#if you know me irl no you dont

[eliasisasexhaver]

Redraw of a g1 frame that was um, funny

#transformers #maccadam #transformers fanart #megaop #this turned out gayer than i thought it would #old man yaoi #if you know me irl no you dont

[lebdiesekunde]

I have PLANS that I cannot share with you right now…

#if you know me irl no you dont #bill kaulitz #tokio hotel #kaulitz #kaulitz twins #tom kaulitz #bill kaulitz supremacy #gothic #2000s #emo #georg listing #gustav schäfer #bill kaulitzzz #bill kaulitz photoshoot #bill kaulitz 2007 #2007 #2007 bill kaulitz #bill kaulitz is my little princess #tokio hotel band #tokio hotel 2007 #bill kaulitz x reader

[iennoganan-aha]

*posts this and runs 🫣🏃*

#my asexuality was screeching at me while I drew this #but also MEWOW #if you know me irl no you dont #toddallace #todd x wallace #wallace x todd #todd ingram #todd ingram fanart #wallace wells fanart #wallace wells #scott pilgram fanart #scott pilgram takes off

[not-a-spiderplant]

My biggest fear is that one day one of my two irl friends that have Tumblr will stumble upon one of my posts and go “wait a second, is this about me?” or “Huh this sounds like Spiderplant” and then they will stalk my account and realize that they know me and I think I will just explode right then and there because no one I know irl is allowed to see the silly little thoughts that I share with the internet

#if you know me irl no you dont #i am simply just a silly little guy #irl friends #lgbtqia #aroace #aromantic #asexual #neurodivergent #nonbinary #queer #aro #ace #silly little guy #funny #? #relatable #?? #spiderplantposts

[copsecore]

explain to me how Geordi’s hbs 2022 video is literally the hottest fucking thing ever. AND YET SO SLEPT ON.

E X P L A I N.

#if you know me irl no you dont #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted geordi #PLEASE #ITS SO GOOD #IT DOESNT GET ENOUGH TRACTION COZ IT WAS TAKEN OFF YT

[bitchdafuqyousay]

ON G O D if anyone ever hears me say “ooh i’ll draw König in his ghillie suit again” fucking punch me in the gut i’m never drawing that bitch ass grass getup ever again

#like bffr könig means king n that’s what he is to me #könig #cod mw2 #my own art #cod #my art #cod mw2 könig #könig fanart #don’t go sloth hunting #homeboy looks like a tree fr #well call me a squirrel cause ima climb that tree to get a N U T #if you know me irl no you dont #do NOT repost without permission thanks :)

[thehungerforfanfiction]

GUYS HELP I MADE HIM TOO ATTRACTIVE

#tgs hyde #the glass scientists #im a simp #what can i say #tgs edward hyde #that self insert really doesnt look like me ;-; #art #drawing #digital art #tgs #tgs fanart #i cant tell if hes hot #if im just really into this artstyle #i love this guy #if you know me irl no you dont #the things i would let him do to me #um anyways #teehee

[suspiciousmotives]

no but i'm still thinking about it

like not to belabor the fuckin point but the best part about the kiss chapters is the consent, the ENTHUSIASM of it all

i keep coming back to this frame

we've seen the two of them in similar positions before, but almost always with mo reactive and defensive, angrily flustered

here you can tell from the way his head is tilted forward into he tian's space, not trying to escape or make distance, how his hand is holding the edge of the table for balance but not gripping it in some form of fear or panic. he's clearly blushy and flustered but like. into it. anticipating something

ok and ALSO

nvm this potentially being my favorite series of panels in history, but both of their EXPRESSIONS. first panel, he tian pushing a thumb into mo's lips, and mo not tensing up, letting him part his lips. second panel, looking like he's leaning into the other hand coming up to touch him. mo not only accepting his own feelings for he tian but willing to act on it??

and he tian?? i'm obsessed with how he's looking at mo?? the way he goes from not blushing in the 3rd panel to BLUSHING in the 4th, overwhelmed by mo, by his own emotions, by imagining, hope against hope, what could happen next....

