#if you have any more specific questions please feel free to ask I’ll be happy to answer when I wake up

[jesterwriting]

Happy 200 Followers! 🎉🎉

To celebrate 200 followers, I wanted to do something fun <33 For the next couple of weeks, I’ll be doing a little music / lyric based event!! This is the first time I’ve ever done something like this, so please, bear with me. That said, I’m incredibly excited to test this out, and if all goes well, I’m open do doing more events in the future!

My regular rules still apply, so keep that in mind and give them a little read. You can find them here!

- As a reminder, I tend to stick to gender neutral and male readers, but I’m willing to write female reader if requested specifically. However, I do reserve the right to default to gender neutral reader if I can’t find a way to organically incorporate gender into the fic :3

These are the characters I write for: Ace, Law, Koby, Zoro, Sanji, Crocodile, Shanks, Mihawk, Nami, Robin, Smoker, Tashigi, Buggy, Boa Hancock

- Please only send one character per prompt. I’m open to doing the same character multiple times, though! Especially if they’re my fav >:3

- To make a request, send in the name of the song the lyric is from and the name of the character you want for it. Make sure I know this is for the event in your ask! I can be a little dense at times, hehe.

- You’re welcome to be specific for a request, such as specifying if you want fluff or angst, or if you’d prefer the lyric to relate more to the reader or to the character you’ve requested!

- All that said, have fun and go crazy! I’m excited and i hope you are too <33 Have a wonderful day, and thank you for reading and/or requesting!! If you have any questions, feel free to ask or DM me and I’ll happily clarify :3

- Update: Just to clarify, I don’t do doubles of the same prompt. I don’t wanna get overwhelmed with the amount of requests! So, once a prompt is requested, I strike it through and it’s done :3

bad idea right?

↝ ”yes i know that he’s my ex, but can’t two people reconnect? i only see him as a friend (the biggest lie i ever said)”

↝ buggy x reader

red flags

↝ “the best movie of all, the masterpiece of art called: human centipede!”

↝ robin x reader

cowboy casanova

↝ “he’s a good time cowboy casanova, leaning up against the record machine.”

↝ cowboy!ace x reader

bitter water

↝ “i am not a fool entire, no i know what’s coming. you’ll bury me beneath the tree i climbed when i was a child.”

↝ boa hancock x reader

maybe

↝ “you loved me holy with your cross and your disease. did you feel that close to god when you had me on my knees?”

↝ crocodile x reader

anniversary

↝ “giving you up? what are you on about? never give up believing in us.”

↝ sanji x reader

quiet

↝ “i’m not yours, and you’re not mine, but we can sit and pass the time. no fighting wars, no ringing chimes, we’re just feeling fine.”

like a dog

↝ “and so my soul could soar with my heart on the altar of science, like an obedient dog.”

recover

↝ “i’ll give you one more chance to say we can change or part ways. and you take what you need, and you don’t need me.”

the vampire waltz

↝ “oh, i feel it being drawn out, the blood flowing steadily into your mouth. this dark night, cruel and cold, you whisper softly, ‘honey, you’ll never grow old.’”

↝ vampire!sanji x reader

bridezilla

↝ “i’m gonna run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest, dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak. i’m gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake. baby, i can’t wait for my perfect wedding day!”

alien, alien

↝ “alien, that’s right, i’m you alien! your heartstrings pulled and deftly lulled, i’ve caught a shooting star.”

↝ crocodile x reader

dangerous thing

↝ “something about you is soft like an angel, and something inside you is violence and danger. i knew from the moment we met, you are a dangerous thing.”

↝ law x reader

me and my husband

↝ “and i am the idiot with the painted face, in the corner taking up space. but when he walks in, i am loved, i am loved.”

↝ law x transmasc!reader

like the dawn

↝ “you were the brightest shade of sun when i saw you. and surely, you will be the death of me, but how could i have known?”

↝ mihawk x reader, fluff

halloweenie v: the moss king

↝ “i am the moss king, here in your house. you sing the song with your wicked mortal mouth. sing to me sweetly, call to me now. there’s a hundred hauntin’ spirits in the trees lookin’ down.”

↝ zoro x reader

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[2dmax]

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[archiveikemen]

'Secret in Your Heart' Collection Event: Ellis

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When I was about to go shopping on my day off, Ellis offered to come with me.

Ellis: Kate, let me carry your bags for you.

Kate: That’s alright. You’re already carrying the things I bought earlier.

Ellis: I still have one free hand.

Ellis: Moreover… I’m physically stronger than you.

Kate: Of course you are…

Ellis: I want to pamper you. Can’t I do that…?

(Uh…)

Kate: … Then I’ll accept your kind offer. Thank you, Ellis.

Ellis: Mm, you’re welcome.

(... Ellis is so kind, as always.)

Ellis was always excessively kind towards me, as if I were his lover.

But it wasn’t because I was special, Ellis was kind towards everyone.

Whenever I was with Ellis, my heart felt lighter.

Ellis: — Hey, how happy are you right now?

Kate: Hmm… this is the happiest I’ve been since I woke up this morning.

Ellis: … I see.

(This question again.)

— “How happy are you right now?”.

He would ask that question to me and everyone around him at every opportunity.

Initially, I thought that it was just a habit of his, but—.

(I feel like there’s specific meaning behind it. Something very important to Ellis.)

There was a sense of uneasiness that felt like being choked by a ball of cotton.

As I pondered about the question I couldn't find answers to, I heard small footsteps next to me.

(...?)

Little Boy: Because I like you, I’ll tell you my secret!

Little Girl: Then I’ll also tell you a huge secret because I like you too!

The little children held hands and ran off giggling.

Kate: Fufu, how adorable. It must be nice to have a close companion.

Ellis: Shall we tell each other our secrets?

Kate: Huh?

Ellis: I want to get closer to you.

Ellis: Maybe we can get closer if we tell each other secrets. … What do you think?

His cute child-like suggestion made me smile.

Kate: Okay.

Ellis: … Great.

(What secret should I tell him?)

Ellis: Someone once said to me that if you tell someone a secret you’ve never told anyone else, you’ll get along very well, but…

Ellis: … Don’t go too far because you're going to end up having a hard time.

