#im also just a hao simp

[rubyreduji]

congratulations (again) on 3k followers, jj!! i am scuttling over here like a gremlin to make my very first request for ur sleepover event hehe :3c

i've been toying with this idea about bffs!minghao and reader where hao has this emo punk aesthetic while reader is basically the epitome of girly pop -- everything pink, short skirts, frilly dresses, all that jazz. no one knows how they wound up as bffs but little does everyone know they have the filthiest sex behind their backs <3

thank you sm !!!! i am always present for any and all jj content >:3c

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summary: you and your best friend could not be anymore different, you two seem to make it work though

tags: smut (minors dni!) warnings: explicit unprotected sex, fingering, thigh high kink, creampie wc: 1.8k an: if minghao is ooc then im sorry </3 i just want him to be an emo simp okay,,, also hello kai :33 thank you for the request i literally love this dynamic so much im sorry if you hate it fjdksla

“Hao-Hao!” You shout as you see your best friend enter the party. His lanky, dark clad figure stands in the doorway and he looks over at you lazily. You rush up to him and quickly cling to his arm, nuzzling your face against his bicep.

Across the room Wonwoo shakes his head. “I don’t know how those two are friends.”

The other two boys sitting with Wonwoo glance at where you and Minghao stand and Jihoon frowns. “It doesn’t even seem like Minghao likes her that much.”

Minghao’s face is unwavering as you yank at his arm, your mouth flying a hundred miles a minute as you ramble on about your day. The conflicting personalities aren’t the only thing that is odd about your friendship. 

It’s like looking at day and night as you two walk past where the three boys are sitting. Minghao’s signature frown is accompanied by his black t-shirt and black jeans, the only thing breaking them being the silver eyelets on his belt. His height and demeanor already do enough to contribute to his scary presence, but his sleeve of tattoos and the dark eyeliner smudged on his eyes puts the finishing touch on it. Compared to you, it’s like watching a doberman and a pomeranian walk side by side.

Your own figure is dressed up in a short, pink skirt with white frilly socks that stretch all the way up to your thighs. Your matching pink heels clack against the floor as you trot next to Minghao. There’s a permanent smile on your face that pairs nicely with the makeup you applied this morning.

“They’ve been best friends for a while,” Soonyoung says, still staring at you two. “I still don’t know how though. They have nothing in common.”

“Obviously,” Jihoon mutters. “Maybe Minghao is just keeping her around to be nice?”

“Minghao? Nice?” Wonwoo scoffs. “More like she’s the one stringing him along.”

“Maybe one of them lost a bet,” Soonyoung pipes in.

“Or it’s some elaborate prank.”

“Hey.” The gruff voice makes all three boys jump, their heads whipping around to see their topic of conversation standing over them. Without fail you’re there as well. “We’re heading out if someone asks.”

With that Minghao grabs your hand and pulls you away. Minghao’s black, chipped nail polish looks silly next to your perfectly manicured pink nails and your cute beaded friendship bracelets contrast deeply with Minghao’s studded leather bracelets.

You giggle as Minghao leads you out of the party and to his car. He opens the door for you and you slide in as Minghao rounds the car to get into the driver’s seat.

“Hao,” you start, “is it really that weird that we’re friends?”

“Don't listen to them, they're all just idiots,” Minghao tells you, his hand moving across the center console to rest on your bare thigh. You smile at his response, and he squeezes your thigh.

You and Minghao have been friends for as long as you can remember, but it wasn’t until later in life you two became best friends. Now you two are practically inseparable as you drag Minghao with you everywhere you go. You like to think of him as your “scary dog privilege”.

The contrast of you and your best friend does not go unnoticed by you, but you’re not sure why it’s such a big deal. If anything, you find it cute. You love how it sounds when you’re walking, Minghao’s combat boots thudding deeply as your high heels click in tandem. 

It’s not like you two don’t have anything in common either. You two share the same taste in movies, and Minghao never complains when you listen to whatever girly pop song you play in the car. It doesn’t matter if you two don’t have all the same interests though, because you’ve been friends for so long you have learned to appreciate each other’s interests.

There is one other giant perk of being best friends with Minghao though.

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“These are cute,” Minghao grunts as his fingers trail over your panties. You shudder at the touch but still smile at your best friend.

“I know! They’re new.” You wiggle your hips a bit, showing off your pink lace underwear. You’re lying pressed against his mattress, your skirt flipped up to reveal your thighs and panties. Minghao stares down at you with dark, hungry eyes.

“How much were they?” Minghao mutters and you think for a moment before respondings with the fairly cheap price you paid. Minghao then smirks before grabbing the fabric and tearing it apart. “I’ll buy a new pair.”

With that he pushes a finger into you, your cunt already dripping just from the making out you two did as soon as you made it inside Minghao’s apartment. You mewl out at the intrusion, your hips automatically bucking up into his touch.

You can feel the coolness of Minghao’s rings pushed up against your folds as Minghao’s fingers delve deeper into you. 

“You look so pretty like this baby,” Minghao coos. “In your pretty little skirt and stockings with my fingers inside your needy little cunt.”

“H-hao,” you gasp out. You reach towards him, tugging at his shirt, and Minghao gets the hint. He slides his fingers out of you and you can feel your walls clench around nothing, begging to be filled again, as Minghao pulls his shirt over his head, revealing his toned torso. 

You love how Minghao looks with his shirt off, all of his tattoos on full display for you. You sit up and run your hands across his chest, admiring the art on his skin. Minghao just smirks and leans down to kiss you. 

