#if i say they’re different Why would u argue with me

[pannyacottafugo]

i can’t imagine fugo and sheila e in a romantic relationship like fugonara is like fun and cute and we fight but then kiss and make up :) but sheila would probably vomit if fugo tried to give her a hug

#they’re best friends though !!!!!!!! #they argue and then fugo is like ‘i’m sorry’ and reaches out to apologise and she just panics and is like ‘GIORNO SOMETHINGS WRONG.’ #he walks out to show her a new outfit and she gags #sheila tries to do her makeup and shows fugo and he pulls this face ☹️ #u know? it’s like that #but in a best friends kind of way like they’re always hanging out together all the time but if u ask either of them if they like each other #they’re like ‘no i hate them’ #they will be mean to each other but then join forces when they get to be mean to someone else together #i think they watch tv together and make snarky commentary the entire time #me and the best friend who can’t show affection #sheila is homophobic but only after she finds out fugo is dating giorno #proudly biphobic sheila e (specifically directed at fugo and no one else) #‘i’m going on a date with giorno’ ‘why would you tell me that :/‘ #in saying all of this i’ll gladly eat up fugosheila content bc there’s so little phf let alone fugo and sheila e content so i’ll take it #i only say fugonara bc i think sheila and fugo have a similar-ish dynamic in a lot of ways but also very different #i can’t explain it but something something sheila reminds fugo of having narancia around and something something that’s significant #wow me leaving the entire post in the tags is awesome tbh what ??

[saetoru]

✩ ‧₊˚ ✩。MISSED — CYNO.

contents. gn! reader, birthday kissies 4 the bday boy, established relationship, morning cyno = soft cyno, slight hints at his past / allusions to being an akademiya test subject, more kissies 4 the bday babie <3

notes. happy birthday to the man i quite literally started genshin for. i love you king. you are hilarious don’t let anyone tell u ur not >:(

cyno wakes up to a trail of kisses along his cheek, then his nose, then—to his disappointment—his forehead. his lips twitch into a frown and his eyes are still closed as he murmurs, “you missed a spot.”

“oh, i didn’t realize you were awake,” you say in mock surprise, “how lovely of you to join me.”

“do you plan on getting the spot you missed?” he finally cracks his eyes open, meeting yours as he stares at you expectantly. and, well—it’s his birthday after all, so you giggle and lean in, pecking his lips a few times before kissing him slowly.

“happy birthday,” you hum, brushing hair from his face.

not many people get to see the general mahamatra without his head piece, much less without his bangs covering his face. but you? you get to wake up to this—sleepy eyes and messy hair, sun kissing the tanned skin and leaving a honeyed afterglow, that rare relaxed expression on his usually serious face.

you grin, cupping his cheeks and squeezing them slightly as you murmur, “has anyone ever told you how adorable you are?”

“no,” he says in amusement, “you’d be the first. they’re usually a bit intimidated.”

“i don’t see it,” you tease, “enlighten me great general mahamatra—why would anyone be intimidated by you?”

“perhaps because they don’t understand my jokes,” he sighs, “which is a shame. they’re pretty good.”

“i don’t know about that one,” you giggle softly. he raises a brow, and if you didn’t know any better, you might say cyno is pouting—just a little, though.

“you laugh at them,” he points out.

“well, that’s because you’re my boyfriend,” you grin, earning a crinkle in his brows, “it’s my duty to laugh at them.”

“a pity laugh is hardly your duty,” he huffs, hands squeezing your hips as your chin rests on his chest. you hum, pressing another trail of kisses along his collarbone, along the faint scars that litter his skin. “you missed a spot again.”

you giggle, thumb stroking over a thin, jagged mark on his chest. cyno is no stranger to old wounds, to the faint marks that paint over the softest parts of him. the most vulnerable.

he tells you about them, sometimes—when it’s dark and lonely at night, when it’s easy for nightmares to crawl into the sutures of his skin. but then he’s reminded that there’s still a body beside him when your hand reaches for his. so he tells you, quietly with his lips against your forehead as you listen, sharing the stories behind every lingering mark—some from the hard battles for justice, and some from darker moments in his past, ones that remind you that knowledge isn’t always wisdom.

not when it costs so much, not when it bleeds along the skin of the youth.

“i guess you do make a good joke here and there,” you admit, “or maybe i just have a poor sense of humor.”

“it can’t be poor if you laugh at my humor,” he insists, sighing softly when your lips meet his neck, trailing up until you find his jaw.

“it’s a good thing you’re pretty,” you murmur against his skin, pecking the corner of his mouth, “at least you make up for not being funny.”

“i am funny,” he argues, glaring at you when your lips barely conceal the grin they fight back, “i’ll prove it. what’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?”

“don’t,” you groan, “please don’t—”

“attire.” you close your eyes and sigh—he takes it as a chance to explain. “get it? attire like your clothes? and a tire, because tricycles have an extra tire? it’s like a play on—”

“i got it,” you snort, “you don’t have to explain.”

“see? you laughed?” he says proudly, earning a huff from you as you slap his chest lightheartedly.

“that wasn’t a laugh at your joke,” you roll your eyes, “i was laughing at how bad it was.”

he doesn’t seem to believe you—and you don’t think you mind. maybe you do think he’s a bit funny here and there, but you can’t let him know, not when it enables him even more. so instead, you go back to leaving tender kisses along his jaw, celebrating every year he’s blessed you with as you press your lips against him, seeping warmth into every crevice and every corner you can find along his skin.

“we should get up,” he mumbles—but his body betrays his words when his eyes close and he tilts his head to give your better access. “i’ll be late.”

“no,” you whine, “it’s your birthday, can’t you go in late on your birthday?”

“that’s not how that works,” he chuckles, “you can’t have your cake and eat it too—”

“okay, never mind,” you roll off of him, “you can go.”

but he catches you with an arm curled around you, pulling you back into his chest as he smiles brightly at you. it’s soft, the corners of his lips, the way his eyes stare into yours, the way his hands grasp you. everything about him is soft—from the way he holds you to the way he loves. in a short bit, he’ll leave your home as the general mahamatra, hard and strict and ever so serious—but he comes back home to you as cyno, gentle and kind and just a little bit lame with those corny jokes of his.

and you love him—through the scattered scars and harsh battles, through the gentle smiles and soft touches, through the cheesy jokes and lengthy explanations.

maybe you can have your cake and eat it too. maybe anything’s possible with cyno.

“you still missed a spot,” he insists. and it’s his birthday, so you decide to lean down and press your lips to his, slow and happy and desperately in love.

“did i get it?”

“i don’t know,” he pretends to think, “try again.”

so you do, again, and again, and again.

hi guys i spent all of the last few days reading fics about cyno being a test subject at the akademiya to study hermanubis until cyrus shuts it down and adopts him and this is my new truth. i love him so dearly and i love cyrus for taking in that lil boy i’m going to sob and scream and die

#teepods.writings #drabbles. #cyno x reader #cyno x you #cyno fluff #genshin x reader #genshin x you #genshin fluff #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact x you #genshin impact fluff

[h0r0gur4mu]

everyone who writes and supports miles smut can block me, that includes 42 btw.

PLEASE SHARE THIS TO ANYONE WHO SUPPORTS AGED UP MINORS (SPECIFICALLY MILES MORALES)

TW: BELOW THE CUT IS DISCUSSION OF P//DO, UNDERAGE CONTENT. (I don’t go too far into detail but I know some people have been affected by it).

elaboration on why aging up (for sexual purposes) is bad

miles is canonically 15 and dont even pull that “he’s aged up” shit with me cause you know damn well on aged up fanfics they use pictures of CANON MILES. so its pretty obvious u have the teen in your mind. and you know what the ones that are around his age are annoying too but it doesnt put nearly of a bad taste in my mouth as the GROWN ASS ADULTS who make that shit.

and btw dont go and say “oh, it’s hormones and plus miles has hormones” and to that i have to say:

1. if you are a child who likes miles like that, fine, deal with that shit in private tho. you posting s*xual content of a minor is catering to creepy adults online

2. if you’re an adult saying that shit then i can say nothing less that you have the mindset of a groomer. You’re not very far from the mfs who say that “teenage girls are at their ripe age at 16.” you as an adult SHOULD NOT be using teenagers having hormones to your advantage and excuse. That’s disgusting.

“they’re just a fictional character” 😟 can you get a grip? go outside. Miles is a fictional character who is BUILT and DESIGNED to look like a teenager. And astv aint that unrealistic that you can say he’s ambiguous. He’s not. And even if he was he does activities that I do as a teen—I go to high school, I’m nervous about my future—miles is literally a relatable teen, as he was designed to be.

