#illiterate mf

[wonderinc-sonic]

Born to adore E-123 Omega, cursed with Awful Reading Skill and processing failure at the ALL CAPS WRITING STYLE.

#e-123 omega #speaking my truth - this is also why i never write him accurately #i just cant fucking read it that well it tangles me up #i always think im reading a heading or something #or get lost on the page #im really genuinely bad at reading and it is so much worse on a phone where the text moves up the screen #illiterate mf #wonderincs

[thecrystalkid]

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#the fact that jen went from “the only gelfling left” to the only gelfling left is actually devastating #what losing your illiterate swamp gf does to a mf #back to making tdc stuff woo #the dark crystal #tdc #jen and kira #i like making angst but only for the forty year old puppet movie apparently #the dark crystal fanart #fanart #yes i rushed this

[crossbackpoke-check]

Hello, im wehaveagathering from my main blog, im kind of obsessed with your hockey poetry edits and I think your blog is great! I guess I kind of have a dumb question, where do you find the images you use for your edits? Did you say Getty in your tags?? I’ve gotten into making icons recently (and i have ideas for poetry edits hrrrghhh) but it’s hard to find high res images. Thanks for your time and I hope you have a nice day :)

first of all thank you so much 🥹 and second that’s absolutely not a dumb question!! i do pull a lot of images from getty and i’ll also download pictures from sports articles (i got a lot of the hugheses pictures from online access articles, for example), or sometimes from instagram/facebook/twitter if an account is public. freely admitting that i am not technologically advanced? inclined? in the slightest here, but the image editing software that you use and how you import/export photos with it makes a difference in the quality of them as well!

if you haven’t seen them yet, i would also recommend checking out @simmyfrobby @national-hockey-lesbian @hauntedppgpaints @tapedsleeves @starscelly and @captainbradmarchand’s blogs just off the top of my head!!! they might know more places to get high res images and also i love their work 💕🫶

#sorry can’t type hands all butterfly hearts i’m just out here like 🥰🥰🥰🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭💕💕💕 #@ everyone i tagged ty i love you i hope you don’t mind the tag 😘 also i KNOW i am unintentionally forgetting people so tag them at will #forgive me i am eepy. we are running on <4 hours of sleep and over 18 hours awake 🫡 #liv in the replies #join the club!!! join the club!!!!! we love the hockey poetry edits!!!!!! i’m so excited to see what you create!!!!! :))))) #the process of me finding images is very much like. either i have a vision in my head and i troll getty looking for it or my screenshots #if i know i have one l m a o but either way i am always 68 pages deep in a hyper specific search labeling my photos like ‘ohHHH buddy’ #‘menace 1 abd 2’ ‘but he’s not a cup winner’ ‘ohhhh the nolpat media scrums are rich earth’ #‘because WILLY WON’T CUT HIS HAIR’ ‘deJA FUCKIN MILK BAYBE’ ‘is it truly sn edit if u don’t find a devastating baby pic’ ‘yes MF last line’ #and so forth. like. glad it’s comprehensible to ME but if anyone else ever tried to use these photos based on file name alone i am so sorry #also i forget that y’all can’t see all of the metadata notes on photos to know where they’re from :/ i gotta be better abt making it clear #also on the note about image quality i just need to state for the record i am so photoshop whatever illiterate. #i learn one (1) new trick on GIMP a year maybe two if i am lucky & no i have never figured out consistent sizing 🫡 but the one hack for res #i HAVE figured out is that when i do edits i usually make a whole doc w/the poem lined up on it (helps me keep somewhat consistent sizing) #and then i export that document as a pdf and edit the pdf in the software instead of trying to screencap or jpeg or anything. PDF quality > #that is probably so convoluted lol if anyone has tips please lmk i am always learning #ANYWAY. rambling u did not ask for but is inherent to Me. #have a great day too!!!!! you literally made mine so 💕😭 #wehaveagathering #indecisor

[erasurecloud]

Me: Enji’s a really complex character and I’d really like to talk more about his development and motivation. His character is fascinating and I think a lot of people overlook it based on first impressions and refuse to give him a chance to improve from season 2.

Y’all: omg no he’s terrible ur condoning child abuse!!

#like what #I just want to talk about him #none y’all mfs listen anyway #but like #it baffles me how unbelievably illiterate people are these days #Enji todoroki #todoroki enji #Enji #todoroki #flame hero endeavor #pro hero endeavor #endeavor #i am so in love with him

[emblazons]

its the way I know byler and independent El is endgame simply because I know for a fact The Duffers would never be able to look themselves in the mirror again knowing a bunch of film / media students and professionals could immediately pull up 10 years of content proving they abandoned their setup if they didn't.

