#ik the caption is cringe

[artaintfart]

I am the Angel sent down from above / I am the Cancer swimming deep in your blood

#wc #my art #warrior cats #warriors #shadowsight #Ashfur #the broken code #tbc #favorite fuckin arc EVERRRRRR god. #ik everyone has done ghost Ashfur whispering in shadows ear but idcccccc #also yea ik song lyrics for captions r cringe or whatever but I never do it so shut up!!!!! #blood #TW blood

[every-sanji]

#one piece #sanji #black leg sanji #everysanji #thriller bark #ch462 #theres been someone whose been slowly reblogging some of my like. really old posts #and doing some absolutely fantastic character analysis in the tags #but oh my god you're reminding me of the cringe captions i used to leave on every post #i did that FOR LIKE. IM PRETTY SURE OVER A YEAR. #IF IT WASNT SO LONG I'D GO BACK AND EDIT ALL OF THEM BUT EUGH #all but one i think the birthday post was funny okay that one was funny and i had to consolidate so much to get it to post on the right day #god. i cant believe this will probably post after the blog anniversary #4 years of every sanji. how do we feel guys #as of queuing this i have uh. 2302 followers and i'll probably have a few more by the time you actually see this #absolutely insane that people still follow this silly gimmick blog i've been running since i was 19 #ik i have said it before but this little project got so big and i dont even particularly care for op anymore #i just keep this blog running for the bit of finding every sanji and watching people be amazed at the really really small ones #that i manage to find in the background. its a special skill you gain by running a blog like this #anyway no more tag rambles i want to try and finish this volume tonight if i can

[usoratonkachi]

YUHHHHHHHHHHHH guess who just hit ar57 LETS GET THAT DEBATE CLUB SHORTY

#im crying LFMALSKHFJD #IGNORE MY CAPTION IK IM CRINGE

[rainfight]

heartstopper more like ARTstopper am i right folks

#based off the bowling alley scene #cringe in the caption ik #heartstopper #heartstopper netflix #nick nelson #bisexual #bisexual pride #art #heartstopper fanart #fanart #my art #rainfight

[syb-la-tortue]

Hi there! Ik you're not into homestuck anymore, but I was wondering if all your old piratestuck art is posted anywhere else, since your original blog got deleted? I used to spend so long just going through that tag, cause I love your art so much. It rly sucks that Tumblr is so hellbent on censoring everything to the point of just trashing a decade or more of someone's hard work :(

sadly at the moment no, tumblr was the only place where the great majority of my Homestuck art was (along with some One Piece art and a good chunk of my early bnha art) and even though I don't think much about Homestuck and Piratestuck these days, I wanted to share these art back then and the sentiment is still true today, I really want all my old arts to still be accessible for everyone to find, even if looking at them today myself might make me cringe due to it being old and seeing all the flaws in them lmao

anon asked: Hope you’ll be able to reupload your art! Everything you make is gorgeous!

I know I won't reupload them on tumblr (wouldn't be able to post the sexy here anyway and I refuse to skip it), or twitter or wherever, one by one like they were posted in the past, because we're talking about hundreds, possibly close to a thousand pieces of art and doodles

what I intend to do is to sort them into a few .PDFs (by fandom? by year?) and make those available for download

it's just that. the task right now is a bit daunting, that's a lot of art to sort through! and I would also like to write some level of commentary, you know like captions to give some context, maybe some of the lore and headcanons for Piratestuck, that kinda thing! but yeah, lot of work that I'm currently a bit afraid to start on so that might be a while...

