#ikevamp vicnent

[yanderepuck]

18+ Masterlist

Basically SMUT

Its easier to give all this bullshit it's own list since there's so much, plus then you guys will know what is SPICY

Kinktober 2021

Kinktober 2022

Kinktober 2023

Theo with a collar choker kink 

Bark for Theo

Leonardo x Theo

More Leoanrdo x Theo

Theo x MC x Vincent

Thirst for Charles

Yandere Sandwich

Isaac x MC x Charles

Heat Cycle

Tied up with Charles

Guys and Petplay

Charles x MC x Vincent

More Theo and Petplay

Leonardo with a knifeplay kink

Jean and Bodyworship

Faust and period sex

Another Theo and Petplay

Let's make Theo bottom

Isaac and Charles breeding headcanons

Him in heat (submissive) Faust x Reader

Him teaching you how to give a blowjob (Leonardo)

Him walking on you masturbating (Vincent)

What do you know, more Theo petplay

Breeding kink with Faust

A lil threesome with Theo and Leonardo

Some Arthur for once

Some Charles x Salaì

Sucking some Theo dick

Let's peg Salai

Pegging Galileo (headcanons)

Lazy (somno) Sunday with Leonardo

Somno with Faust

More somno but with Charles

I guess I'm on a somno kick ft Theo

Somno with Dazai but you're on top

Here's some Drake. He likes degrading

If you ask harshly enough Leonardo will fuck you

Getting passed around with the Writers Trio

Group chat between the Purebloods

Femdomming Galileo with a side of degrading

Possessive Vincent and Will

Arthur is tired of you being a brat

Fuck away the pain (Charles)

Brat tamer, Vlad

Faust masturbating while thinking of you

You're just here for Faust's pleasure

Attempting to cockwarm Charles

Drunk sex with Leonardo

Now we're making Drake into somno

Hope you guys like petplay

How much smut I've written of each guy (updated Jan 17th) (going to compare the number at the end of the year)

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[azulashengrottospiano]

sometimes i think about how vincent was like "wouldnt it have made more sense for them to fall in love after knowing each other longer?" in reference to romeo and juliet in will's route and yet in his route he's so down bad for you so quickly.

#auburn talks ikevamp <3 #its okay vicnent you deserve tobe happy

[azulashengrottospiano]

uhm…he kinda looks like

HELP FOR THE SECOND I THOUGT H THAT WAS VICNENT FROM IKEVAMP!?!?!?!?!/

#LISTEN IN THE NOTIFICATION #THE TINY PHOTO #IT LOOKED LIKE VICNENT #BUT YORUE RIGHT?!??!!? #min <3

[azulashengrottospiano]

my ikevamp mc would be so silly because not only would she be stuck in between vicnent and shakespeare the two men shes been obsessed with since forever but theres also isaac newton and what is he doing here? we love him anyway!

#auburn talks ikevamp <3

[yanderepuck]

Wait. What if it happened int he mansion too. That its too early for anyone to properly process French or any other language for the matter.

Napoleon, Jean and Comte being the only ones who can properly process it 24/7

Will has been in France long enough to be okay with the language, but since he lives alone and talks to himself in English, he'll go out and start speaking English and then remember where he is.

Luckily the brother have each other, and Dazai and Sebastian have each other.

For Leonardo you just need to speak a little slower.

Leonardo: Comte, aspetta. Un po' più lento, per favore(Comte, wait. Little slower, please)

Issac grading papers can be a disaster because he starts writing in English and he's like OH SHIT, but he does it in class. He'll forget the french word and writes it in English and hopes no one notices.

But even Jean and Napoleon speak different dialects, so sometimes its hard for them.

When Vincent wakes up int he middle of the night and see's Napoleon, and Napoleon just starts having a conversation. First off, Vincent is half asleep, he can't understand a single word, but smiles and nobs and just replies back in dutch saying "Thank you. Goodnight" and turns around and goes back to bed.

In the music room you just hear Mozart yelling in German for a different number of reasons. Doesn't matter the time of day. Mozart's brain doesn't flick to French mode until someone starts talking to him in French. Then he goes "Wait. I'm in France. Ew"

Dazai gives me vibes that he never even bothered to learn French. Sebastian knows it, but some days he's not feeling it and takes him like 5 minutes to process what you said, and to think of something to say.

Faust and Mozart meet and they are so happy. Faust: Finally! Another German! Mozart: Austria actually Faust: You speak German. I don't care where you're from

The brits tho have a hard time understanding each other since they speak different dialects. Arthur just bc of his Scottish accent, Will for obvious reasons, and Isaac just speaks science.

When I was in London there were two people in my intern group that both spoke German-Swiss, both from Switzerland, but both spoke different dialects, and so there were times they couldn't understand each other, and that really opened my eyes to how complicated languages are.

Because this means besides the Brothers, and Sebastian and MC, no one is understanding anyone. Sebastian and MC probably know more proper way of speaking French, while Napoleon is more laid back, and Jean is none of those.

Arthur uses words that didn't exist to Isaac so he's like "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING"

Everyone at the mansion probably learns a combination of a laid back-proper French from hearing people speak, and actively learning it.

Napoleon is like "You really don't have to use that word" And Theo is like "??? What do you mean?? Isn't that how it's said"

And Napoleon and Comte do that a lot to the residents.

Mozart and Faust wouldn't even technically be speaking the same German more than likely.

Then there's Dazai trying to speak Spanish to Leonardo.

