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🙊 princesskevinday
RED ALERT 🚨 ⚠️ 📢 I'M GAY AND ITS KEVIN DAYS FAULT for anyone asking
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No one is asking and everyone already knows
🙊 princesskevinday
'm not saying I would. Chew her nipples off but like
💃fox-me-up follow
Babe you are totally saying that
🙊 princesskevinday
HAVE YOU SEEN HER NIPPLES
💃fox-me-up follow
*Pats your back* ok honey i believe you
#the things you say about kevin day never cease to amaze me
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trying to watch this psu game but all I can think is "GAG AND CHOKE ME WITH YOUR BANDANA NEIL" so im getting distracted
🧜♀️ sapphicexy
why would u make me read this
#babe 😭 and you put it in the lb WHY #psu lb
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🦚 dilf-wymack
DAVID 👏 WYMACK 👏 IS 👏 MY 👏 DADDY 👏
👁 jean-mor-uhoh
- kevin day to the press right before he announced he's never been skiing
🦚 dilf-wymack
😭
#let me be horny FOR ONCE
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UM JUST HEARD JEAN MOREAU DO PRESS FOR THE FIRST TIME? AND HIS,,,,ACCENT 😳
🙈 ittybittyminny follow
you've known he was french for 3 years bud
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🙈 ittybittyminny follow
For a frenchman????? 🤢
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reasons u should stan aaron minyard:
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killed a dude
do you need another reason?
🐋 sexyexy
fr like!!!!!
1)
2) don't have a meme about killing someone but i'm sure u can figure it out
🐦🔥 kevinknox follow
Only meme I have about killing that would fit the situation, does this work for you
🐋 sexyexy
Perfect
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so i shall not touch by sternlyshewatches
Fandom: Exy RPF
Pairing: Kevin Day/Jeremy Knox
Rating: E
Tags: Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Word count: 67k
Summary: There are two things Kevin has always known: one, his hands will never be clean. Two, Jeremy is made of gold.
He will not tarnish such brilliance with his dirty hands.
#kevin day #jeremy knox #jkkd #kdjk #0211 #psu #usc #usc trojans #palmetto #psu foxes #explicit #exy rpf #fic rec
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Oh yeah, I was thinking about that Wolfwood one-shot again. Specifically, the character study exploration of his childhood trauma. It would be a heavy one, but I was thinking... since I'm chapters away from when he's introduced, I wanna maybe write this before I get real into it with him. I Did write him in Sentido, but that was only a little bit and that was all the back in April. I want a better feel for his "voice" before I start writing him longform, since he'll be here for basically the Rest of ITNL (for the most part)
This one-shot would be to Wolfwood what Sentido was to Vash, writing-wise. Aka a little thing to get myself used to getting in his brain. It'd be very useful for writing him properly.
And no, I haven't done this with any of the other characters (besides Vash), but... idk, there's a certain amount of "fuck it, we ball" to writing characters in ITNL. Me studying them and picking up their speech patterns and going "Alright, guess we're doin this!" Not too hard for ones like Meryl and Milly, but VERY hard for ones like Midvalley and Legato... I still am not confident in my Midvalley "voice", but it is what it is.
This is different though. Wolfwood is so important to the overall plot and he will be Very Present, which means I don't wanna get him wrong. If my writing of Midvalley isn't perfect, then like w/e bc he's not nearly as important to the fic as Wolfwood is. Wolfwood though... I need to have him down Solid before writing him in the fic. And Thus. The one shot.
Also though, irrelevant to all of this, I just really wanna write it lol. The rest of it is just incentive to write it sooner rather than later.
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I'm glad I'm not alone in wanting Ryan to get Rob to get a tumblr to see the amount of people who would shit themselves cause I would find it personally hilarious to not only see the fandom wide freakout but also Rob's reaction to said fandom. Frankenstein shunning his monster and then chasing it after he murders his fiancé and then dying in the pursuit vibes.
