#im a little drunk.

[jibunwo]

something about how sung hyunjae is the only person han yoojin can really unwind with because even though sung hyunjae sort of wants to torture or stick a pin in him and frame him like a cool looking bug hes still the only person in his life han yoojin doesnt need to take care of

#im a little drunk. #mine #sctir

[waxingrunes]

Happy Birthday Moony 🌙

See his treat below the cut.

Inspired by an anon request for baby girl Sirius and too-big Moony. What better way for Remus to spend his birthday than with his baby.

#remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #my art #you would think im dedicated and stayed up past midnight just to post this #you’d be wrong #im just travelling #a little drunk #and AWAKE AGAINST MY WILL #remus x sirius #sirius x remus #wolfstar art

[thegreatyin]

Same spouse!!!

my personal headcanon is that every player with this item is married to every other player with it

that's hilarious. accepted

#personally i just mentally lump in every npc the scoundrel WOULD marry that isnt properly marriageable #the blind pianist is part of the procession. in my heart. #ask #fallen london #tbh the scoundrel has a lot of attachment and... shall we say. commitment issues. dedication issues. #they're probably a very hard to get along with spouse and im not entirely confident half of the procession arent like #random interactions they had one night and then drunk way too much absinthe and suddenly woke up married to them. #as you do. #but also there maybe is a speck of the capacity for love SOMEWHERE in their little heart. MAYBE. if you squint #rrrrrrrreeeeaaaallllyyyy hard. and pull out a microscope. and tune it all the way up. and use a second additional microscope. #there just might be a speck in there. it's like the grinch but they just get worse instead #also i think caeru is part of the procession probably solely for tax reasons or something and they're Both petty and squabbling over it

[dreamauri]

THE WAY I LAUGHED OUT LOUD 🤣🤣 OMFG LANDO

#lando norris #ln4 #f1 #formula 1 #formula racing #lAndO We cAN bE WoRLd CHAmPion I SaID #Please Lando #LANDO LANDO LANDO #i think im drunk #and it was all too much for little lando norriz

[chessb0r3d]

i cracked the code.

#believing dirk is the worst guy because its what dirk thinks of himself #ignoring daves bisexuality and think hes a gay man in denial even when he explained hes bisexual #believing john 'im not a homosexual' egbert is explicitly straight while he makes out with his mcconahey and cameron posters more #than he kissed women(literally only once) #believing that rose is an edgy psyhcotic little bitch when she was neglected. she speaks elegantly to cover that shes silly and a total ner #and how did people forget that rose also writes gay wizard fanfiction. reads Wikipedia. and her beautiful artstyle as a result of neglect #(and by neglect meaning having SO MUCH TIME to draw) #jake wasnt into dirk. he also told di that he didnt like how brobot getting touchy with him during strifes #but as part of the repression 4(prospit kids). he refused on changing the bot settings #what jane said about roxy being better when she was drunk. it was fucking sarcasm. its the least insane shit you could say to a best friend #all the kids have issues and of course people get mad over a girl being sarcastic. #when KARKAT said THE SAME THING to rose when she was drunk on the meteor nobody bats an eye #trolls are just grey humans that are bugs. he doesnt get an excuse for being an alien. humans were made from KARKATS BLOOD #jade isnt all silly girl and is so FULL OF HATE towards the trolls. she called karkat a fuckass (VERY FUNNY) to do her a favor #“jade would rather have punched karkat in the fact then had a pleasent conversation with him.” #“she viewed the trolls as rude mean and cruel. and even thought that nepeta was just making fun of her. #despite it being that nepeta just wanted to roleplay and have fun." #dred.loki #I HAVE YET TO ADD MORE. THESE ARE JUST NOTES #homestuck #chss

[ayo-galitzine]

5+1 fic set during the summer after s3 where wille does five things he always wanted like painting his nails purple and shaving his head and getting a heart tattoo and a buncha other stuff +1 thing Simon does now that he's free too 🥲

#young royals #yr s3 spoilers #rosh and ayub give wille a stick n poke tattoo in simons kitchen one humid summer night #something something one of the five things is wille gets to mourn #wille paints his nails and lets simon (who reactived his IG) post a pic of their hands intertwined #sara and felice and simon and wille all take turns shaving his head barefoot in simons bathroom #wille has to get a little bit drunk to let it happen #and they get hair everywhere and linda tuts at them but wille is so happy #idk idk #im emotional thinking about wille spending a whole summer at simons house #warm and sweating and sunburnt and smelling like mid-afternoon lake water and happy and happy and happy

[hoodedpanda333]

So I've been playing Stardew Valley...

