#if u dont agree thats okay

[hetalia-fannn]

Dunno why but I REALLY love Aph America's name, Alfred F. Jones. If this ain't the most stereotypical American name then I don't know anything lmao.

#dont u love it when for some reason names fit characters' vibe/personality/design #idek why i got this feeling while i was thinking about america's personality and appearance #like ik its verrrrry stereotypical but thats what makes it funny to me lmaoo #and his design really just screams his name to the point i cant imagine america with another name lmfao (i too dont know why) #i guess this goes for other countries as well #even tho there are some others i dont agree with but thats okay (at least to me) #also! america's name (idk why again) suits ww2 theme like the names that time #werent like that? #pretty sure that's a random captain name lol #hetalia #aph #hws #hetalia world stars #hetalia axis powers #aph america #hws america #aph us #aph usa #hws us #hws usa #“iM tHe hERoOo1!1!1!!!1!” #(yes that's a reference to my fav hetalia gifs post- dont yall love self advertisements lol jk)

[jewishfalin]

I really like how Whitney's jewish convert status was handled in The Curse and I'm sad to see articles where writers just reveal their biases against jewish converts while writing about the show like man u missed the point and im side eyeing u.

#seeing articles like 'whitney is wearing judaica and converting for sympathy/to feel oppressed' like first of all... #her magen david is so fucking tiny i couldn't see it until pointed out in the episode where she argues with her parents #it is revealed that she is already converted so like. thats a huge process dude u dont just convert to feel special #yes whitney has issues and is oblivious to her privilege as a white women with her background #and that is a big focus but like. her being a jewish convert isn't like some scheme?? #and she is accepted by the jewish people in her life and the only people shown to not be accepting of her jewish conversion are her parents #who we r not supposed to agree with #and that happens in a point in the show where whitney is having character developments and we start seeing #the multifaceted parts of characters #its rlly good okay and im so mad at people missing the point grrrr #like theres literally a scene where she is feeling insecure abt not being born jewish and asher tells her #hey just because you weren't born jewish doesnt mean youre any less jewish than me #like she has many flaws but her being a jewish convert isnt one of them she just happens to be a jewish convert #and the show is very much about jewish guilt and privilege #and perspective. perception of self vs the perception others have #the curse tv show #ramblings

[mogai-sunflowers]

Am I the only one who really hated the year where the "nobody asked thing" happened a ton? It was used against me a lot whenever I overshared and as an autistic person I have trouble regulating that so I just stopped talking at all.

YEAH IT'S SO RUDE AND FOR NO FUCKING REASON??????????????? one time someone said that exact thing to me and i had a panic attack and felt so horrible but now looking back on it....... yes! yes you DID ask!!! because you made a public post with an opinion and gave absolutely no instruction as to who you wanted to respond! this is on YOU! /nay anon

#🌌written in the stars ; asks🌌 #im so sorry anon thats really sucky #u can overshare with me anytime and i wont be like that and im dead serious. #the way internet leftism practically requires you to be perfect is so fucking annoying #people act like if you aren't a part of a certain group that youre an asshole if you ever engage in convos about said group. #which is fucking RIDICULOUS!! #like for context #this person made a post sharing an opinion on unlearning racism. and i added my opinion because i too #am a person who has had to unlearn racism. what a shocker. #so i added on agreeing with their point and adding a little of my own insight. #and they responded saying they didnt ask for my white opinion and i needed to shut up #and its like. i understand and respect if you dont want white people interacting with your posts. but you DIDNT SAY THAT! #and sense you didnt i assumed that it was okay to add my opinion because THATS HOW HUMAN CONVERSATIONS WORK!!!! #it was perfectly normal for me to engage in a discussion on racism. i wasn't speaking on an issue i have no say in #i was simply talking about the importance of unlearning racism and doing the work because i have experience with that and its true. #this is true for all nuances and group dynamics im just talking about this rn #please dont get me wrong im not trying to undermine the importance of centering poc #and im not in any way trying to say that white people are always qualified to talk about racism or that we should always share our opinions #OR that poc are obligated to be nice to white people when they're disrespectful to them. #but my point is here that i was entirely within my lane #entirely respectful #but because i misinterpreted a social situation that was not at all clear i was suddenly the bad guy #and its infuriating because this has happened so many times. im not a bad person for getting shit wrong and its done so much and i mean SO #FUCKING #MUCH #harm to my mental health to think of myself as a failure because of my mistakes #it's just. ugh. stop

[oscill4te]

there comes great pleasure with being an annoying unbearable vegan im sorry. im bad at it bc im always like "nuance tho" but it's fun to at least pretend im a preachy stereotype

