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wait wdym keldon has a crush on joe burrow 🧍‍♂️
'i want shiesty Joe to win 🥰🥰 you know 😋 Joe shiesty 😊😊😊😝!! i want him to win 🥺👉👈,,,, But im sorry 🥺 i think the rams will win 😿...'
(Also primo lmao not knowing anything abt the superbowl but he knows what a walkman is. Baby king <3!)
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And then for Tyler herro they were college teammates AND roommates!!
#'keldon talks trash and gets BODIED' HELP??? BE NICE 😭⁉️⁉️#but yeah theres the tiktok of the spurs opinions on the superbowl!#very cute i like hearing bball players talk abt things not always related to bball <3#the absolute lawn dad as the first speaker yeah welcome to the spurs we have lots of dads#or rambunctious chilluns especially now#with pop as their wise old cranky grandpa <3#god. keldon is so ugly lol#please PLEASE grow out ur HAIR#i blame his brother (biological) for this travesty honestly. and his spurs brothers#it is like. texas tho it probably gets really hot so it make sense but still. consider the innocent that must view upon you#all T W O of your LOYAL VIEWERS !!!!!#your TWO fans!#anyways uh 😭 yea so keldon rlly likes luka (not luka luka croatian luka tho he probably does like lukaluka too i should look into that🤔#therro and joey b#theres a ... connection😭 is all imma say#i dont think it takes a rocket scientist to figure out#but yea him n tys friendship was cute@@!!#apparently keldon would randomly get up at 3oclock and start blaring country music and dancing in their shared room???#n in the keldon gets bodied video they played a shootout game n keldon was boasting about how he'd beat herro (he did not)#he lost rlly bad but wouldnt accept it so they kept playing and he kept losing (herro DID beat keldon with his left 😭)#then keldon tried to act like he wasnt embarrassed (he was) he was scratching his head#they ended it with keldon saying he'll stick to driving to the basket LMAO which is so crazy how hes a 3 guy now!!#CHARACTER development !#The Keldon is not immune to The White Boy Swag 😔#deebo and me still do not know what to think of this#AS LONG AS THEY TREAT HIM NICE 😭!!!#joe already has one smiley boyfriend surely he can handle another? (slightly uglier one) ?#the footage of burrow in the locker with a cig 😭#ted asks#keldon
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There was a giant wolfspider on my wall above my bed and I turned around and it's gone, Im shitting
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callilouv · 1 year
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Precisely as it should be, my dear. Because there'll be consequences if there's anyone else. - Dottore
FHEJBXJA ITS ONLY U BB I SWEAR<333
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thegnomelord · 7 days
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if you write a thing about the creaming the zussy i will kiss ur boots
The boots better be shining when you're done.
How To Cure Zombies 101
CW:NSFW MDNI, crackfic obv PiV sex, TLOU Clicker trans Ghost, Top Male Reader, established relationship, happy ending, dub-con because Simon consented before he got bit but reader is apprehensive, zombie sex (does it count as necro?) how does this work? idk porn logic. Don't ask me how this happened, i hope this doesn't become what my blog becomes known for.
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When the Cordyceps spread across the planet and turned millions of people into shambling mushroom infested undead, the world ended.
When Simon got bitten. . . your world ended.
You still remember it like it had been yesterday; He came back bloody, an empty look in his eyes as he showed you the bite on his arm. Your hands shook as he wrapped them around the grip of the gun and aimed it at his head. You both ended up on the floor with you crying into his chest, unable to pull the trigger.
You remember the resigned look in his eyes when he had agreed to let you do whatever you needed to him to cure him, but both of you knew there was no way, what made you immune to the fungus was as mysterious to the rest of the world as it was for you. His lips had been burning hot when he laid a soft kiss on your forehead, the last sense of warmth you've felt since the docs took him to where they kept the infected for study, your heart leaving with him.
And now?
Now the scientists that have been prodding you like a lab rat since Simon got bitten nearly a year ago say they have a way to bring his mind back, to get Simon back.
And the way to do it?
"So let me get this straight?" You begin, your voice tense, your body even tenser. "You want me to fuck the corpse of my lover? And that will cure him?"
That. You're not sure how the eggheads arrived to this conclusion, frankly all of their scientific jargons had flown over your head. All you understood was that the man you had fallen since the first time you met him could be brought back.
You sincerely hope you won't make some type of super fungus through this.
Words can't describe what you feel as you look at Simon's (is it even Simon?) bound body writhing on the gyno chair, naked and bare to you. You doubt you even know what you feel, hope and fear simultaneously curling in your stomach— You hadn't had the courage to look at him ever since the scientists took him away; The harsh laboratory lights make it easy to see the mycelium filling his veins beneath the ashy pale skin, mushroom caps growing beneath his pecs and across all other scars he has. Red and yellow mushrooms have eaten away his nose and spread out to follow the contours of his face, growing in a way that makes the mushroom caps blend together into a skull shape.
Your heart aches when you see his eyes haven't been eaten away yet, the once deep brown turned milky white and staring lifelessly past you, thrashing about in the bindings, rotten teeth gnawing on the ball gag in his mouth, small hisses and malformed muffled clicks echoing through the room.
