#if it exists please let me know

[coldgoldlazarus]

I want to see a work of fiction that reverses the "vampires are snobby upper class, werewolves are brutish lower class" stereotypes

#not a reblog #vampires #werewolves #if anything like this already exists please let me know

[petite-phthora]

Dp x Dc prompt #1

Danny doesn’t know how Vlad managed to convince his parents to let him take Danny with him to some fancy gala in Gotham, but he does know he’s gonna be the biggest menace he can be to make sure it doesn’t happen again.

The moment they entered the place the gala was held, Danny’s eyes landed on the chandelier on the ceiling in de middle of the room.

Bingo.

What Danny had been expecting was something along the lines of him embarrassing Vlad, making Vlad angry, and/or getting kicked out when the chandelier inevitably crashed to the ground cause they weren’t made to hold his weight.

What Danny hadn’t been expecting was for the chandelier to be heavily reinforced and not move an inch when he hung on there upside down, nor had he expected to be joined up there by a guy his age that seemed to be bursting with excitement as he stared at Danny from his place upside down on the chandelier.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #death defying #death defying ship #tbf can be read as either platonic or romantic #don’t know the platonic ship name if it exists or i wouldve added it #so if anyone knows if theres a platonic ship name please let me know :)

[naughtygeek49]

Merlin in the modern day hides the fact that he is from Camelot by becoming an Arthurian legend expert. Except he is basically just using it to correct any mistakes previous experts have made and throw in random bits of lore when he wants.

'No Arthur didn't have a beard, he just thought it made the portraits look more regal but wouldnt grow one out because he said they were itchy'

'Arthur had a dragon tattoo on his hip'

'Arthur loved savoury food but had a real thing for honey cakes'

'King Arthur once tripped over the rug in his chamber and broke his nose'

And all the other experts totally think he is loony, especially when he tries to correct them with the most absurd stuff.

'Actually that was the ghost of Uther Pendragon'

'Gwaine and Pervical were lovers not friends'

'Arthur was totally bisexual. If you don't think he was sleeping with Gwen AND Merlin then you shouldn't be studying him'

But the visitors at museums seem to love him and when Arthur is resurrected, Merlin takes him to the museum so they can laugh at everyone else's very inaccurate guesses about him.

#someone should write this #has someone written this? #please let me know #if not im gonna have to write this #cause it needs to exist in some capacity #bbc merlin #merthur #merlin #prince arthur

[famousblueraincoatmp3]

weird fucking animals in the sea tier list

big fin squid. what in the actual fuck is this?

2. phronima. inspired the face hugger from alien

3. big red jellyfish (thats its scientific name....)

4. squid worm???????? wtf is this monstrosity against god? (i love it)

5. frilled shark....just why?

6. barrel eye fish. its cute i guess but it looks so sad like a renaissance painting:( hey little guy cheer up you have lots of fans x

7. chained cat shark so cool but why tf is it in our ocean

8. japanese spider crab (i love this freaking thing but even a fan like me has got to admit this looks like a dark souls boss you'll die to 500 times before looking up various elemental tactics on reddit and gamefaqs.

9. bristle worms. they are sturdy to me ♥

10. blobfish...shes not that weird to me the thing thats weird is that people apperently eat it??? but folks will eat anything i swear to god. leave it alone its just a weird guy!!!!!!!

11. goblin shark. presented with no further explination. shark evolution is so fucked man

12. sixgill shark. he's back and hes coming in hot. i love his goofy ass

13. whatever in gods green earths name this is (black swallower, shes soooo real)

14. is it a tier ranking without me bringing up 12 squids? i dont think so. this here's a vampire squid, miss, a fine specimen for sure

15. gulper eel. ???

#thalassophobia #marine biology #most of these summarised: i hate it. its so cool i love it #now coming hot with 15 different weird guys to enjoy #i want to honor my roots and thank my followers from marine biology tumblr with a huge deal #you all probably know already about these<3 recommend me more weird guys for us to enjoy please #i should mention this post is sponsored by vegan propaganda #do NOT eat these. let them exist i love to see it<3

[kodoshooo]

One of my friends is transtransrace, which means feeling as if you SHOULD be trace but you arent. And i was thinking "isnt there a better prefix for that?"

