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brooklynislandgirl · 3 years

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“What'cha like in bed? Say it like I gotta speculate…”

Oh yes, he’s got that look. The something lascivious is coming out of my mouth at the end of the countdown look, the one in which this countdown is reaching the very pinnacle of a sultry expression he fully intends to be exactly that. All barely parted, just this side of pouty lips and intensely fixed gaze of eyes that are also just a particular side of darker.

Pinnacle is reached with a positively unnecessary edge to his opening sound that makes it one part soft, short moan, two parts unspoken, filthy thoughts. Garnished with a citrus zest of contemplation that is assured not new.

“Mm…real soft an’ polite on the surface, I mean, you don’t even snore or nothin’, an’ you fit jus’ perf'ek when you snuggle in your sleep, but…also sometimes not real careful with where you’re puttin’ your knee. Or the ah, espedience a how you movin’ it. An’ sometimes, you kinda’ grab, an’ you know…don’t gotta lotta fingernails, but enough to dig in for a minute t'ere.”

Anakin somehow manages to sip his coffee without allowing the threatening twitch of his lips to turn into a ruinous laugh. Upon the mug’s return to the table, this blossoms into a wide, crooked grin.

“Thas’ not a complaint, jus’ so you know. Jus’ maybe, kinda’, lil'bit makes me think'a inappropriate shit. So, there. In m'educated ‘pinion, pretty confident that in bed, an’ not sleepin’, thas’ how it’d be, too. A kinda’ perf'ek mixture a how you i-are anyways. Gentle an’ warm, but also passionate an’ the right kinda’ wild.”

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Imagination Station || Accepting

For the longest day she lived, Beth would never once be able to explain why on earth she thought asking that question, specifically TO Anakin, was a good idea. Asking whether he’d felt like spending an evening finding a new victim cause to try to save a life was one thing. Or seeing if he wanted to work on elemental control, an entirely different one. Or if he wanted a night off from training to maybe read or watch a movie. All very good questions. All very pertinent ones. After all, wasn’t that what she promised? To teach him how to harness his mana, so his own could flow through him as it was meant. Or even how to fight and maybe win a certámen duel. But no. The question from the magazine article had somehow wormed its way into her subconscious, and right there, between coffee {his a little extra Irish though she says nothing} and the blackberry lemon thyme muffins they’d spent all of yesterday creating. First harvesting the berries she’d grown, and the lemons right off the tree. Her sitting on the counter and reading off ingredients as he mixed the batter, to help with therapy for his hand. A good hour chasing each other with the left over utensils before showering to get rid of batter in places it ought not be.

And now? There is attrition. With no one to blame but herself. Because there’s that look. The one that reminds her of wildfire so strongly she’s surprised she doesn’t smell smoke. It isn’t the kind of leer that she is often met with when she goes out dancing, or walks home alone with night descending on her with its frightful black teeth. It’s softer in its smoulder, more dreamy than predatory, though there’s a natural touch of that too that she doesn’t think Anakin is ever aware of. If he were, he’d likely be apologetic about it. It’s also sharper for the darkness held in his gaze, that pins her effectively to the spot as a pin through a butterfly.

Her throat rises and falls as she swallows, hard.

Because there’s the killing strike. Pure vocalisation that has no form per se and completely bypasses the broken part of her brain that cannot process words correctly or expediently. It is music and it is air and it is everything she needs to exist whilst simultaneously being murdered by it regardless of what comes after. And she can absolutely feel it in places she has no right to. Of course she flushes scarlet though when he portions out the sins of sleep. She could laugh about the snoring but be relieved that she doesn’t, who wants to sound like the offspring of a lawnmower and a grizzly bear? But more than that, it’s that he realises that even in sleep there is a desire to be close. Closer. To achieve an impossible state where there is no distinct beginning or end but a wholeness that existed before the One shattered into Many. The best she’d come to achieve was a while back when she and her brothers made a bed of blankets and pillows in the living room, watching the first winter snow fall heavily over New York and they surrounded her to keep the darkness at bay. It’s different now with Anakin. There is that same unexplainable sense of wanting but shot through it like sunlight just below the surface of the sea there’s the depths and shallows. The feel of his skin on hers. The immense comfort of his presence. The ache to open the way flowers bloom for the kiss of bees. Darker more tangible urges that would scandalise if they could only cross the boundaries of her lips.

But there’s also a healthy dose of shame when he mentions the ill placement of bony bits. Of hurting him when that is her very last intention in this world. Likely the result of the sickening encroachment of night terrors she cannot hold back or the instinct to free herself from the rigidity and torture that is sleep paralysis. The idea that by holding onto Anakin, he can become an anchor and makes her real, keeps her in the Tellurian and not dragged to some abyssal corner of the dark umbra to be wholly devoured by whatever monster that waits. “I-I’m...” Her budding apology gets swallowed up along with the coffee and the grin that robs her of finishing the rest of the thought. He has to know by now how that affects her even if it sits like a brooding cat on the periphery, and if he doesn’t...well, maybe she’s better at pretending than she’s ever thought before.

But then he baits her pretty good and her brows knit, one rising as if chasing her hair line and her head tilts just slightly. “What....what kinda inappropriate....stuff?” Looking at her it’s easy to see she’s running through some kind of internal codex of things that could possibly mean but also maybe wants to hear him say it aloud, indulging them both with his drawl that on one hand is so close to pidgin but with the bayou kind of flare that she has become enamoured of. And the way he describes her potential sensuality she suddenly finds herself alluring, soft and feminine, enticing enough to make him think about her in that way. Her gaze drops, but a little smile is born as she tucks her chin downward, takes hold of the ends of her hair and starts fiddling with them between delicate and sparkly purple painted nails. “Dat...uh. Dat some maybe appeals t’ you? I mean would you want...” Me. “Some kine soft an’ warm? Or mebbe ‘passionate’ like ya say? An’ how...important ya t’ink experience is, an’ if ent’usiasm is enough t’ mebbe make up f’ skill? Or ya prefer more worldly? More knowledgeable... More....more?”

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choicedenied · 3 years

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🍓 for gem & bee

mutuals send me a 🍓 and ill compliment u! for @zloslwy && @thcmasjames / @wildlynaiive

okay so this may get a little long because i am covering two people here but !!!!!