You try to look down and you stop at his stomach, forcing yourself to breathe in and out slowly because your heart is beating so fast it feels like you'll have a panic attack. You have no idea if this will work and doing this to Simon only to find out it's as useless as all your previous attempts to cure him. . . you're sure it would break you. Closing your eyes and counting to ten you will yourself to focus, your eyes opening slowly and following the trail of little mushroom caps down to his groin.
It's not what you expected., but it's. . . a lot; Mushroom caps have replaced the lips of his cunt, similar to the hard growths on his head but these look thinner and longer, almost like flower petals framing his cunt, bright red at the corners and getting progressively lighter as it nears his hole. A sort of morbid curiosity compels you to reach out brushing your fingertips against the caps. They're surprisingly softer than you had expected, smooth and slick with some kind of slime. You can't help but notice how a longer stalked mushroom grows from what had been his clit.
You jerk your hand back when a second brush of your fingers makes his body to jerk back and attempt to fight against the restraints, more angry clicks vibrating his throat.
But you also notice a kind of… sweet scent in the air and it's coming from him. Cautiously you brush against the caps again, slowly dipping your fingers under to touch the gills underneath. You keep your hand where it is when he thrashes again, but you're certain that smell is stronger now, and you catch the glimpse of clear viscous slick slowly leak from his hole.
Carefully you push a finger into his hole in an attempt to stretch him out. Logically you know that he probably doesn't feel it, but it feels wrong to just stick your cock in him; He's cold. You know he's dead but you had held out some hope that he would be warmer, that there would be some signs of life despite how stupid that sounds.
He's dry right now, but more of that clear fluid seeps around your fingers and lubes the way as you experimentally push your finger all the way up to the last knuckle, and you felt his muscles flutter around you, clenching down as if trying to draw you in deeper. His head continued to thrash around, no change in the feral behavior, but you still try to be gentle, pushing one then two fingers in and slowly scissoring him open.
You pull your fingers out when his hole has relaxed enough to let you easily slide your fingers in and out, and he's produced enough slick to completely drench your hand. You try to look at him as you press your cock against his fluttering hole, but the sight of his milky eyes almost makes you soft on the spot so you screw your eyes closed and slowly slide in.
Despite how cold and wet his cunt is, you haven't felt anyone's touch, even your own, since he got infected, and a part of you feels disgusted at how a bit of pleasure traces up your spine. He continues to hiss and click as you bottom out, his hips bucking wildly you have to press them down. You set a slower pace than you're used to, keeping your thrusts even and consistent, afraid to tear anything but your fear is seemingly misplaced. He's so much wetter than he'd ever get before he got infected, slick wetly squelching as you bottom out over and over again, clicks and snarls accompanying every move you make.
You're ashamed to say you don't last long. Fuck, is he tight you've been ignoring your body for so long that when you accidentally brush against the stalk growing from his clit and his cunt suddenly tightens up like a vice you cum on the spot, your hips doing little minute twitches as you empty so much of your cum in his cunt that your balls hurt. You pull out just as slowly, both of your mixed fluids leaking out and almost getting caught by the soft mushrooms framing his hole.
You muster up the courage to look him in the eyes, and your heart breaks when his lifeless eyes blindly stare back at you.
You feel like a fool when the first time doesn't work, he's still just a body pupated by a fungus. And you feel like an even bigger fool when you agree to do this a second time.
But the third time. . .
You don't know if it's just wishful thinking but he seems more. . . alert. His head always follows you when you approach him but now his milky eyes almost seem to be looking at your face instead of staring straight through you. He's strangely still on the chair, teeth gnawing on the ball gag but he doesn't try to get out of the restraints.
He doesn't screech when you gently caress the soft outer mushroom caps framing his cunt, instead his chest vibrates with more deep clicks. Nor does he start to wildly writhe on the chair when you slowly sink a finger into his cunt, finding it's already wet with slick. If anything he almost seems to chase(more like stumble) after the sensation, his hips doing small little movements to push your finger deeper into him.
Emboldened by childish hope you do something you hadn't before and reach with your other hand to slowly trace the long stalk of the clitshroom (not a term you coined), before rubbing the base of the cap like you would your own cock.
You nearly jump out of your skin when the gentle pressure of your fingers makes him buck into your hands and let out an ear-piercing screech that the gag has trouble muffling. You pull your hands away and that worsens the problem, the shrieking turning into literal chest rumbling snarls as Simon starts to struggle against the bindings.
Panic rushing down your system you put your hands were they were, gently stroking the 2 inch long mushroom growing from his clit. His hips buck up to chase after your hand, the snarls reverting back into shrieks, but as you stroke him longer they gradually die down to low pitched clicks and whistles. You're stumped; the clicks sound a lot like a cat's puff, his hole fluttering and clenching around your fingers as you slowly push them inside.
He's warmer now, not quite how he was before, but not cold as a corpse either. You know that you've gone completely mad by the fact he starts to gyrate his hips— grinding down just as you get knuckles deep so your fingers can brush against the sensitive spots inside him — makes your mind think that it's a bit of your Simon coming back.
You shake your head and pull your hands away, taking hold of his trembling thighs. You're greeted with another deep snarl but he quiets down immediately when you start to slowly push into him. He feels even tighter now, and you watch how his head falls back on the headrest, a long series of low clicks and whistles squirming past the gag.