#im not as annoying about it as i could be bc im a fawn >.> im always like #“cafo practices are evil and unsustainable long-term but um um um. um um.... its okay if u dont agree :3” #i dont think being vegan is the only way to protest or reform CAFOs but hey. hit them where it hurts right?- their profifs.... #i actually may not even be considered a true “vegan” in that my views are different from other vegans #i dont believe eating meat is bad and i think humans thrive best on an omnivorous diet #but CAFOs are so evil to me. i wish humans ate small game like fish or squirrels or even grubs/eggs #and only sparingly.. #only when needed. some ppl may need more than others bc we all have different needs. and uh. uhm. yeah. thats my deranged thoughts on it al #also i try to be careful abt veganism bc ED territory.. again.. being vegan isnt the only way to protest CAFOs i think #i just dont know any other ways tho except raising chickens for eggs or fishing for urself. um >.< #and in this capitalist society who has time for that. right #ugh back to my fawning ways i am actually bad at being an annoying vegan bc i think about nuance all the time #im still annoying just in a different typa way #txt #i dont think CAFOs will ever go away and there is so many horrible things happening to other humans that we can't even stop #so i guess i understand why this isnt peoples first priority #idk doomed hopeless world mindset

[featherdawn]

I've fucking cursed myself with an animatic idea that I never made and now any song that's about the way the internet fucks with ur psyche gets automatically associated with monika in my mind

#monika ddlc #doki doki literature club #the original idea was welcome to the internet by bo burnham and was mostly focused on her epiphany #and now ive got you liked this (okay computer!) by will wood and the internet has ruined me by wilbur soot on my list #the latter is funny bc im very opposed to animating her with a love song #i dont want to reduce a character arc about cosmic horror and derealization and the desperation for human connection down #to “girl sad boy dont love her so she kill girls boy love” thats so fucking lame #but i could make tihrm work #if i ever got MOTIVATION #but anyways. long rant i have many thoughts but dobt wanna derail my own post #thinking about like. monika discovering everything about our world through the internet and more importantly. social media #and so her worldview is gonna be warped by default #social media conditions people to view others not as people but as faceless entities #its not “10 000 people saw what you wrote and agreed with it/found it funny” its “your post got 10 000 likes” #its not that the person re arguinh with is a human influenced by their environment and upbringing its that theyre shitty by default #or alternatively its not that the person ur arguing with is someone with an influence on the real world its just a troll here to piss u off #things like doxxing. suicide baiting. threats of violence. child porn. theyre all things that we know are bad but happen regardless because #the internet is anonymous. its ok bc subconsciously the person isnt really human. theyre just another faceless user #this must affect how she views her friends #after all. theyre less than just users. theyre ai #it doesnt matter if theyre no different than her. it doesnt matter if the things shes doing are horrible #people on the internet have done similarly bad things to other humans. its fine. shes not a bad person. its fine. #deleting her becomes the equivalent of learning the stranger u sent gore to is your neighbor who uve had pleasant conversations with #the brutal realization that its not a faceless entity. its a human being you know and love. and youve done horrible things to them. #god i really need to make a video essay on this huh #if u read all of this character analysis mwah ily

[deeplyunnerving]

I feel sometimes like there's too much of a focus on series going "bigger than ever before", to keep escalating, to keep getting wilder and bigger and doing more. Like, of course you want to keep the stakes up and keep people interested, but if you keep going up there's only so far you can go. Especially for series that wants to have longevity or go on for at least a few seasons.

Bigger is not always better. If you start in a good place and you just keep going up, I feel that eventually you lose the spirit of why your original series was good in the first place. Some stories are just better at a very specific size! In fact, many stories are made greater by limitations. Having to find creative solutions, not being able to go bigger, bigger, bigger, it helps a project keep some authenticity to it.

If anything, I love a story that can go smaller. To be able to face off against that big world ending threat and turn around and go "okay, and how does that affect the heart of the show? How does this move our characters, move their dynamics?", not forgetting where they all started from. Focusing down to the bare essentials before you build back up, so you don't have to just keep building higher and higher.

... I dunno. I'm just tired of seeing something that was started with heart, potential, humanity at the core, and just bloats into something bright and shiny and, for the most part, just... empty.