“Then stop looking for the smut posts.” I DONT NEED TO! It infiltrates my ASTV tag and at times the Hobie Brown tags too. You act like your tags aren’t public. If someone wanted to read a Miles fic that was normal fluff they would have to scroll through some smut too!

anyway thats all and dont even both coming up in my comments and reposts throwing a hissy fit you niggas r weird asf and can block me. maybe then id see less weird shit on my tag page. do us all a favor and log off.

+ Update: His ages from any other media isn’t a valid excuse. If you were clearly writing for canon adult miles you wouldn’t have astv miles as the icons and astv as the tag.

+ Update: Miles is CANONICALLY 15 in the first movie, and somewhere in the last movie he was YOUNGER. As mentioned above, mentioning other media as an excuse is bs when in the movies your writing for (itsv, atsv) he’s clearly a minor.

+ The thing that pisses me off the most is how ya’ll act like the people who are uncomfortable are weird. Are you not writing s*xual content about a 15 year old on a daily basis? please.

+ Fiction DOES affect reality. Why do you think people have nightmares after horror? Why does a sad film make people cry? Why does a deep movie change perspective?

+ In the scene where Miles argues with his parents, he says something along the lines of “I’m 15!!!” So if you think he’s not underage, you either didn’t pay attention or don’t have google. Plus what 18 year old discusses college that late? (without any other discussions prior?)

+ if you like little boys stop tryna hide that you like little boys it makes you even more manipulative and gross. no but in all seriousness telling minors that behavior is okay has gotta be SOME form of grooming on a more subtle scale. sorry if that’s too bold for ya’ll but as someone who’s been tricked into thinking content like this was okay when I was younger, I can confirm that this isn’t okay.

+ If to prove character that’s canonically a minor isn’t one you have to pull up seven different source materials that barely correlate to the one you write for, that character is still a fucking minor! It’s giving “she’s actually 3000!!!” when she looks 8.

yeah. kay bye!!!

#astv x reader #miles morales x reader #42!miles x reader #42!miles morales x reader #earth 1610 miles x you #aged up miles #hobie brown x reader #miles is 15 #miles morales smut

[brokestrapmountain]

dinluke hcs because im holding out for them in s3

-neither of them are big spoons/little spoons. they both like to hold and be held

-going back to that, luke is a literal ice cube and din is a human furnace. they’re both pissed about it sometimes when cuddling because “din get off of me im already sweating”

-they have a lot of little silly arguments and make borderline offensive jokes about the others culture that is literally only allowed for one another

-that is to say tho… they don’t seriously argue a lot, but when they do it’s a fucking disaster

-either one of them goes off planet for a few days just to brood while the other considers burning their clothes

-it’s always about cultural differences within raising grogu. it happens mostly in the early stages of their relationship because they’re Bad at communicating at first

-while they work through their differences, the arguments lessen and they aren’t as intense

-luke has never learned how to fistfight. why should he? he can crush someone’s windpipe with his mind. din changes that

-“i don’t see why this is necessary training. im never going to be in a situation where i resort to using my fists”

-“sounds like you’re afraid im gonna kick your ass”

-“do you WANT me to throw you at the wall?”

-luke trains din with his darksaber. duh.

-they spar a lot. sometimes it’s to release pent up stress and emotions, other times it’s for fun, a lot of the times they end up having sex on the training mats

-luke wins almost every time except for when they go hand to hand, though din puts up a good fight and luke is always impressed

-SLOWWWW BURN before their relationship is established. they’re a little wary of each other at first, borderline slight dislike. but slowly din starts cooking for luke.. luke is offering to train him with his saber.. they’re opening up about their shared experiences with their messy religions.. they have a couple of drinks together.: the force starts to sing around them..

-back to the cooking thing. luke is used to sandy flavorless meals back on tatooine from his childhood and shitty protein bars from the rebellion. din has grown up around spices and intricate dishes from his covert. so when din starts cooking, luke is OBSESSED with his food, even if his spice tolerance is really bad. he holds back his tears at the start. then he gets used to it

-he asks din if he could replicate a recipe his aunt beru would make. of course, he agrees, despite feeling slightly under pressure to make it. it doesn’t taste exactly the same, he doesn’t remember how his aunt perfected it— but it still gave him that same familiar feeling of unconditional love and adoration

-din loves cooking for luke. anything he could do to show his appreciation and love for him, he’ll do it. he’s an act of service kinda guy

-later in their friendship din tells luke the fragmented stories about his childhood living in the village. about how his mother used to craft dolls and his father was a carpenter.

-“they would be so proud of you, din” and he starts to breakdown

if u wanna hear more drop some ideas <3

#dinluke #din djarin #luke skywalker

[allhappyandgay]

am I the only one who doesn’t think steve actually liked robin romantically? if you think about it he denied it the whole season while dustin pushed him onto her, which is a call back to how mike was pushed onto el in s1 until he figured that’s what he should want, that he should like her, which i think is the conclusion steve might’ve also come to with robin. idk it just didn’t seem very genuine when he said it, he gave reasons before for why they don’t fit together romantically, they have major platonic best friend dynamic (I think elmike is more of a sibling dynamic but it still works), and the qualities he named when he was saying why he liked her were all very platonic compliments imo.

(one could argue they work both platonically and romantically but he didn’t say anything about her looks or stuff like that which people (especially steve) usually would in that type of confession like “you’re the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen yadayadayada” idfk lol something along those lines)

also he just didn’t seem sad at all when she told him other than realizing that she was gay which I think was a whole other deal, he wasn’t sad she was gay cuz then they couldn’t be together, he was processing robin coming out to him in the 80’s as someone who’s called ppl homophobic slurs lol.

also if you see stobin like mileven their relationships parallel each other very well possibly foreshadowing milevens fate

these pictures next to each other are very telling if you apply what i’ve said to them, they both have a closeted gay character (robin and mike) and then a character who supposedly likes said gay character (steve and el) only difference is mileven has been together for a while and stobin never did because robin came out to steve instead of going along with it and (possibly) using him as a beard which does make sense for several reasons one being that they’re older so they’re more mature and robin has come to terms with her sexuality already. plus if you consider the above screenshots, two slowburn/‘will they won’t they’ romances which one of is already canon and I can’t begin to list the amount of joyce/mike parallels…

also we know how steve is sort of trying to fill a space with almost any girl, he just wants to be in a relationship so when he seems bummed he and robin can’t be together in s4 it seems more like he would see her as an option just because she’s there, if she wasn’t gay.

anyways I don’t think steve or el actually like mike or robin that way! I haven’t rewatched s3 in forever tho so maybe this is wrong but I just can’t see steve actually having liked robin ever. PLEASE ARGUE WITH ME ABOUT IT IF U HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION OR I FORGOT ANYTHING THAT WOULD CONTRADICT THIS I WANNA TALK ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!

The End

#byler #anti mileven #mileven is bones #robin and steve #stranger things #byler analysis #platonic stobin #gay mike wheeler #platonic elmike #elmike #st parallels

[our-summer-is-winter]

After he clicks "post", Light stares into the screen a few seconds. Usually he isn’t the type of guy who would fish for attention, because he never has to - his blog isn’t very popular, but he has his own trusted circle here and even though their interactions were rather sparse, he very rarely was experiencing “I must not reply to the bad take” syndrome. So why is he doing that? It’s not his style. One could argue that asking if he is annoying was making him, well, annoying. Very bad move.

In a hot minute he decides - fuck it - he’s going to delete the post, pretend it never existed, but he notices it’s too late - someone already rebloged the post. @strawberry_killer. Of course it’s fucking Beyond (that was the name guy put into his bio - “ayo!!! u can call me beyond or birthday!!! whatev pronuons!!!! interests: homestuck, dragon ball, y2k!!! (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)⁠♥ ily uwu”), who else could it be. The one guy who is on Tumblr 24/7, constantly broadcasting his own mental breakdown, arguing with discourse posts with two notes, and very proudly and forwardly unemployed. It’s not like he hates this guy, they’re mutuals after all, and he isn’t dumb, just a little bit weird, but he can be so obnoxious at times.

He even left some tags. Feeling like he’s about to witness a car crash, Light takes a peek.

Oh, for god’s sake.

But honestly, who should he blame? It was his own fault. He should’ve turned the reblogs off. Or rather just shut up.

It’s so hard to talk about your feelings directly though. Especially when you’re hurt.

Everything started a few days ago, when he saw L vagueposting. And, after initial shock, Light had no doubt - L was posting about him. They never were mutuals, Light just followed L’s blog - L was so called “big blog”, well known from his very in detail analysis about basically anything, being knowledgeable in many fields (his main hobby seemed to be totally DESTROYING fearmongering people in the notes of their own posts), and while he was also quite controversial due some of his views (he got in hot water for saying that progressive spaces should not pander to working class and for loudly announcing that he doesn’t care about labor rights because those people are probably all Trump voting Rednecks anyway) and for being very sarcastic and not really friendly, his posts always got at least 5k notes without even trying.

He was also Light’s Tumblr crush, but of course L couldn’t know this.

