#im a helicopter parent now

[itafushin]

Angst time. in squashed apricots, have or will Mac and Sun ever (almost) go berserk in front of MK? 🤔

weeeell, they probably will when he's much older, mac has tried to keep his temper under wraps for most of mk's childhood, especially since he's gained a little better control over his emotions after him and wukong made up. i think he would also try to keep wukong's temper at bay too, since he's the one who's prone to violence (motions towards jttw)

mac is very against fighting in front of mk, and I like to think the only time younger mk sees wukong ever go "berserk" is when he happens to watch a play retelling the events of mac's death and then hears it from mac himself but once he gets older and actually starts training it's kinda inevitable to see them angry and fighting, and then with the stuff that I have planned for lbd...

#🏮 #squashed apricots #shadow talks #im assuming by berserk you mean fighting and killing and stuff which I don't think the two would ever like. kill in front of mk #but there was definitely instances where small lesser demons probably came to bother wukong on the mountain #mac is very helicopter mom in the sense that toddler and kid mk was sure not to ever see wukong and/or mac fight or have their moments #older mk though. now thats a different story #i dont think itll cause him to see his parents any differently though #lmk mk #lmk wukong #lmk macaque #lego monkie kid #sun wukong #shadowpeach

[morwensteelsheen]

Boromir for the character ask!

[sickos voice] yes! yes!

#also im realising now that ‘wasted potential’ probably refers to the AUTHORS wasting their potential #however ive been using it in the way that a helicopter parent might #eg. [staring at straight A students] you’re all fucking burnouts!

[june-again]

im gonna kill fl studio why let me spend two hours of my life using a plugin that's locked so that you can erase all my hard work. just make it locked. or at least tell me ahead of time. fuck u fl

#im sad #elk's trash #im gonna go to bed now #i cant believe this #hard life for someone who refuses to watch youtube tutorials #ive figured out a LOT recently tho #like #how to actually layer patterns and #also how to literally use plugins i couldn't do that before and it was so frustrating #music is fun ! #fl studio is mean ! #i got my parents to listen to the song and they were like sara are you ok #LIKE GUYS IVE BEEN TELLING YOU FOR MONTHS THAT I NEED therapy why is this news #anyways the song itself i wrote in january which is what i told them so that they would leave it #sucks to have unaware parents but it's worse to have helicopter parents when it comes to mental health #in my personal experience with specifically the people that are my mother and father #oui c'est tout a bientot je vais dormir maintinent

[shadowmoses]

as soon as peppercorn is cleaned from her con grime ill get back to owed art i prommyyyy

#she got soo many compliments and so many pics taken this weekend!! more than me!!! #but that also means she was covered in a layer of just. Con Bacteria which means she got a full bath #bc i am scared of what it might do to her if i leave it on her resin #shes my first okay im a helicopter parent right now. let me have this. #ILL POST PICS AFTER TOOOO i had such a fun time :3

[beepbeepdespair]

not me actually managing to overcome something caused by my helicopter parents 👀👀👀

#its that until now ive only been to the cinema three times and they were all before the age of maybe 12 #but im hopefully seeing the boogeyman this month disney haunted mansion in august poor things in september and fnaf in october #so yeah fuck you dad i will lie about the fear content of these films to your face #and in doing so i will go and see things you would never have let me see otherwise 🖕 #beep beep gets personal #personal #textpost #text post #overcome #helicopter #helicopter parents #parents

[genderlessdude92]

Hi, I really love your work! If your requests are open and if it's allowed, can I request for headcanons of Vox/Val/Alastor/Lucifer with their biological baby w reader?? I'm sorry if this is weird I just die for family dynamics😭😭 like, how would they act, would they be present or neglectful, and that stuff!! Ik it's impossible to have a child in hell but HEY. ITS FICTIONAL. It's really your decision if this is super fluff or super angst, but personally I believe it would be angst because it's hell and they are really famous 😭 THANKU

AUTHOR RESPONSE: First ask but urmmmmmm OFC OFC OFC!!! I’m all in for dis req :3 I feel like i absolutely will eat up Al’s part of this post so stay tuned. Other ones are questionable because idk if it’s OOC or not but…I’m just a girl!! >.< (I’m a genderless dude as you can see from the name ^^) I’m sorry i’m not funny- These might be short btw im rushing a little bit bc i’m trying to start a multi-chapter fix yay awesome but uhhh i’m still having fun with this 💋

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AL, VOX, VAL, & LUCI WITH THEIR BIOLOGICAL CHILD

(and reader that gave birth to em somehow <3)

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PAIRINGS: Alastor x Reader, Lucifer x Reader, Vox x Reader, Valentino x Fem!Reader (ALL SEPARATE)

SUMMARY: Alastor, Lucifer, Vox, and Valentino are dads now. Aw shucks. (Headcannons)

WARNINGS: MINORS DNI. Breeding kink, (obv bc Val is in here), Val mention, reader is female because they literally gave birth to them, mentions of pregnancy, birth, Valentino being a weird fuck, Valentino again, unhealthy duck obsession in Lucifer’s area, Breastfeeding, Cannibalism, physical slaps, everybody being nervous shots but Vox, really rushed, lmk if i missed anything pookie (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)

please don’t steal/copy/translate my work. But thanks for liking it, though!!! (๑ᵕॢ૩ᵕॢ)*౨˚ൗ

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-Alastor is 100% nervous at first since he has to be the dad and his dad wasn’t…the best!! ^^

-But also doesn’t want to back away because, I mean, it’s kinda rude to just walk away from your creation that you INTENDED to make real.

-This gentleman’s baby was not an accident, I assure you.

-Alastor would absolutely dangle the baby off the edge of a balcony just to tease you.

-Also tried to feed the baby devil meat to make it a cannibal.

-Suprisingly worked.

-Um.

-He probably got taught to knit by Rosie so if the baby ever needs clothes he’s on it.

