hand and Kaden was standing there dazed and stunned.
"I win~" Matt dangled his keys in front of Kaden's face and smiled widely.
"Son of a bitch! you cheated!" Kaden snapped when their brain caught up with them.
"Hey, it's not my fault you got distracted. It's also not my fault you get horny when you get bit~" Matt winked playfully and Kaden had to walk away from the situation, they simultaneously wanted to jump him and smack him, and their reaction made Matt laugh.
Kaden ended up being distracted the entire day because of that little stunt from Matt. The part he bit was tender, he used a good amount of force behind that bite, Kaden brought their fingers up to the tender area and pressed a little, yup it was very tender and Kaden groaned softly, readjusting in their seat as they tried to compose themselves. They were at work, they couldn't think of that right now!
At the end of the day, Kaden was collecting their things when Matt surprise back hugged them and Kaden smiled, their hand coming up to ruffle a bit of his blonde hair.
"Hi Matt~"
"You done?" Matt kissed their cheek and pulled away from them.
"Yes, I'm free finally~" Kaden chuckled. It was the same thing every day, Matt would always find them and the first thing he did was hug them. Despite Matt's anger issues with other people when they arose he was actually incredibly sweet.
Kaden turned on their heel when Matt pulled away so they could face him, the corridor was somewhat loud with people talking amongst themselves as everyone was leaving work for the day. Matt glanced around. "Not too many people.." he mumbled.
Kaden tilted their head, a quizzical expression tugging their face. "hm? No there usually isn't..why?" Kaden raised an eyebrow. "Matt. Whyyyy?" Kaden asked, their voice holding a bit of suspicion.
"Well, you know…" Matt reached out and grabbed Kaden by their hips, pulling them into him. Kaden flushed a little but wrapped their arms loosely over his shoulders, they looked up at him and chuckled softly. What in the hell was he up to?
That's when Kaden felt themselves being pushed back, they nearly tripped and had to move their feet quickly to keep up with Matt, their back collided with the wall and Kaden groaned softly. "Matt," Kaden said sternly, their eyes locking with his.
His brown eyes glimmered with a hint of mischievous intent. "I've made a decision.." His voice was low, only enough for Kaden to hear as he moved in closer to them, he planted a firm quick to their lips that left Kaden feeling momentarily lightheaded.
"A-And that is?" Kaden asked breathlessly, their body once again heating up like they did earlier in the day.
Matt grinned, peppering small kisses along their jaw and down their neck, his lips pressed against the tender spot from earlier where he had bit, his grin only widening when Kaden let out a soft whimper. This was embarrassing, thankfully everyone was too caught up in their conversations to see the two at the end of the corridor.
"I think I'll use my power for evil.." Matt breathed against the spot.
"Remember to be quiet now~" Matt hummed, his one hand going up to Kaden's mouth before he sunk his teeth into the same spot he did before except this time he bit and he bit hard. Kaden's hands gripped the fabric of his uniform tightly, their eyes screwing tightly shut as they felt that familiar shiver of pleasure wracks through their body.
Matt pulled them flush against him as he began to suck at their flesh, Kaden could absolutely feel his arousal pressed up against their leg and Kaden whimpered against his hand. Matt finally let go of their skin, bringing his hand off their mouth as he lightly kissed the now-darkening purple mark on their skin.
He straightened his posture as Kaden's fists unballed from from uniform. He admired the look on Kaden's face, their cheeks flushed, their chest heaving, their lips parted and their eyes glazed over.
A small smug smirk graced his lips but it soon turned into surprise and laughter when Kaden grabbed him, dragging him off to the nearest janitorial closet. "Can't wait till we get back to your place?"
Kaden slammed the closet door behind them and kissed him hard, it was messy full of teeth and tongue. "You pull a stunt like that again and I'll fucking kill you.." Kaden moaned against his lips, their hands already finding their way to the zipper on his jumper, pulling it down as their mouth travelled down his neck.
"I pull a stunt like that again and I'm sure you'l-- a-ah.." Matt hissed through his teeth, his eyes screwing shut, Kaden gave him a taste of his own medicine in the exact spot where he had marked them. They sucked his flesh and moaned teasingly against him when they heard him groan softly.
Matt surprised himself with how he was reacting to Kaden's bite. "T-Touche.." Matt moaned softly as Kaden's hand went lower, making a point to gently scratch over his abdomen with their nails, not enough to draw blood or hurt him.
"G-Guess we're both freaks now huh~?"