Light really wanted to make him notice him. He was sending him asks. Adding interesting (Light hoped) things under his posts, with many citations, because if you put a citation or two everything looks more scientific and smart, Light was thinking. When this failed, he tried to make his online persona slightly more edgy and confrontational, because he was feeling like that’s something L would like, but he failed. It wasn’t really unusual that L didn’t notice him, after all this guy probably had like a few thousand followers, but it was making Light sad.

Sometimes Light was thinking it’s ridiculous. He got a crush on guy he never even seen (L never posted any selfies), and who he barely even knew. But he was powerless - whenever he had some free time his thoughts were drifting to L, and he started to imagine how could he be in real life, even though the only things he knew about him was: 1) he was in his late 20’s, 2) he was Japanese but living in UK, 3) so intelligent and so well spoken and so sassy and so cool without even trying. He also wasn’t noticing him at all.

Until now, of course.

When Light Yagami saw this post, his world stopped.

It was about Light. No doubt. He indeed tried to have some small talk with L, and he talked about green tea. Mainly because he was a tea lover himself. He was actually really knowledgeable about different types of tea and herbs. It would be too far fetched to say it's a coincidence.

Light felt so humiliated and ashamed, although he was also mad at himself. Yeah, he should know better. How could he make such a fool of himself? He was on the verge of deactivating, because what was left? His online blogging experience was destroyed forever.

He didn’t, though. But he spent almost three days feeling extremely sad, even though he didn't say anything to anyone. And now this poll, made only because he acted before he could think.

He sees another person. @.misaaa didn’t reblog a thing, but she’s in his comments, tagging him.

She was a nice girl, but Light really isn’t in the mood now. He replies:

He considers turning the reblogs off, but fuck it, he can’t even brace himself to care enough.

___

He only sets poll time for twenty four hours, but it’s a moderate success, with 40 notes and lots of people telling him nice things. He feels extremely awkward - people shouldn't do this only because they feel sorry for him - but he can’t deny it feels good when people compliment him. But the poll closes, and he stops thinking about it - until, few days later, he sees L posted… Something. He’s the only blog that he has notifs for on, and there it is:

Light wants to say something he knows he would regret, argue with him in the notes, but when he wants to do so, the post is gone. He must realize maybe it should had stay in the drafts and deleted it.

After feeling sad for a while, Light opens L’s blog again. He’s greeted by familiar black and white layout, minimalistic font, barely any photos. He clicks “unfollow” and then “block”.

Life goes on.

#okay listen i know it's rather a poor quality but i made it with google photos okay #no usernames because I couldn't find any font in photo editor that didn't look out of place and ridiculous #it isn't based on any real Tumblr people. if there are any similarities it's accidental #happy aprils fool and all #also there's no grammar because. there just never were

[carronyaflowers]

those people are setting themselves to disappointment because red bull would never sign with him 😭 even tho i think charles is not renewing with ferrari i don't think he will go to rbr😕

ooh i have mixed feelings about this actually because i enjoy so much of these different narratives and is also delulu:

Charles' martyrdom with ferrari. Boy bleeds red and there's also the fact that ever since he was a child (or so he says for PR benefit) it was always the red car for him, and of course there was the connection with jules and his papa, and how overall, ferrari seems like such an important part of his life, and despite all these hardships and downfalls, there's just something so compelling about a mouse staying in a big red car carrying all its history and legacy. And despite it being too big for him, the mouse also became much bigger than it. IDK there's just such a feeling of being meant to be in them.

But also, I need him to leave that failteam so much. He's being wasted there. They're supposed to be this big glorious team but I haven't seen that team anywhere these past years. They're so unserious the collective of chirlies (gn) in tumblr and twitter could probably handle that team better.

So if he's to leave, where would he go? Right now, there's four big teams that'd be (or potentially be good enough) to fight for wins, for championships. But honestly, ferrari as we see is not there, I think mclaren could be there but not yet, so that leaves us with merc and rb.

In theory, should lewis suddenly retire, charles could go there

But BUT IT'D BE MUCH JUICIER FOR HIM TO GO TO RB

So yeah, this point really goes to me being delulu. But also consider that Charles is argued to be one of the few drivers that could actually keep up with Max and that's with a shitbox (and this was also referenced from interviews with Max himself, Christian and even Helmut ) (i'm sorry that i won't be able to provide vids but trust on my delulu mind that there's references to that somewhere i know it). And Charles' and Max's driving styles are extremely compatible so engineering the car won't be too much of a problem (see @il-predestinato essay on this (i'm sorry again for the lack of link i'll maybe edit this tomorrow morning or after my exams next week if u have the patience). And i don't think rb would be opposed to having a talented naturally fast driver.

As from Charles' point of view, why don't we think charles may choose rb should he leave? Questioned this, i immediately remembered @drivestraight on the limit fic, especially this part:

After a long moment of silence, Max finally speaks up. “You want to know what I really think about you moving to Mercedes?”

Interested, Charles replies, “I asked you for a reason.”

Max takes a moment to collect his thoughts before he replies, “Mercedes are good, better than Ferrari, for sure, but they’re not your style.”

Charles lifts a brow. “And what’s my style?”

Max grins, effervescent. “On the limit.”

Charles laughs. On the limit, huh? High praise, especially coming from Max. “Maybe I should call Christian. See if he’d give me Checo’s seat,” he jokes.

so yeah, i just think that at the end of the day, a driver would want a team that could provide him the car that would let him show his speed, let him challenge for wins, and might even get him a championship

TL;DR: I think that at the end of the day, I really just want to see Charles in a car deserving of him, and should that be with ferrari or rb or any other team, i don't think i'll care much (of course i'll care who am i kidding but really it won't be that much bc i'm a charles fan first, f1 second), as long as he's happy with his decisions and he gets to drive his heart out.

DISCLAIMER: Bestie, idk if this made sense at all, i'm sick, i've been studying for an exam and my mind is honest to god filled with theories and writings in the social sciences (please i have a love hate relationship with pedagog of the oppressed and origin of the family bc theyre a pain to read and a headache but they're also such good readings) but keeping up with these charles contract discussions have been a joy and anxiety hehe so yeah that's my thoughts on that and the essays on the lestappen gate 2023 tag might be more coherent and make more sense but yeah thank you for the ask, it was great to have these thoughts out even tho they prolly did not write well as i'm in this state

#charles leclerc #lestappen gate 2023 #carronya.asks

[doyouevenshipbr0]

incoming hot take/rant about natsu and his romantic pairings and his understanding of love

gonna say something thats gonna get me in trouble

natsu has more objectively romantic moments (and i would even dare to say romantic chemistry) with lisanna than lucy.

now, with that being said, i like n*lu more than i like n*li (i do still like n*li tho. dont know why pol hate it sm. its cute!). but like. on a romantic level, natsu has veryyyyy little moments w lucy. he has way more emotional, powerful, and deep moments with lucy. but they’re not romantic.

but as its been shown especially in 100 yq, natsu doesnt really have a grasp on romantic love. he doesn’t get flustered or blush around lucy (for the most part), he doesn’t understand that lucy clearly has romantic feelings for him, and i think the most obvious piece of evidence of this is in 100 yq when that lady (please forgive me i rly have a hard time keeping up w all the villains) cast that spell that made snow dolls out of “the woman held closest in ur heart” or whatever. for gray, just juvia appeared. for natsu, literally every girl in ft appeared.

i just feel like even in the very small moments natsu and lisanna have, and as insignificant as they are in recent ft, natsu always seems a little nervous/shy. at least in old ft. now, its also very obvious that these moments of awkward natsu who may or may not have a crush on lisanna are waaaaaay less frequent now. but in the very beginning of ft when we first learn ab lisanna was literally the most romantic interaction ive seen natsu have with anyone. and i would argue this is the most romantic interaction his character has EVER had. in the whole series.

now, im not an idiot. i know nalu will be end game. as they should be!!! they have arguably the strongest bond of literally anyone in the whole show. u cannot deny their insane compatibility and how they just make sense! i also know that natsu loves lucy more than ANYONE (ok maybe other than happy. theyre prob tied). but i think natsu doesn’t differentiate this from romantic love. YET.

i think something will definitely go down where natsu has this huge revelation that he not only loves lucy but is IN love with her.

but for right now, the most romantic interest natsu has expressed with another person is lisanna. im standing by that.

there should also be something said for the fact i feel like mashima dumbed natsu down over the years???? like in the beginning he was playful, optimistic, brash, and fun loving. i think he is still all of these things but mashima has steadily made natsu less and less understanding of social queues and more socially unaware. idk if that makes sense.