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[yanderepuck]

Due to my love for fangies

I didn't think Mozart would have baby fangies. I'm a little upset about that, but it kinda fits him??? 4/10

YASSSS BITCH. SHOW YOUR FANGIES BITE ME DADDY. 7/10

Arthurs fangs are really unexpected. like dAMN THAT'S LONG. I don't like Arthur but I want him to bite me. I imagined him having baby fangies and was really upset with them. 8/10

Vincent has baby fangies as he should. 7/10

Theo though, he should have Arthur's fangs. His fangs are little but they look vv pointed. 6/10

THEY LONG. He's the only one who ever has fangies in his cgs, so I'm not surprised by this, but I am very pleased. Please bite me, baby. 8/10

Baby, but not as baby as I was expecting, but to him they are probably long as hell. 7/10

Hard to see but Will's fangies are lONG, like Arthur's and that makes me hORNY. BITE ME. PLEASE. 9/10 maybe a lil bias

Dazai's are average, not that great which upsets me a little, but that's how I kinda expected. 5/10

CHARLES FANGIES. Not too long, but they still LONG. Please bite me, I want your fangs in MENEIGNE. 8/10

I thought Faust was going to have longer fangs, and kinda chunky. They alright though 6/10

Exactly what I expected from Vlad and I lOVE IT. I want to prick my finger on his fangs. 8/10

No Napo, Comte, and Sebas bc they didn't show fangs in their pics. -10/10

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp napoleon #ikevamp mozart #ikevamp leonardo #ikevamp arthur #ikevamp isaac #ikevamp vicnent #ikevamp theo #ikevamp jean #ikevamp shakespeare #ikevamp dazai #ikevamp comte #ikevamp sebastian #ikevamp charles #ikevamp faust #ikevamp vlad

[yanderepuck]

I want an MC who is really into period fashion and is like "Yes Comte, buy me more dresses" but she just wants basic ones. She wants to wear a chemise, and stays and all of that.

She gets really nice corsets made, likes to cinch her waist and put on a corset somewhat tightly.

Then the guys see her on her day off in just comfy clothes and they are like "???? What??" they thought her body naturally looked like how it did with a corset on

And so MC makes all of guys try on corsets and make them do everyday things.

Mozart sitting there like "Wait....none of you wear corsets?" because it turns out that Mozart does so that he would keep good posture, and he just never stopped wearing one.

Theo's like "you're fuckin weird"

It's me...I'm MC. I want to put them all in corsets.

Vincent is probably like "oo I wanna try" until I tight lace him and he's like "this isn't fun anymore."

I lace up Leonardo "Is it loose anywhere?" "It's tight everywhere" "Na, i can still stick my hand under it. Let me tighten it a bit"

Arthur and Dazai get a corset on and then raid MC's closet and dress up, because that's what they do

Theo is complaining the whole time

Jean saw that Mozart wears one so he wanted to try.

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp napoleon #ikevamp mozart #ikevamp leoanrdo #ikevamp arthur #ikevamp isaac #ikevamp dazai #ikevamp vicnent #ikevamp theo #ikevamp shakespeare #ikevamp comte #ikevamp sebastiasn #ikevamp jean

[yanderepuck]

Catboy catboy catboy

I have something big planned for this AU but you're going to have to wait and just deal with ramblings for now.

It is part of Theo's job description to keep Arthur and Dazai in line, so he carries around a squirt bottle filled with water to spray them.

Kid: What happened to your tail Dazai: oh! A raccoon bit it off Kid: ._. Theo: * sprays Dazai with bottle* Bad! Bad Dazai!

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Arthur: One of these days a woman is going to pull my collar, just you see Theo: what is wrong with you *sprays him* THERE'S KIDS AROUND

Charles, Vincent, and Isaac are used for promotional purposes since they're so cute. Isaac is all shy about it. He just wants to be in the kitchen but Leonardo and Comte won't let him because people ask for him.

Leonardo stays behind the counter for the most part. he sheds too much and his tail is too big to be a waiter or be in the kitchen.

After closing him Leonardo and Napoleon take a nap in the corner together.

Sometimes its hard for Isaac to hold back some cat instincts and wants to bat at Leonardo's tail, so he can't be behind the counter, but then he'll see Will and just has to turn around. Mozart rarely swishes his tail, but Will always is. Luckily he hates Arthur enough to stay away from him.

Charles also gets like that though. He'll come up from behind Leonardo and hug his tail. "You're tail is so soft~" and just purr. Meanwhile Charles also has a really fluffy tail. Compared to the rest of him, too fluffy in fact.

Napoleon is the main chef, but he has an issue with eating as he cooks. Vlad works on desserts, but if its something really sweet Faust has to keep him away or else he will eat it.

Jean wants to get better at being a server and wants Mozart to show him, but everyone else agrees that he should watch Charles or Vincent because they are great with everyone.

Theo does a lot of the cleaning. If he was in the kitchen he'd be eating all the sweets, but he's not much of a people person to be able to be a server. Plus once he starts purring he can't stop ad he gets really embarrassed.

Will and Arthur flirt a little too much sometimes and it becomes a little competition.

No matter what Vincent isn't allowed int he kitchen, not even for a minute. He somehow always makes a mess of things even if he doesn't do anything. No one is quite sure how it happens.

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[yanderepuck]

Vincent: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Will: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp vicnent #ikevamp shakespeare

[yanderepuck]

This is what Vincent is getting for Christmas

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp vicnent