#it warms my heart so much to hear you were going through the piratestuck tag just for fun #it kills me that my old art isn't available right now exactly for this reason #my art was always meant to be shared #and yeah fuck tumblr for being the way it is #fun fact yesterday I was going around fixing the embedded arts in my AO3 fics #figured I could link to images uploaded in private tumblr posts #tumblr ALSO flags private posts #(but the embeds still work lmao) #nothing is safe from the stupid algorithm that is triggered by a little too much flesh tones not even a PRIVATE post that no one will see

[juneberrie]

you always have been

thinking thoughts. *ೃ༄ this is very self indulgent im not sorry <3 btw the formatting is terrible 😭 also this is 1.5k words im so proud of myself its literally the longest fic i've ever written

pairing: jj maybank x fem!reader

fandom: outerbanks

warnings: swearing, mentions of being drunk, reader kind of pushes jj away, insecure!reader, stressed out!reader, mentions of jj's trash dad, fear of abandonment, sort of a smau? science hw (yes thats a warning science hw sucks), love confession, hurt/comfort <3

jj's instagram is a mess. it alternates between pictures of random objects, pictures of himself, and pictures of our friends.

lately, all of his pictures have been pictures of him and the pogues at keggers and on the boat. without me.

the most recent one is a blurry shot of him and kie at the boneyard. his hair is dripping wet and kie is holding up a red solo cup, beer sloshing over the side. the caption reads, "my brst girl 😋 ilysn kier.carrera" its so misspelled its obvious hes drunk, even without looking at the picture.

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↳ comments

-> jb.wifirouter ong your so drunk. ↳ heywpope its "youre" not "your" 💀 and you're durnk too ↳ sarahcamer0n lmaooo durnk

-> kier.carrera lol ilyt jj 💀 ↳ kier.carrera wsit wring emoji ❤️

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i groan and shut my phone off. kie knows i like jj. she's heard me rant about him since eighth grade. its fine, though. i need to focus on school. i get up and silence my phone, putting it into a drawer at my desk before going back to the papers sprawled on my bed.

science isn't my best subject, but i need this extra credit to bring my grade up. and, no pressure at all, this stupid extra credit is due by monday, at its literally sunday night. at least its pretty easy. all i have to do is write an essay about newton's laws and how they function in the "real" world. i sigh and open my textbook to the page on the first law, inertia.

as im scribbling down the beginnings of the paragraph about f=ma, my pencil breaks. well, how fucking dandy. i get up and head to my desk to grab a sharpener, and i pass the mirror next to my door.

i cringe away, then force myself to look back. the girl staring back at me is... not kie. not sarah. she's wearing a big oversized t-shirt she stole from jj and some shorts. her nail polish is chipped and her hair is practically crying for escape from the worn scrunchie.

i tear my gaze away and grab the sharpener. the clock on my desk reads 11:11 pm. i remember something kie said about making wishes at 11:11, so i think, why not give it a try? i squeeze my eyes shut and hope my wish gets to whatever magical star angel being is listening.

after i finish my essay, its 12:23 am. i grab my phone from the drawer and see a flurry of texts and instagram notifications assaulting my lock screen.

i ignore the texts — six from kie and eight from jj — and click open instagram.

my homepage is filled with pictures of the pogues at the kegger they're at. i can't help the pettiness that surges up inside me and i click on jj's most recent story, a video of him, kie, pope, john b, and sarah screaming the lyrics to bohemian rhapsody around a campfire.

—————

you replied to their story

yourinstagram looks like you're having fun :)

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i feel slightly terrible, but whatever. every single kegger they've been to this past week, i haven't been invited.

a text notification comes down onto my screen. it's from kie. the preview reads "im soo sorru"

what the hell? i immediately click on the text and i almost start crying.

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kie kie ml ♡

bro so dnt be mad but like i accidentally told jj that u liked him

im sorry

answer me please idont want yu to be mad

i dd;t mean to i swaer

y/n?? are you mad??

y/n pleeaas answre

im soo sorru

bro wtf.

ik im sorry but we were playing truuth or dsre and plpe asked if i had acrush on anybody and i sadi no i didn't but ik you did and the n jj asked who and im sorry :)

:(*** SORRY

whatever. go enjoy your kegger.

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what the everloving fuck. i specifically told her not to tell anyone, especially jj, and she goes and tells everyone and their mother. i've gotten a flurry of texts from pope, john b, sarah, and other pogues i suppose are at the kegger, all asking me if it's true i like jj. and, speak of the devil, jj himself has been texting me nonstop for the past thirty minutes.