^but i feel like if u asked ep 1 natsu the difference between love and romantic love, he would be able to tell u. now, i dont think he understands the difference. i do think this will change, but for rn thats how i see it.

anyways blah blah blah. to end this senseless rant, lisanna should have stayed dead. bringing her back to life was one of the DUMBEST things ft ever did. not even bc i like n*lu better than n*li. but bc the significance that lisanna had for natsu and what she meant for his character completelyyyyy went away. his childhood gf came back from the dead and he literally could not give less of a fuck about her now lmao. its so bizarre.

ok dont hate me byeeeeee

#personal #fairy tail #ft 100 yq

[vacantgodling]

personally bothers me when ppl are like uwu Iago is gay for othello and completely ignore his racism let alone the racism throughout the play

lmao thank u for stopping by to talk old books with me :3c

but tbh thank god i’ve never seen this take in the wild because i just 👁️👁️ did we read the same play? are you okay??

iago’s like not even subtly racist. like the whole play is very racist in general when you start deconstructing it and thinking about it with a critical lens.

(such as: black/dark skinned men are going to come around and seduce your pure white daughters with either “magic” or their physicality, abuse them, black men are inherently violent and angry and good for their physical prowess, the only reason a white woman would love a black man is because she pities him… like i can go on)

however, aside from desdemona’s father, iago is the Most and honestly only maliciously racist character, and it’s not even just towards othello lmao (looking at his speech about how a black woman who’s smart would only be of value if she married a white man 😒) like, i understand the ideology behind wanting to read homoerotic jealousy into his actions because why is he so fixated and jealous of this (1) man who has “everything he wants” and tbh perhaps it could work if the play itself wasn’t saying, in part, that othello cannot be trusted with the things he was “freely given” stolen because he’s black/dark skinned/from the Moors, however ya wanna put it.

like it’s easier to read homoeroticism into fucking julius caesar (the play, and i suppose the man) than this play. in hamlet, CLEARLY, than this one. and then it creates a whole host of other issues with the play IF iago is gay because then *insert a slew of homophobic stereotypes here*

however, what gets me is the play already does give reasoning behind iago’s actions. like as i was reading wiki and analyses of it after i finished my first pass of it, there seems to be a lot of “discourse” around iago’s motivations and how they’re not clear… but they are? at least to me? like, he’s egotistical, and big for his britches. he’s petty and jealous and feels that he deserves things simply because he wants them. he wants the lieutenant position because he feels he’s owed it for being done the disservice of having to serve a Moor in the first place and for being a tenured soldier for so long; and whether or not cassio is competent are neither here nor there, the point is if you get passed up for a promotion at work: work harder, accept it, or just fucking quit. but iago decided to make it everyone else’s problem. it really didn’t have much to do with desdemona herself (though i could argue that he was perhaps jealous that othello had a pretty wife who actually loved him; because even though i mentioned the racist sentiments about white women and black men earlier i don’t think desdemona is a racist character in the slightest: she fell in love with othello for who he is and she is faithfully in love with him to the end. that doesn’t change the outside perspective of those who see their interracial relationship, which is very translatable into real life in how interracial relationships are viewed but that’s a whole different conversation), nor do i think did it have to do with this weird homoerotic tension people want to force into the reading.

whenever iago says that he ‘loves’ othello, people should understand that in this time period the word “love” was (1) more freely used to describe a wide variety of positive emotions (2) in this context probably meant something more akin to “loyal” that he wouldn’t betray othello or that he values him as a subordinate should (which is clearly sarcasm) and (3) be read with heavy damn sarcasm especially when iago is not talking directly to othello. he doesn’t care about othello in the slightest; and i would argue that even if iago was made lieutenant from jump he would be scheming about how to become general. we would still have a play about how iago hates and wants to “dethrone” othello. like he’s just fucking selfish in how he treats everyone throughout the play lmao. he doesn’t even describe othello in a “i hate that i yearn for you” type of way like there is Nothing that can construct this narrative to me in the text.

so like long story short (i didn’t mean to rant but yknow ya got me going) i think a homoerotic reading of iago is just kind of out there at best and just irresponsible at worst. there’s plenty of other characters you can read as gay in shakespeare’s works, even fucking desdemona and emilia in this play itself have a better gay reading than iago and othello lmao.

obviously shippers gonna ship and like do you but i just don’t see it.

#ren hot cakes #othello #ren reads

[solar-halos]

sorry i’m gonna talk some more about annie/johanna

first of all, i just think finnick and johanna would be so different as partners. finnick and annie give me the vibe as that one tweet that’s like “i don’t have any morals or opinions if a woman says something is right then it is” “um well maybe you should have morals and opinions” “you’re right i should”

in all seriousness, i think that even when they do fight finnick doesn’t even yell and he’s insanely good at communicating / compromising, which would be good skills for the capitol but also i think he’s just not a very intense person in the first place and that he HATES conflict. and then this is also based on my hcs of annie, but i imagine that she cannot handle conflict well and she struggles to compromise on something even she agrees with the compromise just bc she’s so pissed off, and that johanna is the exact same way. so when she and johanna fight, they fight. like we already know that johanna will say anything even if it upsets everyone (and she canonically did upset annie into having a flashback of some sort) so i think whenever they argue it’s a days long affair and that they only rlly try to figure out how to be more healthy about it when odesta’s son is like “ma where’s johanna i wanna see her” and since annie’s not gonna fill him in on all the tea she’s like “hm. we’re gonna have to work something out”

also it’s really interesting to think about johanna being more sensitive. i think there’s a fine line between censoring her thoughts (“it’s part of my therapy!” she ate) and just being more careful about saying things that are going to trigger annie, and that’s a balance johanna is going to try so hard to figure out. and it’s probably gonna be rlly hard bc when was the last time she had to figure something out for someone she cares abt, and when was the last time she had the luxury to care about someone, and will annie leave her if she messes up but it’s genuinely just a mistake and she’s consistently trying?

i do think that’s all gonna be resolved before they’re an actual couple, which is also something i wanted to talk abt. pre-canon i imagine they met at johanna’s victory tour and johanna lowkey had a small crush on her but also johanna has had a small crush on everybody at one point in time (in a “to cure the boredom” way lmao) so she doesn’t rlly think too much of it. just that when annie laughs it makes her wanna laugh too. and that when annie makes jokes johanna is like “why isn’t anyone laughing she’s literally a comedic genius.” i personally don’t understand this concept but sometimes when my friends enter relationships they’re like “omg i had a crush on them all throughout hs.” and they obviously don’t mean a full on consistent crush, just something that came and went in varying degrees, and i can totally see that with johanna. but also being a mentor + the quell + her morphling addiction + finnick’s death probably wouldn’t have given her much time to rlly think about it, so she doesn’t rlly realize how bad she has it until the war is over and they’re raising odesta’s kid

speaking of odesta’s kid! as soon as he’s born she immediately loves + wants to protect him + gets sick at the thought of never seeing him again and she’s just like “it’s just bc he’s a baby everyone feels that way abt babies.” which true but she also co-parents without any hesitation and when annie is like “i don’t want u to feel pressured to take care of him just bc we’re living together” johanna is like what the fuck are you talking about

oh and also i think annie is fully capable of being insensitive to johanna’s needs too, so it’s a two way street. like with her morphling addiction in particular, annie would probably continually ask her why she can’t just stop and johanna is so fed up with having to explain that it doesn’t work that way but they work thru it obviously

i think this is it. tbh this was more like an outline of how their relationship would work than actual hcs but i think there’s something beautiful about johanna learning how to be more loving and gentle without losing her bite. like she’ll still bully annie but she’d do it so lovingly and without actually hurting any feelings

oh i guess one more thing that’s not rlly a hc or anything just something silly i’ve been fretting abt: what if johanna and annie get together and they love each other soso much and then finnick shows up like “actually i lived and i’ve been finding my way to u all this time!!” like omg what would happen? my knee jerk reaction is odesta pt 2 but if i think abt it for more than a second it’s like. wow. annie and johanna went thru all these trials and tribulations and have grown into each other and made each other their home so it would be so fucked up if annie just fuckin left 😭😭 also annie and finnick wouldn’t be on the same pg anymore so if they even had a chance of getting back together they’d have to refamiliarize themselves w each other

but again that’s a silly worry bc if finnick hasnt returned in years he’s obviously not gonna show up when annie and johanna are happy and healthy and in love. that would be terrible timing and also this hinges on the fact that he most definitely didn’t get blown the fuck up when he obviously did. anyway i’m actually done now

#long post #very long #annie cresta #johanna mason

[leclerced]

Okay since my frustration is out the window I come bearing Maxoscar meeting their girl.

For me she knows from the beginning they’re vampires or has no clue about vampires apart from binging TVD. So maybe one time when Oscar is kind of new he maybe feeds on her friend and when she finds them she thinks he’s murdering the poor girl so she starts hitting him with her bag or sth and only after sees that he’s got fangs and her friend doesn’t look like she was being slaughtered or sth. So maybe she’s a little frick and starts asking him questions and is super interested in what it’s like to be a vampire. Then Max finds them and is like “oh fuck…Oscar what have u done and why is some human girl interrogating you in a dark alley?”

