#im a dumb hoe

[antaripirate]

spent a lot of time climbing paleo-glaciers today but i also made this :)

#holland and lila have such an iconic dynamic #i love holland but the way lila was like NO. first barron and now kell. don’t you dare fucking touch the people i love slskskmas #im a hoe for protective lila #ANYWAYS #this is dumb but enjoy x #a conjuring of light #adsom #kell maresh #a darker shade of magic #a gathering of shadows #alucard emery #delilah bard #holland vosijk #kellila #lila bard #rhy maresh #v e schwab #rhylucard #shades of magic #antari

[kwyoz]

what if you wanted to draw, but your drawing ability said 'damn bitch u really suck ass at anatomy wtf'.

#DAMN did i forget how to anatomy or what #i drew anatomy a lot a couple months ago #and now i only do portaits #and not very good anatomy #RIP tbh #anyways pspsps i have a lwj drawing #did i remember the abbreviation correctly? fuck idk #i think #this was going to be a THIRD digital painting of him but im a dumb lazy hoe #lan wangji fanart #lan wangji sketch #lan wangji #mdzs fanart #mdzs #mo dao zu shi fanart #mo dao zu shi #sketch #doodle #not me always drawing at 3-4 am #not me overthinking the way this looks too istg im going to kms

[loserdiaz]

i have surgery today :(( i'm scared :(( if i die, pls play louis tomlinson at my funeral

#pspspsps im being dramatic #its dental surgery #but also i am TERRIFIED of the dentist and im literally crying and shaking and throwing rn #april rambles #just dumb hoe stuff

[evansbby]

🚨My Lloyd fic has been stolen and reposted on Wattpad🚨

Well, I didn’t think I’d have to come home to this bs but thanks for letting me know @ozarkthedog !!

This Wattpad user Milkybqbes_06 has plagiarised my entire Lloyd Hansen fic (Sinful Devotion) and reposted it.

My original fic, posted on my blog, can be found here.

Obviously this is a super shitty situation and I want it taken down immediately. Guys, please please please report this uglie plagiariser and get her account taken down or my fic taken down from her account!!

Anyone and everyone, if you can, please please reblog this to spread the word!!!

Like, the last thing I needed today was this shit. I hate feeling so helpless bc I just want this person to take it the fuck down but idk how to go about it. Please, please comment on their Wattpad, telling them to take it down and that plagiarism is a major offence. And report them. Please. Idk what else to do.

#dumb ass stupid ass hoe ass BITCH #I’m actually ready to beef someone #PSA #IM SO UPSET SINDOSJAIAJSJA WHAT DO I DO GUYS

[system-of-a-feather]

I'll pass up the front to Riku so they can do their shit with the day, but I do have to say cause Riku keeps forgetting to mention it, but I'm holding my own martial arts hobby and journey until they "get their shit together and go to Buddhism Camp TM"

And they aren't against it but I really just decided for them that that will be what they are doing starting next weekend and they're just upset that I am just like "Yeah its fine Ill post pone Capoiera and martial arts so you can have time to go to on a Buddhist Journey and figure your shit out" cause like, yeah. I know how you work. Self sacrificing martyr to the systsem - you'll forget to take care of yourself easily if you are given space to make another part's life easier

Thus, yes, I am being a manipulative shit and refusing the thrive until you take care of yourself. Fuck you but also have fun cause I genuinely 100% trust that you will do what you need to do to make sure you don't fully burn out :insert angel emoji:

That said its the funniest thing cause I'm like *grabs one of my top hobbies and holds a gun to its head* "HEY RIKU, TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF OR ILL SHOOT MY OWN HOBBY" is such a funny situation to be in.

But yeah no, I'm not excepting to thrive if you aren't bitch get your shit together so we can thrive together bitch.

#alter: xiv #shitpost #system dynamics #system dynamic #seriously though they covered for me for like three months #and now they're hitting their post-carry burn out crash #and >Im< supposedly too intense with my caring #like bitch #you literally didnt reflect on a single thing for three months because you were so busy covering for me #dumb hoe ill bite you and take you to a buddhist monastery or something if you try to be difficult with me here #i am in fact the main driver #i also am #in fact #the one with reliable positive triggers #I will DID your fucking ass to a buddhist monastery and get you vibing with the monks if you make me you dumb bitch

[small-jar]

I'm having a weird dilemma with my friends (school friends that I'm not that close with) so I said I was gonna dye my hair blue and and all of them went " don't be one of those blue hair and pronouns girls with neopronouns and stuff" and I have no fucking clue if they ment it seriously or or jokingly (I do think it's closer to serious sadly)

so now I have no idea how to tell them that I've been dying my hair for years now and am genderfluid. :/ yeah not that fun .