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golden retriever lookin' mf 😋

haha kie jus told me the funnist shut

wait is she for real

wait n/n yuo like me

like fr fr?

brp answer me pls

y/nnnnnn

are you asleepo r somethinh 💀

y/n if you dpn't answer rn rn im going ovet to yiur house

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shit. jj can't come over right now. i look like a mess, and now im fucking crying. my gaze drifts back over to the mirror; my eyes are red and puffy and tears are streaming down my face and dripping down onto my (jj's) shirt.

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golden retriever lookin' mf 😋

jj please dont come over just stay at the kegger and have fun

nooo y/n im already on my wsy so its fine

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shit shit shit.

i throw my phone across the room and scream into my bedsheets. the pogues already didn't like me anymore; they had been going out and having fun without for weeks now, and now kie tells jj i like him? my life is fucking falling apart.

a knock at my window wakes me up from whatever sad haze i was trapped in for the last twenty minutes. jj's peering in and he smiles when he meets my gaze. i shake my head and turn away from him.

no bother letting him in, he'll probably just tell me that he doesn't like me back and to never talk to him again.

another knock, persistent, sounds from the window. i sigh and turn back.

i open the window but leave the screen up, so jj can hear me but he can't get in. "go away, j."

"nooo. wait, why are you cryiinggg?" he asks, the booze slurring his words.

"nothing. no reason. go away, please, jj," i say, my voice cracking.

his face softens and he seems to sober up a bit. "n/n, please tell me what's wrong. i hate seeing you sad," he whispers. fuck. i can't, i can't with the fucking blue eyes and the soft looks and the whispers. i open the rest of the window, and jj climbs in.

i crawl under the covers of my bed and face away from jj. i feel the bed dip next to me and he lays a warm hand on my back. its so casual, so domestic, that i want to laugh.

"sunshine, what's wrong? is this about what kie said?" he asks, gently rubbing my back.

the dam breaks. tears start flowing out of my eyes and i started shaking.

"it is about what kie said. i like you, jj, i really like you. no, i- i love you! i love you so much. i've loved you since i first saw you in mrs. williams' science class in eight grade and you laughed when she said that iron was discovered by the hittites. and i know you'll never love me back because— well— look at me! im not like kie, im not like sarah. i'm just... me! and i've been trying to pretend like you guys going to keggers everyday without me isn't a big deal because, hey, i'm swamped with school, even though its fucking intercession. and i knew if i told you, you'd hate me and you'd never talk to me again," i sob into my pillow.

jj is silent for a few seconds, still rubbing my back.

"i love you too, sunshine. i've loved you for the entirety of the time i've known you. and, you're right. you're not kie or sarah, but you're you. that's what i love about you. you are unapologetically yourself. and i'm sorry for not inviting you to the keggers. i just, i knew you were swamped and i know you don't really like parties 'nd drinking and shit. and i just want you to know that im so proud of you, honey, and— jesus, y/n. you're the only one for me. you always have been. you're the person who's been there whenever luke did something shitty to me, you've helped me with my homework, and gosh, dare i say it, you've helped me be a better person."

he chuckles. i feel him press a kiss to the back of my neck and gently bring me towards him so i'm basically in his lap. he wraps his arms around me and lays his head in the crook of my neck. we stay together in a comfortable silence for a few moments.

i sniffle. "i'm sorry, j."

"you're not the one who should be apologizing, sunshine. i love you, so much. i'm sorry if i made you feel like i'd never talk to you again or like you weren't enough; you are enough. you always have been."

#jj maybank #jj maybank x reader #jj maybank angst #jj maybank fluff #obx #obx x reader #outerbanks #outerbanks x reader #jj obx #jj obx fic #outerbanks fanfiction #jj maybank hurt/comfort #hurt/comfort #fluff #angst #[🧸] dear diary

[5am-mist]

bella x ballerina!reader hcs?? 😋🫶🏼

°pairing°> bella Ramsey x ballerina!reader (hcs)

°requested°> yup!!

