#im REALLY hoping she works out with the kitties when I can take her back home for a trial

[presleyanswrites]

Hey I got a request for jj

That jj is a single dad to a baby girl and he is to scared to hold because he will think he will drop her and John b everyday will try and get jj to hold her then one day jj was holding her on his chest then he takes her everywhere With him hope that make sense

Koala Care

dad!jj x fem!reader x daughter

a/n ahh this is so cutie! thank you for the request anon, love you bunches!

desc JJ holds his baby girl for the first time

wc 1.2k

warnings cursing, grammar, fluff

"Peaches?" JJ comes in through the back door of the chateau, carefully shutting it behind him as he walks through the kitchen to set down a box full of baby supplies.

The usual. Diapers, baby food, her favorite yogurt melts, more of his old band & surf t-shirts to wrap her up in.

He notices Aria crying her eyes out behind him in between the white rails of her bed. he must have forgotten to change her when he left. He also noticed it was pissing off John B who was trying to work on something probably useless and he caught the hint that he's been listening to her cry for at least an hour.

"Shit," he mutters, messing with his backwards hat as he turns his attention away from Aria for a split second to glance at John B. Turns out he was fixing a cooler for the boat.

"Bro." he goes over to him, kicking him in the leg slightly, "You seen Y/n? I really need her help knowing what measurements of tit milk I'm supposed to feed mini me."

John B rolls his eyes to the ceiling as he screws in the side of the cooler handle.

"First of all," he says through a gritted tone from a bolt in between his teeth.

"You gotta stop with the teenage boy, language wording shit."

He spits out the bolt and screws another nail into the bottom.

"You're like a dad now. Its your dick and your daughter, buddy. You really want your kid to go around saying, tit milk?"

JJ tuts. "Bro she cant even talk yet. Plus, I don't remember half the shit i said as a fucking baby. Maybe thats cause my dad probably beat the shit out of me where I like- lost half my cells, but i ain't changing. Plus, daddy will raise her to be the best hooker of man kind. Shes a Pogue, shes not gonna be a goody two shoes if my life depends on it."

John B turns his head around and gives him a look.

"Jesus Christ JJ, did anything click when your girlfriend popped a living thing out of her ass?" He purses his lips.

JJ points his lips downwards and shrugs.

"Or are you always gonna be known as the dad who raised a stripper?" John B rolls his eyes again, taking a weird clear plate out of his box, "Y/n is a doctor for fucks sake, she's the only hope for raising her I swear to God."

John B shakes his head, "I've told you everyday now. You haven't even held her yet."

JJ grips his hat, "Thats because im gonna drop the kid!"

John b slaps his forehead.

"You're litterally her DAD, JJ! Y/n popped a baby out of her kitty sack and you seriously didnt even touch her the day she was born." John B raises his eyebrows. "Do you remember that? Y/n cried in Kie's room FOR AN HOUR thinking you didnt want the kid!"

JJ opens his mouth to respond then stops.

"Whatever. Go back to fixing your cold box and shit," He turns his back to walk away.

John B changes the tip on his screwdriver, "You're gonna have to hold your own ass daughter eventually, dude."

"I hope you screw a nail in your dick!" JJ calls out and tuts again, mumbling under his breath, "teaching me how to handle my own kid..."

"im the one fixing this goddamn cooler so you can drink your shit ass blue moon chilled!" John b yells back, JJ opening the door and slamming it shut to try and find you again.

"y/nnnn," he groans, calling out your name, finding you sitting on the steps outside.

He kneels down and wraps his big arms around you, kissing the side of your head gently.

"Hi baby," he mutters, "How was work?"

you felt your head pulsating before forcing yourself to give a response.

"Hmmm fine. it was busy."

"Yeah?" he strokes your head, "Real quick."

You sigh slightly, "Hmm?"

"how much ti-" He stops, and clears his throat.

"How much milk do I need to feed Ari?" He says in a soft voice, knowing you had a blaring headache from your shift.

You exhale, leaning your arms on your knees.

"theres about 7 oz in the fridge."

He nods, "thank you sweets," he kisses your hair one last time before leaving you in peace to rest your mind.

He goes back inside the chateau, opening the fridge and taking out the bottle, reaching over Aria's crib and putting the tip to her mouth.

"there we are, sweet girl.." he holds the back of her head while she drinks gently, her cries settling down.

After Aria is finished, he stares at her for a moment.

Why was it so hard for him to hold his own daughter? He feels a wave of guilt floods over his spine.

He reaches his hands out, then stops.

"God damnit," He sighs.

"Okay." He stares at Aria one more time. "3, 2.."

"Fuck this."

He picks Aria up gently in his arms, his heart jumping as he does so.

"Holy shit," he breathes. "Oh my God."

He holds her to his chest, making sure to support her back, something he learned in a parenting book he found online as he feels his soul melt in his stomach.

"There we go," he coos softly, rocking her up and down gently.

"Hi love." he holds her up to look in her eyes with the biggest grin on his face.

"You have your mommas eyes, don't you?"

It's like he fell in love with you all over again. Just this time, it was a baby. And it was his baby.

He holds her to him again, hearing you opening the screen door to come back inside the chateau as he looks at you with the stupidest smile on his face.

"JJ.." you breathe, a grin full of your white perfect teeth filling the room as you jog over to him.

You rub his arm gently as you stare at Aria in JJ's arms.

"im so glad." You said, tears slightly filling the bottom of your eyes as your breath catches in your throat.

"She has your eyes," He repeats the observation he made earlier.

You nod with a sniffle, chuckling slightly.

"She has your lips."

JJ presses another soft kiss into the side of your neck.

A few days later, you noticed that JJ dorkily bought one of those baby carrier things to attach to your chest, and you had to admit it was pretty cute seeing Aria giggle with him, taking her everywhere he went.

John B was relieved her finally built up the balls to hold his kid, and if you were honest, you were relieved too.

Kiara bullied him everyday for taking Aria with him everywhere because the baby holder he chose was literally hot pink. Really hot pink.

He was so happy everyday. To be the dad that he never had. The one he had prayed and wished for everyday as a kid.

JJ was such a tough guy, tough face, tough love, tough soul.

but I guess not when it came to you and Aria. You and her were his new world and there was nothing in the entire universe that could take that away from him.

☆ divider & gif credits to @viixcyre @baby-bearie

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[cxrsed-angel]

I ♡︎ DILFS

word count: 3k

Warnings: smut 18+ only (minors DNI), Daddy kink (kinda expected), established relationship, age gap (reader is between 24-25, Joel is in his 50s), oral (male receiving), fem!reader

A/N: I've always thought Joel was hot but Pedro Pascal playing him really did it for me, trying to improve my smut so I hope this is better than my last one. <3!!

You were going through an old building as a short cut you didn't realize it at first from the decay and rubble, but the more you looked around, you could see that it used to be a mall. You looked inside a store seeing if you could find anything useful when you spot it. It was a sign from fate; you go and grab the shirt and hold it up to look at. Considering what it's been through, it was in pretty good condition, like it was saved for you. You quickly take off your backpack and put it on. It was a little small; you assume it was a baby tee from the fit of it, but you had a long sleeve under, so you were still covered. You hear Ellie call your name and grab your stuff and run over to them. Joel starts walking, leading you out once he sees you, “Took you long enough come on lets get out of here” You see Ellie looking at the shirt, trying to read it.

 “I heart-i heart, whats a DILF?” Ellie asks more so to anyone than directly to her you could see the gears turning in her head trying to figure out what each letter means. 

You wish you could take a picture of Joel's face when he heard that, he turned around so fast, “Where the hell did you find that at” “C’mon Joel you know this is my brand, my whole motto, this is me, it was fate that brought me and this shirt together and Im never taking it off.” 

“Dead I Like, Deadly I-ok I give up what is it” you both ignored Ellie trying to figure out what DILFS are. 

“I can't take you anywhere, how do you always manage to find the most ridiculous shit during an apocalypse.”

 “Hey! what is it, I don't get it.” You hear Ellie shouting at you clearly annoyed, but youre more focused on Joel at the moment. 

“Aw Joel don't be jealous you know you're the only DILF for me” 

“Can you shut the hell up.” You giggled slightly at the clear annoyance in his voice. You loved messing with him when you can, and when it wouldn't put you in danger of course, you added some much-needed fun to his life. 

You finally leave the mall and walk out onto the road; you were so excited about your DILF shirt, you had an eye for things like this. You knew you couldn't take back everything you find but if it was small or something you really liked you took with you like when you found an old hello kitty watch, it didn't work, but it was still cute. Another time you found a Britney Spears poster in decent condition that was currently hanging up in your room, but the DILFS shirt was definitely your favorite after the poster. You were happy to add it to your little collection. 

“Can someone please explain what is a DILF I don't get it and why is Joel one?” Ellie asks for the billionth time, getting frustrated at you both for not listening to her. 

“Its da-”  You were interrupted by Joel his deep voice, a little upset at you for almost telling Ellie, you didnt think it was too inappropriate but he clearly disagreed. 

“Absolutely not youre not telling her she doesn't need to know, way too young for that, Im surprised you even know what it means” he responded, looking back at you mortified at where you had learned it from. 

“Hey! I was born before the pandemic you know” you tell him, reminding him that you’re not that young. Although compared to him, you were. 

“You were what 4, 5 when it happened can’t have remembered much before.” you heard the sass in his voice but you continue trying to prove that it shouldn't be surprising that you know what a DILF is. 

 “Okay, Im not ancient like you but still I had older friends, and we would talk about-” He interrupts you again, staring at you with frowned eyebrows. 

“Please stop there I really don’t want to know what you and your friends talk about, can we just change topics please.” If they told you about DILFs, he really didn't want to hear what else teens talked about in this world. 

“Dude c’mon, why can't you tell me, Im not a little kid.” Ellie says again, trying to get both of your attention and get you to explain it to her. You know now she’s not gonna let it go since Joel told her no. But you decided you’ll explain it later, especially after the whole playboy magazine situation, and she was around the same age you first heard it from your friends so you didnt see the issue.

“Alright from here until we get to where we are headed we are quiet, no one says a word unless you're dying got it” you could tell Joel had heard enough, and considering that you were outside you told it was best to listen to him and not distract him or yourself. 

“got it” “yes sir” you lean towards Ellie. “He’s in a mood today huh” deciding to bother him one last time before you would have be serious. 

She was about to respond until you walked right into Joel, giving you a yet intimidating glare frowning his eyebrows at you.  “alright alright, i’ll shut up.” 

After a couple hours of walking, Joel found a small safe building to sleep for the night, and you had been talking to Ellie until she fell asleep; you walk over into the room Joel was in, deciding to tease him again.

 “Hey daddy whatcha doing?” you call out in his direction, watching as he rolls his eyes at the name. 

“Stop.” he responded flatly, clearly not amused by your jokes, but you decided to keep them going. 

 “What's wrong Daddy does it make you flustered?” You thought he was going to give you another flat response or tell you to shut up. But you were wrong, instead, he stands up and walks over to you, standing closer than you anticipated, you try to step back slightly, but his arm around your waist prevents you from going too far. You feel the blood rush to your cheek and ears, your mouth goes dry, not knowing what to say or how to respond.

“Oh look who’s flustered now, sweetheart.” His deep voice teases you back, having more of an effect on you than your teasing did on him. You feel yourself get hotter, your brain is unable to focus anything except on how close he was and his rough hand around your waist forcing you closer to him, though you didn't mind. You continue blinking up at him, speechless.

“Youre so quiet now what happened, thought you were teasing me baby?” 

You continue to stare at his brown eyes, the only thing you brain was thinking way, wow hes so hot. You look up into his face, taking in his features. The wrinkles around his pretty brown eyes, the scars and cuts around his face. God you always thought he was attractive but it still amazes you how hot and pretty he was. You could look at him all day. 