So i did some research, and hear me out:

If trans means across, then what about a prefix that means travel? as in, you're moving towards something but you're not there yet?

I present: iterID!

Definition: Feeling as if you should be a certain transID, should have been a certain transID, or want to be a certain transID, but you aren't

The prefix "iter" means ​journey/way/path/travel/route; it can be used in place of "transtrans" and would be followed by the specific identity! For example iterrace, itergender, iterage, etc

What do yall think?

#PLEASE give me feedback and suggestions! #i think its a great idea but i wanna know what yall think! #also let me know if this already exists heheh #transid #pro transid #pro transx #transid safe

[butterflysonnets]

yes i'm rooting for m*leven breakup because byler is neat but mostly? i'm rooting for m*leven breakup for the sake of el and mike.

to me, their romance was always a puppy love born out of a combination of social pressures, naïve curiosity, and a lack of true understanding regarding intimacy and romantic love and what it really is. it was real in that they do truly, deeply care about each other and they are close friends, maybe even shared an attraction, but a maturing romance is so much more than that. they've grown up and out of being boyfriend/girlfriend, and that's okay! i think television/film needs to show more often that most of us don't have definite "soulmates" or first childhood loves that we spend our whole lives with. it doesn't mean these relationships meant nothing and didn't impact us, it just means they've run their course and that something else is in the cards, and this is part of life!

i've always felt el was at her best and most confident self when broken up with mike, discovering who she was and what she liked alongside another girl her age instead of just relying on mike for mentorship on how to live in the real world. she deserves more of an opportunity to find herself, her autonomy, and her independence, and to love who she is, and she's made it clear she's felt insecure in the relationship with mike because she isn't being loved and understood the way she wants, needs, and deserves from someone who is her partner.

also, it's okay if mike doesn't love her in "the way he should". he is not obligated to love her romantically and stay in a relationship with her just because she's a girl, because she "needed someone", or because he cares about her a lot. he shouldn't be pressured into a romance if it's not truly coming from his heart. he deserves freedom to find out and honour who he is, too, instead of just staying in his non-functional first relationship — one he got into as a child, essentially — and defining himself that way because it's what's expected when a boy and a girl are close. he loves her in some way, yes, but it's okay if he doesn't feel comfortable or secure being her boyfriend anymore, for whatever reason that is. he's felt insecure too, and that's valid and it matters.

they are their own people and are steadily growing and changing every day. they need time to figure out who those people are, and it's become clear (at least in my opinion) that those people aren't meant to be a couple at this stage.

they deserve freedom. they deserve to grow up and be authentic to themselves and not feel like they need to lie for the sake of a relationship. they deserve to move on from this version of their relationship that isn't making them happy and rekindle the best part of their bond: their strong, beautiful friendship. they don't have to be a couple if it doesn't make them stronger and better and happier people.

i think it would be healthy and wonderful for a show, especially one consumed frequently by young adults, to show a relationship starting, progressing, and ending on good terms in this way. sometimes things don't work out, and that is okay.

#eve text #elmike #stranger things #byler #only tagging byler because i feel like yall will like this take lol #tagging tagging tagging WHAT ARE EVERYONE ELSE'S THOUGHTS #god i can't believe i'm making a post about stranger things. this feels like poking a bear #i'm not particularly anti m*leven but like... they'd have to do something pretty special at this point for me to feel like it's viable #i'm seeing the bts of s5 and it's got me Having Thoughts #elmike friendship is something i am so passionate about #even before i ever liked byler (didn't ship at all until s4 even though i knew it was a thing before) i've felt this way about elmike #i always believed they were close friends at heart and needed to break up #the romance part of them felt very distinctly young and very much “he was a boy she was a girl” to me #and it hasn't deepened into anything more mature and i don't see how it could based on the current state of the writing... #the fact that lumax exists — a young relationship that is actively maturing and is healthy — makes that clear to me #and the “love confession” in s4 and how disingenuous and miserable it felt was just the nail in the coffin #also the fact that will (who is IN LOVE with mike) was instrumental in making it happen? ... uh... okay... interesting choice… #fucked up and reductive if they make it another queer unrequited love sacrifice for the sake of pushing the heterosexual agenda YUCK #so i really hope the speculation about a m*leven breakup is real!! i think it just makes sense for their characters but who knows #i don't believe in the notion of love at first sight or one true love and i think the writers don't too??? #love to me is an accumulation of experiences and we inevitably choose it at some point rather than fall into it... but idk #tv is so fixated on keeping couples together... sometimes it's just not reality guys especially with young people... LET IT GO... #like i said though i'm not 100% sold that they're going to give up their “golden couple” LMAO #stranger things hasn't historically subverted too many tropes if i'm being honest #anyway i seriously need this season to come out quickly... i'm so bored and getting my master's is crushing my soul #i need frivolity #ALSO btw i won't respond to hateful messages about this so please don't bother. it's not that serious. this is a netflix show