~°A/N°~

Sorry about the recent format change I hope you guys like it/are ok with it. I used she/her pronouns for Bella in this one. Also forgive I know it's short but I tried! Enjoy

Ok so first and foremost Bella is so mesmerised by you it's not even funny😭

Honestly adores you so much and thinks you're so talented

Bella seems like the type to cringe every now and again not bc your not good at dancing but bc she is so worried you'll slip and hurt yourself or something.

Will try and attend as many of your performances as she can because she always wants to support you and really likes seeing you preform (if you do public performances)

I feel like Bella would encourage you sm

I know ballet is quite difficult (ik other dances are too but ya) so Bella is always in the background rooting for you and lending and extra hand of support if you need it.

Also if you were to make a mistake during a performance or just practice session Bella is 100% comforting you and consoling you.

She could watch you dance for hours. Seriously.

If you'll allow her to she will probably take videos of you practicing and performing and post with a caption like 'look bow talented my partner is' or 'my partner is so cool' which ik sounds corny but seems like something she'd do in my opinion.

Genuinely thinks your ethereal when you preform.

Is always shocked at how talented you are no matter how much she sees you dance.

Is always so proud of you omg

#bella ramsey #the last of us #bella ramsey x reader #lgbtq #tlou #hbo the last of us #tlou hbo #bella ramsey x y/n #bella ramsey x you

[robitherat]

Love it when ppl post art for a fandom your in but caption it with like "ohhh I'm giving into my cringe Era this is so cringe and stupid LOL!!! imagine posting art for this so cringe" and like ik its supposed to be a joke but like. Could we not. Could we stop with the creation and consumption of art thru a veil of irony and disinterest its so fucking stupid

#yes im vaguing lol #robi rambles #just #wheres the post abt how it sucks when ppl reblog art you drew for sometbing and tag it with some shit loke #like* 'my cringe' or 'fandom trash' or whatever #idk man its just. ugh

[zoomzooomfast]

My South Park Oc and some other facts about her and Post Covid things about her because I am cringe but I am free

-Marieana chose her name Because she was really into a Canadian Tv show (Similar to Boy meets world) and the two love interest we’re called Marie and Ana so she combined the two

-she lived in Canada till she was 10 because her dad was an American Spy on Canada

-Marieana goes by Mara at this point

-Her Parents are divorced with her Dad moving to San Diego well her Mom wanted to live in South Park and her dad didn’t want custody

-Made it on Varsity Softball Freshman year

-Because Team Captain Senior year being co-Caption With Bebe

-in a relationship with Bebe junior year after she and Clyde realized there both gay

-But Mara has had a crush on Bebe for like 8 years and was like the definition of “I can be a better boyfriend than him”

-went to College on a Softball Scholarship and Majored in Pre-Law then went to Law School in New York

-She moved back to South Park after law school because her mom needed help with her siblings after her step-dad died where she reconnected with Bebe(who at this point is a waitress)

-Mara also becomes a secretary for Gerald Broflovski (She never cared for the Broflovskis but it’s the closest thing she’s going to get to being a lawyer)

-unfortunately Kyle has been forced to be his father Secretary as well and she has to work with him well he’s going through a divorce

-Mara dose help Ike learn Canadian well he’s getting ready to take a test to become a Canadian Ambassador

-Mara and Ike are Best Friends

-Mara and Bebe get Married

-Bebe become a weather reporter

-Mara later starts her own law firm and is a divorce attorney

-They have 3 kids(all 3 are girls)

-And there Happy because all the kids become Stable Adults who started doing things for the better of the community

#south park #south park oc

[shaftking]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ceo3Q7SsYsc/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Ik Pride Month is long over but I just came across this post and I’d totally give it a like if it didn’t include the character on the third slide who’s just androgynous and goes by they/them pronouns (people call the character gay for liking a female character in the show but that’s not how it works). I’m bummed bc I support all the other characters who are bisexuals and lesbians though 😞👊 Also no cap but the caption is kinda cringe- that long ass acronym tho 💀 Then again it’s Disney so they love to be performative 🤩

Tbh it’s nice that there’s some pretty normalized bi and lesbian rep in cartoons right now but yeah there’s definitely also some cringy pandering going on.