He wraps both his hand around your waist, pulling you to him,places his lips on yours. You loved kissing Joel. It was rare having him kiss you while you weren’t in the safety of the QZ. He usually couldn’t relax enough to kiss you, needing to be alert and focused just in case. So this took you by surprise but his kisses always made you feel warm and safe, and in that moment, you didn't have to worry about anything. All that mattered was him. 

You wrap your hands around his neck as you deepen the kiss, pressing your lips against his rough lips, closing your eyes as you melt into his embrace; his hands lower down your waist and squeeze your ass, which surprises you so much that you let out a small gasp against his lips. Joel pulls away slightly, smiling at you “youre cute” His actions confused you; you rarely ever are intimate outside the walls, but you trusted him and if he felt comfortable you knew you were safe so you decided to mess with him “hmm I dont daddy youre pretty cute yourself.” 

He guides you over to the makeshift bed, leading you by your waist, making you walk backward, as you continue kissing him, parting your lips slightly, allowing his tongue to slip inside yours. 

 “You ain’t gonna stop are you” he asks he sits down and pulls you down onto his lap; you couldn’t tell iif he seriously was tired of you calling him that or if he just teasing too. 

 “what you don't like it Daddy?” you ask, trying to gauge his reaction you didn’t want to push it too far or actually make him uncomfortable. 

 “I never say that now did I, sweetheart?” again, he confused you does that mean he liked it or that he didn’t mind you joking about it? you stare at his face trying to see. 

Your thoughts are interrupted by him pulling your lips onto his again. But more aggressively than earlier, moaning into his mouth and rolling your hips against him as he gropes your ass through your jeans.

“Joel” You moan against his lips before you lean your head into his neck.

 “Aw baby what happened to daddy huh” you pull away, looking up at him with wide eyes, surprised. Did he like it? You look at his face and see his eyes full of lust, and you realized he liked it. He liked it when you called him daddy. You look down, suddenly getting shy and embarrassed about saying it. It was one thing saying it as a joke and teasing him about it, but to moan, it was different; it was dirtier. 

He saw you getting shy and flustered in his lap, avoiding eye contact with him. Unlike you, he could read you like the back of his hand; he could easily tell you were embarrassed.

“c’mon baby no need to be shy, I can tell you like too don’t you” he softly stroked your waist when one hand and squeezes your ass with the other. you take your gaze off the floor onto him. nodding in agreement with him.

“C’mon baby need you say it, you like calling me daddy don’t you” you could tell he wanted you to say it out loud, his hand rubbing small patterns on your waist encouraging you, reassuring you that you didn’t need to be embarrassed. 

“Yea i like it daddy” you mutter quietly, still ashamed to say in a serious setting. Not quite ready to admit to yourself that calling Joel daddy turned you on as much as it did. 

You didn't think you would like it or find it this attractive. Maybe it was your lack of a father growing up, and Joel being older than you. You didn't know why; all you knew is that once you said it, you felt yourself getting wetter. 

“hmm good girl” he takes your face into his hands, kissing you again; you slip your tongue into his mouth, his deep voice letting out a moan against your mouth. You couldnt help but grind and roll your hips against him, searching for any type of release. 

He goes to lift your shirt but stops slightly, rolling his eyes “Want me to fuck you in the I heart DILFS shirt dont you?” you look at him, nodding laughing a little “you know me so well.” 

He sighs and shakes his head. Although there’s disappointment in his voice, you can tell there’s also amusement. “ I do, dont why I tolerate you” 

 “You love me, cant live without me, I bring adventure into your life you’d be so bored without me.” you remind him why he puts up with you.

“Shut up” he mutters, though you sensed the amusement in his voice because he knows you’re right. As much as you annoyed him, he couldn’t imagine living without your teasing and antics. 

You unbutton his shirt and take it off, lightly grazing your fingers across his chest, admiring his chest and body, you see more scars and healed wounds but you also see his muscles. You’ve always loved his body. You remember the nights in your apartment placing, kissing along his waist, his chest, his stomach. 

You thought about placing marks on his chest but were interrupted by him unzipping your jeans and lifts your hips up to slide your pants off, you get off his lap, taking off the rest of your pants.  You unzip his pants, pulling them down, you stare at his bulge through his boxers and press kisses onto his dick, teasing him through his boxers. 

“Wanna suck you off” you mumble quietly, focusing on how much you need him in your mouth. You weren’t even sure he heard or understood you until you hear his deep voice speak to you, breaking you away from your thoughts. 

“What’d you say darling couldnt hear” You know he heard you he just wanted you to say it louder. 

“Can I please suck your dick daddy” you look up at him batting your eyelashes while you rub your hand against his hard dick. You feel his dick twitch against your hand while he bites his lip, suppressing a moan. 

“Goddamn darling you’re killing me” his texas accent getting stronger as he gets harder in his boxers, you loved hearing his deep texas accent come out as he gets more turned on by you. 

He pulls down his boxers, and no matter how many times you’ve seen his dick, you’re still in shocked at how big he is. You can’t help but to stare for a couple of seconds taking it in, you smile up at him before teasing him licking the tip gently as you lightly stroke him, you continue placing kitty licks on his dick. He shivers against your tongue, and you love it, love watching him fall apart because of you and seeing how much your mouth affected him. 

 You gather some spit in your mouth before you drool some onto his dick. He rolls his eyes back as you slowly stroke his cock in your hand, using your spit as lube. You hear his deep voice moaning as you lean down and lick the tip while still stroking him. You start to slowly speed your hand when you feel his hand lightly tugging your hair making you stop and stare up at him.

 “you’re gonna have to speed it up sweetheart.” 

That was all he said before his hand grabbed the back of your head and forced your lips onto his cock. You hollow your cheeks and take him in further, feeling your nose brush against his hair at the base of his cock. He moves his hips gently fucking your throat 

“Fuck you feel so good” he murmured under his breath, his voice deeper than his usual tone. You closed your eyes as you felt yourself starting to choke on him,he started to thrust his hips faster into your mouth. 

“C’mon baby look at me, look at daddy.” 

You couldn’t help but moan around him at his words, feeling yourself getting more turned on as he called himself daddy. You listen, looking up at him through your eyelashes as you continue taking him down your throat. 

“Atta girl, so pretty looking up at me like that.” you feel yourself getting warmer from his praise, loving how vocal he was, you wish you were back at his apartment so he could be louder without the risk of drawing unwanted and dangerous attention. 

He moves the hair that was falling in front of your face behind your ears “you look fucking gorgeous sucking my dick darling” feeling butterflies in your stomach as he compliments you.  

You take him out of your swollen lips when you start feeling dizzy from the lack of air; you continue to stroke him in your hands as you catch your breath until he puts his hand on your head, guiding your mouth back onto his cock. His deep voice moans out your name under his breath as he gets closer to his release. 

“fuck darling i’m close keep on-yes like that baby god you like this huh like having daddy’s dick in your mouth sweetheart?”

You nod as best you could, trying to agree, but all that comes out is your moans against his dick. You could tell he was close as his started to get slightly louder, but you could tell he was trying his best to be quiet. His deep voice, making your head go fuzzy in arousal. He start making you gag as he thrusting into your mouth faster , sloppy fucking into your mouth as he closer to his release. After a few more thrust you hear him moaning your name as he cums into your mouth. You feel his cum shoot into your mouth and down your throat.

You held your head onto his cock until he finish before you slowly took him out your mouth. He holds your cheek in his hands, lightly caressing them. 

“Open baby girl let me see.” you happily open your mouth, showing how you swallowed his cum. “Good girl baby c’mere” he pulls you onto his lap again before placing a kiss on your lips , softly biting your bottom lip before pulling away. He holds you in his lap for a couple of minutes. you lay your head on his shoulder as he softly rubs his hand up and down your back.

“if we were at home you know i’d take care of you right baby” his deep voice makes you lift your head off of him, looking into his eyes. Before you met Joel, you thought older men didn’t have much of a sex drive, you didn’t know if it was just Joel or all men in their 50s but he proved you wrong. There have been many nights in his room where he would fuck more than one time; the first time caught you by surprise. Of course, you both paid the price in the morning; both sore, aching muscles had to spend the next day in bed, not being able to do much. So you know he would have fuck if you were back at home. 

“Of course i do” you play with the hair at the back of his neck for a little while before getting off his lap so he could put his clothes back on, and you do the same. You didn't mind; you knew sucking him off was as much risk as he could take, and you didn't really feel comfortable enough to fuck out in the open like this. After you both have your clothes on, you lay down with Joel, wrapping your arms around his waist as he turned, pressing your back into your chest, falling asleep. Trying to rest before you’d have to walk back to the QZ in the morning.

#angel writes #joel <3 #Joel miller #the last of us #tlou hbo #joel miller x reader #joel miller x y/n #joel miller smut #Joel miller x reader smut #pedro pascal

[ssparksflyy]

piper mclean dating hcs !

pairing : piper mclean x gn!reader warnings : grammar and speling mistakes, cursing ( whoops ! ) a/n : ty soooo much for all the love on my percy hcs <3 im currently working on a small annabeth fic that i keep putting off.. yikes. i want to try and update atleast once each week, but pls forgive mee, my family's got a busy schedule, and finals r coming up </3 also IK IK piper's aesthetic isn't too beach-y, but, i adore aphrodite's semi-connection with the ocean so pls forgive me (again, wow second time in one a/n)

piper mclean ily pls marry me

piper is SUCH a sweetie to u &lt;33

that sounded weird- sweetie? is it sweetie? idk

this girl LOVES to spoil u

we all know she's loaded af bcs of her dad

and girlie just adores spending money on things she loves

( aka you )

piper doesn't gaf about the thousands of times you've told her that it really wasn't necessary, and she didn't have to get you anything

she'll do it anyway cause she knows you'll give her a big ol' kiss right after &lt;33

of course, piper'll buy you things that she knows you like or have had you eye on

but she'll also buy you things that'll remind you of her

allow me to explain

say, you don't like hello kitty / it just isn't something you pay attention to

( everybody moved on, i stayed there. page 5. annabeth's pov. mark of athena. "today she was dressed in tattered jeans, worn out sneakers, and a white tank top with pink hello kitty designs." dont play w me )

anyway, say you don't like hello kitty, piper'll still buy you like a tiny plushie or keychain that u can carry wherever, and it'll remind you of her

she also buys herself things that u like, so she can also get reminded of u !

speaking of buying things, piper has all of your favorite colors ( ur lying if u say u only have one ), favorite snacks, fast food orders, and alllll of your preferences down and memorized in her brain

but just in case she also has them down on a small notepad she carries in her bag

movin on, piper adores kissing you omg

she's always peppering you face with quick little kisses

nd then when she stops, she'll just stand there, leaning her cheek towards you bcs she wants kisses too

piper'll kiss you at the most random times

lets be real this girl does not give 2 fucks about pda, she's with her #1, got a problem with it?

so she'll just sneak up behind you, spin you around nd give u a kiss

she's so cute i love her

now

say you were a little nervous about dating piper, bcs yk, many children of aphrodite want their rite of passage, nd she can charmspeak

piper will literally do anything it take for u to trust her completely

i don't think she'd exactly be hurt if u didn't trust her completely in the beginning of your relationship, like, she gets it, but she'd still want to try and solve that asap

she'd literally never use her charmspeak on you unless she HAS to

like say you were gonna do something really stupid that could hurt you

example a : stealing a blue cookie from percy

( idfk bro )

girl would tell you to either put it back or dispose of all evidence befor eyou get smacked in the face with a hurricane

she's js looking out for u ya know

piper's hav hobby is spending time with you

if you tell her that's not a hobby she'll straight up pull out her claim evidence and reasoning

( can u tell english is kicking my ass rn )

she loves cuddling in the aphrodite cabin, as a way to be like "HAH yall wish you could have thisss" to her jerk siblings *cough* DREW

piper likes trying different things, i feel like she'd be really crafty ngl

like she'll LOVE making matching frinedship bracelets for u

and im talking like NICE ones like she's got soo many beads omg

js an example ^^

and ofc she'll want to teach u how to make fancy wavy ones yk

her love language is definitely quality time fight me

in summary, if ur looking for a hot, adorable, trustworthy, affectionate, caring, sweet, spoils u, mrs. treat ! you ! right! , piper's the one for youuuuu !!

a/n pt. 2 : hii! hope u enjoyed this but omg i feel like its kinda short and all i did was ramble abt random stuff in this one ahhh srry

ALSO tumblr WHY won't you let me do a little heart like how much pain would it CAUSE YOU someone make a petition pls

once again, lmk if u want a part 2 to this! currently working on an annabeth fic but after that i think i'll cook up some more percy hcs

speaking of percy, once again again, TYSM for all the love on that, tbh, i thought it was gonna flop but then tumblr was all like "holy moly ssparksflyy! you've reached 100 likes!" and i was like WHAT anyway ilysm and ty for listening to me yap <3

thats all for now! wishing u a wonderful day / night !

peace from manhattan,

percy jackson

#percy jackson #piper mclean #piper mclean x reader #pjo #percy jackson x reader #hoo x reader #heroes of olympus x reader #piper mclean hcs #by bells ♡⋆ ࣪.

