La Squadra Splatoon AU/Crossover Pt 1 of 2
Hey Beryl here! And this is the beginning of my JJBA junk. š¤” I didnāt proofread it so donāt expect perfection. I thought a good 1st writing prompt would be what would these blood thirsty hitman be like in a childrenās shooter game full of squid kids-rules are all weapons specials subs etcā¦ are allowed from splatoon 1-3. None of these kits are balanced, these are just based off what I thought their stands would translate into game wise. Let me know if youāre interested in hearing about the rest of the gang and or having bucci gang done too. I wanna see if this is something people are interested in before I delve deeper into. Please enjoy ~
Risotto:
Ink/Octoling: Inkling
Species type: Hawaiian bobtail squid- the parasites that live in this squids body makes for great camouflage.
Ink color: gunmetal grey
Weapon: Blaster - quick, gets the job done, this leader has his priorities straight.
Sub weapon: ink mines - donāt think you can sneak up on him, heās 2 -3 steps ahead of his opponents. A mine sets off behind him and he knows to 180 and start blasting.
Special: wave breaker - itās great for him to find his other stealthy opponents and itās a great distraction as he blasts whoever is trying to tear down his wave breaker.
Play style: He camps and waits for his enemies to show up, and then BAM! The damage has already been done, and youāre waiting to respawn. He doesnāt worry about painting, thatās what his teammates are for. Heās in it for the kill count. And you bet he has ninja squid as 1 of his abilities. As the leader, he wonāt hesitate to help out a teammate in peril. Those are his men and he will fight to the death for themā¦of course he can just respawn. Itās not like real life getting blown to bits by a meddling drone *gives Nara the stink eye š *
Formaggio:
Ink/Octoling: Octoling
Species type: Atlantic Pygmy Octopus - tiny but full of poison
Ink color: Rust
Weapon: Clash Blaster - a user friendly weapon and can be the user can be underestimated by it. But the cheesyman uses this to his advantageā¦also to add some salt to the wound that you got splatted with a ānoobā weapon
Sub weapon: suction bomb
Special: ultra stamp- what isnāt there to love? He gets to crush his enemies with a massive ass hammer! He loves making his opponents feel small.
Play style: this stinker likes to pretend to be a complete noob. Heāll lure you in with a false sense of security and then start blasting. Or heāll throw a faux squid party with a teammate or two and then straight up ambush you when you thought you were just there for some light hearted shenanigans. Heās a āniceā guy, so he wonāt squid bag you, but heāll definitely join in when he sees others doing it! Itās just a game donāt take it so seriously! š¤”
Illuso:
Ink/Octoling: Octoling
Species type: Mimic octopus - mimics other speciesā¦ itās like looking into a mirror!
Ink color: plum
Weapon: Carbon roller - great at inking , great at ambushing. It has everything he could ever want. Smack you from behind with the roller twice or throw a bomb in there and youāre done for!
Sub weapon: burst bomb
Special: big bubbler - itās not as secure as the mirror realm but itās good protection to keep enemy ink out. Unless someone has the balls to go in there and splat him at close rangeā¦ he may have not of thought this completely throughā¦
Play style: sneak attacker and a well known camper. he has the audacity to camp near your spawn point and kill you over and over again. Also will 100% squid/octobag after every kill because heās a big jerk. š also has ninja squid equipped. Go utilize the haunt ability to track his octo-ass down and give him a taste of his own medicine!
Prosciutto:
Ink/Octoling: inkling
Species type: vampire squid - despite the name, not really a vampire. But they live the longest amongst the others- roughly 10 years vs 1-2 years.
Ink color: goldenrod
Weapon: squeezer- perfect for splatting and inking for this no nonsense man! Heās going to utilize every bit of his kit.
Sub weapon: toxic mist
Special: ink storm or splatter color screen - you canāt age your opponentās but you can sure weaken them as much. Damaging them gradually with a storm or disorienting them with losing their sense of color it makes them easier to pick off!
Play style: weaken the enemy at all costs and donāt back down! The weaker the better but he wonāt hesitate to fight someone at his level or even higher - his reputation depends on it.
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I'm just...thinking about phone sex with sap now and holy fuck.