People would take their production company away from them for pulling some shit like that LMFAO they would never risk going shallow for the sake of their less literate fans are you joking

(like. I'm 900% sure "we aren't game of thrones" has more than one meaning for Matt and Ross. It also means "we don't abandon our clearly setup narratives and plot twists" the way GoT did solely because David & D.B. couldn't write lmfaoooo)

#duffer brothers #I've listened to at least 40 hours of those mfs talking #there's simply no way they're dumb enough not to finish this story the way they set it up in the subtext?? #it would take someone threatening their lives for them to drop the subtext and complex narratives for the reddit version of ST lmao #I don't give a damn what media illiterate m*levens think #I would probably bet my journalism degree on it at this point #LMFAO maybe not that far but. CLOSE ENOUGH #the me tag #my st commentary

[pinketine]

Dudebros will see two male characters with a fraught/tense relationship and assume this means that they hate each other with absolutely no nuance

#most media illiterate people alive #pairings i have seen this happen to: kmhn shke stsg #kmhn and stsg are insane to me especially #nagito full on admits to being in romantic love w hajime #and hajime is very annoyed by the fact he cares so much about Nagito what he thinks #but saying stsg hate each other is fucking asinine #90% of jjk wouldn’t have happened if they did #i hate how illiterate this mfs are this is SURFACE LEVEL. #505 radio

[theglassesgirl]

THIS POINT!

THE FUCKING POINT SPELLED OUT FOR EVERYONE IN THE BACK

#toonami #my hero academia #hori was like: these illiterate and hating ass mf aren’t gonna listen to pro hero uravity so let me have a Common Man reiterate

[iiudex]

i love it when people draw blade in groups of people (like w silver wolf & kafka for example) bc like 80-90% of the time he’s just. standing there. while everyone else has motion going on.

there’s nothing fundamentally wrong with the pieces i just think it’s hilarious that his default is just 🧍

#— oh blade; sheath your edge 🩸 ♡ #{{ but when he’s by himself best believe thats the most ethereal piece of art ever }} #{{ mfs will pose this man like a michealangelo statue }} #{{ (<- thats 200% not spelled right im actually illiterate /lh) }}

[edgepunk]

I like to think of the Courier as a feral raccoon foaming at its mouth that is throwing its trash around the entire Mojave

#t #the courier is also a uh;;; uhhhh. radroach. #you shoot that mf and they come back as if nothing happened #ten times funnier if you play as a max luck and low int courier #how did this illiterate mf even become a mailman

[ordenza]

get you a bf who unknowingly buys you “i love you grandpa” keychains in german 

#this mf illiterate he didn't see the 'opa' before the ich hab dich lieb (i love the mf in question)

[deus-ex-mona]

i think i’m too ✨technologically illiterate✨ to typeset manga h e l p—

#technologically illiterate ramblings in the tags pls stand by— #i spent like a cumulative of 1h trying to navigate this image editing program helpppp #it was pretty ok once i got the hang of it though… and *then* i had to rotate text and chaos ensued again (ʘ‿ʘ) #and then once i was done and satisfied with my work… (ʘ‿ʘ) i found a typo on mf page 1 (ʘ‿ʘ) #i’m just glad that the program prompted me to save all my work before i could exit it lmfaoo #and ehhhh the text placement on one of the pages in the shiina chap of the dolce manga is *very* off #i wanna change it but am too lazy to reboot my laptop lol. typesetting really is a ✨p a i n✨ #at least it’s still easier than typesetting on my phone. now *that* takes me an hour for each page lol #well… the next dolce chapter i plan on tling will be (in short) a fuuma hurt/comfort-ish chap… but that’s 40 pages long (ʘ‿ʘ) #maybe i should do the dolce vs sakuramichi chapter first. idk— #but i also have to touch up on my daikirai tl… and finish valentines yujiro’s tl… and maybe 👀👀 the ft4 honeypre events— #but e h. ✨laziness✨ calls!!!!!! #my buzzfeed unsolved+cooking videos+hanae natsuki’s yami no game videos marathons await!!!!! #inedible blubbering #this whole rant was pointless i’m sorry~? #if you actually read this far into the tags then… 👀👀heyy👀👀👀

[nitrodose]

i'm very opinionated on anything and i barely make it obvious due to people complaining because they feel personally attacked by a random on the internet with different opinions than theirs as if it gonna kill whom they love

#your favorite movie is trash and you an illiterate mf pretending to be someone you ain't

[morimyth]

Local physically disabled person here, mesmerized by the inability of some folks to treat others like they would like to be treated in the disabled community. You can have as hard a life as there is, but there is no excuse to be telling people they're faking their disabilities, or sending them death threats and suicide bait, bc they disagreed with how you treat others and decided to say something.