#ask

[toast-oast]

amethysttt :P

#myart #her tank is off-model ik i made the sketch w/o reference #steven universe #su #stephen galaxy #amethyst #steven universe amethyst #amethyst steven universe #su amethyst #amethyst su #rebecca sugar #amethyst fanart #su ame #su fanart #steven universe fanart #amethyst SU fanart #su amethyst fanart #steven universe amethyst fanart #firealpaca #art #transparent #su transparent #transparent art #amethyst transparent #fanart #firealpaca art #digitalart #digital art

[keiluvsu]

Thigh trend on tiktok w// shoto todoroki, katsuki bakugo & izuku midoriya.

↳ pairings: shoto todoroki, katsuki bakugo, & izuku midoriya x gn!reader.

↳ genre: fluff.

↳ a/n; ik, ik, this is old 😓💔. butttttt i still wanted to do this. so enjoy it 😡👊🏽👊🏽.

SHOTO TODOROKI;

“uh..hey babe,” your boyfriend walked into your room, his phone clutched in his left hand. “uh...hey sho...” you eyeballed him from the bed, pausing the youtube video you were watching.

he laid down on the bed next to you, resting his head on top of yours. “can we do this?” he asked nonchalantly, holding out his phone for you to take. you took it and unpaused the video, seeing a guy laying inbetween his s/o’s thighs.

you looked at todoroki, his eyes fixated on his fingers that he was fiddling around with. “yeah, come on.” you laughed, handing his phone back to him. a smile curled on his lips and he moved in front of you, spreading your legs so he could lay inbetween them.

as soon as he laid down, your hands went to his hair, playing with it. he clicked the sound and held his phone up so his face so your lower tummy and your hand in his hair can be seen.

he started playing the music and and lip synced to it, a faint blush on his face. you were humming the words as well, waiting for the video to end.

when it did, he posted the video without any caption or tags, throwing his phone onto the bed. “don’t stop playing with my hair please.” he closed his eyes, sighing. all you did was roll your eyes and laugh at his cuteness.

─◌✰್

later that day, you were scrolling on your fyp when you coincidentally see the video that your boyfriend took earlier. the video had 400k+ likes, and 13k+ comments, which were filled with people saying stuff like “oh to be that person💔”, and “hey lol be mines instead”. it was annoying honestly, but you didn’t really care since it was you who’s thighs he was inbetween, not theirs.

KATSUKI BAKUGO;

“why hello there, my mean but loving boyfriend!” you dramatically threw yourself onto bakugo, kissing his lips a few times. “WHAT THE- don’t ever scare me like that again!” he glared at you, pulling you onto the bed next to you.

“yeah, yeah, whateverrr,” you rolled your eyes. “can we do this trend thingy on tiktok where you lay in between my thighs and lip sing to a song?” you laid your head on his stomach, looking over at him.

“no. it sounds stupid.” he grumbled, going back to reading his book...which you took out his hand. “give it back, dammit!” he glared at you again. “only if you agree to do the trend with me.” you moved your hand away from him.

“ugh, fine.” he stood up off the bed, forcing your legs open. “you naughty man!” your eyes widened as you teased him. “shut up and give me your fucking phone.” he put his head on your crotch, holding his hand up.

you looked for the sound you wanted to use and when you found it, you handed the phone to bakugo. “he listened to the sound a few times before starting the video. you couldn’t help but laugh at the way he was blushing. that was until he bit your inner thigh.

“ow! what the—” your leg shifted, making him start to laugh. the video ended and you snatched your phone from him, looking at the video. you watched it a few times, smiling at the new memory you guys just made.

“so are you gonna post it?” he looked at you. you almost jumped seeing his arms flat across your stomach with his head resting on them. “yes, i’m gonna post it.” you stuck your tounge out at him. you captioned the video ‘y’all could never 😏’ before posting it and turning off your phone.