I ain't tagging ANYONE my face is going to fucking combust, goodbye >///<
#[screams into my hands] MY FACE IS ON FIRE AND I HATE IT! I HATE THIS GUY! HE'S UGH- /affectionate#Okay to rb but I won't expect it! sldkjflsdf#mdni!!!#18+ mdni#mdni#not minors allowed#not for minors#cw: suggestive#tw: suggestive#long post
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Xena commentary S1Ep8
Ew the cover pic for this already looked straight
Slebby
They wanna kill Xena, but it was a fakeee, obvi
Shdhddv her beating up guys and Gabrielle sleeps
"I missed something" 😂
Damn she really just saved him
"See you are a good person, Xena" Awwww, yes she iiiis
Yiiikes why are all the sick dying. (Also Prometheus hello)
"Bad Omens" THE GO FANDOM ABOUT S2EP6 😭
"a straight answer" 🤔🏳️🌈
A woman kneeling at Xena's feet. Mood. Me.
What if she just put out the candle sjddhdh
Oh no they talk future
TRAVELLING BARD SHDHDHS HELP
"Nothing's gonna happen to you" awww
Xena is on edgeeee
"Do you want the same as your friend?" *sees like fifteen dudes, runs*
Sword. Ominously illuminated.
Who is this weirdo
HERCULES? He looks more like... Heinz Klaus. German middle aged man in his midlife crisis growing his hair out idk
Oh, Hercules and his boyfriend? 😂
Pls the guy talking about a love potion. And he's just like" I'm gay"
"Girl talk?" 😂 Gabrielle she's in gay love with YOU. And you with her.
Looots of fighting
Suicide mission? Someone call Janeway!
"And he loves to hear himself talk" HA
Oh noooo, the guy whose name I don't remember has been injured...
"People would hardly miss me" GABRIELLE.
"Sometimes you go with your heart, not with your head" HHHHHH
Dark caaaves
Hercules is just. *sighs* about his boyfriend
HUG. THE SOFT "Be careful" I am EMOTIONS
THEIR HAND HOLDING WTF HEY I'M HAVING A GAY CRISIS AGAIN
HERCULES HAD A *WIFE*???? Bisexual Heinz Klaus ig
Platonic kissing the homies
"She's really special isn't she SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT SHE SEES IN ME" I AM LEGIT CRYING
Uh oh. THE FIRE IS GOOOONE
Xena why are you pulling a Kathryn Janeway... UR GF NEEDS U
*e g g s*
Scale the walls like a lizard, Herc.
Oh he IS climbing
Gabrielle telling so many stories 😭
Omg is this the soul mate story dhdhd
DESPERATE YEARNING TO BE REUNITED. HHHAAAAH
Oh the eggs are BIIIIG eggs some hooj ass chimken they came out of
They must've had SO much fun with that
Birb? 😂 Funky ride. Dino? 😂
This episode is WILD
oh he actually caught her
Prometheus is freeee
Thingy is healingggg
STRAIGHT KISSES??? ON MY TV??? BAH. (I'm joking a tiny bit)
Dude says, "Hercules" Let's make out. XD Oh he talks about soulmates. Clearly bc Hercules is his soulmate.
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I’ve seen… a lot of takes on this muse. A lot. Outside of your own, there’s only been one other that’s made my Chris genuinely CARE about him enough to feel those softer feelings. And that speaks volumes to your skill in writing Wesker. He is absolutely a tricky muse to capture, but you’re doing amazing. I absolutely adore how you’ve taken him, someone who I’ve seen portrayed as either “bwahaha evil bastard man who is cruel jus cause 💅” or just simply a meme man, and somehow delve into each part with an amused care, building up your portrayal in a way that explore his past and explains why he is how he is, making him somehow sympathetic? While not exactly excusing what he’s done which is refreshing. I like that you go into detail with his state of mind behind making the decisions he did along the canon timeline. You’re doing amazing so far and I can definitely hear his voice in your writing. Congrats on making me and Chris care about this bastard hhhhhh
h .... hello i'm going to start crying????? man this means so much to me!!! i honestly picked up wesker on a whim and some friends saying i'd do well with him, but i've been having such a great time writing him- i worried that as someone new to the fandom in every form i would have some major lore gaps that i wouldn't be able to fill, or just lacking experience in the genre but for real .... knowing that you think i'm doing well means so much to me!!! wesker gives me a challenge because of everything his character entails- there's so much to unpack and i'm sure i haven't even really scratched the surface... but i'm so glad you think i'm doing him justice aaaaaa
send 👂🏻 if you can hear my character’s voice in my writing!
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thoughts on “Thanks to Them” in no particular order:
I am LOVING the all-out representation in this special! Lumity pictures! Luz officially coming out as bi!, the pride flags everywhere! Camila being a massively supportive mom and even reading up on gender-identity! Luz and Camila’s pins!!! casual representation through side characters!!!!!!