#okay yes this is about stranger things bc thats my blog right now #but it applies to a lot of beloved shows/series that have just. gone off track for me #when i think about all of the longform media I've loved the progression of #its clear that they know when and how to stay small #it takes a certain type of focus but that focus (to me) is essential #stranger things s4 #writing #its alright if u dont agree im just feeling feelings rn

[nyxi-pixie]

its fine to make interpretation posts on whether u think mikes gay or bi but thats exactly what it is: interpretation

now its interpretation OF canon so obviously its not baseless

but pls dont argue with each other over it🙏 just let people vibe frfr people are allowed to bike wheeler truth without u guys jumping in to explain why u think hes gay. its okay theyre not attacking u for interpreting things differently

we have more in common that not. its us against the straights dont ever let infighting obscure that 😤😤😤😤

#i think hes gay bc he never shows interest in women like ever in the show. (apart from el but ppl will argue however they want abt that) #but that doesnt mean im gonna show up at bi mike posts going #um actually have u read this analysis🤓🤓 #bc thats annoying and weird #they probably have read it and they just dont agree #bc thats a thing ur allowed to do! ur allowed to just. disagree w stuff. u dont have to try and convince people to agree with u #its okay people are allowed differences #ANYWAY. UNITE AGAINST OUR ONE TRUE ENEMY #STRAIGHT MIKE TRUTHERS #*shudders* #byler

[crehelf]

ranting and venting in the tags feel free to ignore o7

#couldn't sleep bc i was already circling back in depression with the dropping out of college #bc they threaten to ask for the full tuition fees if u dont quit before the end of the month #and i did bc i dont even wanna continue but i was also denied the scholarship #so yeah bye bye #i was trying to distract myself to sleep and then i remembered something thats sitting soooo bitterly at the back of my throat #when i was taken to the hospital by 2 people in an ambulance in september #i felt too bad back then to process what occurred and even threw up shortly after #but i just remembered the guy groped me #either when checking smth or helping me get up i forgot that #but i remember looking at him #he looked at me then moved his hand away #again i puked shortly after that so i completely forgot #and i remembered now when im already feeling low and trying to sleep #my dad tried to comfort me to move on or said like some people have worse things going on #i interrupted him #told him that despite his good intentions he is not helping and you shouldn't repress your pain over others #luckily he agreed #but im so mad and disgusted over remembering that #and i need my uni to cancel my year i keep trying to find whats wrong with my health i dont wanna continue #okay im done 🤡 #i got some tea for now I'll read something to keep my brain busy

[reel-fear]

I feel like I am going BONKERS, rn like I know Twitter is the website ever but like ??????

#ramblez #idk when telling ppl they said smth that came across as mean or harsh became known as a personal accusation of that person being mean #but man I did not yknow catch up on that understanding! #just like hmmmm #I am so tired of ppl telling me to chill out even when I am trying to in very calm very passive words explain my reasoning #and its like 10x worse when I am agreeing with the persons main point but dont like how they worded it #and they take it as an attack on the correct point they were making instead of a simple mistake of wording that can easily be fixed #+10 points if they double down on said wording and then later say it was bc they are neurodivergent #like my man maybe ur autism does cause u to come accross as harsh sometimes thats okay #but when somebody tells you youre coming accross as harsh ur autism does not make u double down instantly and get angry #and also its like maybe I sound insane? #but if u gonna defend ur take as objective critisism it has to be something u can like objectively prove! #and if u then end off the thread stating it was just ur opinion and trying to spin it all to make me look like I had a fit bc I disagreed? #thats super weird? #and also in general u should be very careful when mixing objective facts with ur opinions or speculation #u need to put disclaimers or have smth that clearly shows whats meant to be taken objectively and whats an opinion u have #otherwise it can get confusing esp if anyone yknow takes ur word as fact bc its surrounded by actually provable stuff! #and I mean Im ignoring the part where the number one way they doubled down was by saying it was objective critisism when it wasnt KJDFHGKJD #just #ugh #tiring #one of these days Ill grow strong enough to delete twitter bc nothing good ever comes of it

[shadeslayer]

I unfollowed a fanfic author I'd been following for years because they made fun of people who are against death tourism. Like sorry that my cultural relationship with death and the centuries of my people's graves being desecrated and their bodies displayed in museums has made me not super thrilled with the idea of treating the graves of people who died horrific deaths like they're just a cool tourism site for your travel blog 🙄

i think SO SO SO much still about the dickson mounds "museum" that we learned about / watched a documentary about in my THPO class which OOPS!! was in illinois. which doesnt surprise me bc ive been repeatedly told to check out "Starved Rock" ! so named because they rounded up indians there and starved them to death. its a beautiful picnic grounds now where you can have your childs birthday party! :)

sorry but if u go "umm but if i cant go walk around graves and gawk at corpses then that means a lot of places will need to be ~canceled~" like... yeah. lol. a lot of places arent good. u think jewish people are super excited and happy to have their loved ones on display in shoah museums? but oh thank goodness, you "learned something" from it.