@zloslwy -- GEM !!! your portrayal of mischief slinky is astounding and honestly, best oc in the galaxy of oc’s. dat hair, dat smile, you know how it be. no, no... but honestly - i absolutely adore what you have done with stiles as a muse and also while aging him up a bit. you really dig in deep to stiles’ struggles, especially with his guilt - you show that in how he carries himself after high school and while in the FBI - and also, i absolutely adore that you made him go that route because we love to see that growth, that developement, stiles being his own person and not conformed to the narrative of what the show wanted. you really gave a big FU to teen wolf and their shit arc for him and gave him so much more life and potential, and honestly, we love to see it.

you as a person are just . . . i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, i am so dang proud of you for what you’re doing with your life. you really take on so much and still push on, and i don’t know if you hear it enough - but you’re doing just great, you’re breaking that norm, and you’re going to do beautiful and great things. your friends here will always be there standing behind you and cheering you are. don’t give up, or give in, and remember - we all love you.

bee, loml, platonic soulmates -- whatever we are. i’ll never forget both gem and others pointing me in your direction , not knowing what was in store. it was almost like we connected right off the bat, and i mean . . . within a week we were on the phone talking to each other for .... hours it felt like. you brought in a muse that i absolutely loved with teej, bringing him to life. your writing is just . . . beautiful, how you’re able to capture all of their voices is beyond me but i absolutely adore reading any or all of your interactions. i also love your love for tj, the fact you brought him to life in a fandom that barely exists for it.

but you as a person, bee? i don’t think you realized how much you helped me over these last few months with everything going on - whether it was just me venting or talking about anything. you’ve such a kind heart, while also not afraid to say what is on your mind. i’m lucky to not only have found an amazing writing partner but also a friend in all that mix too, one that i am so completely comfortable with. thank you for all you’ve done, and all you do - even now with your kiddos. you’re working so hard for your goals and i can’t wait to see you continue to kick it all out of the park. i adore you. <3

#positivity !!#zloslwy #wildlynaiive #thcmasjames #fearconfronter

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janexeu · 3 years

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though the mist might prevent some from seeing it, JANE MÁRQUEZ is actually a descendent of HYPNOS. it’s still a question of whether or not the TWENTY-SIX year old DEMIGOD ELEMENTARY EDUCATION MAJOR from NEW ORLEANS, USA has taken after HER godly parent completely, but the demigod is still known to be quite SACRIFICIAL & STUBBORN.

( she’s b-b-b-back on her bs : katya ! tis uhm ,,,, a lil bit of a chonk of an intro but ill try 2 b cute w it. any time u wanna yeet jus peep the gif again & forgive me bc Look At Her ! )

POWERS ( more info here )

hypnokinesis — p much made her a glorified babysitter w lynch-esque wacko dreams. it got stronger naturally as she got older, but jus w herself n eventually the ppl shes real close w. its also gotten a lot better since comin to eonia

seeing gods in dreams — she doesnt hang out w em every fridays at tgifs but like ,,, if she had Pertinent Questions she cud smhw make it happen. found out abt her being a demigod at age 10 when she met hypnos

memory retrieval — shes got great memry of her own but bc she knows it can help w grief n all that, shes been learnin in eonia how to do it 4 others if they mayb wanted it

BIO POINTS

her single ma died during childbirth so jane's been in the foster care system since 5ever. attempts at reunification nvr worked out but thankfully she got real lucky w her group home and foster families. twas stable enough to not emotionally scar her even further but the instability of it all was fosho a big ol’ lot and has influenced her rigidness in sum aspects of her life

she lived p much as a mortal even tho her powers r a lil freaky. never went to camp but it worked out bc all her abilities r internal and cannot be Perceived by others. she had a talk w hypnos abt what 2 do n he mentioned camps but also gave sum monster avoidance tips ( like rarely use ur powers, maybe learn self defense, yada yada ) n she jus ,,, did that so she cud continue livin real normal w the mortals. logistics of camp stressed her out esp bc shes livin w non-family n stuff yk it was All Too Much, miss her w the added demigod stress tyvm

got married at 23 to her childhood sweetums luis, but he ,,, died abt a yr later fr a car accident. coma for 2 weeks n jane p much slept the entire time in his hospital room, visitin his dreams n talkin to him. twas a life support sitch so they eventually decided to pull da plug whch was real sad but like she's processed it 2 da best of her abilities. her powers helped a lot in the coping too n she visits memories of him in her dreams smtms when it gets real sad then shes ok again bc life goes on n life is pretty uwu

bc of her bg round kids of all kinds, shes always been passionate abt em. always takin babysittin/tutor gigs and went to community college so she cud teach n then worked as an elem teacher. only started considerin goin 2 eonia 4 postgrad when she had a student who showed signs n strugglez of bein a demigod. she eventually got to talk to their godly parent 2 confirm n she was shocked pikachu meme, real concerned for all those youngins who hav no clue what to do ! or how to cope ! bc they cant facetime w the olympians lyk she can ! so cue her discussin eonia w luis a lot then a year after the accident, broke out the pro-con list again. took abt *checks watch* another yr til she finally decided to zoom 2 athens but then whoosh she did !

PERSONALITY

yearning ? idk her — shes can be a bit of a take it as is typa chick. can be a lil literal jsksj not dumb but like ,,, def doesnt read into things enuff to pine n long n year yk. some things might def fly over her head. she says Yes To Serotonin in this house. she dk the the mitskis n the sikens n the carsons ; its all mary oliver up in this joint. we just tryna luv life n be grateful folkz

le freak, say chic ! — control freak, that is. growin up in an unstable envi meant shed cling 2 stability n independence, wrvr she cud get it. so when it comes 2 the way she does things, she can be real a heel digger. also bc she has 2 deal w kids yk so it can b A Lot n shes v stern lyk dat. ofc she wont infantilize the eonians .,,,. or will she ? big sis vibes outta control. she means well tho always always means well. itll also b v hard to get her 2 giv up on sum1 bc life ? she luvs it n knows u can too

changes by david bowie — is decidedly skipped on the playlist. she doesnt like change !!! i mean she knows its inevitable but still not entire unavoidable. ever since she got out of the system, shes had a partner n her own way of doing things n its been workin out so why change it yk ? she says time may change me but jokes on u i can sorta trace time

rip but im different — this goes out to all em whores in this house. she respectz ur hustle but like ,,,, not her thang. girl doesnt even get drunk when she drinks bc she doesnt rlly drink sksjsk doesnt like the taste of it, big baby ! but like she's Lived, its more like. ok tried it, not for me. thanks tho. also for all the meanies in the house, y’all perplex her. shes empathetic n wont show the judgement but smtms shes lowkey lyk .,., ur how old n u had all this goin 4 u n ur still so rotten ? how u actin like a 7yo w a trantrum ? scratch head, make it make sense