Minghao pushes you back against the bed once more, this time crawling over you. His lips slide against yours expertly as his hands trail up your sides before his fingers stop at your boobs. It’s now his turn to admire your chest.

His body rests between your legs and Minghao grinds down against you, his bulge rubbing right against your bare clit. You whimper into Minghao’s mouth, impatient to feel him inside of you. His fingers grope at your tits over your thin shirt and you can feel your nipples pebble up under his touch,

“Hao,” you whine, “please. No more teasing, I need you to fuck me.”

“If you insist, pretty girl,” Minghao says. He pulls away from you, this time to strip from the rest of his clothes and all of his accessories. You quickly do the same, disposing of all of your clothes, besides your stockings. You have yet to confirm if your best friend actually has a thigh highs kink, but the way he fucks you harder when you keep them on doesn’t go unnoticed by you.

No matter what people may say about how Minghao treats you, you’re his princess and he really would do anything for you. Which is why he’s laying down on the bed, allowing you to crawl into his lap and line yourself up to twitching cock. There are very few things you love more than riding Minghao. Only your Sanrio plushies and your Skzoo keychains come to mind, so yeah, you really love riding your best friend.

Slowly, you sink down onto Minghao’s cock, taking a moment to adjust to the feeling of him stretching out your walls. You can hear the shallow breath Minghao takes when he bottoms out and you arch your back at the feeling of his tip brushing up against your cervix. 

“Will never get tired of your tight little pussy,” Minghao growls.

You can’t respond, your brain is already a bit too incoherent to think of a proper response. Instead you lean forward and brace your hands on Minghao’s chest as you start to roll your hips. Minghao’s hands fly up to grab at your ass, helping to bounce you up and down in his lap. His fingers knead at your ass, the feeling of his strong fingers digging into your skin sends even more jolts of pleasure to your core.

Even during sex, you and Minghao couldn’t be more different. Your moans are wanton and loud, shameless in showing your pleasure, where Minghao is more grunts and huffs and the occasional dirty sentence.

Your white thigh highs look pretty pressed up against Minghao’s tattooed thigh and the sight makes you wonder if Minghao is on to something with his thigh high kink. You stare down at the man as he smirks up at you. He moves your hands so they’re off his chest and braced against the mattress so your body hovers over his even more, his mouth now level with your breasts.

Your pussy clenches down at the feeling of his warm tongue running over your stiff nipples. Your breath is labored as you stare down at Minghao. The only view you get is of his dark mullet though, your best friend lost in his pleasure of sucking on your tits. 

You’re far past having the ability to think straight, let alone focus on more than one thing, and your hips stop moving in turn to enjoy Minghao’s mouth against your tits. This doesn’t fare well with him though, and he tightens his grip on your ass, guiding you down his length as he pounds up into you.

With Minghao’s help, his cock now hits against your g-spot, making sparks fly behind your eyes with each thrust. You can barely breath, only letting out soft pants as you do your best to fuck yourself on Minghao’s cock without letting the pleasure overtake you too much. 

Luckily you don’t have to wait too long, as Minghao pops his mouth of your boob to growl out, “M’close.”

Minghao pushes himself up, sitting up so he can press your chests together. Your arms wrap around his neck as you cling onto him, your hips moving frantically to get you both off. All it takes to send you over the edge is the open mouthed kiss Minghao presses to the sensitive spot on your neck. Your fingers dig into his back as your legs shake as your cunt clenches down, causing Minghao to reach his high as well. Minghao lets out a low groan as his cum spurts into you, filling you up.

The two of you stay there for a while, holding onto each other while you catch your breath. After a few moments Minghao slowly lifts you up and pulls out of you, his cum sliding out of you as well. Minghao grumbles about having to wash his sheets now but you know he’s not that mad, especially considering it was his cum.

You press soft kisses to Minghao’s face, before leaving a peck on his lips. Minghao giggles at the gesture which makes you smile in return. If Minghao’s friends think that the two of you being friends is strange, you’re sure they’d have an aneurysm at Minghao giggling after just having sex with you. To you though, it’s just like any other day with Minghao, and you wouldn’t have it (or either of you) any other way.

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[formulawonu]

can i request seventeen asking for cuddles after a nightmare 🥺🥺🥺

seventeen & nightmares

a/n: bye this prompt is so cute 😭 i got carried away idk why this became so long :( also idk why tumblr is glitching and formatting stuff weird

seungcheol: would 100% try to make it seem like he just wants to cuddle nothing suspicious ha haha... then when ur both trying to go back to sleep he whispers "honestly i just had a nightmare" :/ poor baby let him cuddle u all night long!!!! on the other hand if u have a nightmare he is ur #1 protector. do u need the lights on do u need water do u wanna talk? oh u just want to cuddle? HE CAN DO THAT

jeonghan: it happens in the middle of the night and it is the faintest of movement from him because he doesn't want to wake you but he makes sure you're right next to him and he pulls you in closer and eventually leaves a kiss on ur head just thankful u are there. but he'd tell u about it in passing the next morning acting like it wasnt anything so u dont worry :/ IM GONNA KMS and if its u with the nightmare you'd shake him awake and he'd ask u whats wrong in his sleepy voice but listen and talk to u however long u need to fall back asleep while cuddling u:/ f m l