His hips move to meet your slow thrusts, tight warm walls squeezing down every time you attempt to pull out just like he used to do. And that thought has your body increasing the pace automatically, your balls slapping against his ass, every sharp thrust hitting something spongy inside him and drawing out a sharp click, the rough pace leaving you panting.
Mindlessly you look up, too caught up in the moment remembering how Simon loved eye contact to remember the situation you're in.
He's looking straight at you.
You halt mid thrust, the low hiss he lets out falling on deaf ears as you tilt your head to the side. You're not insane, his eyes follow you. They're still milky, but they don't look through you. He's looking at you.
Another rough clicking sound leaves him and he thrusts his hips down against yours with enough strength to bruise, almost impatient. Despite how stupid it is you reach out and quickly unbuckle the gag with trembling fingers. "Si?" You say, unable to hide the hope in your voice. "Are you there?" You lean over him, looking hopefully into his eyes. "Do you remember me?"
His jaw moves like he's munching on a survivor, but all that leaves his mouth are more clicks and rough grunts.
Fuck. You are a fool.
A sob tears through your chest before you can stop it, ducking your head down to lay it on his chest. You're unable to keep the fresh tears from falling on him, watering the damned mushrooms that had taken him from you. You can't stop the sobs from coming, your back bowed and shoulders shaking as you cry just as much as the day you first lost him.
His chest vibrates with another long series of clicks and whistles, just pouring salt on the gaping would in your chest.
Your name rights through the room.
It's scratchy, rough, almost incomprehensible to your ears, but it's your name.
You look up so quickly you almost snap his neck. "Simon?" You whisper, staying in him even as you feel yourself soften. "Are you in there?" You slowly reach out to hold his face, careful not to cut your hands on the sharp mushroom caps along his cheeks.
He looks at you back, jaw moving still, but he doesn't try to bite the flesh of your palms despite your hands being right there. "Ckckck-" He clicks, pupils going from pinpricks to blown out, "Ckckrkck- Mo- ckck-ve." He manages, a thrust of his hips accompanying the order.
Your heart leaps to your throat and you can do nothing but follow it, sliding one hand down to dig your nails into his thigh, looming over him as you pull out until only the head is inside and them slam into him that there's an audible clap of skin on skin as you bottom out. A half shriek half click half "Yes!" escapes him as he throws his head back, slack jawed.
A whole range of noises escapes him as you hammer into him with all you've got, one hand remaining always on his face. You can feel him getting hotter the longer you pound into him, body shaking as each thrust nails his sensitive spot. He gets progressively tighter and tighter as you fuck into him, and you let go of his thigh to carefully strike along the long shaft of the clitshroom.
He shrieks at the top of his lungs and his cunt clenches down on you like a vice, fluttering around you and gripping your cock like it doesn't want you to pull out. It pulls you into an orgasm,
"Simon?" You whisper, staying in him even as you feel yourself soften. He's too silent compared to how vocal he had been a few moments ago. "Are you in there?"
His head rolls a bit, peering at you through through his lashes, tongue moving heavily in his mouth and lips twitching up into a soft of barely-there grin. "Cckck- l- ckckc- love- ckrk-you -ckkckrkckck-"
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lacedinweb22 · 8 months
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Vampire Next Door ⋆⟡⋆ Miguel O'Hara x reader Chapter 1: New Girl *✩
Your neighbor is strange, to say the least. Miguel O’Hara: Alchemax’s newest scientist, genius, most sought-after bachelor … and according to your wildest suspicions … a vampire?
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One ... more ... box.
You carry the fifty pound box up the stairs, panting and motivating yourself under your breath. New apartment building, new area, unfamiliar faces, unfamiliar ... smells, but fresh start. You needed this. After your nightmare roommate from last school year, you need peace, quiet, solitude. Your sanity depends on it. Your own little world, free from shitty people, broken promises, betrayal, all of the hell that was last year.
One more set of stairs to go.
You hear footsteps from the stairwell below you, coming closer. You're sweaty, in sweatpants, and not at all ready to make a lasting first impression on your new neighbors. But they're getting closer.
"New girl,"
You turn around, to look up at the tall, handsome– Miguel O'Hara?
But you pretend you didn't know of his existence until now.
"That's me, and you are?" you breathe out.
"Miguel," he says, analyzing you and your box.
In a way, you're grateful you're meeting him now since being out of breath, a flushed face and sweaty shirt can all be attributed to this workout rather than how he makes you feel.
"Please, let me," he offers, holding his muscular arms out. You stop on one step, and turn to look at him, he's one step below you, but still much taller, looking down at you.
He's muscular, and so are you (you’re ¼ his build), but you're also exhausted, so you allow it.
"Thanks," you mutter, offering a weak smile, fixing your hair after he so effortlessly lifted the box out of your arms.
You observe him. He looks different than he did two years back at Nueva York University: bigger, more muscular, more sure of himself, and more threatening? He was intimidating before, intimidating as in hot genius geneticist, but now he's intimidating hot shot Miguel O'Hara.
"You live on the fifth floor?" he asks, stopping at the landing.
"Yeah, and I'm guessing you do too?"
"Yeah, I do. What number are you?"