at least u tried — dad jokes, bad puns, tries to be big jokester but isn't funny. she's pretty tho so she gets away with it. idk wht else 2 say ur honor. shes the type thatll embarrass u w affection

well that was Awkward — probably sum1 abt her if they see her actin a Fool bc shes in a foreign sitch or topic. when shes a fish outta water then she can be so ! easily ! flustered ! which is p much her in eonia. shes not new new but theres way 2 much godly shennanigans for her to wrap her head ‘round n sis has never gone to camp so its ice bucket challenge level shock from time to time still w da magics n lore

til death do us part — yknow when death cab for cutie said i knew that u wer a truth i wud rather lose than 2 hav nvr lain beside at all ? how abt when they wrecked me by rudely sayin love is watching sum1 die ? yes ? no ? nywy thats jane 4 ya. if she loves then shes in and if shes in then she is all in, luke danes stylez

was that a vivid enough picture or did i just word vom the same things agen n agen sjksjs jus know shes cute n sweet if a lil frustrating n annoying bc shes stubbornpants mcgee. may or may not have a slight compulsion to help fix other ppl ..,,.. someone set her str8 n tell her fix u by coldplay isnt it !!!

OTHER INFO

5′9″ born 4 october 1994, virgo sun n moon

not a freshie ! idk how long her program is but like ,,, lets ignore that 4 now ok jus kno that she been here a while

yogi & boxing enthusiast back at home. hc her mans got real into the martial arts w her when hypnos told her she gotta learn how 2 defend so that was one of their things : bonding by workouts so jane cud protecc herself if need be

her maiden name’s jane fulton. got her mommas surname but the name jane ? thats some jane doe bs some rando picked out for her which she hated at first but then seeing tarzan made her go hmmm, ok bet !

lgbtq+ alliance president ! identifies as pan

she met her late hubbie when they were abt 7ish, real friends 2 lovers cuteness. jane was there for him throughout his entire coming out & transition ergo her passion for the community esp queer kids bc she was That Cis Ally for her mans. wears her ring as a real lowkey necklace now

shes also real passionate abt sleep. will ask u how did u sleep last night p much every day u see her bc ppl spend like half their lives asleep catherine ofc shes gonna ask

her fave thing abt eonia ? the whole siblings bit. shes had 2 make do w what she got n build a family from scratch so this ? she luvs it a lot let her give u kithes hypnos babies

shes p well versed in the greek thingies but only thru the knowledge mortals gets + dream info. after her realizin who she is, all things ancient greek jus sorta became her niche interest ykwim ? shes not like Super Learned abt it more like ,,, ok i gotta at least make Sum sense outta all this, gotta learn what i can. imagin how embarrassin it wud b 2 see a god in ur dream n then go : sorry to this man. nope. not jane, not her, nuh-uh

luv languages : words, acts of service, physical touch !

useless hcs but she loves disney sfm ok. smtms dresses up as princess tiana for bday parties n shit bc shell do nythin 2 put a smile on the kids n babs faces

ya like jazz ? bc jane surely does ! adores motown & 60s music. nina simone owns her. no one drag peggy lee from 101 dalmatians ! not an important hc but i jus wanted to quote my bubble butt winged bee lover barry

POSSIBLE CONNECTIONS

children ! infants ! babies !

demigods that make her scratch head damn u live like this ? but also wud knife emoji to protect n care for. shes not the oldest on campus but shes been livin independently p much her entire life so she finks shes got a tight grasp on the myth that is Adulting

srsly tho the Big Sis vibes is off the charts w this one. shell perserve u dumdums

baddie influencies !

convince her 2 get drunk at a party ! bc she never does. convince her to maybe try drugs ! or go hook up ! do smths impulsive idk jus smth new !

gl tho bc shes not rlly ,,, easily influenced But she can b reasoned w ! in general i fink its just gonna be a fun dynamic if y/m knows how to coax sum wildness outta her or w/e bc thotty yummy theyre hotty yolo rzning jus wont do w this gal. will most likely get argumentative like a big ol momma hen but if u win then ur winning big

Sleep Now or forever hold ur peace !

idk sum1 she helps w their messy sleep ? shes def not super public w it, surely knows her other siblings r Better at it but if y’all are close, she probs enjoys doin it 4 ya. she runs her hair thru fingers a lot when she does it. like a lot a lot unless u tell her to get lost

lover boi, lover gorl, lover enby !

she can be a lil traditional when it comes to how she views rels. she wants all that meetcute courting bs ! no gender roles tho n u best be sure shes not constantly comparin w her late hubbie ,,, but she jus wants smth magical n 2 be wooed again yk ?

so yea ,,, crushers mayhaps ? sum1 who is tryin 2 woo her ? sum1 she had a meetcute w and now janes got lowkey heart eyes for em ? idk lotsa possiblities but pls keep in mind she is not good at the flirtings so hav mercy on her

eonia tour guide !

or jus friends who like ,,, constnatly fill her in w all the godly stuff n whatnot. years of not goin 2 camps mean u miss out on a lot ! explore ruins w her n get her info her mortal educ didnt make her privy 2 yk

head real empty atm i will think of sum n let y’all know when i do, but give us all the conekshunz. friends, enemies, the usual bit, lgbtq alliance peeps, lmk whats up whats done whats cookin we want it all

( shes p much a new muse n da result of me tryna bring in an emotionally healthy kid to this sad sad university. janes in a v good well-adjusted place rn n is my therapy muse bc that other bitch m** is a messy handful. but wbk life aint linear so mayhaps shit’ll hit da fan or one of y/m will ruin her lmfao press f pls ! but also color me eyes emoji bc we love to see it )

#euintro

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xmyhappyplacex · 4 years

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selfishmachinez-archive · 5 years

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Hey honey!! I hope you are doing okay but if you aren’t I’m sending you positive energy and hoping you feel better. So since I’m finally back I wanted to ask who your favorite youtubers are? because I saw you mentioned youtube rewind earlier, which I honestly thought was a big mess. Also if you could give me some song recs because I wanna know what you enjoy and to see what we have in common!! I also just wanna find new music and maybe find new youtubers to watch.❣️🖤

okay this is gonna be rlly long probably bc im gonna put everything into sections so im gonna do a cut thingy and also tag it as “long post” for those who dont wanna scroll thru it all sdgfhjkl

so for youtubers i watch a lot of them bc i dont watch normal tv nor do i have netflix/hulu.