But like, you DMing him saying you need to talk/miss him or w/e because you don't wanna be too on-the-nose but he knows your real meaning. "Oh yeah sure we can call, I'm in a call with punz playing val rn tho, lemme add you" so he does
"so...what was it you wanted to talk about? Anything specific?" ofc he's smirking as all shit
"Oh uh, no, haha, just uh...missed you is all"
"Oh no, clearly there was something on your mind darlin', go ahead, don't be shy"
I have literally never written anything like this before but I have SO many thoughts about it that there NEEDED to be an attempt dksjskdhfj sorry if it's shit š¤”
-š¦
no bc i LOVE this idea, the mix of ļæ¼humiliation you put in there with the punz part is so hot
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Warriors vs Twilight head-canons (feel free to add on to this if youāre interested)
Warriors:
-āI hate poor peopleā energy but like not as mean šā
-City boy (secretly finds the castle bland but would never admit it to Twilight)
-Captain=used to strict regulation (wakes up at like 4am š)
-Clean obsessed (because all the blood on his hands š)
-Paranoid about betrayal, probably his biggest trigger other than stalkers š
-HEAVY Trust issues š¬
-Strategical (stays up all night trying to get plans just right) šāØ
-prob likes chess/strat games the most lmao
-āCharismaticā aka masking his problems through fancy dialogue
-has the ability to look hot even when the Chain all look like shit due to circumstance š©šāØ
-Womanizer (accidentally, heās really a goofy twink when he wants to be)
-Wars shows up outta nowhere, continuously
-Dramatic (in a āgirl whatās the teaā kinda sense because his social mask is just a diversion to get information :,) )
-Snarky as shit, his actual charisma āØDOUBLEDāØ when he met Legend because they just keep bickering nonstop (itās good practice for Wars)
-Disassociates when killing actual people š
-PTSD, probably wakes up paranoid his men are gonna try and kill him even when the war is over šā
-āI had to save youā (would kill as an excuse to kill those near the people he trusts, just cause heās paranoid) š
-Morally gray because of strict rules that he has to follow as a Captain š©šāØ
-āSpotlight helps him hide whatās behind the curtainā š©āāØ
-Planner of the group (probably the eyes of the group, where Legend is the ears) š„ø
-āØPERFECTIONISTāØ
-āYou draw the line wherever you need itā-to Wind probably š„ŗš
-Lion characteristics (glorious mane, prideful attire) š¦
-His scarf is the most precious thing he owns (-even though it acts like a leash-) šš¬
-Looks at Time as a little brother stillš„ŗš
-āHe didnāt tell you about me? Thatās fine, my brother isnāt one to brag anyway-ā š©ā
-obsessively closes closet doors in the dark type paranoid š
-āYou can already tell, who the real attractive sibling is.ā- against literally everyone š
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Twilight:
-āI wanna be a cOwbOy bAbY-āš¤
-āYaāllāerāntāš©
-Adopts every small thing he sees šā
-Family orientated (Deeply wants the approval of TimeāTime just wants him safe) šš
-Thinks about Uli, Rusl, and the village punks a lot (mans got the biggest family istg-) š„ŗ
-Doesnāt use any other magic period (trauma from turning into a wolf for the first time, ahaha- š)
-Animals my beloved š
-āif thereās a choice to kill something, donāt.ā- to Wild, Wars, literally anyone thatās pissed off šā
-his wolf characteristics become more prominent when protectiveā¦which is always- š¬š„°
-āHeart of the groupā (mans is the only reason the Chainsā mental health is in tact)š
-āWhatās gonna be left of the world if youāre not in it?ā -to Time prob cause Shade
-His fangs can sever arteries :)
-Midna šš¤«
-Canāt handle people taking his family from him (trauma from Ilia being kidnapped) š
(This also plays into his jealousy of Wars for ātakingā Time)^
-Abandonment issues, with emotional heartbreak, eXtra SAuceš¬
-Southern rural accent/husky voice from howling š©š
-āI canāt leave him againā (regrets leaving Wild to fight the Calamityāhates the idea that he did the same thing Midna did to him)š¤ā>š
-mf haTes knights because theyāre so incompetent in his timeline like- heād rather just throw the whole army away goddessdamnš
-Is usually good with planning ahead but uh, heās Wildās mentor like- what did you expect? š¤”
-Canāt move on from emotional trauma, like Wars will kill someone and just go get ice-creamābut Twilight would think about it for months šš¤”
-Bloody boy- honestly my favorite prompts for him because itās normal for the heroās to be covered in blood but- he just- always- keeps-coming- back- for more- š
-Kills only when necessary, or for family reasons :)
Differences:
City vs Country
Feline vs Wolf
Chained to duty vs Freedom in nature
Obsessive Clean vs Unavoidably Bloody
Trust issues vs abandonment issues
Thinker vs Doer
āI had toā vs āyou donāt have toā
Attention whore vs gives attention usually
Moves on too fast vs canāt move on
Similarities/conflict:
-Both big brothers (who compete over whoās better) š©ā
-Both fight over Time š
General:
-Time favors Warriors sometimes, Twilight hates it (like dad, whyāre you not listening to your actual son? š„ŗ)
-Meanwhile Warriors is glad to have his little brother back and likes to egg Twilight on. Also is far too curious about the newer members (especially the other knights)š
-Warriors tried to get closer to Wild, but Wild finds him annoying and controlling asf (like gtfo out the kitchen, sir)āwhich Wars finds weird because āWerenāt you a top-notch knight before?ā
-Meanwhile, Sky and Warriors are like the aunt and uncle of the group, so when shit goes down they always look at each other with āThe Lookā š¤”
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cpn: a healthy serving of clownery. š¤”
Happy Friday! Itās time to have some good old cpn fun. well at least to most of us itās fun. lol. so here you go. none of this is real. I hope you all have a good weekend ahead!
these are just small stuff so chill and enjoy.