#19 days #old xian #he tian #mo guan shan #tianshan #head empty zero thoughts but tianshan #if you know me irl no you dont #it's 1am here and im in my feels

[silly-skater-butch]

She told me I have very grabbable hips and now I can't get the image of her grabbing me by the hips and railing me pulling me closer while we cuddle out of my brain.

#nsft lesbian #lesbian #butch dyke #butch #big dyke energy #butch4femme #butch bottom #hornyposting #if you know me irl no you dont #dykeposting #transgender

[eternalfae]

When You're Gone (pt 1 of ??)

It’s been months since you’ve seen Andrew. You two used to spend every weekend together. More than that, really; any moment you could you guys could be together you were. It started with him being a regular at your coffee shop, and then inviting you to sit and chat with him on your breaks. You ended up quitting the coffee shop and slipped him your phone number on his last receipt from your last day. He ended up showing you the music he’d been working on that day after you clocked out. You knew he was always writing something in his notebook at the little corner table, but you never realized that it was music.

He was a man of few words typically, mysterious in nature, and you couldn’t help but be mesmerized just watching him write. His long fingers wrapped around his pen while his other hand was either splayed across the book holding it open or being run through his hair to push it out of his face; you could watch him for hours. You asked if there was some way you could see him play, and he let you know that he plays at a local pub every Friday. So your meetings moved there.

The first time you were going to watch him at the pub, you anxiously waited all week long. You spent an hour trying on different outfits in the mirror and mentally flicked yourself for it. This wasn’t anything special. You’re just going to some dingy bar to see the most attractive man you’ve ever met play his music. Finally, you figured it was an appropriate time to go over. You waited outside for your taxi, checking your phone over and over to make sure you had the address correct. Once you got to the pub, you lingered outside for just a moment before taking a deep breath and going in. You found a nice table in the corner, just like he always did, and waited with your drink.

You people-watched from your seat while you waited until you heard a little bit of commotion. Finally looking up, the dim lighting of the pub cast a shadow over Andrews's face. His tall frame towered over you from the stage, and you took a sip of your drink to make sure you weren’t staring. When you looked back up, he was looking right at you and gave a small smile. You ordered 3 more drinks through his set and, afterward, he came and sat with you. You guys caught up on your events for the week and chatted about the musician who was on after him.

“Your music is really beautiful,” you told him earnestly. You looked him in the eyes for the first time in a while and he had a thoughtful look on his face as he swished his drink around.

“It’s not where I want it to be yet, but thank you.” He was too humble. Every word he sang was like a hymn and you had soaked it up eagerly. You were left wanting more, but you couldn’t tell him that.

“How long have you been playing?” You leaned back in your chair.

He contemplated your question for a moment before finally answering, “I started when I was fifteen. Self-taught.” He looked a little proud of himself when he saw your shocked face.

You quickly recomposed yourself and finished your drink off in one gulp, wincing slightly at the taste. “You got more stuff?” Your question broke the silence between you two and he returned his eyes to yours.

“Aye, I might. Nothing properly finished, though. I’ll show you sometime if you want.” His hands went to his sleeve as he rolled it up his arms a bit, and it took everything in you to not watch his every movement.

You bounced your knee a bit absentmindedly on the floor and nodded. “I think you’re really good.”

After that night, you two continued to spend more and more time together. You listened to his music and helped him brainstorm lyrics every Friday night in that dim pub. Eventually, you started spending more than just Fridays together, and you introduced him to your passion: photography. He became your muse. A joke at first that became serious as you were constantly using him as your subject. His curly hair and angular face always showed up in one way or another. You hadn’t had a friend like this in a long time, someone you could confide in and someone to give you advice when you needed it.

His talent got in the way, though, when he left. After months of spending every other day together, he got a deal with a record label. He insisted that he needed to get out of your town in order to focus on writing, spending time by the ocean secluded in some house. You couldn’t ask him to stay, though, you weren’t anything special to him. You just had to hug him and say how happy you were for him. At first, you messaged each other all throughout the day while you both worked, but his responses came slower as time passed and you ended up barely speaking. You had no idea when he’d be back, as he’d need to record once he was done actually preparing his music. His music that you had spent countless nights up with him listening to.