joshua: STOP he would get up immediately and open all the lights to make u feel better :/ he'd make u sit up then get you water and rub ur back if its a super bad nightmare just so u know everything is gonna be okay :( would also be willing to do something random even if its the middle of the night to get ur mind off of it... like would bake warm cookies with you or smth ahhahah if he has a nightmare i think he'd try to wake u up like once but if u dont wake up he'd be content with just cuddling closer to u and falling asleep with his arms around u. ur his comfort pillow

junhui: waking junhui up because of a nightmare would be funny because he's clearly disoriented from being woken up all of a sudden but he's trying his best to make sense of why he's awake dkufgjhshf "HUH WHAT DO U MEAN SOMEONE CHASED U JUST NOW DO I CALL THE COPS?" takes him a min to process but comforts u the best way he can:/ he'd give good cuddles:( i think if he was the one with the nightmare he wouldnt really wake u or mind if ur half-asleep but he'd be talking about it out loud while playing with ur hair just so he could calm down and process it on his own

hoshi: he'd wake you up in the middle of the night so u both could process what the nightmare meant and you'd probably lie in bed just talking about different things to get his mind off of it:( he'd be playing with your hand and muttering random things solely saved for sacred late night conversations and moments. ur the bigger spoon when u eventually go to sleep n cuddle. if u have the nightmare he'd try his best to listen to u but i think he'd be falling asleep 😅 however its like second nature for him and he gives u one of the best cuddles ever

wonwoo: DONT GET ME STARTED ON HIM like if you had a nightmare and you wake him up and tell him about it he'd find a way to make it sound like a good thing like that time seungkwan had that nightmare of wonwoo and he said it meant something good djshfdjkfh he'd also drop everything to cuddle u and hum u to sleep:/ if he has the nightmare he honestly wouldnt wake you up to ask for cuddles bc he doesnt wanna bother u I FEEL ILL 😭😭😭 like the only way u find out he's had a nightmare is if he tells u abt it the next day or u personally wake up to his movement in the bed and see he's sitting up reading or using his phone to get his mind off of it:/

woozi: be REAL u had the nightmare and he would give up his personal space to cuddle u:/ "jihoon are u awake..." "no" "please i had a nightmare" he'd immediately sit up and ask you if you wanna talk about it or how he could help you and when u say u just wanna be near him he'd give in and cuddle because duh hes a simp 🙄 if he has a nightmare he honestly just pulls u in closer in bed

minghao: hao would be so sweet about it like i think he would know ur having a nightmare before u even wake up and he'd shake u lightly because he's that receptive of u and how u are dhjfgfksj like he'd be all "babe its okay i think u were having a nightmare" then he's hugging u or rubbing ur back UGH but if he had the nightmare i think he's another one that wouldnt wake you up.. he'd get up drink some tea to calm himself down then get in bed and naturally cuddle up to u help

mingyu: ok thing is u NORMALLLY cuddle with this man but the grip he has around u specifically after a nightmare (regardless of if u or he had it) is strong and secure and everything is suddenly right with the world as long as u are in his arms dksfjhdsdfj but it'd also go like "i had a dream ~this~ happened" and he would say "ok but logically that can't happen" ok thanks mingyu! big help! but he just wants to make sure ur okay anyway:/

seokmin: he'd be so cute uisdkhjfsdkrfjh like ur there telling him about ur nightmare and he's trying his best to listen and be supportive but he's also scared out of his mind bec of the contents of ur dream so now he's lost in his thoughts and u both are scared hjdgfdjh same goes for if he has the nightmare 😭 but the cuddles are extra tight and u guys just keep talking in bed until u drift off into bed i can imagine it going "hey are u still awake im still scared" "i was FALLING ASLEEP" "ok but im still scared" kdfjhdfkgjh

seungkwan: he'd try his best to make u laugh if u woke him up after a nightmare :( like he'd get up and pretend to look under the bed start fighting an imaginary whatever in mid air and get mad ydfhgkfd "ok come out let me fight u" he'll have u laughing but also intently listening to whatever nightmare u had bec he cares :( if he had a nightmare he'd wake you up also n he might be crying :( he'd be talking about it and he'd pull u into his arms while just talking about it. just be there for him and tell him its gonna be ok :( kwannnieeeeeee :(

vernon: THIS MAN. he would actually be such a good listener its just that i also think he generally wouldnt know what to say??? like he knows he wants to comfort u and be there for u but also its several taps on the back and "errr dont worry it wasnt real..." or he'd just straight up ask u how he can be there for u :( if u ask him for cuddles i think he'd overthink it and u would feel him be more stiff than usual bc he doesnt know how cuddles logically help u get over nightmares ukdsjfhsd which is why i think vernon honestly just wakes up from a nightmare processes that its a nightmare and goes back to sleep period

dino: he is internally panicking bec wtf no one told him how to help someone else deal w nightmares how does HE even deal with nightmares???? but he'd be so cute trying to make u feel better :( but u wouldnt have to ask for cuddles honestly like his caring nature means he naturally pulls u in and keeps u there until ur fast asleep again ugh dhkdsfh if he has the nightmare i think he'd sit up then check to make sure ur there then cuddle u again :( he'd try to go back to sleep but if he really cant he'd wake u up and say sorry for waking u up jahjashdkjsh

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[solarwoniii]

zb1 tits ass or thighs preference?

omg ok lets go

jiwoong is the biggest ass man i've ever seen and NOBODY can convince me otherwise. he LOVES spanking and he can't get enough of fucking you from behind because he loves the view he gets 🥱🥱 (also the type to smack ur ass as he walks past BUT THATS A TANGENT FOR ANOTHER TIME!!!)