If she doesn’t know then I see Max and Oscar go to the store to buy groceries (in my head vampires still eat normal food not only drink blood cause it would be a sad life, not being able to eat). But Max knows only the basic since he was holed up in his mansion for however long. So the boys stand in the middle of the sweet’s alley and argue about sth and right this moment our girlie comes up to them and is like “umm not that I want to be nosy or sth but I recommend *this, this and this*”. Max would be mesmerised by her for some reason and awkwardly try talking to her but everything comes out wrong and Oscar is trying to save the situation but he’s the best in things like that either so they both are embarrassed af but she just thinks it’s cute and gives them her number.

okok ballerina anon sent another ask im gonna post after this one ! tell me which u guys like more they r all different

i like the idea of her going out with friends and catching oscar feeding on one of them!! she'd assume they're hooking up and she starts laughing, "oh my god you're so drunk you're hooking up in an alley? no, we are going home." and then oscar looks up and she sees fangs and blood. finding out vampires exist because one of them is sucking on her friend's neck in the alley way is definitely not the best way to be introduced to the supernatural underworld. so she's totally freaking out. max shows up while oscar tries to calm her down by telling him he wasn't going to kill her, and he immediately starts complaining about how oscar's a mess and he needs to stop feeding in public because this is the third time he's been caught in a month. they just bicker back and forth while she stands there in shock. idk how it would continue but the idea is funny

the grocery store thing is cute. i kinda love it. oscar's trying to explain what each of the packages of treats are, but keeps telling max he hasn't actually tried them. "i mean, its an oatmeal cookie sandwich with cream in the middle." "yeah but, is it good?" "i haven't tried it, but it looks good, doesn't it?" after oscar explains what he thinks zebra cakes are for a third time, she interrupts and tells them they should get the oatmeal cream pies, the honey buns, and that the cosmic brownies are a must have, too. max starts questioning her on them, asking what her favorite is and why? oscar apologizes for the questions and says she can finish shopping, but she thinks they're cute so she's like, "tell you what. i'll give you my number and after you try them you tell me your favorites and i'll tell you mine."

max doesn't have a phone, so he writes her number at the bottom of his grocery list and makes oscar take him out to buy a cell phone afterwards. i think he would call her instead of texting like oscar suggests, he wants to hear her voice. he really wanted to facetime her after the at&t employee told him about that feature but oscar quickly talked him down and made him wait a day before he let him call the number. with this idea, how and when does she find out they’re vampires?

#ask #lifeboredme #vampires

[cinemastyles-blog]

Exploration

Summary: a Wattpad request by SarahTrace789 - “I was thinking for the smut bookHarry is a bad boy and y/n is his girlfriend who is innocent, her parents don't like them togetehr so they forbade her from seeing him and one day she snuck out cuz he invited her to a picnic in his cabin in the forest and she decides she wants to learn more about his body so they take it in stages like first they kiss, then 69, and then- yk u can come up with their smut scene.”

Warnings: SMUT18+, strong language, oral(both), different sex positions, fingering, unprotected sex, slight arguing (with parents), sneaking out, slight angst, fluff with nasty filth

This might just be a little long, enjoy!

Master

LONG HAIR HARRY

“So can you go on Friday?” Harry asks as he plays with a stand of your hair.

Your parents absolutely despise Harry. They say he isn’t good for you, he’ll only hurt you, blah blah freaking blah.

But they don’t know him like you do.

“I’m going.” You say, “I’m going to have to sneak out, but I’m going.”

You feel him laugh, “Sneak out. Yeah, with your parents.”

Harry didn’t like your parents either, only because they just wrote him off as not good enough and didn’t even give him the time of day.

“Hey, I love you. I know that you’re not the hood rat they tell their friends you are.” You sit up and lay a hand on his cheek, “It doesn’t matter what they think, because you’re with me. Not them.”

“It would be pretty weird if I was dating them.” He smiles and laughs as you laugh, “Sorry.”

You laugh and lean in to kiss him, “No, you’re right. It would be.” You sigh and run your fingers though his hair, “I’ll see you Friday. No questions asked. Just be parked down around the block around noon.”

You stand up and put your sweater on, “I’ll call you.” He grabs your hand and pulls you down onto his lap, cupping your face as he kisses you, “I love you.”

You smile and peck his lips again, “I love you. Now I have to get home before they do and find out I was gone all day.”

“Tell them you were out doing hood rat shit with me.” Harry laughs as he gets up to walk you to the door.

You turn to look at him, “Oh yeah, they’d absolutely love that.”

——

“So mom. Heather asked me to go with her tomorrow into Friday up to her cabin, she has to clean it up because they’re remodeling it I guess.” You sip your water as you look at your mom.

She raises an eyebrow, “Heather.. or Harry?”

Your dad raised his eyebrows and shakes his head.

“You guys stop. Harry isn’t even close to being awful. If you would ju-“

Your dad cuts you off, “Wasn’t he arrested.. more than once?”

You sigh, “It was one time. And it wasn’t even his fault. His other friend threw him under the bus.” You dad mumbles, “Doesn’t sound like a friend to me.”

“I don’t like him. The tattoos, the long hair, I mean why do you think that looks good?” You mom raises her eye brows, “You need a good boy, like Niall from down the street.”

“Niall the church boy? Yeah, no thanks.” You roll your eyes and sit back in your seat, “Heather.. wants to hang out, so that’s where I’ll be Friday.”

They don’t say anything else about it the rest of dinner, they talk to each other, scared you’ll bring up Harry again.

“May I be excused?” You stand up and walk away, not giving them another chance to say anything else. You go to your room and plop down on your bed.

You text harry, I told them I’ll be with heather at their family cabin. They need to clean it out for remodeling and stuff.

You wait for him to answer, they believe it?

Seems like it. I’m going to tell heather to cover for me incase they decide to poke around and ask.

As you’re typing out a message to heather, you mom knocks on the door and opens it, “Hey, sweetie.”

“Hey mom.” You lay your phone down and sit up, “What’s up?”

“Look, I want to apologize for dinner. I know I shouldn’t have said what I said about Harry, but I just know that type and I just want what’s best for you.” She sits down on your bed, “I know you think you’re an adult now, but I know at your age, I still needed guidance, that’s all I’m trying to do.”

“Mom. If you wouldn’t have just wrote Harry off as someone who isn’t good enough and actually sat down with him and talked to him, you’d see that he loves me and he isn’t just some bad boy with long hair and tattoos.” You defend him, “I love him. He really makes me happy.”

Your mom is silent for a few moments before she sighs, “Fine.”

“Fine? Fine what?” You tilt your head, “Go to the cabin with.. Heather.” She smirks slightly, “And while you’re gone, I’ll try to convince your dad to talk with him. But I’m not making any. I mean any promises.”

You launch over and hug your mom, “You have no idea how much this means to me, thank you. Thank you.”

She laughs and sighs, “Just be careful.”

“I will, mom.”

“I mean.. careful.”

“Oh gosh, mom. Stop that.” You laugh and pick up your phone as she walks out of the room, Change of plans. You’re picking me up tonight.

——

You pack your bag and walk over to your window. Thankfully, the house was only a one story, so it was easy to climb in and out of.

Sneaking around with Harry, you’ve mastered getting in and out unnoticed like a pro.

You set your bag outside and climbed through the window, shutting it like usual. You ducked under the windows and ran down the driveway.

You made it down the block and rounded the corner. Harry was sitting on the hood of his car, waiting for you.

You smiles and ran to him, jumping into his arms and planting your lips onto his.

“How did you manage this?”

“I’ll tell you in the car.” You smile and get in as he opens the door for you. He shuts it and walks around to get in.

He starts the car and you head to his cabin.

“So. My mom said she’ll sit down and talk with you.”

His head snaps towards you, “What? Are you serious?” You nod, “Yeah, she said something’s at dinner, mainly about your tattoos and long hair and she came in to apologize, I secretly think she thinks you’re hot.”

You giggle and Harry groans, “Oh god, please don’t say that.” He laughs and lays his hand on your leg, “And your dad?”

“My mom, I think knows I was going to see you and she didn’t want to argue because she knew i was going to do it anyway, so she basically said as long as I’m careful it’s fine and she’ll talk to dad while I’m gone.”

“Careful? What, does she think I’m going to murder you and you won’t be able to defend yourself?” He laughs and shakes his head.

“No, I don’t think she wants a grandchild just yet.” You laugh and look over at Harry. He smiles and shakes his head, “Yeah, I can understand that, but we’ve been doing good so far.”

He winks at you and you nod, “I agree. But, Heather is covering for me, and you have me all to yourself for tonight and tomorrow.” You lay your hand on his, interlocking your fingers.

He flips his hand and squeezes yours, “Perfect.”