[followthebluebell]

hello! my cat was recently diagnosed with asthma, and her vet says her treatment will be steroids indefinitely (shes currently taking 1ml twice a day, but the goal is to get down to 0.5ml 1/day, as long as that dose is still effective). overall im lucky shes fairly docile, i know my other cats would be a lot more difficult to medicate, but im still struggling with getting the medicine in her mouth. she jerks her head away quickly, and a lot of the time the medicine either misses and gets everywhere, or she'll open her mouth and dump some of it back out. i cant seem to be quick enough with the syringe to get all the liquid in her mouth and have her swallow it.

do you have any advice to make this easier for the both of us? i know itll never be Easy easy, since i cant explain to her that its for her own good, but im stressing that shes not actually getting the medicine since its hard to tell how much got in her mouth and got swallowed. thank you so much for your time, i really really appreciate it even if you dont have any tips.

as payment i present: The Penguin in question. shes such a sweet girl. i just want her to feel better ):

Hello! I'm sorry to hear your kitty is ill--- asthma is tricky to handle, so it's good that you've got a treatment plan already in progress.

so, it really depends on what kind of medication she's taking. 'Steroids' is a pretty broad group and there are several steroids commonly used for asthma in cats that can be compounded into a tastier form, like small tabs that are much easier to crush and hide in food. Some steroids can even be made into a transdermal paste that just goes on their ear. Personally, I find that transdermal medications don't work as well as oral, but it's something to talk to your vet about.

I strongly encourage you to discuss other options with your vet to see if this is a possibility. Absolutely keep those lines of communication open and explain that you've been having problems dosing your cat.

Another alternative is to try hiding the liquid medication in an especially tasty treat, like a churu or baby food. A LOT of cats absolutely love chicken or ham baby food and it's perfectly safe as long as the baby food doesn't have onions or garlic in it. I know it's VERY controversial but I've also hidden particularly bitter medications in whipped cream--- some cats have very violent stomach upsets from dairy, so it's a VERY calculated risk!

Roomba is pretty difficult to medicate. Due to her various food sensitivities, it's not really an option to compound her medication with flavors. She's also very difficult to burrito, she's too tiny for my typical cat restraint methods, and she won't eat her food if her meds are mixed in. I typically just load up her syringe with SLIGHTLY more medication than is called for and administer it quickly, hoping that most of it stays in her mouth; since pred is very cheap, I'm willing to risk losing some. It's also important to aim for the upper mouth, towards the back, without actually getting it IN her throat directly, because that's a choking risk.

Picking her up quickly by her armpits encourages her to swallow. I don't let her feet leave the floor when i do this, because it's uncomfortable for cats to dangle like that. Just the quick pick-up seems to do it. Gently blowing air in her face also seems to work.

#i feel your pain

[agaypanic]

hiii :D could you write an imagine about eric forman where it's a rainy day and it's one of the few times the whole gang isn't at the formans so eric and his gf take advantage of it and have a relaxing day in his room, where she convinces him to do face masks and stuff :) also pls i hope it's not to much to ask but can it be based on the song hello it's me by todd rundgren? I FEEL LIKE ITS SO ERIC AND HIS GF CODED OMG N ITS JUST SO CUTE TO IMAGINE HIM SINGING IT TO HER WHILE THEY ARE CUDDLING OR SUM

anyways i love your writing so much and i hope you are having an amazing february so far :p

A Reason to Smile (Eric Forman X Reader)

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Summary: Rain and busy friends means you and your boyfriend can finally relax and have some alone time.

A/N: im so glad you like my writing!!! i hope you like this lol and i hope you're also having an amazing february :)))

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The Forman household was empty, which was very rare. Red and Kitty were at work, Hyde was at the record shop, and the rest of the gang had their own things to do.

So the place was empty and quiet, except for Eric’s bedroom, where he lay in bed with his girlfriend on top of him while music played on the radio.

“Hold still.” You muttered, painting your boyfriend’s face with a face mask.

“It’s cold.” He responded, drumming the tips of his fingers against your thighs.

It didn’t really take much convincing for Eric to let you do these girly things to him. Your friends weren’t there to make fun of him, and he liked to make you happy. So when you came over with some skincare and that hopeful smile, he couldn’t really say no.

When Eric’s face was covered, you capped the face mask’s pot and set the brush on a paper towel on his nightstand. Then, digging around in your bag, you pulled out some cherry chapstick.

“Pucker up.” You said, leaning down to smear the product on Eric’s mouth. Unable to help yourself, you kissed his now soft and cherry-tasting lips, giggling as you felt some of the mask get onto the tip of your nose.

Rain pattered against the window as Hello It’s Me started to play on the radio. You were waiting for the mask to set in a bit more before you wiped it off, so you played with Eric’s fingers, listening to him hum along to the song. 

“It’s important to me that you know you are free.” Eric sang softly with his eyes closed. “‘Cause I never want to make you change for me.”

“I’ll be right back.” You whispered as you climbed off of him, not wanting to break Eric out of his relaxed state. 

You ran to the bathroom to get a washcloth, dampening it with water from the sink before going back to Eric’s room. With you gone, he started patting his own legs along to the song as he waited. When you returned and settled back on his lap, Eric’s hands gravitated to your body. They roamed your hips and thighs as you gently wiped the face mask off.

“You know that I’d be with you if I could. Come around to see you once in a while.” Eric started to sing again, opening his eyes when you pulled the small towel away. He smiled up at you fondly, and you smiled back as you slowly laid down on top of him. “Or if I ever need a reason to smile.” One of Eric’s hands reached up to comb through your hair. “And spend the night if you think I should.”

The two of you lay in silence as Todd Rundgren faded out and Fleetwood Mac faded in. The familiar tune of Silver Springs made you sigh, melting further into Eric as Stevie Nicks started to sing. Eric’s hand left your hair to cascade down your back, settling on the waistband of your jeans.

“I think I need some chapstick.” You said quietly, licking your lips. You shifted to be face to face with Eric, leaning down to kiss some of the cherry chapstick off him.

#agaypanic #eric forman #eric forman x reader #that 70s show #that 70s show x reader

[zoyaofthegardvn]

Hiiiiii, so i read your manon x elide fic (bad kitty) and i absolutely ADORE jealous manon soooo i was wondering if maybe u could write a fic abt petrah flirting with elide (cuz I remember that one of your other fics said she did lmao) and manon being like super jealous? only if u want to ofc byeee🥰

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A/N: ahhh omg thank u so much for the kind words! im proud of that fic! that is so sweet, really it means a lot to me! i really love jealous manon too, i am so down to write this. thanks so much for requesting, i hope you enjoy! :)

CW: Allusions to smut!

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Manon is fuming from where she stands next to Abraxos, saddling him up. Across the field, she watches as Elide smiles and laughs with Petrah Blueblood.

Petrah had recently bonded with a new wyvern, a long time coming as she mourned the loss of her Keelie. Manon, urged by Asterin and Elide to reach out, had invited Petrah and other Bluebloods to the castle Manon and her clan occupied, now that Manon was Queen of Witches. The intent was to strengthen relations between the clans, and to enjoy some leisurely airtime with one another's mounts.

This visit from the Bluebloods was supposed to be the perfect mixture of work and play, building alliances while also asserting the Blackbeak dominance. But, Manon's just been angry the entire time. Jealous. And of course, Elide has no idea. Manon hasn't told her. She has no plans to admit she's jealous, but it's getting harder and harder to watch Petrah woo her girlfriend.

Abraxos grunts when Manon pulls his saddle a bit too tight, and she rolls her eyes as she loosens it. She pats his side, runs her hands down his thick chest, and mutters, "Oh shush, you big baby," before her gaze lands back on her lover, who is now happily skipping over to her.

Elide's grinning, and when she lands in front of Manon, she places a quick kiss to her cheek. Manon's frown fades a bit, but she still isn't happy. Luckily, as Manon always looks angry, Elide notices nothing really different.

"Petrah said I can ride with her! She said her wyvern can do this really cool trick, and that she wants to show it to me before I see her do it! She said it would be a surprise," Elide breaks off into a laugh, "I tried to get her to tell me, but she says I just have to experience it!"

Manon resists the urge to scoff, to roll her eyes, to take her anger out on Elide, sweet Elide, friends-with-everyone Elide.

Instead, she says, through gritted teeth, "Why can't you ride with me? We're all going to the same place."

Elide's smile drops just slightly. "I love Abraxos, you know that, but I want to see what Petrah's talking about! I'll ride back home with you, of course."

Like he knew what she was saying, Abraxos grumbled, and Elide laughed and planted a smooch to his arm, patting him as he soaked in her affection.

Rarely did Elide not ride with Manon, the exceptions being when Elide had Asterin take her out, usually without Manon knowing. Manon doesn't like the idea of Elide being at someone else's, something else's, whim. And she really doesn't like the idea of Elide having her arms wrapped around someone else's waist.

"Do you really think I'm going to let someone show you a trick? Mid-air?"

Elide scoffs, "Oh, Manon! It's Petrah! We're friends! Nothing bad will happen." She still hasn't noticed Manon's discomfort, she's still happy, still excited.

Manon looks over Elide's shoulder, to where Petrah waits, and she notices she had already added another strap for a passenger to fasten themselves in. It makes her blood boil.

But Elide's just so damn excited. And as skilled as Abraxos is, he doesn't do many... tricks. She doesn't want to ruin Elide's fun, so she rolls her eyes, grunts her approval, and dips her chin.

Elide squeals, grabbing Manon's face and placing a big wet smack to her lips before jogging back to Petrah.

Manon watches, with a scowl, as Petrah helps Elide onto her mount, and straps her in. Petrah climbs up, and Manon does the same with Abraxos. Once everyone's ready to take off, Manon orders Asterin to take the lead this time, so that she can trail behind and keep an eye on Elide. Then, she gives the signal, and they're all taking off.

The ride is only about 5 minutes away, they're going to an open valley where the mounts can hunt, the witches can spar, and overall, everyone can have a good time making friends and forming alliances. Several of the witches have brought their significant others, some even toting witchlings along. It's supposed to be a fun day, stress free.

That's until, a few minutes in, Petrah's mount speeds up, soaring past everyone else. Manon can hear Elide's laughter, and some of the Thirteen chuckle at Petrah's young mount, full of the attitude and vigor their mounts once had back in the day.

