#if theyre going to get mad that i

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Halloween prompts year 2 day 29

Dont get him wrong, Danny had some big feelings about finding out his mom had cheated on his dad. He had even bigger feeling about the divorce and the whole shipping him off to live with his bio dad.

He wasn't going to lie. The new school was actually really nice and he had made friends quickly, though at first it was tough to weed out the ones who just wanted to get close to the Wayne family name and not him as a person. He didn't get to chat with Tucker and Sam a whole lot due to thier schedules but he and Jazz always made time for eachother.

His life had surprisingly taken a massive upturn. Vlad had been arrested soon after Danny warned the Waynes about him, making Danny believe either his dad it felt wierd calling him that but da-Jack made it perfectly clear he should never call him that was Batmans sugar daddy or somthing or maybe the Waynes got kidnapped so much that the bats bugged the whole place. Danny hoped not, he had done a whole karaoke thing with Jazz during thier video call the other night and he really didn't want anyone to hear thier shared cat screeching.

Jazz was super happy to learn Danny had joined the Volleyball team and Astronomy club. He used to play Volleyball in middle school and played defense a lot. He was even the best on the team but he stopped playing after one too many times of his parents forgetting to show up or causing a ruckus whenever they thought a ghost was nearby.

But it was better now

The portals were shut down by the bats. The GIW where expertly obliterated from existence. His parents are getting court mandated mental help. There are no more ghosts. No more ghost hunters.

And no need for Phantom

Danny doesn't think he's ever felt this free. He could go out to eat with friends with his way too big allowance that his...dad gives him and he didn't have to worry about having to ditch them to go fight a bad guy. He could eat dinner with a family who was a little awkward but surprisingly open to him and the food was delicious and didn't attack him. He could actually sleep at night and feel safe doing it. His siblings liked spending time with him and getting to learn anout him and thier "bonus sister" Jazz.

He had no reason to use his powers.

Until the grandfather clock he was walking past swung open like a door and he locked eyes with Nightwing coming out of it. They just stared at eachother before Danny just said, "I don't want to know which one your dating. Just know I have a bat and im willing to use it in the most ungodly of ways." And walked back to his room.

He wouldn't be a superhero, but he was willing to be a supervillian to protect his new family. Or in this case make sure Nightwing, a rumored playboy, knew better than to go breaking hearts in this household.

#halloween prompts #dpxdc #danny phantom #danny fenton #fanfiction prompts #prompts #nightwing #poor nightwing #imagine if danny thinks he found out who nightwing was supposedly dating and they were mad about something #probably something bruce did ngl #and danny tells Tim while theyre in the kitchen: brb i think Nightwing is cheating on Jason. Gotta go beat him up #and leaves Tim coughing after a bad spit take #im dying #so is tim #tim gets no explanation and is forced to stalk his new brother for answers. he instead finds out his new little brother has superpowers #even funnier if danny thinks Nightwing is dating Dick and fully expects Damian to be on his side for this. #danny might go full phantom supervillian to protect the waynes from the bats and the bats would have to reveal thier identities to him #danny: does...does this mean im grounded?

[howlonomy]

imigane clover ever letting slip how fucked they family life was and ceroba just being mortified

the gang ends up on the local news

#my art #monster clover au #undertale yellow #starlo uty #ceroba ketsukane #martlet uty #clover uty #i think clovers parents were neglectful and strict based off of canon hints so thats kind of what im going for here!! #they neglected their house and their kid and expected clover to fend for themselves #and yet expect them to do everything and follow their rules #so its weird for them to actually. have reliable adults #(even if those adults… did try to kill them at first and let them kill themselves and didnt stop them but you know. everyone has flaws!!) #(theyre getting better at being adults LMAOO) #ALSO I JUST REALIZED I COVERED THE PANEL OF MARTLET FIXING THE ROOF SO U CANT TELL WHATS GOING ON?!??! #im too lazy to fix it. but im mad i covered it up #mcau comic #mcau art

[noecoded]

ocs

#i drew an img of them playing sdv together and vamp getting mad as hell over wolfmarrying sebastian but it was not good.so just imagine #theyre like that fucking img of elon musgk going. pronouns suck. and hten grimes under it like please turn off your phone and give me a Cal #oc #mine #i think the wolfs natural hair has to be brown but they bleach their ears and tail fur too which looks soo stupid once it starts growing ou

[tequiilasunriise]

I love when the toxic yuri is absolutely DOOMED by the narrative and they’re so in love they’re going through a divorce they are seeing each other in full for the first time they’re each other’s first (and last) love they’re gay and kissing and gay they’re still signing those divorce papers and yeah these is all happening at the same time