"501," you nod, smiling. You follow him down the hall.
He walks in front of you, nodding.
"I'm 502," he says, turning back to look at you, reading your face, before stopping in front of your place.
He smiles, his eyes on yours. You melt the way you did back then. Yep, he's still got it. You notice his eyes are different, the same beautiful brown, but with a new maroon tint to them. Almost inhuman. But the way he smiles, that's familiar. You get butterflies in your stomach, and feel everything all over again.
You knew him before Alchemax. You knew him when he was a less famous, all the same genius amongst NYU intellectuals. You remember admiring him from a distance. You sat outside of the library with Ash, and snuck glances at him over her shoulder, watching as he walked to class. You loved the way his dark brown wavy hair cascaded onto his face, the way he poked his glasses up, the way he rushed to class all while holding his school books, his motorcycle helmet, and pulling his lab coat over his compression shirt.
The autumn leaves fell gracefully all around him, like a scene straight out of a movie. He was picturesque, a piece of art, your hallway crush, unaware of your existence
and now right in front of you
... and he's your neighbor.
Ch. 2 here 😼
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Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Bracket — Round 3
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Propaganda
Peter Nureyev (The Penumbra Podcast: Juno Steel):
His character is the reason the term "Homme Fatale" became a thing
Homme fatale, living by the mantra of be gay, do crime. V secretive and just the right amount of flirty. Also I love him
He’s a slutty master thief who slept with a detective he went on 1 date(murder case) with and then fell ass over tea kettle in love. Literally can’t think of anything sexier
Antigone Funn (Wooden Overcoats):
An extremely agoraphobic mortician of a local funeral home who has every disease. Nervous wreck. Makes noises when stressed. An artist at heart (her embalming fluid is imbued with the fragrance of cinnamon).
she's the goth gf of your dreams. she's an undertaker, a romance novelist, a hot air balloon pilot, and she has interiority for days
It's antigone or unfollow me
please, everyone, antigone deserves this. she ghost-wrote a wildly successful erotic novel and then faked the death of the fake author. she didn’t leave her house for 17 years except to go see horny french films every thursday. she accidentally ended up in a love triangle with a hot domme lesbian circus ringmaster and her own employee. she broke up with a doctor after one date because he didn’t respect her career (and also his parrot hated her). she experienced years of carnal yearning for her professional rival only to finally realize she was actually okay on her own. she drinks embalming fluid. she thinks of funerals as an art form. she was diagnosed with depression as an infant. she wanted to be a clown when she grew up. her hero is a historical female scientist who has a statue with her tits out. she’s been attacked by owls. a bunch of children thought she was a forest witch. the rest of the village thought she was dead. she has committed multiple counts of breaking and entering. she designed artisanal chocolates that put you in a temporary coma. she can’t eat her own chocolates because she’s allergic to everything. she attracts shadows like a magnet. she’s a woman in STEM. if you have any love in your heart for goth weirdgirls you’ll do the right thing. ANTIGONE SWEEP
GUYS PLEASE
PLEASE VOTE FOR ANTIGONE!!!!!
CMON DON’T LET MY GIRL “CANNONICALLY WANTED BY EVERYONE ON THIS ISLAND” LOSE!!!
Considering committing voter fraud for Antigone. My girl 😔
Vote Antigone because do you understand how narratively satisfying it would be if she won??? Season one? She could barely go outside her mortuary. Season four? Modeling for a sexy calendar. THE CHARACTER GROWTH!!!!!!! Nothing more sexy than that.
COME ON Y'ALL VOTE ANTIGONE. VOTE FOR MY HORNY GOTH QUEEN!!!!!
VOTE ANTIGONE OR DIE
IF YALL DONT VOTE ANTIGONE UR BLOCKED. This isn’t even a joke.
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I was replaying Ellie’s Seattle day 3 and got to the point where her and Jesse go to the one building with all the comic posters and where they decide their was a convention there and I got an idea. i was wondering if you could write mordern!ellie taking reader to a comic convention and nerding out. Sorry that was a really bad explanation😭
a/n: dwdw i understood i get u, this is so cute and ur so right bc she would totally do that
comic-con with ellie
pairing: modern!ellie x reader
word count: 0.8k
warnings: just cursing and fluff (✿◠‿◠)
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you trudged through the hot crowd, shading your eyes with your hand from the radiant august sun.
you were at a convention with your girlfriend, who had begged you to go with her during summer. for the most part, you had no idea what she was getting excited over, but you happily took pictures of her with writers and cosplayers regardless.
when ellie told you she was going to the bathroom, you divided to wander around the massive space. there were a few popular comics you recognized, such as spiderman, batman, and your favorite, the flash.
you saw bright flashing signs of DC and marvel, fondly remembering the time when ellie gave you a very lengthy lecture on the difference between the two after you had said, "but, they seem the same to me...?"
a booth caught your eye where people were dressed up in intricate armor and handing each other cards. you approached them and studied the cards laid out. a woman sitting on a chair noticed you and smiled.
"hi! looking to trade or buy any cards or figurines?"
she gestured to the array of options on the table.
"um, which ones are from uh...savage starlight? it's my girlfriend's favorite so i wanna get something for her, but i don't know much about it."