But Manon isn't laughing. No, she's gritting her teeth in anger and narrowing her eyes as she watches Petrah recklessly fly her girlfriend around hundreds of feet in the air.

And then, Petrah's mount does a fucking flip. Manon gasps, her heart falling out of her chest, her stomach sinking.

But then they're right side up again, and Elide's screaming and laughing so hard that one of the other witches yells, "Hey! I wanna try that next!" and then, they flip again, and Manon sees red.

She urges Abraxos faster, roaring, "PETRAH!" but they pay no mind. Besides, they're approaching where they're meant to land anyway. Asterin leads the descent, landing first, with Petrah and Elide soon after since they'd gotten so ahead. A few more witches land, and then Manon and Abraxos slam onto the ground. The ground shakes, and everyone stares as Manon aggressively climbs out of the saddle.

Petrah is unsaddling her mount and Elide is laughing, pulling her wild hair out of her eyes and mouth, when she abruptly stops, noticing Manon stomping over to them.

"ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?" Manon bellows, aiming right for Petrah. The poor witch turns around in confusion, and Elide steps in front of Manon before she can attack the woman.

"Manon wha-" Elide tries to intervene, but Manon just pushes past her.

"Taking my girlfriend up in the air, and nearly killing her!? I invite you to MY home, and you pull that shit?!" Manon seethes, hands curling around Elide's arms to stop her from pushing her back.

Petrah sighs, and she doesn't get angry like Manon expected. "She's her own person, Manon, she can decide what she can handle."

"You didn't even fucking tell her what you were doing!" she roars, her teeth sharpening and claws beginning to poke out.

"Manon, please, I didn't almost die! It was fun!" Elide tries to reason, but Manon won't hear any of it.

Petrah doesn't give in to Manon's anger, she just levels her with a cool stare. "Well, I'm sorry if you feel disrespected Manon, but you're not the only skilled witch here, you know. I know what I'm doing, and Elide was perfectly safe with me. I'm not overprotective, I want people to enjoy themselves when they're up in the air," as calm as she is, Manon knows it's a jab at her.

She goes to lunge forward, a hiss escaping through her teeth, but then Asterin is there, a hand on her shoulder, and Elide's still holding her back, pleading with her to calm down.

"Manon, we're supposed to be here having fun, building a relationship. Elide's perfectly fine, so calm down, and don't ruin this,' Asterin's voice is smooth, the definition of level headed and logical. Elide sounds like she's nearly in tears, the way she keeps repeating Manon's name. The sound of her distress is the only thing that snaps her out of it. She looks around, every single witch, their mate, their children, watching her as she lashes out at someone meant to be her ally. She hates to admit it, but Asterin is right. She can't jeopardize what they're all gathered here for. She may have an issue with one witch in particular, but witches as a whole have to get along, they have to be able to stand each other if they want to ensure their long term survival.

Manon finally gives up, snarling as she walks away, pulling Elide with her. "Stay away from her," she calls over her shoulder, and Petrah shrugs like it doesn't really matter to her.

"Manon..?" Elide asks weakly, like she's afraid saying the wrong thing will set her off.

"We're leaving," Manon grits out, speeding her pace up when she realizes she can feel everyone's stare on her.

"You're overreacting, Manon, and I don't want to leave," Elide tries to pull her arm back, but Manon's grip just tightens.

"I don't care! We're going home," and then she's grabbing Elide by the waist, hoisting her up and onto Abraxos.

Elide pouts and stubbornly crosses her arms as Manon buckles her in. "You're being ridiculous," she says, and Manon doesn't even bother answering. She climbs up, swings a leg over, and waits for Elide to wrap her arms around her waist. When she hesitates, she hisses her name in warning, and then she takes off as soon as Elide reluctantly complies.

The five minute flight is tense and silent, and when they land back at home, Elide is immediately unbuckling herself and sliding off of the saddle. Manon watches as she stomps away, likely to their bedroom, but she doesn't follow. She needs time alone to calm down, before she really takes it out on Elide, which she has no desire to do.

She slowly removes the saddle from Abraxos, ignoring his disappointed glare. Over the years, he's formed a bond with Elide, too. And he's clearly upset with Manon for upsetting her, and likely a bit hurt he didn't get to join the fun with the rest of the wyverns and witches. Manon gives him extra pats and treats and then lets him be, knowing he'll be over it in a few hours.

She slowly trudges up to her bedroom, taking the longest route possible, through the winding hallways and towering stairs. When she finally stands outside of the door, she gently pushes it open, calling out Elide's name.

Their bedroom is huge, almost like an apartment. Elide isn't in the bed, or on the couch. She's not in the reading nook when Manon checks there, and she's not in the attached office. She isn't in the kitchenette, brewing tea like Manon had expected, and she isn't sitting on the balcony, tending to her plants. Then, she hears the faint sounds of water trickling from the bathroom.

"Elide?" she asks, gently knocking on the bathroom door.

"What do you want?" is the reply she receives, cold and harsh.

"Can I come in?"

A long pause, then Elide sighs. Manon takes it as a yes.

When she walks in, she's greeted with the sight of Elide in the bathtub. Usually, the sight of her naked girlfriend would have her stripping her own clothes, settling into the tub behind her, trying to cop a feel, but this isn't the time, unfortunately.

Elide doesn't even raise her head or open her eyes from where she's resting it against the lip of the tub.

"You were out of line today, Manon," is all that she says.

"I was worried about you."

"And what exactly gave you the impression that I was in danger? Could it have been my laughter?" Elide snaps, and it takes Manon back a bit.

"She flipped you upside down, Elide. Without asking or telling you or me."

"Yes, you should try it. Maybe that stick will fall out of your ass," Elide finally picks her head up, glaring at her girlfriend.

Manon rolls her eyes. "Funny, Elide."

"I'm being dead serious."

Manon groans and runs a hand over her face, pulling a stool to the edge of the tub and sitting next to her girlfriend, her beautiful, frustratingly oblivious girlfriend.

"Damnit, Elide. Try to understand. You never ride with anyone but me, and I do everything in my power to keep you safe when we're up there. So imagine how it felt when I saw you doing flips in the fucking air with nothing but your hands around someone else's waist and a gods damned belt to keep you in. I didn't fucking appreciate it!" as much as she's trying to not get angry at Elide, her voice takes on a sharp tone.

Elide stares at her and blinks, and then slowly, a small smirk tugs at the corner of her mouth. "You're jealous."

"Excuse me?" Manon scoffs, confused about how that's all she took from what she'd just said.

"You didn't like that I had to have my hands around her waist. You just said it! You're jealous!" Elide acts like she just caught Manon at something.

"Seriously Elide, that's all you got from that? I was fucking concerned."

Elide's face softens. "I'm sorry it scared you, I really am."

Manon nods her head in appreciation.

"But you were still out of line. And jealous," and Manon doesn't even have to look at her to know she's smiling.

"Yeah, maybe. I'll talk to Petrah tomorrow. But I don't feel bad about it. And, I wasn't jealous," but she doesn't sound very convincing.

Elide snorts. "Yes you were. It's obvious. Don't feel shy about it, it's cute."

Manon scoffs, "I am not cute, Elide."

She hums, settling back against the tub. "Sure, whatever you say, baby. You're forgiven, even though you didn't say sorry."

Manon dips a hand into the water and splashes Elide's face. Elide laughs, "Hey! I'm being nicer than you deserve right now! Only because you looked kinda hot, being all overprotective and everything..." she trails off, eyes following Manon's form as she stands, beginning to peel her clothing off.

"I think you need a reminder about which witch you belong to, hmm?" Manon asks, foot stepping into the tub.

#elide lochan x manon blackbeak #elide x manon #manon x reader #manon x elide #manon blackbeak #manon blackbeak x reader smut #manon blackbeak x elide lochan #manon blackbeak x reader #manon blackbeak smut #manon blackbeak x elide lochan smut #malide #malide smut #malide fic #malide imagine #elide #elide lochan #elide lochan smut #elide lochan x reader #manon #blackbeak #manon crochan #throne of glass books #throne of glass fanfiction #throne of glass #throne of glass fic #throne of glass au #tog #tog books #tog series #sarah j maas

[whatudowhennooneseesyou]

DILF LINO HOLY SHIT YES PLEASE I AM BEING ON MY KNEES ….. 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️THE LINO BIAS + DILF FETISHIST IN ME IS DYING INSIDE…………………………………………………………..

imagine dilf next door!lino. he is a single dad with 3 cats and 1 child. he recently divorced his ex-wife because she cheated on him and was unhealthily self-absorbed to the point of narcissism. he was blind to fall in love with her and bear her toxicity. he was blind to the red flags she exhibited over the years. the final blow was when he found out she’s secretly been cheating on him with a man named seungmin. he fought extensively for custody of his child and his cats and he gratefully won. he never wants his little girl or his beloved kittens growing up with that wretched woman.

he settles in the spacious condo across from you because he wants lots of room for his cats and his child to roam freely. it all started with a small introduction.

“oh hi! I’m minho. and this is my little daughter minha and my three kitties, sooni, doongi, and dori. im glad to be a new neighbor and hope to get to know my neighbors more sometime!”

his smile is heartwarming and his presence exudes love and warmth. a handsome, wholesome father who wants the best life for his child and his pets. 🥺you’re usually quite busy with work and volunteering. and sometimes when minho’s door is open, his cats like to run out to u to see who’s outside. and he has to pull them back inside. one evening u come home from work and this starts happening.

“sorry about that! my cats can be quite flighty sometimes. they always love seeing who’s at the door” he apologizes. “and feel free to drop by for desserts if you’d like! I just made a ton brownies and cupcakes today.”

you can clearly smell brownies and muffins from a distance so you decide to come in and try some for yourself. the inside of his condo feels luxe, but home-y. well-decorated and well kept despite some yarn balls and bratz dolls sitting around. and pumpkin spice candles lit up on the dining table. as you step into the kitchen and take a bite of his mocha muffins, you let out the biggest MMM of your life. perfectly made. not too sugary but not too subdued. he thinks your reaction is adorable and he’s glad you like them.

“WOW! these are SO good! can you teach me how to make these! i wanna learn how to bake as exquisitely as you.” you suggest.

“hmm…you know, I usually keep my elixir delights a mystery…” minho discloses with a snide smirk on his face. “but I’d be more than delighted to show you. after all, you are my next door neighbor and I find you endearing to be around,” he responds.

his words shouldn’t make u this flustered but you gotta admit. he’s quite the handsome dad. his beauty is ethereal and you could easily get lost in his hypnotic eyes. his body is godly and you do the best you can not to stare at him and drool on the spot. you’d think hes unreal the moment you look at him. he has a subtle, yet deadly sex appeal.

but…….he’s also kindhearted, respectful of your boundaries, & full of love for his child and his cats. and hes got quite the sense of humor….his occasional deadpan jokes never fail to put a smile on your face. and sometimes he makes you laugh until your stomach hurts. the fact that the sweetest dad ever is also one of the finest men you’ve ever eyed is a lethal combo.

you guys decide to reconvene the next weekend and that whole day, he teaches u the intricacies behind his sugary elixir delights. over the months, the two of you bake together more and more frequently and his daughter even comments about how nice you are and how she wishes you were her mother 🥺 both you and minho get flustered by such a straightforward comment. this made u curious to know more about minho’s past but don’t wanna interfere with his privacy. you really wonder what his ex-wife did to divorce such a kind, beautiful man like him. as you two get to know each other more over time, he eventually feels comfortable opening up to you about such personal topics. and once you find out, you start tearing up and give him the biggest hug ever. you cry into his arms and he comforts you with pats on the shoulder.

“I’m so sorry you ever had to go through that. you’re such a good father in every way possible. you deserve the best love on earth. how dare she take advantage of you like this!?” you say as you continue sobbing.