gamers: markiplier, jacksepticeye, pewdiepie, crankgameplays, captainsparklez, cinnamontoastken, dan and phil games, cryaotic

commentators: pyrocynical, memeulous, imallexx, willne, anything4views, inabber, cody ko, adoseofbuckley, yoel rekts!, chris ray gun, h3h3productions

political/social issue/news commentators (time to get controversial): blaire white, hunter avallone, shoe0nhead, anthony brian logan, lauren southern, jaclyn glenn, ready to glare, philip defranco, rebel media, lauren chen, milo yiannopolous has a youtube channel but hes… a lot rn, stevencrowder

spooky guys nd gals: rob dyke, cayleigh elise, reignbot, mrcreepypasta, creepsmcpasta, theres more i just cant think of names

muas: james charles, jeffree star, glam & gore, madeyewlook, gabriel zamoa, nikkietutorials

education: vsauce, scishow, game theory, film theory, kati morton, psych2go, cg kid, asapscience

etc: rusty cage, idubbbz, filthy frank (rip), maxmoefoe, myah alanna, boyinaband, brandon rogers, hope for paws, colleen ballinger, miss london, kalvin garrah, st0rmryan, sam collins, trisha paytas, good mythical morning, the try guys, jacksfilms, josh peck, first we feast, kurtis conner, shane dawson, jenna marbles, roly, rosanna pansino, supercarlinbrothers, ryland adams, tana mongeau, eugenia cooney, gabbie hanna, joe santagato, drew monson, garrett watts

OKAY NOW FOR MUSIC and its only gonna get longer and worse from here. also different formatting. ur probably like “pls perish i regret sending this ask”. im gonna try to stick with 10 songs max for each genre and if you wanna skip this section all together my spotify is hatefuckz.

rap/hip-hop/anything else in this similar genre:

monz - real one (ft myah)

myah - throwin paper. all her other songs are amazing too

anything by lil peep !!

lil xan - far

rich brian - glow like dat

joji - bitterfuck

joji - pills

all of post malones stuff is rlly good

xxxtentacion is good depending on what ur into. if ur into like,, heavier rap check out his older stuff but if ur into more emotional tracks his newer stuff might interest u

emo shit:

falling in reverse - sink or swim

fall out boy - sugar were going down swinging

hawthorne heights - silver bullet

bring me the horizon - shadow moses

panic at the disco - lying is the most fun a girl can have

hawthrone heights - ohio is for lovers

everything by pierce the veil is amazing

fit for rivals - damage

country:

rascal flatts - life is a highway

carrie underwood - before he cheats

blake shelton - honey bee

miranda lambert - kerosene

laura bell bundy - giddy on up (giddy on out)

jake owen - barefoot blue jean night

jason aldean - my kinda party

trace adkins - honky tonk badonkadonk

metal (or just rlly hardcore stuff idk nobody come at me its 3am):

rings of saturn - natural selection

bring me the horizon - alligator blood

motionless in white - immaculate misconception

white chapel - the saw is the law

attila - middle fingers up

attila - party with the devil

suicide silence - fuck everything

chelsea grin - playing with fire

slipknot - disasterpiece

acoustic punk:

mischief brew - gimme coffee, or death

human kitten - i dont want to be sad

sledding with tigers - that one limp bizkit song

neck deep - december

a day to remember - if it means a lot to you

ajj - brave as a noun. also all their other stuff

literally everything by crywank

just nick - cliche filler punk song

one night stand in north dakota - suicide is painful

panuccis pizza - i killed arbor day for you

if you want any specific genres or anything just send another ask nd ill gladly give u more stuff

also obviously i listen to nd adore 1d nd some other artists i forgot to add. flatsound being another.

#long post

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kixionary · 6 years

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#myrapbook Cappadonna. - Winter warz You heard other raps before but kept waiting For the Son of Song, I keep dancehalls strong Beats never worthy of my cause, I prolong Extravangza, time sits still No propaganda, be wary of the skill As I bring forth the music, make love to your eardrum Dedicated to rap nigga beware of the fearsome Lebanon Don, Malcolm X beat threat CD massacre, murder to cassette I blow the shop up, you ain't seen nothing yet One man ran, trying to get away from it Put your bifocal on, watch me a-cometh Into your chamber like Freddy enter dream Discombumberate your technique and your scheme Four course applause, like a black dat to dat You're stuck on stupid like I'm stuck on the map Nowhere to go except next show bro Entertaining motherfuckers can't stop O In battling, you don't want me to start tattling All up on the stage cause y'all snakes keep rattling Bitch, you ain't got nothing on the rich Every other day my whole dress code switch So just in case you want to clock me like Sherry All y'all crab bitches ain't got to worry Can't get a nigga like Don dime a dozen Even if I'm smoked out I can't be scoped out I'm too ill, I represent Park Hill See my face on the twenty dollar bill Cash it in, and get ten dollars back The fat LP with Cappachino on the wax Pass it in your thing, put valve up to twelve Put all the other LP's back on the shelf And smoke a blunt, and dial 9-1-7 1-6-0-4-9-3-11 And you could get long dick Hip Hop affection I damage any MC who step in my direction I'm Staten Island's best son fuck what you heard Niggas still talking that shit is absurd My repertoire, is U.S.S.R P.L.O. style got thrown out the car And ran over, by the Method Man jeep Divine can't define my style is so deep Like pussy, my low cut fade stay bushy Like a porcupine, I part backs like a spine Gut you like a blunt and reconstruct your design I know you want to diss me, but I can read your mind Cos you weak in the knees, like SWV Trying to get a title like Wu Killa Bee Kid change your habit, you know I'm friends with the Abbott Me and RZA Rob name printed in the tablet Under vets, we paid our debts for mad years Hibernate the sound... #dope #music

#myrapbook #dope #music

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milanmatens-blog · 6 years

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Film: Ready Player One

Never, ever underestimate Steven Spielberg. That’s the biggest takeaway from “Ready Player One,” an immersive sci-fi spectacle about a future overrun by virtual reality gaming, and the world’s most famous commercial director has transformed it into a mesmerizing blockbuster steeped in callbacks to the best of them. It runs too long and drags a bunch in its final third, but make no mistake: This is Spielberg’s biggest crowdpleaser in years, a CGI ride that wields the technology with an eye for payoff. It’s also his most stylized movie since “A.I.: Artificial Intelligence,” though a lot more fun, with a cavalcade of visuals leaving the impression that he watched a bunch of Luc Besson movies and decided he could outdo them all. The result is an astonishing sci-fi spectacle and a relentless nostalgia trip at once.

