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#if you're wondering about the kid with the cheese yes he was an asshole
idiopathicsmile · 2 years
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gonna just dip my toe into some fairly toxic discourse
to say that when people hold up asexuals like me as a reason to ban any expression of kink from pride parades and the like, i am reminded of an experience i had in kindergarten, where a fellow five-year-old completely misunderstood how my dairy allergies worked and thought he could make me pass out by waving a piece of cheese at me.
like, okay, i don't experience sexual attraction to anybody; that doesn't mean i'm gonna melt like the wicked witch of the west if i see someone else wearing bondage gear. i'm a grown adult and frankly, straight allo culture throws more explicit portrayals of sexuality at me every day. trust me, i can handle it. don't project your puritan ideals onto me.
for the record, speaking only for this asexual, the actual things that make me uncomfortable at pride are cops, crowds, and (as someone very susceptible to burning and heat exhaustion) the sun. one of those things should be banned while the other two are basically inevitable. kink doesn't even begin to factor into it.
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shiro-0197 · 3 years
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Oh bae grrr don't apologize!! I'm just glad your day was alright, and I hope you get some rest tonight!! My day was okay. I was just in front of my laptop since I had classes, and then I finally finished my slides, and had another leo meeting. My brother was a royal pain in the ass the whole day istg, but I'm fine now :) thanks for asking btw!!
Aww but that's so admirable! Gotta love teachers like that, haha. And I totally get that! That one uni I researched is probably the one I've set my eyes on. I've done EXTENSIVE research on it, so I don't want to set my sights on other places. What about you? Do you have any specifics for your future uni?
ikr?? He's just grandpa Kuroo to me istg. He's also an ENTP, and I vibe really well with ENTP's, so haha I think that'll also be cool.
I AGREE SOMUCH. Shōyō is just such a cute smol bean. He'd be the best little spoon, honestly. i agree thoo, they're all amazing characters, and probably would be so fun to hang out with 😭
that's actually pretty great!! I hope the cases come down to double or single digits soon!
oh nice!! And aaah I've heard A LOT about Russian food, it honestly sounds delicious. (I just love hearing people talk about food and culture. I could read/listen to them for hours istg). And aw that's such a cute story. I'm sure they were all really glad you introduced it to them. Confuzzled tho... Y-you don't like cottage cheese? :O
Yes you should be proud!! Today I was ready to kill my brother, then I saw your message(‼️) and I decided I could let him live a little longer, because I was busy reading it.
Ah yes!! Your country's flag colour too!! Tho the blue is such a pretty shade, it's like a teal? So pretty‼️💖💖💖. The Malaysian flag is just like an off-brand US one 😭🤚
and aw I'm glad I'm right! I only know one other person who has white as their favourite colour, and she's the best (Angel). So maybe both the cool people in my life like white xD my favourite colours are pink and yellow :>
Yes, why wouldn't they be? I cherish anything anyone makes for me, and especially you, because you're truly that special. Love you!! Sleep well, sweet dreams :))
—ari (gone back to signing my name with lame ol' Ari because I'm out of ideas. Also. I'm getting territorial over my nickname because at today's leo meeting there was this other guy also named Ari and we DID NOT vibe well grrr)
Hey hey!!! I know I answered like ... 24 hours late which sucks a lot, very sorry :(( I'm hoping your day went good today too!! Tell me about it?
Oh I'm glad you got the work done! Mind showing me a few slides? I'm curious hehe~ Also I'm going to have to detach your brother's ribs for bothering you, my apologies😁
Yeah!! They really make me feel like there is a reason to keep going. Like, at least to make them go "that's my student!!"😭
Well, since I got all the research done for me, I just mostly did research on what its actually like to be a translator, you know? I read through like 24 articles on both languages I know and I think I'm prepared xD I'm gonna look up the unis my teacher suggested soon though, and probably question some of the students because I'm desperate like that😝 Hopefully that'll pay off
Hehe, yea, the way he acts like he has seen life is adorable in a way. That's so cool though, imagine having the luck to have your personality match your favorite character's😭 I really wish I had an extroversion trait in my mbti xD I'd really need that ..
YES also you saying he'd be a little spoon made me want to cuddle him SO BAD I'm JSJDJWJDJ I want to give him a headpat and squish his little cheeks .....