#welcoming nevermore’s white raven to the club #now i get go guah about TWO toxic yuri ships utterly doomed by the narrative going thru divorce #hiiiiii rosebirdddddd #also i want to clarify i dont mean ‘toxic’ like abusive or anything but i DO mean toxic like theure not necessarily good fer each other #like annabel lee n lenore? where their relationship is at rn is just not good shits mad unhealthy with the huge lack of communication #and all the other shit these girls are n o t on the same page hell theyre not in the same BOOK #and rosebird is. well. if you know you know. #rwby #rosebird #summer rose #raven branwen #nevermore webtoon #nevermore neverwhore #white raven #annabel lee whitlock #lenore vandernacht #feel free to tag any other ships that fit this bill if u wanna

[nyxi-pixie]

'skk dont like each other they literally always say they wanna kill each other'

as if they dont mean it in the most weirdass possessive 'no one else gets to kill you' way. as if dazai no.1 romanticiser of death osamu isnt being completely insane about it (bc what do you MEAN you've thought about killing him EVERY DAY for SEVEN YEARS)

(theyre also Lying bc theyd never actually kill each other otherwise theyd have done it already. its just a fun little exchange they have to be like 'wow ur so awful and detestable i wanna give u a lil kiss on the forehead (with a bullet<3)')

#like you dont GET IT. its just that hannigram type bs🙄🙄🙄 #'im going to be the one to kill you (marriage proposal)' #THEYRE WEIRD. THEYRE STRANGE. THEYRE VERY FUCKED IN THE HEAD. BUT THEYRE ALL OF THOSE THINGS HOMOSEXUALLY. #*shakes you violently* I HATE SOUKOKU!!! #GUYS I SWEAR IM NORMAL ABT THIS *frothing at the mouth with sign glued to forehead saying WARNING: RABIES* #skk #soukoku #anyway smthn smthn dazais weird ass kink for chuuyas ability is bc he thinks it wld be hot to die from it. #always fantasizing abt instant death and chuuya walks in w the most instantaneous murder method. bet hes mad asf it wldnt work on him😓😓 #on my insane shit again guys dont mind me

[sonknuxadow]

theres absolutely nothing wrong with being an adult who enjoys childrens media i would be the biggest hypocrite in the world if i said that there was. but i think some adult sonic fans need to be humbled. please look at the age ratings on anything sonic related. go to the kids clothing sections at target and see all the sonic stuff. if you have little cousins or nieces and nephews ask them what they think about sonic. please. because the way you think the sonic fandom is for adults only and get mad when you run into minors there is so embarrassing. the way you get mad over certain sonic media being too childish even though kids are the target audience is so embarrassing

#im sure this doesnt only apply to sonic but i see adult sonic fans act like this a lot #you cant get into a kids franchise and then get mad when its for kids. hello #you cant have a public account completely dedicated to a kids franchise and put your posts in public tags #and then say youre in an adult space and get mad when some random 15 year old likes your post. come on now. #thats like the online equivalent of going into a middle school and putting up a sign that says 18+ ONLY MINORS DNI #and then getting mad when minors can still see you #also the way some sonic fans make fun of people for liking other childrens media because its cringe #as if theyre not doing the exact same thing by liking sonic

[aiteanngaelach]

THERE IS NO IRISH PRIME MINISTER SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP that's the TAOISEACH and there is no Irish Parliament either that's the DÁIL it is SOO easy to get right. please try. i believe in you

#ireland #Gaeilge #irish #it gets me so unreasonably mad #but like! i don't go round saying the american taoiseach the britush tánaiste #have a bit of respect for other cultures and languages like #i dont care too much when people on the internet do it if whatever source theyre referencing referred to 'the Irish prime minister' (if it #said taoiseach then youre an asshole) but when the BBC or other news networks say irish prime minister irish parliament whatever i get homi #homicidal #like the brits dont say the american prime minister i wonder whats the difference 🤔 hmmmmm #taoiseach isnt a direct translation of the british word prime minister like #its its own word snd term with CENTURIES of meaning #*and #Taoiseach is two fecking syllables like #roughly its tee-shuck but you should look up the pronunciation on teanglann and listen to it #same with dáil (dawl but really you should listen to it)

[leviathiane]

Bad: every kill I got didn't feel like it changed anything.

Slime: Sure didn't stop you though, did it.