You didn’t realize how awful you’d feel when he left, but it hit you like a truck after two weeks. Your routine was in shambles, and you were turning toward anything to distract you. Your solace came one day finally when your phone buzzed while you were at work. You looked down at it, his name popping up and your face lighting up immediately. You answered the phone, thanking the gods that there were no customers around, and felt yourself grinning like a fool.

“Andrew, what’s up?”

The other line was a bit muffled but you could hear him say your name. You hadn’t heard his voice in so long, you wondered if he sounded different at all.

“I’m back in town.” You felt like a cartoon character when their jaw dropped to the floor, but kept your composure.

“Why didn’t you tell me you were coming back?” You glanced at the clock and could have cried when you realized you had less than two hours left of your shift.

You could hear the smile in his voice when he responded, “It was supposed to be a surprise, but you aren’t at your flat.”

“Some of us have real jobs, Andrew,” you teased, “I’ll be free in a couple of hours, though.”

He sighed dramatically and was quiet for a moment, contemplating. “Fine. But you owe me a pint.”

You rolled your eyes even though you knew he couldn’t see you. You weren’t the one who left for months and has been completely MIA for a week. “Sure. I’ll be home at six. You know where the spare key is.”

“Of course I do, I’m already inside. You really should clean some of these dishes.”

“You do them if they bug you that much. I’ll see you in a bit, I’ve got to get back to work.” Right as you said that, you heard the bell of the door ring to signal a customer. You both quickly said your goodbyes and you put your best customer service face on. These would be the longest two hours of your life.

#hozier #andrew hozier byrne #hozier fanfiction #pining #mutual pining #friends to lovers #hozier x reader #please be nice to me #if you know me irl no you dont

[ballsmcballserson]

“He’s old enough to be your dad!!!”

Yeah, and daddy didn’t raise a coward, I’m gonna fuck him.

#if you know me irl no you dont #neil newbon #mads mikkleson #oscar issac #david tennet #leon kennedy #captain price #hugh dancy #so many others #i’m just dumb

[broken-glass-puppet]

2012! Raph: I don’t trust him.

2012! Leo: Who, y/n? He’s the most trustworthy person I know.

2012! Raph: I get this weird feeling when I’m around him. Nervous. And sweaty. And like I want him to-

2012! Raph: Oooh.

2012! Raph: Never mind.

#incorrect quotes #gay #nonbinary #tmnt x reader #trans #viral #tmnt #we love him #male reader #rottmnt #rottmnt mikey #2012 mikey #tmnt 2012 #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2012 #2012 raph #if you know me irl no you dont #trans man #tmnt headcanons

[ughkat]

face reveal or whatever

#definitely deleting in like 10 mins #dont bully me ill kms #!!! #if you know me irl no you dont

[meteoraolive]

*posts this and slowly runs away "

#sketch #digital art #art #fanart #tw blood #fop #fop fanart #fairly oddparents fanart #fairly oddparents #anti cosmo #i spent too much time on this #if you know me irl no you dont

[covesdadappreciation]

I used @luvmake (prompts for exes to lovers) and @celestialwrites's (fluffy romance dialogue prompts) prompts for this! They make awesome writing prompts and deserve lots of support :)

#I was feeling silly on that second drawing. #if you know me irl no you dont #our life #our life now and forever #mc #our life oc #oc #qiu lin #tamarack baumann #Cricket #Cricket Dad AU #art #our life art #olnf #olnf mc #olnf qiu #olnf tamarack #writing prompts

[xroguerosexxx]

Pantless dance 🎵

#if you know me irl no you dont #metalcore #bandshirt or gtfo lol #electric callboy #metal gf #alt gf #alt girl #alternative #pawgbooty #mdni 18+ #band shirt #we got the moves #these callboys are electric #⚡️ #i took this #me #mine #happy dance #pantless dance