#stardew valley #meme #someone stop me #anyway Demetrius threatened me bc i was giving his daughter too many gifts #let my little stressed out farmer make friends guys pls #first i send Emily mixed signals #then shane gets me drunk #now this??? #anyway im enjoying my stay here

[metalmaul]

I made this meme a long time ago if someone hasn't posted it already to Tumblr. so long ago that I second guess if I actually made it but that's the line camera not actually centered not the same size font editing I use and I remember making this. so i'm pretty sure. anyways it's probably more like tumblr's speed if I had followers or knew how the fuck to tag it this would blow up

#plus tags don't work right on here anyway #kafka #franz kafka #the metamorphosis #sorrry if this is like. going to bother the bookheads out here. and you're like get this shit out of my franz kafka updates #one thousand pardons. i am merely a jester sires. #im a little drunk right now #sparkle on wednesday pass the mountain dew voltage peach schnapps peach orange mimosa mixture #it's not good by the way but i was trying to maximize my beverage options #by combining them #a type of fucked up bug metamorphosis in a way. kafkaesque. if kafka drank gamer targeted beverages mixed with alcohol #and smoked weed #mids. just like joe biden. dirt. brick. bidenesque

[wickedwaterwyvern]

Obsessed with the idea that Peter likes to pick up his partners. Like this man can lift whole cars and punch a bad guy through solid brick walls. He would totally pick up his partners and just manhandle/carry them around because they weigh literally nothing to him and he likes being close to them.

#wade would giggle every time and fully admit he loves it #Matt would grumble and act tough but if hes sick or drunk he would drop the act and love it #i headcanon he likes when his partners are stronger than him and can prove it #felicia would bite at him and act pissy like a cat but totally goads him into it and likes being tossed around a little #someome who is more into other peter ships give me ur opinions!! ❤️❤️ #id really like a parksborn or spideytorch opinion on this bc im starting to get into those ships more #spideypool #spideydevil #peterfel #peter parker

[thegoblinboy]

"Hey There, Dio"

July 2023 prompt "pool" / 442 words / rated g / tw; Eddie is drunk (don't know if that counts as a trigger) / @steddiemicrofic

Steve glances over the pool table, watching dark curls fall in front of the other man's face. Tattoos stretched out on his skin as he moves his arms out while holding the cue stick aiimed at a dark green ball. Steve lets a soft chuckle rip through his chest when he realizes the guy doesn’t know what he’s doing. Either that or he was too drunk to realize his mistake. 

“Hey there Dio, you're supposed to hit the white ball into the striped balls.” Steve comments amused as he holds the stick against his chest. Snorting as he watches the other drunkenly move around the table to the white ball. 

“I knew that.” 

“Sure you did, pal.” 

Steve shakes his head as his eyes land on the Dio patch on the other’s vest. Tracing the details on the image as he waits for the other to hit the ball. Which never comes as the guy misses and falls face-first into the baize. It was absolutely pathetic and Steve forces himself to hold his laughter back. Not understanding why the other was so determined to play a match with him if he was to wasted to see straight.

Instead of teasing the other like he wanted to, he moves and wraps his arm around the others waist. Sliding his arm underneath the leather jacket as he pulls the others arm around his shoulder so he could help him walk.

“Oooooh, gotta buy me a drink first big boy,” The flirting is new and it causes Steves brain to shortwire with confusion. He did walk in a straight bar right?

“Well good thing waters free then.” Steve says amused. He doesn’t know who this guy was but he was determined to make sure he was safe for the night. 

“Noooo, not water.” The man tosses his head back almost causing both of them to flop back onto the pool table. Steve grunts a little at the amount of weight he has to lift before he gets a better grip on the other to help him walk over to a booth. Being dragged down to sit next to the orher as the man tosses his legs over his lap. Tilting his head a bit, before moving forward and licking the side of Steve’s face.

“Finder Keepers.”

Steve's face scrunches up a bit as he tries to lift his hand up and wipe the spit off from his face. Trying his hardest to be mad at the other whose eyes have grown wide all of a sudden. 

“You’s the most prettiest boy I ever met.”

And oh god tonight, was going to be a long night.

#steddiemicroficjuly #eddie munson is really drunk #hes a silly little guy let me tell you #it was so hard not to go over the word limit #im exhausted and I checked four times that it was the right word count so why is my brain still telling me i need to worry #steddie #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steve x eddie #bxb #steveharrington #steveddie #eddie stranger things #steve and eddie #I was going to go with a pool of literal blood #like a swimming pool filled #but this seemed better #I can't wait for next months now #i am impressed that I didn't forget about word counts #im exhausted and rambling i know #they don't even know each others names

[capseycartwright]

the real otp test is what ship you think of when you hear iris by the goo goo dolls

(if any of you bitches tries to tell me it’s not the greatest most romantic song of all time we’re going to fight)