Kate: … Ellis?

Ellis: Which one is better? A secret that will hurt, or a happy one?

— It felt as if the bustling city suddenly stopped.

(Huh…?)

Kate: A secret that will hurt?

Ellis: Mm-hmm.

Kate: … Am I the one who will get hurt? Or you?

Ellis: Both of us, I guess?

Ellis: It’s a secret I’ve never shared before.

(How should I respond…?)

If I chose the painful secret, I might get to find out the reason behind his disturbing aura, and the meaning of that question he always asks.

(But once I find out, there’s no turning back.)

Ellis: I’d hate to make you sad.

Ellis: So I suggest you choose the happy secret.

Ellis: … What’s your decision?

(...)

(I…)

Kate: Then… I’ll do as you suggested.

Ellis: Mm, okay.

I decided to go for the escape route Ellis offered me, and he brought his lips to my ear.

Ellis: To be honest, I’m in a bit of a fix because both my hands are full.

Kate: Huh?

Ellis: I realised that I can’t hold your hand because of all the bags I’m carrying.

The unexpectedly adorable secret made my heart feel lighter again.

Kate: I didn’t notice that.

Ellis: Fufu, I did my best to hide it.

Ellis: Anyway, what’s your secret, Kate?

Kate: Don’t laugh at it, okay?

Ellis: … I might laugh because of how cute you are.

Kate: Then I won’t say it.

Ellis: Just kidding, my bad. I promise not to laugh.

Ellis: So tell me more about yourself, Kate.

His words and actions never failed to make me feel like a large weight had been lifted off my heart.

However, I had a hunch that I would someday be consumed by the dark secret he was burdened with.

It would be like I’m paying the price for overlooking it.

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[phantomram-b00]

Been wanting to do this for sometime so here are some of my headcanon for Autistic Aziraphale.

Please note that Autism is a spectrum and that everyone’s have a different experience because some of these are hc are based on experiences I have as an autistic person or maybe other might’ve too. So please be mindful, but hope you guys enjoy and feel free to ask any questions. (I love this gif)

Headcanon 1:

Aziraphale isn’t comfortable with crowds or at the very least crowds that might be noisy or isn’t his usually spaces or familiar with (I.e his bookshop, Give me coffee or give me death, etc) so he usually just wouldn’t want to go or if he does try it, he’ll bring his yellow Walkman Crowley got him so he can listen to music since music calm him down.

Headcanon 2:

He’s the type to want to listen to any other songs to not get out the comfort zone so if he does, he would have to listen to them twice or three times in order to decide if he like the song or not. (Idk if this one odd let me explain, it something I do since I don’t like to listen to different songs that isn’t in my comfort zone let alone song that aren’t my usual so if I did listen to it I would have to listen to them fully two or three times to see if I like the lyric, rhyme and beat. Just to make sure it not too loud, repetitive, or fits in my comfort zone for me. But also the lyric the factor since I like interpreting songs, probably why I like The Crane’s wives for example or even Laufey sm.)

Headcanon 3:

Hardcover > Paperback because he likes the feeling of the hardcover then he does with paperbacks. But also he feels the texture is better. Hence why most of the books in his bookshop are hardcovers.

Headcanon 4:

He does have specific food textures he doesn’t typically like. Like bananas, if the bread is too flakey, rice is too hard, some sandwiches or eggs. So he stays away from it and stick to his safe foods like sushi, pears, cakes.

Headcanon 5:

Crowley love it when Aziraphale hyperfixates and talk about his favorite book he reading because it fill him with love to see that Aziraphale find something he loves. It actually took Aziraphale some time since heaven would often interrupts, ignore or blatantly brush him off to cut it out leaving Aziraphale to feel insecure about his special interest. Ofc it also toke meeting mortals like him to get him to open up so when Crowley first heard him hyperfixate it made him happy. Because that how Aziraphale in a sense show trust in him and himself to open up.

Headcanon 6:

Aziraphale likes to stim! I think I kinda dip my toes in it in some post from before but I do believe that he stims. Whether he hums a tone, wiggles or etc. he also started doing this after time passed because again heaven and also some mortal look down on this. But with the comfort of his bookshop, Crowley and also meeting understanding mortal he start to feel more comfortable. Granted he still try to hide it due to masking and to this day still mask but once he with Crowley or in the comfort of his home he stims.

And that really about it for hc today

Me rambling in 3…..2…….1 (tw: ableism)

And that’s pretty much concludes it, I might do this again as it fun. Headcanon is my favorite thing as well as when it comes to autistic headcanon. Autistic rep has been… not the best, granted I haven’t watch much tv shows other than ofmd, good omens, and more so I’m not sure if they got better, I don’t know if I’ll talk about that aspect of negative reps but all say, they have harmful impact as I have a family member that will joke “when will I see numbers” which…sure it a joke but…. I can’t help but feel bad. So doing this and seeing positive rep or seeing autistic/adhd coded characters make me happy!

This is fun in so many ways, mostly because as shown in my past post I relate to aziraphale. Still don’t know how I feel about that but regardless I love his character, his flaws, everything! And I see how he autistic coded in my eyes so it makes me almost relate to him even more. And I’ve been wanting to show my personal headcanon for a while just I thought now would be the best day. Especially as this Good Omens brainrot is alive and well among my other brainrot. I do hope you guys enjoy this let me know if you wanna hear more or if you have your own personal hc that you want to share. And hope you guys are having a good day with how bizarre 2024 is and hope you’re also having fun ghostly pals.

Here a Aziracrow/ineffable husbands/spouse/wives gif:

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[beta-adjacent]

I’ve been living as an omega for nearly a year now. I use this one specific scent on myself that calms me down, and my bed is a nest. I have sensory issues, so scent and the feeling of fabric is a huugeee thing for me. Anyway, my friend is exactly like me and whenever i’m with her we cuddle up in her nest and i can’t help but think of us as two omegas hahah. She doesn’t know about omegaverse, but i want to broach the subject with her without weirding her out. Do you have any advice on how i should try to explain it to her? Thank you ❤️

Hi anon, thanks for asking and stopping by my page! I love that miscecanis has brought you so much joy in the past almost-year (I’m the exact same with the scents/fabrics btw!!). And I love that you want to share that joy with your friend even more!!!!