-Cradles the baby during his radio show hours, aw, and if the baby ever cries he immediately cuts to a quick song break.

-If both you and Alastor are like completely booked and can’t take care of the baby, he’s giving it to Rosie.

-Rosie can’t? Charlie.

-Charlie can’t? Cancelling all plans.

-He just cares for his bloodline, yeah?

-If the baby ever needs like a chewy sensory toy, he’s going to try and get one that resembles Lucifer.

-Like and apple or a snake OOO A SNAKE NVM

-Snake is better since it resembles two ppl mwuhehehe

-Alastor would be a great girl dad but in general i think he would be rlly doting to them.

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-Oh, you thought Alastor was nervous?

-Oh, you’re so funny.

-‘Cuz Lucifer is QUAKING once he finds out you’re pregnant.

-and expecting.

-…and that it’s alive and out the womb.

-Basicslly all because he wasn’t really in Charlie’s life that much.

-But you told him that this can be a second chance?

-Which made him cry more than he was before.

-Yikes.

-Feeds the baby the most fine meals to ever exist for a baby to eat, even tried to sneak in some wine in its milk bottle.

-Then earned a slap at the back of his head from yours truly.

-You.

-I see him as a helicopter parent at first, but then is just chill once they grow more older.

-But he’s like, devoting his immortal LIFE to this baby 24/7.

-The nursery is themed ducks.

-Everywhere.

-Sometimes you get dizzy when you walk in.

-He even wanted to name the baby duck.

-You slapped him again, of course.

-This man acts like a 8th grade frat boy whenever you breast feed the baby like he just scoots away gagging.

-Another slap.

IM SORRY-

-One time in bed you guys were like getting freaky or sum and then you but his nip

-“Honey…what was that?”

-“That’s just how it feels, Luci.”

-“…What?-“

-“When i breastfeed B/N.”

-“…Ew.”

-“BITCH I-“

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-Bro is so confident in being a dad.

-The first day after the baby was born he cancelled all his special guests on his show just for the baby to be the only one.

-This man is fucking insane.

-Puts this baby on his. advertisements.

-We’re talking billboards, pop-ups, etc.

-Only lets his supervisor babysit the baby when needed.

-Don’t expect Velvette or Val to even step foot near this baby without Vox in the room.

-It’s like a sibling love-hate relationship :D

-Now i wouldn’t say this baby was on purpose…most likely?

-But honestly, it might happen again because he thinks you’re hot pregnant.

-Who said that what.

-Omg who typed that???

-Fuck this is so short uhhh He like puts on child shows for the baby if they sit in his lap.

-But the baby never ever sleeps in the bed you guys share.

-not in a million years.

-Puts those shirts that look like tuxedos on the baby but they’re just printed on.

-Feeds the baby deer meat.

-Has a deer head mounted above the baby’s crib.

-Takes him deer hunting.

-Vox just needs em to learn early.

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-Valentino was “so, so careful” when you guys did it.

-and this baby was 100% and accident.

-obviously you guys couldn’t abortion because like some health reason.

-Val cried that night.

-It was kinda funny that he was crying to keeping a baby.

sorry not sorry

-When the baby is born,

-Oh god should i write that

-Uh

-He’s probably recording.

-Not posting just like…saving it.

-Guys, come on, it Valentino, you should’ve seen this coming.

-Deletes it later though fuck that’s hilarious.

-He starts whining and crying when he sees you breastfeeding.

-“Your wasting the milk, mi precioso, are you kidding me?”

-He’s like in the middle of being a good dad and a bad dad.

-Suprised he made it that far on the scale.

-whenever he’s busy, he gives the baby to some random star and tells them to bring them back by like 10:30 or smth.

-with a coffee order. Very iconic.

-Same idea with Vox and liking you pregnant, and tried to get you pregnant again but you ask him why he doesn’t have a condom on if you don’t have your pills.

-He gets frustrated when that happens lol.

-Can’t wake up the baby!

proceeds to wake them up each night 3 times minimum

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AUTHOR’S NOTE: zomg this was sososo fun to write <3 But it’s so fucking short and i didn’t even realize until i was done. I’m actually so sorry. I still like these headcannons, very humorous, very real, thank you for asking me to make this because this is my first ask i got, i still have exactly 16 more, so ur just a little lucky duck, asker. Support is appreciated! New multi-chapter fix i’m working on might be posted on Friday-Sunday!! Baiiii!!!!

-Genderlessdude92, Kiki

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master list ouuu

#alastor x reader #hazbin hotel x reader #alastor x wife reader #hazbin lucifer x reader #valentino x reader #vox x reader #hazbin vox x reader #lucifer x reader

[the-s1lly-corner]

How they react to you telling them you're pregnant

Obligatory reader is afab but like most of my posts they're gn/gendered pronouns aren't used

Slenderman;

Cue the confusion

Pregnant?

Surprised more than anything, he didnt think that he could get you pregnant considering you're both different species

And also he didnt think he was fertile; at least not in the normal sexual reproduction way

Kinda just

Accepts it

Now do I think he would be a good dad?

Maybe? He wouldn't be horrible or absent, but some human things are still foreign to him, including raising a child.. so hes probably going to need a decent amount of guidance

I feel like he'd also be a helicopter parent? He already watches you like a hawk, he'd probably start doing the same with his kid as they get older

"Hey (kid name) who's that tall white boy following you??" "Oh that's my dad"/j

Becomes more protective of you during the pregnancy and the weeks after

Takes it in stride tbh

Splendorman;

Pause

Before you start to worry he scoops you up

Also thought it wasnt possible, but is hyped when he finds out the news

He WILL pamper you... may also dip into overbearing territory, though

He just doesnt want you or the baby to get hurt

He says goodnight to the bump later on in the pregnancy tbh

Oh you know hes gonna be decorating their room and giving them loads of toys

Would be a good father but may dip into unhealthy habits

This dude struggles with toxic positivity imo, so that's definitely something that's gonna need to be addressed

Laughing Jack;

Okay obviously ALL of them are probably going to be sat down and told the news, but Jack is gonna need the most talking to given that he probably doesn't grasp the gravity of it

He KNOWS what pregnancy is, he KNOWS what a baby is; but he doesn't know the intricacies of pregnancy if that makes sense

Like he doesnt know about the soreness, or cravings, or how fragile those tiny human beings actually are. Dude already struggles with being gentle with adults

So it's going to require a long and in depth talk about everything that's going to happen if you guys decide to keep the kid

Reaction wise, he takes it seriously. Kind of uncanny compared to his usual silly demeanor

Again, due to him being a lil dumb hes almost under reacting

As a parent I think...