The cognitive dissonance on top is they think others are talking about their disability, like anyone addressing this with them just wanted to leave them in the street to die, and that's just not true. It's the ableism and harassment that's the problem, and no matter who brings it up, or how nicely they do so, dude is determined to misunderstand. Every person saying "valid but I draw the line at harassment" whether they mean well or not gets blasted bc this guy wants to instead assume they're either faking their disability to make a point, or that they're hated for needing a wheelchair. Nah bro, it's cuz you're being an asshole that folks are pissed at you rn, not bc you're physically disabled. Kudos for making yourself blue in the face, determined to fill your veins entirely with salt I guess? Good job sticking it to the man? Idk. You do you.

Anyway, some people are so determined to die on the hill of "I am angry and misunderstood" that they will fully reject the reality in front of them, and then twist it around to fuel their own bad faith confirmation biases. Ableism will fuck you up. It's such a deep-seeded problem that when that shit gets you, all the flags end up being a visual sea of red, regardless of their actual color. It will have you feeling oppressed so hard that you'll start being ableist blindly to everyone that has a higher score on the fate lottery than you do, just for looking at you wrong. It'll mess you up so hard that anyone that disagrees with you, about anything, becomes an oppressor.

Good luck learning and growing out of the corner of that box you painted yourself into, bestie. Sorry in advance if it's dark in there. Finding the light again is always a process, but sincerely, I wish you luck.

#ableism #abuse #you can lead a horse to a library #but horses are fkn illiterate #discourse of course is a horse with no course of correct trajectory #we can do so much better #disability rights #actually disabled #healing isnt linear #but some mfs love taking the scenic route

[sadlazzle]

im sorry im so done w delivery drivers. there is a big ass note in the porch window telling u to leave any deliveries inside the porch. the delivery instructions always say the same thing. how hard is it, realistically, to put something in a damn porch

#it’s not even like the porch is hard to find it’s on the front of the house p much right in the fuckin middle #if u couldn’t tell i missed a delivery today bc delivery drivers r illiterate apparently #it keeps happening. it just keeps happening. read the fucking note. please. it’s taped to the front of the door #it’s not hard to find. it’s just not #like my fuckin mh dolls i got last week were left outside at the side entrance !!!!!! #WHAT IF IT RAINED !!!!!! i live in fucking wales there’s a solid chance of that #cause one time it did happen. one time a braindead driver left my shit outside overnight in the rain. there were cables in there #but that mf didn’t even knock so i hate this guy even more. i was home dude #i am ranting. i should stop #anyway delivery drivers in my area pls learn how to read thank u #plum.txt

[emblazons]

“But the GA” babygirl...I'm sorry, but giving a damn about how well the general audience understands this particular show would be like a graduate student at MIT walking into a remedial 10th chemistry class and asking them for their opinions on rocket propulsion.

The lack of understanding and experience they have with good stories and how narratives are told matters, especially when you consider that every person making stranger things has experience with telling good stories. They have spent decades critically consuming stories and learning about who makes them.

The Duffers are not over there worrying about what TruckDriver012 is saying about their story because he grew up in the Bible Belt and thinks they deserve more cishet white male rep because they like Mike, or about MlvnLvrMills saying “but byler would come out of left field because I think the monologue was romantic." Stop letting this anti-intellectual streak define who you go to for opinions. I'm BEGGING.

#STEPHEN MF KING: 'what a great story. so well done' #Y'ALL: BUT TWITTER SAID THEY DON'T SEE BYLER ENDGAME 😭 #like...im gonna need you to be SO mf for real rn #if I am subjected to one more 'let me convince the GA' or 'mileven is endgame b/c the GA won't accept it' I'M-- #I literally don't care if its pretentious atp. people who are media illiterate don't get to definite narratives LMAO #GOD #like please. be serious for two seconds I am BEGGING #the duffers don't give a damn about the GA and neither should you LMFAO #my st commentary #st commentary #stranger things #anti mlvn

[pochx]

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#my roommate is being so mf annoying like Shut Up. u dont need to be speaking every mf second #i am trying to enjoy the show and ur ruini g it hatred #evil. shut up shut up shut up #ur opinions are bad and stupid no wonder i said mean things to u b4 while drunk #'its not zoologically possible' shut up stop mf talking its called METAPHORS U DUMB ILLITERATE IDIOT #IT DOESNT NEED TO BE POSSIBLE TO MEAN SOMETHING JFC #really annoyed by my roommates sorry class the knowledge that we only have 2 or so weeks left here is making me real sick of their shit #excluding 1 but we've been roommates for the past 2 yrs now