hao being a boob man just MAKES SENSE u guys. istg he would love grabbing at them while you're making out, or play with them while he's inside of you. and because i also see him as an extremely mean dom (i feel like ive talked about this already HAVE I TALKED ABOUT THIS ALREADY????), i can very well imagine him completely RUINING YOUR TITS. biting them, hickeying them, digging his nails into them... goodluck girl im praying for u.

hanbin is also a boob man. no explanation needed but i will give you one anyways incase there is any PROTESTORS. yes he would love all of you (because he is a simp king body worshipper), including your ass and your thighs but if you choose to go braless around him WATCH HIM MELT. his eyes will only be on your chest, AND TO GIVE HIM CREDIT!! he will try not to stare but he cant help it ITS NOT HIM U GUYS ITS HIS BOOB MAN SENSES HE CANT CONTROL THEM

matthew... ok i want to believe so badly that he likes tits bc it wld be so cute :(( mattchu sucking on your tits while toying with your clit and constantly looking back up at you to watch your reactions... BUT THAT WOULD BE A LIE BECAUSE THIS MAN LOVES THIGHS SO FUCKING MUCH HE GOES FERAL FOR THEM HE IS A THIGH MAN.

okay i need help with this one because i genuinely do not know with taerae.. i'm thinking tits but also thighs..?? I DONT KNOW MAN i think taerae just loves everything and will appreciate your body no matter what (but will also explode with hanbin if u dont wear a bra around him pls do it for his sake hes too weak for you).. COMMENT UR THOUGHTS THOUGH I WANNA SEE WHAT U GUYS THINK !!

ricky... dear lord... ok. is he a boob man?? absolutely BUT IS HE ALSO IN LOVE WITH GROPING YOUR ASS??/??/? YES. its so annoying bc this mf acts all shy n sweet BUT as soon as everyones gone HES A DIFFERENT MAN. will not leave your ass alone. it hurts to sit down without a pillow under it because of how many times hes spanked you. AND IS HE SORRY??? NO. he will not hesitate to laugh at you. in conclusion fuck shen quanrui (in both ways)

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[heelanat]

nonono it's finee!! u don't have to apologize. I just asked bc in your post of hao you put that copy in spanish heh ALSO I'm still too shy (? to take off the anon but i can use an emoji for u to identify me!

ohh okok got it! 😋 and omg don't be im just a simp blog that wants to feel hao in my stomach (both cannibalistic and lustful way) with no particular schedule whatsoever <3 but ofc its completely fine if you choose to remain anon, privacy matters most :) <3

[milfgyuu]

SVT Blurbs 💭

Essentially part one in a series of stupid things i think about when i’m bored and subject my friends to at all hours of the night.

DISCLAIMER: This is strictly for laughs and i don’t pretend to actually know any members of svt or what they prefer. For the love of joshua hong, pls do not take this seriously (except minghao i stand by this assumption). 

Today, my brain was tickled with the question of who in svt would be an ass man and who would be a tiddie man. Conclusions below:

Cheol: ASS. like monster dump truck ass. slim thickkies only. This man openly admitted his type so who am I to question him? 

Jeonghan: TIDDIES, mainly for entertainment. You cannot tell me this man would not bother his love in the middle of some menial task just to squeeze their boobies and giggle about it. I just know he would. 

Josh: TIDDIES, for viewing respectfully. I will not elaborate.

Jun: TIDDIES. He makes biscuits on the tiddies like the catboy he is. It is home. Source of all comfort. Squishy and warm. Favorite place to nap.

Hoshi: ASS. He worships the booty. All hail the booty. Bow down to the booty. Strategically stands behind his beloved booty in public to make sure no one else makes eye contact with it. It’s a sign of disrespect.

Woozi: ASS and THIGHS (king) wbk jihoon likes a little extra to toss around. Slaps ass with force and purpose. Short King? Nah. Booty King.

Wonu: (giant anime) TIDDIES. You cannot tell me the gamer catboy is NOT a tiddie man. It is simply written in stone. He IS the stereotype. (p.s. wonu call me)

Mingyu: controversial. BOTH. I honestly do not think he has a preference and would be ecstatic to have access to either because he’s a simpatron 3000. 

Minghao: ASS. Hao is one of those skinny dudes who exclusively dates thick, curvy babes and he likes to manhandle them for fun. They would argue that they’re too heavy or whatever and he would just be like, “Heh, okay babe.” and toss them over his shoulder with ease. 

Seokmin: TIDDIES. He would have a hard time not staring like a kid in a candy shop for the first time. Imagine a chocolate lab retriever with it’s tongue hanging out the side of it’s mouth and crazy eyes but it’s BOOBIES instead of BALL.

Boo: TIDDIES. Simply because his ass is, was, and always will be bigger.

Vernon: ASS. (ya’ll know why) But fr chwe is always touching the booty lowkey. Hand in the back pocket. Back rubs to fall asleep? No, he’s giving booty rubs. 

Chan: ASS but also TIDDIES. Like Mingyu, I don’t picture a clear preference but lil dino-nugget is going to make sure both are appreciated because he is a perfectionist in ALL things. 