[catacomb-rats]

ok filmmakers/game devs, repeat after me: the Abandoned by Disney creepypasta garnered such success because creepypasta itself was still in its infancy, and "thing that's normally for children is spooky now" was a new and exciting genre of horror, not the MOST POPULAR genre of horror. The world is different now. Step- step away from Steamboat Willie. Get back here. Put down the blood. No, don't black out his eyes and make his smile really wide, that won't help- I SAID PUT DOWN THE BLOOD *swats with newspaper*

#no you can't be Cartoon Cat. Cartoon Cat already exists PUT DOWN THE MOUSE #creepypasta #steamboat willie #horror games #horror movies #mickey mouse #abandoned by disney #i know it's too late already. but please god the lack of originality is the scariest thing here #if anyone actually does anything interesting with Steamboat Willie (horror or not) will someone please let me know. i actually do want #to have fun i promise

[ups3tti]

Hey I know it's probably nothing but this has been bugging me since the season came out. The vague similarities between the unexplained armour of azure and. Yeah. I have no fucking clue what the implications of this are it's just something I'm thinking about

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #like it's barely there but to me theyre just similar enough for it to bug me and i keep thinking abt it #Because we never really got a proper explanation for why the allied armour exists in the first place either #please let me know if im just an idiot though hakfbsjf #sketti rambles

[iaxsl]

Modern au where Sanji and Luffy fall in love while Sanji is engaged. Similar to the events of WCI, Sanji is in a forced business marriage. A merger of Germa Tech. and LinLin Industries. Sanji has no feelings of hatred, he accepts since that is what he’s supposed to do, and who knows, maybe he will fall in love with whomever he’s engaged to. At least then, he’ll be able to leave his family. He signs up at a gym after snide remarks from his family about his weight and meets Luffy as he struggles with one of the machines. Luffy is pure sunshine, and Sanji envies that; he seems so free. Luffy is a personal trainer part-time and a semi-pro boxer. As they spend more time together, Sanji starts to realize that he’s falling more and more in love with Luffy (for added drama, he maybe doesn’t tell Luffy that he’s engaged). Luffy falls first; he tells Sanji as such after Sanji cooks for him for the first time (maybe as a thank you, but also as an excuse to spend more time together). Sanji is hesitant, though he feels the same way, but Luffy doesn’t give up. Somehow, Sanji’s family realizes what’s happening, and they find Luffy. They threaten him and attempt to silence him, Luffy fights back and wins (obviously). He goes to talk to Sanji, and Sanji finally tells Luffy everything. Luffy gets upset, not at Sanji, but at his family and wishes he beat up the goons they sent even harder. Luffy and Sanji meet up with the smartest person Luffy knows (Nami), and together, they come up with a solution. Something something, Sanji finally confronts his family and gets together with Luffy.

#picturing Reiju as having left the family years prior and regrets not taking Sanji with her. so maybe there's a scene where they reconnect #anyways pls tell me something like this exists somewhere #or if someone that writes wants to take this then please go for it!! and also let me know so I can read it #tbh could be any sanji ship but I just really love sanlu #sanlu #black leg sanji #monkey d luffy #sanji #luffy #one piece #oh also -> #tw weight #tw body insecurity #the vinsmokes suck

