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anna-scribbles · 1 year

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comic of my morning

#for a second. he fixes me #anyway i’m going to sleep now #i have a FIVE HOUR LONG grad school interview tomorrow #illegal i tell you #okay goodnight #my art #ml

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rntsuoka · 2 years

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my dumb grass baby

#iwaizumi hajime #haikyuu!!#art #THE DUMBEST HOTTEST GRASS BOY #brb gonna rewatch that ep where iwaoi watch ushiwaka and karasuno #when iwa walks in.......#and jumps over the seats to oikawa #illegal i tell you #listen how is anyone allowed to be as hot as iwa #pretty sure its not allowed and he should be in jail #my sanity is at stake here #911 AN ANIME MAN IS RUINING MY LIFE

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foul-milk · 7 months

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someone check them mclaren books🧐🧐

#illegal i tell you #f1 #qatar gp 2023

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cozy-the-overlord · 1 year

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Good news: I think Tales of the Jedi might have single handedly pulled me out of a depression

Bad news: I now have to give a presentation on queer themes in A Midsummer Night’s Dream and the only thing going on in my brain right now is “the best way I can protect you is to teach you to protect yourself”

#GOSH EPISODE FIVE #ILLEGAL I TELL YOU #also Anakin give me a hug challenge #tales of the jedi #college things

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moeblob · 1 month

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Sorry I forgot Hanneman suggested Byleth undress after they show up with a different hair color. And I miss Hanneman. And also while swapping between Houses and Hopes and seeing Hanneman pop up to help in a Hopes paralogue is just devastating since he doesn't ever actually join you at all and I am denied my old man rights.

So I had to draw this. Thank you for understanding.

#fe three houses #byleth #hanneman von essar #i like that Byleth just kinda stares at him and he realizes WHAT HE SAID and the implications and is like #step back uh forget that I said that #like man so zoned in on research he blurts that out and has to backtrack mentally to AH socially bad to say that my bad #if i need to tag this as anything lemme know even though it is a conversation in game basically (minus the marriage)#also if you have never married hanneman i genuinely enjoyed his s support and was VERY surprised and hes just #honestly one of my favorites overall in 3h ?? and im still bummed i cant play as him in thropes like thats just mean #also i think if byleth was like oh well if its awkward to see someone undress randomly #then marriage would solve the awkwardness this is truly the best deduction #which is really funny that i can see it happening with both leths despite my hc of them #with fyleth as bi and myleth as ace i think both would just be like AH cool we can avoid awkwardness by marriage #and hanneman just wants to go lie down in a ditch because he said something like that #and and byleth doesnt even know about religion while working at church school they dont know about school regulations #that wasnt really on their mind to check ok just saying you could tell byleth no to something #and then they just go oh school policies i understand unfortunately #and the person is like no we just meant its frowned upon to do archery practice in the tea garden its not technically illegal just dont??

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bidoofenergy · 8 months

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happy birthday to the first queer friend i ever made i don't know where you live anymore but i still remember when you told me in the parking lot under our apartment building that you had kissed a boy and we were in one breath terrified and exhilarated

inkskinned / arthur miller / subtleferret (tiktok) / ashe vernon / dykeyphantom / lucy dacus / zinniaparadise (tiktok) / ritika jyala / rincefada (tiktok) / whitealbum

#on friendship #on growing up #web weave #this post has been in my drafts for a bit but its my old friends birthday today and i cant tell you what hes doing for work #or where in toronto he lives or if he has a bf or if he kept his stupid mustache or if he still smiles like he used to #i miss him he was the first queer person i knew irl he had sex with a man when he was 17 and it was still illegal and i was happy for him #my web #web weaving

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tobisaw · 2 months

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release the freelatta image archives - my request

oh my god okay

pic 9 is fanart for @/2bencats drawing it made for me ❤️ couldn’t ask for a better friend

#this is not even close to all of it but will Not be sharing it because it’s either old embarrassing illegible or all of the above #you can tell how old some of these drawings are based on how I draw their hair #hlvrai #tommy coolatta #hlvrai tommy #gordon feetman #hlvrai gordon #freelatta #my art

