#im aliiiiiiive

[fighterpilotshrimp]

That one inevitable skit

[Everyone’s standing around a broken F-22 miniature] AWACS Bandog: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know. Talisman: I did it, I broke- AWACS Bandog: No, no you didn’t. Cipher? Cipher: Don’t look at me, look at Pixy. Pixy: What? I didn’t break it.  Cipher: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken? Pixy: Because it’s sitting right in front of us. And it’s broken. Cipher: Muy sospechoso. Pixy: No, it’s not. Shamrock: If it matters, Count was the last one to use it. Count: WHAT? I don’t even fly the F-22! Shamrock: Oh, really? Then what were you doing next to the miniatures earlier? Count: I like looking at them from up close! Everyone knows that, Sham- Talisman: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Bandog. AWACS Bandog: NO! Who broke it? Cipher: Bandog... Trigger’s been awfully quiet. Trigger: OH, REALLY?!  [Aviators start arguing] AWACS Bandog: I broke it. It hurt my hand, so I slammed it on the ground. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be stealing their aircraft to have a dogfight with war paint on their faces. [Bandog looks back at the squadron arguing] AWACS Bandog: Good. They were getting along too well. 

#ace combat #ace combat 7 #ace combat 6 #ace combat zero #im aliiiiiiive #also i kinda wanna animate this #but heck motivation do be lacking #it fits too well #obligatory skit every fandom has #incorrect ace combat

[bbqhooligan]

ALERT I DREAMT OF MY BLORBOS

#mypost #IM THE HAPPIEST PERSON ALIIIIIIIVE #i mean i was beig p creepy to her but it was kinda romantic? i think? #sorry bbgirl cmere

[lucamisu]

BIRTHDAY

IM ALIIIIIIIVE, IM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!!

[montys-mortuary]

Such A Good Boy | Brahms Heelshire x Reader (NSFW)

(IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE! its me. Im alive. Hitting you with a fantasy I had today after rekindling my Slasher Addiction with our darilng boy Brahms!)

Warnings: S M U T! Breath play?? ((ive never written smut before, so i hope its ok 👉👈 also, like my crocs, the mask stays ON during sex.))

NSFW content ahead - MINORS DNI!

The house was still, albeit the occasional creak or crack in the floor boards. The air outside danced along the panes of glass in the window. And you? Well, you had Brahms straddled under you, sitting in his lap, watching him intently. His chest rose and fell with each shakey breath. His eyes, glazed over and half-lidded, glanced up at you as you smirked down at him. He was so, so wonderful.

So obedient.

"Brahms, Dear, would you be a good boy and keep still?" You whispered in a calming tone.

The man nodded freverently, his eyes still locked on yours from beyond the mask he adorned on his face at all times. You have seen him without it on occasion, but he preferred to keep his face hidden.

You tilted your head as your hand wandered up to his face, softly tracing the features of the mask before leaning in and placing soft kisses on it. His breath hitched, and you giggled.

"Such a good boy..." you cooed. You watched as his breathing increased, muffled by the mask. You rolled your hips in his lap lightly, a twisting in your gut as you saw Brahms' eyes rolle back and flutter shut. He was trying so, so hard to listen to you. To be good. His fingers twitched and he let out a small groan as you continured your tortourous assult on him. You pushed yourself up and off of him, earning a needy whine from him. You chuckled to yourself, forcing him to watch you as you slowly pulled your clothes off, treating him to quite a show.

"You're doing so good, Brahms..." you praised with a breathy voice. You walked over to him, hands travelling down his chest and onto the clasp of his pants. His eyes darted all over your form, drinking in every curve and mark with absoloute adoration. You reached into his pants and freed his aching cock with ease. His breath hitched, and he shuddered at the feeling, trying to stop himself from desprately bucking into your hand. You watched him intently, sucking on your bottom lip as your hand pumped him slowly. You crawled into his lap once again, placing your hands on his chest and looking up at him with the biggest (e/c) puppy-dog eyes. It was almost too much for Brahms to bare, eyes darting back and fourth to look into yours.