Okay he'd probably kinda suck

He would love the kid but he would be so so so irresponsible I'm so sorry

Gives the kid candy for meals (bro cant cook)

Get that man into some parenting classes PLEASE

Eyeless Jack;

Another "I'm surprised because I deadass thought I was infertile" one, given my whole lore/Hc for EJ

The most worried out of them all

"What if they're like me and are cursed? What if they hate me? What if they grow to hate me? What if-"

He baby proofs his cabin... before insisting that the baby stays at your place primarily (if you haven't moved in with him) because he's scared of his whole... eating people thing

Please give him loads and loads of reassurance, hes gonna need it

He'll work hard to be the best father he can be, though!

He takes the kid out for walks in the woods, teaches them different plants and bugs and tells them which are dangerous

"Oh I don't want to hold them, what if I hurt em?" *falls asleep while holding his baby after reading them a story*

Masky;

You gotta baby proof him and the house im sorry, hes feral

Another "you're gonna have to sit him down and lay down the rules" type deal

Hes already mellowed out around you but he needs to mellow out a touch more for an infant

Hard to gauge his reaction but he seems.... excited? Hard to tell when hes sitting still and wearing a mask

When the baby comes he, like slenderman, also watches them like a hawk

You will walk in on him sitting over their crib at 3am/hj

Surprisingly gentle when it comes to handling the kid, just casually walks around with them and shit

Great for looking after the kid during the night while you rest

Hoodie;

V similar to Masky but he's already naturally calm

Putting this here now before I forget but he would take his mask off to make faces at the baby to try to make them laugh

Mf doesn't take his mask off for you though ☝️🙄/hj

Surprisingly good at calming down screaming infants for some reason

Similar reaction as Masky; hard to read but way easy to guess its positive since he lightly boinks where his mouth would be under his mask to your cheek while papping your stomach

Hes a lil silly

But hes got the spirit

Good dad, me thinks

#creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta x you #slenderman x reader #splendorman x reader #laughing jack x reader #eyeless jack x reader #masky x reader #hoodie x reader

[ixiot-ghostrebel]

Hey dude. It's me - anon with that SAGAU!kid!reader idea. Well, I was thinking about Liyue or Sumeru men (I'm that kind of person, that's into guys LOL). If there is a relationship, then only platonic one (or maybe father-child in Zhongli's case).

So I will try to go with Zhongli, Baizhu, Alhaitham and Cyno (probably Gaming, cuz he's like a son to me) That's it for now Hope I didn't ask for much tho 😅

CONNECTED TO THIS IDEA!

Aye aye, Anon! God!Child! Reader Platonic Meets Ups It is!

Also plz note that I might not be able to list every Sumeru/Liyue man there is in Genshin bc Im doing this at the top of my head—

Sumeru And Liyuen Men (And Gaming) With The God Child.

(Warning: Might be OOC!)

Cyno

The General Mahamatra may not exactly be well-versed when it comes to comforting words (except his puns—and even then, many people would say otherwise), but Cyno is a sincere man. You can trust that he will stick to his word.

And he does, when he promised to look after the Almighty Creator who is a child (not unlike Nahida, but they certainly have more of a mindset of a child—). But was he expecting your chaotic behavior (explosives Klee Style)? Yeah...No.

Bro nearly thought you were held at gunpoint or tricked/manipulated into doing it until he realized you did on your own.

"...Your Grace...Please don't blow up the store again." So instead of protecting you from harm by others, Cyno is more focused on protecting others from harm by you. As much as he doesn't like to think of it that way, you were a lot more dangerous than any eremite or sand monster there was out there.

At least he's still doing his job, being the General Mahamatra! You gift him a flower crown, and he has to take it or else. :)

Tighnari

Since he works with many young forest rangers, and tutors Collei, Tighnari is probably used to dealing with children. Dealing with the Almighty Creator certainly wasn't going to be an issue under this Forest Watcher's eyes.

That was...until you blew up a rishboland tiger. By yourself. On your own. Without getting hurt.

He was not the only freaking out, mind you. Collei was losing it, and Tighnari? He's internally screaming and getting metaphorical heart attacks.

"Your Grace, what were you thinking, running off like that? I know you're strong and you want to protect everyone, but you can really hurt the environment and—" He tries his best to hold back his sassiness while he scolds you, considering some children are much more emotional than others.

He sets up some basic rules for you to follow to make sure that you respect the Avidya Rainforest grounds, but also protect yourself from any form of harm.

Bro becomes a helicopter parent while you're under his care. Have fun, and I hope you enjoy mushrooms. Collei will cook you something else if you don't like what Tighnari cooks, though. :)

Kaveh

This man. He will BUILD you toys. He will DRAW you stories. He may even tell you stories himself.

Mehrak is your best friend when you're around Kaveh. And that man tries his best to make sure your time with him is good. He also refrains from drinking, which is nice! He's improving a little! :D

Absolutely gets worried if you run off without him knowing or if you're hiding from him for too long while playing hide and seek. He goes into an utter MELTDOWN.