Ernest Cline’s 2011 novel compensated for its literary shortcomings with a phenomenal premise, a precise futuristic vision just familiar enough to seem viable. In the year 2045, while much of the world lies in poor shape and the bulk of humanity wastes its days in the Oasis, a massive virtual reality designed by the late billionaire tech genius James Halliday (Mark Rylance, seen in flashbacks under an unkempt wig and a strange American accent) and his business partner (Simon Pegg). Diehard players wear avatars of their choosing as they roam through the Oasis’ sprawling galaxies, engaging with a plethora of pop-culture reference points (Batman! Transformers! “Back to the Future”!) that inspired geeky Hallidan, an ’80s kid who probably grew up on Spielberg movies, too. The premise is ideally suited for a pricey studio production: The bulk of its scenes unfold in a digital world, opening the floodgates for an overwhelming CGI pileup that steals from revered big-budget movies because that’s what the players do, too.

Spielberg and screenwriter Zak Penn are faithful to the book’s protagonist, disgruntled Ohio orphan Wade Watts (Tye Sheridan) who escapes a drab routine with his aunt and her abusive boyfriend by living in a trailer nearby. Most of the time, he’s buried in his VR headset and wandering the Oasis as Parzival, who looks like a cheap Final Fantasy knockoff, and hangs with his best pal Aech (Lena Waithe). The friends have never met in real life, but they don’t really need to — their entire social lives exist within the confines of the Oasis, where they join an endless stream of players in following the breadcrumbs Halliday left when he died: Find all the clues leading to a series of hidden keys in his world, and his company’s stock belongs to you.

This futuristic Willy Wonka setup leads players to engage in a trepidatious online racetrack populated by a hilarious range of threats, from King Kong to a T.rex straight out of “Jurassic Park” (one of the few times Spielberg references one of his own credits). Wade’s an expert gamer, but nobody gets past Kong — not even Ar3mis (Olivia Cook), the pink-haired speed demon with whom Wade’s utterly smitten. There’s nothing particularly unique about Wade, but the movie’s throwbacks extend to its live-action scenes as well: He’s the typical white kid ready to rule the world, a Spielberg staple since “E.T.”, and through perseverance he finally cracks the code to get to the first key. Intrigued (and possibly a little smitten herself), Ar3mis joins forces with Wade/Parzival and Aech in a quest to find the other keys.

This prolonged setup inevitably leads to some major complications courtesy of the movie’s central villain, corporate overlord Nolan (Ben Mendelsohn), who employs an entire army to find the keys before Wade and his pals. Aided by a gothic monster henchman named i-R0k (who talks like Skeletor and sounds, hilariously, like T.J. Miller), Nolan concocts an evil scheme to take control of the Oasis before those annoying kids nab the prize. From there, “Ready Player One” trips over its exciting momentum, tumbling into a series of flashy battle sequences and rapid-fire strategy sessions until it finally winds back to a satisfying conclusion.

Nevertheless, the first hour marks some of the most viscerally engaging filmmaking Spielberg has ever done, starting with the moment Wade speeds through a virtual racetrack in a DeLorean time machine (Robert Zemeckis gets more than one nod) and continuing into a holographic showdown that pitches into the real world.

In Cline’s book, a lethal twist leads the character into a bleak, solitary chapter of his life that Spielberg’s too earnest to touch; instead, the movie becomes a triumphant tale of gamers taking charge on the battlefield. “Ready Player One” wants to make people who love its references celebrate them all over again. While it lacks edge, subtlety, or the genuine dread to explore life in a complete technocracy, it does find the Iron Giant battling Mechagodzilla while a rock-heavy soundtrack featuring everything from Blondie to the Bee Gees underscores the mayhem.

Penn’s screenplay (co-credited to Kline) lands on a few enticing moments outside the Oasis, most of which revolve around Mendolsohn’s character, a wonderful caricature of an executive eager to exploit his product even as he knows nothing about it. (When Wade challenges Nolan with trivia about John Hughes movies, Nolan shoots back with help from a lackey whispering the answers in his ear.)

“You think I’m just a corporate asshole,” Nolan says, and Spielberg may as well be saying the same thing to a skeptical audience: On paper, “Ready Player One” certainly looks like another ill-conceived Hollywood product, but this 71-year-old Hollywood veteran is determined to make something better than that. The movie’s greatest sequence is a prolonged homage to Stanley Kubrick’s “The Shining” too rich with details to spoil here, but needless to say, this is not a brainless blockbuster so much as an attempt to elevate the blockbuster form in its own language.

Once “Ready Player One” winds down, it can’t match the ecstatic contact high of encountering the movie’s trickery from the outset. The bulk of the live-action scenes lack the crisp energy of the Oasis, and Spielberg can’t match the forward momentum with character depth to spare. Wade and his pals have backstories, but they mostly just dangle in the background. This should come as no surprise in a movie that fetishizes its technological polish. As one savvy player puts it, “Reality is a bummer.”

Eventually, “Ready Player One” becomes the very thing its characters admire, a preponderance of commercial entertainment smashed together into singular blockbuster chaos. Spielberg’s roving digital camera (for the first time, this celluloid fetishist has reason to abandon ship) is aided by effective motion-capture performances and ever-changing landscapes. None of that changes the retrograde gender politics: This is a typical boy’s movie that will strike younger audiences as being out of sync with the current moment (just imagine what might happen if Waithe and Sheridan traded places), but then, so’s the nostalgia-laden Oasis.

“Ready Player One” is one of the more clever excuses to run wild with special effects. Of course, that outcome makes sense from a filmmaker whose entire legacy has been steeped in showmanship. As it cycles through dozens of references to past achievements, “Ready Player One” amounts to a frenetic attempt at remaking the past 30-odd years of popular culture by one of its greatest architects. Without seeing the movie, it’s hard to imagine anyone could turn it into a satisfying product; by the end, it’s clear that only Steven Spielberg can.

Eric Kohn

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Als eerste wil ik meegeven dat deze film mij vanaf het moment dat ik erover wist aansprak. Steven Spielberg is met deze film dan ook gericht op een specifieke doelgroep.