"(Y/n)...please...please, I've been good..." he panted.

"I suppose you have" you smirked, positioning him at your core.

"Don't move, okay? You can do that for me, right, Brahms?"

Brahms nodded furiously, watching you as you sank your weight down onto him. He threw his head back with a muffled groan, hands gripping the sheets of the bed as to not disobey you.

You sat for a moment after bottoming out, a satisfied sigh escaping your lips. You wrapped your arms around his neck, and began an agonizingly slow movement, bouncing yourself on his cock. Brahms was a mess of whimpers and moans, eyes blown wide with lust as he watched you, a near death grip on the sheets.

He looked at you with pleading eyes and you smiled.

"Youre such a good boy...such a good boy..." you cooed, taking his shaking hands and placing them on your hips. You gave the man a small nod as an "okay". You leaned into his ear, keeping with the slow pace.

"Be a good boy and take me like you mean it."

And with that, he was broken. A hard grip on your hips, he flips you so that youre on your back, and him with the upper hand. He grabs you by the throat hard, but not yoo hard to hurt, and fucks into you at a relentless pace.

Your back arches as he hits thay sweet spot over and over, abusing and assulting evert nerve in your body. Your toes curl as you throw your head back.

"Y/n! Y/n!" Brahms calls out, a knot twisting in his stomach.

You grip onto his hand around your throat, feeling yourself tighten around him, and he watched with immense joy as you came undone beneath him, writhing and panting, hands twitching as you released your grip on his hand. Seeing you becoming an absoloute mess by his hand was all it took for him to reach his release, panting as his thrusts became sloppy. He pushed himself deep inside, bottoming out before slumping down, his head resting on your chest.

The two of you heaved, panting and out of it. Coming down from your respective highs, you ran your hand through his dark brown curls.

"Did i do good?" He asked, swallowing hard, trying to catch his breath.

"Very good, Brahms. Very good." You smiled, planting a kiss on his head.

#slashers #brahms heelshire x reader #brahms x reader smut #slasherfucker #brahms heelshire

[keiphoria]

hey bitches im aliiiiiiive

#life has been pretty chill honestly!! Ive just been like….suuuuper lazy #i wont say im writing bc im effectively not #but i am currently enjoying myself #and…im ignoring jjk btw. fuck gege #but im EXCITEDDDD FOR BATTLE AT THE GARBAGE DUMP #cece chit chatz

[lunaray105]

I HATE HOW IM TRYING TO LOOK AT AN ORIGINAL POST AND I ACCIDENTALLY LIKE IT NOOOO I CANT LET PEOPLE KNOOOW IM ALIIIIIIIVE

#i did it twice in one succession #embarrasing. this is what happens when you dont use tumblr for 4 years i guess

[pinkseong]

SF9_FANCLUB: SF9 2022 SEASON'S GREETINGS IMAGE TEASER - COLOR 21.11.29 Sales open.

#sf9 #youngbin #inseong #Chani #IM ALIIIIIIIVE

[chronically-inflamed]

It’s been like 80000 years - so sup fuckers. How we all doing? We all still chill? We all in the middle of dumpster fires? Either way I’m very much in a dumpster fire but hey I’ve grown to like the heat. So that’s cool that’s cool 😩😂

#ive returned from the shadows #bruh ive been missing the community #ya fav shitposter be back #chronic pain #spoonie #chronically ill #invisibledisability #spoonie humour #adhd #chronic insomnia #chronically sick #posting random stuff #random things #just tumblr things #curse you tumblr #yeeet #mf im back #shitpost #im aliiiiiiive

[ask-katotter]

Cryptid

#IN THE SHADOOOOW OF THE FORESSST #THOUGH SHE MAY BE OLD AND WOOOOORN #THEY WILL STARE UNBELIEVING #AT THE LASST UNICOOOOORN #IM ALIIIIIIIVE #IM ALLIIIIIIIIII-I-I-IVE #FUCK I AM SOFT FOR UNICORN SHIT GODDAMN

[ctrlofchaos]

So about that hiatus

Whoopsie. Honestly this last year has been insane. If you thought switching majors was a hassle, switching genders is even more so. THE PAPERWORK WTF?!?!?!? But I’ve come out to my parents, I’m getting the freaking paperwork confirming my sanity, and then I can FINALLY start T. And our insurance covers trans treatments and surgeries, thank the glow cloud (A L L H A I L)! Even better was finding a bro that’s just started T to bemoan all this shit with.