at that pt yall sound indistinguishable from the white yankee moms shouting down reporter microphones about how the redskins doing their evil mean stunt where they (checks notes) covered up the human remains that were dug up so people could walk around in the "death pit" and look at the dead people up close and look at dead indians on the roadside in desecrated graves... that led to the exhibition being closed .. is cruel and evil and "how will i teach my children about death now? theyve done us all a disservice by robbing us of a great teaching moment"

sorry some people & cultures think its inappropriate to gawk at mass graves. learn your history lessons somewhere fucking else. peoples bodies are not your "teaching moment"

#oiuguhgg someone rbed some post like that on my feed the other day and i cant like. remember who it was but im not mad enough to find out #and unfollow or anyth. i get it. its just like. think for more than a couple moments past 'but that would make so many museums ~canceled~!' #like yeah. lol. thats kind of the whole thing about 'natural history museums' that have human remains. thats kind of the whole. NAGPRA thin #and idk. basic decency and respect? but white folk havent heard of that #they dont realize its kinda rude to dig up peoples families and put them on display in an act of literal exhibitionism/voyeurism #i can agree 2 disagree but if someone mocked ppl not agreeing with it id be like okay baiiiiii !! good on u anon #death - #anompolili

[somuch-4-stardust]

okay so i have started watching wednesday and my general thought is that i enjoy the show but not for the same reason i like the addams family movies (and? we have a book full of addams family comics. those too idk). like i feel like its a different style BUT i still enjoy it because i think the characters are fun and i love mysteries and i have always been a big wednesday fan. and its kinda cheesy coming of age love triangle moment and i love those . BUT MY OTHER THING IS i think wednesday is autistic (but . this is also one of those where when allistics say it it feels. kinda icky sometimes. ) BECAUSE she does that thing which is Bad but where you like. use people as means to an end ?? and not value human connection WHICH IS SOMETHING I DO SOMETIMES and its not good but likeidk

#and also. lack of facial expressions. the moment where shes like. 'im just prioritizing" to the one boy #and it reads to him as 'you are not a priority/ i dont like u' but shes just trying to like. tell it how it is?? #like shes not trying to be mean #the monotone voice too <- me moment #AND EVEN THE EVERYTHING IN BLACK AND WHITE!!! LIKE . DO U KNOW LIKE. i forgor the word #like having things be more neutral colors for like less overstimulation. <- which is not something i personally do i love colors #anyways. wednesday just like me frfr!!! #funfact. my parents used to compare me to wednesday all the time cuz i was a bit of a . dark child #and also i loved wednesday. and when my hair was long i liked to do the double braid thing #MY MUM AGREES W THE AUTISM THEORY she was like 'maybe shes just autistic she acts just like you' #<- which like. i dont think thats a good thing but slay!!! i guess!!! #okay rant over i prommy i will do no more wednesday posting #ALSO ALSO #i didnt feel like the characterization of the rest of the addams family was accurate personally.

[qraceiuv]

hii can you do singer!reader x jude (ik you’ve done it recently so i understand if you don’t want to 😞) and can the faceclaim be tyla? idk if you let anons choose faceclaims anyways thank uuu!!!! also remember to eat and stay hydrated 🫶🏽🫶🏽 love u

water. jude bellingham.

summary — your new song causes the fans to want more and more content from jude and yours relationship

notes — tysm for this request! love u more bb, i literally had tyla in mind for a new blurb, and getting this made it perfect

warnings — inappropriate jokes? idk + mentions of throw up and such - js some cute lil fluff as usual

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y/nsusername

y/nsusername: 'water' out this friday🩵🐆

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username: OMGOMGOMG

username: THIS IS SO UNEXPECTED

username: totally not breaking down

username: i need to wife her

username: WHATWHATATWNAN

username: WATER??😭

yourfriend: HOT HOT MEOWWW

— y/nsusername: oh thats

username: her and jude r dating right

— username: yeah it was confirmed like 3 months ago but they dont post much of each other

— username: maybe the singles abt him

— username: I HOPEEE

y/nsusername

y/nsusername: make me lose my breath, make me water 🪩🪞🐆💦

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username: IM GLING INSANE

username: WTF

username: omg im so proud of her

username: SHES COME SO FAR CRYING

— y/nsusername: 🥹🥹🥹

username: AH AH AHHHH

username: im actually so happy for her

yourfriend: JIMMY FUCKING FALLON

— y/nsusername: JIMMY FUCKING FALLON

username: STREAM WATER BY Y/N

username: MAKE ME SWEATTTT

— username: MAKE ME HOTTERRRR

username: on repeat

username: oh shes gonna eat

judebellingham: 💦💦💦

— y/nsusername: delete immediately

— username: HELP?

username: JUDE IM CRYING

username: judes comment has made my year

username: finally y/njude content (its horrible)

y/nsusername

y/nsusername: tour so far... i love you lovely people and the many helping hands behind the scenes <3

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username: see you in a week!!

username: i need to go

username: shes thriving

username: getting the hype she deserves

judebellingham: omg you love me?

