#if it’s not I’ll eat my hat

[the-meme-monarch]

everybody like “what is ralsei? he can’t be a regular darkner bc he doesn’t turn to stone in other dark worlds like we see other darkners like lancer and rouxls do” yeah. bc ralsei’s fountain is Pure darkness. that’s why it can accommodate darkners from other dark worlds. that’s the fountain ralsei came from, so that’s why he’s fine to go to other dark worlds. “do you think characters aren’t capable of lying” no I just think he’s lying about other things. what he says abt this though is backed up as best I can tell. question I’m asking is how is a pure dark fountain opened compared to one that reflects the will of the person who opened it. other question I’m asking is Why is he the only one to come from this pure dark world

#deltarune #words from the monarch #if it turns out that ralsei Was lying abt this. idk. I’ll eat my hat live on twitch #just as it stands I don’t have reason to believe he’s lying. it all checks out to me #sorry if this sounds confrontational it’s not meant to be NENSKSJEJ this is just something I’ve had Stewing in my brain fro a while #i am Always thinking abt the logistics of the dark worlds. know this about me NDNSNSJ

[cheese-water]

The best option was to kill Ranboo. Everyone begging for him to “live” assumes that choice would be the merciful option is naïve for thinking Hatch would simply set him free. No he said verbatim that Ranboo would continue to be our plaything until they became “unusable.” That isn’t being alive, that’s torture, especially for someone who was begging to be killed in the end.

People pushing for a 50/50 split are also naïve in the way Showfall Media operates. While we never know what would happen if the vote split, it wouldn’t of mattered anyway. Hell, it doesn’t matter that we choose to kill. What has been the constant sentiment throughout this series?

OUR CHOICES DO NOT MATTER

Ranboo was dead man walking before the show even began. Do you really think Hatch really is gonna let Ranboo die on his own accord just because twitch chat felt bad for him? NO! He is probably being reprogrammed as we speak, up and ready for their next show. None of this matters. All of this was for data on the newly implemented live audience Hatch installed to see how we would react to certain things.

How could Ranboo’s death be our fault, when our actions and emotions were also being used by Showfall Media?

Who says we weren’t just as trapped as Ranboo, only we get the privilege of remembering his death.

#generation loss #genloss #ranboo #ranboolive #THE MAD LAD #I’m like a detective #I find a single piece of evidence then I make it my whole personality #generation loss finale #oh predetermined fates my beloved #if ranboo ends up permanently dead I’ll eat my hat #There’s NO WAY hatch just lets him die scott free because of TWITCH CHAT #Is his name hatch? #Who cares he’s trying to live up expectations/earn the approval of his maybe dead mentor figure by any means possible #And that’s just simply unethical in the long term #I mean if EVERYONE did that earth’s population would be zero #tsk tsk tsk #simply do you bro who cares about “tHe FoUnDeR” 🙄 #Why am I like this lmaoooooo

[scrugey]

All I’m saying is that Sam’s VA is welsh/Pakistani, Daisy’s VA is welsh, and Basira could feasibly be Pakistani. That’s all I’m saying

#if he’s not someone surprising’s relative I’ll eat my hat #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #samama khalid #sam khalid #basira hussain #daisy tonner #alice daisy tonner #tmagp spoilers #tmagp #rusty quill

[ovaruling]

an elementary school near me had on their sign “don’t forget!! it’s DAD-BRING-YOUR-CHILD-TO-SCHOOL DAY!!” last week and i’m still thinking about what a sad ass plea it was. bar is on the fucking floor

#if any of the fathers locally have even said 3 words to their child in a lifetime i’ll eat my fuckjng hat #never seen a dad near this school ever. i drive thru the school traffic every day

[appropriatelystupid]

somebody saw an opportunity and they took it

#if she doesn’t mention sw at least once if she ever gets to promote this i’ll eat my hat #kmcg

[novelconcepts]

Think we can all agree the return of Pope Incognito was the true Moment of Fall of the House of Usher.