Vee’s new human form is so frickin adorableee
I know next to nothing about Masha but the small detail of their name plaque informing visitors that they go by they/them made me so incredibly happy, you don’t even know. what little we do get to see of them is nice too, we’re a sucker for no-nonsense nerds in this household!
the Luz angst in this special hurt me. Luz bby nooo, don’t blame yourself for what a shitty old white man did!
I am. so bitter about Disney chucking TOH. we could have had a whole season of Luz and the witch kids being a happy patchwork family in the human realm. and the mouse took that from us. hatred and rage
hhhHHH, Luz’ palisman still hasn’t hatched, the anticipation is killing meeee (saw a lot of people speculate they’re gonna be a snake which would just...be the coolest thing ever, ngl)
Flapjack is so precious I wish he wasn’t stapled to Golden Boy McStagehog
gotta say, Dana is really good at writing horror. the little glimpses of Belos possessing and feeding off of wildlife had me on the edge of my seat the whole special and the Hunter/Belos reveal was legit terrifying
to all the assholes who were making “Camila is abusive”-essays and screeching about how Camila wanting Luz to be safe meant she wouldn’t let Luz go back to the Demon Realm: how does it feel to be wrong about everything?
fr tho the Camila dream-sequence gave me chills and made me cry. Camila is trying so hard and she was always so supportive and then the shitty education system basically bullied her into sending Luz away. I love how Camila was willing to punch a bitch if they hurt her baby, unironically Mom of the Year. Mom of All the Years.
LUZ GOT HER AZURA BOOK FROM HER DAD I’M FUCKING SOBBING
Luz’ little speech in her diary about how she tries to connect with people via the things she loves and how nothing she’s passionate about is valued by society and thus deemed useless? that hit me where it hurt. stop digging up all my insecurities Dana (I’m joking. mostly)
oh gee, so glad Hunter survived. however could we go on without the white Golden Child sucking up everyone else’s screentime like a fucking leech- *inhales deeply* it’s alright. it’s okay. I’m over it, moving on.
I was more sad about Flapjack’s death then I was about any of the Hunter-angst that got wedged into this special
“We’ll be back after we get some revenge” Willow, I adore you. never change
who would win: Hooty or not-Duolingo Owl? place your bets
ngl I kinda wish Belos died in this special. it feels like he’s starting to overstay his welcome as a villain. we already know everything about him there is to know. the Collector is a way bigger threat then Belos’ll ever be and it would have served as a really good indicator of how strong the kids have become if they’d actually managed to kill Belos this time around. plus, the irony of Wittebitch dreaming about coming back to the Human Realm as a celebrated Witch Hunter General, only to return as a hideous beast that eventually meets his end at the hands of a witch-human alliance, plus a replication of the brother he stabbed in the back, would’ve been delicious
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Aaargh! Jade!!!!! Ugh, that was a good one. I'm just thinking though, that if one of the boys asked for me to not leave TW, and romantic feelings were involved (I don't think I could justify staying for only friendship, but a high chance I'd stay for romance), I think I'd be selfish and tell them that if I do decide to stay then, that I'd be their responsibility. You're responsible for me now. For making sure I adjust, that I'm taken care of. That I get what I could have gotten in my old world. I want a boyfriend. I'd like to get married, maybe have kids. You might not... end up being responsible for so long, nobody knows what the future holds. But right now, at least...if I promise to stay....can you take responsibility?
Hsisvsisgs I just think in a fictional setting that that'd be romantic. If I stay, I want a boyfriend, and since you're responsible for me staying....y'know....you should....offer to be my boyfriend.....
(the jade fic that's making everyone cry rn)
T^T i'm sorry for hitting you with that jade angst first of all T^T and hhhhhh telling them that you're their responsibility is a really nice way to do answer the question of leaving or staying... like if you really did love him and think that he was worth staying in twisted wonderland for then !! obviously he's gotta pull his weight !!
but this really does sound like dialogue out of a fic ;-; i can see it being a really emotional moment between you and one fot eh boys. definitely if i was in that situation i wouldn't know what i would be choosing but as a scenario it's really riveting to think abt it in the way you framed it, anonnie !! it's such a cute way to (maybe) snag a boyfriend sjdkf after all you did then he BETTER say yes /lh
#/trau replies#/anonnie#to leave or to stay#that is the question#either way it'll be very angsty#so watch out for the prompt 8 fics#i can't promise a happy ending for all of them sjfkdsj#also thanks for sharing anonnie ! it was very interesting to think abt#<3333
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It is straight (heh) up the day episode 14 is gonna come out, but whatever! I finally got to watch episode 13.
(ep 14 drops at like midnight my time anyway, so i’m not gonna watch it until tomorrow morning, so.)
As messed up as their relationship is, Kinn clearly loves his dad, and I don’t think Porsche wants to mess with that.
