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ftmbruce · 9 months

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me watching kass fish up three emeralds and two diamonds while i take the entirety of spring year one to make it level 40 of the mines bc weve not had a single good luck day

#sdv #Thursday posts #we have our designated roles...and i did not fulfill mine ar all #i didnt hit 4000g until like the 20th i was so focused on getting iron. i got my fifth iron ore at 11pm spring 28 #im an embarassment

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earthandsunandmoon · 2 years

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i should have also sent midnight oil for your ask too,,, drop that fav babe!

Ok. You asked for it. it's not like i even listen to that band 🙄

Rob. Hirst. Rob fucking Hirst. the man of my dreams. I literally dream about him every night. He is on my mind 24/7.

He is knowledgeable, talented, talkative, hilarious, slightly cranky, occasionally sarcastic, extremely kind, speaks Japanese and French, and has made some of the best music the world will ever hear.

Oh, and also he’s really hot

the fucking muscles on this man are unreal. He is just a tiny little ball of energy and puts his whole heart into every performance. Also his singing voice is amazing (very evident on Red Sails in the Sunset. No one could sing “Kosciusko” like him!!). I remember watching the “Blue Sky Mine” video when I was like 16 and i saw him hanging off the train and I was just like WOW. that guy is hot.

He is just so neat and special to me and hot and makes me so happy. I will literally just shout “hirst!” to my sister and she knows I’m about to go off about my latest hot take. No other man can make me flail and cry and laugh like he does! He may have not finished his law degree but he deserved ten thousand honorary degrees imho. His writing style is honestly far better than that of any of the books and textbooks I was assigned to read this past year. He has such a good vocabulary and sharp wit but he is really down-to-earth as well. Even if he literally can not shut up and can talk for hours i will listen attentively because everything he says is interesting/slightly deranged in a good way.

I really love everyone in this band though. They seem angry and terrifying at first until you realize they are actually just the sweetest guys. I would die for Jim Moginie. Peter garrett is actually a tender sweetheart. Bones was the funniest person to ever exist and the glue that held the Oils together through the 90s. Martin's smile gives me heart palpitations. Giffo is, well, Giffo. It is my dream to take what has traditionally been seen as an “ass-kicking” pub rock band with a largely male fanbase and absolutely babygirlify this democratic socialist collective to no end.

Even though most of the members have experienced some sort of horrible family tragedy they still try to make the world a better place, singing hopeful songs and fighting for the causes they believe in. Idk they’re just really inspiring I’m embarrassing myself but I can’t help it. even the way Rob will talk about his own mental health helps me a lot. I was in a really bad place a few months ago and this band has pretty much helped me find happiness and purpose again. :’)

All that aside, he’s so fukcing hot. Just. Jesus christ.🥵🥵🥵🥵 I’ve never really been into muscular dudes but. how could i not. he’s not just muscular he’s perfectly proportioned and healthy and cute and his personality is just. ahh!

I just love him a lot.

#why was this so hard to write!!#i feel like i only got half of my thoughts into words lol #i just. i need to inhale rob hirst he is more important than oxygen to my life #oil posting on main 🥴#but thanks for asking emmi <3 #only you are allowed to read this everyone else dO nOT READ i am down so bad for tjis guy #im an embarassment

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temeyes · 5 months

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biker ghost? biker ghost.

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tiresomespaceplant · 5 months

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perfectly normal work place comedy (nothing of note happens)

#hello again i have some back logged art i wanna share #the magnus archives #tma fanart #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #sasha james #tim stoker #*boop* art #fanart #(im kinda embarassed for posting like :D i drew this!! after like a couple of weeks of drawing for myself lmao)#((and then people Percieve It it's nuts to me))

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 2 months

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wake up wintersberg nation

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lazycranberrydoodles · 5 months

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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway.#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

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jeonsupershy · 9 days

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here to help you fight the monday blues 😁