It would be hilarious!! I'm not ashamed of my blog at all, hey, if Rob wants to see what I get up to when it comes to his weird little show, that's good with me. I think it would be hysterical if he read any of my posts, and doubly so if he made an account and people started asking him about macdennis 😭 Cmon.
And... have we all forgotten the times where he used to lurk twitter anyway? I mean, I'm pretty sure he knows what we do here, tumblr account or not... Uh, pic related.
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Do ya think taur AU Crona has little fangies?
yes, absolutely! they also have a split jaw, like snakes do!
(fun snake fact, only venomous snakes have fangs! other snakes only have these inward-facing teeth, made to guide prey to the back of the throat. thats why non-venomous bites dont hurt that much, snake teeth arent built for chewing or piercing!)
crona definitely has these inwards-facing teeth too. this means that they arent able to chew their food, and have to swallow it all whole, which is really funny to imagine.
(worldbuilding rambles under the cut!)
SOO! weird mouth=weird food! it would be pretty difficult for snaketaurs to swallow small food because their tongues just aren't built for pushing food around like ours are. they also obviously can't chew. so most food catered towards snaketaurs is going to be in some kind of wrapping: top choices are dumplings, sausages, and burritos. some restaurants that cater towards snaketaurs have specials that are like, HUGE to take advantage of their weird mouths. their acutal process of eating is a bit weird and messy, imagine someone splitting their jaw in half while shoving an entire burrito down their throat whole. fun stuff!
when it comes to seasoning and taste- the insides of the food doesnt matter at all, because they dont chew it. the taste of the food, actually, doesnt matter a lot to snaketaurs! their main sense is smell, and they already use their tongue for that, so theres not a lot of room for taste. so most snaketaur food is made with a lot of external seasoning to stimulate the sense of smell, and not as much care put into the ingredients of the food. you *could* technically try to feed a snaketaur some rancid shit inside a dumpling, but a snake's sense of smell is pretty good at telling the difference between good and rotten food, so it's likely they'd catch on. i'd considered giving snaketaurs a whole prey diet, like real snakes, but it didn't make much sense in the end! (a whole prey diet means that essential nutrients come from every part of the prey- bones and organs included.)
now, since this ask was about crona's fangs, its only fair i talk about the societal implications of venom!
the thing thats tricky about worldbuilding this au- and a lot of animal/furry societies in general- is that humans are very squishy, and a lot of our politics are built on the fact that we are squishy. we're pretty much only lethally dangerous with training or tools. when dealing with animals tho? a lot of animals have weapons built in. (also this is why animal racism allegories are almost always executed horribly. they usually end up implying that race/racial differences are fundamentally biological. its a very very tricky topic to get right.)
even so, most taur species' are only just as lethal as their physical strength, sometimes enhanced by their claws or whatever. venomous species' are tricky at first, and a lot of shit probably happened in-universe before thing settled, (tldr for taurlore every humanoid on earth suddenly got turned into a random taur bc some witch fucked up. present day soul eater/taur au is set a century or so after that event to give everyone time to get their shit under control) but i think that it's not that big of a deal by now. hospitals are equipped with antidotes of every kind, and venom-drives are common and similar to blood drives. its not uncommon to see posters stating: "got venom? donate now!" or some shit idk. most venom attacks are accidents & are rarely lethal when given proper treatment.
i kinda forgot a lot of stuff about the soul eater universe when typing that last paragraph, especially it's entire thing with kishin eggs and witches that kinda re-contextualize murderers and how this society looks at them. theres no paranoia like "anybody could be a murderer ouuuu" its always "murderers eat souls and then become kishin eggs or whatever (therefore its ok to kill them) im soo glad we dont eat human souls lol. its also really easy to spot a kishin egg so we just dont have any stranger danger/societal paranoia issues." GOOD LORDD these implications r fucking me up. this is ofc not a super deep look @ the soul eater society i need to sit down and think long n hard abt it now bc i literally. just forgot. what the hell. what the hell.
ok if u read this far ur a hero god bless i promiseeee i'll draw more taur au eventually.. thanks 4 listening to my TED talk
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