Aww Vegas was looking so happy to be making a meal for Pete. Then his asshole father had to come in and ruin it. Shit dude, any issue this guy has he blames it on Vegas. Ngl, can’t wait till he’s dead. 💀
Korn is up to something, as usual, and he’s trying to distract Kinn by saying, “For no particular reason, you should go on a trip with Porsche.”
Vegas is about to take his issues (re: daddy issues) out on Pete, and it’s gonna be a big step too far isn’t it. *not much later* JESUS. OKAY. Catch me crying with that acting from both of them.
Tankhun coming into the room with Kinn and Porsche and, uh, speaking nothing but truth bombs. Tankhun was like, “Everything surrounding Pete is hella suspicious, how do you all not see it?!?”
Oof, Pete couldn’t even give up Vegas, admit that it was him. Talk about uhhhh complicated feelings.
Kim and Chay hung out together?? More than we saw????? BOC! Please give us a side story of this or something, wtf!!
Kim needs to use his big boy words and talk to Chay in person.
Hmmm Kinn can tell Porsche is… not telling him something. 😶
Vegas deserved those two punches and more from Porsche. 😠
Porsche is - not being careless per say, but more thoughtless. Making a deal with Vegas, getting Pete to the club? Porsche must see how not-right Pete is. Connect some dots my dude. I know Porsche is kinda single minded with this parent mystery thing, but bro… 😬
Vegas and Pete. Talk about a complicated dynamic/relationship.
Kinn talking to Porsche’s parents at the cemetery is definitely a favorite scene. Kinn is all about cheesy declarations of love for Porsche. (i noticed Porsche tho with the guilty eyes when Kinn said he trusts Porsche. hhhhhh angst coming)
WHERE HAVE I HEARD THIS VIOLIN/PIANO PIECE BEFORE? During the pool sexy times scene. *squints* Why did it sound familiar??????
Setting aside this sort of “goodbye for a moment” sexy times aspect. I loved the sweet moment of Porsche kissing the top of Kinn’s head, and I’m kinda in love with these two hugging so much, I think especially after they’re intimate like that.
Also: don’t have pool sex. Ohhhhh my god it would not work that smoothly, and sweet jesus think about the possible infections. Don’t do it. Leave it to fictional BL shows and fiction.
Tankhun wears his heart on his sleeve. He’s smart, but he can’t play games the way his dad and Kinn can. Bless him though, he was ready to BOLT to find Porsche and Chay. And then so was Kim, too.
I’m pretty sure Korn had Chan or another trusted guard assassinate Porsche’s uncle.
Korn, “Why would I do that when she was my sister?”
Porsche internally, “Say sike right now!! 😳”
I honestly don’t think Korn and Porsche’s mom are blood related. I don’t think Korn would let Kinn and Porsche be together if she was.
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the eleventh doctor would NEVER laugh he'd be super understanding! he'd help you get it out, i hope you're able to & he understands that little things can add up and make you incredibly upset, it doesn't make you weak or sensitive
Mum heard me crying and came to help me. She brushed it out straight away and braided my hair. I didn't even notice I'd also buttoned up my pyjamas totally wrong. She says I'm over-exhausted. Got home from work like 90 mins ago and I gotta be up in 7.5 hours for work again tomorrow😭💔 tomorrow is day eight of eight and evidently I am WAY more tired than I thought I was. I thought I was handling it well but...😂😬
Hhhhh please I was trying to stop crying by thinking of Eleven but it was making me feel worse because he's so comforting😭😭😭 mum got it out for me and my hair is fine. In need of some serious conditioning after being in braids basically all week but it's okay. I'm okay now.🫂💖
That's true!!! The little things become big things🫂💔 thank you anon hhhhhh all you lovely people ever do is comfort me and I reaaally need to start delivering on these requests and asks I have. I have a week off which starts three days from now, just a little more patience😭💖🫂
Thank you nonnie, truly.😭😭 I hope you're safe and well!!🫂🫂🫂🫂💖
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Jujutsu Kaisen E44
- UGHHHH IM ONLY WATCHING THE NEWEST JJK EP BC ONE OF MY FRIENDS TOLD ME WE WILL BE SO BACK IF HE LIED IM GONNA GET HIS ASS
- :(((( nobara my beloved
- i’m tipsy as hell too fuck this shit i can’t do this
- OOOOOOO THEY CALLED IT A MARIMEKKO (finnish brand :))))))
- torilla tavataan!!!!
- nah but actually why is this start so cute and normal i don’t trust this anime anymore
- NOOOO SHES DEAD
- 🫠 i can’t anymore
- mahito just black flashed??
- i hate him
- i fuckinh hate him acrually.
- he can just die.
- with all due respect,,, where tf has todo been this whole time?
- like wym u come here just now.
- u coulda saved nobara if u had been kinda faster u dickhead
- why does he look so dumb too?