#wonwoo #seventeen #17net #fywonwoo #hourlywonwoo #jeon wonwoo #svt wonwoo #wonwoo svt #nonu #k.stuff #so whipped for him im embarassed

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pppuri · 8 months

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denial

#qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp forever #qsmp badboyhalo #pppuri art #i've written on twitter how much im losing the 'im normal about them' war with 4halo #and then i go and draw 6th 4halo fanart in less than a week this is embarassing

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parisoonic · 7 months

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#alternative title: i drew an amazon self-published dust jacket cover for a pulpy romance novel #im embarassed about this one lads #tf2 #tf2 fanart #heavymedic #red oktoberfest #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic

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pastelhooman · 10 months

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- Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

- No. But falling for you did.

#a wild vwv tri98 appear in my roster #it is left open for who is saying which line btw :3 feel free to drop some speculation :))))))#also they are embarassing im embarassed trying to write caption for these two #physically feeling ill #every damn time #vashwood #woodvash #vashwoodvash #woodvashwood #also don't pay attention to vash's outfit

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puppyeared · 8 months

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axolotl

#covers my face. this is dumb theyre dumb idk what was going thru my mind making this.h #i like this brush tho i think ill keep using it #i had this thought awhile ago that axolotls kind of remind me of macs ears. and i had a nice thought that if wukong ever saw one #he'd say the same thing. and thats why im sitting here with my head in my hands #macaque doesnt know if hes embarassed amused or straight up smitten. its all 3 #i have such a hard time drawing necks and shoulders.. mac is supposed to kind of hunch up his shoulders #the way some ppl do when they bow their neck down kind oflike. defensive-tucking in position when theyre making themselves small #i cant really get it to look right so it kinda looks like his head is sunken too close to his shoulders. so i guess ill keep practising #maybe if i brought his head closer to the collarbone it will look better. but i struggle with foreshortening so theres a chance itll #just look like his neck starts at the collar. ughhh #god have mercy if i ever draw hugs. i hate positioning the shoulder i hate hate hate it. 10 dead 17 injured #i have new design note ideas for em but ill post another time #myart #doodles #lego monkie kid #lmk #monkie kid #shadowpeach #lmk sun wukong #lmk swk #lmk macaque #lmk six eared macaque #lmk liu er mihou

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yellowocaballero · 11 months

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Miguel is Fine, Actually (Being Spider-Man's Just Toxic As Hell)

Before I watched ATSV I said that I would defend my man Miguel O'Hara's actions no matter what, because he's always valid and I support women's wrongs. I was joking, and I did not actually expect to start defending him on Tumblr.edu. But I'm seeing a lot of commentary that's super reductive, so I do want to bring up another perspective on his character.

Miguel wasn't acting against the spirit of Spider-Man, or what being Spider-Man means. Miguel isn't meant to represent the antithesis of Spider-Man. Miles is the antithesis of Spider-Man. Miguel represents Spider-Man taken to its extreme.

Think about Miguel's actions from his perspective. If you were a hero who genuinely, legitimately, 100%, no doubt about it, believed that somebody is going to make a selfish decision that will destroy an entire universe and put the entire multiverse at severe risk - if you had an over-burdened sense of responsibility and believed in doing the right thing no matter what - you would also chase down the kid and put him in baby jail to try and prevent it. He believed that he was saving the multiverse, and that Miles was putting it in danger for selfish reasons. Which is completely unforgivable to him, because selfishness is what he hates the most. And then he goes completely out of pocket and starts beefing with a 15yo lmfaooo he's such a dick.

But why did Miguel believe that? Why did he believe that Miles choosing himself and his own happiness over the well-being of others was the worst possible thing? Why did he believe that tragedy was inevitable in their lives, and that without tragedy Spider-Man can't exist?

Because he's Spider-Man.

Peter Parker was once a fifteen year old who chose his own happiness over protecting others. It was the greatest regret of his life and he never forgave himself. Peter's ethos means that he will put himself last every time, and that he will sacrifice anything and everything in his life - his relationships, his health, his future - to protecting and helping others. Peter dropped out of college because it interfered with Spider-Man. He destroyed his own future for Spider-Man. He ruins friendships and romantic relationships because Spider-Man was more important. If Peter ever tries to protect himself and his own happiness, then he's a bad person.

