#im a 40 year old woman

[rileys-battlecats]

PSA, keep your dog on a leash when you're in a public, unfenced area. dedicated to the lady that just tried to reassure me, "no she's nice! put your dog down! she's nice!" babe i believe you when you say your dog is nice. what you have not considered is that the dog I am holding is NOT nice and WILL attempt to attack your dog if I put him down. also we are RIGHT next to a busy road and there is Nothing stopping your dog from running into traffic. pls put her on a leash im literally begging you it is SO dangerous for her to not be on a leash here

#rye.txt #the dog I was walking is my grandma's dog and #for the first 10 years of his life #he was NEVER around other dogs or socialized with them #he is CRAZY reactive but it's never been a problem because I keep him on a short leash+harness so there's no chance of him #slipping out and charging at another dog #bUT THAT DOESNT HELP WHEN YOU ENCOUNTER A DOG THATS NOT ON A LEASH AND SPRINTS DIRECTLY AT YOU #im lucky he wears a harness for walks because I was able to just snatch him up directly with the leash #and then spent a solid two minutes dodging the excited dog with her owner going 'put your dog down! she's nice! put him down!' #trying to explain to this woman that I cannot in fact put him down because he WILL start a fight with your dog #it literally took several minutes before the woman realized I was saying 'yes your dog might be nice but MINE ISNT' #'NOW PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT HER ON A LEASH' #augh im so frustrated. like I get what she was saying. she was trying to diffuse the situation like #the dogs just need to get acquainted and then they'll play #but like. GIRL. you are at least in your mid 40s you should be old enough to be able to listen when people tell you that a situation is bad

[didhewinkback]

this just pissed me off so bad like actually how dare you

#no idea who posted this i went on twitter and saw it and now am seeing red #u cannot make a movie based on a man who exists and then say this man played him better than he would #especially when that movie is based on a book a 40 year old woman wrote about a 19 year old pop star #based on a time he was being groomed when he was 17 #pls get out of here #oh im soooo angry why did they ever make this movie

[sqlmn]

OC RNG stuff.

-Lucinda is engaged to the oldest prince in a family of nine where there are 8 brothers and then the youngest is the only girl. She adores her future husband. -Ink Blot is a really dumb mage who acts as a street performer using fake magic despite being an actual mage. He just wants to be the center of attention. -Ruby and Luce are from the same plot (thank you RNG I love the dream wardens). They're part of different pairs and basically just patrol to keep dreams in check. Ruby and Luce also don't really meet each other in canon. Their routes don't overlap but they both interact with the main duo which is Colette and Marcus. (Ruby wants to beat Marcus up while Luce wants to kiss Marcus for what it matters.)

#i really love luce hes just so calm and collected in front of marcus and colette to try and look reliable #but hes actually one of the younger wardens who is made to replace his partner's old partner #so hes with sil and sil is just watching him for the first decade like why is he so awkward #when will he warm up to me or the other wardens he meets why is he always so tense #and then something happens and luce is sent into a panic because he learns that marcus used to laugh with sil and the retired warden #hes like ???? WHY DOES HE HATE ME ? WHAT DID I DO? and sil is like the guy is older than me and doesnt do change well #thats all there is to it he got used to my old partner and youre a wrench in the comfort zone hell get over it tho #and when marcus laughs for the first time in front of luce it is SO over for luce he would do anything for marcus #but then you get marcus who is telling colette i have to say things took an unexpected turn with sils partner #i went from fine with robert to being abandoned by robert to do you think luce is cute cause i think hes cute #and marcus is very much IM SO GAY which is fair cause colette is like MM YEAH SAME #and then you guys gotta realize i love my silly lil prince group where the oldest bro has a really cool future wife #and then the second oldest is like hey bro im stealing your wife for the afternoon and lucinda is like i see i see #and then the second oldest and lucinda just spend the entire afternoon dancing and shes happy to indulge him #then the third oldest is the original main one where he and the castle witch are on a mission to help another kingdom #but like the fact the oldest has an arranged marriage with a woman he loves #and the second youngest is in love with the son of two castle aids #who happens to be 40 and very worn out with stress from having to turn the second oldest down all the time #then the third oldest has a crush on a prince from the kingdom hes trying to help but the crush is on like an 18 year old #so the 2nd and 3rd oldest are constantly bickering over what the other sees in their crushes #anyway hi i love my ocs (gestures to them) #and ink was a really minor character in the plot bc it was mostly me paying attention to a dumbass vampire #and this thief who had to help the dumb vampire get home bc he has no sense of direction and had been abducted

[tunderilona]

most eastern european women dont smoke and dont drink alcohol at all????? we must be from different eastern europes then💀