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[bbugyu]

out of all the sebongies, who do you think would be the best lifelong partner for u

okay who the FUCK sent this im about to go fucking feral WHO WAS IT SHOW URSELF THIS WAS A DIRECT ATTACK

i will begin by saying i think seokmin is my dream man. like, really. i’ve said a million times why i love him so i won’t just. be a broken record. but i really do love him so so much and i would love him so much but to be perfectly honest he deserves someone who matches him better than i would. i think we would be fantastic friends. i also have a big ol crush on jeonghan, but to be frank, we would be so volitile it’s not even funny. like, y’all read neverending artistry, right? yeah. that’s us except we would definitely be worse. we would butt heads CONSTANTLY. and like sure it’s not serious and like fun and sexy or whatever but idk if i want to have that forever? SEEMS EXHAUSTING

but? my lifelong partner? kSDLFJHJKSLDF i can’t believe i’m gonna say this but. bUTDJKSHJ ok break

joshua fucking hong. OKATY HEAR ME OUT BEFORE YOU CALL ME JSA KSKL A SIMP OK IM NOT A JOSHUSHU I JUST KJRHSKDJKD I JUST THTHINKK!!!

joshua is so fucking funny. like he makes me laugh so hard. and i’m someone who values that above anything else in a relationship, and he is just so effortlessly hilarious in a way that’s like?? idk he doesn’t worry about looking cool when he says jokes and i respect that a lot. he’s so insanely handsome and then he makes the stupidest faces. i love that so much. i think our senses of humor line up almost perfectly, and the way we react to certain situations. like when hao played svt in the car and josh was just like *blinks rlly hard* “oh wow” ADJFHKDJHFKH THATTTTT that killed me because like bro if someone played a song i made in the car i would literally be like yo shut that shit off

also he said in the kelly clarkson show that he really enjoyed lord of the rings recently and. i literally. lotr is one of the most important pieces of media to me like it was my first tattoo i used to watch the movies OBSESSIVELY as a kid and i watched the behind the scenes even more. lotr is the reason i write. lotr is the reason i love film the way i do. it’s like immensely important to me and i know he just said he like. watched them recently KJHDSKJF bUT!! the fact that he was willing to sit down and watch them and liked it enough to mention it is enough for me fam!

the language thing is a big part also. i learned japanese growing up because we spoke it at home, so i can understand and speak fairly well, but i’m SHIT at reading and writing because i just ??? never had to learn ???? and i know josh had the same experience when he moved to korea. he grew up speaking it but didn’t really know how to read and write and had to learn. that’s something we can relate on! and i know he’s like. really into anime so KLDFJSK he speaks some japanese!!! and i’m learning korean!!!!! imagine us switching between three languages in the most annoying way so that no one else can understand us <3 how cute would that be JDHFKSDJ

i’m kind of like a cat. i like affection, but only when it’s on my terms. i love cuddling with my partner, but i literally refuse physical touch from my friends. joshua seems like such a kind attentive person and i think that he would be able to read me really well. on top of that, we are both asian american. i would be lying if i said i don’t immediately feel certain kinship with any other asian american i meet. we were both raised on the west coast and went to church every weekend. i don’t have belief, but i’ve read the bible for fun and i respect faith a lot (not necessarily organized religion bc :/ it’s a lil shady :/) and i think it would be something we could have genuine conversations about. i think we could both learn a lot from each other. i feel as though we have a lot of similarities in our core values, but opposing opinions on a lot of things, so there’s a lot of room for growth within the relationship.

also he seems really adventurous in his food taste and is down to try anything which!!! is also one of the most important things to me. i am the child of a japanese woman and a line chef like I LOVE FOOD and i have a really vast palate so if he can keep up! i’mma keep him!

okay also also josh is enfj and i’m infj. he’s a capricorn and i’m a taurus. some of u know where i’m going with this but for those that don’t. 

NOWWWW i’m not sayin this is like. set in stone. i know it’s not. but let a bitch dream ok

#OKKKKK BYE #kjdfsalkfjLSDKF #i hate this who sent this #ask #anon #ugh the tags are gonna give it away #asdjfklsdklfL #dont look if u havent hit the read more yet #josh #KFJSDLKFJLKSDJFDKLSF #UGHHHHH UIDSMFKDS IM SO NMMAMDADDDD #svt hc

[svtskneecaps]

so i was reading again ;; decided to read thru the soulmate aus again cause duh theyre brilliant ;; and like the tall person nicknames - i actually called my friend my "treeb" it was /supposed/ to be treeboi but messenger wouldnt let me see the rest of the nickname with the amount of emojis i put lmaoo so yeah i just called my friend a treeb --💕

okay but also See You When I Fall Asleep ?? cute as hell- might have an even Bigger crush on jeon wonwoo now- im sorry to hao for being a very unloyal 8star :DDDDD that smile prolly doesnt help my case but like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ --💕 

ok first of all i fuckin love treeb that’s an incredible tall name and i love it very much it is PERFECT

second of all, fuck being loyal who the heck cares listen who’s gonna care, them?? no and you know why??? because nobody simps for seventeen like seventeen listen they GET IT. they UNDERSTAND. they know what’s up and they aren’t gonna fault you for that. listen. listen. fuck being loyal. change biases every three minutes. live your dreams you will be very incredibly happy

anyway while i’m here, i find it kinda funky that my best work comes when i’m stressed and that i also tend to write stuff for wonwoo when i’m stressed. when i wrote that one i had a huge paper due (like, bigger than any i’d ever written), and then when i wrote the other one for him like. i was in college. and losing my mind. don’t remember what in particular i was stressed over but considering i put “i write for wonwoo in times of academic panic. and this is a time of academic panic” in the author’s note, apparently i was real stressed lskdjfalksjdf)

would put that in the tags but you can’t tag asks on tumblr desktop </3 so you get it outright

ANYWAY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH <33333

#💕 anon #i love you #not kpop #shut up vic

[mingi-bubu]

Watch "Love O2O" With Me... Again !

