#iliad meme

[roseblack12]

Diomedes:Do you ever wanna talk about your son Achilles ? Achilles: No Odysseus:I do Diomedes:I know, Odysseus Odysseus:I am the father of Telemachus Diomedes:I know Odysseus

#odysseus #greek mythology #the iliad #achilles the illiad #achilles #iliad meme #diomedes

[justmiraculousconspiracies]

Odysseus: What's up with Achilles? He has been laying on the floor for like.. an hour now?

Breises: He's a bit overwhelmed

Odysseus: And why is that?

Breises: Patroclus smiled at him

#hes such a pathetic loser i love him #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #achilles x patroclus #greek mythology #incorrect tsoa quotes #patrochilles #the song of achilles #tsoa achilles #tsoa patroclus #tsoa textpost #odysseus #ac odyssey #iliad meme #the iliad

[sarafangirlart]

#greek mythology #ancient greek mythology #greek pantheon #hera #greek goddess #hera goddess #hera deity #hera greek mythology #hera children #ares #ares greek mythology #ares greek god #ares deity #hephastios #hephaestus god #hephaestus #hephaistos #hephaestus greek mythology #Iliad #the iliad #incorrect iliad #homer's iliad #iliad meme

[milomilesmib]

Achilles: I would give my voice for him, but then I wouldn't be able to scream his name.

#achilles power bottomed #i will die on that hill #inspired by that one pjo post #tsoa #the song of achilles #achilles #patrochilles #the iliad #incorrect iliad #iliad meme #song of achilles #incorrect tsoa quotes #greek mythology #greek myth memes #achilles text post #tsoa shitpost

[onwingsofwords]

sometimes I think about watching it but I don't hate myself enough to actually do it

#classical mythology #the iliad #greek mythology memes #song of achilles #helen of troy #greek mythlogy retelling #greek myth memes #greek mythology #iliad meme #iliad adaptations

[neon-elliot]

Here's a little lesson in trickery!

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[pelideswhore]

Achilles: You’re not the boss of me!

Agamemnon: That is literally my job description.

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[northlt]

reading the iliad... no one told me it was this fucking funny

Paris: which one of you COWARDS wants to fight me?? square up!!!

Menelaus: hey you took my wife, imma fight you

Paris (slowly trying to hide himself behind his soldiers): uhhh not you pls

#the iliad #homer's iliad #iliad meme #helen of troy #paris iliad #menelaus #iliad

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Agamemnon: Which monsters actually taste good? Are there any?

Diomedes: Taste as in.... Their jizz? Their schlongs?

Agamemnon: .....Monster.......the drink....

#tagamemnon #mythology memes #incorrect quotes #incorrect mythology #incorrect mythology quotes #greek mythology #incorrect iliad quotes #incorrect iliad #the iliad #iliad #iliad meme #diomedes #agamemnon #incorrect greek myths #homer's iliad

[camille-lachenille]

You’ve heard of the Homeric wrath; be ready for the Homeric cold. It’s a cold of epic proportions, that drags in time and some petty god probably had a hand in causing it.

#shitpost #tagamemnon #iliad meme #not tolkien

[iridiumzer0]

Diogenes: AND NOOOW. THE ULTIMATE COMPETITION BETWEEN 2 GREAT PHILOSOPHERS AND THE EPIC OF THE ILIAD. Today, we will be discussing the relationship of Achilles and Patroclus.

Diogenes: SO NOW.

Diogenes: Are you on team AESCHYLUS?

Aeschylus: Achilles was clearly the top!

Diogenes: Or are you on TEAM PLATO?

Plato: Achilles was a bottom, you COWARD.

Diogenes: OORR are you on team ME.

Diogenes: They were switches.

Diogenes: VOTE NOW

#greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology #achilles #incorrect iliad #patroclus #the iliad #philosophy #philosopher memes #diogenes #plato #aeschylus #homer's iliad #iliad meme #patrochilles #achilles and patroclus

[justmiraculousconspiracies]

Patroclus *exists*

Achilles :

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[sarafangirlart]

Achilles that one time:

#idk if that’s how it went in the Iliad but the movie version is kinda a meme lol #greek mythology #ancient greek mythology #greek pantheon #hektor #hector of troy #hector #achilles #patrochilles #patroclus #Iliad #the iliad #incorrect iliad #homer's iliad #iliad meme

[athamad]

#greek mythology #iphigenia #achilles #agamemnon #the iliad #iliad meme #homer's iliad #iphigenia at aulis #tagamemnon #fake twitter #fake tweets #father and son ever #just below Ody and Neo #their dynamic #10/10 #the sillies #when they hate each other but are actually the same #when they hate each other but one of them practically raised the other

[biggukuma]

Achilles and Patroclus of Madeline Miller who read The Homer's Iliad and see that Achilles and Briseis are "together", Patroclus is an excellent soldier, Thetis liked Patroclus in a way ? and Patroclus and Achille are bros :

#the iliad #the song of achilles #achilles #patroclus #briseis #tsoa thetis #achilles x patroclus #patrochilles #homer's iliad #iliad meme #the song of achilles meme #tsoa memes #tsoa patrochilles #i think i'm funny

[justanothertiredstudent]

The Iliad is insane. Like batshit crazy. I'm only on book 4 so far. Its chaotic af

- More 💖drama💖 than any soap opera.

- Achilles asking his mom to kill everyone just cos they upset him

- Achilles Daddy Issues!

- Achilles & Patroclus seem cute in theory, but ACHILLES DOESN'T DESERVE PATROCLUS.

- Thetis is a mafia mommy, literally every God owes her.

- hera just like if I kill ur fav city, u can kill mine

- Helen literally calls herself a slut

- Hector calls his brother paris: "sex crazed seducer", & "should never have been born" & "disgrace"

- We love Hector.

- ACHILLES IS A DISNEY PRINCESS!!!!!

- Ares just vibin in all the death.

- we live to be as petty as Eris

- almost all female characters are girlboss, gatekeep, gaslight.

- all homeric heroes literal psychopaths.💀

- agamemnon's brother gets shot, he literally makes a speech about how that affects him - Menelaus literally comforts him while bleeding

- athene grabs Achilles' hair and stops him from lunging to kill someone, while invisible. That most look so silly.

- We also love Nestor 😍

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