Not gonna lie, I wish I could spend a year with one character each day. How cool would that be? You get a hang out and maybe learn something new. Then live in pain for the rest of your life because they wont be here anymore but that's nothing to worry about
I really hope so too!! Honestly this has been crazy. And the way everyone still refuses to cover up their nose... sometimes I wonder if it's ok to mock people who got COVID, cuz like, it's not always their fault, but when you saw that person without a mask before and now they're in the hospital, it's kinda funny, in a rude way. I'm an asshole, I know, I'm sorry😔
Yes yes, if you ever get the chance to try it, you should!!! I'm really sure you'll love it. You should try adding ketchup and mayo mix as well! It'll do magic
Oh no, I LOVE cottage cheese (mixed with sour cream and sugar..🥰🤤🤤), I just really hate it when its cooked or baked. Like ... that's it, its warm and so much soggier now. What have you done? You ruined it. Congratulations! You've lost my respect. Well, not you of course, anyone who cooks cottage cheese xD it's like water, it sucks when warm.
Awh what !!!!! That makes me so happy??!?!? I bring you that much joy you pass up on murder ?!?? That's a lethal strike ma'am were getting married again
Yeah!!! I also kinda like the symbolism. And the story. Which is an honor for this whole place because I really dont like this country xD dont ask why~ personal reasons. Though it's so much more peaceful than others, so that's also great hehe. The Malaysian flag is kinda funny now that you call it like that😭😭😭 I still think it looks cool though!! I'd call it "Asia's USA" but that would, uh, be more of an insult, considering the state (see what I did there? Haha states... haha) of the country right now😓
Welp, the purest people like the purest colors xD just kidding, we're all probably chaotic~ at least out of everyone I know, everyone with white as their favorite has done something no normal person would do (ex. One of the color-white-lovers I knew tried stealing 7 shopping carts😐 I really didnt believe him until he showed me the photo of the fine he got.) Pink and yellow are such a good combination🥺🥺 they're like peach and sunset and uhh... PB&J, if that counts? Peanut butter is now yellow, deal with it😔 Anyway they're really pretty, together or not !!! what's your favorite hue?
Daww... you're so sweet... I'm melting🥺🥺😭💕💕 just so you know I also created a separate album for the stuff you drew me <3
I hope you sleep well tonight!!! You deserve it after all♡♡♡
Dawwh😭😭 I know what it feels like. Sometimes people with your name embarrass themselves so much, it makes you embarrassing because you have the same name. It's not the situation you're in, but uh ... another example? xD I could change your tag to "Shortcake🍰💕" if you'd like😝
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woossexyponytail · 7 years
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Vampire Academy Part 1
Genre : fluff / drama / smutt?  (Maybe ) Vampire school au ——————————————- Mark x reader, Jackson x reader, Yoongi x reader ———————————————- Plot : At St Vladimir’s Accadamey, you learn how to navigate life as a dhapire, a half-human vampire hybrid and a guardian protector of best friend mark tuan prince of the moroi and last hire to the throne of vampires. You train with mentors to guarantee you're  place as Mark’s guardian. Although you may have to sacrifice everything to protect Mark from enemies both within St. Vladamir’s walls and outside them. ———————-
I walked down the path from my dorm to the centre of the school court garden “good morning Vampire Academy.” I said stretching my arms. At that moment mark appeared beside me “Please don’t say Vampire Academy, You know how I feel about the “V” word.“ Mark said looking uncomfortable “Sorry. It’s not like the drinking of blood is your main source of sustenance. No, wait, that’s exactly what it is” I said smirking at him as he rolled his eyes at me “it’s not even morning it’s 11:00pm” Mark said looking up at the darken sky. I sighed “I know that but we all wake up at this time for school so why not” I said shrugging  looking over at Mark he was now looking at the group that picks on him.
The group is made up of 5 people all are Moroi the “popular kid” as you say, the leader is Michael he thinks he’s god he’s annoying and aragonite his second in command is Benjamin another asshole sleeps with any girl he can, the third is Harper she’s queen b she thinks everyone is jealous of her beauty which isn’t that impressive to be honest, her right hand man or girl is Aubrey a stuck up little shit who has everything because her daddy can get it, as you can tell her and I don’t get along, the last is Liam a wannabe only with them because he wants to get noticed quite stupid.
The group was laughing in our direction I rolled my eyes and grabbed Mark’s hand walking away before things got out of control and believe me it always does “ God, I hate high school.” Mark said with a shaky voice.
Walking in to class I let go of Marks hand and took my seat, Mark took his seat behind me I turned around to face him, he looked upset “what’s up Mark you seem down?” I asked concerned for him, he sighed “just the normal humiliating things those barstard do for no reason” he sighed leaning his head in his hand staring at me “you know you can just use your elements to fuck them up right?” I said raising one of my eyebrows, I don’t get why he let’s them get away with everything he a fucking prince soon to be King don’t they have any respect, Mark sighing snapped me back he looked pissed “I can’t do that and you know it, I’m a prince I have to act like one” he said straightening his back “acted like prince when they start to treat you like one” I said back turning to the front of the class ignoring him. He might be taking the high road in this but he deserves better then what’s in this school.