— y/nsusername: no !

— judebellingham: guess ill turn the plane around

— y/nsusername: HEY.

username: HES ON A PLANE TO SEE HER😭😭

username: GUYS R WE GONNA FINALLY GET SOME Y/NJUDE LORE

username: i love them (we barely know them)

judebellingham

judebellingham: to be proud of my girl is an understatement 🩵🩵

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username: okay ill cry

username: y/n love club

username: shouldve put 💦💦💦

— y/nsusername: agreed

y/nsusername: 💦💦💦

— jude bellingham: i hate you now.

— y/nsusername: payback

username: adoption papers wya

username: hard launch a lil too late

y/nsusername: i love you

y/nsusername

y/nsusername: my man finally took me out

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username: KMS KMS KMS

username: FINALLY WE GETTING SOME SHIT

username: make me sweattt... sorry

— username: MAKE ME HOTTERRR

— username: everyone thank jude for this sexy song

yourfriend: i could treat u better

— y/nsusername: i know i know

judebellingham: im gonna do it

— y/nsusername: dont.

— judebellingham: 💦💦💦

username: JUDES COMMENT😭😭

username: theyre actually so cute

username: the banter >>>

username: my man is whipped

y/nsusername

y/nusername: 2M weekly streams on water... kisses 🐆💋

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username: MAKE ME WATERRRD

username: YESSS

username: literally so deserved

username: im so proud lemme cry

username: MY BABY

username: WE LOVE YOU

username: STFU OMG

username: nobody deserves it more

judebellingham: my popstar

— y/nsusername: my starboy

judebellingham: so proud of you baby

username: BABY?!?!

username: im on the floor rn

username: jude is too lucky

username: im throwing up cuz of them

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#jude bellingham #fanfic #qraceiuv #jude bellingham fluff #jude bellingham imagine #jude bellingham oneshot #jude bellingham x reader #jude bellingham x you #jude x reader #jude bellingham smau #jude bellingham social media au #jude bellingham x fem!reader #jude bellingham fic #soccer x reader #soccer imagine #football imagine #futbol imagine #fanfiction #social media au

[arlerts-angel]

having so many hard thoughts abt eren rn. how dominant he would be, getting off on making u nervous and embarrassed. his long hair hanging in ur face as he hovers above u... i feel like he'd love fingering u, the feeling of ur warm, wet pussy clenching around his fingers. and fuck, just knowing that he was making u feel so good would egg him on so quickly.

i know u dont write much eren, and thats okay!! please disregard this if it doesnt resonate with you. i just trust ur interpretation of the characters since u have such a knack for it. but if it does id love to hear ur thoughts. im just a whore for eren jaeger what can i say 🤤

eren jaeger x fem!reader, NSFW 🤍 18+ MDNI

a/n: oop i don't usually write characters with 'daddy' as a title but i can so see eren calling himself that so that's what i wrote SORRY HNSHKSHK I HOPE YOU LIKE IT STILL 😰

lots of dirty talk | fingering | pet names: baby, pretty, princess, dirty girl | eren calls himself daddy

taglist: @ringsofsaturnnnn @i-literally-cant-with-this @milky-aeons

NONNIE !!! you are so right

eren absolutely loves making you flustered and squirmy; he thinks you're just so cute when you're nervous! not only that, but i think it fuels his ego just a smidge 🤭

and mmm, i agree that one of his favorite things in the world to do to you is finger your desperate little pussy while he hovers above you. he has a perfect view of your pretty face while he makes you cum on his fingers :(

oh, some food for thought! eren would absolutely moan with you and talk you through while he fingers you :(

he sucks air in through his gritted teeth while he fingers you and rubs your clit, going on about "aw, feels so good doesn't it baby? i know it does. y'look so pretty... so fuckin pretty baby. pussy's so wet for me baby, you like when i finger you huh? yeahhh, right there... just like that. doing so good for me, princess."

oh and when you buck your hips against him while he fingers you?