#the fall of the house of usher #the fall of the house of usher spoilers #tfothpu spoilers #mike flanagan #pope incognito #if that wasn’t Flanagan in the pope hat I’ll eat a hat of my very own #but for real that show was true rock and roll #and my GOD. women.gif. #carla KILLED. Kate KILLED. T’Nia? marry me. everyone committed body and soul to playing the WORST people you’ve ever seen #Sam Sloyan for president as always #I loved it

[bowling-with-ham]

hey we saw you across the bar and we really like your vibe

#mischief movie night in #mischief theater #mmni #who bun it #briony corrigan #if that’s not briony i’ll eat my hat. but i haven’t got my glasses on so i’m honestly not sure #EDIT: okay me last night A) that’s bryony and B) that’s not how you spell that you absolute clown shoes motherfucker #bryony corrigan #dave hearn #watching mmni and losing my shit atm #if you’re seeing this out of context let me confuse you further: these are peacocks

[alwaysahiccupandastrid]

We talk a lot about Shaun Murphy but no one talks about the OG autistic Freddie Highmore character

#if this kid ain’t autistic I’ll eat my hat #august rush #freddie highmore #autistic #actually autistic #autism #listen I’m really not just saying it to make all characters autistic; this character literally is even if they never say it #there’s no way he’s neurotypical and I love that for him

[thanksgiving-isnt-ur-fav-holiday]

the secret seventh episode of good omens

#y’all have got to be joking #‘why do people stop after three’ ass theory #if they’re right i’ll eat my hat but for now… #i’ve seen this film before #good omens #good omens 2

[spectatorglitch]

Limited life prediction

It’s not really a prediction but if Grian changes his skin this season I’ll eat my hat 🎩

#limited life #24lsmp #grian #trafficblr #llsmp 2 electric boogaloo #life series season 4 #life series #I’ll eat my hat

[khazadspoon]

See, Rowdy? This is what happens when you get distracted and start kissing girls at night when you’re supposed to be watching the herd. You get knocked out, your gun gets taken, and your heart gets broken.

#rawhide #incident of the calico gun #rowdy is a virgin he’s got to be a virgin if he isn’t I’ll eat my non-existent hat

[the-meme-monarch]

i think pretty much every idea for Who The Knight Is is fun and cool but if see one more person say ON MY OWN POSTS. ABT MY OWN THEORIES. WHERE I DID NOT ASK “well i think [x] is the knight” im going to start spraying them with the hose

#sorry ssfrisk and knight chara occupy the same space in my brain so i was thinking abt ssfrisk bc it was relevant and then remembered how w #how weirdly confrontational abt knight chara people got #anyway queen refers to the knight with they/it and those are charas pronouns Canonically #I’ll eat my hat if I’m wrong but so should you /JOKEY #words from the monarch

[mebiselfandi]

🌶 you're a literal angel, un ángel, and your content is like air to me. I need it in order to live and function. You always bring a smile to my face and its hard to make it go away, my cheeks always end up hurting! How can I not smile when I'm in your radiant presence? You're so kind hearted and I think that's something special. You're special. You're special to me and you're special to many others! I hope happiness reigns in your life. You deserve it, angel 😇

Omg skipper🥹🥹

You’re such a sweetheart🥹🥹 this is so so nice of you to drop such a sweet message for me😭😭 you’re an absolute darling and you’re so so special to me! Seeing you active just lifts my mood up so high and I love interacting with you so much. You’re so cool and I hope you’re happy in your life too cause you deserve it all and more🥹🫂

#if this ain’t skipper I’ll eat my hat #she’s the only one who calls me un ángel though #if it’s not skipper and somebody else I’m so sorry😭😭 #cara mia🍃

[nagisafurukawaifu]

*opens up the bnha tag*

#bnha #bnha 362 #bakugou katsuki #boku no hero academia #bnha 363 #like I don’t like Bakugou but I don’t think the kid should die #but also #it’s a little bit funny #mainly cuz if he’s fucking dead I’ll eat my hat #but also like the balls of that man if he killed off the most popular character

[eddis-not-eeddis]

Well, uh, one of my coworkers that I really struggle with (and if we’re honest, that I am far too judgmental of) has just offered to work an extra hour so I don’t have to go back from lunch since I’m sick and feverish. This has been a rather humbling experience.

#I am kind of at a loss right now #this is uncharacteristically nice of her #The Christmas Spirit must have got her after all! (even if she won’t wear a Santa hat) #I’ll just be over here eating my humble pie for the next few days