Assume they have access to ikea furniture
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y'all haven't lived until you've got lost in ikea unnecessarily walking in a circle with an injured leg and a cane that you're contemplating turning into a weapon kaz brekker style to murder some people out of pain
and all this while wap plays on your headphones screaming WHORES IN THIS HOUSE and you're going in search of a blahaj not realising it was right near the entrance because ikea's only goal is to trap visitors into its jaws
it's a lot of emotions it's the entire human spectrum and some eldritch ones as well
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hey ikea? remember your disastrous bi couch campaign?
you should do a companion piece of three seater couches for ex-buzzfeed youtubers to apologize on. there’s apparently a market for it
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A year ago, Murderbot had apparently been in IKEA
I made a gesture in that direction that I had only seen in the shows that were rated high on the obscenity scale. Gurathin saw me and made a choking noise.
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Saw these at IKEA recently. Are they…modelled after the Gävle Goat?
Edited-to-add (some time in early 2024): To all the people who have since helpfully added informative comments and links about the history of the Gävle Goat, Thank You! I've learnt so much from your posts!
To anyone seeing this now and in the future, I now know more about the Gävle Goat than I possibly need to, so you can stop flooding this post with the same-ish info now! Thanks!
And to people who cannot fathom someone not knowing about Christmas straw goats, please read this post and have some empathy and perspective. Thanks again!
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Ikea’s modular sofa designer is Game of the Year
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The quest awaits.
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nobdoy wake him up i swim to god
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A closet for all your needs
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I was shopping at Ikea with some friends and I asked if I could buy a baby (which were on sale at Ikea) and no one said no so I just put it in the cart. After paying, it started to dawn on me the responsibility of having a child so I decided to put it in a recycling bin at a pharmacy as per my friend's suggestion, which is a thing you were allowed to do if you regretted buying a baby.
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what’s ikea doing in romania?
Illegal deforestation of our ancient forests
(The author does incorrectly call Romania a Soviet state when we were only part of the Warsaw Pact instead)
The article talks about how those journalists and environmentalist were attacked by 15 armed thugs and the police response (of basically letting the attackers go) as well as Romanian forests make up the vast majority of old-growth forests left in Europe
But Ikea is not the only one doing it
This article talks about Austrian companies doing the same illegal deforestation
And it gives a better picture of how much forest is lost per year
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