"oh you like that, don't you? dirty girl. so desperate to cum. tell daddy how good he makes you feel. let me hear it, baby. wanna hear those pretty moans."

he just loves to pleasure you in general ! fingering, eating you out, fucking you senseless, anything that makes you cum he loves !

i think he'd be heavy on eye contact, but sometimes the eye contact is too much so you try to hide your face or close your eyes but he hits you with the "look at me baby. wanna look into those pretty eyes when you cum for me"

HEAR ME OUT. HE KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD WHILE YOU CUM. 😵‍💫😍

#📝 — mack wrote that #eren jaeger smut #eren jaeger x reader smut #eren x reader smut #attack on titan smut #aot smut #shingeki no kyojin smut #snk smut #eren yeager x reader smut #eren yeager smut #x reader smut #aot x reader smut #snk x reader smut #eren jaeger x reader #eren jaeger aot #eren smut #eren snk #eren aot #eren jeager smut #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #eren jaeger #eren jaeger x you

[snoozisworld]

Bi-Han Headcanons (SFW & Slight!NSFW)

A/N: Finally getting some work done around here. You can request any other characters, this is just some shit-posting while I workshop a longer bi han x reader. Also most of these r my opinion so pls dont get mad if u dont agree.

SFW:

Bi-Han is the type of man to always wonder where you are and what you're doing if you're not with him. Like that man is full of some buried anxiety, so if you don't tell him you're going out? Pray for him.

VERY protective, like a guard dog. He takes his job very seriously and despite his mean demeanor he actually cares a LOT about you.

Probably wouldn't be a big hugger? You would have to coax it out of him but when he does hug you? It feels like heaven to the both of you.

Loves your lips, LOVES them. Looking at them? Hell yes. Kissing them? Even better. He will never admit it though.

He has a pretty big temper, but will refuse to acknowledge it. Thinks its totally normal to be angry all the time (its not. bi han please do some heavy reevaluation)

Loves when you cook for him or mend his wounds, he won't admit it but it feels nice to be taken care of for once. (It probably reminds him of his mother)

If you were his spouse he probably wouldn't like you fighting or training with the Lin Kuei a lot. He loves that you're strong but he likes you better when you're not hurting yourself.

NSFW:

Wouldn't be into aftercare at first, especially if it's your first time hooking up. But if you were together for longer or even married, he'd totally set you up a nice bath or something.

Big. B I G. Have you seen the muscles on that man? I wouldn't even doubt it for a second. You were lowkey scared at first.

Likes it on the rougher side, but he will go slow and sensual if you want it.

(I see this a lot and i don't like it so here we are) Would not be big on hitting you during it. Maybe some light spanking but actually hurting you? nope.

Has definitely thought about using his ice powers during it. Maybe once or twice...or thrice... okay he thinks about it a LOT.

Has broken the headboard AND the bed at least twice. (bella and edward style)

Prefers receiving more than giving, but will not pass up the opportunity to go down on you.

I don't see him as a switch, I definitely think he's more dom than anything so don't expect much submission from him during it.

Loves when you pull his hair, nuff said.

A/N: Thats all for now. Feedback is always appreciated!!

#mortal kombat #bi han #bi han x you #bi han x reader #bi han sub zero #sub zero #mk1 #mk1 2023 #lin kuei #afab reader #amab reader #gender neutral reader #fanfic #headcanon

[kaisfruit]

Hiiii loved your first first about kai!

Could I request a one shot or headcanon about each of the ninja and how they would pleasure a fem!reader pls?

How they pleasure you | All ninja x fem!reader headcanons

a/n: omg tysm for my first ask <3 this is like,,one of the few times ive ever written nsfw so!! i hope its okay :3 also im gonna leave out lloyd cuz ik technically he's an adult but idk it's still a bit weird imo warnings: nsfw under the cut (duh),cunnilingus (cole, zane, nya) , slight size kink mention in cole's part, degradation in kai's part, inappropriate usage of elemental ability (jay), umm thats all i can think of im srry if i missed anything ^^

Cole

Ugh idec he's a big guy. is that a collective hc that the whole fandom can agree on? i think so

def uses that size to his advantage when y'all are alone together

I'm talking like MANHANDLING

only if u ask tho cuz cmon we all know he is such a caring guy he would always take your wants and boundaries into account

okay, my horrible down bad size kink out of the way-

mans has a big appetite (wink wink)

goes down on you like no other. like, he treats your pussy like it's breakfast, lunch, dinner, AND DESSERT babes

there would be no breaks with him. i cant say this enough, but he is eating you out like a man starved

overstimulation bound to happen srry i dont make the rules

he would NOT ask for anything in return

this man is the biggest giver when it comes to sex oh my lorddd

you're in charge but like he is if you know what i mean?