After third period it was break “finally I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” I said grabbing my bag and taking my leave. Bumping in to Mark on the way he was with Jackson “hey Y/N what’s up?” Jackson asked giving me his full attention, I smiled “well the sky is up” I said making him and Mark both chuckle “really? You’re still saying that?” Jackson asked shaking his head at me. We started walking to the hall together, Jackson was next to me while Mark was behind us.
Sitting down on our normal table just laughing and joking the rest of the guys joined, since Mark took the seat to my right and Jackson in front of me Jungkook who got to the table first sat on my left “hey Y/N you ok?” He asked I smiled at him “I’m fine thank you kookie, how about you?” I asked he smiled back “better now I’m with you” he laughed I giggled along with him “wow cheeses” I said shaking my head. I looked at the guys and realised two where missing “where’s Namjoon and Jinyoung?” I asked “where do you think they’re both in the library as always” Yoongi said rolling his eyes “honestly they should stop and take a break” Jin said sighing. We ended up chatting and having a right old laugh.
Fourth period where Dhampir learn to fight I’m excited for today’s lesson our mentor told us we’re working in groups today.
As I walk into the gym I start to stretch my legs as Jungkook and Jimin walk up to me “hey Y/N heard your mother found out about a group of Strigoi just outside the school Scarry huh?” Jimin said while Jungkook nodded “yeah what if they finally get in?” Jungkook said trying to scare me but by the look of it he scared himself. I rolled my eyes “you both know that won’t ever happen my mother will do everything in her power to stop them. That’s for damn sure hopefully” I said the last part low hopping the guys didn’t hear me but they did “hopefully?” Jimin said in panic “what’s that supposed to mean Y/N? Do you know something?” Jungkook asked also a bit panicked “guys fucking chill” I looked where the voice came from turning around I saw Jackson and Yoongi walking up to us Jackson stood next to Jimin while Yoongi sat next to me on the floor. I looked at them “We over heard the teacher’s talking about it” Yoongi said shrugging “they have a plan for it so don’t worry” Jackson said putting a hand on both Jimin and Jungkook shoulder.
Standing up I got in a group with Jungkook, Jimin, Jackson and Yoongi we were practising some moves the mentor showed us and within seconds I got all four boys on the floor groaning in pain, I dusted my hands and laughed “Is that the best you guys can do?” I said not paying attention I felt something on my leg and in seconds I’m also on the floor on top of Jackson I was shocked to say the least staring at him he was laughing at me but all I could think about was how close our faces were to each others, blinking a few times I finally got off him awkwardly laughing with him lucky he didn’t see me staring and the blush I know that is now on my cheeks. Looking away I see Jimin smirking along with Jungkook but Yoongi looked pissed, maybe because he still hasn’t come to terms with being a Guardian? After practice I hit the showers and to my surprise I see Harper and Aubrey giggling great just fucking perfect, I walked past them to the shower putting my clothes next to me, I don’t care if they get wet, wet clothes are better then running to my dorm naked and yes this sadly and annoyingly has happened before part of the reason Aubrey and I hate each other she did it years ago to prove to Harper she’s trustworthy. I rolled my eyes at the distant memory. Walking back to my dorm prank free I opened my door and was met by Mark laying on my sofa “and why are you here my prince?” I asked sarcastically “well my dear Guardian, I wanted to see you” Mark said smirking at me i laughed “no but seriously what are you doing here?” I asked again his smirk turned into a frown “what I can’t see my best friend?” He looked upset “Mark” I warned he sighed “fine I was wondering if we could skip our last period and stay here” he was looking out the window almost like a dream like state “I just want to forget we’re here at school just for a little bit” he turned around a sweet smile on his face. Mark gets like this when he starts thinking about his family. The thing is I feel the emotions he’s feeling it’s our bond we have that’s why we’re such great friends we know when the other is down or at least has something on the mind. I smiled and sat on my bed without words he layed down next to me and put his head on my lap, I ran my fingers through his hair to soothe him humming softly “I’m so glad you can’t leave me. I don’t know what I’d do without you” he said nuzzling in my lap more, I chuckled after a few more minutes he was sound asleep, I kissed his forehead and layed back letting sleep take over and somehow my fingers tangled with Mark’s feeling a warmth I always get when I’m with him. Though I didn’t see the mysterious figure standing out side my window watching us.
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