#im allergic to literally everything thats in the air during the summer

[midwestgender]

yall will say ur feral and then wont sleep on the ground while camping. will complain for 7 business days when you are bit by a mosquito. whine about being allergic to pollen. can’t even identify the most widely available forageable plant in your state. doesn’t know what poison ivy is like. i will put you in the forest and you will die in two days because you failed to find a water source. 

#ADKJLHKJA ignore me #im just thinking abt how i have friends #who think they are outdoorsy bc they go in the woods to look for bones once a month #and then get upset when i suggest sleeping in hammocks or just sleeping bags #like we do NOT need an air mattress #also they be like on the verge of crying because i tried to put a worm in their hands like #BROOO #also don't come at me about the allergies thing i have terrible allergies #im allergic to literally everything thats in the air during the summer #and i could still wreck your ass with my encyclopedic knowledge of mushroom variants