like he does what he knows you love, but on his own terms

ur in the bed and he's just instantly pinning you down yk using that strength of his, spreading your legs as far as the can go, and boom diving in head first

srry i could fill up like 3 posts of just cole eating you out im that passionate abt this topic

Kai

Plays with your pleasure like it's a damn toy

This man is the biggest tease ever

Though, his teasing does lean a bit towards minor body worshipping bc he's just everywhere

Marking you up with hickeys wherever he can get his damn mouth

Hands? can barely keep track of their movements. One second they're playing with your tits the next he's two fingers deep in your pussy

Let's just say he's taking his time here just to make the actual sex feel absolutely amazing on your end

But rlly it gets him going seeing you all whiny beneath him at his never ending touches

it's a win-win if you think about it

THAT DAMN MOUTH.

kai is not the guy for u if ur not down for a bit of degradation because DAMN

he has to come second place to jay in the yapping awards bc he's always saying smthn during the act

he pays attention though. listens or feels your reactions to every filthy thing he whispers to you.

absolutely ruins u for anyone else. gl w this man yall <3

Zane

He is so damn PRECISE??

Like, how does he know exactly how to touch you in that spot in order to get that reaction?

LOVES i mean like absolutely LOVES fingering you

being able to watch you come undone on just his fingers? god it is everything to him

will also add his tongue into the mix bc even tho hes a robot he cannot get enough of ur taste

just so calculated w every movement

bro made sex into a science 😭😭

tells you how good you're doing for him, how perfect you look, etc.

loves praising you bc it's the honest truth of how he feels about you

tbh 50% of the pleasure he gives u is from the pure love u can feel with every slight touch, every kiss, everything

soft dom vibes iykwim

REFUSES to even try to get himself off if he hasnt attended to you first

also an extreme giver like

he would get rid of entire body parts if it meant making u feel even better during sex

okay thats hyperbole but like

this nindroid has so much love in his robot heart for u and he needs u to KNOWWWW

Nya

A GIRL'S GIRL U ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS

she has all of these boys BEAT when it comes to pleasuring u bc of her same gender advantage

her head will stay in between your legs until you are absolutely SCREAMING her name

that fact fills her with immense amounts of pride btw

i see her as giving u a good mix of gentle and rough touches that like come together to make the most intense feeling ever??? if that makes sense

she's so good w her mouth like,,,everywhere

her favorite place to have her mouth is on ur pussy ofc, but she could also give a vampire a run for their money with how attached to ur neck she is

marks litter your neck

she's so good at finding that one little sweet spot that makes your body squirm

tends to multitask as well

like if she's currently a knuckle deep in your hole then you can also probably find her mouth licking and sucking at one of your nipples

everything she does to you is just so confusing in the best way possible

Jay

everything with him is just so fast-paced

he barely gives you any time to catch your breath in between anything

just one thing after another with jay

it mostly comes from his overzealous nature

your body makes him feel like a kid in a candy store im not even gonna lie. there's so much he could be doing he doesn't even know where to start

constantly talking. what did you expect from the motormouth himself?

half of it's mumbles of how gorgeous or how breathtaking you are and the other half is just downright filthy

honestly that second part would be such a turn on cuz u wouldn't have expected it from jay

the first time he used his element on you it was an accident

he didn't even realized it happened at first. he felt you jolt at the sensation and his first instinct was to apologize instantly, but he never even had a chance as he felt how you clenched down on his fingers and the moan u let out would forever be ingrained in his brain

from that point on, he's constantly looking for the best opportunity to let the smallest current just give a little tingle to your skin

jay really knows how to keep things interesting <3

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[thatdeadaquarius]

OKAY BUT I HAVE MORE IDEA FOR BLUNT READER CUZ I LOVE THAT AU SO MUCHANDMDJFKSLDKF

So you know how french people's insult are always outta pocket (from a person who's first language is french I can tell you that no other language compares in insult -apart for African languages)

Like,, some "bad" insult here would be : bitch, fuck off, whore,..

Which we can all agree is boring...

BUT THEN IN FRENCH!!!

We be getting creative with it

Eg.

"mange tes mort" wich translates to "eat your dead (relatives)"

"vas te fair enculer" means "go get yourself pegged in the ass"

(yes, we have a specific word for being fucked in the ass 💀)

AND THOSE WOULD BE THE COMMON ONES AS WELL

English could never compare ✨

BUT ANYWAYS

how would the characters react if reader was from france/ belgium/ canada(or any other french speaking country) and started cursing people out like they eould do in their home countrie !?!?

