#if i had one

[anxious-lee]

the way I want to tickle someone for hours on end 😩

#this ler mood is killing me slowly rn #much like how i would slowly kill a lee with tickles #IF I HAD ONE #tickle #tickles #tickling #ticklish #tickle community #lee talks #ler mood

[spooky-b1tch]

mutuals can throat my dick btw

#if i had one #or my strap yeah that works #shut up lexi

[figuring-it-all-out]

I’ll always be salty about this.

#Genderfluid #Gender Fluid #Genderfluid Loki #Loki #Nonbinary #Meme #Mine #If I Had One

[hongjoongpresent]

Thank you so much @changbeens for tagging me to do my year in review 2023 this way!

RULES: give your 2023 music review by showing your fave boy group, fave girl group, fave soloists, fave debut and most played song of the year, then tag some friends to do theirs!

I tag @blonde-riwoo @hwangelbaby @5racha

can't think of who else to tag but if you see this post honestly consider yourself tagged to do it <3

#tag game #gif challenge #maskgifs #flashing tw #no these gifs aren't the same size. cope #this is where I would put my hidoi otoko MV gif #IF I HAD ONE #this was really fun!!! #I could have put more time into these but I didn't feel like it

[gethoce]

Our Arthurs should fight. I do the recording, you do the cheering. The teacher will never know.

Heiadoze: The winner gets to go to the Necromancer, too, just on a later date. ~

#kirby oc #heiadoze #sir arthur #kirby #kirby series #gethoce kirby art #I would have used my sona instead... #IF I HAD ONE #The only worse person to meet than Arthur is another Arthur <3 #Didn't think I'd make that many Arthur posts in a row but oh well #answered ask

[calcynthe]

Leave Tumblr? What other weird corner of the internet could I theoretically post about my Mareth (Corruptions of Champions) AU and puppet-theater cast of OCs?

#my posts #corruption of champions #CoC #you know #theoretically #if I had one

[hyperdemona]

When will I get my worshipful moid husband u_u

#If I had one #I'd treat him real niceys #Still find time to cuddle w him after getting home from work #Buy him treats and cute clothes etc

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I had three problems at 9pm this evening

I am not feeling very well and could do with an early bed

Due to a communication error* we have too many carrots

The dog needs an end of night walk no earlier than 9:30

* my cold related sore voice Vs. the husbands cold related stuffy ears

Do I?

A. Take the dog out slightly early but go a longer route, get to bed nice and early, ready to deal with the carrot surplus in the morning

B. Munch on a carrot for half an hour, take the dog out at the earliest time, everyone in bed for 10pm

C. Spend 3hrs making carrot lentil soup, share a bowl of soup with the dog after a midnight walk

#Hint: it's 1am and I am full of soup #This is where I would put my poll #IF I HAD ONE

[ganja-hq]

Gender W:

My assistant, while filling out a form today, paused and just kinda stared at me for a bit and went "uh,, gender? They got inter, diverse and n/a". I've never told her I'm Retarded Of Gender™ and all my documents just say F so I gotta assume this question was based on vibes

#ganja's diary #those options are insane btw #(i picked n/a) #i collect moments like this in a little box that i keep where my gender would go #if i had one #I've decided the f on my ID stands for fucked up

[the-cooler-newton]

y'know maybe cops, doctors, and politicians shouldn't be the only people who get their jobs romanticized. maybe I wanna watch a tv show from like 2017 by the BBC set in 1830 about the body snatchers that illegally provided medical schools with cadavers for students to practice on. I want there to be a medical student at the school who's secretly a girl. I want there to be a gay romance subplot between one of the bodysnatchers and one of the med students. I want there to be some street urchin who no-one seems to know the gender of and its never revealed. I want it to be riddled with witty but probably inaccurate period-piece dialogue. I want a criminal underground. I want class commentary. I want everyone to be wearing suits and top hats n shit. I want it to be kinda funny. i want it to have a 3 seasons (but the third season isn't as good because it took itself too seriously and tried to be Profound instead of just being fun). I can see it so clearly. give it to me.

#heres where id put my BBC Bodysnatchers tag #IF I HAD ONE #i keep thinking about this but every time i do #i think of some new element to add #its getting out of hand #this is too much brain power committed to an idea i got from a puppet history episode #to speak of stories #waffling

[shadeswift99]

I was looking over your hels stuff and had a question: what's up with Joe's hels?

Off the top of my head? Not the faintest idea. It's been a really long time since I've worked on any Hels stuff 😅... Is there a post or a fic that prompted this question specifically? If I saw that it might be enough to jog my memory on any ideas I might have had earlier

#ask #i know i had vague ideas for a lot of the Hels hermits but i don't remember what my thing with Joe was specifically #if i had one

[thesebloodydays]

The Waterloo chapters are taking me a really long time to read because

1: I suck at architectural and military vocabulary and looking at the English translation is not really helping me, either.

2: I have a terrible sense of direction and I am horrible with maps and geography in general.

3: I keep googling things and end up going down wikipedia rabbit holes.

#les mis letters #here is where I would consult my unabridged Swedish translation #IF I HAD ONE

[el-im]

i'm gonna need a bigger boat

#if i had one #i'd go out on the ocean #and if i had a pony #i'd ride him on my boat #captain's log

[burgerspeople]

people whose digestive systems can handle sugar free coffee creamer are not to be fucked with

#sugar free creamer makes me explode basically #might as well drink miralax and eat tacos #the one time I tried it I quickly realized it was a colossal mistake #That would be the plot for my bobs poop plot episode #if I had one

[undead-knick-knack]

FCG be like

#critical role #cr3 #cr c3 #critical role campaign 3 #fcg #cr fresh cut grass #bells hells #bell's hells #soul #souls #if i had one #cr memes #cr shitpost #courtesy of me

[angelshimaa]

he's so cute with his pretty eyes and his little dorky smile and his adorable laugh and his dumb sense of humour

#hes SO my type #if i had one #— rambles ⋆·ʚ⁺