“aw dont cry dear. as painful as that experience was, I’m in a much better place now and we’re doing amazing now.” minho responds with a kiss on your forehead.

it was right then and there when you felt trillions of sparks inside of you. his warm embrace coupled with that forehead kiss. these things have never happened throughout your time of getting to know him. you felt butterflies all over and you look up at him in confusion. “I-…uh…did u j-just kiss m-...me?”

“oh I hope I didn’t make you unco-“

“no you’re good! I was just taken aback by it.”

minho’s expression went from worry to ease. he pecks ur forehead again and you giggle because it makes u so giddy.

“Can I ….kiss you?” he shyly asks. he hopes he’s respecting your boundaries and doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable with such intimacy.

“awe of course! i didn’t realize you could be such a good kisser despite only kidding my forehead!”

minho grabs your lips and gives you the most electrifying, earth-shattering kiss you’ve ever had. he kisses you like there’s no tomorrow and shows you how passionate he is. and you two don’t even realize you’re making out until he pulls away. even he’s a little giddy by you.

“you are amazing. i hope you know that. and uh…i-….I hope this doesn’t sound out of pocket but…. are you willing to be my beloved girlfriend?”

you respond by kissing him again, resulting in another unintentional make out session.

“EWWW COOTIES! DADDY PLEASE STOP SHARING YOUR GERMS WITH OTHERS! GROSS!”

the two of you burst into hysterical laughter and he apologizes to his daughter for having seen that.

“alright sweetheart it’s time for bed now. do you want me to read u a bedtime story?” minho inquires.

“YES YES OF COURSE!” minha eagerly nods. please read jack and the beanstalk to me again! and can she join pretty PLEASEEEE!?”

he looks to you to see if you’re fine with it and you also nod. both of you take turns reading each page of jack and the beanstalk until minha falls asleep and once you guys are done, he pecks her forehead. but she also looks to you and asks YOU for a kiss. and of course you decide to give her a peck as well.

minho turns off minha’s light and says good night. once her door is closed, minho holds your hand and walks you over to the living room.

“I hope I didn’t keep you around for too long. but before you head back to sleep, I just wanted to say thank you for being such a great companion to me over these past few months. i usually don’t open up about my personal life like that but I hope that through this newly established relationship, we can develop mutual love and trust for each other. i want to take things slow with you and make sure you’re comfortable with me. the love I have for you is more than anything I couldn’t possibly express verbally.”

he gives you another warm hug. you could literally fall asleep in his arms if you wanted to. he decides to walk you back home despite it being one door across from his. but of course, minho being him, he loves being a gentleman and making sure you’re safe.

over time, you feel more and more comfortable disclosing your deepest darkest secrets……including a fetish you never would’ve thought he’d be into…….👀

[HOLY FRICK THIS WAS WAAAYYY LONGER THAN INTHOUGHT AND I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE HOW LOOOONNNG IT WAS UNTIL NOW…… OH MY GOD…..AND I WAASS ORIGINALLY GONNA DISCLOSE MY HARD THOUGHTS BUT GOT SOOOOOO LOST IN THE FLUFF AND ANGST INSTEAD🫣🫣🫣🫣WHOOPS! SRRY ABT THAT!!!! my brain really be thinking a million thoughts at 2am… 😳 but I mean….i gotta give the hot single dilf a backstory…..👇🏼😔👇🏼]

Babe, I don't even know what to add to this.

This is an absolute masterpiece.

I don't know what to add to this to make it better when it's already as perfect as it is!!

Would you like a lil anon tag?

Imagine living near Lee Know with his cats!!

I just know he would be an amazing father too!!

The type to constantly give his kids amazing dishes with such nutritious food.

The type to constantly post pics on Instagram of filters with his kids & his cats.

And I just know that he would give the most amazing squishy hugs!!

Please, go more into fetishes!!

I also feel he would love to cover his hand over your mouth when he's pounding into you.

'Shhh, honey. You don't want to wake the kids' he'd whisper into your ear as his fingers are shoved down your throat.

I mean, absolute d!lf energy right here.

#whatudowhennooneseesyou hard hours #whatudowhennooneseesyou #whatudowhennooneseesyou anon asks #lee know smut #stray kids smut #stray kids hard hours #anon you just made my day

[kieairakitty]

June 8th - Frustration

Frustrated is my feeling for the day.

I am disappointed that Daddy and Sissy have pretty much given up on quitting smoking already. I am frustrated that Sissy constantly doesn’t follow the rules, I feel like I am the one that is being the Domme but I am having to do it through Daddy.

I have been questioned myself a lot lately. Perhaps I am not a submissive, perhaps I am a switch. Should I let loose my Mistress side? Domme Lea but be dommed by Daddy? How would I even bring that up, and how would that dynamic even work? (side note - because I feel like I want sissy and daddy to read this - this is nothing set I just need to get my thoughts out of my head)

I feel like I could be a Mistress again (I used to do it all the time in RP) Anarane was a Switch, she dommed many people, but only the truly strong males could dom her ... and it was pretty hot. Their hand wrapping around her throat and forcing her to submit .... mmph.... just remembering it makes me tingle.

(Might have to make a seperate post for Daddy and Sissy to read and leave out the trip down memory lane lol)

I am also frustrated because I feel like Daddy needs to be a stronger dom, but Im not sure if he can be. He is a sweet, soft, caring Daddy - which don’t get me wrong I love - but sometimes I want more, and sometimes I feel like Lea needs more. I don’t want to force Daddy into being something he is not. So I have also contemplated perhaps seeking out another more Dominate Dom to join our family .... not that I ever would without talking to everyone first, but it is a thought that crosses my mind quite often.

I havent been feeling very little lately, and I miss having my little days ... that is something I dont ever want to give up, but if Im going to have to take control and be the one who decides on discipline, pain or pleasure, then lets just do that.

For starters, I’d limit them both to 4 smokes a day and if they use them all up early. Too bad, deal with it until the next day and try to ration it better. Or I’d st certain times, you get one when you wake up. One more around lunch, one in the afternoon and one after dinner. Not only would it help their health, it would save us all money - which we are all rather short on. It makes me feel guilty about going out for dinner, when I know were struggling and going to be out of money again come Monday and just barely hanging on until my payday.

As it is, I did a cash advance for Ottawa, paid it back then borrowed again because I didnt have any cash left. And will probably have to do it again this pay. Hoping come the first when I get my double pay I can pay it off and then leave it alone.

Sissy is even worse off, she’s living off her overdraft, which is causing friction in her and Kirstens relationship, and I was rather annoyed when Daddy said she could buy some toys at Walmart. Managed to convince her to buy something that was more useful and less money at least, but she was rather mad when I took her toys and said not unless daddy says .... and then he goes and says yes.

I feel like I have to remind him to check in on Sissy, to make sure she’s wearing her glasses, or drinking water (which I dont think she has done in days) yet he doesnt really check in with me and there is no one to remind him that I need help too. 

Perhaps our dynamic should shift. I need a Master, I would then be a MIstress to Lea ... but would still be Daddys girl and Sissy would be daddys brat. I dunno, Im just trying to figure everything out.

Im also frustrated with the pets. I hate that Loki is always in my face. His humping the bed bothers me as does his gross penis. I dunno it just makes me uncomfortable. I am not a dog person by any means, and Id never ask sissy to give up her dog, I hate that Boba and Loki dont get along, but I also like that hes not in the living room and constantly in my face. I feel like if he was, I’d end up sequestering myself to the bedroom a lot, just to be away from him and with my kitties. Dogs are fun once in a while, but Im not a huge fan of living with one. *This part I would never tell Lea though, as I know it would really upset her*

I am worried about when Kirsten comes to live here. The way Lea gets annoyed with her antics makes me upset, I still feel a bit awkward and uncomfortable around her, especially when we are alone. And even on the Ottawa trip I foud myself saying “Shut up” In my head when she would start going on about certain things, and just wanting to get away from her. She tries to get it on the play time and it seems to only bother Lea, which in turn bothers me, but also makes me feel bad that Kirsten is often left out. 

I love Lea, and I love having her here, but every once in a while I wonder .... did we jump into this too fast? If it was just Lea, no dog, no Kirsten, I feel like things would be fine - we could just deal with the Dominance issue, but it’s not and I need to find a way to deal with everything all at once.

*Slight side note - Im annoyed that Sissy stays up all night and then naps all day. I again feel like this is something Daddy needs to address as her Dom, but I get tired of being the one to have to point these things out.

Think I got enough off my mind to have a nap before I have to go to my doctors appointment - another thing that annoys me - why am I always the one that has to sleep on the couch? I was looking forward to having the bed to myself for a bit after Daddy left for work but she came in right away and I was frustrated so I ended up just getting up - took care of my cats and her dog because of course she went to bed late so shes sleeping through his whining. I think this family really needs to figure out a routine.

[everythingsinred]

Previous anon. Honestly nothing made me happier than seeing natsume and mikan well and happy in the spin off manga, just together and happy. Ofc i do miss Hotaru and i hope she managed to get back to the gang bc they are just not complete without her.

I wanted to ask you: do you have any HCs regarding the quartet (yes including Hotaru being back) in their mundane day to day highschool time? How is studying for them, what do they all wanna be when thry graduste? Are any of them going to go to university? How fast are Natsume and Mikan going to be married? Anyone any kids? Maybe a dog or cats?

thanks for the ask <3 yeah my absolute favorite part of the spin off was seeing natsumikan as an official couple! theyre so cute <3 im incapable of thinking of a post-kageki universe where they dont reunite with hotaru.

tsubasa mentions around chapter 73 or 74 that the last couple years of the high school count as university credit but that some students choose to continue college to gain more knowledge. i feel like perhaps hotaru would be in that category. she is very lazy but i think she'd want to refine her skills. if not that, then i could see her easily taking off with a career right out of school since she already has an impressive following. her future is pretty solid.

ruka wants to be a vet and i'm not entirely sure how vet training would work in alice academy? it's a pretty lengthy process in the normal world--about 8 years (4 undergrad, 4 at vet school). if the last 2-3 years of alice academy hs are the equivalent of a typical 4 year university, then ruka would still have to continue the 4 years of vet school to get his credential. in any case, he's pretty passionate about it. he doesn't seem like he puts much effort into school while in elementary school, but i think he'd put his all into vet school because he'll be doing something he really loves.

i can see mikan pursuing a teaching job or maybe nursing--something where she can help people. it would HAVE to be a people-oriented occupation, where she interacts with lots of people and is more hands-on. in either case, she could probably start right away after graduation and since nepotism is real and she's close friends with most of the staff, she's a shoe-in for a teaching position for sure.

i can't imagine natsume having a job he's passionate about. i don't think natsume would ever be passionate about labor, no matter what it is. i've read all kinds of fics, where natsume goes on to be a spy or work in security or what have you, but to be honest i don't think natsume would EVER elect to be in a dangerous field after being a child soldier for so many years. idk cant he be mikan's stay at home husband? cant he have a break? if he must have a job, i'd hate it if he did anything dangerous; i much prefer to imagine him doing something calm and laid-back.

as for the marriage question.... i can see them getting married ASAP. like right away tbh. natsume has a terminal illness after all! but thats not fully relevant to me bc i cant imagine a future where natsume doesnt get "cured" in some way. i just cant. in any case they were 12 when they got engaged so they're the kind of couple that moves fast FOR SURE. they'd get married as soon as it becomes a possibility. i talk about the possibility of nm children here, too.

as for other characters...

idk really. i can see tsubasa and misaki for sure having kids. the other class b characters might have kids but probably not right away. i can see ruka for sure having pets always. maybe natsumikan get a kitty. that would be cute!

i have a lot of hcs actually but i feel like this has gotten pretty long so i'll leave it at that for now. thanks for sending me this ask! i appreciate it ;-; <3

#answered #anon #ga #gakuen alice #feel free to send as many asks as u like! #i love talking abt ga forever and ever #if this seems short its just bc im tired... i didnt get a lot of sleep last night ;-;

[sapphicgarlic]

AHH!! i’m so glad to hear things are going well!!! and yes taking things slow with your ex sounds like it was a really good idea!!! online school sucks, i honestly find it fully useless 😭😭luckily all my classes are back in person now!