And if you blow something up? Boy, if you thought Tighnari getting metaphorical heart attacks was bad, think again—Kaveh might actually get a heart attack.

"Your Grace! What—What were you thinking? Where were you? What did you do? Why did I hear an explosion?!" He's trying to keep himself as calm as possible, but Kaveh is an emotional man. He's kind of failing—

Luckily, with your go-lucky attitude, you pull Kaveh around and take his mind off of work and your explosions! Win-win! :D

Al-haitham

The moment Nahida assigned him the task of taking care of the Almighty Creator, who is a child, bro is planning his things carefully. He is safe-keeping his books, he's renovating Kaveh's bedroom (bc yes), he's buying a few colouring books and crayons.

What he caught him by surprise was not how trusting you were to new strangers you barely knew. It was how you had fun with explosions and exploding everything in your path.

You can imagine as you're being carried away by the Scribe, he's giving you a one-sentence scolding.

"Your Grace, don't ever do that again, it's not nice." He would go into further detail, but he's sure you wouldn't care all that much about data and analysis and stuff like that, so he just ends it as it is.

You're still gonna do it, there's no doubt. It's just now Al-haitham is preparing for your next incoming attack as well.

Zhongli

Grandpa gramps is here woohoo! He's probably the most calmest out of everyone on this request list LOL. You can imagine he's following you calmly, apologizing and paying (through Childe's money cough) for the damages you caused.

Believe it or not, but it was Hu Tao who found you first and decided to take you to Mr. Zhongli for babysitting. He contemplates how the Director found you and brought you back.

The first time you explode something, he is definitely surprised. And concerned of the people who got hurt. You can't fault him for being worried for the mortals that were involved—Liyue Harbor is basically his child. Bro's been governing it for thousands of years.

"Your Grace, Little One, let's try not to put strain in the efforts of an adult's day-to-day life." He scolds you, and will definitely be more keen on your whereabouts, but he does this in a gentle tone. At the very least, you give him something to do that doesn't require him to present himself as the supposedly "deceased" Geo Archon.

Baizhu

With the guy's health issues...it's hard to say if he'll be able to keep up with you and your constant outings all around Liyue Harbor. Changsheng is definitely worried about Baizhu's stress levels as he has to figure out what you did this time and make sure no one was harmed.

He constantly has to ask Qiqi to go find you since he literally cannot keep up with your speed, lest he actually faints or something. You were that quick.

Luckily, if he hears of your whereabouts, he will definitely arrive just in time to apologize and give free check-ups to everyone involved in your explosion party.

"Now, Your Grace, please refrain from hurting others. It's not good to hurt someone's health." You can certainly expect Baizhu to give you a scolding—as well as a basic understanding of medical care in case either you or someone else will need it, and he can't make it there in time.

Like Kaeya (And Tighnari in this post), Baizhu will definitely write you some rules in a notebook and makes you recite them at least twice a day so that you remember not to hurt other people or damage your own health.

He is a doctor for a reason. It's his job to look out for others—even chaotic children with explosives.

Gaming

HAVE NO FEAR, GAMING IS HERE!

Bro is basically your Big Brother who does cool dances and gives you snacks and protects you. Since he's a real foody, you'll definitely know which places are the best to buy snacks!

You find his Wushou Dancing cool as well. He takes pride in it tbh. I mean, who wouldn't be ecstatic if the Almighty Creator loves it?

He does get a bit panic-y when he sees you blow things up, though. As much as he wants to pursue Wushou Dancing as his daily career, he still needs his job as a Shipment Guard.

"Y/N! No! Don't blow that up—!" Yes, he took you out once to travel with the shipment goods for one time, and he's never taken you with him again unless you promise not to blow anything that are near the goods.

He usually leaves you in Liyue Harbor when he's making these Shipment trips, but once he returns, you can certainly count on him to give you some tasty snack or a fulfilling dinner, as well as a free small Wushou Dance.

Big Brother Gaming does not disappoint!

Ghost Rebel Side Notes: I AM VERY DEAD. I AM SO SORRY SOBBING. Life hits you hard and fast sometimes sigh. I've been so busy I haven't been posting much—but rest assured, I have quite a lot of posts for you guys very soon!

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[jaetyun]

can we get a kim tae rae as your secret boyfriend😌

Taerae as your secret boyfriend; a thread!

taerae x gn!reader

wc: 1.0k

fluff

a/n: this was a collab w the bestest ever @vie2sie 🫶🫶 check her out if you wanna see more of this!

you guys weren't one of those "private, not secret" relationships. it was FULL ON

your parents were too strict on dating. plus with you were in the popular clique the expectations from everyone had you avoiding relationships

and you were doing well

until ur loverboy showed up.

being caught with the schools most known CHOIR KID was not something taerae wanted for you.

so.. this was ur last resort.

not that you didn't love each other! you just kept it on the low

he would defo give you the most extra attention and affection when you'd finally be alone

according to him, it was his only chance since it "wasnt as often as other couples"

night walks and playing in the kids playground (also at night), was THE ideal meet ups.

and yes taerae would always forget his coat to make u cuddle him for warmth.

"its an accident babe!!" "im bringing a hoodie for you next time" ":("

whenever you both would be in school and he would noticed your signature scent, he'd look down before smiling in his locker idiotically.

if someone caught him being DOWN BAD - like doing exactly that, ^^, he'd say he got an a+ on his latest project (bc you were the best he could get 🤞)

eventually the relationship gets spilled because someone got too touchy!!!!

they would end up making taerae uncomfortable through no personal space, and then in you swoop and just randomly kiss him in front of the confessor

oh well.. so much for a secret!

you should've known better before dragging your shy boyfriend to the biggest school event of the year; hoco.

homecoming! it seemed perfect.. or so you thought.

what started as you would "run into each other" and wanting to "act friendly" became you watching him carefully whenever you guys werent engaged in conversation.

you styled him all cute, and between the way his eyes glistened and hair flowed perfectly, he was undeniably eye candy.

taerae never cared for dressing nicely, comfort over appearance in his book! but for this one special occasion, he allowed you to doll him up.

that was mistake #1. all the people approaching him had your eyes burning holes into the back of his skull.