So yep, that’s my alibi. I’ve been writing in the meanwhile, but mostly WIPs that I need to whip into shape (hehe pun intended). Some will get posted. Eventually... 

Finally I’d like to thank all my fellow fanfic writers out there. Y’all are the only reason this accounting class hasn’t bored me to death. You can expect to see me going back through all your fics for the fifteenth time during my evil, evil required stats class next semester.

#james updates #james writes #im aliiiiiiive #the joys of transitioning #freaking stats #breaking news: i'm somehow allergic to showering??? #updates will follow when im less confused bc wtf?!?!? #my allergist hates me

[aarafox]

The Day6 concert yesterday oh my god... That was by FAR the most beautiful night of 2020 so far!!!!!! The boys were fantastic and so amazing and sweet and UGH THEIR SMILES MAN AND THEIR VOICES??? MY SOUL

#BY WORLD!!! #i miss them soooooooo much #sobbing #i havent cried yet but i might!!! #can’t believe i touched their hands???? wtf #i feel aliiiiiiive #Day6 #afternoon rambles #anD MY VIDS TURNED OUT SO WELL HDHDHFBFHFBBHF IM SO HAPPY!!!

[betasuppe]

Messy crayon-esque Obake because

I

I love this flaming disaster of a man

So

SO

Much

If he never returns in canon

I

I will cry

Lay down in a barren field

And I

I will die.

#bh6 #bh6 the series #obake #bob aken #he is bae #also he is not ok #give this man a psych counselor please #also #can you tell that i fell in love with a new brush?? #im bad with digital art #i need to try doing different things #but i get confused too easily #anyway #even if obake doesnt return this upcoming season #it is our duty as fan artists to keep him aliiiiiiive #my drawings #nok draws #nok digital

[iwt-v]

Have you? Wanted to [kiss anyone]? Yes. Well who? When? Everytime I come here. 

#gentleman jack #gentlemanjackedit #anne lister #annelisteredit #annewalkeredit #perioddramaedit #gj mine #I AM ALIIIIIIIVE #gentleman jack spoilers #still loving this show #the gay is literally oozing out of my tv screen #i need a ship name damnit! #also im about to spam my blog with gj so fyi #spoiler tag is above

[neontgr]

🌵

#I'm aliiiiiiive #settled into my new apartment! #n just being alive is a great achievement rn lmfao #Neways sad news is #There's no wifi :c #So idk when I'll actually be around #But I'll be #And on ims and discord as long as my data stay with me ❤️ #exitlude / ooc.

[trashy-greyjoy]

Anyway, our quarterback my sophomore year of high school just came out as bi on Facebook and I’m popping bottles.

#this makes 3 this year whoop whoop #the bisexuals are coming #im so aliiiiiiive

[mightbewriting]

Please brace yourself for some serious fangirling. There are NO words to describe how much I loved this Chapter!! It was amazing getting to delve a little deeper into Draco's perspective, especially since your Draco is one of my all time favorite characterizations. Theo as always just steals your heart and the anticipation building to Draco and Hermione interacting pre memory loss is too much to take. I was hooked before you even posted and I'm absolutely obsessed now!! Can't wait till Monday.

*bracing*

thank you so much! im honestly so relieved to hear that folks are enjoying it because the uncertainty...it eats me aliiiiiiive lol and im especially pleased theo’s return has been received well. he is our precious bb. here's to hoping you enjoy monday’s chapter just as much! <3