#genderfluid #uh not that fun when your friends are possibly transphobic #and it honestly urks me so much when people can be okay with people being queer sexuality wise but not queer gender wise #if you are gonna be supportive of half of the community be supportive of the other half too!! #you cant pick and choose #and its so dumb if they are like “just the weird gays do that ” stfu #uuuuughh #bffr #i am a “weird gay” but they dont think that bc im “more palatable” #jar rant #fuck them hoes

[yuribeam]

sometimes I talk to my friends and must be humbled by their honest reminders that despite being out for ~12 years I remain, in many ways, a baby gay

#im being forcibly sent to hoe school for bitches who have been blessed by one relationship but consequently are rather dumb #my posts

[itschombee]

they learn something new everyday :) sorry for the shit quality

#king dedede #kirby #who painted the mona lisa #two dumb hoes #jotaro #da vinky #kirby meme #kirby drawiing #dedede meme #no idea what the fuck im supposed to do for these tags

[singular-hoe]

I’m starting to wonder if I annoy the byler community when I open my mouth

#byler #how come I keep embarrassing myself #singular-hoe talks about things #this reminds me of when I kept bothering a popular byler creator with my art when I was 14 #brought it up b4 but I like whacking dead horses #OK ALL THE NICE COMMENTS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS #NO I JUST FEEL DUMB FOR MAKING A WHOLE DISCORD AND LIKE ONLY 3 PEOPLE JOINING IT

[enniewritesathing]

I just looked at the poll result (that button was for me really) and uhm.

(i guess spoilers for the result under the cut and also cut to spare yall w/e I’m gonna say)

out of 20 (it was 20 bc i voted, but it’s 19... rounding it up is easier because i can’t do math woth shit lol)

no one voted for any of my early stuff. which, valid I guess because I was absolutely horrendous on formatting it -- not even ‘script’ style. lots of blanks in between shots. the only reason I didn’t go back an edit it is because I guess I wanted to keep it as a progress thing. Started from here, now I’m here, etc. That said, I can probably see someone skipping over them completely bc of that. (or maybe I’m just projecting a little bit idk). On the other hand, idk John fighting a literal demon?? how can you not vote for that lol

5 voted for The Werewolf 4 for The Incident (which I am surprised because that story as a whole has the least amount of notes... granted the CWs and subject matter(s)-- and it’s the only story I have that doesn’t have any sort of dialogue. Kind of a fill in the blank sort of deal. 1 each for the proposal and country side, 2 for multiple/other, 4 haven’t read any/or didnt like anything in particular, and 2 (minus me) wanted to see results.

I’m trying to think of a takeway here. I was shocked that I got 19 votes and usually when I poll things, the turn out is very low for the amount of followers that I have (that’s if they did it bc obviously anyone can vote). Let me put it this way, only 2.5% voted. (I think.) idk how many are actually active, lurking, or abandoned.

as a story teller (on/off), it’s... hm. I don’t know what to feel about it. I got ideas and half the time, I go through with it because I think it’s interesting. (that and putting the boys in A Situation is fun). but I also think they’re just niche (or I should say it’s not aesthetic enough with reshade and whathaveyou and I gave my thoughts in the post via tags; it’s not that far back).

It’s pretty rare i get a message about any of it and I guess the lack of feedback/comments is getting to me (or even rarer, an ask that’s a follow up question to what i posted). like yes, I want to talk about things!! future things! speculation even. anon’s on! links have the posts in chronological order! everything’s finished! i put nav links in each story post so in the off chance someone rb’s it, you can start from the beginning!

maybe it’s because of how i do things that work for me. parts are long. there’s a fair amount of reading. it’s in script (storyboard?) format. i’ve tried being short with things but it never plays out. i even went textless once -- what you see is what you get. it’s like ‘oh, i’m not reading all of that’. i have a sneaking suspicion that’s why. it’s too long. no words on pics. or maybe it’s not interesting. (visually or otherwise)

it feels like this when I’m RBing my own work

it feels bad, yall!! it’s like im begging and that sucks. sometimes I ask, why do I bother. why do I bother with tags, why do i bother with anything. rarely a story post will leave here. like, is it not worthy of like ‘hey check out this cool thing’ (or a rec list of sort? does anyone still do that?)

. . .

on the other hand, i don’t think there’s a takeaway here and i’m really way too much into this and hurt my own feelings. (ofc 🙄) it is what it is and I should just let this go and go to sleep it’s 330 in the morning

#vent #maybe? idk #i'm not fishing for anything #or im throwing a pity party i have no idea what im doing here #im upset towards myself because its like why the fuck am i like this #i really shouldnt be #maybe i care *too* much #dropping this in the dead of night like i normally do #i'm scaring the hoes (positive) away #witht his dumb brain of mine #dl

[enter-the-darkness]

Ok tho seriously, its funny how as a mostly gay (nlm mlm) transmasc nonbinary, TERFs would say I am part of "lesbian erasure"

Like yes, I - a guy, a man who is 90% interested in male and androgynous / masc folk - am an erased lesbian because reasons

Sorry honey just cause I'd make a hot butch and you think I'm sexy af doesn't mean I would have fucked you anyways 😜😘