“earth to y/n??” you peer back to your group of friends, softly smiling. you decided to shrug it off for now. taerae s a big boy, he can handle himself fine! even with the pit in your stomach telling you otherwise, you figured you shouldnt be a helicopter partner. i mean.. you guys arent even public

your patrolling became more scarce as time went on, mistake #2. slowly people turned into person, singular. they were *determined* to bring taerae home that night, which you were oblivious to.

his pleading glances become background noise to the drama your friend was spilling.

*ding ding*

what was that? a text! and its from your boyfriend. you glance his way, where you see that person still at it, touching him a little too often and for a little too long.

his eyes bored into you, as if he was asking you to do something. you sent each other telepathic messages with your expressions, with the conclusion being you’d put an end to their roaming hands.

“sorry, im gonna go get more snacks” you blatantly lied, going the opposite direction of the snack bar.

when you approached the two of them, the girl shared an unsuspecting smile.

“oh, y/n!” you gave a short wave, turning to taerae quickly.

“youve met?” you asked, leaving him to firmly shake his head. “not until this party” you slowly looked him up and down, truly taking in his beauty.

you dont blame her for wanting him, hell who wouldnt when he looks like *that*. you link your elbow with his, closing the gap.

“im glad to see you making new friends!”

“we’ll be more than friends after this~” she chimes, sending him a wink. his polite smile remained, even with the subtly eye twitch only you picked up on.

“oh? i didnt know she was your type” his eyes softened once the two of you made eye contact, his gaze staring at your features.

she scoffed out, crossing her arms and popping a hip.

“can you stop being such a bitch?”

you tilted your head condescendingly, the challenge in your eyes just barely being detected.

“im not being a bitch, am i?” your boyfriend mindlessly shook his head, muttering words of agreement to you. she rolled her eyes, pointing at you accusingly.

“you dont even date! ive been with him *all night* and now youre just.. suddenly into him? dont be jealous.” she clicked her tongue, victory written all over her face. people started looking over in curiosity. whys she yelling? you saw more heads turn, but at this point you could care less.

“jealous?” taerae spoke up, removing his arm from ours before wrapping it around your waist. “i think youre mistaken. theres nothing to be jealous over.” his tone made you dizzy, the smirk on his face making you feel as if you had just fallen for him for the second time.

his extra hand gently held onto your chin, pulling you into a quick kiss. she stared back in disbelief. the grin was long wiped off her face, and replaced by pure rage.

“what! but! when..” her stammering only increased, glancing between the two of you with about a million question swarming through her head.

“youre both absurd” she chokes out, storming herself out of the room. it became increasingly easier to ignore all the eyes glued to the two of you. will you end up regretting it tomorrow? who knows! all you could think about right now was the giddy smile on his face.

“why are you so happy?”

“i finally get to show the world youre mine” he kissed your forehead softly, and now you both shared the same expression.

when you finally give the crowd the time of day, all you did was lazily look side to side, facing him again.

“is this our cue to leave?” you chuckled, watching as he nodded in agreement.

taerae looked around as well, giving everyone a small acknowledging wave. “well be on your way!” he pointed towards the door, leading you out.

#apollosdiary #boys planet #boys planet drabbles #boys planet imagines #boys planet x reader #boys planet scenarios #boys planet fluff #boys planet 999 #kim taerae #taerae boys planet #vie2sie #i heart my gf #check her out!

[cryptidofthekeys]

i

im

im about to say somethin

that will get my burned at the stake

but hey- hey spookies- spooky month fandom

...BOTH Father Gregor AND Lila are in the wrong but also somewhat in the right

and heres why

SM 6 SPOILERS UNDERNEATH- if ya haven't seen it go watch it!

Father Gregor did have a point in saying what he did about Lila being an irresponsible mother ..NOW WAIT- BEFORE Y'ALL THROW YOUR STONES- hear me out, Father Gregor was right to some degree, bc she doooess kinda let Skid just fuckin run around unattended a LOT- i mean I grew up with technically a helicopter parent so I can't speak much on the issue

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but Lila has legit let his ass summon a demon and play with em, let them watch horror movies at a young age, and legit lets Skid like,, go outside by himself ESPECIALLY late at night like,, that's pretty irresponsible that she isn't watching over him just a bit more

now do I think Father Gregor had a right to say well some of what he did- like the whole 'you don't even know why he's here and all you can do is drink' alladat nonsense- no,, he doesn't?? KNOW? Lila personally?

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like fucking hell, she LEGIT just got attacked by a fucking cannibal (IF Spooky Month takes place right after Tender Treats exactly, the calendar does say November) and also can I just say that Bob was legit her last straw, girl got an actual alarm system but anyways- not to mention Bob was well technically someone Lila knew or she wouldn't have had a reaction like that

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Also Father Gregor not practicing what his ass preaches if he be preaching the b*ble- there are SEVERAL and I mean SEVERAL instances and phrases revolving around Judgment and to not judge unto others, like yeah he was just looking at what he seen but he doesn't know what she's been through

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now that doesn't EXCUSE her being irresponsible but like lmao I've seen a few people throw down about it (i think it was mostly playful not like ACTUALLY serious gkfldfksd don't worry) but Lila DID leave Skid over at his friend's house, which was the safe thing to do- so she could go out and drink for a while, there's nothing wrong with going out to drink even if ya gotta kid, just so long as your responsible

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So, in conclusion, BOTH of them are in the right and wrong, Father Gregor just called the situation as he saw it which is NOT a good thing to do most of the time but also, he is right to some degree that Lila is a LITTLE BIT of an irresponsible mother letting her son just, be unattended while going out (more specifically at night- letting him watch horror movies at his age, etc but also Lila ISN'T a bad mother by no means