Episode 1

i'm baaack :D

(on my bullshit al;djkf;slkjd)

i've been feeling nostalgic as of late and was thinking about re-watching a drama i already watched

it was between love o2o and rookie historian

and i guess we know who won ;alkdsj

so, just like before,

i have my water, my laptop's plugged in, i have some m&m's

as mark lee my beloved would say, lezgeddit

oh the intro T.T

i missed this song al;ksdfsj

actually i have been listening to it a lot recently so like. tea i guess

oh to be hugged and kissed on the forehead by yang yang

i missed them

i know theyre so awkwrd but like its so endearing

i still think hao mei and k.o were in love to some degree

ugh the title card is sooo pretty

also i checked with the first time i did this and literally its almost been a year exactly aldkfjas im just a few days late to the anniversary

shan't lie to you, i still think zhenshui is kinda hot esp in his mf legolas outfit

oooh weiwei with theat big ffucking sword on fire leggoooo

rip to that bridge

i wonder what the insurance salespeople make in this game

ik it doesnt exist but still like

major property damage has occurred

al;dkfjaslfd anyways

the battle scene is over and the rest of the team has been #Revived

i love how done weiwei looks constantly in this universe

jinling city..

ooOOOHHH HERE OCMES THE TEA

al;kdsfjas broooo its not that deep

;LKDJASOW WUXIANG IM SICK

love the timing of those two walking past akldsjf

ooh japanese sounds soooo good

i got indian tonight tho

l m a o

love the propaganda here for chinese university dorms

apparently they do not actually look like this

who calculates flow of electricity

i still really really want erxi's little rice cooker pot thing

oh wow from the jump shes in plaid i didnt realize ohw early this occurred

me *handshake emoji* erxi

dont get bogged down by details

erxi im sick

why would you not tell about the laptop girl what the fuck

for someone who clLOCK TH E DOOR OH MY GOD

they stress me out

xiaoling and sisi my beloveds

the Squade was so fun i liked it when the four of them were together on screen

god all computer majors are the same klajd;fksa

girl i am moving into my senior year of uni and am still single its really not that deep

consider your happiness... let me not speak on this topic anymore

oh yeah the basketball championship;LKAJ;SLDJF;LAKWEJ FUKCIGN XIAO NAI

love how they do exposition in this show

me *handshake emoji* weiwei

xiao nai simps

girl you need some time alone to uh... 'reflect'

that's what we'll call it

OH I HAVE SO MANY CONFLICITNG FEELINGS ABOUT YIRAN AND NANA

BC YIRAN IS GENUINELY A NICE GIRL BUT IS VERY NAIVE AND INNOCENT

i think that yiran and weiwei couldve been such good friends if nana wasnt involved

her tiny fucking bag im sick

as;ldkjfakd weiwei having 0 clue about what happens on her campus

girl same

aldksjflk erxi it definitely was you

erxi is .. a fruit

a huge fruit

but is she wrong ??? BUT IS SHE WRONG, ERXI

xiao nai xiao nai xiao nai xiao nai a;kdsfj;aslkdjf

he <333

im so whipped for this fukcing guy

still dont understand what's going on with the chess game but thats okay

this guy is so confident aldkj

babe sorry to break it to you but youre gonna fail my love

you cannot beat ms weiwei

you would think with the amount of times i see that chess game in cdramas i would look up the rules and how to play and yet

oh the parallels i <333

jalsdkfkjshe really said im on the clock here bud

a WHOLE ass building

hes so weird

i understand why hes doing things like this but also dude

laksdjfal the way nai is like please never compare us again

HELL YEAH LETS GO OST LETS GO

HE WITH THE SMALL ALMOST SMILE

ME WITH THE SCREAMIGN INTERNALLY

WE LOVE SEEING HIM FALL IN LOVE LIKE A DORK

i want a light up keyboard tbh

wow he just stnads there bro

idocnic

hes so handsome his fuckign side profile hlep

ITS MY WIFE

XIAOLING MY BELVOED

girl youre just snackign thats not busy

do they have assigned things to put their sheets on? so that no one steals? that doesnt mean no one will steall but still

ask;jd;lk the lil emoji boys so cuuteee

a;ldksja i love them spilling the tea

YES YOU MUST SPEAK UP

akdsjf;laskdj

al;dkfja petty and philistine

thats what they call me in the club

capacitor

;aldksj me when i hear people in my major talkking about something bc their ocncentration is diferent

sisi is also a fruit

thanks for comign to my tedtalk

i just wanna see my boy september

lmao i lvoe when the Squade is all together their chemistry is soooo fun

oh sick a discotheque on fridays

see !! yiran was so ready to be like she's nice i like her

nana were it not for the laws of this land and the fact that youre fictional i would have slaughtered you by now

speak of the devil... you and me both nana

yes i still dont like cao guang

no its not gonna change

yes sometimes i find the actor attractive in guardian

yes i am annoyed

still i do think its very cool how he played the same character in both the show and movie

wowwww

LOOKS CAN BE DECIEVING

THATS WHO NANA IS

SEPTEMBER???