#female #anti-terf #terfs begone #transmasculine #transmale #nonbinary #ftm #theyre so stupid honest #if you wanna fuck me so bad just say so #i MIGHT consider if you just ASK instead of being so hateful uwu #watch them take this shit seriously #or say I radiate such energy #when Im kinda intersex lol #but I forgot intersex doesnt exist to these peanut brajns #so idk man im not gonna argue with dumb hoes who cant even acknowledge the widly #widely accepted fact that even sex isnt binary #but OK #my post #shitpost

[thedarkcoven]

Trying Something New

Dunno if I did this correctly but @melodygatesauthor inspired me. Made my own lil AI character. Idk how many imma make or anything but I decided to try it out because I was bored and made a chat for Jonathan from the film Scenes from a Marriage <3 Honestly never watched it (want to) but hes daddy (I know kinda dickish from what i seen/heard but idgaf xD). ANYWHOS! Please leave feedback and tell me how yall like it ^w^

#jonathan levy #scenes from a marriage #jonathan levy chat ai #ai characters #thedarkcoven ai characters #jonathan levy ai character #hope its okay and not dumb af xD #its my first #i tried #sorry if its bad! #oscar isaac #oscar issac characters #oscar isaac scenes from a marriage #im a hoe for oscar isaac

[loserdiaz]

uhh so i think i definitely am having a crisis bc who let me cut bangs unprompted.

#the wives say i look cute so im choosing to believe them instead of like having a breakdown and crying myself to sleep #april rambles #just dumb hoe stuff

[saturnsfather]

blorbo centrifuge

something something mobster voice Don’ Move Or Da Hedgehog Gets Da Rotatuh

(id in alt text)

#this is dumb its after 11 and i couldnt find a gif of just a png of him spinning to speed up #which is what i wanted #and im on my phone and dont know hoe to make gifs. so this is what u get #blorbo centrifuge <3 #the faceless masses #anon

[system-of-a-feather]

Dude NO joke, Riku is probably the top if not tied in top part in reading bird body language and being hyper empathetic to birds in specific and I'm just looking at Lil Popsicle here and I'm like BRO. What are you WORRIED about she obviously enjoys her time here and her new friends and heck even with how she looks at us it seems like she likes us so I don't know what the heck you are uwu worried about

Yeah shes plucking, but so are you and Avery that doesn't mean crap don't be so self doubting you dumb bitch

That plus attachment / commitment issues if Im gonna be honest as to the other end of why they're such a dumb hoe

#alter: xiv #lovebird saga #im allowed to affectionately call Riku a dumb hoe #cause they are one and they know it

[if-th3n-else]

Lacuna Coil rant incoming!!!

Ok, ok first of all I need to say that Comalies is my first album of them, I knew them at that time. So I'm very protective about this album and even though Black Anima has became my favourite album of them, Comalies hold a special place in my heart no other of their albums have. I always has been a playlist girl since my first mp3 more than a "listen to bands by albums", I'm like "listen to the album when it comes out and then throw all the songs in a shuffle playlist with absolute opposite music in it" but Comalies is among the albums I regularly come back to listen for the sake of the album.

I must say I really love the direction the band have taken these past years. I know they have been through rough times and lineups change and I think each members have brought something to the band. But the chore three has been there since the beginning and it's probably why despite changing they always have felt like themselves. And yes I know about the Spellbound era. Gotta say even though it's not my favourite it's not as bad as people make it seems but anyway.

So Thight Rope XX it is ABSOLUTELY INSANELY GOOD and if the whole album is remade this way it's gonna be sick. Like sure the original is the original and nothing beats that. But I just love how they made it a modern version of it. I love heavier LC and Iove how well it works with their old songs (jfc twenty years that's insane). It works so well that's amazing! I love that the song sounds different, it's so much more interesting that just remastering the audio. Yet the last chorus sounds so similar to the original version, I got caught in a nostalgic loop (I mean coil ahah). Cristina's vocals are so good! I mean she always has been good. Saw them live and I couldn't believe my ears. But of course in twenty years you get better. Also Andrea's harsher vocals works so well for him. He's a big part of why LC sounds heavier today and he should get more recognition. I also loved his softer vocals but the duality between the two voices works even better now than twenty years ago imo.

Also I can't wait to hear Angels Punishment XX with harsh vocals it's gonna be sick!

Anyway I can't wait to hear the entire album. It's gonna be so interesting and fun to listen to. I bet it's gonna be a great version. And LC is gonna prove one more time why they have been such a successful band in more than twenty years of career.

So yes I love Lacuna Coil so much 😌

#lacuna coil #it's not even the band I post the most about #yet it's for sure one the bands i listen the most regularly #other albums I listen for the sake of it from time to time include: #the heart of everything (duh) #epica by Kamelot #jetzt erst recht by LaFee because REASONS #and that's it??? #more recently that can happen with chapter I monarchy by Ad Infinitum #but it's too early to see the pattern #then sometimes i listen to Tarja era Nightwish because bitch im not over it and will never be lmao #buuuuut i love all nightwish music regardless of the singers #unfortunately 🤡 #oh!!! i forgot one album how could i #fallen by evanescence #literally fallen and the heart of everything i have to come back to them regularly #for health and safety reasons #how could i forget evanescence??? dumb hoe