“okay so— woah what are you-” your eyes widened as you saw bakugo taking off your shorts. “what does it look like you idiot?” he responded.

IZUKU MIDORIYA;

“h-hey there..babe,” midoriya smiled at you, cringing at the way he was already blushing. “hey.” you smiled, making room for him on the bed. “so..what’s up?” your reached your hand up, putting them in his hair.

“oh..well uh..i wanted to know if you heard of that thigh trend on tiktok?” he looked over at you. “it’s basically where someone lays their head inbetween their significant other’s thighs..” he blushes deeply, averting your gaze.

“hmm? sure, why not.” you replied half dazed, immersed into the show you were watching. your boyfriend quickly got in front of you, shyly spreading your legs. he didn’t know why he was so shy, seeing as he’s opened your legs on several occasions before.

he laid inbetween your thighs, smiling as he felt your hand come in contact with his hair again. he looked up, seeing you still very immersed into that show. he pulled out his phone and opened the tiktok app, searching his favorite sounds for the one he wanted to use.

he let out a sigh of relief once he found it and positioned his phone to where everything but your face could be seen. he started recording, blushing even more as you started massaging his scalp.

the video ended and he watched it more than 3 times, admiring the video. he eventually captioned it with ‘my love :))’ before posting it. and not even 5 minutes after he posted it, his comments were filled with “spain without the s 😔” and “wishing that was me </3”.

he didn’t care for those type of comments, just simply ignoring them. he did like the comments that were saying sweet stuff, such as; “you two are so cute!” and “if this isn’t my relationship, i don’t want it”. he turned off his phone and closed his eyes. just savoring the moment between you two.

even if you weren’t entirely paying attention ;).

#shoto x you #bakugo x y/n #gn!reader #mha #anime #bnha bakugo katsuki #izuku x reader #midoriya izuku #oneshot #fanfic #todoroki fluff #bnha fluff #bakugo fluff #midoriya fluff #todoroki x reader #midoriya x reader #kei simps

[akaashisimp08]

Bokuaka headcanons

I'm sorry. I know the next one was supposed to be Tsukiyama but I don't have enough ideas for that ship yet so I'm just gonna do Bokuaka first.

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- Bokuto fell for Akaashi when he first met Akaashi at the gym in his 2nd year of high school.

- Akaashi first admired Bokuto's ability to be so energetic and make people happy just by his smile but found himself slowly falling for Bokuto over the months.

- Bokuto REALLY like Akaashi to the point he wanted to fail his finals on purpose to stay with Akaashi (well, he barely passed it but :D)

- After Bokuto graduated, he would still go to his high school to meet his 'best friend'. He still wanted to have Akaashi set for him so the new team often have a session with Bokuto every month or so (maybe more because this man is needy)

- When Akaashi went to college, they slowly drifted apart. Akaashi being the insecure one purposely avoid Bokuto because he thinks that he will be a barrier to Bokuto's way to greatness. (Somebody hug this boy :( He's so hard on himself)

- Bokuto tried his best to contact Akaash, which is hella hard since this guy is just too good at hiding, but with the help of his old teammates (they ship them so hard) he finally was able to meet Akaashi again.

- Akaashi thought that he is going to get over Bokuto once away for him but the distance only makes him crave for Bokuto's smile even more :(

- They reunited and Bokuto helped Akaashi with his insecurity (Imma gonna skip the details because this is supposedly a headcanon, not a whole fic)

- They started dating and listen to me. This couple is SO SWEET I might get cavities.

- They found a way to hide from Bokuto's fans in public by making Bokuto not use any hair gel and put his hair down on dates.

- Akaashi went to Bokuto's nearly every match using the excuse of an interview. When Akaashi is there Bokuto plays like 120%. Fans and teammates (except for Sakusa, Hinata and Atsumu because they already know the relationship) notice the difference because this boy doesn't know how to hide. They found him looking at the crowds more often, agitated to win, showing off more,...

- Akaashi got attention from the Internet because of Kenma tweeting about him. (I mean look at that fine man) The whole Internet is talking about this mysterious handsome man. Everyone is trying to find out about him when Kenma said he was taken and the rumor started about him and the Kodzuken.