BUT YES AS UOU SHOULD!!! i’m very proud of you 🫶 also the kitty is SO BIG NOW!!! so cute i love him sm <333

i am all good!!! very very busy between school, volunteering and work!!! i’ve been for an MRI today because of my health being not so good HOWEVER i am feeling better now than i have for a while!!! i watched daredevil a few months back and it’s now my favourite show ever!!! i have not been able to bring myself to watch any of harry styles’ new movies… idk. i saw his snippet in eternals and it’s had me STRESSED. but disappointing about my policeman!!! OH!! i did watch black adam the other day though and very much enjoyed it!!! (was so glad for a good superhero film after what marvel has been coming out with recently… i have not been impressed!! especially by multiverse of madness)

BUT YES IM SENDING YOU SO MUCH LOVE <33 (also can you believe my hamster is over a year old?!?! i love her sm!! idk when i last spoke to you but she had a massive cage upgrade a few months ago and she is THRIVING!!!)

mine too the problem is that i have IN PERSON TESTS about sujects that were online which sucks ass and i am a lil depressed since yesterday about it but its going to be okie

YESS JIJI IS A BIG BOI

good fucking luck w/ your tests and i hope you get better soon!!!

i watched she-hulk and then matt showed up i was like “well…well…well..👀👀” i havent watched black adam yet but i have okay hopes for it!! i dont loveee superhero stuff but it seems ok! i deff dont rec anything harry has been on honestly like my policeman was TRAGIC. i didnt LOVE multiverse of madness but it wasnt bad BAD, i think there was just too much hype around it —actually just remember that the problem was resolved by “the power in bealiving myself” so i take it back… mommy wanda rocks but the rest….?? CRAP

OMG SHES A YEAR OLD??? TIME FUCKING FLIES OMG A CAGE UPGRADE SHES LIVING THAT QUEEN LIFE SHE DESERVES!!!!!!

[kurapike]

hii kyo it’s been soo long! i hope you’re totally healthy now 🤍🤍🤍

i’ve been working on my summer courses… i’ve gotten kind of behind so now i have soo much work to make up. it’s fine bc i can catch up. this weekend will just be a little long for me ^^;; it’s okay though bc i don’t have much to do. anyway i might get new clothes soon. i haven’t in a while, so that’ll be nice. + i’m not using heat on my hair anymore bc it’s a little fried rn +_+ i forgot how much nicer i look with my hair a little curly instead of straightened. i just get too lazy to care for it ig!

earlier i was feeding the kitten spaghetti… she’s always wants everything?? we constantly have to chase her away from our food. she loves egg yolks and raw chicken and cheese the most, but she also loves bread rolls and sauces and fish. she won’t eat kitty treats, though.. she’s so chubby rn because she’s about to grow again! she gets really fat before she has a growth spurt it’s so cute ^^

what have you been listening to lately? i looove sunmi’s two new songs. i think i lean toward that style of music a lot. have you seen the mv? it’s so fun and all the sets were so pretty ✨ i’ve been listening to feel my rhythm a lot too! then twice’s japanese music, and aimer.

a while ago now (rip) you asked about my favorite rv songs and members. members… idk honestly ;; i think seulgi is so attractive i’m like 😵‍💫💘 every time i see her. but then there’s something so lovely about every other member, too. i think it just depends on the moment tbh. my favorite song, though, is definitely in & out. then feel my rhythm and peek-a-boo. i really love all of their music so much.. i need to go through their whole discography carefully. once i’m finished doing it with twice 🤍

yes, the ducks at the pond are pretty friendly! well, i haven’t visited them since before covid…. there are some geese though and they’re pretty evil. i should visit again sometime. there’s like, a bunch of playgrounds and paths and lots of shade. it’s really nice tbh.

yeah, we have lots of shops here. target, a mall, lots of boba and coffee shops. we have a little anime merch shop, which i really like. and thankfully, they’re so normal. it’s a little family business, and they market to families, so they don’t have all the creep shit lol. i really love little anime figures.. i think they’re so cute. i don’t like to buy things much, but i actually do really love like nendos and mini figures.

aww your collection sounds so cute! i think i saw a few pictures a while ago? decorating is soo fun, right? i need to set my room back up again. i took everything down to make room for some people visiting months ago, then never set anything back up oops

are you looking forward to anything? i’ll be so happy to be done with summer school ^^ and stayc is releasing new music this month! actually, the way i found them was accidentally clicking on their livestream for their last release lol.

okay ily and hope you’re doing so well! take care and stay warm 🤍🤍🤍🤍

HIIIIIIIIIII baby sorry i took long i wanted to answer from my computer and i never even turn it on (╥ω╥)

do u have full classes during summer there? :o is the long break during winter? anyways i know you work soooo hard on your studies and that's so admirable i know u will make it far! im gonna take some more fashion classes soon hehe. ♡

yesss let your hair rest! i hate when its too cold and i dry it and it looks inflated like a cloud in a dryyyy unnatural way (」°ロ°)」 i cut it short recently! i usually prefer it long bc i like braiding it or wearing cute hairstyles but it was sooooo old and damaged omg so i just grabbed sccissors and chop chop. hehe (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡

your kitty sounds a bit insane i love her!!! i love cats so much so much so much i would die for each of them. is she a baby too!!!!

cute kibumi interval

sunmi's new songs are not the kind of music i enjoy the most but they are nice for chill music for me! i gravitate towards more dance and electronic music generally ☆⌒(><) btw i ve been listening to twice and there are many songs i liked :) tell u about it soon! nowadays i listen to all kinds of synth/electronic pop and dance/house whatever and also trance and techno and kpop and maybe some ballads and also the 2000s rock songs i listened to during my childhood/teen years :) ah and also jrock/visual kei hehe

and ofc my kibum! ヾ(☆▽☆) he's preparing a new album im soooo excited ♬♫♪◖(● o ●)◗♪♫♬ everyday i think im bout to die from how much i love him (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

cute kibumi interval part 2

yesss tbh i dont think to start collecting photocards was a good idea bc im not rich but i started slowly and suddenly im consumed (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ but to be fair its also fun and u can make friends too. and yesss decorating with stuff u like is super nice, u shuld set your room back up bc it really lifts the mood :) i get so happy when i wake up and see my kibum everywhere with colourful stickers and plushies. well as happy as morning permits ig

i want to visit the kind ducks and evil goose with u! we can make a picnic ! i'd love to visit all the cool places in your town :0 do u like anime or only figurines? i do like it but i havent watched anything in so long ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ <- freedom dance

im looking forward to my friend visiting me soon and getting new pcs and kibums new album and studying more and learning this one song that i just cant get the lyrics right lol what about u !!!!!!!!!!!

ok thats it im visiting You soon! study hard but dont forget to rest too!!!!!!!!!! ♡ (˘▽˘>ԅ( ˘⌣˘) i love uuuuuuuuuu

#kanon🤍 #x #ask #anon #hehehehhe

[fairyaali]

hello love! Can I please request a somewhat spicy sub!chat noir x reader? Maybe where the reader is kinda feeling him up and leaving him hickeys and he’s a purring and moaning mess? Maybe he’s begging her to keep going and who is she to say no to such a sweet baby kitty? If that’s not too much of course😌 tysm

Hello bb ! I hope that this satisfied your sub! Chat needs hehe (i know it satisfied mine so) I really love how this came out and maybe i’m willing on continuing another part from here) Thank you so much for this request ! <3

Pairing: Chat Noir X Reader

Warnings: NSFW, characters are aged up in college here :), swearing.

Tags: Sub!chat, Dry humping, begging.

This is how it all went down. He saved you from an akumatized villain. He flirted. You flirted back. Then you guys started hooking up.

You didn’t understand why Chat Noir would do this with a civilian but like every other person on this planet, he has his needs. He would knock in a pattern on your window so you knew it was him and you would let him in, you’d talk for a bit, ask each other about your day until one of you breaks and pushes the other on the bed or against the wall. He was good in bed. Very good. You knew you’d never grow tired of this affair. To top it all off after you both finished you’d sit in bed and talk about all sorts of things. Aliens, Conspiracy theories about the media, gossip about people and sometimes he’d even play Mario Kart with you.

There were no strings attached. You both made it clear from day one. There couldn’t be. You both didn’t have the time for a relationship, you both didn’t have the energy for one so you simply stuck to the title ‘fuck buddies’ until one of you decides to back out. This night was different though. A smile didn’t appear on your face when you hear the familiar knock on your window because you were stuck cussing at your computer screen and rubbing your head in frustration. You had an essay to explain Shakespeare and his works but for some reason you kept deleting all that you’ve typed because you couldn’t put your thoughts into words.

He knocked again, quickly this time. “I know you’re there, beautiful.” His voice was muffled through the glass.

You huffed and put your laptop on the bed before stomping to the window. You opened it and were met by the hero grinning at you. You, on the other hand, didn’t have a pleased look on your face.

“I’m not in the mood Chat.” You state and were about to close the window again but he held it to stop you from closing it.

“Ma Belle, did I do something wrong?” He asks, a frown on his face.

You shake your head. “No, I just have this stupid essay that I’ve been trying to type out for the past four hours.” You sigh and make your way back to your bed, rubbing your temples.

He follows you inside and closes the window behind him.

“Maybe I can ease your stress for a little bit.” He says, a smirk on his face.

You simply shoot him a glare and he chuckles nervously, putting his hands up in defense.

“Okay. No sex. Got it.” He sits beside you and looks at what you’re typing.

“You know you can leave right? If you’re horny you can go to your other side bitches.” You say as you type away, your eyes glued onto your screen.

Chat purses his lips, like he held himself back from saying something and shook his head.

“Maybe I came here for some company.” He says.

You snort and chuckle. “Yeah right.” You say sarcastically and look at him, but he wasn’t smiling. You gulp and your smile fades away. Did he seriously come over because he feels lonely?

His face was leaning closer to your and you were leaning closer too. No. You had to finish this stupid essay.

“Stop distracting me kitty.” You whisper and kiss his nose quickly before looking back at the screen.

He groans and falls back on the bed, playing with the pillow.

“I can help you if you’re writing about Shakespear, I wro-“ He stops himself from talking and you turn around, quirking your eyebrow at him.

“You wrote an essay like this?” you questioned.

He visibly gulps and shakes his head.

“Do you go to college?” You question further.

He chuckles nervously. “You know I can’t tell you that mon ange.”

You stare at him for a moment before looking back at your screen. You decided not to pry further, he seemed uncomfortable talking about his personal life and you decided to respect his wishes.

Your phone started to ring and you see that it’s your friend from college Marinette. You pick it up.

“Hey Mari.” You say as you type.

“The deadline has been changed to next week!” She exclaims happily.

You were filled with rage.

“what?” You deadpanned.

“Yeah apparently some students asked to change it because they were having difficulties so he changed it to next week instead of tomorrow morning.”

“I literally asked him to extend the deadline three days ago and he refused. I swear to god I want to kill this son of a bitch” You groan and clutch your fist in anger.

She sighs, “I know girl, but hey at least you’ve got more time on your hands!”

Marinette always tried to be positive when she could and you appreciated that but honestly you needed to vent. “Yeah, thanks for letting me know Mari.”

“No problem! Bonne nuit.”

“Bonne nuit.” You sigh out before you end the call.

You groan out in frustration and shut your laptop.

“What happened?” Chat asks.

You get out of your bed and start to pace around.