1. Eggplant š - despite the suggestive emoji, itās not what you think. Itās actually one of those fake rumors posted before that people only realized could be real. In an episode of OOL, Gu Wei was eating and the character actually eats eggplants. We know that GG absolutely hates it and Web is the one who takes it off of his plate ( cause he likes it ).
@9:26 of this video, Web says he only found out that GG hates eggplants ( which is a lie because LHK said Web eats the eggplants GG rejects on set. he knows GG will not eat it. ). GG said he canāt even stand itās smell.
The fake rumor was specific, it was during YS ( yusheng = oath of love ) shoot. They heard GG talking to someone and he said:
"Yes I miss you, I want you to help me eat eggplant"
Who could he be talking to? Well probably the same one who ate it for him before. š¦
I always look at these rumors as coincidence but sometimes itās just too much. The thing with them is one portion of it could be real but the other is the āfanfiction partā. For example, it could be true that I worked on set of Ace Troops and saw GG play with his hoverboard on his bday and that it looks like a gift. Then in comes the āfictionā part where a I will add something like : I heard a staff say itās from yibo or something like that. we wouldnāt know. So just take it as a sweet story.
2. Fake Vinegar vs True Vinegar - I posted the comparison on this but I wanna talk more and why this is my favorite type of candy. Itās not even a candy, Itās an observation of how a person behaves. A person that i/we spent hours watching. To those who havenāt caught up with OOL, there is a scene where the female protag brings in a āfriendā and Gu Wei gets jealous. Thatās where the face is coming from. I believe that actors truly take real-life expressions into their work and this is an example of that. Personally, I see the same energy but how Gu Wei did it still had the ācuteā factor in it. There was still the āactā , and this is not the bxg in me talking. It was a bit comical like how these kinds of scene goes in āromanticā dramas. Youāre supposed to feel for the main character but still laugh at how jealous he is.
Now letās look:
Ah the variety! but you can ignore everything and just look at that lethal look he got during Happy Camp. A famous bxg candy and this thing just proved we werenāt seeing things. Homeboy was jealous. We understand GG. but still, itās so scary. No one would ever want to get too close to Bobo. š
3. Li-ning š¤ Anta - I literally thought this ones were from the same company but itās not. It features the bro handshake ( lol idk what itās called ) for their skateboard wear line. Both companies had this type of clothes even before the boys got their titles as brand ambassadors. Itās just a cute coincidence!
4. š¦ - more proof that YBO and XZS are dating! Hahahahahaha! Iām still waiting for vlogs from YBO.
5. Wooyoungmi - this one is a clothing brand from Korea that Web wore before. Itās a coincidence (?) that GG wore the same style for that SELFIE and their Thailand fanmeet. Iām not sure if I remembered correctly, but people were saying in that presscon they were both wearing their own stuff. All the 2019 stuff are coming back with a vengeance! lol.
Wooyoungmi is a South Korean menswear clothing brand launched in Paris by the designer Youngmi Woo in 2002.It is sold through own-brand stores and global retailers. Art and architecture are sources of inspiration for the brand.The brand has become known for tailoring.In 2014, The Korea Herald wrote that āWooyoungmi has become the most successful Korean independent menswear designer brand.āIn 2021, they gave an interview for Vanity Teen magazine talking about their career and their social and political influence.
6. In another episode of deleting stuff on douban - someone posted this on weibo but please donāt spread too much incase some people say we are somehow āantisā. This is not the first time one of them requested to have a topic deleted ( Web allegedly did before ) The topic this time was āDoes Xiao Zhan like Yang Zi?ā Lol. I mean, I wouldnāt even be surprised thatās gonna pop up since OOL is on air and their cp fans are surely gonna rise. Or people are just curious. However, it was asked to be removed. The message received by the user who created the topic is as follows:
Reason: made a real-name complaint, and the complainant claimed that the content is an example of"Breach of Reputation". If your speech has been controlled by the website many times recently it will be deleted.
Real name complaint, meaning itās the people involved in the topic/thread. So 50% chance that itās GG. but if you know GG well enough, itās logical to assume that he is the one who did this. From Day 1, his team already said to focus on the character.
Iāve also noticed in some little theater videos, GG tends to put his hands in front of him like this. Not sure if this is a Gu Wei habit he developed for the role but for a body language enthusiast like me, this screams āiām keeping my distanceā. Lol.
The body language psychology of clasping the hands on the chest considers it to be the expression of resistance. It is also a way for the other party to protect himself. The fear of being hurt by others and adopting a kind of isolation.
Note : itās just an observation and I donāt encourage further double standard stuff. To be honest, some are really funny but i think we can all agree that itās unnecessary because boxiao is szd.
Thatās all for now. I wanted to add more but I wanted to post this before Friday ends for the other timezones.
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your uid in genshin impact pls š¤²š» lets play co op soon!!
Omg yes š„ŗš„ŗ
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