#if he was my best friend i'd alr be planning on what to get him

[confusions-shed-of-ideas]

Ophilia's Chapter 1, Badly Summarised

(Yes I do plan on doing this for everyone and all their chapters at some point but shh be patient I haven't finished any chapter 4s yet beside one of them)

Ophilia: Hi I'm Ophilia Clement and I'm a sister at the Church of the Sacred Flame

Lianna: Hi I'm Lianna and I'm the archbishop's daughter

Ophilia: Hello Lianna!

Lianna: Hello Ophilia! May the Sacred Flame light your path

Ophilia: You too!

Lianna: Oh boy I have to do the pilgrimage soon

Lianna: Ah I shouldn't worry about it I'm sure it'll all go fine!

*Insert foreshadowing*

Ophilia: Wow you're so cool, I can't believe you can do all of this by yourself

Lianna: Well I have you and everyone else at the cathedral to support me and I'm very grateful for it

Ophilia: You are??

Lianna: Yes!!

Ophilia: *happy sister noises*

Lianna: *also happy sister noises*

Lianna: Aight let's go see Father

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Lore time! A long time ago there were 13 gods who created the world and humanity and stuff but this one god called Galdera was like "nah I'm not gonna govern them from afar guess what I'm EVIL now" and all the other gods were like "oh no Galdera's evil now" and so there's an epic fight and Aelfric the Flamebringer seals Galdera away with magic fire and now the Sacred Flame exists to protect the people. Yay!

Ophilia: Hello Your Excellency

Archbishop Josef: Ophilia you're my adopted daughter you can call me Father

Ophilia: Okay Your Excellency!

Archbishop Josef:

Ophilia: Anyways I just want to thank you for taking me in when I was an orphan I'll be forever grateful for you Your Excellency

Lianna: C'mon Ophilia we're family you don't have to thank us for simply being here with you

Ophilia: *happy Ophilia noises*

Archbishop Josef: Okay Lianna so now we need to talk about your pilgrimage. You have to find the First Flame in the Cave of Origin and bring its embers around to the other churches to spread the light. This is called the Kindling btw

Lianna: Okay Father

Archbishop Josef: A lot of people have died on this journey because it is very dangerous

Lianna: 👁👄👁

Archbishop Josef: But dw I'm sure you can do it I believe in you

Archbishop Josef: *starts coughing*

Ophilia and Lianna: omg Father/Your Excellency are you alright??

Archbishop Josef: Yeah lol dw about it I'm just getting old

Ophilia and Lianna: Oh alr. But let us take care of everything because you should get some rest.

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*Later*

Lost child: Oh no I'm lost in the church where's my mom

Ophilia: Don't worry I'll help you find your mom

*Legit just walks outside the church because video game logic*

Ophilia: There I found her

Lost child: Yay mother! Thank you Sister Ophilia

Lost child's mom: Thank you Sister Ophilia

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*Back at the cathedral*

Mattias: Hi my name's Mattias and I'm a trader here to find His Excellency the Archbishop I'm totally not sus btw ^^

Ophilia: What an honour to meet you, my name is Ophilia!

Mattias: Oh so you're Sister Ophilia I've heard so much about you your dad talks a lot about you and your sister y'know

Mattias: Also I'm here to help your sister for the Kindling

Cleric: SISTER OPHILIA IT'S A DISASTER THE ARCHBISHOP HAS COLLAPSED

Ophilia: OH NO WHAT

Ophilia: I'M SORRY MATTIAS I HAVE TO GO NOW

Mattias: Don't worry about me go help the Archbishop

Mattias: *stares at the screen ominously as he walks away*

(No seriously he was doing that and he had a little thought bubble above his head too and all)

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Cleric: Okay so the Archbishop is very sick rn we should let him rest

Lianna: Oh wait I still have to do the Kindling

Lianna: But my dad's dying

Lianna: I need fresh air for a moment brb

Ophilia: I know she says she needs fresh air but I should help her

*Outside*

Lianna: My dad is dying and I have to do the pilgrimage and I don't know if I'll ever see him again what do I dooooooooooo

Ophilia's inner monologue time, GO!

My sister has always been my best friend. Ever since I lost my parents and came to stay with the Archbishop, I always thought that I'd be alone forever, lost in a world of ever growing darkness without light to see my own path. Then, Lianna came. She was the one who guided me to the light. she showed me her favourite place in town, and she taught me that I wasn't alone. I was her family. I would never be alone as long as I had those to guide me, and in turn I would guide them, away from the sorrows which trap us and towards the light... Now, I must help her too

Ophilia: *internally* Wait what if I do the pilgrimage for her so she can stay by our father's side

Ophilia: Yeah that seems like a good idea

Ophilia: Even if it’s a super bad sin to go there without permission

Ophilia: Cave of Origin, here I come!

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*At the cave*

Guardian of the First Flame: Yo what up if you call yourself the flambringer then you must prove your worth

Ophilia: What

*Epic boss battle commences*

Ophilia: Oh yay we won

Ophilia: I guess I can take Aelfric's lanthorn now and do pilgrimage stuff

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*Back at the church*

Lianna: Ophilia omg where have you been we were all so worried

Archbishop Josef: *coughing noises* Hello girls please don't be too worried I will be fine soon

*Foreshadowing*

Archbishop Josef: Anyways about the Kindling

Ophilia: Yeah about that...

Ophilia: I kind of went ahead and... did it

Lianna: You what

Archbishop Josef: You what

Achrbishop Josef: Lianna please leave the room I need to talk to your sister for a moment

Lianna: You aren’t going to punish her right

Archbishop Josef: Dw about it I just need to talk

Lianna: Alright then Father please take care of yourself *leaves*

Archbishop Josef: You did it so Lianna could stay by my side right

Ophilia: Yes Your Excellency forgive me for I have sinned-

Archbishop Josef: Aight y'know what I think we can roll with this let's go tell the others that Ophilia's doing it now

Archbishop Josef: Also I haven't told Lianna this yet but I think I'm gonna die soon

Ophilia: Wait what? But Father-

Archbishop Josef: Now go, my child, journey forth to do the Kindling

Archbishop Josef: Oh hey she called me Father

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*With the traders, probably*

(This doesn't actually happen I thought it'd be funny)

Trader: Hey guys did you hear that Sister Ophilia's doing the Kindling now?

Mattias: She's what-

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

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I'm so sorry for this

#idk what made me do this #i was bored okay #i will be back for more #cyrus will be next #this one wasn't even that funny #what was i thinking #octopath traveler #octopath chapters badly summarised #ophilia clement #octopath ophilia #confusion tries and fails to be funny