“I have been working on this essay for the past four days, knowing very well how stupid it was that the deadline was only five days for a two thousand word essay on fucking Shakespeare and when I ask to extend the deadline, the son of a bitch replies with an angry email saying theres enough time and that im just lazy.” You finally breathe and chat was about to say something but you cut him off.

“But when his privileged French pupil ask him to extend the deadline of course he agrees and you know what, I think it was Adrien fucking Agreste who asked him because hes the fucking pretty model boy who has everybody on their knees for him just because of his high status.” You sit down and without realising you start talking about a different subject.

“Yeah, I get it, everybody wants to fuck the pretty blond guy with money, I would too but at least I don’t look like a thirsty bitch every time he talks to me, some girls in my damn college have literally no chill and I swear to god one day I want to make him my bitch, make him weak for me to show those bitches what i’m capable of.” You were breathing heavily at this point and your face was flushed red.

You always thought Adrien was attractive, everyone did but whenever he talked to you, you responded normally to him unlike other people who constantly laughed at everything he said to try and get in his pants. He was a good guy but he was too well known for his own good and it made you uninterested in him. You thought he was out of your league, that’s what those french bitches told you at least. They belittled you just because you’re foreign - you knew they were just jealous that Adrien was always the one to come up to talk to you unlike them.

That was enough ranting for now. You look at Chat who was staring at you wide eyed, his cheeks glowing red.

“You don’t need to say anything, it’s just-“ You look down at his body and notice something. “Chat..why are you hard?”

He crosses his legs over the other awkwardly to try and hide it. “W-What are you talking about?”

You stand up and walk over to him and he walks back until he’s pressed against the wall.

“What? You get hard thinking about me making someone weak?” You whisper to him and he looks away from you. “You want me to do the same to you kitty?” You kiss his ear and he shudders, nodding slowly. Your hand moves down from his chest to his belly and your lips move from his ear to his jaw. Chat tilts his head back and a frenzy of purrs emerge from his parted lips. He was aroused, in a state of euphoria even with your small, light touches. Your hand moved lower until it reached down to the tent he had in his suit. It was painfully tight for him. Your fingertips lightly brushed over the bulge and he cussed under his breath.

“Fuck.” He whispered while you continued to touch his clothed erection and lick up his neck. He kept purring and moaning at the same time. You loved seeing him worked up like this. Your lips latched on to a certain spot on his neck and you sucked on it harshly, nibbling at it when you got the chance and putting more pressure with your hand against him.

He was a mess, grinding against your hand and breathing heavily.

“Ma Belle – merde,” he couldn’t even speak without stuttering. “I want more, please.” He begs and you look up at him, noticing the red mark on his neck and feeling very pleased with yourself.

“More what, kitty?” You whisper and remove your hand from where it was.

He groans in frustration.

“More – I-I want you to touch me more.” He pleads. “Please.”

You smirk at him and pull him to your bed, pushing him back on the bed and getting on his lap. Before he could react you put your lips on his and start to grind on top of him.

He moans against your lips and throws his head back, holding onto your hips for support. You could tell that he wanted to take his clothes off but you wanted him to come right then and there.

Your hips move against his, the friction pleasing you the same, causing you to moan but grin at the worked up blond beneath you.

“Shit, shit I’m close.” He whimpers and closes his eyes, moving his own hips with yours to get more pleasure.

It felt so good but you knew you couldn’t finish with him, maybe you could continue after but your hopes disappeared when you heard the beeping coming from his ring.

“Mon Ange I-“

“Shut up and come for me kitty.” You groan out and quicken your movements causing him to part his lips and hold onto you.

His body shakes and he spews out cuss words in French while he comes undone, thrusting his hips up and whimpering.

You’re both breathing heavily, looking at each other both dazed and tired. You were about to lean in for another kiss but his ring starts beeping furiously.

You hop off of his lap and watch as he groans while he gets up, uncomfortably moving because of the mess he made between his legs.

“I’m sorry I cant finish you off.” He says, pouting at you.

“It’s okay Chat, I think you’ve done enough today.” You wink at him and he chuckles bashfully.

“Until next time Mon ange!” He says and opens the window.

“Bye Kitty.” You blow him a kiss and with that he’s off.

Maybe you could actually finish yourself off to the thought of him being a mess for you but before you could even do anything, your phone beeps and you see a notification from Adrien Agreste.

 “Did you hear that they moved the deadline for the Shakespeare essay? Pissed me off tbh.”

It was like he knew you accused him of something and to top it all off this was the first time he’s ever really texted you. It was weird but maybe you shouldn’t think much of it. Right?

#chat noir #chat noir x reader #adrien agreste #mlb #adrien x reader #miraculous ladybug

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Can you please poorly explain Ephemeral

Gale poorly Explains: Ephermeral

Bob roth: I want me coin back!

Gabriel: (sensing sadness) Adrien handle my responsibilities

Adrien: But father

Gabriel: Implication of abuse or Sentimonster theory.

Adrien: Okay

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Ladybug: WHERE THE F*** IS CHAT NOIR! I got nine heroes here and we cant do s***

Pegasus: I was scrooge mcduck for 5 seconds.

Ladybug: Okay I have plan. Viperion. Type in every combination until it opens

Viperion: This is gonna suck

(and 100 attempts later)

Viperion: And that sucked

(And they beat the safe man)

Su han: Ladybug, the f***?

Ladybug: Chat noir wasnt here. not my fault.

Su Han: Find out who he is or i take kitty.

Ladybug: NO! But my trauma

Su han: IDGAF do it anyway.

Viperion: (who totally knows ladybug and Chat noir's identities) This seems like a problem that could easily be rectified by revealing I know who they are... BUT I wont do that

Ladybug: Guess we gotta gaslight chat noir

Viperion: Cool

___________________________________________________

Ladybug: I think we should reveal our identies

Chat noir: Oh damn is this a dream?

Ladybug: You first.

Chat noir: Im adrien agreste

Ladybug: Bulls*** be serious

Chat noir: But... I am tho.

Ladybug: De-transform or it doesnt count.

Chat noir transforms into adrien agreste

Ladybug: (Shocked Pikachu face)

Adrien: I am glad that this is real and totally not a trick to get me to reveal my identity.

Viperion: Ladybug should i reset now? Ladybug? The ploy remember.

Ladybug: I suddenly dont want to gaslight chat noir.

(Viperion detransforms)

Luka: i sure hope this doesnt go wrong

(it will)

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Marinette: But how can Adrien be furry? My brain cant deal!

(cue Marinette freaking out)

Luka: I totally know whats going on, so I am gonna check on her.

Marinette: I am having hard time accepting thing

Luka: Try accepting thing

Marinette: Holy s*** you are so wise.

__________________________________________________

And Ladybug fell in love with adrien again

Ladybug: Adrien, i am marinette

Adrien: Hot

and they started dating

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Gabriel: I am gonna be a good father for once and check on my son

Adrien: (on the phone) Goodnight my lady

Gabriel: The only simp in paris to ever call someone his lady is... CHAT NOIR

(this is exactly how he figured it out in canon)

Gabriel: Adrien, Follow me.

Adrien: This seems sus

Gabriel: I am actually shadowmoth! And you will obey me

Adrien: No papa yamete!

Shadowmoth: You will obey because Plot! Or something about being a sentimonster

Adrien:...Okay

Shadowmoth: You are now grape boy. You can speed up things but like only works on ladybug when she uses her power.

___________________________________________________

Marinette: I wonder what movie will air

Shadow noir: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME! THE MIRACULOUS IS HERE

Marinette: Shadowmoth? (Transforms)

Shadow noir: GO GRAPE BOY!

Ladybug: Grape boy?

Ephemeral: It me

Ladybug: You monster! you turned your son into the worst designed akuma. Now to send info to Luka and hope he conveniently knows I am Ladybug or else this would be really stupid.

____________________________________________________

Luka: GASP! Marinette needs help. Its a good thing I blatantly lied to her about not knowing her identity, or this would make almost no sense.

Sass: Ladybug miraculous + Cat miraculous = Universal retcon

Luka: That doesnt sound good. Go back in time now

___________________________________________________

Ladybug and Chat noir: The f***

(sees all of the time distortion)

Ladybug: I need to talk to sass.

Chat noir: Why was Luka in the sewer though?

Luka: Dont think about it

Chat noir: Okay.

Ladybug: Okay so thats what happened. Okay so if we fix the satellite. That will fix everything.

Chat noir: That makes sense

Cue space power up transformation

Ladybug: And we did it

Chat noir: Cool, so what did you want to tell me?

Ladybug: Lol dont worry about it.

Chat noir: (sad kitty)

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Su han: Why didnt you learn chat noir's identity

Ladybug: Im the guardian bitch f*** off

Su han: Ah yes that makes sense

#gale poorly explains #miraculous ladybug #ephemeral #ml s*** post

[chocoenvy]

I JUST FINISHED THE THIRD PART AND AAAA NOO DEAR READER NOO 😭😭

The Tsaritsa being so kind to us is just magnificent, truly resembles her past and it’s just so refreshing after being tormented by everything (except for Milo, the Abyss Mage and all the other friends Reader has, they deserve the world 😞). I truly hope that even if Reader goes to another region, they can always count with her!

I have some questions regarding some in-game mechanics, like for example friendship. Will the characters that had a high amount of friendship with the Reader suffer more when they learn the truth? (They literally were Reader’s favourites and they just didn’t do anything to stop the torture/helped with it) hmm yes so much angst it crushes my heart ❤️. Oh god, just thinking about them realizing that the love her god had for them was destroyed it’s so painful 🥲

Will Paimon be aware from the beginning of our true identity? I haven’t seen her in any of the SAGAU works I have read, and it would be sus to see her not recognizing us (she is literally the one that connects the Traveler with us if we think about it, and has all the necessary means to help us since she herself can help with out-of-game stuff, like with the wishes or the game settings)

Do new characters or characters that haven’t appeared yet (like Itto or Ayato) hate Reader too? It would make sense from a world view, but thinking that they weren’t present when Reader was traveling around Teyvat is a little bit strange (but not impossible since even the Archons who DEVOTED their lives and love to Reader couldn’t recognize them 😭)

Thanks again for your wonderful content and sorry if the ask was longer than expected, and also PLEASE SLEEP IT’S SO LATE (at least here) GO NOW GO TO ZZZ AND REMEMBER TO TAKE CARE!

Platonic kisses from Kitty Anon!

the amount of people calling me out on my unhealthy sleeping schedule-

You saying how it resembles the Tsaritsa's past

Me not knowing anything about the Tsaritsa'spast: 🧍

and to answer your questions!

the characters with the most friendship would definetely be crushed. Unfortunately, since everybody's friendship characters are different for each person i can't really include it in a general sagau fic. However, the traveler. Being the God's first vessel and the vessel they can most easily level up, being the vessel they use in cutscenes. The one vessel that no matter what sees their god everytime they log onto the game?

Imagine the hurt when they didn't reconginze you? they just went along with what the archons were saying. I mean, they were doing it for you! They were thinking of you! You were such an important person to capture, the traveler was sure if they got rid of you, the archons would give them plentiful rewards. You always look so happy when you have enough for a wish, they just wanted to see you happy-!

also i'd love to include reader getting their revenge and then going back to tsurumi island with Milo and seeing him all grown up. Idk if i'll have the time or room to include it in part four and i plan on that being the last part. i might include fluff scenarios connected to it just for my own self-indulgence :))

I ACTUALLY HAVE NO CLUE WHAT ROLE PAIMON WOULD PLAY she's definetely self-aware. i mean, on pc when you press escape, she's there floating around on the interface, looking at you. She knows you, what you look like. Was she just staying silent for her own gain? Out of fear? Or maybe she was actually none the wiser? Idk man, up to interpretation i suppose

also whether a character hates you or not changes person to person!

i assume that Ayato also hates you. He's connected to Inazuma very precariously, he has many relations and understands how important their god is. So the thought of you impersonating their god has his blood boiling and his sword at the ready.

