Batman figures out Dannys secret identity but the thing is that hes not in the system. Like any system. His face isnt a match for anyone in any database anywhere??!?! This needs investigation. So someone bumps into him for some dna. Which turns out wasn’t even needed because he got stabbed while defending Damian so we got fresh blood samples now baby! But nothing. Not even a relative or anything.
What they do learn is that he just started appearing on cameras a little over 6months ago but before that? Nothing. And he doesn’t seem to be any older than 15 (hes 16 and a half fuck you batman) but how could someone so young be so hidden in the system. Hell even in paper records they can’t find anything in him.
Maybe Bruce can vent to his Justice League friends…. No who am I kidding man would rather die then that. Probably Red Robin (yum) who gets to vent to his friends. Anyway I just need Clark added to the mix because I want him to think Danny isnt human. Boiz heart isnt going fast enough. If it’s going at all. Holy shit Bruce is that a ghost?? Ahh a ghost! … ok wait I hear a beat phew not a ghost. But he might need medical help.
Oo maybe now we have something. A reason hes not jn any record. He might be a testtube baby. Look at how scrawny and guarded he is. Aww B he might have been some sort of labrat. Oh we gotta help him out. He hardly gets any social interactions so it totally makes sense. Look at him B he doesn’t even run from Joker (I hardly know her). We have to protect this poor lost child.
Oh lord now the batclan is spiralling with crazy theories about him.
Do you think Danny would know too? Like maybe hes watching all the nonsense unfold. Or hes trying very hard to convince the bats that no hes just a normal human 16 year old. Like he ho la di da look at me just a normal kid doing normal kid things.
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Commission for @cydrofox! Their cute Rhydon gal + a lesbian flag alt ;w;/
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Fuck I need new clothes
(buys shirt for infrequent fronters)
(buys dress for potentially dormant alter)
(goes home)
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FUCK I need new clothes!!!
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for u, eesti tumblr, a language shitpost
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Teddie: i thought. i was all alone.
Ryuji: HEY!! what the fuck is wrong with U! what, u jsut think u can hit me and get away- wait- shadow?? are you a per-
Futaba: its! uh! just a really realistic talking doll!! yea! we'll just get that back and be on our way-
Teddie: nno, i know u understand me. please. just respond to me. all my friends are human they wouldnt understand, but they tried so hard to help me find myself. was it the same for u? is this ur sensei?
Morgana: You're... wait. How do you have a human form?! This is so unfair! Wait you haven't seen a Maruki lately, have you? Not lying to yourself, right?
Teddie: maruki? is that a food? i wouldnt lie to myself, we just got done saving my disappointing friend from his dungeon to make him stop lying to himself
Futaba: dungeon..? oh! palace-
Akira: Maybe we should talk somewhere else.
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Mr. Yang is indeed the absolute love of my life. The man I wish would just talk to me as he chaperoned my adventures. Please. I love him so much. I just..... wanna listen to him talk about whatever.
(and I genuinely love how the MC texts him like "what is this" and I do have a silly idea involving that but.... the fact even in canon your character looks at him and goes 'that's a very smart man whom I trust with my life despite him literally knocking me out! I'll just text him!')
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