- hhhhhh ok intro now. (i’m lowkey hungry?)
- ahhhh so he was tasked to find gojo. well. good job at that ig.
- ‼️‼️‼️ next part written like 2 weeks later when i’m not drunk and sad and annoyed ‼️‼️‼️
- man i feel so bad for yuuji like
- he’s been thru so much :(
- “sukuna killed so many so i have to save twice as much” MAN UR JUST A HIGHSCHOOLER
- i was gonna say he’s only 16 (or smth) he should’ve been at the club
- BUT HES TOO YOUNG YO EVEN B AT THE CLUB
- motivational speech is slay but i’m still mad at him for being late.
- oh i like this other guys technique
- PLS TELL ME THIS OTHER GUY CAN SAVE NOBARA THERES NO WAY PLS I CANT GET MY HOPES UP NOW
- (i know twitter has spoiled me she hasn’t been back yet so whayever ig)
- jesus christ this fight is confusing me
- yuuji black flash 🥰🥰
- pls tell me mahito just dies now
- miwa called herself useless gege strikes again
- man… mechamiwa lowkey sad but the mf is alr dead 😭
- oh they had the Budget for her crying animation
- oooh kyoto school is otw to shibuya too
- ALSO LATE
- this building? metro? whatever it is. should’ve been broken ages ago.
- again W construction companies‼️
- mahito stop moaning challenge: impossible
- PLS DIE PLS DIE PLS DIE.
- if nobara fully died in vain bc this mf lives after this fight i would never accept it.
- ew? human train 🤢
- todo clapped w his asscheeks
- the amount of exercise these bitches r doing is insane. they just ran up the stairs.
- todo our fav magical girl 😌✨🥰
- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 THE BLACK FLASH DIDNT DO SHIT.
- now they’re all strong as heck.
- what the hell did mahito even evolve into.
- “let’s kick it up a notch itadori”
- not me immediately thinking of that one Starkid song
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AMOR☹️☹️☹️ no listen because ngl i do always get very anxious when people take long to reply to my asks but i literally always feel so reassured when i read your replies because NO WAY YOU WROTE A WHOLE TWO POSTS FOR ME THERE ARE REAL ACTUAL TEARS IN IN MY EYES😿😿 you are the absolute SWEETEST person to exist and if you disagree you're wrong sorry this isn't a democracy😐 presenting me a ring huh? you're a little late cause there already is one on your finger😌 and yes omg tyun my beloved<3333 i have such a HUGE soft spot for him it's actually embarrassing,, also as expected you have a very superb taste!!! popping star outfits are just so hhhhhh and the performances too!!!! they always seem to have so much fun and the colors are just SO. no words actually . also very much disagree with your friends❓ not crying to txt songs is very suspicious behavior and should be investigated immediately🤨 NO cause you're so right!!!! now that there's barely any snow anymore it's so painful to think of it as being something i won't experience anymore :/ stop omg i always feel so appreciated when i read your replies i instantly get hit with a dopamine rush, i WILL get that blog running soon!! i'm just on vacation now so i can't really define "soon"💔 about horror movies!! i am kinda jumpy but it doesn't really haunt me?? i will have a gorilla grip on whoever is unfortunate enough to be sitting next to me though🫶🏻 i LOVED atla as a child i knew all the episodes already but i never watched them in the correct order so when the series went kinda viral again i decided to rewatch it and i got reminded of why it's so dear to my heart🫡 you truly should rewatch it but be careful about that because then you might actually have to listen to me talk about it forever😈 oohhhh i've heard about a few of those and omg about ponyo!!!! have you seen THIS i'm losing my mind is there anything he can't do :( also NO stop❗️❗️ you literally deserve a 100 million times of the love i give u☹️ just lost vision in my left ear oh myg od,,, i feel so happy that you'd give me a song rec i might pass out i was listening to the song like 😭💗😌🎧💘🥹💓 AND THE TIKTOK😭😭 i love seeing him in high spirits like that and somehow the crazy frog song is just . it just feels so fitting for him i can't lie<3 i also loved the fics you posted for yj and sb so so so much they're so comforting and i keep coming back to read them again🫶🏻🫶🏻 now for the colors: if we're strictly going off of colors and not cuts it would probably be: yeonjun - blue or pink, soobin - blue or black??, beomgyu - i will not even attempt this one😐 taehyun - the color he had here (and this video) will always have a place in my heart🫡 hyuka - PLATINUM BLOND i didn't have to think about this for a single second it suits him SO well!! what about you!!!! and omg no unfortunately i don't play any instruments😔 literally one of my life's biggest regrets i think it's so cool when people do because i can't even read sheet music :/ do you play any🫶🏻 thank you again for your sweet reply beffie i'm sorry for only getting back to you now even though i've reread it 10 times already because i just couldn't believe how adorable it is :(( i saw your last post and even though i can't really offer you much help i hope you know i'll always be here to talk to u if you need someone and please keep in mind that you don't have to force yourself to write something if you're not feeling well!!!!☹️ and finally how was your vacation!!!!!! i hope you had fun and that you'll be doing better soon🫶🏻 i 💓 u a million times more💘💓❤️🔥😽 -🧃