"oh, that's no problem," she began shuffling around the cards and placed a figurine in front of you, "these are all savage starlight. you're lucky you came now, it's been very popular."
you pointed to a card of a woman named dr. daniela star. her hair sort of looked like ellie's, and she looked like a badass.
"how much for this one?"
she winced, "about $145, she's extremely rare, and that's the last copy we have."
"oh shit," you chuckled, "it's ok, i'll get it."
you bought the card and stepped away to look at more booths. your phone buzzed with a notification.
els 💗💫: omg babe come here rn
els 💗💫 shared their location with you
els 💗💫: im upstairs behind the x-men wall
els 💗💫: they have one of the cards here that i've been looking for since i was 14!!!!!
els 💗💫: i need to get it
you found your way upstairs eventually and found ellie, grinning widely while holding a trading card. it looked similar to the one you had just bought, with the same trimming and design on the back.
"look what i found! it's the robot one i was telling you about!"
"oh wow, that's great! doesn't that mean you only need a few more to finish the collection?"
she groaned and threw her head back. "yeah, i just need two more. one is way too expensive though, and the other is impossible to find. it's dr. star, the scientist that created the robot," she held up the robot with a disappointed look, then slipped it into her pocket.
you intertwined her hand with yours. "let's keep looking around, i'm sure you can find something else cool."
she nodded as she led you downstairs to continue strolling around the convention.
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"you're so wrong! i would be mj and you're peter!" you teased ellie while you giggled as she rolled her eyes.
"fine, but i'm gwen and you're miles," she remarked, as the two of you stepped outside into the chilling air. you continued to bicker playfully as you walked to the car. as you stepped in ellie sighed.
"thanks for coming to this with me. you have fun?"
you nodded, "yeah, actually, i got a funny picture with someone that was dressed up as ronald mcdonald. i sent it to jesse and dina and they said "oh my god, you found your twin."
ellie let out a loud laugh, and you continued to talk about the experience with her, sharing cool things you saw as you wandered around alone.
"ugh about that, i'm still so upset i couldn't find the card i wanted," she said, voice laced with sadness as she shifted the car into gear to drive home. "it's all good, next year they might have it, or i could find it on ebay if i sell an organ or two," she shrugged at you and placed her hands on the wheel.
you placed your hand on top of hers to stop her.
"actually, while you were in the bathroom i found something," you reached into your purse and pulled out the dr. daniela star card, still encased in the plastic protection.
"oh my fucking god," she breathed, her jaw slack.
you bit your lip as she simply stared. a few seconds passed.
"...ellie do you like it?"
"i love you," she said, taking the card into her hands and inspecting it.
you snickered. "me or her?"
her gaze shot up to yours. "you, you. of course," she set the card down to grab your face with both hands and kiss you so hard you nearly tipped over onto the window. she pulled away for only to fall back onto you again, hugging you tightly mumbling "thankyouthankyouthankyou" into your shirt.
she sat back up and took the robot card from her pocket and compared the two of them. she looked like she was in awe. it was adorable.
"you're such a dork," you said.
"yeah, you love it though."
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a/n: i hope i did ur idea justice anon 🙏
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archangeldyke-all · 4 months
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im gonna fight this app istg-
Okay so-
Sev with:
Bimbo/goth reader, mute reader, thick thighed reader, reader with glasses, reader who can beat her at cards, (insert animal) hybrid reader, scientist reader, milf reader, Cheshire cat-like coded reader (I can explain that if u don't get it lol <3), and street racer reader
(this is all my brainrot lol enjoy and be aggressively gay<3)
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cloud anon!!! i'm so glad ur ask finally got thru! i have many thoughts on many of these...
men and minors dni
sevika and mute reader would be so fucking cute, because sevika's already a woman of few words. she'd love learning sign language to talk to you, being able to communicate even across the busy bar, able to talk shit about people right in front of them. she'd adore it.
sevika would die for a thunder-thighed reader. like, she's got some thick thighs herself, but on her girl? she'd never be able to take her hands off you. (or her mouth. or her teeth.)
she'd be simultaneously turned on and pissed off if you beat her at cards. if it happened more than once? she'd consider quitting forever. (she's just glad she's losing to someone so fucking hot-- not one of the slimy guys she usually plays with.) after beating her like 5 or 6 times in a row, she'd be unable to call it 'luck' anymore, and would concede to your superior skills. (then she'd ask you out, and beg you to teach her how the fuck you got so good.)
sevika and milf reader! she'd be certain she doesn't want kids, until she meets you. when she finally meets your kids? she'd swear they're the cutest things in the world. you know the meme that's like 'i've only had this puppy for two days, but if something happened to it i'd kill everyone in this room and then myself' -- that's sevika meeting your kids. (also, she'd always call you a milf. any chance she can get. she'd buy all those stupid t-shirts and bumperstickers that say i <3 milfs too lmaoo)
ok streetcar racer reader!?? sevika would think you're the hottest thing she's ever seen. if you ever take her for a ride, she'd be shitting herself the entire time-- horrified by your speed, but incredibly turned on by your skill. she's totally an adrenaline junkie, so you can bet your ass she's fucking you in the backseat once you finally park.
taglist!