That is intrinsic to Peter. Peter would not be Peter without it. A story that is not defined by Peter's unhappiness is not a Spider-Man story. If Peter doesn't make himself miserable, then he's just not Peter.

That is a Spider-Man story: that not only is tragedy inevitable, that if you don't allow yourself to be defined by your tragedy then you're a bad person. If you don't suffer, then you're a bad person. If you ever put anything above Spider-Man, then you're killing Uncle Ben all over again. Miguel isn't the only one that believes this - as we saw, every Spider-Man buys into what he's saying. There's no Spider-Man without these beliefs.

Miguel attempted to find his own happiness, and he was punished in the most extreme way. He got Uncle Ben'd x10000. He tried to be happy, and it literally destroyed his entire universe. It's the Spider-narrative taken to the extreme. Of course Miguel believes all of this. Of course he believes this so firmly. He's Spider-Man. That's his story. And the one time Miguel tried to fight against that story, he was punished. And like any Spider-Man, he'll slavishly obey that narrative no matter the evil it creates and perpetuates. Because if he doesn't, the narrative will punish him. The narrative will always punish him. It's a Spider-Man story.

I don't think the universal constant between Spider-Mans, the thing that makes them Spider-Man, is tragedy. I think it's the fact that they never forgive themselves. And Miguel is what that viewpoint creates. He doesn't believe this things because he's an awful, mean person. He believes them because he's a hero. He's a good person who hates himself.

Across the Spider-verse isn't really a Spider-Man story. It's a story about Spider-Man stories. Miguel's right: if this was a Spider-Man story, then Miles acting selfishly really would destroy the universe. But Miles' story isn't interested in punishing him. It pushes back against Peter's narrative that unhappiness is inevitable and that you have to suffer to be a good person. It says that sometimes we do the right thing from love and not fear, and that Peter's way of thinking is ultimately super toxic and unhappy. ITSV was about Miles deciding that he didn't need to be Peter Parker, that all he needed to be was Miles, and ATSV is about how being Peter Parker isn't such a good thing. Miguel shows that. Whatever toxic and unhealthy beliefs he holds - they're the exact same beliefs that any Spider-Man holds. He's a dick, but I don't think he's any more awful a person than Peter is.

TL;DR: Miguel isn't a bad person, he just has Spider-Man brainrot.

#across the spider-verse #atsv #atsv spoilers #across the spider-verse spoilers #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse #miguel o'hara #atsv meta #source: i recognized an embarassing amount of those cameos #im also seeing a lot of ppl make a lot of assumptions about what miguel was injecting and why #we dunno guys! im not gonna suppose anything #I just think that Miguel and Miles are great foils #and that what makes them interesting as foils #is the fact that they're both good people who want to do the right thing #miguel shows how that gets twisted #to the point where you beef with a 15yo sometimes which is still so funny #im a big spidey 2099 fan #which I love bc it is NOTHING like spiderman and yet it's such a good spiderman story #but talking about comics migs is useless bc he has 0 in common with atsv migs #but there is a lot of VERY cool stuff to say about how #the sm2099 comic has nothing to do with spiderman at all whatsoever extremely pointedly #but its still a wonderful spiderman story that finds its own way #tbh it was kind of a breath of fresh air to read a spider-man story that wasn't about spider-man for once #and that was just about miguel #anyway stan women's wrongs #miguel o hara #miguel ohara #my writing

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fanaticalthings · 2 years

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Bruce after yelling at all his kids, now turning to Jason specifically: And anoth-

Jason: You ever raise your voice at me again, and I'll start a gang war so elaborate and large scale that you'll be forced to call in the Justice League.

Bruce:

Jason: And I'll do it whilst you're in the middle of an ultra important WE meeting, too.