- Bokuto was so jealous and was in his emo mode (which rarely comes nowadays) the whole week making the whole media confused. Then the match at the end of the week, Akaashi finally came to this match and the whole media was even more confused when Bokuto suddenly perks up at the second set.

- A few matches after that people spotted the handsome guy-Akaashi at Bokuto's match a lot. Fans began speculating and stuff. Akaashi got himself a whole fandom (not so big but still)

- Time skip to the Olympics: Akaashi went to the Olympics and Japan won the finals. After the match, Akaashi was celebrating with the crowds when Bokuto ran to him and yes, kiss him (Ik it's cringe). At that moment the whole stadium froze. Then from the teams is the teasing and cheering of their friends. Oikawa began making kissing noises. (Argentina is the other team)

- They have to run out of the stadium after the match and hide because who would have thought that the 'handsome guy' and Bokuto is dating. After that game, Bokuto proposes and had a yes for the answer.

- Bokuto tweeted the photo of their hands intertwined with the ring and the caption: "Thank you for being with me the whole way my dear setter. I love you, Akaashi Keiji."

- Kenma, Kuroo, and their other friends also tweeted their congrats and tease. Kuroo commented: Bro, did Akaashi take that picture? I'm pretty sure that if not your phone already cracked. (Ik I'm as dry as f*ck so don't come after me pls)

After that day, Japan's media kinda died.

#haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu!! #haikyuu #akaashi #kenma #bokuaka #akaashi keiji #hq koutarou #bokuaka fluff #kenma kozume #hq kuroo #kuroo tetsurou #hq akaashi

[bitchiha]

✎ Naruto x types of Tik Tokers

A/N: My friend told me to write the Naruto Characters as types of TikTokers so here we go ;-; I kinda fuck w it tbh Requests and ships are open! *send an ask of who I should do next!*

Naruto Uzumaki

Naruto is the god of gen z humour and that is on periodt

He would make the most pointless fucking videos ever and people (including yours truly) would laugh their ass off

Like a video of his toe with the disco lights filter and then the last second is a picture of a frog with way too many saturated filters and a random word like ‘ramen’

And it gets 2 million likes

He also rates ramen on it and will get in heated debates with people over it

Will probably post a vid of a new justu he learned and then Tsunade would have to force him to delete it because it could give enemies an advantage if they see his skills

Breaks his phone more than 200 times trying to use his Rasengan as a Tik Tok transition

Def has a series called “roasting people in the Leaf village”

“Next is Kiba, yah I know what you’re thinking and yes, he smells like dog and bonus! He acts like one too!”

“Then we have Lee, aka bushy brow. I think this picture of him speaks for itself”

Ends up getting chased by other villagers w pitchforks after he drops a roast video

Can’t learn tiktok dances for shit but will have the audios playing over eachother in his head at 3x speed when he trains

Will take videos of Kakashi bc the girls love it and it always gets him on the fyp

Has a series called “pt _ of trying to see what’s under Kakashis mask”

He knows all the trends and memes

Tbh he applies more effort into tiktok than his own life

Has a shit load of followers (1 mil+) and never lets anyone forget it

also he’s such a barb.. like it’s unreal

Raps Nicki songs and films it in three times speed for the British gurl effect

Shikamaru Nara

Probably has some sort of like reaction acc and says he got the app as a joke

Meanwhile he really enjoys it like he spends a good chunk of his day on it

Likes duetting videos from the weird side of tiktok with sarcastic remarks or a reaction pic

Trolls the shit out of any leaf shinobi on the app

Like he will duet their videos and just embarrass the shit out of them

Whether it’s roasting them, exposing them or whatever

He has to make constant new accounts bc they always block him or he gets banned

which is such a drag but it’s also worth it bc he gets a kick out of being a troll

Always on the weird side of tiktok

Anything he comments will be a top comment w a good couple hundred likes

Spends most a lot of time looking at Temaris TikToks bc she’s cute

Like Naruto, he is up to date w all the memes and trends — in fact he probably starts some