#also stop being obsessed with looking young forever im gonna throw up #this was under a video of a man saying 'women start aging faster than men and it starts at 25' ok IDGAF!!!!!!!!!!!! #im not gonna stop eating sugary food and stop drinking alcohol and buy your overpriced shitty skincare so i wouldnt look like #a 40 year old as a 40 year old. its about genetics anyway most of the time #you can eat as healthy as you want if your genetic isnt like that you wont look younger than your age anyway #plus stop wanting to look like a perpetual 20 year old im so sick of society being obsessed with women looking young forever #men are allowed to age but if a 40 year old woman looks 40 she needs to die lmao

[remy]

12:40 AM Ricky's mom is cooking something downstairs

#im obsessed with this woman. imagine being a 68 year old woman up at 12:40 AM making food for ... no one? #chats #everyone else is in bed

[mejomonster]

Reminding myself at least im not writing a story about a 30-40 year old guy still hung up over a lost lover he varely knew/ex wife/missing wife who he idolizes to the point she's an object barely a person and when she is a person it clashes with the ideal hes longing for, and he thinks hes this rebel poor guy but hes got mega cash and can afford an LA/San Francisco/New York home AND a vacation because hes Got vacation time(?) Or just so money secure he can afford 1+ months not working, oh and he's probably a self employed artist who "has no ideas" and is lamenting it even though hes got enough money to indulge his trip to the Weird Scary Rural place so clearly the situation isnt dire. Oh and he has a drinking problem. He doesnt know whats real or not, but since hes alread deluding himself about his Imaginary Idolized Woman and Pretending Hes Poor... who can really say if hes seeing any scary wild shit at all or hes just dramaticizing the mundane (or lying)

At least im not writing a guy like that

#rant #dhdhfh okay look. i like House of Leaves. in fact i love the concept i love experimental rule breaking shit #but ive found this EXACT character mold in like 5 horror stories!!!!! #its practicallh EXPECTED im shocked when its not a 30-40 year old rich man thinking hes a poor loner hung up on a woman whos Not actually #in the story much. #i prefer my horror protagonists to be lesbians thanks #anyway at least. in the stories i write my protagonists are a plethora of bisexual dorks to suave dangers #but none are like. This. #im just a bit sick of the mold? it reeks of guy Author Self Insert #and whike thats fine. its fine to do. its like do yalk ALL have these same problems??? i hope not #i hope ur just using the same trope due to the references and synbolism of This Trope by this point #like. at least in the case of alan wake im like. i Know its a stephen king reference #in IT like... okay bill clearly fits this bill. but he has to MEET beverly so shes not an offscreen presence so much as a pedestal that #is forcibly confronted. at leasyly #and house of leaves i HOPE picked yhe trope to reference other horrors. so far its the least creative #most basic bitch thing about tbe novel

[sentimentalexis]

im in my new era of life where im realizing maybe i dont only like women but this has decided to come out in me going fucking bananas for just like nonstop middle aged men 😭

#only fictional. pretty sure im aro for SURE #ill be attracted to any woman but its like only been middle aged men dude! #i can only tell the world this at 3 am. my first personal post in ages and its that i want to bang 40-55 year old guys

[senseiwu]

If garmadon is coming back in the second half of crystalised can we PLEASE get SOMETHING between him and misako PLEASE that isn't him being rude or straight up trying to kill her

Like can we get some comfort or closure or SOMETHING.

#i dont think they interacted in hunted #so theres just the Hallway Fight where he tried to kill her TWICE #first with the blast and. dude. he punched so hard his hand got STUCK in the FREAKING WALL #and his line to her in moto makes me so sad man #'misako. the old me would habe said something sweet (or whateber). but i am no longer that man.' then tells wu #to stop mourning jis student and do something eith the armour #emperor garm makes me. so mad. #man sacrificed himself to save ninjago and try and make up for all the pain hed caused........ only for THIS #freaking hell man #garmadon if you are rude to misako again. i will actually kill you with my bare hands #that woman deserves the world. treat her better than that. #she has given you half to a majority of her life. #maybe to you ~40 years is a blip but. she is only human. #if its all just garmadon and lloyd im going to scream #im. so tired of them. #give me garmadon and wu. give me garmadon and misako. please. #we get. so much lloyd and garmadon.