I’ll be honest; I’ve introduced friends to omegaverse before, just as a plain concept, and their reactions were…..less than favorable, haha. But!!!!!! To be fair, it was because I’d made them all read an essay I wrote about the subject, and it was wayyyyy too much info at once.

So based on my past attempts, here are some ideas I want to share:

Even if your friend has foreknowledge on fanfic genres, still treat the knowledge like you would with someone who has no clue what you’re talking about. Re-contextualizing omegaverse may be crucial if your friend is already familiar with it and its more problematic aspects. Take your time, and don’t rush through with assumptions

Use comparisons/correlations that they’d understand. There are a lot of things people do already that are miscecanis-coded. I mean, who doesn’t like comforting/nostalgic smells, or the softness of their favorite blanket? Make those connections to help them understand where you’re coming from.

Introduce it gradually and as slowly as needed!!! Letting all the information soak in could take a while, and that’s ok. I’d try feeling it out by introducing one or two elements with little to no jargon, just to start. Let her curiosity guide the conversation

Put an emphasis on why the lifestyle makes you so happy. Your friend loves you and wants to support you. It helps immensely if you can give her some takeaways so she’ll know how to support you best!!

If she has questions, I’d encourage you to be vulnerable. It can be hard to explain what you need or what you want her to know, but it’s vital to her understanding. Answer openly/honestly to your best ability, encourage her to research for herself, or even research the answers together if it’s something you’re unsure of.

Gently practice what you want to say! You don’t need to rehearse/prepare like it’s a presidential speech, but you should come in with intention. Just as an example, you could write down your thoughts/feelings/takeaways, and imagine reading them from their perspective. Seeing what you want to talk about on paper will help you assess how to simplify, elaborate, etc.

Don’t forget you are setting the tone of the conversation. It will only be as overwhelming/scary as you make it for yourself. It can be as formal or as casual as you want it to be. It can happen any time or place you choose. If it feels like it’s too much pressure, remember that above all else, this is just you telling your friend about something you love.

I am so excited for you and this step in your miscecanis journey. I wish you the best of luck on talking with your friend!!!! And please, please, please feel free to come back here and let me know how everything goes!!!!!!!!!

#I think @miscecanis made an excellent post about this too so I’ll rb that #tl;dr #don’t infodump on your friend unless they have expressed interest lmaooo #and tbh? it feels big and scary but it’s like telling someone you’re vegan #like this doesn’t need to hold the weight of a confession; it really can be just a joyful exchange of information #a/b/o #a/b/o blog #anon #omegaverse #ask #a/b/o lifestyle #omegaverse lifestyle #a/b/o dynamics #a/b/o verse #miscecanis

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✨💛 Happily taken 💛✨ very devoted to my lovely partner Luce! 🥰 💍 been together over 10 years 🥰

Please don’t send pics/vids - I really appreciate the thought! It just makes me uncomfortable, I’m sorry! the only tummy I’m into is my lovely partner’s 🥵 and a possible exception of maybe two fictional characters (yeah, you know who one of those is 😑😑😑)

I’d rather be complimented than teased/degraded - I’m proud of my body, belly & gains 🩵 I only like the other stuff from Luce 😈

Sorry, I don’t IM, but I love asks!!! especially anons I can post 🤗

Sorry, I can’t do small talk! I’m autistic, exhausted and extremely socially awkward, I’m always happy to answer questions in asks but that’s about my limit 🤯

🩷 My favourite parts of the kink (in current approx order!):

Weight gain (not into unrealistic or excessive/immobility)

Burping

Stuffing/Bloating/Overeating

Strongfat

Belly noises

Digestion

Upset tummy

Internal Gas

Object vore (marbles etc)

💜 Lesser parts of my kink (often only of interest in specific circumstances):

Hiccups

Hunger noises (I HATE being hungry so growls are way less exciting to me but are more interesting now I’m fatter and they give my greed away so much more than they used to 🤫!)

Stretch marks

Full bladder/desperation

Pregnancy/mpreg

🖤 On Hold: Farting

Please leave farts WELL alone right now. in addition to the severe health issues that make this impossible rn the way some members of the community have bombarded me about this over the years have at this point destroyed the tiny part of it I found enjoyable. If I‘m ever to enjoy this in *any* way again or have any inclination to make fart content in future it’s really important that I find my *own* way into enjoying this again to even a small degree. Time and space are the best way for that to happen - thank you for understanding 💕

🩶 Personally not into:

Being hungry/starving

Inflation

Vore

Farts (right now)

💔 Turn-Offs:

Vomiting (actually phobic, can only tolerate in written form)

Scat

More extreme farting stuff (face sitting etc, big turn off)

Unrealistic weight gain/eating

💚 And if anyone’s interested, here are some of my Non Belly kinks:

Mind control

Intox

False memory

Embarrassment/humiliation

Drag (obviously :P)

Body transformation? I mean, weight gain comes under that umbrella too obvs but things like (not extreme) muscle building, body mods, other body changes

I also have a lot of non-con/survival kinks that serve as trauma processing.

Romance/yearning/jealousy/tragic love (I have issues ok??? :P T has done a number on my emotions!!!) (and yes it is a kink, as i’ve come to resentfully admit, much to my chagrin and Lucy’s amusement!!! 😫😅)

Captain Jack fucking Harkness 😑😑😑 I think he counts 😫

Aside from belly stuff I’m total fandom trash, talk to me about Torchwood and I’m putty in your hands :P

[bihansthot]

Someone in the apartment complex burnt their popcorn or dinner or something and the smell is just lingering in my bedroom. Ugh. I’m tired and want more Syzoth content, we need head canons and fluff and fun! There are lots of wonderful fanarts though and that’s fantastic, I know I’m a basic bitch jumping on the Reptile hype train but I don’t care. I also want to answer more headcanons and asks and stuff so feel free to send me any questions you have. I’m still not quite up to doing fic requests yet but pretty much anything else is fair game.