IS IT MY BOY

aalkd no its just weiwei

fuck i am vicoiusly rmeinded i need to get a new job -_-'

gaming is like her life

majd;lsadj

i like how confidant she is its v cool lmao

she's right!!!

do what you want esp if youre good at it!!!

jesus christ i forgot how skinny this actress is

i know she had some sort of thing about food i think aroudn the time this was being filmed

love that its ancient times in the game and yet theres holo coms

shes like... its not that deep

mr zhenshui, really my love, it is not that deep ever in this game

akldfjls i forgot about the statue crying

iconic

MITOSIS

peace out mf <3

aksd;jf she really was like ehhh im okay with things

it's all good bro

i do like how zhenshui was sort of before all of this occurred

wedding time wedding time

not nice enough if he seems to hop out like that

oooh theyve been ~leveling~ together

alskj i love how annoyed weiwei is with superficiality as if she hasnt been alive in the world for about 20 years

girl... what did erxi give you??

love the red wedding materials

very pretty

aldksjfsl im the two guys talking about ba ba ba

oooooohhh she just standing there

bro she is *literally* just vibing

aalksdjf can they not see the "zzz" next to her name?

wow seriously what did erxi give herself and weiwei

she is LITERALLY just vibing

nobody is storming anytihgn

jesus christ e.e

backscrolling to read the chat

ah... i know the struggle..

i mean you were in there for like a while love

lets play a round of

sell

those

herbs ~!!!

dude, a;dfk;skd

gaming during work hours. incredible

ald;kfja;sldkj looooovvveee

i just noticed the guys behind the palinqin playing instruments

XIAO NAI

XIAO XNNAI

ITS MY HUSBAND

LOOK AT HIMMMM

YIXIAO NAIHE

;LFKAJSD

YOU WANT TO HAVE A BETTER WEDDING BABE???

HE CAN DO THAT FOR YOUUU

love the end crdits

lets go yang yang vocals lets goooo

we are ~~jamming~~

so sad i didnt get to see september tho :(((

as always, we have reached the end

thank you for reading!!!

stay safe and stay healthy <333

#love o2o #cdrama #e1 #watch with me again #jae.txt

[ssolarcalendarr]

Hi

Hello

Konnichiwa

Bonjour

Ni Hao

Salutations

Life sucks and I'm tired.

Got a lot of work to do but at least I get a long weekend (from Friday until Tuesday next week)

And school ended early today and it's ending early again on Friday.

So how's it going for you.

(imagine spending almost 2 hours on business studies homework. Couldn't be me)

-Kyoko Simp

im tired

and have no motivation to do ANYTHING haha

but uh

homework sucks

I'm just... tired lmao

also I'm stuck

I'm trying to pick out a new URL for my blog and I'm so indecisive </3

[bubmyg]

Hello!! I’ve just recently gotten into svt and I think I might bias Minghao? He’s so pretty and badass but also fuckin adorable and I 🥺 where was I going w this I had a point.. OH YEAH as president of svt simp club do you have any good svt fanfic recs?? Xoxo love everything you write btw ur a gem 🥺❤️

FKDJSFKLDASF u know what’s funny to me is i stan svt and i love ot13 but i prob post abt minghao the least but a lot of u who come here to talk to me abt svt/are getting into svt seem to gravitate toward hao it’s his power i think. ANYWAY FJDSKF i don’t rlly read svt fic im sorry :-/

#Anonymous

[mochiable]

oml you are obsessed, but i understand because DAMN is he attractive like holy heck if i didn't bias shua then like, *side eyes* i almost fell when home run was released because phew ;-; him and mingyu ;-; and Vernon ;-; but also his mullet—

I REMEMBER THAT FAN TAKEN PICTURES AND WHEN WE FURST GOT TO SEE HIM OMG ;-; THE8 the supreme mulleter :') made me realize that i had a thing for people who look good with mullets but we shan't talk about that

yes i am a little too smitten by a y-oshi and uh yeah it's not like i would give my everything to him, but also like, i would give my happiness for him to keep on smiling ik im pathetic and so goddamn infatuated but like.... who wouldn't be after seeing THIS???

*malfunctions* too. much. serotonin. mother, help. ;-;

ugh don’t even remind me of that look,,, definitely one of the hairstyles that attracts me the most, between the mullet and the curly hair i almost had a heart attack😩 but like just look at him, destroy my life sir please, at this point i get down on my knees to beg you😾👊👊

also joshua hehe😳, joshua,,, joshua has his own thing *looks at him out of the corner of her eye* the same thing happens to me but just the other way round lol can’t help it sorry👉👈

and no bestie, not pathetic at all. it’s exactly the same for me with hao, as much as i’d be suffering like a bitch i’d give everything i had to see him happy cause i’m a fucking simp 💀

and yeah he’s a cutie, look hehe ello

#[ ✎ ] — hia!answers #by heephoriia! #—ct: simping hours ¡!