AAA my sincerest apologies then for causing u such anxiety (i understand that feeling well) and for taking a while but im reassured that u feel reassured in return 🥺🥺🥺 no don’t cryyy i had a lot to say but omg FINE! u are most definitely right if it means that ur always right and correct <3 omg how rude of me to forget about my ring you’ve already bestowed me </3 i will cherish it for LIFEEE i love the goggles/minions look on beomgyu like in the ‘come back home’ performance and in the frost mv there’s just something abouttttt that look!!!!! ik beomgyu wanted to get rid of his long hair but it was so iconic especially with the goggles very chef kiss of him !! and im glad u at least agree with me about the emotionality of txt’s music ~~ i hope this winter gives us snow or at least even during the months where winter is too stubborn to transition into spring ! you and i feel the same way about each other’s replies hehe i feel warm all around <3 ty for still replying to me <3 omg i hope u rest well and enjoy ur vacation well !!! get ur sleep and have fun but be safe ~ oh i think ur reactions to horror movies are natural and good natured haha bc im jumpy AND i either get nightmares or my imagination convinces me im still in the movie idk im just a big scaredy cat im also afraid of the dark (plus thunderstorms and butterflies) ANYWAY!!! wait i wonder if i’ve asked already: do u have any phobias or fears? and hey !! if watching atla means i’d listen to u talk about it then it really makes me want to watch it even more haha <3 AND OMG I SAW THAT WITH THE TAEHYUN AND THE PONYO 🥺🥹 it makes me realize how we all grew up together in a weird way — i looked forward to that movie coming out and tyun looked forward to his voice as sosuke godddd sorry im talking sooo much about myself nono U DESERVEEEE a 100 billion times of the love i give u !!! NOT THE LOST VISION IN UR LEFT EAR why and how are u so funny i get the giggles so often reading ur asks <3 thank you for accepting my song rec with about as consideration and joy that i’ve only ever dreamed of, it makes me feel valid and content <3 u make me feel appreciated and its a not very familiar feeling but i hold it dear to my heart <3 UR USE OF EMOJIS IS SO RIDICULOUSLY CUTE!!! how dare u be the sweetest and kindest and cutest ever,,, just unfair to all other people </3 happy beomgyu = best beomgyu !!!!! and omg thank you so much (abt ur words abt my fics hehe) !!!! 🥺🥺🥺💞🤍🦦 NOW WHY IS UR TASTE FOR TXT HAIR COLOR MINE HAHA no bc beomgyu in any hair color is wonderful <3 i really love his hair rn bc it makes those eyebrows of his and his eyes and his eyelashes pop so pretty ~ (i love that loser = lover video omg the way they look so comfy and the looks they serveddddd) omg blond hyuka was an absolute angel he was glowing so beautifully then it really made him look so beautiful gosh especially with that one photoshoottttttttt i think i like red taehyun a lot but i really loved purple taehyun idk taehyun will never miss !!! i used to play the violin but its been a few years and i’ve already forgotten how to read music but i really want to learn again, my poor violin just sits and collects dust again sorry i just talk so muchhhh about myself ughh omg nono thank YOUUU for ur precious reply <33 oh god that is so sweet that you reread my reply that is sooooooo sweet i cannot get over it oh my goodness — and ah sorry pls don’t worry about me even though im so thankful u reach out to me always especially how u are now <33 thank you for taking the time to talk to me anyway <3 i hope you know im always here for you also, anything u need i’m here to give you <33 and my vacation was very much what i needed 🥺 i only get it every summer and winter break and it’s always so hard to say goodbye to family (my vacation is going to see my family that’s very far from me) so i get sad every time i leave haha but ANYWAY im really sorry im being so negative 🥺 i hope ur vacation has been treating u well and u make very good memories <33 [1/2] 🥲
#te amo#follow me into the link to the post where ur reply lies ~~~~#IDK WHY SUDDENLY MY POSTS ARE TOO LONG?!!:!#ask >3<
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Please stop being mad at me for forgetting things!!! I'm sorry i have to ask twice!!!! I don't mean to!!!!!!
#why does he do this i thought he didn't want to be#hhhh i dont wanna say 'like his dad' but he said his dad would get mad and made him feel like shit#i was literally setting a reminder for something that I won't forget#i know im bad rn please be patient thats all i ask like i don't think i've done much bad#op#i want to cry please don't be mad at me#hhhhhh make the thoughts stop please#please please please please#trauma
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I should be productive today but I'm just gonna sit on the couch and try not to have an anxiety attack.