#im a little drunk and a lot serious #in which i ramble

[literallyshiv]

but in all seriousness i think the line from last season about logan and kerry trying to have another kid boils down to logan looking for another chance to start over with a new heir for his legacy --> shiv being pregnant during the aftermath of her father's death and how it's already coloring her perception of her father i.e. while he was alive her being able to be sturdy on her grievances with him vs now that he's dead she's focusing on what could have been and saying she's "the only one who lost something they actually wanted" --> shiv wanting to see her father's approval so badly meanwhile logan was only interested in her ability to continue the roy line and make him more grandchildren and she had to have known this was where she stood with him and now she's finally in a position where that can be realized and even though he's dead she still has that sense ingrained into her that she needs to make the choices that are most likely to make her father happy with her --> not only is she going to take the pregnancy to term, that child is going to be raised as THEE logan roy heir. because sure kendall also has kids, but rava was clearly the stabilizing force in their lives and she had the sense to recognize when she needed to seperate them from the roy family so they wouldn't be fucked up from that environment meanwhile tom AND shiv are in too deep to ever put their child's life before their own priorities at this point and they were both so affected by being a part of Logan's World that their kid is just going to be an extension of that. --> finally, long after his death, logan will have an heir that he'd be satisfied with, because they won't have been raised BY him but rather by people who internalized the idea that their worth is dependent on pleasing Logan roy

#im a little drunk and rambley i have no idea how much of this even makes sense but its all the things im thinking aboutgoodnight #emily.docx #succession spoilers #succession

[ihearnocomplaints]

me if uhhhh me if you uh if you reblog my art and give me love and attention

#hi welcome to chilis #Im like drunk-tired or something #im feckin exhausted m8 #i need to slep #but my brain hates me sigh #(me who desperately wants to do something creative but doesn’t have the time or energy) #anyway uhhhhh points tho my art tag -> #complaintsconcepts #might delete later because i am a sad little creature who just really likes when people like my things #i wish i made better art that people would think is cool like all these cool amazing artists that can actually draw good things #(says the guy with the lowest self confidence on the planet) #anyway I’m drawing an updated persona because i finally figured out what I want the design to be #yes it is the halloween clown version of my slimesona #because i love it #(unfortunately what colours to use— i do not know)

[havockingboo]

I’m severely Normal about this rp arc bro I swear.

@officialpapyrus @sansofficial @gasterofficial

#doodles #shitpost #shitpost doodles #utdr rp #papyrus #sans #gaster #long tags #i literally have NO words right like. EVERY MINUTE IM REFRESHING THE PAGE AND MORE IS ADDED AND I LOSE MY MIND FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME LIKE #ACTING LIKE THIS IS SO SHOCKING LIKE SJDDKFJDJV #broooooo #you guys are seriously KILLING me over here. . . …. all three of them got something going on AND ITS HITTING ME LEFT AND RIGHT #PAPYRUS TRAUMA RESURFACING. SANS GETTING HELLA SNAPPY LIKE. ISNT THIS MF STILL DRUNK #A LITTLE. IS HE SOBERING UP WITH THESE ASKS LMAO. #AND GASTER………G ASTER BRO…………LIKE IVE BEEN WAITING FOR HIS ASS TO GET OUT OF HIS HOLE AND DO SOMETHING.. #thank you for like. thinking your sons can handle themselves but uh. they’re getting their asses kicker #mentally and emotionally… #URURGHHGHH #IM SO EMO ABOUT THEM #URRUGUGUHUHJHGHH #I SWEAR IF THEY DONT RECOVER FROM THIS WHICH I DOUBT I DONT KNOW WHAT ILL DO . . .

[fyeahgothicromance]

Thinking about Coatlicue, Aztec goddess of life, death, rebirth, and the earth

Tonāntzin (our mother)

who was so terrifying that when she was rediscovered under the Templo Mayor, the white elite had to bury her again, not only to hide her terrifying image but also hide her from her indigenous followers who remembered her and loved her went to great lengths to still worship her.

Tēteoh īnnān (mother of the gods)

Mother of the Sun, Moon, and Stars, who became pregnant when she touched a ball of feathers that fell from above and then gave birth to Huitzilopochtli, the God of War and Sacrifice.

Coatlalopeuh, on who's hill the dark Virgen de Guadalupe appeared to Juan Diego and, in Nahuatl, the language of the Aztec, told him "Am I not here, I who am your mother?" Our Nuestra Virgen who appeared, not as the new mother of God but as the Woman Clothed with the Sun at the end of world to remind us that, even if the world as we knew it ended, we have will survive and continue

Tonāntzin Coatlicue

#also im a little drunk #coatlicue #aztec #i wanna see her so bad

[mirage23]

stinky ❤

#boyfriend to death #lawrence oleander #btd lawrence #hehehe im at my friends place i used their scanner #i havent drawn in a while but im kinda happy with this one :) #im a little drunk im having a good time :-)