I’m happy to do content for all of the Lin Kuei (except Frost, sorry I don’t like writing for women) Rain, Reiko and Reptile! Other kharacters might open up in the future and I’m happy to answer questions about any kharacter. Please don’t be shy! Ns/fw is totally fine as long as it’s not a full blown fic request. Please note though I default to an AFAB reader, I am happy to change that if you request it though, it’s just my go to because that’s what I am and I identify as female. Also please note that I don’t do ships, I only do canon x reader I might throw in some Bi-Han x Syzoth here and there though because I enjoy them together. I also won’t do canon x oc, unless I’m asked about my OCs Hallvard or Ice I just do not know my moots or readers OCs well enough to write them. I’m sorry! (If I decide to do requests again I might do canon x oc in exchange for art or a return fic.) Other nos are incest or underage or gore, silly for MK I know but I don’t want to write about organs lol I’m iffy about child requests, I don’t mind talking about my fictional kids but I can physically have children myself so it’s sometimes a touchy subject for me. So, I guess I’ll say kid asks are at my discretion. Oh full on non con is a no but dub con and yandere are ok I guess? I don’t love writing yandere if I’m being totally honest. If any of these subjects bother you though please let me know if you need a specific tag so you don’t see it by mistake.

So, yeah asks are open I guess? I will try and sprinkle in more smut fics here and there too because smut is life, but like I said I’m more than happy to write ns/fw headcanons and stuff. I just can’t handle the commitment of a full blown fic request right now, but small things are good and keep me active in the kommunity. Also as always please feel free to talk to me at me whatever I’m always down to talk about MK :) I can also always be found on discord the server is 18+ but very chill and self ship friendly, but also ship friendly we have different roles to make everyone as happy as possible. Ok lovelies I think that’s everything, I’m going to spend the rest of my night trying to smell something other than burnt food.

Oh one last thing! Please specify what timeline your ask is for! I won’t write for Hanzo Scorpion but I guess I will try for Kuai Liang Scorpion. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I just need to know what Kuai Liang I’m working with if he’s involved.

I lied one more thing self ship and OC asks are always appreciated but not expected but I would love to talk about both if anyone is interested 👉👈

#mortal kombat #sub zero #scorpion #mk reptile #mk reiko #mk smoke #sektor #cyrax #mk rain #sub zero bros #head canon #asks open #send me stuff #self ship asks #self ship positivity

[shiftinglover]

Can you tell us more about Damian please?

Also, how is his relationship with Bruce?

Okay, so this is kind of complicated.

So Damian is well… Damian. I grew up with him as my younger brother. I became Batgirl when I was sixteen and Robin/Damian was already ten. He was still seriously struggling with his relationship with Bruce.

Damian and Bruce both have a lot of anger issues and is easily overwhelmed and frustrated. Bruce has dealt with it for years but still struggles a lot more with his anger. Damian has grown up with a much better support system than Bruce did, and therefore has been actually dealing with his trauma and anger more. So while they don’t always get along, they have that strained father and child relationship growing up. It wasn’t until kind of recently, now that Damian is seventeen, that he has been more forgiving and understanding, especially towards Bruce.

But Damian was still a little sh*t. Think youngest child but times three. Love him tho. But yeah, he has a much better relationship now with Bruce than he did as a kid. As a kid, it was always strained and kind of awkward with one another. Like they didn’t know how to act with each other or were low key mad at each other at all times. But it’s better now and they’re pretty close. Sorry I hope this helps. ♥️

If you have any specific questions about Damian, I’ll be happy to answer. I’m just not exactly sure of what to say. He’s a little brat, a bit spoiled. But really efficient and funny tbh. He’s super serious when it comes to dating or if anyone is dating any of his sisters (Stephanie, Cass, and I). Like he will go undercover/follow the dates. He has no problem threatening/embarrassing people if he doesn’t like them. He’s a great Robin, very stubborn about certain things. He has a bit of OCD, especially when it comes to his art supplies or animals (things he’s very extreme about). Loves tea, dislikes (but not hate) coffee. He prefers spicy food. He loves the colors of green and blue. He likes manga and comic books, (Jon and I introduced him to it). He loves hiking. He likes small gifts, like a book, pencils, small plants, etc. He named all the plants with me in my garden. Prefers sketching/drawing and painting. He’s grown up a lot and much more mature (less stubborn/more trustful) now. He’s one of my favorite brothers tbh. (Does gloat about that). Once gave him a small, green adventurine crystal (‘cause I collect crystals) and he threw it at Tim.

Please feel free to ask any more questions. ♥️

#reality shifting #shifting #shifting to dc universe #dc universe #shifting to marvel #shifting to desired reality #damian wayne #shifting to my dr #shifting realities

[ringsofpowervalentinesweek]

Hello everyone! If you’re reading this, welcome to Rings of Power Valentines Week 2023! Thank you so much for your interest. Events like this help keep the fandom alive and thriving while we wait for season two to drop.

This is an event meant to celebrate the various relationships presented in The Rings of Power, whether romantic, platonic, or somewhere in between.

Below are some basic rules of the event and a quick FAQ. Please read it through thoroughly.

Love you all and I look forward to seeing what you guys make!

Event Rules

The event will start on Valentines Day (2/14/23) at 6AM PST and run until 2/21/23, closing at 12:00AM PST.

I will be tracking the tag #tropvalentinesweek2023 and do my best to reblog everything, but I’m just one person! To help me out you can also @ this blog, and if I haven’t reblogged your post then also feel free to message this blog with a link to remind me!

Here is the list of prompts - you can post as much for one prompt as you want! And you can skip prompts if you’re not a fan of one, or disregard prompts entirely and do whatever your heart desires. They’re just a guide. :) 

This is a LGBTQIA+ friendly space. Terfs absolutely are not welcome in any form. And I want to make it especially clear that people and content on the aroace spectrum are welcome!

All kinds of content are welcome, whether that be fics, headcannons, art, edits, fanvids, reader-inserts, cosplay, poetry, music, podfics, calligraphy, tiktoks, or handcrafts — if you make it, I’ll reblog it!

