#im assuming this is tdd era but honestly it could still work in the current timeline

[dumbhypmicheadcanons]

another stupid headcanon: ichiro once had jakurai babysit saburo bc he was busy w/ work and jiro was at soccer practice. jakurai came in wearing a shirt that said "420 blaze it" and an mlg hat, and he was also saying things like "it's lit fam" in a desperate attempt to look cool. saburo was very disappointed

it wasn’t jakurai’s own doing. he’s fine with just vibing and being old because he doesn’t have the time to worry about being hip and cool. rather, it was ramuda who encouraged him (read: forcefully showed him a powerpoint) to wear and say these things and jakurai, being jakurai, just went with it because hey, maybe the fetus will enjoy it. and saburo, upon seeing this tall, tall man with hair past his ass wearing his 420 blaze it shirt and his mlg hat spouting random slightly outdated slang, promptly felt his soul leave his body and he hasn’t been the same ever since

#hypmic #hypnosis mic #ichiro yamada #jakurai jinguji #ramuda amemura #shitpost #ask #im assuming this is tdd era but honestly it could still work in the current timeline #though ramuda could be swapped with hifumi