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0sbrain · 10 months

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i think one of my least favorite troupes in tf2 fanfics has to be scout finds x and y are dating and freaks out/starts being openly homophobic towards them because "canon typical homophobia"

they are mercenaries. fucking contract killers. do you think anyone gives a flying fuck about homosexuality being illegal? you see, they are ok with murder and gruesome violence, HOWEVER they draw the line at two men holding hands because the words on the paper say it's a no no

he would probably tease them because, that's normal that's what friends and annoying coworkers do. and sometimes he might step on a line. but my dear friends. if scout was genuinely homophobic to any of the other mercs, im afraid he wouldn't survive the winter (irse a mimir). he would get snapped by a twig and it doesn't even have to be by the merc he was insulting. anyone in the vicinity would suplex his ass. son, we all suck dick here. get used to it

#also the administrator wouldn't give a flying fuck #she would file it under “potential blackmail if things go south” and leave it as that #because her only investment on the war is draining the Mann brothers of their money and getting to their australium #also this is assuming that homosexuality was illegal in the tf2 universe #which first of all what purpose does it serve to the narrative? that scout says the word faggot?#and secondly do you think that shakesperacles universe needs to 100% accurate to our own?#im not saying you cant do period typical homophobia but it needs to make sense #would a private in the army make remarks towards his veterans in this situation? it's not exactly the same but you get me #this is even without entering into the entire “army gay” debacle #tf2 #i was a little bit mad could you tell

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marlynnofmany · 3 months

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"Where do you get your story ideas?"

"I dunno, sometimes inanimate objects are just having a hard day around me."

#the housecat watching all this is the rich party host's illegal pet tiger #Roomba Maid needs a better job #why yes I am procrastinating right now #how can you tell #roombas #cats #writer life

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andy-clutterbuck · 10 months

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8x08 | How It's Gotta Be

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sisteradelaide · 5 months

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Sir we are as married as this game will let me be to you. WTF.

#I need a manager #you can't have him tell me he wants to end his longing in the new year and then give me this and not give me a way to fix it #this should be illegal #palia #palia game #palia mmo #palia open beta #jel palia #jel omiata

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pantherknight · 2 months

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I am not going to talk about "low morale" because I really don't care, but the tags are extremely wrong.

Source: I spent the last two years in a city in 45 kilometres away from the frontlines (Zaporizhzhia). Air strikes and air defense sound different. While I can't say for sure that there was no time Ukrainian air defense misfired into a residential building ever anywhere, I can guarantee that the most notorious destructions of residential buildings here were all air strikes.

This is what I am direct witness of, but what I saw from destruction of Kharkiw doesn't resemble air defense misfire either. I didn't pay close attention to other cities, but I can believe in situation there being the same.

#it's really funny how i can't voice my opinions irl because they are considered so unpatriotic that are (borderline) illegal #but only is no better either #if you want to be anticommunist on my post - my understanding of the world politics is mostly communist and people irl more or less agree #and the people who have the most nuanced takes are also communists while everyone else tells some fantasy story #there are just clowns in every movement who but into propaganda of any major power #(though it's a little surprising to see such a take from a russian queer - they are usually uncritically pro-ukrainian #(okay i may allow anarchists i am not 100% decided on theoretical foundations)#politics #ukraine #txt

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kangals · 3 months

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approx 20000th time I’ve posted this but just to make it one more. if I don’t hear back about puppy this week I WILL be going froth-at-the-mouth insane about it.

#intense mental battle of me desperately choking out my internal need to Be Annoying (send multiple follow up emails)#needs to be illegal for ppl to tell me ‘soon’#wtf does soon mean. you told me soon TWELVE DAYS AGO #but also I’m scared of asking again bc this will literally be the fourth time I’ll have emailed after being told ‘soon’ and I don’t want #this woman to think I’m annoying. But also I am internally combusting. if u even care.

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aro-culture-is · 9 months

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Not an Aro-culture-is thing but I do have a question you might be able to answer? Is there an aromantic/asexual term for this: AroAce but if I wasn’t I would be gay? It might just be homoplatonic or homoaesthetic but idk if there was a term for it that relates to being AroAce. Thanks! <3

possibly you might vibe with oriented aroace labels, like gay aroace? i'll put this out there for other folks to consider as well, but I feel like oriented terminology sounds the most applicable from my POV.