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she does love Skid, she does care for him obviously- hell if she didn't she wouldn't have been out there all night looking for him to protect him from Bob and NONE of it if she didn't give a shit bout her kid- but whether the Lila Lovers like it or not- Father Gregor does have a point to a certain degree

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also tho legit- the scene where Skid talks about not wanting to be a problem and that he doesn't want Lila to be sad and then Lila has a breakdown and hugs him close eviscerated me- and even seeing Susie being concerned when Pump seems to upset

and apparently uh it's only gonna be worse from here (someone said, which Idk if this bit is true) but someone said Pelo had said in a stream (he streams on twitch I know that much sorry) but someone said that Pelo said the next episode is gonna be even worse

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.... but anyways lol thats just how I see the thing between Father Gregor and Lila- I'm not even that like,, attached to those characters- I'm attached to Bob, Dexter, and Frank so lmao

#spooky month sr pelo #spooky month 6 #spooky month hollow sorrows #spooky month 6 spoilers #spooky month hollow sorrows spoilers #father gregor #spooky month lila #skid and pump

[half-truths-and-hyperbole-louk]

Louk’s Bad Batch rewatch pt 5 (pt 2 hehe)

The first ep of tbb is so long so here’s part 2 of episode oneeee

Bad Batch 1x01 (part 2)

TINY BABY CLONES

Hunter playing with his knife 💕

Wrecker and Crosshair crying at the new armoury 😭

Hunter!! Listen to your little/big sister/daughter!!

“Change takes getting used to” ~ Hunter but it reminds me of Tech in the cave, I keep jumping ahead Louk SLOW DOWN

Omega with her lil nervous hands 🥹🤲

Crosshair listen here you little shit (said with love)

Nala Se and her helicopter parenting sheesh

Hunter: *gives orders* Wrecker: *runs off* Hunter: 🖐️ “covertly”

“Easy Wrecker, your programmings kicking in” ~ Tech the comedian

Hunter: “children???? civilians????” Crosshair: ‘so anyway I started blasting’

Crosshair’s dramatic sigh beats all of Echo’s so far actually

nvm I’m jumping ahead now idc SAW GERRERA IM COMING FOR YOU PERSONALLY 👀

“Adapt and survive or die with the past” ~ Saw, still love that line tho

Crosshair does not flinch when Hunter fires his blaster right next to his head, the complete trust even in the middle of an argument

Tech just casually dropping the biggest plot point of the episode and literally said ‘bro it’s so obvious’ while they’re all like 🤯

like: ‘Omega is an enhanced clone’ ‘haha funny’ ‘I literally dna tested her ???’

“What is all this stuff Azi?” illegal

Hunter’s box with name on it with his spare bandanas and the picture !!! who took it vote pls

Omega holding Azi’s hand 🥹

the boys in their blacks 💕💕💕

every time I hear “good soldiers follow orders” another piece of my heart shatters I swear

“It’s not your fault, you can’t help it” ~ OMEGA MADE CROSSHAIR SMILE 😭😭😭😭😭 HIS FACE SOFTENED AND HE SMILED IM SCREAMING CRYING THROWING MYSELF INTO ORBIT

when the shock trooper hits Hunter, Echo bends down to check him 🥹

LEAVE CROSSHAIR ALONE

the last thing Crosshair heard before they fried his brain was Hunter saying “we stay together” what if I cried forever ???

Omega copying Hunter 🥹💕

Tech covers his own mouth when Wrecker talks too loud 🥹

“Where’s the girl” Hunter: “girl? Idk what you’re talking about” Echo: I will literally murder you all

pull the lever kronk

I love how they show they don’t always kill people.. like the regs groan a little lmao

Omega knows Crosshair is coming before Hunter does !! she turns and looks at the door and says they don’t have to go far to find him…..y’all tell me how she knew he was there before Hunter …..

Crosshair calls Hunter “sergeant” 😭😭

Crosshair shoots Wrecker in the same spot he got short earlier 😠bro give my mans a break!!

Nala Se! thanks for the override girlie

Omega has perfect aim !!! It’s all about tuning out distractions

I don’t even want to think about how Crosshair feels watching them fly away without him 🥲 he looks more sad that angry to me idk

Omega distracting Wrecker while he’s being treated 💕💕

Wrecker: “it’ll take more than a blaster shot to take me down!” Echo: bruh 😑

“We know a guy” YAYAYAYAY

Omega in the front seat like 🤩

and that’s part 2 of ep 1 done my friends!!!

I hope you enjoyed it !! Episode 2 up next 💕

#louk’s bad batch rewatch #star wars #omega bad batch #omega tbb #tbb omega #the bad batch hunter #tbb hunter #hunter tbb #hunter the bad batch #bad batch hunter #wrecker tbb #tbb wrecker #wrecker bad batch #bad batch crosshair #crosshair tbb #tbb crosshair #crosshair the bad batch #tech bad batch #bad batch tech #tbb tech #tech the bad batch #bad batch echo #echo tbb #tbb echo #clone trooper echo #arc trooper echo #sergeant hunter #crosshair bad batch #hunter bad batch #the bad batch

[denny-artsss]

how about caine sending post-redemption arc jax and gangle to an actual cornfield and gangle has to help him through it as they get out

(in a kind of face your fears adventure but gangle is also thrown into jax's fear by mistake)

Caine: OHHHH JAXXXX!

Jax: ohh..my head- I'm getting a headache- *looks up at Caine* oh no it's just you. A headache would've been the easy way out.

Caine: IVE DECIDED THAT FOR TODAYS ADVENTURE ILL DO SOMETHING THAT WILL HELP YOU ON THE LONG RUN!

Jax: ...