——

“So, this is it.” Harry parks the car and motions, “It’s dark, so you’ll have to wait until morning to really see it’s beauty, but..” he looks over at you and smiles.

“I’m so excited.” You lean over and peck his lips, “I’m just happy to be here with you.”

He grips your chin and pulls you in for another kiss, “Go ahead and go inside, I’ll grab the stuff from the back.” He hands you his keys and gets out as you do.

You walk up the door and unlock it, pushing it open as you reach around to find the light switch.

You let out a gasp, the color of the wood walls is absolutely breathtaking. Your eyes scan over how everything is beautifully placed and it just leaves you in amazement.

“You like it?” Harry asks walking up behind you.

You nod, “Harry. This is absolutely beautiful.”

“Thanks. My mom gave it to me, it’s kind of something we keep in the family.” He walks in more and sets the bags down, “Come. I’ll give you a tour.”

You follow Harry around, looking into each room and Harry having a story for each one.

You fall in love with him more and more the more he talks about him growing up. Harry only shows his softer side with you and you are super thankful for that.

He walks you up to the sliding class door and points, “Out there’s a fire pit, we can go out and sit by it if you’d like?”

“Can I change into something more cozy first?”

He nods, “Of course. I’ll go out and get it started, just come out there then.” He presses a kiss to your forehead and opens the door.

You go to the room you and Harry will be in and sit on the bed as you rummage through your bag.

You change into sweats and a big sweater. You slip on your slippers and make your way outside. Harry is sitting on the bench with a big blanket thrown over him.

The glow from the fire makes him extra sexy.

He moves it when he sees you and motions for you to come sit with him. You curl up next to him and he moves the blanket over your body.

“I’m so happy you’re here.” He rests his chin against your head, “I really hope your parents can accept me. I truly only want good things with you.”

You smile, “They will Harry. They just have to get over the imagine they created without actually knowing you. They’ll love you in no time.”

“I sure hope.”

You and Harry spend the rest of the night talking about life, laughing with each other and just enjoying the private, peaceful time you guys got to have before going in and go to bed.

——

“Good morning.” Harry whispers as he kisses down your arm.

You smile and roll towards him, “Good morning, baby.”

His hand lays on your hip and he leans in to kiss your lips, “Sleep good?”

You nod, “I sure did.”

He smiles and kisses your cheek repeatedly, “Good.” His hand slides down to your ass and he plays with your panties.

You roll over into your back and slide his hand between your legs, “Go ahead.” You smile up at him and he bites his lip as his fingers slip past the fabric.

Your lips part as you feel his fingers drag up and down your folds and you moan quietly as he slowly slips them into you.

“Someone’s wet.” He whisper as his lips find that spot just below your ear.

Harry was always making you feel good. He lived to please you, but a part of you wanted to please him, learn about his body.

Know what really gets him going.

“H-Harry.” You pant as you squeeze his hand between your thighs, “So close.”

He kisses your lips and swallows your moans, “Cum for me, love.”

His words push you over the edge and you clench around his fingers, moaning as you cum, “Fuck, fuck, yes yes yes.”

“You sound so pretty when you make those noises.” Harry’s voice is quiet, “I love it.”

He brings you down from your high and slips his hand out. You roll over to face him and go to grab his cock but he stops you, “We can take care of me later, right now I have stuff planned for us.”

You groan slightly, “Please?”

He smirks and leans in, “Later on. I promise.” He gets up and slips a shirt on, “Come on. Up, up, up.”

You can’t help but smile, “Fine.”

You get dressed and Harry takes you down stairs, “Take this blanket and go pick a spot down by the pond to lay it out. I’ll be down in a minute.”

You nod and pick up the blanket, walking out onto the deck and down the steps. You look around, taking in the beauty of the trees and breathing in the fresh air.

You knew Harry was up early, but you didn’t know how early. You must have slept through him getting out of bed because last you knew you were laying on his arm.

You spread the blanket out, walking around to pul the edges straight. You slip off your shoes and sit down. You watch the ducks fly in and land in the water, quacking before they dive down into it.

“Alright.” Harry says walking up, “Breakfast by the pond.”

You smile and take the tray from him, setting it down as he sits down across from you. He hands you a plate and takes the lid off.

Yeah, Harry was up early.

“When did you wake up?” You look up at him, “You didn’t ha-“

“I wanted to. And I wake up about two hours ago maybe? I don’t know. I didn’t want to wake you, you looked so peaceful.”

He smiles and you shake your head, “this is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.”

“You deserve it.” He smiles at you and shake your head, grabbing the pancakes and placing other breakfast food onto your plate.

——

“That was absolutely delicious, Harry. Thank you.”

“Stop thanking me.” He smiles, “but you’re welcome.”

You let out a sigh and lay back, placing your head in his lap, “So.”

He looks down at you, “So.”

You bite your lip and smirk, “I was thinking that maybe..” you pause and interlock your hand with his, “I could explore your body and get to know it as well as you know mine.”

A smirk grows on his lips, “I think I’d like that.”

You sit up, “Really?”

He nods and pulls you into his lap so you’re straddling him, “Oh yes.”

He wraps his arm around your waist and places the other on your cheek. You slowly graduate into making out and it’s absolutely perfect.

Harry slips your shirt up over your head and goes back to kissing you. You hands run though his hair and you wrap your arms around his neck.

He lays you back onto the blanket and leans up to take unbutton his white shirt. Your eyes scan over his body and you feel power take over you, “Lay down.” You say as you get on your knees in front of him.

He takes off his shirt and tosses it to the side, “Okay.” He sits down and lays back, folding his arms behind his head, watching as you move over to him.

You lay your hands on his sides, thumbs stroking his skin. You mean down, pressing kisses over his tattoos.

“These are so sexy.” You whisper as you look up at him. He smirks and bites his lip as you slides your hands over his skin, you can feel his muscles flex.

You start to gently bite and suck little purple marks into his skin. He gasps and moans lowly.

“Do you like that?”

He nods and smirks, “I do.”

“Hmm.” You hum and kiss over to the other side, giving him matching marks.

“Fuck.” He curses lowly, “You’re teasing.”

You move up to him, “I’m gettin to know what you like, baby. Relax.” You smile and move down to take his pants off. He lifts his hips so you can slide them down his legs.

His cock is hard and pushing against the fabric of his boxers. You gently slide a hand up his thigh, palming him. His hips buck and he tilts his head back, “Shit, yes.”

You slip your fingers into the band of them and pull them down, setting his cock free.

You wrap your hand around it, slowly pumping as you watch him. He looks down at you, lip pulled between his teeth, “Please.”

You smile at how vulnerable he is. He doesn’t show his soft side to just anyone.

You lean down, licking up the underside of his cock and placing your lips around the tip. He gasps and moans.

They grow louder the further down the cock you go, “Gonna let me feel that throat?”

He looks down at you as you slowly slide him in. He grunts and smirks, “I guess so, shit.”

You hold him there for a few second before you pull your head up and bob it at a steady rhythm. You relax and take him into your throat again, this time gagging around him.

“Fuck, that’s so hot.” Harry moans and lays a hand on the back of your head, “Just like that baby, holy fuck.”

You suck him off for a little while longer before he lifts your head off of him, “Take off your pants, I’ll show you something else I really like.”

You bite your lip and take off your pants and panties, tossing them down to leave you naked in the woods with him.

“Sit on my face, but face that way so you can still suck me off.”

Harry’s words sends butterflies through you. You nod and move up to swing your leg over his head. You position yourself over his face and lean forward to take his cock back into your mouth.

Harry loved eating you out. He’ll do it any change he gets.

You loved pleasuring him with your mouth, too, so this is a win win for the both of you.

Harry’s tongue drags up and down your folds while gliding over your clit every once in a while. It causes you to moan and push your hips down, “Fuck.” You lean your head up, pumping his cock with your hand as you feel Harry’s tongue work it’s way in and out of you.

“Shit, Harry. Yes, yes.” You moan and go back to work on his cock. Swirling your tongue and bobbing your head, moaning against him as he eats you out.

“Fuck.” He groans as he squeezes your ass cheeks. You moan and grind your hips down, “Cl-close.”

He pushes his tongue into your further, sliding his hand down and around to rub your clit.

You let out whines and tense up as he brings you to another orgasm, “Fuck.”

He slowly rubs your clit as you come down from your high and leans back, “Sit on my cock, baby. I need to feel you.”

You swing your leg around, spinning around to face him. You balance on your feet and he brings his knees up. You lean back to hold onto them as you slowly slip him inside of you with a gasp, “Oh fuck.”

He grips your thighs and helps support your weight, “You’re so beautiful.”

You bite your lip, spreading your legs wider so he can get a fuller view of his cock slipping in and out. He bites his lip as his eyes are glued, “Fuck, you take me so well.”

He lifts his hips to meet yours, “Fucking shit, baby. Just like that.” He tilts his head back and moans, lifting it back up to watch.