[formulawonu]

hiiiiii i loved the cuddles request omg

could you do seventeens first kiss w reader? :)

seventeen & first kisses

a/n: aah thank u so much 😭 this prompt is so cute AGAIN when will i ever get svt in my life.

seungcheol: this mannnn would be so smooth with it help like im picturing it as a he's dropping you off at home after a date and u both don't wanna end the night yet and he's kinda nervous kinda giggly but while u guys are in the car the moment feels right the vibes are there and hes slowly leaning in and asks u if this is okay AND IT IS and u guys kiss then u get out of the car and the man is smiling all the way home all lovesick :'D damn he'd also text u smth cheesy like i cant stop smiling when can i see you cheol is a confirmed #simp

jeonghan: first of all HE KNOWS BOTH OF U WANNA KISS STFUUUU so he plays with the scenario and he'd tease u and be like "i know u wanna kiss me so go get it over with already 🙄" but HA if u actually do kiss him he'd be soooo caught off-guard and hed be like wha whatwhat then snap back into it then be all OKKK ARASO GOT IT then kiss u again properly fml

joshua: he would actually think a lot about it :( like you both would be out on a date having a lovely time and he'd hold ur hand and you'd lean ur head on his shoulder and ur both looking out at the view or something and he'd say something like "i know this is cheesy but can i kiss you right now" :'D yes you can mr hong do what u wanna do !!! also the type to ask u after if the kiss was ok hsdgksjfdh

junhui: HE WOULD BE SO SHY SDUFHGSDJH like i know he is a very hyperactive guy but i think when it comes to nerve-wracking moments like first kisses he'd actually be so flustered :"( i think it would happen at an unexpected moment and out of excitement he kisses u and hes like wait o_o I JUST DID THAT and hed be like omfg sorry i didnt mean to kiss you NOT THAT I DIDNT WANT TO I JUST- pls just shut him up by kissing him again

hoshi: "i really want to kiss you right now" LIKE this line is all i got for this man. he is so unpredictable. i feel like it would happen at the most random time u might even be cleaning up after a meal at home and he'd be standing beside u watching u with a stupid smile on his face and he'd say the line and he'd wait for what you'd say then he'd really just go for it and kiss u. a simple and honest man id cry if he ever said this to me

wonwoo: first of all i think if this is the early stages of the relationship even a simple kiss on the cheek from u would have him smiling like a fool maybe even blushing like the man is FLUSTERED but when it comes to first kisses it'd be so cute like he'd probably kiss ur cheek first then kiss the tip of ur nose then pull back just to look at u and like silently ask u if he could kiss u then u just close ur eyes and u hear him chuckle under his breath before he kisses u I DONT HAVE MORE TO SAY HONESTLY HE'S SO.

woozi: it's private, it's personal - the moment literally just belongs to you and him. maybe you're at his studio or it's one of those nights in and you guys are just chilling you don't need to be doing anything special but he finds meaning in it because just being able to be around you!!! feels like!!! rest to him!!! and he just wants to share even more happy moments with you so you're probably talking about something personal and he leans in then u lean in and there we go. a treasured memory forever in both of ur heads

minghao: hao would actually wait for you to lean in before he does anything sjdhgasdh or lean in and right before he kisses you he'd be like "is this okay?" or just pull back to tilt his head and look at u to make sure it's fine :") after u pull away from the kiss he's giggling like an IDIOT but its cute and he's like huh so that's how it is and ur all huh and he's all "nothing just been thinking abt this for a while" and ur all THEN WHY DIDNT U DO ANYTHING and hes like just wanted to make sure you wanted it too sjhdfgmf

mingyu: kinda like jeonghan and knows u both wanna KISS!!!!! and he's teasing you about it so whenever he's kissing ur cheek it's actually way closer to ur lips and it honestly leaves BOTH of u frustrated (kim mingyu 🙄) so when u guys are bickering and he plays the "oooo u wanna kiss me so bad" line and u actually do give him the worlds quickest kiss EVER on the lips he's literally speechless like. hes actually flustered. man doesnt know what to do he wasnt expecting that and you're literally the one eyebrow raised emoji bec the ball is now in ur park kim mingyu.

seokmin: he'd want it to be so romantic 😭 like i think he's one of the members that actually put much value into things like this so he's preparing for it and he takes u out somewhere special and he'd try to be discreet about it but he's nervous and u can tell he's nervous so to put him out of his misery you initiate the kiss at the perfect moment and he's just melting bec IT HAPPENED HES SO HAPPY HES JOYFUL and he'd 1000000% smile into the kiss and hold ur hand as u guys continue to do whatever it is he planned :")

seungkwan: IT WOULD BE SO CUTE because neither of you are expecting it like he would be saying goodbye to you because he has to go somewhere and just like second nature he pecks you goodbye and heads out the door then five steps out he'd pause in his tracks like wait........... then he enters the room again and ur still standing there like ? yes ? and hes like omfg i just kissed you... and u both would just laugh and he'd say bye again then kiss u again and its cute. its domestic. IM ANNOYED

vernon: BECAUSE you guys are at the park sharing earphones listening to music he wants you to hear because it reminds him of you or he thinks you'd like it and he's watching you nod your head to the beat and you might be saying something but he can't focus because he wants to remember u in that specific moment and u notice he's staring so u start staring and he just starts leaning in and the moment is perfect NO WORDS NEEDED u forget the music is even playing

dino: this man wears his heart on his sleeve like he'd be so honest and upfront about everything with you. can i hold your hand? can i kiss you? will you be my girlfriend? like you never have to second guess with lee chan because he's really that guy who will tell u about his feelings so after u guys kiss for the first time he would nOT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT WITH U like you'd honestly start getting flustered because man cannot stop telling u how happy he is how exciting that was etc etc pls take care of his heart

#svt #seventeen #svt imagine #svt reactions #svt reaction #kpop #scoups #seungcheol #jeonghan #joshua hong #junhui #hoshi #kwon soonyoung #wonwoo #woozi #jihoon #minghao #the8 #kim mingyu #dk #seokmin #seungkwan #vernon #hansol #dino #lee chan #first kiss #request #writing #kpop imagines