@lesbeaniegreenie @fyeahnix @sapphicsgirl @half-of-a-gay @ellabslut @thesevi0lentdelights @sexysapphicshopowner @shimtarofstupidity @love-sugarr @chuucanchuucan @222danielaa @badbye666 @femme-historian @lia-winther @gr0ssz0mbi3 @ellsss @sevikaspillowprincess @leomatsuzaki
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spacelazarwolf · 2 years
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it absolutely cracks me up how te/rfs feel the need to intercede on behalf of cis gay men when it comes to gay trans men bc te/rfs will always be like “ur forcing them to have sex with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” first of all, bestie what kind of hulking gladiator men do u think we are, do u think we’re holding them down or tying them to the bedposts while cackling like a mad scientist?????? and second, when cis gay men don’t wanna sleep with us they just…….don’t sleep with us. i have no interest in sleeping with someone who doesn’t wanna sleep with me. but unfortunately for you, there is a large faction of cis gay men who are incredibly into trans men bc we are incredibly hot and fantastic at sex. cis gay men can take care of themselves. and if the thought of two men having consensual sex makes u foam at the mouth, consider that perhaps ur just homophobic.
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outlastrabbit · 3 months
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I like ur stuff a lot
Goofy ahh request would it be possible to request nsfw x reader with the scientist that drilled the night vision into us in the intro cutscene?
Thank you! :)
Male Scientist x Reader NSFW Headcanon
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“You’re not bad looking, to be honest.” The female scientist told you.
She set her clipboard down on all the belongings they found on you before you were dragged here. The male scientist continued to stare you down, getting right in your face as he examined you through tinted goggles.
“If you go for that type.” He replied.
He stopped looking at you and bent down to pick up a drill. The female scientist grabbed some bloody night vision goggles from the side, carrying them over to you. You had just got done watching her male friend slice them off a mutilated body, and now they were just for you.
“Well, I ain’t ever been that picky.” She smirked behind her mask.
She placed the night vision goggles over your eyes, and you protested through the gag on your mouth. You struggled in your restraints and tried to scream, but it fell on deaf ears. You stared fearfully at the two scientists through night vision, the male one lifting up his drill.
“God, I just hate seeing their eyes.”
You screamed bloody murder into the gag as the man drilled the goggles into your skull. Hot blood gushed down the sides of your head as you sobbed in agony, staring at the two before everything went black…
Your eyes slowly cracked open as you felt a gloved hand gently nudge at your face. You stared up at the bloody ceiling weakly from where you laid on a hospital bed. The sides of your head were killing you, and you could feel blood still trickling down into your hair.
“She was right, you know.”
Your eyes widened at the deep, husky voice of a man. You recognised it… it was the man who did this to you. You turned your head painfully, letting out a small whimper as you noticed the male scientist step closer.
“You’re not bad looking.”
He loomed over where you laid, his eyes still hidden behind goggles. A small smirk met his lips as he brought his gloved hand down, stroking your cheek. You whimpered and grimaced as you felt him smear blood all over your face.
“Didn’t wanna admit it, but I actually don’t mind seeing your eyes.”
The scientist’s smirk grew as he gazed down at your teary eyes, studying you as intensely as he did earlier. You didn’t have your gag or restraints anymore but you were too weak and pained to do anything. You just laid there limp, staring up at the man while you endured the worst headache of your life.
“I wanna see your eyes.”
He set his hand on your thigh, and slowly ran it closer to what was between the both of them. Your breath hitched and you trembled, the scientist’s grin dropping. His half visible expression grew serious before he gently placed his hand on your groin. Your body didn’t move to struggle or twitch, a barely audible wheeze leaving your parted lips.
“It’s alright, lab rat.”
The scientist cupped you through your pants, rubbing his fingers down against your groin. You knew that when you left this lab, things were gonna only get worse for you. So as you laid there limp, your head bleeding and your eyes blurry, you thought… why not just let it happen?
The man pressed his hand down harder, rubbing you with more intensity. Your hips arched up slightly as a weak moan left your lips. His flat expression turned into a dangerous grin, and he moved to pull down your pants.
“There’s a good lab rat.”
His voice was deep and raspy, making you feel shamefully hot as he slipped down your underwear. The scientist rubbed his hand over your bare sex, blood smearing but you couldn’t care. You panted softly and whimpered, staring up at him weakly.
“I almost couldn’t do it… drilling into your head like that.”
You threw your head back after he started moving his hand fast. His fingers slipped in and around you deliciously, making you reasonably wet. Your hopeless, shaky moans were music to his ears.
“Here, this will help you feel better.”
You whimpered when he stopped touching you, vaguely hearing the sound of clothes shifting as you stared up at the ceiling. You almost wanted to ask what he was talking about, but your question was quickly answered as you felt him try pushing into you.
The man groaned lowly as he slipped himself inside you. You felt perfect. It was a damn shame he had to give you up right after this. He grabbed your waist and suppressed a breathless chuckle, thrusting himself inside at a steady pace.
He smiled down at you and wanted to keep a mental picture of you forever. You looked so pretty lying there while he fucked you hard, your hand on your mouth in an effort to stifle the uncontrollable moans you made.