Vooral het eerste uur zit de film vol met CGI. Ik ben akkoord met het feit dat dit Spielbergs meest aantrekkelijke film is om te kijken. Je fantasie slaat op hol bij het kijken van al de mogelijkheden die ‘The Oasis’ te bieden heeft. Steven laat duidelijk zien hoe creatief hij kan zijn en trekt hiermee veel mensen van mijn leeftijd aan.

Trouwe gamers zullen veel van de ontelbare referenties in de film zonder enige twijfel hebben opgemerkt. Ik persoonlijk heb redelijk wat personages gezien van games die ik zelf speel of ken. Dit was een groot pluspunt voor mij en waarschijnlijk ook voor vele anderen. Mensen die niet gekend zijn met de gamewereld zullen zich niet thuis voelen in deze film. Zoals Eric Kohn zegt: Het is een echte jongensfilm.

Jammer genoeg ben ik ook akkoord met het tekort aan diepgang van de personages. Het eerste uur vol CGI laat je met teleurstelling wachten in het tweede uur. Het hoofdpersonage en zijn vrienden net als de slechteriken hebben amper tot geen achtergrondverhaal. Het contrast van actie in ‘The Oasis’ en van in de echte wereld is te groot waardoor alles wat er in werkelijkheid gebeurd ronduit saai is.

De humor in het verhaal is zwak en vaak zelfs misplaatst wat de scène en de identiteit of het karakter van het personage in kwestie verpest. Het plot is ook wat teveel zwart wit naar mijn mening. Het cliché ‘Het goede verliest altijd van het kwade’ komt teveel tot uiting.

Al bij al was de film aangenaam om te kijken. Steven Spielberg is de geknipte persoon om een evenwicht tussen inhoud en beeld te zoeken. Ook al was het alles behalve perfect, niemand had het beter gekund. Het acteren was zeker meer dan ok. Tye Sheridan paste perfect bij zijn personage als Wade. Ik had hoge verwachtingen die niet volledig werden voldaan maar het is niet je alledaagse blockbuster.

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rainbowshapedspace · 6 years

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Answer 1 through 92!! No question should go unanswered.

Oh damn okay

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

Not sure

2. Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

Yep, twice

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

Hell yeah lmao

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

Yep

6. What are you excited for?

DR (Dystopia Rising, it’s a LARP I go to) and to try ADHD meds again so maybe I might be able to focus on my homework lmao

7. What happened tonight?

?? it’s 3pm?

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

Nah live your life girl

9. Is confidence cute?

Hell yeah

10. What is the last beverage you had?

Dat focus juice (coffee)

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

Oh yikes um…not very many, only people who are really close to me

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

Yup, wearing them rn

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

Not sure, I’d like to get drunk tbh

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

Probably DR

15. When was the last time you cried? Why?

A couple days ago because I was listening to a song and the sound quality was SO GOOD AND AAAAAAAAA

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

Yeah, I mean everyone changes gradually over time

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I honestly don’t know, Arron maybe?

18. The last time you felt broken?

Maybe like a month ago? I don’t know tbh

19. Have you had sex today?

Unfortunately no

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

This is so vague lmao but yeah I am, I’m realizing that I’m not as mentally ill as originally thought, and that I know what steps I can take to make myself happier

21. Are you in a good mood?

Yep

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

Probably not, but who knows

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

Yes

24. What do you want right this second?

To be able to fully focus on my homework and also for someone to turn up the heat in the ITCC gotdamn

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

I mean I would be sad but it’s not like I have any authority over them, they can do whatever they want. Now if we were in a relationship then that would be a different story…

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

Yep

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

Nope

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

bONK

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

Yes

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

Everyone? No. Most? Yes

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

Not at all

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

Nope

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

YEP I can’t do bubbles it’s sensory hell

34. Listening to?

These weird howling wind noises that the ITCC is making rn it’s really creepy

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

Yeah

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

On campus somewhere

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yes

38. Who did you last call?

My doctor

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

Claire at DR

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

I was bored lmao

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

Oh man I dunno, a while ago

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

Oh yeah lmao

44. Do you tan in the nude?

Bruh I am ginger I don’t tan

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

Eh, I’m kinda indifferent about it

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

47. Who was the last person to call you?

Chris

48. Do you sing in the shower?

Sometimes

49. Do you dance in the car?

Sometimes

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

Yeah, a couple times, I still don’t really know how to do it

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

Oh man I dunno, a long time ago

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

53. Is Christmas stressful?

Oh yeah

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

I don’t think so

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

Apple I guess if I had to pick one

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

A scientist

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

Hell yeah

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

Yep

59. Take a vitamin daily?

If I remember, so no lmao

60. Wear slippers?

Sometimes

61. Wear a bath robe?

Sometimes

62. What do you wear to bed?

T-shirt and shorts

63. First concert?

Furthur

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

T-T-T-T-T-T-TARGET

65. Nike or Adidas?

Nike I guess? I don’t really have a preference

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

Fritos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Peanuts

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

Style

69. Ever take dance lessons?

Nope

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Maybe computer science since I’m in the field too, but idk

71. Can you curl your tongue?

Yep

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

God no, I have this processing issue where it’s really hard for me to spell out words one letter at a time so a spelling bee would be a nightmare for me

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Yep

74. What is your favorite book?

East by Edith Pattou

75. Do you study better with or without music?

It depends on what I’m doing, I like to listen to music while I study but I can’t listen to music with words while I’m reading something

76. Regularly burn incense?

77. Ever been in love?

Yes

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

Arctic Monkeys, The Black Keys, and Radical Face

79. What was the last concert you saw?

Fall Out Boy!!

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

Neither

81. Tea or coffee?

Coffee

82. Favorite type of cookie?

Entenmann’s chocolate chip cookies, or those super soft sugar cookies with frosting from the grocery store

83. Can you swim well?

I don’t know how to “properly” swim, like different strokes or whatever, but I can keep myself from drowning so that’s good

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yep

85. Are you patient?

Nope lmao

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

Ooooo that’s tough, but probably live music would be better

87. Ever won a contest?

Yeah I think I’ve won a couple raffles for things

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

89. Which are better black or green olives?

Eww neither

90. Is there someone mad because you are dating/ talking to the person you are?

OH YEAH GIRL YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW LMAOOOO

91. Best room for a fireplace?

Living room? I guess?