[kaltacore]

honestly i didn't want to get invested in beau & molly's friendship because i knew the spoiler but i did it anyway unintentionally and oh boy these 26 episodes of their shenanigans were completely worth it but also since molly's death I haven't taken a L once as their enjoyer. like molly really died in front of beau and made her speedrun through an existential crisis and also taliesin said molly would think that he'd always have a one-up on her. she got his tattoo and then got impaled the next day just like he did (yay! just besties things) and then also got a cursed fucked up eye right in the middle of it just like the one he had. she liked to think there was a town somewhere where people still believed he was a king. it's less related but seeing her and lucien annoy the shit out of each other was also endearing. when kingsley woke up the first thing she did was giving him a middle finger like she wasn't one of the people directly participating in his resurrection because she wanted to. it's like a schrodinger's friendship. molly was six feet under for the most of the show so they haven't actually interacted all this time but somehow put-on pettiness was stronger than death indeed

#their fighting siblings vibes were so special i love them your honor #molly died because he and beau would be too powerful. and by powerful i mean they'd be too chaotic to make it to the end #would go out in a blaze of glory no doubt tho #love them for it. truly disastrious people <3 #anyway i wish they had a besties name. like brjeaus or circus kids you get the idea #i haven't seen one but if it exists please let me know i need to know!! #beauregard lionett #mollymauk tealeaf #the mighty nein #critical role

[fure-dcmk]

thinking about the special illustration they did for the special 20th anniversary Bluray box collection

just putting the product description

#movie 7 and movie 10 .... #if anyone have higher quality version of this illustration please let me know i need it so bad 😭 #this was from 2017 so excluding hanzawa-san anime this is the most recent anime media that acknowledge hakuba's existence #detective conan

[onewholivesinloops]

I still have no idea what Buddy Daddies is beyond being yaoi Spy x Family. When are they going to make yuri Spy x Family

#if this already exists please let me know #gamo.txt

[charliespoorasshole]

geralt + yennefer: *parent mode activated*

#the witcher #thewitcheredit #witcheredit #yarpen zigrin #cirilla of cintra #yennefer of vengerberg #geralt of rivera #the witcher spoilers #mmpc #i had such a mare with the colouring on the third gif #no matter what i did the pixelation on her cheeks just would not go away #with or without the colour with or without the sharpen #with certain layers or with nothing at all #with different dither settings scaling etc #so i've decided to co-exist in a seething rage #it might be the way i've recorded the scene bc i never usually record for gif making #if anyone does know please let me know #anyway so far i've watched the first episode and decided to gif things as i go along #still have all the tags blocked so i have not seen a single thing created jshfhdhsd #anyway onto the next #gifs

[ryanthedemiboy]

Alright. My mom is actually taking me seriously. Please share with me anything and everything about how shit jkr is (specifically with regards to trans women) and how she's fucked trans rights in the UK, the whole her paying lobbyists, saying she takes every royalty check as direct support for her terfy ways, that she puts them towards her terfy ways, etc.?

I've tried looking before and gotten upset before I got very far and been unable to safely continue.

#jkr #jk rowling #j.k. rowling #rowling #i almost tagged discourse but then remembered that trans people being allowed to exist isn't fucking discourse #if you can think of any other tags that might help me reach more people please let me know

[heading-down-to-georgia]

Recently been seeing loads of amazing art of the scene with Vio and Shadow in the woods- reminded me of reading a theory ages ago about how in the game four swords adventures, the woodland area is nearby a village, and how weird it would be if the manga stuck to the same map. Like, if the burning village Red comes across was actually really close to the forest Vio ends up in after they get separated.

I couldn't find the original post, but really liked the idea of Red running into the woods to escape the angry villagers and accidently finding Vio (and ruining hours of scheming on Shadow's part!)

#please let me know if anyone else has seen the original post? looked for ages and couldn't find it anywhere #at this point I'm doubting whether it even existed but I'm pretty sure it was real lol #four swords #red link #vio link #my art #fanart #ShadesOfRed au #sort of?

[kozzax-draws]

Perhaps a sketch of Eldritch Joe. Any interpretation of that works. Regular Joe, BeetleJhost, etc

One Eldritch Joe coming right up! Thank you for your vote :3

#my art #joe hills #joehills sweep #colored sketch #tw multiple eyes #I don’t know what other warnings specifically I need to put on here but I know they exist so. Please let me know what I’m missing ^^”