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callilouv · 1 year
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Challenge? *Squeezes your face and pull your ear to his mouth* Darling, I suggest you think about what you say before you cross a line and can't turn back. - Dottore
It can’t be THAT bad
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monggay · 2 years
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mumbo jumbo :] haha he glows in the dark and emits radiation like if a specific 10% of his body was replaced with redstone
aka mumbo design from my hc x the mechanisms au and as usual, rambles under the cut !
also see: pearl as gunpowder tim, gem as drumbot brian, and cleo as ashes o'reilly !
so like the mechanisms are a band but they all have characters that they play and have lore and tell stories (theyre immortal space pirates who roam stars in the starship aurora having fun violence and more violence etc etc) GHSJHKFSH im not gonna ramble abt them anymore lol @lucky-sevens is a very good resource for all things mechs + check out lyric vids of their songs on here + their official site
SO BASICALLY, mumbo right? i know i said hed be nastya and he does share some stuff w her but then ppl reminded me of who would be aurora and what of nastyas backstory and i realized tango would be a better fit for those details of nastya so (ex princess tango + starship impulse !!! zed is the ships doctor btw n his mechanism is his brain) i decided to mix n match stuff from different characters n change whatevers, so now about mumbo:
his mechanism is his blood ! which is replaced with redstone :] this makes him radioactive, and also glow red. hes also like, a powered redstone circuit or w/e they are, and can power things by touching them/being near them even. i think redstone would be terrible for circulation but also that i think redstone itself would be pretty hot, being radioactive and all (especially powered redstone)
the coat + gloves etc are for hiding the glow (and also maybe some of the radiation??? i cant imagine that would be very good for normal people), and the scarf is for his head when he goes out n such
the mustache is fake. yeah. mumbo got meched young and did not get a mustache u_u
i think theyd have a backstory kinda like ashes, mumbo worked for the governemnt as a scientist/weapons expert but double crossed them for the rebellion or smth and got assassinated/sabotaged via lab safety violations
ok thats all i got for now abt mumbo
im kinda thinkin if ill keep the original number of 9 mechanisms or if ill add more hermits, i want other mcyts to be album characters and such, with one smp focused on one album maybe, but i dont know if i wanna add hermits as albums characs or as more mechs. maybe them as non-mechs immortals? like king cole or lyf or briar etc. thoughts on etho as carmilla tho?
btw i read everthin ppl say on my posts!!!!! i love all of ur hermitmechs ideas !!!!!!!! im grateful for each and everyone even the keysmashes u_u <3 all three characters in this au so far is now tagged under #hermitmechs!
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softgreengrass · 2 months
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Kate Bishop x Yelena Belova
Summary: Kate finds herself in a sticky situation.
Warnings: mind control, choking
Word Count: 1.2K
A/N: short and sweet and also there is no context behind this ur just dropped into the middle of the action so. enjoy
The Red Room hadn’t died. It never would, the same way HYDRA wouldn’t. There would always be survivors to scrounge through the rubble, to sprout off a new branch. This time, the scientists had survived. The ones who knew exactly how Yelena worked, who had her brain and her nerves mapped out, who had planted kill switches and failsafes deep inside of her.
Yelena grits her teeth, deadly gaze set straight onto Kate. There’s no question in Kate’s mind: she is about to die.
Yelena jumps at her, swinging a kick out at Kate’s feet. Her fists are a blur, colliding with Kate’s ribs and gut and jaw. Kate fights back, manages to land a hit here and there, but she’s outclassed. Blood fills her mouth and stains her teeth. She grasps for the trick arrowheads in her pocket, the ones she had been tinkering with all morning, and pierces one into Yelena’s shoulder.
It electrocutes her. She convulses briefly, giving Kate a chance to step back and suck in a few breaths. But then Yelena forces her arm up and yanks it out, tearing her flesh in the process. For a moment Kate is overcome with guilt.
With a growl, Yelena wraps a hand around Kate’s throat and squeezes. Her breath is hot and familiar, but her eyes are distant. Cold. Her other arm pushes her back until they reach a wall. Kate thrashes helplessly.
“Please,” Kate croaks, her vision already fading at the edges. “Lena, please, don’t-”
“Shut up!” Yelena spits, shoving Kate back and letting her head bounce off of brick.
She’s run out of oxygen. She’s run out of oxygen and now she’s seeing stars, and she’s pretty sure her rib is fractured, and Yelena is just staring into her eyes, angry. But it’s not Yelena, not really.
In last-ditch desperation, Kate pretends to pass out. It’s something she always thought about when watching movies — the bad guy always lets go when the victim passes out, so why don’t they just fake it? It’s not hard to go limp, physically. But it feels like giving up, and that goes against everything in Kate’s bones.
Yelena’s hand releases. It leaves Kate’s skin cold.
Kate collapses onto the floor and doesn’t dare open her eyes, even as she hears Yelena walk away. She forces herself to take quiet breaths, not gasp the way she desperately needs to, and screws her eyes shut to will away the look Yelena gave her. She doesn’t move.
A voice pulls her into consciousness, harsh and whispered. Kate has the most excruciating headache of her life.
“What the hell happened?” Clint asks, squatting down beside her.
She coughs.
“Jesus Christ, kid. Do you think you can stand up?”