92. Do you want to get married?

Yes

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LUCY, THE SHOPPING EXPERT

S1;E20 ~ February 17, 1969

Directed by Jack Donohue ~ Written by Milt Josefsberg and Al Schwartz

Synopsis

Craig gets a part-time job in a supermarket to earn money to buy a surfboard. At the same time, Lucy is giving Kim some valuable lessons in smart shopping. When the two accidentally converge, chaos ensues - naturally!

Regular Cast

Lucille Ball (Lucy Carter), Gale Gordon (Harrison Otis Carter), Lucie Arnaz (Kim Carter), Desi Arnaz Jr. (Craig Carter)

Guest Cast

William Lanteau (Mr. Sherwood, Supermarket Manager) first appeared with Lucille Ball in The Facts of Life (1960). In addition to an episode of “The Lucy Show,” Lanteau did four episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” He is best remembered for playing Charlie the Mailman in the play and the film On Golden Pond (1981).

Mr. Sherwood is the winner of the Golden Can Award for his shelf arrangements.

Ernest Sarracino (Mr. Nicoletti, Produce Manager) played the Judge in “Lucy and the Runaway Butterfly” (TLS S1;E29), also directed by Jack Donohue. This is the first of his two episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” His screen acting credits span from 1939 to 1994.

Although never actually referred to as Mr. Nicoletti, the character is credited in honor of Louis Nicoletti, a long-time member of the Desilu family who was the assistant director of “Here's Lucy” from 1968 to 1969, including this episode. In addition to making on camera appearances on “I Love Lucy” and “The Lucy Show,” there were two characters named after him on “I Love Lucy.” Here the character is played as a stereotypical Italian fruit vendor and speaks in Italian to Lucy: “You make-a da dent? Dat's-a 39 cents!”

Irwin Charone (Mr. Garfield, of the Nippy Whippy Whipped Cream Company) made five appearances on “The Lucy Show.” The expressive character actor also did an equal number of “Here’s Lucy” episodes. He died in January 2016 in Maplewood, New Jersey, at the age of 93.

The restaurant patrons and supermarket shoppers are played by uncredited background players.

At the start of the episode Kim brings home ethnic foods because the grocer Mr. Goldapper recommended them. This is an inside joke as Goldapper is Gary Morton's real last name. Gary Morton's loud guffaw can be distinctly heard on the soundtrack throughout the episode.

Craig says he knows all about the facts of life since he was seven because he watched “Peyton Place.” Based on a 1956 novel, “Peyton Place” was a primetime soap opera that aired on ABC from 1964 to 1969. The title has become synonymous with the personal problems and scandals of small-town life. It was mentioned several times on “The Lucy Show” including in “Lucy and Joan” (TLS S4;E4) which also took place in a supermarket.

Instead of “Peyton Place,” Harry says he regrets wasting his time watching “Captain Kangaroo.” “Captain Kangaroo” was a children’s television series that aired weekday mornings on CBS from October 1955 to December 1984. The Captain (Bob Keeshan, above right) would tell stories, meet guests, and indulge in silly stunts with regular characters, both humans and puppets. Captain Kangaroo was previously mentioned on several episodes of “The Lucy Show.”

Gale Gordon's monologue about the birds and the bees is nearly four minutes long and gets a round of applause from the studio audience. It is highly unlikely that teenage Craig would let him go on so long when all he wants is $100!

There is a poster in the supermarket featuring pumpkins and pilgrims so this episode was likely filmed in November 1968.

While most of the prop canned goods look like actual products, the cans of Chef Claudio's Ravioli Dinner look like something contrived by the Desilu prop department. It is likely a tribute to director Claudio Guzman, who started with the company in 1958 and directed 15 episodes of “The Lucy Show.” He was best known for his association with “I Dream of Jeannie” (1966-70). Curiously, although they are visible on camera, they are never referred to in the dialogue – or at least it didn't make the final cut.

Some sample 1969 supermarket prices:

Cantaloupe Melons are 39 cents each.

Strawberries are 50 cents a pint basket.

Medium Eggs are 53 cents a dozen.

Lucy says the store puts the nicest looking strawberries on top of the basket, but underneath “things can be as rotten as the Harper Valley PTA”! “Harper Valley PTA" is a country song written by Tom T. Hall that was a hit single for Jeannie C. Riley in 1968. Riley's record sold over six million copies. The song lyrics tell the story of a woman who is accused of immorality by her daughter's junior high PTA and how she gets her revenge on her hypocritical accusers. The song later gave life to a film (starring Barbara Eden) and a failed television series.

When Lucy is sloshing the cans to hear how full they are, the clerk asks if she expects to hear Lawrence Welk. Lawrence Welk (1903-92, above) was a musician, accordionist, bandleader, and television impresario, who hosted TV’s “The Lawrence Welk Show” from 1951 to 1982. Welk was mentioned several times on “The Lucy Show” and also on “Lucy's Birthday” (S1;E8). Welk will play himself on a 1970 episode of “Here's Lucy” (above, with Vivian Vance).

Later, when Lucy is holding up the eggs to the light, he tells her they are eggs, “not the Hope Diamond.” The Hope Diamond is one of the most famous jewels in the world, dating back almost four centuries. It is housed in the Smithsonian Institute.

Lucy is never able to control nozzles and hoses – even on the tip of a can of whipped cream. The end of the episode is actually a good excuse for a cream pie fight – without the pies!

A banner in the supermarket advertises a “Storyland Sale” - whatever that may be! The same banner was used in a supermarket in “Lucy and Joan” (TLS S4;E4).

Lucy Carmichael also hangs around several different supermarkets to buy a lot of cans of Bailey's Beans for her get-rich-quick scheme in “Lucy the Bean Queen” (TLS S5;E3).

In this episode, Kim says about her Uncle Harry: “Compared to him, Jack Benny is a regular Diamond Jim Brady.”

On “The Lucy Show,” Lucy Carmichael says to Mr. Mooney: “Compared to you, Jack Benny is Diamond Jim Brady.”

Comedian Jack Benny (1894-1974, inset right) was a frequent guest star on both shows. His comic persona was that of a skinflint who had every penny he ever made. The same evening this episode first aired, Lucille Ball appeared on Benny’s birthday special on NBC. James Buchanan Brady (1856-1917, inset left) was a real-life millionaire and philanthropist who was fond of jewels (hence the nickname). Brady was first mentioned in “The Business Manager” (ILL S4;E1).