#stuff sarah says#hhhhhh i know if i push it off more itll just get worse#but it really is an out of frying pan into the fire situation#itll ease this anxiety but itll give me so much more#but 2019 is my year and im going to beat this#or at least like... get better with it#its not even the fear of confessing the sins exactly tho i dont like that#its the fear of fucking up the confession#whoch would void everything and id be even worse#and i know after this im going to be so paranoid about everything its already starting#gonna catch me crying on he floor unable to move again bc i went 45 in a 35 zone even tho its just corn fields and eveyone else is speeding#i hate my brain i would like a new one thanks
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something about bucky’s vibranium arm making you squirt just hhhhhh
Oh, nonnie. Bless you. I hope you like.x
word count: 863
warnings: finger sucking, oral f receiving, fingering, squirting
tags: @fuckandfluff @greeneyedblondie44
“Buck, please.”
It felt like the hundredth plea to leave your lips in the past thirty minutes. Bucky Barnes could do a lot of things, but his skills behind closed doors are your personal favorites. He knows your body almost as well as you do. Always knowing which angle to hit, which flick of the wrist, which twirl of the tongue makes your back arch and have you whimper for more.
He’s already made you cum three times from his mouth alone and he’s on a mission for a fourth. Legs spread wide on the king sized bed, one hand in his cropped hair, the other gripping the sheets, he’s eating you out like his life depends on it.
The moans keep coming as his tongue laps at your center. His scruff adorning his jaw giving you a delicious burn between your thighs.
Suddenly, he latches on to your sensitive bud. Sucking and nibbling at your bundle of nerves causing you to let out moan after moan. You’re crying by this point. You know you’ll be bruised from his onslaught.
“I can’t...too much.” you try to tell him, but he never listens.
He stops the assault with his mouth only to replace it with the pads of his fingers. He starts rubbing tight circles and you buck a little against the friction. Without stopping his movements, he looks up under his lashes at your trembling frame. “Too much?” he mocks. “C’mon. I know you can give me one more, pretty girl.”
He scoots up to lean over your face to brush your nose with his. “Tell me.” he says. “Tell me what you want, baby.”
You couldn’t muster a single coherent thought. Not when he’s watching you intensely fall apart from his ministrations on your clit. You remove his hand that’s occupying your wet heat and bring his fingers up to your mouth. Sticking your tongue out, you lap up your slick from his skin before enveloping thick digits between bitten lips.
Bucky moans at the sweet suction your mouth brings. He starts to fuck your throat with his fingers. Watching as you take each thrust like the big girl he knows you are. You release his fingers with a pop to tell him what you need from him. “Please." you plead. "Fuck me with your metal hand.”
Your admission makes his dick jump in the confines of his boxers. He was always fearful of his bionic arm. He accepted it, but never knew how others would react. You couldn’t get enough of it though and that always made Bucky love you just a little more each time you begged for it.
Not wasting another second, he shifts over to the right to bring his left hand down against your aching cunt. You jerk at the cool metal. It always soothed your burning skin, the feeling always giving you a sense of relief but, when he’s pushing his middle and ring finger inside your wet channel? It made you mad with want.
His pace is slow, dragging out little gasps here and there. Giving you just enough to find pleasure, but not enough to send you over the edge. He’s watching you with his head propped up in the hand that’s not currently working you into a frenzy. Bucky loves watching what he does to you. It’s a sick perversion he has, but he could care less when you look like a goddess when euphoria washes over you.
“Move faster, Bucky. M’ so close.” you pant. You move your hips in time with his hand. His palm bumps your clit with each thrust of his fingers. He obliged your request and started moving his prosthetic rapidly.
“Oh, god.” you grunt out. Your mouth hangs slack as he continues to beat into your pussy with such force it makes your chest bounce. He leans down to take a nipple between his teeth. His biting and sucking makes your pleasure come crashing against you ten fold.
Your hips halt their movement, they’re hovering above the bed as you're taking all of what Bucky has to give. The squeaks and squeals you’ve been letting out stop too. The pleasure is just too much. Your body is only after one thing...and that’s to cum.
Bucky releases your breast from his mouth to speak lowly against your ear, “I can feel you squeezin’ my fingers. Soak these sheets, baby.”
A few more harsh pumps of the wrist have your eyes rolling back and all your muscles pulling taut. Your voice breaks and finally a sound escapes. The scream that comes for you is animalistic. You feel your build up release. The liquid covers the navy sheets below and Bucky’s waist.
“Fuck me.” Bucky says. He never gets tired of overstimulating you till you're literally dripping down his hand. He watches as your high settles and your breathing evens out.