Jax: you're gonna kill your-

Caine: THATS RIGHT! IM GONNA MAKE YOU FACE YOUR FEARS BY COMBINING THE TWO THINGS YOURE MOSTLY SCARED OF! CORN ANDDDD GANGLE! *points at Gangle*

Gangle: *blinks confused*

Jax: what? I'm not scared of Gangle- WAIT WHAT? CORN? ARE YOU INSAN-

*gets teleported into a corn field with Gangle*

Gangle: huh- this isn't so bad- *looks around* right Ja-

Jax: *freaking out and covering his eyes rocking himself back and forth*

Gangle: anddd... you're freaking out.

Jax: GANGLE! GET ME THE &#%$ OUT OF HERE! *grabs onto her*

Gangle: YOURE TUGGING MY RIBBONS! *tries to pull away*

Jax: *clings onto her tighter as he panics*

Gangle: JAX- OW- STOP IT YOURE HISTERIC!

Jax: *freaking out and grabbing her tighter*

Gangle: *slaps his face and shakes him violently* CALM DOWN!!!

Jax: wow Gangle you'd make a great mother to a newborn.

Gangle: you'd make a great patient at a psych ward- *looks around* well..it's a maze so- if we just go through the cor-

Jax: IM NOT GOING THROUGH THAT!

Gangle: it's okay you can just- hm..you can close your eyes and hold my hand and I'll lead you out!

Jax: I SAID NO YOU IDIOT!

Gangle: fine then I'm going alone. You can stay here. *walks away*

Jax: NO NO COME BACK!

Gangle: *keeps walking*

Jax: PLEASE IM SORRY- IM JUST SCARED-

Gangle: *sighs and turns around* okay. Close your eyes and give me your hand.

Jax: *grabs her hand and closes his eyes walking with her*

*random corn plant touches his arm*

Jax: *opens his eyes and yells punching left and right then jumping on Gangle* IT TOUCHED ME GANGLE IT TOUCHED ME!

Gangle: *sighs and carries him* I would lie if I didn't say that you lowkey deserve this for all the times you triggered Ragathas phobia. I mean even on Christmas-

Jax: Gangle. It's worse enough I'm in this situation. I dont need to hear your nagging.

Gangle: *panting frustrated and carries him outside the maze setting him down* there. You big baby, it didn't bite you.

Caine: GOOD JOB! YOU FOUND THE WAY OUT! AND CONFRONTED YOUR FEARS!

Gangle: actually I found the way out-

Jax: and I'm even more scared now.

Caine: really Jax? Both of your fears are still present?

Jax: both of my- IM NOT SCARED OF GANGLE!

Caine: you're scared of losing her right? The maze was supposed to separate you two!

Gangle: scared of losing me? Why would you think he's scared of losing me?

Caine: I read it in his biography *pulls out a book*

Jax: *snatches it* THATS MY DIARY! I TOLD YOU TO STOP SNOOPING AROUND MY ROOM! GOD CAINE YOURE LIKE A HELICOPTER PARENT!

Caine: is that what it means? *sad expression* I thought everyone called me that because I'm like a father figure and can fly..

Gangle: *smirks at jax*

Jax: I will break that smirk off your mask in a second.

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #gangle #jax #ribbun #jax x gangle #tadc caine

[zipperrants]

im in my mcu era for like last 24 hours so i have an ask abt it 🤭

i’ve read abt your backstory and you said tony is your dad, how is that?? cause like in my dr im his niece, but he’s my guardian so basically im his kid. or like how is life as a ‘Stark’ in general? are people (like general public) annoying about it? lmao idk how to word this but i personally scripted i’m kind of an “it girl” (pls don’t judge me, im an attention whore- 😭)

or like if this is not makinh sense in slightest, feel free to ramble about your mcu dr and whatever you feel like sharing under this ask 🫶

Hi so yeah Tony is my dad in that dr and it is annoying at times. He is absolutely a helicopter parent. The publics reaction to me is kinda annoying bc I'm seen as "Tony Starks kid" instead of my own person so I just said screw all of you and started to use my middle name instead of Stark (So now i'm known as Zipper James instead of Zipper Stark) also i scripted that I'm an "It person" so don't feel bad

#shifting realities #reality shifting #desired reality #shifters #reality shift #reality shifter #shiftblr #shifting #marvel dr

[lovelyangelbee]

I just read your little Lucy Gray hcs, now im curious what your hcs are on of CG Corio:3 so, if it’s okay, can I ask for some CG Snow pls? Ty!!🫶

OFCCC! He’s a psycho, but he definitely still cares about his little

CG!Coriolanus Snow Would…

❄️Snow is most definitely insane, but he when it comes to his little, he’s able to forget about that for a while.

❄️He’s a very protective caregiver. With Lucy Gray being more on the curious side, he’s got to be. So that means he’s holding her hand at all times, no going off where he can’t see her, and approved babysitters.

❄️Snow lets her fiddle with his dog tag, as long as she doesn’t put it in her mouth and even then he’s watching her to be safe.

❄️He learned how to braid hair for her! Lucy Gray loves to play, so she needs her hair out of her face. Luckily, Snow learned pretty quick on how to do that.

❄️He will deny it until the day he dies, but he is a total cuddler. He loves having Lucy Gray in his arms, safe. Especially after she has a nightmare from the arena, as he’s kind of the only one who can help with those.

❄️He loves Lucy Gray, but he’s a little strict on not tolerating tantrums. However, if he was a little harsh while putting her in timeout, he’ll apologize through cuddles and playing whatever game she wants.

❄️Some may argue, but he gives pacifier kisses. Just the front of it, then her nose, then her forehead.

❄️If we’re thinking of a perfect world, then when he’s president and in the Capitol, he normally sets down a soft blanket in his office with a few toys so he can work and watch Lucy Gray.

❄️He’s not a nature guy at all, but he’ll trudge through the woods with his girl, just to see her smile. However, washing our hands from whatever we picked up is a must. Picking up plants is a no though, as he isn’t letting her get poison ivy today.