You dig your nails into his skin, moaning as you clench around him, “You feel so fucking good, Harry.”

“Yes baby, fuck. Keep doing that.” He groans and digs his fingertips into your skin, “Shit. Shit, I’m gunna cum soon.”

You nod, agreeing with him.

“Cum for me, one more time baby.” Harry strokes your thighs with his thumb, “I know you can give me one more.”

You tilt your head back and bounce at a faster pace, “Fuck, fuck.”

“Yeah, that’s it. Keep going.” Harry moans.

“Cum in me.” You look down at him and he looks shocked at your words, “Huh?”

“You heard me.”

He bites his lip and tilts his head, thinking about your words. You sink all the way down on his cock and rest there, “Don’t you want to watch your cum drop out of me?”

He scoffs and smirks, “Baby.. that’s.. fuck. Yeah, yeah I do. But…” he tilts his head back and then looks at you, “I do it once and I don’t think I can stop.”

You shrug, “Works for me.” You smirk and he sighs, “You’re such a dirty girl. You’re not as innocent as everyone thinks you are. If only they could see you right now.”

You start to move your hips again, “I don’t think you’d let anyone see me like this.”

He bites his lip and shakes his head, “Yeah, I’d go to jail for a murder charge.”

“That’s hot.” You clench your walls around him, “Fuck, I’m so close.”

He grips your hips and thrusts his hips up, watching as his cock moves quickly in and out of you. You moan loudly and let out a whine, “Fuck, harry I nee-“

“Fuck.” Harry groans and pushes you down on his cock. You feel him twitch inside of you and that’s enough to get you to cum.

He slowly thrusts, bringing you both down from your highs before he slowly pulls his cock out, “Shit.” He smirks and bites his lip as he watches his cum leak out of you, dripping onto his stomach.

“That’s hot.” His eyes flicker up to yours, “I don’t know how you hold this innocent imagine. You’re a little devil.”

You shrug and get off of him, sitting down next to him as you wipe off, “Can’t have people know what’s only meant for you to see.”

He leans over and kisses your cheek, “That is correct.”

“Now, if my parents ask if you have ever defiled their perfect little angel, you say..”

Harry clears his throat, “Sir, your daughter is a prude and I can’t get into her pants even if her life depended on it.”

You laugh and gently slap his chest, “oh my god, Harry no. Just no.”

He laughs and shrugs, “No sir. I only want good things with your daughter.”

“Good. That was good.” You smile and slip on your pants. Harry slips his sweats on and laughs.

“What?” You ask as you put your shirt back on.

“Nothing.. nothing..”

“Harry what?”

He laughs and looks over at you, “I have to pretend like I didn’t just witness my cum leak out of that pretty little pussy of yours.”

You smirk slowly and bite your lip, “Yeah, that is hot isn’t it?”

He rolls his eyes, “I’ll be getting a massive boner while having dinner with your family.. that’s embarrassing.”

“We’ll maybe we can sneak off and I can swallow it next time.”

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[jounosparticles]

au where the hunting dogs disband and jouno and tecchou join the agency together (they both need some purpose, some sense of justice to act out and they don't know where else to go). tachihara returns and stays with the mafia, and brings teruko with him because they don't want to separate. i feel like she'd hate being a mafia agent (i know nothing about her, i haven't watched season 5 and i last saw 4 when it released) so maybe she just lives with tachi. i wonder what jouno and tecchou would do if they were on a mission to stop the mafia and encountered tachihara again....

sorry for the long ask btw i wanted to tell someone this and all my friends are asleep #heartbroken

also ill give myself a sign off because iv sent you like 3 asks atp but im too terrified to remove anon

- 🗡️ aka literally jouno again :3

DONT BE SORRY!!! i love getting asks this is so fun to me :) idk who u are but you seem cool and id always love to hear your ideas !!!

i also super recommend checking out season 5 whenever you can :)) call me biased because i am but i think it’s a great season :)

ANYWAY

first i’ll talk about teruko. i do not see her going into the mafia however i can her sticking with tachihara. i wonder if it would create some sort of tension or if they’d just let each other live? hmmm i’ll have to ponder that idea. i do 100% see tachihara going back into the mafia though, he found his place there.

jouno and tetchou joining the ada would be really fun i think. i could see maybe some tension due to what happened in the whole "dogs hunt dogs" episode, however since it was a misunderstanding i can see them being forgiven easily as well.

i feel like jouno would have a hard time adjusting. he has a low temper with tetchou i can just imagine how short he would be with some of the ada members. i could see him arguing with ranpo and dazai a lot. and possibly getting along with kunikida since he wouldn’t be an ass.

id like to see jouno and dazai talk normally though. their pasts parallel each other a good bit! i feel their conflicting morals would make them not particularly get along however it could make for some interesting interactions. i will go on about that in another post eventually

i feel like overall jouno would rather stick to tetchou as well as anyone who will treat him as a superior instead of the others.

as for tetchou. literally all i want is for him to mentor kenji. like they’re basically friends now, they’re similar in morals/principles, and are both very direct with everything they say/think. that combined with them having similar physical capabilities i could see tetchou training kenji well and taking on a mentor/older brother figure.

i also feel like kunikida would like tetchou. he’s very direct and i doubt he’s a disruption, they’d get along well.

in contrast i feel like junichiro would probably be intimidated by him. not sure why, just how i feel.

i also don’t think dazai would have much fun with him, since he probably isn’t easily bothered by the silly antics dazai likes to do.

unfortunately i don’t know how this would work if the hunting dogs require surgery to live still. jouno and tetchou would probably be fine since they’re still affiliated with law enforcement but tachihara would likely die. that’s a post for another time i suppose.

OH! and encountering tachihara. huge angst potential here that sounds really hard to do. i could see them trying to bring tachi back since he has proven himself to be good before? i don’t know if it would work but even tachi said before the hunting dogs weren’t bad either. he just needs a place to be himself

but anyways i really like this idea!!! i love imagining how the different characters would interact w/ each other :)

#i actually have ideas as to how each of them would get along with each individual ada member but this post was getting long #i could do that though!!! i just didn’t want you to come back to a whole encyclopedia written hahshs #also never apologize for long asks!! especially when i responded with a very long post hahahah #asks #bsd hunting dogs #the hunting dogs #bsd #bungou stray dogs

[padfootastic]

H E L L O jfp-eyes pen (thats your new name btw)

i know its a little late but my mind keep going back to it and i also talked about a similar issue w several other people on here since and i was wondering if you can/want elaborate on what you said about this:

"like, u want potters to be desi? it’s not just the cute clothes and good food and linguistic differences u need to keep in mind. there’s so much more where it comes from, including several practices that will be considered highly objectionable by this rigidly judgemental crowd."

((i am v v interested but no pressure to answer this, i totally get if you dont want to get into this discourse))

dani—you’re gonna pull me into the desi potters discourse one way or the other, eh?

so. i’m not sure how much sense this’ll make because it’s like…half-baked thoughts but my problem with this scenario actually stems from a more macro, general trend i’m noticing in fandom behaviour. for some reason, puritan culture & veiled conservatism is coming back in the guise of progressiveness? and that’s leading to a lack of critical thinking in these spaces & randomly attributing buzzwords to things out of context bc u don’t have more than a shallow understanding of it.

which means that that comment was directed at a very specific subset of fandom that decided that idk ignoring the Bad Things & Flaws would somehow make them cease to exist. let’s only take the most ‘exotic’, fun aspects even if it’s a completely one dimensional reading & run with it. they wouldn’t be able to tell u what desi is beyond the barebones.

so, you’ll have people vehemently arguing that the potters can’t be anything but desi and white james is gross and i’m just like—why. why are u, as a non-desi person, so attached to this headcanon that you’ll ridicule real people for it? and then their attitudes as well. the incest thing, for example. there are communities in india that marry their first cousins—if i write a story tomorrow where james marries his mother’s imaginary brother’s daughter, then depending on how i HC him, that’s perfectly culturally acceptable (and desirable). if i write a story where euphemia and fleamont use corporal punishment for him, and he takes it super lightly and jokes about it, that’s also fine. (which is a direct contrast to how the western black family & sirius’ abuse is treated). there’ a community in india where the man ‘drinks’ from his mother’s breast, publicly, at his wedding to symbolise the last time he’d be her son before he becomes someone’s husband. another where a new mother can’t feed her son until her sister-in-law washes her breast thoroughly. caste is something that’s not even touched upon. it’s so complicated. but how do u think it’ll be received by most of the desi potter crowd if i actually do write any of this? will i be praised for my ~representation or called out on twitter for being a freak?

and that’s really where i get annoyed. the attitudes most of this crowd hold does not have any space for cultural subjectivity, what is ok to them has to be universally ethical. there’s no way other cultures do things their way and if they do, it’s barbaric/backward/problematic etc etc. pseudo-colonial, like i said.