Itto, though, is half oni. I don't know much about him, but he isn't too concerned with human politics as far as im aware. I like to think he heard about you being an imposter and thought "Well if they think their so good to impersonate the almighty god then let them fight me!" again, don't know much about him, but he'd be itching for a fight and/or doesn't care about you being an "imposter" he just wants to see this "godly power" or lack there of for himself

NOW YAE MIKO is one mysterious bitch! I feel like she wouldn't have much of a role in your capture, which makes her seem suspicious to everyone. But she's a friend of the Shogun, nobody can hurt her. I FEEL LIKE, she'd track you down and interract with you without hurting you. You're immediately attatched to her because she didn't jump to violence. She notices how pathetic you are and maybe investigates you further.

idk i feel like she'd either figure out the truth and/or try and get something from you. she's a sly fox <3

THANK YOU FOR THE ASK AND I WILL SLEEP SOON <3 ALSO IT'S LATE WHERE YOU ARE??? THEN SLEEP??? HYPOCRITE??? <3

#choco.asks #kitty anon #i ramble so much yall

[whaleofatjme1920]

[Chris, Agent, She/They, mid 20s]

First Scp letter

To: 076

From: Agent Chris G. [Redacted]

Hi Able! Happy Valentines day my love, i may not be with you right now, but i will be soon. Meanwhile i'll kinda just write you while im away for you to read it. I hope the foundation staff let you have it

I found more animals, they were in bad condition we can wash them and heal them together. I saw a little kitten it reminded me of you because of your behaviors for being somewhat aggressive and stubborn, but at the same time it was adorable.

I had to go because im in the hospital right now. You still can visit me though it would cost you some good behavior, i know you have had some rampage moments because you haven't seen me at all. A bird told me that, no seriously someone came with a bird costume to my room.

Please remind calm, i will be back around 1 month, 1 months goes by really fast. Anyways, i bought a weighted blanked i wanted to give it to you in person because i know they wouldn't give it to you. I hope this take your fever from sleeping in the hard floor, how many times do i have to tell you that grass and concrete are different?

Do you remember when we meet, and i found that kitty on the floor and i am gratefull that you let me have it, and you even ask me how to wash it because it was covered in a lot of dirt. I think i also remember the kitten almost attack you, it was funny to be honest.

Able i love you, i love how safe you make me feel and how good of a significant other you are, even with your r̶e̶d̶ f̶l̶a̶g̶s̶ fun facts about yourself. I know you are someone who is really hard working and you will get your own freedom or whatever you desired to happen next. You deserve it.

I love you.

If i get out early from here, would you like some chocolates? Or anything you like or want?

Pd: Tell Iris that i saw her snapchat story and tell her it was sick, and that it was because someone clog the toilet with pink glitter, and i was there too they also put a camera and they ban me from going out to the dunking donuts because someone said i was doing drugs.

[Disclaimer: Letters To Those You Hold Dear (Valentine's Edition) is a special event I'm holding from February 13th - February 23rd 11:59 PM. Find the guidelines HERE so you can send a letter or two to those you hold dear <3.]

Item #: SCP-076

Object Class: Keter

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Addendum 076-2.2: A Loving Response

The Following is SCP 076-2's response to a love letter from Agent G. Chris [REDACTED]. After being cleared by Dr. Glass and Dr. Gears respectively, SCP 076-2 was allowed to write a letter response. SCP 079-2's response was shown to the subject of his desire. A cope of the original letter is listed below.

It is always a pleasure to hear from you, حبيبي.

Happy Valentine's to you as well. I wish we were together to celebrate it. It isn't often that I have time to celebrate little things such as this, but know that I am whether we are together or apart. What kind of animals did you find? Perhaps I could offer some more insight, whatever makes you happiest. Cats have always had a soft spot with me, I think they're fantastic little creatures, and the fact it reminded you of me... It makes me smile. That little cat you found and ended up keeping - how are they doing? I've missed them, and you dearly. I assume they need a another bath!

To see you, I would do many things. And I hope the poor bastard reading this does not take that as a threat, but rather a further declaration of my love for you. What happened to you? Are you alright? I hope I can see you soon. As I write, this I feel my writing becoming more and more messy as I yearn to see you - to take care of you. My anger admittedly gets the best of me, and while these psychologists try, that rage will never fall back down. I'm sorry.

As for your other notes, you are far, far too kind to me, much more than I deserve. Plants and I... Admittedly do not get along very well. I am far, far too used to concrete, but the blanket is a nice touch. Thank you.

I love you, and I hope to see you soon. I cannot address your other notes as the Foundation could take them as something wrong, or a foreboding of something ill, but know that I share in sentiments and hope to see you soon. You don't need to get me anything, that would also be far, far too kind.

All of my love,

Able

#letters to those you hold dear #My apologies love bug I'm not familiar with Iris? #scp 076 2 headcanon #scp 076 2 x reader #scp 076 2 #scp x reader #scp headcanon

[peachy-inserts]

𝕙𝕢 𝕓𝕠𝕪𝕤 𝕒𝕤 𝕕𝕒𝕕𝕤

part one ♡  part two (coming soon)

✉︎request: Hcs for Hinata and Kuroo as fathers, please?🥺

✰warnings: none

✎a/n: ahh ty for requesting!! im so sorry but i just.., we dont really write for hinata im so so sorry baby- hes on the masterlist, but we really. just really dont like him. anyways., i added some characters and part two coming soon! i had a little bit of trouble with kuroo, but i hope you enjoy it <3

➳ᴜꜱʜɪᴊɪᴍᴀ, ᴋᴜʀᴏᴏ, ʙᴏᴋᴜᴛᴏ, ɪᴡᴀɪᴢᴜᴍɪ

☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆

✰ ushijima

He swears that he just KNOWS the gender of your baby before you’ve even had your first ultrasound, and with your third child you’ve just come to accept that he actually, really does know. Or maybe it’s dumb luck, but that never seems to be the case with him and he’s far too sure of himself

Talks to the baby no different from you, asks them for advice knowing they won’t be able to answer, but their little coos and smiles directed towards him are all the help he needs anyways

Sews patches into their play clothes when they’ve become too worn to wear, and teaches them how too! Makes his daughter a hello kitty bag when she says she wants a purse and she uses the leftover fabric to patch his work jeans, which he tore on purpose just because she wanted to put her new skills to use. He wears them out in public and with pride

Okay I know he’s a pro athlete but he’s also a farm boy sorry. Anyways he throws blankets into the back of a pickup truck and takes the kids on a (slow, and careful) ride through the backroads. Could you imagine having a dog back there with them too?? He’d train it to tug on their pants when they lean too far out of the truck and keep them safe

Excellent at putting babies to sleep. He’s kind of confused by them at first, and isn’t really sure what to do with them, but eases up when he sees how easily they drift off to sleep when he tucks them into his chest and pats their back

Doesn’t bring up volleyball to them, but secretly  has his fingers crossed that they’ll ask him to play one day; which of course they do, duh, he’s a pro player. As soon as they show even a mild interest in it he’s signing them up for the little league teams and bragging to his teammates

Keeps a photo of the family in his wallet and when he’s away for matches that you can’t make it to often gets caught just staring at it; the team shoots confused looks his way because he’s been looking down at the same photo for 30 minutes straight and smiling softly 

☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆

✰ iwaizumi

Please Iwaizumi with boys is just a role model father. He absolutely adores his little man and drills manners into his head from day one. It’s very important to him that he knows how to treat people with respect and be respected!

The moment he finds out he’s going to be a father he starts planning to build a treehouse. You haven’t even begun to put together a nursery and he’s made several trips to the hardware store and stacked wood in your backyard, and spends the baby’s growing years perfecting it 

He buys/sends you flowers on every single Friday, and hasn’t missed one yet. Your little boy catches on and saves up his allowance to buy you some too, because he’s gone with his dad to pick them up plenty of times and knows the way there relative to his walk home from school

He nearly cries with pride, because come on; that’s too cute.

Iwaizumi with a daughter? Different breed. He may not be real but my feelings for him are and I would do ANYTHING for him

He dresses her up in the ugliest frilly little dresses and takes hundreds of photos, and goes to daddy daughter events/dances??!? Bye I’m smitten. 

Little league coach!!! Listen he knows and loves sports, just the whole category, so everything his kids wanna sign up for you bet your ass he’s signing himself up for too

And he’s a GREAT coach ugh he always knows how to handle the kids, and given his profession is a bargain deal, they’re super lucky to have him there tbh

The other parents try and flirt with him and he just freezes up and panics because he can’t respond to them like he usually would to people given his kids are involved, so he just starts rambling about how great you are

Takes them to practices he’s needed at sometimes and before bringing them in, practically gives the whole team a death threat. They have fun there, though, and he’s screeching instructions and insults out at them with his kid asleep in his arms

☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆

✰ bokuto 

He cries when he finds out he’s going to be a dad. Big, ugly tears, and crushes you with his hugs. Wastes no time whatsoever in bragging to everyone about how lucky he must be to be having your kids ugh hes a cutie

Also cries when they’re born, and it’s visible in every photo. It’s heartwarming, though, and you’re ecstatic to see just how excited he is. You certainly know you’ve made the right choice

When he’s away for games, he always calls to tell his kids a bedtime story and tell them he loves them. Even if it’s 12pm or 3am for him, he keeps his alarm set to go off for 9pm at home.

When he can’t tell a story because he’ll be in the middle of a game, he begs, BEGS, for someone on the sidelines to answer the incoming facetime call and face the camera towards him. When it’s done and over, he’s handed his phone and it met with their sleeping faces, with an msby flag clutched loosely in their tiny fists

He always makes up for having to travel by taking them out individually so they all feel special, whether it’s for ice cream or to a movie. It’s their choice, and he gives them his undivided attention the entire time

They’re completely spoiled by him, honestly. Their allowance is cut off by you because he’s not even leaving enough for him to buy himself lunch-

Shows up to practice when then they’re born just to show them off, excitedly displaying his blessing to all of his teammates before promptly tucking them away into their carseat and leaving before they can make him stay-

✰ kuroo

☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆

Sends his kids to private school, but makes sure they engage in community activities; he still wants them to have the same neighborhood kid experience that he did rather than being stuck up like their classmates, and will push them towards sports

Carries them around on his shoulders nearly everywhere he goes, when they’re babies always has them strapped to his chest and insists he be the one to hold them when you’re out and can’t use a stroller

Buys EVERY single parenting book he can find. Even the ones in the dollar store bargain bins, and compiles every common suggestion into a spreadsheet. By the time the baby’s born he has 12 pages on every book he’s read, everything he’s learned from it, complete with statistics and a works cited page

Takes classes! Is very nervous and doesn’t really know much about babies so he really wants to just make sure he can’t do anything wrong, and like the nerd he is learns as much as possible

He may as well be a pediatrician at this point tbh

Keeps stuffed animals in the bottom drawer of his desk at work for when he brings them in, and will make a bed where his feet would usually go for them to nap on time so they won’t interfere with your sleeping at home

The dad that is angry that math isn’t done the same way as when he was in school and they both have a whole entire moment at the dining room table

#kuroo x reader #ushijima x reader #iwaizumi x reader #bokuto x reader #hc #hcs #headcanons #hq #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu insert #bokuto hc #ushijima hc #kuroo hc #iwaizumi hc #ushijima hcs #bokuto hcs #kuroo hcs #iwaizumi hcs #bokuto headcanons #kuroo headcanons #ushijima headcanons #iwaizumi headcanons #bokuto insert #ushijima insert #iwaizumi insert #kuroo insert #koutarou bokuto #bokuto kotaro #ushiwaka #ushijima wakatoshi