Absolutely no ship-shaming. If you don’t like a ship, then don’t consume the content. Ships will be tagged character x character (romantic) and character + character (platonic). If you don’t like a ship or it squicks you, please feel free to blacklist the tag. Harassment and negative comments about ships may bar you from participating in the event in the future

If you are posting to AO3 - you can add your work to the event collection! Optional, but highly recommended :) 

💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

FAQ:

Do I Have to Sign Up?

Nope! All you have to do to participate and have your work shared is add it to the hashtag and preferably @ the blog

Do I Have to Follow the Prompts?

Nope! The prompts are there to jog creative juices, but you don’t have to follow them if you don’t want to.

Can I Post Late Or Skip a Day?

Yep! You don’t have to do every single day, and if you post a couple days late on a prompt that’s totally fine. Posting after the event closes is also fine, but sharing won’t happen nearly as fast or as reliably because I will no longer be actively tracking the tag.

Is NSFW Content Okay?

Yep! But please tag it as such and stick any explicit content under a read more.

Are Platonic and Queerplatonic Relationships Okay?

Absolutely!!! This is an event for all kinds of relationships and there will be days specifically devoted to those kinds of relationships as well, but you can post that kind of content all throughout the event.

Are OT3s/Polyamory Welcome?

Yes!

Am I Limited ONLY to Characters and Places in the Show? 

Preferably, your work should include characters from the show, but you are absolutely not limited to what they have covered. Anything from Tolkien’s legendarium that tickles your brain is welcome, whether that’s kidnap fam, Celebrimbor and Narvi, Elwing and Eärendil, Celeborn, Celebrían, etc. etc. 

💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

If you have any further questions, please feel free to message this blog, drop an ask, or message me on @gi-nathlam-hi

Happy posting! Have a dumb Elrond doodle per fandom tradition.

~Namarië. Go towards goodness~

#tropvalentinesweek2023 #the rings of power #rings of power #trop

[azxremoon]

𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒

what i do and don’t write for requests may contradict the type of content i write for myself.

please come to me if you have questions, concerns, or don’t understand something. i’m always happy to resolve any issues.

though i have a wp acc, i’ll be posting my writing on my fledgling ao3 under the same handle.

requests are done for fun, not obligation! they are not the primary focus in my life or my blog.

please check my pinned post for my writing status before requesting.

thirsts and suggestions are always accepted! i’d love to hear your ideas and thoughts, if you’re willing to share <3

i have no set schedule or consistency, and fics are published when they are completed.

if you don’t see a character you like on my list, feel free to ask about them!

regarding fire emblem, please specify whether the reader is the protagonist (byleth / corrin / robin) if it isn’t clear.

requesting while they’re closed or they break a rule will result in the ask itself being deleted.

PLEASE REBLOG YOUR REQUEST ONCE IT’S COMPLETED !

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 / 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐒

code geass : lelouch vi britannia, suzaku kururugi, euphemia li britannia, jeremiah gottwald, cc.

final fantasy : cloud strife, tifa lockhart, reno, rude, tseng, sephiroth, genesis rhapsodos, angeal hewley, zack fair, noctis lucis caelum, prompto argentum, gladiolus amicitia, ignis scientia, lunafreya nox fleuret, ardyn izunia, nyx ulric.

fire emblem : corrin, chrom, robin, grima, lucina, henry, tharja, ryoma, takumi, xander, leo, camilla, azura, jakob, byleth, sothis, rhea, seteth, blue lions, golden deer, black eagles.

jojo’s bizarre adventure : jonathan joestar, dio / dio brando, joseph joestar, giorno giovanna, bruno bucciarati, leone abbacchio, guido mista, jolyne kujo, foo fighters, narciso anasui.

jujutsu kaisen : satoru gojo, yuji itadori, megumi fushiguro, nobara kugisaki, maki zenin, toge inumaki, yuta okkotsu, aoi todo.

legend of zelda : tp + botw/totk link, totk ganon, botw + totk zelda, rauru, sonia, sidon, revali, mipha.

nier : 2b, 9s, a2, brother nier, kaine.

persona 5 : akira kurusu, goro akechi, ann takamaki, ryuji sakamoto, yusuke kitagawa, “kasumi” yoshizawa, takuto maruki, sae niijima.

yu-gi-oh! : yugi muto, seto kaiba, joey wheeler, jaden yuki, jesse anderson, yubel, chazz princeton, aster phoenix.

𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄

headcanons and short drabbles only.

spoilers are a-ok!!

character x reader only.

platonic, familial, and romantic relationships are accepted, but must be specified.

alternate universes—modern, childhood, college / university, soulmate, fantasy, yandere, ask for more prior to requesting.

aus of characters inspired by specific vocaloid songs, such as cendrillon and cantarella. bonus points if it is from the evillious chronicles.

polyamorous relationships, unrequited love, various tropes.

fluff, angst, comfort fluff, hurt / comfort, hurt / no comfort.

dark content—such as major character death, yandere, etc.

𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄

oneshots (for reqs only)

readers with specific race, culture, disabilities, illnesses, or gender identity to avoid misrepresentation.

explicit n///sfw, non-con, fetishes, k///inks.

miscarriages or dark / triggering matters relating to pregnancy.

anything relating to harming oneself in any form.

drug-use.

original characters x canon.

canon x canon.

cheating (on reader, or by reader)

𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑

the reader is always gender neutral or female with ambiguous anatomy, unless stated otherwise.

reader will use she / her or they / them, but also may be written in the second person.

appearance, race, and culture are always excluded to include everyone.

the reader can be personalized by the requester, from vague personality descriptors to accessories.

the reader can be inspired by characters of other media, but i must know and be familiar of them.

accepted personalization examples are, but not limited to: a shy!reader, stand user!reader, phantom thief!reader, introverted!reader, idol!reader, reader who wears glasses, tall / short!reader.

#ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ rules

[starryeyedreviews]

Little Chef - Full Review

Author’s note: ok so i know i had just listed down games i was gonna review and this isn’t one of them, but i saw Rock Paper Shotgun (shoutout to them! one of my favorite curators for sure) talk about this and gave it a try and it was SO cute ✨

Warning! Very minor spoilers in the screenshots, so if you want to play the game completely blind maybe don’t focus too hard on the background haha

Little Chef is a 2D physics-based game where you can mix ingredients to figure out different recipes. It takes place in an adorable little kitchen with objects you can interact with, allowing you to pick them up and drop them in the pot to cook. You can take the time to experiment with different combinations of ingredients, or get hints from the names in the recipe book you’re given.

The ingredients you have to work with are pretty common, so it’s not too difficult to figure out which to combine to make which food. Recipes range from needing 2 ingredients up to 5, making the latter recipes a little trickier to get. Successfully making a recipe results in lovely golden smoke from the pot, with your finished product popping up on screen, and the corresponding recipe unlocked in your book.

The book also includes a section for “failed” recipes, which you can also try to complete. A few of them require specific ingredients, while the others are just happy accidents from mixes gone wrong. Finding all of the recipes in the book, including the failed ones, gets you a congratulations screen, calling you a Master Chef! Perhaps a little reminder that your failures are part of what makes you successful 💜 (or that being a completionist pays off, haha!)

Surprisingly, the things you can place in the pot aren’t limited to just the edible. Most of what you can find in the kitchen can be moved around, and some even picked up, so it’s inevitable that a lot of us will try tossing those in the pot as well. This mechanic makes for some funny interactions and captions in the recipe book, giving you all the more reason to try and find them all 💫

The captions are another part of what makes this game such a treat to play. Each recipe gets its own caption, lovingly written like a slice of life. They make the game feel so much more personable and charming, and were what enticed me to get every single recipe just to see what the character had written.

As the game is free, it still has room to grow and be fleshed out. I’m sure if given the chance, the devs would add more recipes, and maybe some audio. Currently the entire game is silent, but in my opinion it would benefit from some ambient noise, maybe little bits of sound design like a “plop” when the ingredients are dropped, or a “ding!” when the food finishes cooking.

Little Chef reminds me a lot of Little Alchemy with the way you experiment, but shorter and much cozier. On the Itch page (which I’ll link below), the devs cite Potion Craft, Bartender: The Right Mix, and Doodle God: Alchemy Simulator as inspirations, which I could very much feel throughout the game. I really hope they continue developing this game, and as always can’t wait to see what they’ll do next 🌠

Short but sweet -- I give it 5 stars out of 5! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Play Little Chef for free on Itch here!

If you have any questions/suggestions for me, please let me know! My asks are always open ✨

~ Gabi 🌙

#starryeyedreviews #game review #cozy games #cooking games #cooking simulator #little chef #indie games #wholesome games #click and drag #cute games #free games

[ewanmitchellcrumbs]

I hope you won’t find it weird when I’ll call you “Big Sister Ange” because as a woman in her early 20s and an only child I feel like you’re a long distance sister to me. It’s because you don’t patronize anyone or look down or make fun when they ask you questions on any topic. That’s why as a fanfic writer in the making and an inexperience person who’d like to write smut I need to ask… if I want to describe a woman’s orgasm that came from penetrative sex, is it more powerful than masturbation (talking manly about clit stimulation) or duller in feeling? Because I’ve read lots of different descriptions and I guess it all has to do with an individual experience and if a man finds the woman’s g spot but I also read that every woman has her g spot in a slightly different place so in general the intensity of an orgasm must be different to any of us? But I’m curious about the differences between these two types of making a woman cum (not including oral or fingering because the second one needs expertise too—in finding the g spot right 🫣). I hope it’s not a weird thing to ask. Sex education isn’t something “normal” where I live and I want to write realistic sex scenes one day. Hope you’re having an amazing day (and you don’t have to answer if you don’t feel like it!) 😘

I don't mind at all, that is incredibly sweet and I'm happy that I'm able to provide a comfortable space for you! I'll place my answer beneath a cut, so people have the option to scroll without reading if they wish to.

The G spot is not a separate and specific part of the anatomy but part of the larger clitoral network - essentially, the G spot is an extension of the clitoris, and they share the same nerve set up. Everyone is different in terms of what works for them when it comes to stimulation. Some people can orgasm from both being stimulated, and some from only one. A lot of people find it difficult to achieve orgasm from penetrative sex alone and that is perfectly normal!

Typically, your G spot is usually located a couple of inches from the vaginal opening, on the upper wall, though everyone is slightly different. As the nerve set up is the same, an orgasm from clitoral stimulation will feel no more intense than one incurred from G-spot stimulation - in theory.

TW: I am about to get real graphic with my personal experience here.

For me, they do feel different, simply because if I come from having my clit rubbed, sucked, licked, etc. the attention is usually more intensive and focused on that area, so it's more powerful and will cause me to want to curl in on myself, my thighs to shake, a more audible sound to leave my mouth, etc. If I come from having my g-spot stimulated then it's usually as a result of penetrative sex, and it's not as intense, as the movement of either fingers, a penis or a vibrator is being continuously thrusted, so momentarily it moves away and I am given a reprieve. It's still pleasurable, but causes more of a warm, fuzzy sensation accompanied by the muscle spasming of my vaginal walls.

TL;DR: a clitoral orgasm for me is like being cattle prodded, a g-spot orgasm for me is likely being floated towards climax on a cloud lol

Sorry this got incredibly long, and I hope it didn't gross you out. Hopefully you have the info you need, but please feel free to drop into my asks again if you have more questions!

#asked and answered

[ladylovesloki]

Imposter Prince: Ch 4

Pairing: Loki x Reader

Warnings: Language

Summary: Reader possibly learns the motive behind all of this.

I went to sleep and woke up to the most wonderful comments. Thank you all so much, I'm so happy you're all enjoying this story so far. This idea has been living rent free inside of my head for a few years now. Chapter 4 is all ready to go for you, if I forget to tag anyone please forgive me and remind me. I'm still getting the hang of posting on here 🤪

If you would like me to add you to the tag list for future chapters let me know!

Thank you all again! I hope you enjoy the next chapter. And I lied in the Masterlist post, there's probably going to be 8 chapters 😬

You and Sif make your way to the observatory to see Heimdall. Knowing his top priority is to watch over the realms you didn’t want to take up too much of his time. 