(disclaimer: i want it to be made very clear i’m not demanding people nclude this stuff in their fics. i’m well aware of how escapism works, being the premier advocate for it. im just saying it won’t hurt to be mindful of these facts, that this is a whole culture that’s ridiculously diverse that doesn’t just exist for the sake of people’s headcanons)

and this isn’t even going into the cultural nuances of how desi families work. you can’t bring in american/european individualism & have james move out at 18 & write everything transactionally & do everything the way u would for a white character but only pay lip service when saying they’re brown ykno? when u say they’re a certain identity, there’s so much that comes with that. and if u don’t include any of that, then it really just makes me wonder why u want a brown james—feels like ego appeasement and falling to peer pressure half the time tbh.

another important thing for me is that so much of this crowd intersects with the ‘fandom is activism’ crowd and i just. fundamentally disagree with those people. and find their words/actions incredibly performative. by which i mean, the way they treat real people—people from the communities they’re adopting as HCs for their beloved characters. there’s this…hypocrisy, yeah? what i mentioned above, about how if i wrote some culturally different practice, i’d probably be attacked. they don’t want desi potter, they want white-lite potters that is palatable to & tailored for their own constitution but in a form that they can pass of as ‘oh look, my characters r diverse which makes me Morally Good and i can use that to shit on others’.

i think my problem is just that i don’t like it when people use the identity headcanons to portray themselves as being inherently better because they have ~equal representation. fandom is not a government institution—lateral visibility & membership is not a prerequisite to wanting to write about x and y fucking or going on a date or hugging or having a conversation. making a marauder group where each character—functionally an OC—is from a different community (often w/o considering how intersectionality works) for the sake of saying ‘oh i have a x in my HCs’ does not make u some radical leftist, yeah? and i strongly dislike people who pretend it does.

#also jfp-eyes pen skshdjhskcwdj #see i’m more open ab this now bc i’ve outed myself lol #earlier i was worried i’d fell on myself in the process of expressing my opinions so i just stayed quiet #this doesn’t apply to everyone obv #some people don’t want it to be that deep #(but then my question is why even incorporate it if u don’t lol) #this isn’t a black or white/yes or no thing #there’s no wrong or right way for things here #it’s just personal discomfort i was expressing tbh #this wasn’t easy for me to articulate #bc i’m not exactly sure what it is about this whole thing that bothers me sm #i think it’s also just—american audiences in general that irl me #irk* #esp w all this shipping/fictional likes discourse that keeps going on #bc they’re really very self centred imo #and it’s weird watching this for the outside #lol dani u really got me ranting here #but it’s an issue that bothers me sm #esp that puritan young adult/teen crowd #who somehow believe they know best #and intersectionality—identities are such rigid boxes for them #the fluidity & agency & human element of it is completely erased #bc *what* they are becomes more imp than what they can do for the plot #and then u start putting fictional characters on a pedestal and fight w real people #like i just wanna say—my litmus test for anyone advocating for desi potters would be this #if i wrote a story where fleamont hits him with his footwear and james jokes about it before going on to marry his first cousin #then will u accept it? #bc if u say u do then good. if u don’t tho—take a long hard inside urself re why u fight so hard for desi potters then #pen’s asks #pen’s notes

[denimbex1986]

'Andrew Scott doesn’t always play the kindest characters on-screen – he’s known for villainous roles such as Moriarty in Sherlock and Max Denbigh in Spectre – but that really couldn’t be further from real life.

The actor is generous with his time and his thoughts, despite calling from Italy where he’s currently working 12 hour days shooting a new project.

Scott, 45, says he considers mental health similar to the weather. "The weather is a changeable thing," he says. "If you’re in the driving rain, there’s no point in screaming up at the sky saying, ‘Please stop raining, please stop raining’. The best thing you can do is just accept it’s raining, and know that it will stop."

For the Dublin-born star, a huge factor in the male mental health crisis is society’s perceived expectations of men, to be ‘manly’ and have a stiff upper lip. "I think it’s to do with vulnerability," he muses. "Expressing vulnerability is something that’s considered in some way a ‘feminine’ trait – but I think vulnerability is a brilliant trait in a person."

"There’s a real stigma about how we approach mental illness," Scott continues. "Not one of us would say, ‘I’ve never been physically ill’ – and in exactly the same way, it seems preposterous to me that we would say we’ve never had any mental illness.

"I think we associate mental health with having to check into somewhere or having to take medication, or being diagnosed with something. But I think we have to understand it’s on a spectrum. The difference between where we land on that spectrum has to do with communication."

Particularly as a result of the pandemic and what we’ve all been through during recent times, Scott argues now is "a good time to start talking", as most of us have experienced – to some extent – emotions we might "have never felt before", including a "lack of control and fear".

Scott likes to talk about mental health with "a certain degree of lightness", he says. "There’s a duality that exists… It sounds odd for me to say that, but as long as you can be light about your darkness, I think you’re [going to be] alright."

He admits it sounds "counterintuitive", but we need to have "a sense of humour about the fact we’re all a little bit f***** up in some way. And saying, that’s OK. Nobody said it was going to be easy all the time."

Warming to his theme, Scott continues: "It’s why sometimes funerals can be more enjoyable than weddings, because at a wedding sometimes people have this dreaded feeling of, you have to be happy, and it’s so comparative. We live in such an age of comparison with social media, and sometimes at a funeral – you don’t go up to somebody and go, ‘Oh my God, you look terrible’, if they’ve got mascara running down their face, because you’re not worrying. So people are going, ‘Here I am, I am a mess. It’s OK for me to cry’. And sometimes that’s when we feel incredibly bonded."

Scott says laughter is key to maintaining his own mental health. "I try and laugh every day," he says passionately. "It’s such a human attribute – the animals, as much as I love them, they don’t laugh as much as we do. Sometimes I think we can measure someone’s humanity almost by how much they laugh every day and how much they’re able to appreciate laughing.

"[Sometimes you have to say] this is all ridiculous, this doesn’t end well for any of us – we’re all going to die. So in a way, you’ve got to laugh as much as you can – that’s my attitude certainly, as I move through life."

Scott says exercise is also central to his mental wellbeing ("without a shadow of a doubt"). Despite a gruelling schedule filming in Italy when all he might want to do is sit down at the end of a long day and eat pasta, he says: "I genuinely believe it’s an essential thing. With exercise, people think, ‘Oh my God, I have to be really fit or join a gym’, but there’s nothing I like more than going for a walk with somebody."

Walks might feel "very 2020", but "there’s something very beautiful about going for a walk with someone, because you can talk about things but you’re not facing each other," says Scott. That’s why he’s supporting the HUMEN charity’s Rise Against Suicide Sunrise Walk, which aims to ‘inspire more men to get active and talk’.

There’s another reason Scott likes a simple walk. "I love a non-event," he says. "I like the day after a wedding or getting accidentally drunk on a Tuesday afternoon with your friends. Sometimes you can have really meaningful conversations just going for a walk – or hysterical conversations. Life happens in the in-between, because there’s no pressure."'

#Andrew Scott #Max Denbigh #Spectre #Moriarty #Sherlock #HUMEN #Rise Against Suicide Sunrise Walk #Mental Health #Italy

[dearweirdme]

https://www.tumblr.com/dearweirdme/743954556318334976/i-hope-its-ok-if-i-vent-here-a-little-lol-i

I understand your point, but I also agree with anon that it’s weird that Tae’s releases are often surrounded by other releases. Logically, I know there are seven of them some overlap is going to happen, but it just seems a bit like Tae’s releases are sort of an afterthought.

Layover’s released was sandwiched between two single releases(the album and pre-releases came less than a month after Seven, and 3D came less than three weeks after the full album). And when LMA and RD were pre-released, HOPE edition and a Seven remix came out shortly after. ‘wherever u r’ might be a bit different since it was supposed to be released for his birthday and came together separate from the company, but CTT had just come out days before. Now this new single comes out two weeks before HOTS and the docu-series(which have been getting major promotion from the company).

I know we don’t know everything about why things are released when they are and I imagine that the member’s might have some say in when things come out, but it does feel a bit like Tae’s releases are sort of just shoved into empty spaces around other member releases as if they’re just meant to be inconsequential fillers. Yes, maybe I’m entirely too biased about this, but it’s sort of hard to miss that a lot of Tae’s content gets handled like an afterthought (by the company and the fandom)

Hi anon!

Mmm I agree that things are not ideal and I’d go as far as to say the way they handle Tae’s stuff does seem as though he’s an afterthought at times. To me the lack of a spotify ‘This is V’ was absurd for instance.

But, I don’t think it’s intentional boycotting him. And in this specific case one could also argue that it’s unfair to Hobi. In the end I always end up with BTS as a group being Hybe’s priority and that I do not think they would self-sabotage.

#tae solo