[wizardyke]

if you're armenian and youre reading this i love you ♥︎

#mixed or diaspora or homelanders or adopted i love YOU. #every armenian ive met has been so sweet and extended their arms out to me as an azeri to bond over our culture #i sound like a 40 year old woman whenever i talk about my culture or azeri politics but genuinely. #we can have pride in our country without the genocide and war on yours. from the bottom of my heart i want to apologise for what our regime #has done to your people and generations. its gonna sound liek some hippy shit but hinest to god i hope our people can find #peace together and coexist. at the very least. #i sewed an azerbaijan patch on my bag and my mother told me not to because 'the armenians are so cruel' #(we live in emgland) but people can only be vindictive if you fucking deny their genocide and continue to #support the man who wants to continue it. and im returning the kindness that armenian strangers ahve given me #ANYWYAS. ԵՍ ՍԻՐՈՒՄ ԵՄ ՔԵԶ! if youre armenian an dreading this i will draw u something. as a treat. #✂️

[olberic]

convincing my ace friend that the characters i find hottest in three houses are objectively the hottest (she doesnt know i have bad taste)

#she went from ‘i dont love lorenz’s timeskip design’ to ‘ooh yeah he could definitely be hot!’ #im ​like ‘hey. what about the 40 year old woman who’s bewitched me body and soul’ and my friends like damn yeah… i can see manuela being hot #she hasnt agreed w me yet about insane timeskip dimitri but. im working on it. #t #fe #3h

[oh-katsuki]

EVRRYONE QUIIEETTT MIEKO KAWAKAMI RELEASED A NEW BOOK OH GOD IM NEVRR GONNA BE QUIET ABOUT THIS

#a 600 page book about a 40 year old woman #who is remembering a group of women she lived with in her 20s after the arrest of an older women she knew on the news #GOD IM SO EXCITED #but the English version isn’t slated to come out until 2025

[herisms]

merilin is only 40 but she has the soul of an old lady.... she's only a few steps away from taking up crochet and making oatmeal cookies for her friends

#ooc. #( im not going to pretend being 40 means you're old and in your twilight years but merilin sure feels that way inside dkdjdk ) #( she was born to be a kind old woman )

[handsomegentlebutch]

Sometimes I do this thing where I'll see a man with a totally sick look and think "yeah. I'm gonna take your gender and dyke-a-fy it" and I've always had the kind of style that's best described as "your dad but he never left his punk phase, wears too much black, and throws in some floral prints for flavor".

And I like the idea of my style with longer hair. Not super long, I don't think I'd ever let it get past my shoulder blades, but with an undercut. I've had buzzed sides before but I'd like a more subtle undercut since I'm a Professional(tm) now.

But here's my problem: I like my hair rn. But bc its longer, I feel like people around me are seeing me less as a dyke and more like a girl. Does that make sense? Idk, it's weird and even tho I like it almost feels too feminine. Which is silly, bc my presentation doesn't make me more or less butch, but I also want people to Know when they see me.

So now I'm debating cutting my hair short again instead of sleeping lmao

#butch speaks #i wouldnt call this disphoria by any means btw #tbh i dont think i even spelled it right #but it is starting to bug me #im not a woman im a butch dyke #does that make sense? #im also in a weird place between chubby and muscular #like im def still chubby #but im moving towards being more muscular slowly but surely #and as a result i have a baby face #which i feel like is worse when my hair is short #strangers either think im someones mid 40s dad #or a 12 year old boy #so. idk im on the fence about my hair now

[vampfucker666]

i've always known i liked women and it was never something weird to me (just embarrassing, more due to my own neuroticism) but recently i flipped through the sketchbook i had when i was 4 years old and i was just. why do all these women have massive titties with never ending cleavage. it really goes that deep for me? ok.

#tbh i think thats part of why i can appear to be more umm insane abt men #because i did not like dudes. at all outside of kind of a gender proxy situation reading bl/slash fic #until i was a teenager and even then i was like 16 when it hit me lol #its not even a i didnt want to be a woman in an mf situation mental block i just literally couldnt be into men until i was one as well #and had to kind of direct myself into you dont have to be boring ass bitch as a man you can be fruity #like ah okay i see. wait fruity men kinda hot. well now im into 40 year old men in lingerie so like #what happened there guys. anyway. being into men is a lot more novel and socially acceptable for me but im like #70/30 into women/men. anyway this maybedidng need to be posted but WHATEVER

[perspectiveofaclosetedgal]

Johnny Depps lawyer is a cutie 👀 🔥

But I must say

Don't hate me here...

I'm still pro Amber this trial too spicy doe I love drama might be why I'm pro amber or maybe im biased towards woman or that she has a solid case against him

But God that lawyer objecting all the time such a QT😍

#dont hate me #i love pirates of fhe caribean too #brah i remember seeimg amber in 5 days to kill and wow i followed on insta even she hot af #then she hardly starred in movies now i hear johnny never liked her working #she was so beautiful she was about to make it i would have watched every movie with her😍 #she may have fucked his career but he fucked hers too #and why these 40 something men finding a 23 year old girl suss red flag numero uno #she should have stayed with dating woman #big joke dont hate me #the trial is on pause so im here #we all get to have an opinion yes i have been tuned once on this app for being pro her no need to tune again #i fight with my friends about it you dont gotta take the initiative #im being very deffensive the main point is his lawyer is a hottie #wlw in my case includes me loving amber and this lawyer #appreciation post #i wana hear her chat about shitting the bed lets see the other aide of it