❄️They have a little garden where he lets her plant whatever flowers she wants. It’s mostly brightly colored ones, but they have a few roses in there too.

❄️Lucy Gray is a skinny girl, and living in District 12 left her rather emaciated. So, Snow makes sure she eats as much as she needs too and then maybe one extra bottle, just to be safe.

❄️While he’s not the best at tantrums, he secretly loves it when she gets tired. She gets very pouty and it is the cutest thing to him.

❄️He’s a bit of a helicopter parent, especially when he’s away from her. All he can think about is if she’s okay, if she’s hungry or tired, or if she needs him?

❄️Snow keeps anything and everything Lucy Gray gives him in a special drawer. Let it be a flower, drawings, anything and everything. Anything his baby gives him is to be cherished.

❄️He carries her everywhere. Around the house, outside sometimes, anywhere. Peacekeeper training left him pretty strong, so he never gets tired of it. Plus it’s nice to know she needs him.

#age regression #sfw agere #sfw littlespace #hunger games agere #caregiver headcanons

[sillydeafwitch]

Brad and Judy heacanons because i am unfortunately fixated on these two out of all the characters in sdmi :(

Brad is actually pretty emotional without the curses influence. Judy is too but she mostly responds with happiness or anger while Brad expresses himself with more emotions.

Judy has anger issues. The curse actually makes them less obvious but when she does express anger it’s more violent and stressful.

Brad comes from a wealthy family, he has one older sister (Bridgette) and his parents are Penelope Chiles and Tim Chiles. He doesn’t really talk with his sister and his mother rarely treats him like a son and is often cold towards him. His father doesn’t treat him like a son either and just kinda follows whatever his wife does.

Judy comes from a large family. She has 5 brothers (Jaden, Jaiden, Jadyn, Jaideyn, and Jaydeyn.) Her brothers tease her a lot and don’t respect her. Her parents, Rachel Reeves and Norman Reeves, treat Judy very kindly and are very protective but often don’t give her brothers consequences for their actions which makes her feel trapped.

Judy and Brad first met at a playground. Judy finally got away from her brothers and Brad was all alone because his sister ditched him to go shopping with her friends. They became really close and hung out every day.

Brad had a LOT of extracurriculars as a kid/teen. He often struggled with balancing it all and he barely liked any of them. His parents signed him up for all of these to “give him enough opportunities so that he cannot possibly be a jobless hobo.”

Judy wanted to a lot of sports and after school activities but her parents deemed them “too unsafe and rough for a lady!” She often tagged along with Brad whenever he was doing sports or theatre.

Brad and Judy had Fred on accident, so they were going to give Fred to someone they knew in Crystal Cove, but the Freak came and in a moment of stress and also with maybe tiny speck of the curses influence, Brad decided to get rid of Fred that way.

Brad and Judy always cross dressed when doing disguises as kids. Brad lies says it’s because nobody would suspect someone as manly as him to dress like a girl. Judy just admits it’s fun to dress like a guy and break gender roles.

Judy is the more carefree one while Brad is more serious in nature, though he is definitely not a super strict kinda guy. Judy has helped him loosen up from a young age.

Brad and Judy would feel very guilty for how they treated Fred, if they remembered. They definitely didn’t want to be parents but they would never want to SHOOT HIM DOWN WHILE HE IS IN A HELICOPTER WITH HIS FRIENDS ESCAPING FROM MONSTERS…anyways, while they would want to apologize to Fred, im not sure if they would have the balls to do it to his face. It would probably be in an emotional moment or they would be forced to by another person like Cassidy or Daphne. They would probably hand over the parenting role to someone else considering how Fred likely doesn’t even consider them his parents at this point, they haven’t been around for most of his life, and they really don’t even want to be parents.

That’s all of them for now. I may add onto this another day. To make up for this terrible post I’ll start working on some Ricky and Cassidy headcanons!!

#scooby doo mystery incorporated #sdmi #scooby doo #long post #ricky owens #cassidy williams #judy reeves #brad chiles #headcanon #not canon #oh and btw none of this is supposed to be an excuse for what they have done #it’s just supposed to give them more character traits #fred jones

[anonymoushouseplantfan]

In another blog - sorry I dont remember- an anon said at the end the 'tinhats' like you were right. Now I believe NYC story about how HM and WK 1st meeting went terrible bc M sat at K sofa arm.

About how W turn out balanced, he was co-raised by other aristo families, ie the Van Cutsen, Diana was said to look up at the mother as a role model, and had weekly mandatory meetings with The Queen. W was carefully surrounded by good kids of society that even traveled with him, exception to Camilla son later. I find W proposal meh bc Africa is not K thing, but with the 'picked the biggest stone' story from his parents and Mr backyard, all in the field brother, the helicopter sounds surreal.

I think H was expecting the bodyguard to come with dads worries about his sexual life bc the story Ive seen about W was in a cruise in the Mediterranean on the yatch of a megarich friend of KC, also with an older women, sounds arranged. Around the same time it was rumored W had slept with KC goddaughter Tara, who denied. That was on The Sun cover and serious magazines articles. This is another thing about W he wants, no one never cared about him. I never could stand him and dont wish him well bc hes envy, entitled and damaging, but Im surprised to realise how abandoned he was. Like the title in BR Portuguese, he is a leftover and Meghan cant accept she got another trailer trash.

I'm constantly surprised at how many of those old stories turned out to be true. Yes, the sofa story now rings true.

In a way, Harry's upbringing was downright criminal and now we see the consequences. William at least got some attention. He got nothing.

I bet Kate and the Middletons were also a good, or at least normal, influence in Will's life. I remember rolling my eyes at all the "cheese toast" stories, but maybe that was exactly what he needed. Carole as a mummy substitute sounded pathetic a year about, but it's a lot more functional and normal than Meghan as a mummy substitute.