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#ikevamp just continues to impress me with its character complexity
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Isaac: Every time Dazai thinks, I take 10 damage.
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crimson-snowfall · 4 years
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How would Napoleon react to a short SO with a Napoleon complex. I just had the thought and thought it would be funny. I am really short and have been said to have the complex and I just have to know lol. Thank you for your time!
Hi, thanks for your request! I managed to have some free time today due to cancellation of class, so I thought I might as well work on this one right away since it’s just for a single character. I haven’t heard of Napoleon complex before, so I looked it up and decided to provide the definition on this post as well:
“Napoleon Complex” is a theorized inferiority complex normally attributed to people of short stature. It is characterized by overly-aggressive or domineering social behavior, such as lying about earnings, and carries the implication that such behavior is compensatory for the subject’s physical or social shortcomings.
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Ikevamp HC request: Napoleon reacting to an MC with Napoleon complex
It all began when Napoleon accidentally made a comment about your height while the two of you were joking around with each other. You were used to him calling you “nunuche,” so it really threw him off when you suddenly walked out on him. In fact, he didn’t even realize what was it about his words that soured your mood to that extent.
Napoleon sought Sebastian for advice, under the impression that he might have said something that’s considered offensive on your time. The butler listened carefully as Napoleon recounted his conversation with you.
“Ah. It seems she might have a Napoleon complex.”
“…Pardon?” The expression Napoleon wore was priceless, and Sebastian had no regrets putting it vaguely like that. He eventually explained its meaning in the modern world.
Napoleon laughed for a good 10 minutes after hearing about it, because he’s not one to be easily offended by those kinds of misconception. In fact, he finds it rather hilarious.
You happen to pass by while he was laughing, and due to the inferiority complex that comes along with the said condition, you thought he was laughing about you.
“What’s so funny, sleeping beauty?” You asked, hands on your waist, pouting. Napoleon thinks that you look rather adorable when you act like that when you’re upset.
It took him a while to break free from his trademark fit of laughter, and you were about to march out on him again when he caught you from behind in his arms.
“Let me go, Napoleon. I have chores to–mmph!”
A surprise, passionate kiss from Napoleon is all it took to calm you down. He turned you around so you’re facing him and lifted you onto kitchen counter. That was Sebastian’s cue to leave the two of you alone.
“Listen, nunuche… I have ruled a great empire, but in all that vastness, I…” It’s hard to believe that the man before you was the same laughing mess from earlier, given the intensity of his gaze on you. He took a deep sigh, placed a hand on your cheek before continuing.
“…I don’t think there’s one person in that vastness that would’ve compared to the joy the woman in this little form gives me.” Napoleon regarded you from head to toe, a loving look in his eyes.
“I"m sorry if my words upset you earlier… but honestly?” Napoleon pulled you down from the counter and pulled you into a soft embrace. “See? You fit perfectly in my arms. So nunuche, I think… you came just in the perfect size.”
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