The eay their face would drop

We would make a couple of people cry

AND GOD(us haha) FORBID A KID OVER-HEAR US AND STARTS REPEATING US

Trying to un-teach them would be hell *cries*

Your thoughts?

Love yaaaa~

ABSOLUTE TOP TIER ORAH MY BELOVED!!

Nobody has any idea how much I HATE ENGLISH both for its rules/pronounciation BS/etc. But also, most importantly, THERES LIKE NO GOOD CUSS WORDS- OR LIKE CUSS PHRASES??

I HAD TO PUT THIS GIF BC THAT WAS LITERALLY ME WHEN I HAD THE REALIZATION TO LOOK UP OTHER LANGUAGE CUSS WORDS AND I WAS JUST BLOWN AWAY BY HOW GOOD THEY WERE- HOW CREATIVE- 😫😭🥲 ENGLISH WHY R U SO SHITY IN EVERY POSSIBLE LANGUAGE SITUATION-

like idk we got "eat shit and die / fuck off / go fuck yourself" ???? Like- thats pathetic 😟.

I love hearing someone just cuss smbody out their native language/non-english, it’s so badass and cool to see

Anyway u already know i love non-native english speakers from the bottom of my heart✨️

GOD I FUCKING LOVE BLUNT LANGUAGE AU ITS LIKE ONE OF TOP FAV AS U CAN PROBABLY GUESS I COULD WRITE A LITERAL FANFIC ENTIRELY OFF THIS SIMPLE PREMISE 💖💓💗💞❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

omg so i HAVE SPECIFICALLY HEARD ABT FRENCH BEING RLLY CREATIVEEE

and i researched french cusswords/phrases,,,

😭 BRO IM CRYING

“bête comme ses pieds!” IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR-

(trans: you’re as stupid AS YOUR FEEEEEETT)

idk what’s funnier, you translating urself in real time and saying all these phrases to ppl,

OR just scaring the ever-loving shit out of every teyvat citizen within a mile radius bc oh wow- you look pissed, so yeah somebody’s about to lose all their self-esteem for the rest of their life bc ur insults are known to be extra cutting bc ur so blunt-

OH CREATOR ABOVE (…oh creator, present??)- you changed to your holy language FOR THIS???

everybody just giving the npc the most bombastic side-eye for pushing you to do this,

or even just you stubbing ur toe/ate food when it was too hot

or my favorite, getting onto ppl like Wanderer when they do smth silly lmao

STOP I HAD A FOUL THOUGHT OF GETTING ONTO Ei AND WANDERER (like ei for not keeping him/at least giving him to someone else to raise, then all the shit he did as Scaramouche lol)

AND THIS CUSSWORD COMES OUT UNDER UR BREATH OR SMTH- DOES THIS FIT BC THIS KILLS ME:

“Putain de salope…” (whore of whore, I LIED IT MEANS FUCKING BITCH LMAO😭)

JUST GETTING THE MOM AND THE SON IN ONE FULL BREATH CRYINGGGG

STOPPP wanderer using it against other ppl ever since u used it lol

oh no stop dont bring the kids into thisss 😭😭

Klee would deffo be the first one to pick up ur words and use them, omg she just uses them as catchphrases like when throwing her bombs 💀

“Mange tes mort!” JUST WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE AS SHE THROWS HER HUGE SKILL BOMB INTO A FISH POND

Venti would definitely make sure the winds “pass along phrases of the sacred All-God language!”

which just means anyone who UNDERSTANDS YOU JUST GETS GENTLY CREATIVELY CUSSED OUT BY THE WIND IM SOBBINGGG

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i hope u guys are having a great summer! its basically too hot to go outside where I am, not unless ur going straight into the water or smth

which hey, ill be doing that this weekend, floating down the river about an hour away from my house with friends! :]

which,,, if anyone sees this, U GOTTA HELP ME THINK OF A 1000 FOLLOWERS MILESTONE THING TO DO IDK WHAT TO DO BUT I WANNA CELEBRATE IT BC I NEVER THOUGHT THATD HAPPEN!! lmk what u think in the comments if u read this!

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Safe Travels 0rah,

💀♒

♡the beloveds♡

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#srry i take so long to answer smth so simple #i actually have a surprising amount of asks! #i was thinkin abt it the other day like #damn should i reopen mail box #then i was like #not really bc i still got a lot of stuff to answer! #so now ITS CRAZZYYY to see my first posts/asks and see me trying to get ppl to send asks! #anyway i gotta make a 1000 followers thing bc i love u guys #sagau #genshin sagau #genshin impact sagau #sagau x reader #genshin imagines #genshin isekai #gender neutral reader #self aware genshin #genshin impact au #genshin x reader