A couple of doctors check her out, but she’s released from the hospital the same day with strict orders to rest. It’s convenient, really. Nothing to do but lay on her couch and think about her situationship nearly murdering her.
The day she gets a knock on her door, her bruises are healing. The handprint on her neck is still distinct, purplish-yellow, and her black eye is more of a maroon eye. She’s gotten bored of Survivor binges.
She flinches when she opens the door and sees Yelena. Then she feels bad for flinching.
“Hi,” Yelena says softly, frowning. “Can I come in?”
Kate’s self-preservation instinct is screaming no, clawing at the door to try to push it closed, but it loses. She swallows and steps aside.
They sit facing each other on Kate’s couch. No matter how hard she tries, she can’t look into Yelena’s eyes without seeing that cold, lethal stare. So she looks down instead.
“I’m so sorry,” Yelena breathes, her voice weak and vulnerable. “I… I didn’t want to hurt you, I would never hurt you.”
But you did, Kate catches herself thinking. She shakes her head, says scratchily, “It wasn’t you.”
Yelena glances down at Kate’s throat. Her eyes lock on to the bruise, widening immediately. “Oh god. I-I did that?”
Kate immediately wishes she had worn a scarf. “It wasn’t you.”
And then, Kate can’t believe what she sees. Yelena Belova’s eyes fill with tears. “I’m so sorry, Kate, I didn’t mean to-”
“It wasn’t you,” Kate repeats, firmly this time. Her gaze hardens. “It was them. And I’m not going to let them do that to you again.”
“I could’ve killed you,” Yelena whispers, oblivious to Kate’s words.
“You didn’t.” Probably by pure chance, but still. “Yelena, you didn’t.”
Yelena purses her lips, still refusing to let any tears fall. She’s never hated herself more.
Kate doesn’t know what to do. As much as she wants to pull Yelena into her arms, to promise to her that nothing has changed and everything is going to be okay, she can’t. Not when the thought of Yelena’s hands on her makes her skin crawl.
“How did you… come back?”
“I don’t know,” Yelena mutters. “I woke up in a SHIELD lab. I, I wanted to find you, and then Clint said that I-” her voice catches. “That I hurt you.”
Something swells in Kate’s chest. “Stop saying that.”
“I’m sorry.”
Kate closes her eyes, slumping back into the couch. Yelena uses the opportunity to wipe her eyes and swallow the lump in her throat. If someone had told her a few months ago that she would be falling apart just because she beat someone up, she would’ve slit their throat.
“Do they know what caused it?” Kate asks, keeping her eyes shut.
Yelena exhales. “Not really. A chemical of some kind. In the smoke bomb.”
“Was it just… were you going to kill anyone you saw? Or was it just me?”
Yelena wishes she knew the answer. “It couldn’t have just been you, Kate.”
She opens her eyes.
“I didn’t know you when they programmed me,” Yelena states, trying to convince herself as much as Kate. “It couldn’t just be you.”
“Okay,” Kate says softly. Suddenly, anger surges through her. Someone programmed Yelena. Someone hijacked her brain, her free will. Took away her power. She decides right then that she’ll make them pay, even if it’s the last thing she does. The rage burns through her and fogs her vision.
“Kate,” Yelena’s voice cuts through. She’s close to Kate now, searching for a hint of anything on her face. Kate’s not one to zone out. “Say something.”
She blinks and finds Yelena’s wide eyes. “Sorry.”
Yelena furrows her eyebrows. “You are thinking about something.”
“I’m not going to let them do that to you again,” Kate says sharply.
The air between them is tense. Yelena knows that’s not possible, that one person can’t protect her from the Red Room’s endless reach, but at the same time knowing that someone wants to try brings a lump back to her throat.
“If it happens again, I don’t want you near me,” Yelena rasps.
“I’m not abandoning you.”
Yelena exhales slowly. “I won’t let myself hurt you-”
“I’m not letting them do that to you again,” Kate repeats. “And you can’t stop that.”
“I’m sorry,” Yelena mumbles, almost whimpers, and Kate doesn’t care about her skin crawling anymore.
She pulls her into a crushing hug, presses herself as close to Yelena as she can, feels herself immediately calm down. Yelena closes her eyes and runs her hands across Kate’s back. They sink deeper into each other, breathe in the fact that they’re both alive and okay. It might not be that way forever.
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driftsart · 9 days
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Idk if u were ever asked but what’s ur inspo for ur au? Like ideas n stuff!
Here's a list of some of the characters in my au and some of the things they were inspired from:
Megatron- Ballister (from Nimona)
Optimus- Some depressed middle aged guy idk lmao
Sentinel Prime- Erm... Several events/leaders in history
Hot Rod- Ghost Spider, Nimona, Mai (next gen)
Starscream- Revali (botw)
Soundwave- Sooga (aoc)
Shockwave- That one scientist from next gen (I forgot his name 🗿)
Rumble- Ferb, Harold (captain underpants)
Frenzy- Phineas, George (captain underpants)
Ultra Magnus- Katie's dad (Mitchells vs machines)
Jazz- Donkey (shrek),that one cop from monster house
Terminus- 2 (9)
Most of my au's story is inspired by events in history, as well as characters from movies and stuff like that. I'm happy to hear what these or some of the other characters remind you of lmao ;)
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