#qsmp #liveblogging #LMFAO #the event is over and theyre just chatting after now #foolish got SO fucking mad at bad lmfaooo #slime got killed so much #foolish is gonna get chicken tenders and tina is begging for some too frorm him #they do agree there needs to be some rebalancing #bc this was very intense and slightly miserable #they got frustrated a lot #it would be fine if this wasnt a server and group established a different way #but this is qsmp. #also foolish going ahah yeah i knew bad would IMMEDIATELY check where everyne spawned and kill us #and bad was like :) i did. i noted it immediately

[pickled-flowers]

Also just because you get annoyed by something someone is doing doesn't mean they are evil you can leave us alone

#this is about autistic people. #that guy in you class that is always asking questions? he always raises his hand theres nothing wrong with it #it takes time in the class but that's how he makes sure he understands the subject #and meanwhile every other student decides hes an asshole #that girl who doesnt blink and who cant seem to have a linear conversation is not doing anything wrong #you dont like interacting with her but that doesnt say anything about her you can leave her alone you dont have to bitch behind her back #that person cant read social cues? why are you getting mad? can you shut the fuck up? #it is insane how often some of my friends talk about people who are clearly autistic and are mad at them #no its not because theyre autistic theyre just always interupting! #its not because theyre autistic they just make me uncomfortable! PLEASE LISTEN TO YOURSELF #i swear youre all asshole to us #no respect fr #its so annoying to see you run in a circle trying to justify calling someone an ass for doing literally nothing wrong #youre allowed to feel how you want about other people but you always jump to bullying #and whenever i try to make them realize they get so deffensive #just because you grew up with an autistic brother does not make you a fucking expert youre not even close to him!! #ok sorry im gonna go hit my bong im getting too angry lol

[resizura]

i dont think resident evil fans actually like resident evil games because like… esp ppl who only play the modern/remake games when they play an older one theyre like “why is there so much exploration? why is the inventory so small? wtf are the item boxes for? the puzzles are too hard! fixed camera angles!!!” like…. That is Resident Evil. it is survival horror. you need to survive. you need to plan your resources accordingly. you’ll miss items if you’re not careful enough. you have to choose which puzzles to do and when. you need to be strategic about when you save. should you kill those zombies or run past them? is it worth it using a shotgun on a zombie when you have your knife? what grenade ammo do i wanna craft? like im sorry but thats how resi started not the actiony hand-holdy bs it is now

#resizura rants #like unfortunately all the games r more action like re4 #i cant finish village because the puzzles make me mad cause theyre not puzzles. #oh u can only go thru one door #oh look wine #hmm this probably goes in the only other room thats unlocked #like yippee #but idk when people complain ab re1make or re0 being annoying to play #because of the Core Mechanics That Make Them Resident Evil Games #i get annoyed as hell #literally like ‘why do i have to apply survival skills to this survival horror?’

[moeblob]

Deacon loves two things: Ymber and digging himself a grave.

Fulj hates one thing: Deacon.

#my characters #waiting on some info on the next commission so i indulged in ocs today bc i doubt i will have as much time for lil comics for a bit #deacon is so devoted hes like yeah i would kill for a deity that could easily kill anything himself but yknow teehee #and fulj just did you tell him you needed therapy also does he even know youd murder in his name #deacon caught red handed haha no of course i havent told him it should be obvious enough haha.... and its in his defense not his name :c #man really does have some issues but i love him so much and hes so devoted but like. unhealthily after a while #he does in fact need a chill pill and therapy but to be fair #ymber has needed therapy for centuries and yet he just bottles it all up and suffers so #its pretty unhealthy until they yell at each other one (1) time bc they are so insecure about things and get mad over very valid reasons #but then theyre like you know what that was necessary and i still want to stay by your side if you let me #and then fulj is like dude hey sorry you seem really happy did you fu- and ymber is like no please stop there we have not #fulj just squinting cause have not is very different than will not but whatever she doesnt wanna think about that with deacon involved ew #and eventually fulj is like hey ymber im sorry to say but i really do hate deacon and i dont even know why but he makes me uncomfortable #while deacon is just. in the room. hearing this and thinking how he knows she thinks hes weird but wow that wording hurts #and ymber doesnt wanna fill in memories better forgotten by fulj which she had forcefully removed #so he just says oh well his hair and clothing are black and you had someone in the past that you might see in him and its not a pleasant en #so you know maybe its that idk #and fulj is then WHATST i was rude to him for someone i cant even remember? lame im gonna try SO HARD to be nice to him now #and deacon just still sitting there with some food like this is v awkward and i wish i could not be here for it #and later he asks ymber about who he resembled and as ymber is descibing her it clicks in deacons head and he gets really sad #that he might somehow remind fulj of the woman she loved before she was punished for loving a mortal #and he feels kinda bad pestering her so much with his curiosities about deities and he kinda gets it #the fact hes close to ymber might remind her at the core that she was once that close with a mortal if not closer #anyway story time in the tags again #im so obsessed with these peeps and i have made them suffer so much but they do all end on a happy note #its still funny and nice to me that while fulj is creeped out by deacon and doesnt like talking to him #he still expresses the most emotions to her - he tries hard to remain serious around ymber and collected and obedient at all times #and when out and about with ymber he has to be intimidating and refuses smiling but fulj?? all sunshine and smiles and emotions easy to rea #and she is just that is so weird go away i hate you

[numberonecodwomenfan]

im not the biggest gaz fan out there (nothing against him, i’m just on a faralex and körangi kick rn) but what the actual fuck is this dawg 😭

WHO IS THATTT

it doesnt even have his body type??? gaz is a lot leaner and this mfer is built like a TANK

covering almost all of his face and changing his body type, face shape, and even his skin tone was… definitely a choice !