“Lady Sif, Lady Y/N. A pleasure to see you both, how can I be of service?”

You can’t help it, you blush but then quickly get your wits about you. Loki might not have much time left. 

You smile, “Heimdall, it’s wonderful to see you again.” 

“Have you come to take up my offer on watching the stars?” He asks but somehow you know he already knows you’re there for a different reason. 

“We have a question for you guardian”, Sif interjects getting straight to the point. 

“Ask and I may have an answer.” He’s not looking at Sif, his golden eyes are staring directly at you. Almost like he was begging for you to ask not just a question but the right question. 

“Heimdall, when was the last time you used your gift to see Prince Loki?” You ask. 

“I haven’t had to look upon the younger prince with my gift in quite some time. I see him in the observatory quite often for incoming and departing dignitaries from visiting realms. Unless specifically asked by the Allfather I have not looked for Prince Loki in such a way.”

“Can you look for him now?” You ask him. 

“As you wish” he replies with a sly smile. He looks toward the cosmos and you patiently wait to hear what he sees. 

“Interesting, I cannot see him.” You give Sif a concerned glance. 

“Can you see the council? They are meeting with the delegation from Alfheim.” Sif asks, you hope he can at least see if Odin and the council are alright. 

“I cannot do so without the permission of the Allfather, I am sorry.”

Heimdall sees the disappointment on your face.

“Don’t worry my lady, this is not the first time Prince Loki has hidden his whereabouts from me. I’m sure it will not be the last.”

That didn’t make you feel any better and with not much more information to gain from this visit you thanked Heimdall for his time and left the observatory with Sif. 

“Hey, we’re going to figure this out y/n.” Sif’s trying to comfort you but all you’re feeling right now is confusion and worry for Loki. 

Going through this is making you realize your true feelings for him, the fear of losing him to whatever this imposter has planned makes you physically ill. You need to figure this out and fast. 

“I think I’m going to go lay down for a bit Sif, maybe clear my head some.”

“Ok, I’ll be in the training grounds if you need me” she responded sadly, knowing this situation was taking its toll on you. 

You both go your separate ways and you go straight to your chambers, only to find your door open. 

You slowly open the door a little more and see the imposter inside looking through your rooms.

You decide to go at him like you normally would if you found Loki creeping around your room while you weren’t there. But before you go to make your move, you realize something. He hasn’t noticed you watching him yet, you’ve never been able to actually sneak up on Loki before, he always said he could hear your feet dragging across the floors of the palace from miles away. You’ll have to remember that for later, but for now you burst through the door.

“You know normal people wait until the person who occupies a room is present before they decide to make themselves at home.” Hoping your snark isn’t too much to piss him off but at the same time….hoping it is enough to piss him off. You just need this clown to slip up once. 

“Well I am a God darling, I wouldn’t call that normal at least not by your Midgardian standards anyway. Where were you?” Here comes the suspicion again. 

“Hanging out with Sif, flirting with Heimdall, you know the usual” you say trying to maintain some level of coolness even though the anxiety you’re feeling is making your temperature rise. 

“Flirting with the guardian hmm? And did he reciprocate my dear?” He’s testing you again, he wants you to distract you.

He gets closer to you, towering over you looking down his crooked nose into your eyes. He smells like a very potent lily. Such a powerful smell, so strong and fragrant. Nothing like your Loki. Loki smells like fresh linen and the books he was constantly around. You try and calm your beating heart, try to keep the tears from forming and swallow the lump in your throat. God you miss him. 

You steel yourself and reply, “meh you know me, all fun and games My Prince. So what did bring you to my neck of the woods?” You move over to the desk he was just looking through to create a little space between you. 

“I was wondering if you would like to join me for a private dinner this evening, give us time to catch up properly without any…interruptions”.

Danger, Will Robinson. 

You had to make a decision and fast. If you take too long to answer, his suspicion about you is going to rise. Did you really want to be alone with him through an entire dinner? Would you even survive it?, that’s the real question. On the other hand you might get more clues about what happened to Loki. 

Fuck it. 

“Sounds great! Where and when?” You smile and he almost looks like he was anticipating you saying no.

“How about here in your chambers? We could have Liv assist us for the evening. 

“Sounds great, I’ll get freshened up and see you back here at dinner time.” 

“Very well, until then”, he takes your hand again, kisses it and walks out. 

Not a moment later Liv comes in to your room.

“Hello y/n, I just saw Prince Loki leave, he told me you will be dining with him in your chambers this evening.”

“Yes Liv, thank you for all of your help, I couldn’t do any of this without you.”

“Nonsense y/n, now let’s get you ready for your evening.”

Once again you are bathed, primed and prodded awaiting the imposter prince. Unfortunately you didn’t have to wait too long. 

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

“Good evening Prince Loki”, Liv greets “Loki” with a smile and courtesy. 

“Good evening Liv, is my lady ready for me?” You cringe at the claim he makes, you’re certainly not his lady.

“She is”, I step out in to view. He looks dumbstruck for a moment but then quickly gets his bearings. 

“Y/N, you are more beautiful than Freya in her prime.”

Ugh. This guy is really laying it on thick. 

“Thank you My Prince.”

He’s wearing Loki’s dress robes, another pang of sadness hits you. You would make fun of him for those robes all the time. It was so complicated for something that was supposed to be for comfort. You’d call it his hobo outfit just to annoy him, he would in fact get annoyed roll his eyes and smile at you knowing that outfit was unnecessarily fancy.

Liv guides us towards the dining table which was already set up with different meats, cheeses, bread and drinks. 

“I will be in the sitting room should you need anything.” Liv curtseyed and made her way out to door. 

The imposter prince pulled out a chair for you to sit, waited for you to take your seat and moved over to his chair and sat himself. 

“So, tell me. How has life been since I’ve been away.” You wanted to steer most of this conversation. Maybe if you’re lucky he’ll slip up and give something away. 

“Well, I’ve been attending council meetings with father, Thor doesn’t seem to be interested in anything else besides protecting your realm.”