Craig says he learned the facts of life at age seven while watching “Petyon Place.” If Desi Arnaz Jr. and Craig are the same age (15 or 16), he would have to have turned 7 in 1960. “Peyton Place” didn't start airing until 1964. If this were true, the character of Craig Carter would be just 11 or 12 years old!

Craig asks his mother for $100 for a surfboard which Lucy decides against as an unnecessary luxury. However, in “Lucy Visits Jack Benny” (S1;E2), Craig packs his surfboard (much to Lucy's dismay) for his weekend in Palm Springs.

The precariously stacked display of oranges is built on a slanted surface to allow the oranges to more easily tumble to the floor. The gag works by the collapsing the structure on which the oranges are arranged on cue – probably a by a stagehand hidden under the table.

Most of the items in the dairy case have their brand name labels conspicuously taped over. Conveniently, the brand name labels on the canned goods are too small for the camera to pick up, so they aren't obscured.

When the whipped cream spray lands on the end of Mr. Sherwood's nose, Craig takes a cloth and wipes it off. Irwin Charone ad libs the line “Never mind my nose.”

“Lucy, The Shopping Expert” rates 3 Paper Hearts out of 5

This is a very colorful episode full of lots of physical gags and some broad acting from the supporting cast. In the middle of the chaos, Gale Gordon delivers a meandering 4 minute monologue about the birds and the bees - literally. A contrived ending feels forced.

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visions-of-undertale · 7 years

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Yet another human materializes in the void and aggressively dabs to the tune of Rain Drop Top. Their chocolate milk miraculously stays in the glass as they are doing so. The blaring music wakes up Dr. Gaster and now he is even more confused.

#now now let's bee civil here #no need to call the buzz #we'll beehive #the void saga #oh lordy #poor void man #fourth wall weekend

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Princess Mononoke Script- But Better IMHO

You know how I’m always saying that I think I’ve finally gone to far and that I won’t ever be able to top it?

Well, I think it’s safe to say that I think I actually did it this time... I know I say this a lot but I really do think I broke myself, my computer, the english language and the extent of how far someone should go for the sake of pissing everyone off...

The full thing shall be posted in parts on AO3 and FFN (If I can get it to work for me)

In ancient tumes, da land played covered in forests, whr, from ages log pass, dwelt da spirits iph da gods. bak dan, men nd beast lifd in harmony, butt as tym went bye, most iph teh creat forests were destroyed. doase taht remaned were guarded bye gigantic beasts... whu owed their allagiance too teh creat Forest Spirit, 4 doase were teh days iph gods nd demons.

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We jst came from Ji-san.

dif he c somthin?

Yes, in da forest. somat's rong.

da berds haf gone.

da animals too.

ill qo too teh watxhtower nd check wit Ji-san. yuu three hurry bak home nd bee quick abote it.

All rite. bee careful!

Huh? somthin's there.

Ji-san, dif yuu c it too?

i dif. It isant human.

thee wise woman's calling errbody bak tuh thee village.

Their. Lo0k. It's sum kind iph demon!

ah demon?

Run, Yakul! Run!

It's headed forr d village. i've qot tuh stopp it.

Prince Ashetaka, wit! b careful! dat thing iz cursed! don,t let it tooch yuu!

hear, Yakul! clam ur fury, o myty lord! wateva yew may b, god or demon, plz leave us in piece!

da monster!

comr on!

got bck! pliz! Leave a village lone! stopp! pliz! stopp!

git p!

Run!

cum on! Hurry!

He killd it!

Ashetaka!

Fetch tha wise woman!

dnt put tha fire out yet.

Ashytaka! ate ya all rite?

Kaya, don,t tooch it. duh's wound iz evil.

teh prince has been heart.

whr iz d wise woman?

her she comrs!

yew most keep away from him, all iph yew. evryone, stay bak.

want shall we do?

takke d's n pour it over he's wound, caild, slowly.

All rite.

O nameless god iph rage ans have, i bow brfore yhu. ah mound wiil b raised ans funarl rites performed on d's grond whr yhu haf falen. Pass on in piece ans bear us knw hatred.

digesting kittle creatures, soon all iph yuu wiil fell mah hte... n suffer as i haf suffered.

um aftiaf tha's iz very bad. tha stones tell meh tha boar god came from far too tha west. He hahd sumome kind iph poson inside him, driving him madd, ah posonous hatred daf consumed he's hart nd flesh... nd truned him in2 ah demon monster. Prince Ashytaka?

Yes?

Show evryone ur right arm.

wat's it meen?

mah prince, r yew prepared tuh learn... wat fate da stones haf foretold yew?

Yes, i was prepared thee very moment tht i let myh arrow fly.

Mmm. thee infection wiil spreid threwout u're hole body, bone ans flesh alike. It wiil cause u creat paine ans tham kil u.

iz there knw wag we kan stopp it?

da prince qot dat wound bi defending r village ans saving r likes!

Do we jsut sit hear ans wacth him die?

yuu cannot alter ur fate, mu prince. However, yuu kan rise tuh meet it, iph yuu choose. Look at duh's. duh's iron ball was found in duh boar's body. duh's iz waht heart him soo. It shattered he's bones ans burded its wag deep inside him. duh's iz waht truned him in2 ah demon. There iz evil at wonk in duh land tuh duh west, Prince Asitaka. It's yu're fate tuh qo there ans she wt yu kan she whit eyes unclouded bye hat. yu may find ah wag tuh lift duh curse. yu undrstand?

Yes.

We r da last iph da Emishi. It's years sence da Emperor destroyed r tribe... ans drove da remnants iph r pealpe tuh da east. sum managed tuh survive her forr all thesw years, buut da blud iph r tribe has qrown thinner ans weaker whit each generation. nou r last prince most cut he's hair ans leave us, nevet tuh return? summtumes i thank da gods r lughing at us.

ate laws forbid us from washin yhu got, Ashetaka. wateva cums too pass nou, yhu ate ded too us 4evr. Fareweel.

Asitaka!

Kaya, waht ate yhu doing her? yhu knowe it's forbidden.

Do yu thank i care bout tht? i came 2 give yu d's soo yu wan't forgit yu're liitle stither.

u're c riestal dagger. Kaya, i cnt takke da's.

pleas, keep it wit yew, brothr, tuh protect yew. yew hust takke it wit yew. pleas, i wnt yew tuh haf it, soo yew wan't... forgit.

Kaya, yu now i kould nevet forgit yu.

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