#call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #robin is big mad again #this is becoming a pattern #but also infinity ward get ur shit together #they cannot let a black man live his best life istg #gaz cod #kyle gaz garrick #i dont even go here (here being gaz fans) but they fucked him UPPPP #plus the new pack with the ugly fucking ghillie suits…. theyre killing me here

[gifti3]

What if Asmo got gum stuck in his hair, like really in there and somewhere he cant see easily

But MC helps him get it out and they manage to without damaging or cutting his hair

#Not to be thirsty early in the morning but i think thst would really get him going #but seriously i was imagining this scenario in bed this morning #like making him sit in a chair (or on a pillow on the ground next to his bed) #whatever works for you #using hair clips to pin the nonstuck hair out of the way #theres like several different ways that can help remove gum--including peanut butter #Anyways mc is just searching up what to do and is like “okay...” #“we got this 👍” #and theyre so gentle when handling his hair cause they know how much he cares about it #obey me asmodeus x mc #obey me asmodeus #asmodeus x reader #My question tho is how gum got stuck in his hair like that lol #He let his guard down for 3 seconds and laid his head against a wall outside or something without thinking maybe #Or some silly cartoon shenanigans #Where someone is just blowing and big gum bubble and it pops and gets everywhere lmaoo #I like the cartoon one #Cause its silly #i pray for whoever did that tho cause ik he was mad mad #but seriously hes so thankful and pleased #like staring at you with sparkly anime eyes type shit #(//☯^☯//) #maybe something like this lol #and probably kisses and hugs too #....i think asmo would use emoticons actually #hes an XD user so i dont think its far fetched #let him send emoticons in the chat it would be funny and the brothers would probably want him to stop #except levi actually #levi joins in #ahhh my brain is so cute this morning WOW

[seapulp]

children of yonko, besties really

#one piece #katacroc #katakuri x crocodile #sir crocodile #charlotte katakuri #katakuri #big mom pirates #my art #no cause i dig the idea of croco being WBs bio kid #and baby katakuri was a shy sweetheart around baby croco #since crocodile wasnt allowed to partake in cool pirate shit since WB didnt allow it #katakuri would be like look DEADNAME treasure! mama will get mad but i wanted you to take some before you go #shyly hands them #crocodile being like... thank you kata #theyre both old fucks who bond over trauma from their big bad parents

[ssaseaprince]

Hugh Dancy 🤝 Robert Sean Leonard:

Insisting their obviously queer character is straight and the obviously queer relationship they're in is platonic.

Hugh Laurie 🤝 Mads Mikkelsen:

Being the biggest cheerleaders for the fandoms queer ships involving their characters.

#Don't get me wrong Hugh Dancy has gotten a lot better over the years #but i remember in early Hannibal days a his interviews were him insisting Will was straight and Mads going 🤨 obviously not #Hugh is a pretty big Hannigram supporter now but he used to always insist they were platonic lmfao #robert sean leonard is playing the queerest characters ever & then getting personally offended when theyre involved in queer ships #Whereas Mads and Hugh Laurie are just like fuck yeah theyre queer as hell #literally the biggest supporters ever #love that for them #rsl just gotta protect his peace at this point lmfao #!!!!HANNIGRAM/HILSON DENIERS WILL BE BLOCKED!!!! #Hilson deniers dni #hannigram deniers dni #hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal nbc #hannigram #mads mikkelsen #hugh dancy #house #house md #gregory house #greg house #dr james wilson #wilson #james wilson #hugh laurie #rsl #robert sean leonard #hilson

[sonknuxadow]

the way people are always denying that sonic and tails are brothers whenever one or both of them appears in a sibling related poll is so sad. you hate little guys ? you hate family born of love and not genetics ? you hate youre my mom and dad and picket fence ?

#also ive noticed that nobody ever complains about other sets of adopted siblings being included? #or even characters who arent canonically siblings but are just headcanoned as such ? #its only ever sonic and tails that get that backlash and denial. even though theyre canonically brothers. i dont get it #sonic frontiers spoilers #< tagging because . i references a frontiers quote in the post #ive literally seen people say that sonic and tails arent real siblings #just because theyre mad that theyre beating their favorite set of blood related sibilngs on a tumblr poll #whihc is just so weird. like they may be fictional characters but i feel like that might be revealing some of your thoughts #about irl adopted siblings. #some people just dont know and arent assholes about it and only go ''wait tails has a sibling?'' and leave it at that #but again. i never see anyone say that sort of thing about any other characters in these polls. JUST sonic and tails. its so weird ?