But never gets cred for it bc he constantly needs to make new accs

Literally his usernames are just Shikamaru1, Shikamaru2, Shikamaru3 and so on for each acc he has to make

Other than troll posts, he makes an occasional rant post about his mom or any shinobi that tells him to do work

And the comments will all be like “yes unmotivated king!” “Give us nothing!” “And that’s on being lazy”

Has dedicated followers that constantly follow his new accs

on the fyp a lottt which is kinda weird but makes sense.. I mean he’s smart enough to figure out TikToks algorithm

Sasuke Uchiha

I think we all seen this coming..

Maybe I’m a bit overboard but this is supposed to be funny

So here we go: HES A FUCKING EBOY

LIKE BDBDJSJSJS

Stop and like I picture him doin those tiktok transitions to a lil peep song and he has like 39 rings on his fingers

Gets trolled non stop by Shika, Kiba and Naruto

But at the end of the day ALL and I mean ALL the females on tiktok are drooling over him

Thinks he’s being so deep and edgy but it’s low key cringe

Everyone ignores that factor tho bc mans is hot

Let’s Shikamaru and naruto troll him bc his fan army will literally attack them

Wears chains, hella rings, just all the eboy drip

Girls think he’s a vampire and it makes their thirst even stronger ( mine too!! :* I am a whore afterall <3)

Does TikToks to Lana Del Rey songs

Will never ever ever ever post a tiktok dance, but he secretly knows all of them

Doesn’t keep up w the trends too much aside from the dances

tbh like he mostly just hops on to make a weird sad grungey video and then leaves

It drives naruto and kiba up the wall at how famous he is like he is always a million followers ahead of Naruto

And he doesn’t even try like wtf

His captions are always like: ☠️⚡️⛓🗡

Constantly on the fyp

Girls love how he gives them 0 attention, like he never responds to / likes comments, never duets videos, never goes live

But he still has a huge ass following

So many fan girls it’s unreal and like he’s so fucking mean to them but they still go back for more

It’s like they enjoy it!! Ik I do

#naruto headcanons #naruto imagines #naruto hc #tiktok #naruto shippuden #itachi uchiha #kakashi hakate #naruto x reader #boruto

[vogueksoo]

maybe its bc ive been in such a bad mood too but i usually try to rb as much gifsets just bc ik its hard for ccs .. likes to rb ratio and all that ... but now if its not my mutual’s or if the set is ugly or if it has a cringe caption i wont even reblog .. 😭

#as a cc i feel so bad like traitor behaviour but as a normal human being im like good for me .. #this is abt skz tumblr 😭 everytime i complain abt tumblr its abt that

[lemonysnidget]

(asoue-sideblog) If you're in the mood, I'd love to hear about some of your neurodiversity headcanons.

Oooh, yes!

Here are some: 

Violet has ADHD - The ribbon is her equivalent of a fidget spinner. It allows her to control her hyper focusing. 

Uncle Monty on the Autistic Spectrum - His fascination with reptiles and amphibians reminds me of some of my AS friend’s specialized interests. And I personally want to headcanon him having a profile picture on social media with an asp and having it be captioned “two aspies.” 

Count Olaf with dyslexia or another learning disability - His trouble spelling strikes close to home for me, so I cringe whenever they make fun of his spelling. Olaf loving theatre would allow him to appreciate complex literature without having to slowly go through the book. But, Olaf clearly does read. Show canon has him fail to pronounce words properly - words that he pronounces as if he’s only ever read them, not heard them. 

Lemony with bipolar disorder - It fits. 

Aunt Josephine has GAD - She has probably had it all her life, but it overwhelms her after Ike dies. 

Those are just some general ones I’ve held for a long time. I don’t headcanon everyone as being ND or having some mental illness/learning disability, but I like that there are so many characters who you can very easily headcanon as not being neurotypical.

#tw: mental illness #neurodivergent #headcanons #asoue #violet baudelaire #uncle monty #count olaf #lemony snicket #aunt josephine #asks #Anonymous