Still fogging from all your orgasms, you don’t even notice him discard his boxers and line himself up to your soaked entrance until his tip enters you. Your eyes snap open to meet his heavy gaze.
“Be a good girl and let me use you.”
#asks#sebastian stan#sebastian stan x reader#sebastian stan smut#bucky barnes#bucky barnes x reader#bucky barnes smut
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i was reading your newest work on hq boys moans, and i saw you said you have a list of the horsecocks of haikyuu. would you mind sharing said list? i’m kinda (i mean very) curious 🤍
hey angel ! i’m so glad you asked :D
warning: dick talk <3, mentions of breeding and creampies and cum eating and just cum in general, u might think im on crack while reading this
my top 10 biggest dicks of HQ going from big to bigger to biggest to LITERAL HORSECOCK (with my very good reasoning):
big dick energy plays into this a lot
coming in at TENTH, we have:
OIKAWA TOORU big
reason: he has big pretty dick energy. it’s kinda skinny but i hc it to be fucking LONG !!! literally look at his fingers ?? they’re huge 😩 tooru’s pretty dick is long enough to give ur cervix some soft kisses <3
in NINTH place:
KUROO TETSURO big
reason: something about him gives off big dick energy. maybe its the way he could probably recite the periodic table, but it’s big. like average girth, but his is long too AND slightly angled and hits the g spot v well. and it’s lowkey kinda pretty too <333 he just knows what he’s doing ++ timeskip him is hot as fuck, literally has a sir & daddy kink bc of his job
SEVENTH and EIGHTH are tied:
SAKUSA KIYOOMI & MIYA ATSUMU bigger
reason: THE ONLY REASON IS BECAUSE THIS IS MY PERFECT TAG TEAM LIKE I WANT TO GET RAILED BY BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME AND THEYRE PRETTY COMPETITIVE ME THINKS SO I FEEL LIKE THEYD BOTH JUST BE THE SAME SIZE.. HHHHHH SAKUSA HAS PRETTY DICK & HIS CUM TASTES BETTER BUT TSUMU HAS PRETTY BALLS AND NICE VEINS AND HIS CUM IS THICK SO IT FEELS RLLY GOOD WHEN HE CUMS IN U <//////33333
SIXTH prize winner:
MIYA OSAMU bigger
reason: we all know that samu’s is like half an inch bigger than tsumu’s. but this man has fucking breeder balls that are just… so heavy. he also cums a lot. like A LOT. just loves to fucking drain them using your pussy. big tits, big man, man big dick. very thick, very nice. very much has a #breeding kink too. just thought i should throw that out there.
FIFTH place— honorable mention #2:
oh my god. oh fuck oh my god
IWAIZUMI HAJIME biggest
reason: daddy . you guys know what i mean, i literally have no words. fat cock, above average girth and length. just above average. holy fucking shit he’s so hot i cant even think about him without wanting to cream my pants.
FOURTH place— honorable mention #1:
BOKUTO KOUTAROU biggest
reason: ok, u might think that he should be in the top three, but kou’s SO CLOSE ! like dude his cock is really, really, REALLY fat. me thinks he has the girthiest of all my bby boys. it’s just not as long! no, but actually, my top 5 boys could probably make you cum just by putting their dick in you. BOKUTO ESPECIALLY THO ! also mans can last at least 3 rounds so you better believe he’s gonna fuck you good with his big cock
THIRD is the one with the hairy chest: grade school rhymes im sorry
SUNA FUCKING RINTARŌ horsecock <3
reason: guys i’m not biased, i swear ! think about time skip, pro volleyball player suna rintarō. my god that man. you might say “oh, hes so skinny—“ literally stfu im not arguing this. suna has a horsecock, too. prettiest fucking dick ever. tip always flushed red, prominent veins u can run your tongue over, feels really big in ur hands. my god rintarō split me in half rn.
taking the silver medal at SECOND place:
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI horsecockkkkk <33
reason: man. look at him. you dont need to show anyone his dick, you already know it’s literally huge. you’d probably break in half. he literally has to prep you to the max to take him. almost took first place tbh !
AND AT THE NUMBER ONE SPOT, WE HAVE THE ONE, THE ONLY:
MATSUKAWA ISSEI (everyone cheered) HORSE COCKKKKKKK <333333333
reason: y’all can argue everything else, but this ? im not taking criticism. THIS MF RIGHT HERE HAS THE BIGGEST FUCKING HORSECOCK ? LIKE I WISH I COULD EXPLAIN ???? it’s FAT ! IT HURTS HE CAN BARLEY GET IT IN. like guys. im screaming and crying. its veiny, girthy, long just BIG… omg my heart hurts. he has a size kink <//3
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