“Nothing you’ve learned recently that you’re dying to teach me, or a ridiculous prank you’ve played that you wish I was here to witness?”

“I don’t have time for pranks any longer. I have more important things that require my attention.” He’s getting irritated. Time to bring it down some so you tell him a few fun stories from around the tower. Nothing really of importance.

Some time as passes and you have both have moved on to dessert, Liv had popped in from time to time to check on us. 

“So, tell me about all of your new responsibilities, it sounds like Odin is putting a lot of trust in you. That’s amazing.” You try and give him a kind smile. In truth you always hoped Loki and Odin would get passed their differences so Odin could see how much potential his younger son truly has. It’s unfortunate he is putting his trust in a stranger, what’s worse is that he doesn’t even know it.

“I never knew you to care for conversations about government and foreign affairs.”

“Well it seems to be important to you so it’s important to me.” You smile, hoping you haven’t overplayed your hand. 

He takes a moment and responds, “we’re currently meeting with diplomats from Alfheim, negotiations have been….taxing.”

“Oh?” Here we go.

“Yes, father has some archaic opinions about how Alfheim should be running their trades, specifically who they are trading with.”

“What are they not weighing their trucks at a weigh station or something?” You make a joke, more out of curiosity. You want to see how he responds to the mischievous side of you. Loki always said that was his favorite side. 

“What?” His confusion was hysterical, but then you remember you’re sitting down with someone with a potential to seriously harm you. 

“It’s a joke, trucks that travel with goods on Earth have to weigh in their trucks at certain points until they reach their destination to be sure it is safe to travel with the weight they are carrying. Some truck drivers choose to pass by those stops without weighing in and get fined for not doing so.” 

“No. Nothing like that, Alfheim is only trying to accept trade from certain merchants that Asgard as of right now restricts trade with.”

“Why does Asgard restrict trading with them?”

“Some of the goods those merchants carry are weapons, Odin fears Alfheim will use these restricted merchants to obtain illegal weapons that Asgard does not have the technology to defend against.”

“It sounds like Odin is being smart by restricting these merchants then.”

“So you believe another realm should dictate how another defends itself?”

Bingo. This fool is triggered. 

“I believe that as the Allfather it is Odin’s responsibility to protect the citizens of Asgard.” You explain, seeing if you can get more information out of him. The dots are beginning to connect. 

“No! His job is to protect ALL of the realms NOT just Asgard.” He stands and walks toward the window. He takes a deep breath, “forgive me y/n, let us speak of other things.”

You concede, “of course, I’m actually pretty tired, the wine is going straight to my head I think.”

“I will take my leave and allow you some rest then. Will I see you tomorrow?”

“Absolutely.” 

“Good, until tomorrow.” He leans in and kisses you on the cheek. 

He doesn’t see it but as he walks away a tear slides down your face. You missed Loki, you’re tired of all of this. But you know more about this imposter’s motive, he clearly wants to get these dangerous goods for Alfheim and he’s using Loki to do it. 

You’re running out of time. 

To be continued….

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Happy Wincest Wednesday! (or Sunday in this case) I have a few questions for people to answer. Feel free to answer them all or just one (or none at all) even if you’re not tagged!

what song describes samdean the most?

man. i used to have a painstakingly crafted playlist with like narrative and all but it's been rendered obsolete in the couple years since by the change in both my taste and my perception of them. if i had to choose one right now, i'd go with you and i in unison by la dispute, because la dispute are 1) good poetry 2) good at longing and devotion 3) this particular song is about grief but not loss of love so it feels like a post-finale song (i encourage you to listen or read the full lyrics)

I will sing sweetly, hope that the notes change but

I do not need it to happen. I’m not resigned to it. And

If they never do I’ll sing your name in every line

Just like I did throughout this, just like I’ve always done

In every gun, the empty church, and every tortured son

In all those giving up, in all those giving in

Until I die I will sing our names in unison

my other go-to artists for them would be mount eerie and, ig, townes

if spn was set in europe, what country would the Winchesters be from? What language/languages would they speak (+ what car would they drive if not the impala, kinda)

haha okay i don't have any strong headcanons but i can tell you about a specific russian au we had going with friends and even meant to ttrpg the setting a little but it never worked out

dean was driving an old volga gaz-21 third series (which might have connotations that do not need exploring at this juncture but i'm actually very bad at both cars and soviet history lol) which would be pretty damn cool if lovingly maintained all the way from 60s to 2005 and of course dean would call it "lastochka" (a common endearment for beloved cars) only i have no idea how possible it would be for hypothetical john to get one in the first place

and he wouldn't really have grown up on bootlegs of western music so much as the likes of Kino and maybe even Grazhdanskaya Oborona which was weird af but also massively beloved across different classes subcultures and backgrounds so

talking monsters of the week, i'd love to see their ass kicked by a rusalka (mermaid but creepier) or even a domovoy for comedy (those are generally helpful but mischievous) and get into all kinds of trouble with an array of superstitions while helping the babushkas who give the superstitions power by relying so strongly on them, especially in little villages...

is there a project you’re working on currently? Do you have a line or sketch from it to share?

maybe? i hope to rework one of my longer wips into a short but finished (god please) fic but don't hold your breath

what’s the first fanfic for supernatural you’ve written? Did you publish it? Or if you don't write: what's the first fanfic you remember reading?

yeah, i've published it. was for first-time fest, where you picked an episode and did a first-time. coincidentally, i was going through my drafts and found a 2+ years old reblog of it i never posted, so since i didn't even reblog it for timezones then, have a link now (if you read it and like it feel free to reblog this blast from the past haha)

is there another codependent/enmeshed duo from a different fandom you enjoy? Are there parallels to Sam and Dean?

jesus. dunno, i don't think so? they have quite a unique combo of wholesome/dark/devoted

what type of wincest dynamic do you currently enjoy most? (sexual, platonic, dark, fluffy, early seasons, etc.)

the same one i've always enjoyed most — late seasons kind of bittersweet but securely established relationship vibe (in spirit of self-promotion, do check out my ao3 for more of the same haha!)

tagging whoever wants to be tagged etc etc. @prince-of-elsinore tysm for tagging me—it was fun!

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