#im bad at it

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

would love to know why my family keep making me give directions when we're in the car considering it's been established multiple times that i am not good at it.

"how do you keep mixing up your left and right?"

im dyspraxic, matthew.

"thats the road we came down on the way here, are you sure we're going in the right direction?"

are you asking me or google maps? because me? no. my sense of direction is as gain as a glass eye, mom, i get lost going down a straight road.

"is it an island or a t-junction?"

"whats a t-junction?"

"how do you not know what a t-junction is?"

i dont drive, ive never had a driving lesson, why would i know what a t-junction is?

"okay so you keep following this road until right after youve gone straight over the double carriageway."

"what do you mean? theres no double carriageways near here."

"well, you go over something that has two roads on either side. the roads are yellow on the map, i dont know what that means."

"do you go over it as in go straight over a roundabout or go over it like its a motorway?"

"..."

you know, this was today and ive already forgotten everything i didnt know about that road.

"it says the fastest way is to go through [hometown]"

"what do you mean?"

"what do you mean?"

"which way through?"

"..."

"the library, sainsburys or poundland?"

"sainsburys."

"okay."

"thats the way to where nan lived, right? where you go by the church?"

"no. that takes you down [name] hill. you mean poundland."

i spent the first 18 years of my life living here, realistically, theres 5 or 6 proper roads here.

"okay, when you see foxbury park on the right, its the second righ- second left after that."

"okay."

"wait, theres also oak park. okay when you see oak park, its the third left. but still the second left after foxbury park."

"cant you just tell us how many lefts it is instead of this park nonsense?"

"theres way too many lines on this map to do that."

"really? come on, arent you supposed to be the maths genius?"

im good with numbers, matt, i am categorically not good at looking at fiddly little lines on maps where i keep forgetting which way is left or right.

"what exit is it on the island?"

"...fourth?"

"are you sure about that?"

"well, its definitely not the first, second or third exit on the roundabout; i just dont know if this is an exit or not?"

"what does it look like?"

"a road, but smaller."

"youre not very good at directions, are you."

what gave it away?

#kai rambles #why does this keep happening #my mother owns a satnav #why am i being designated satnav when at least three times today i said ''turn left'' and only realised i meant right as we got to the #turning and vice versa? #my brother was in the car #he could have done it #why is it always me #im bad at it #dyspraxia #actually dyspraxic #neurodivergent #neurodiverse stuff

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

I know valheim is a survival game because. I do not.

#not survive that is #im bad at it #personal #valheim #rip grunkina! #you would have loved bread

[p0patochisps]

Oooooh my god I hate colouring in so muuuuch

#art #my art #Help #i hate colouring with a burning passion #well no #i hate shading and rendering #im bad at it #i just eyeball it #should i do a background #idk man

[megah3rz]

i'm a pro gamer *montage of me failing to jump onto a box about 50x and dying by falling off ladders every single time i encounter one*

#im playing half life #im bad at it #orz #seele.txt

[suburbanbonfire]

hello, i was wondering if it would be okay if i printed this matthew art out so i can hang it on my wall? it is really really good and i’d love to have a physical version of it so i can stare at it whenever i procrastinate studying

it’s absolutely okay if that’s not something you want, but i thought i’d ask

Yeah absolutely!!! At this point in time, I don't have any plans to make prints, so if you'd like to make prints of my art for yourself please do!

(The usual terms and conditions apply: please do not mass produce or sell my art, no cropping out of my signature, and no using all or part of it for commercial purposes.)

But I would flipping honored! Also please study!!!! <3

#asked n answered #sorry for the big disclaimer i may end up pinning this so the info is out there #i have tried making a store before for other art but uhhhh #im bad at it #i suck at self-promotion #enjoy the matthew!! im sure he will help more with the procrastination than the studying #nothing like a hockey player to remind you hey #dont go to school #get repeated head injuries and make millions instead

[forbidden-escalation]

me when I ask you to play Faeria and do all the coop stuff with me

#im bad at it

[gravityxgyre]

OkAY so UHh

I'm going to comic con :0

I tried really hard on the amulet and sword

#mcsm #jesse mcsm #cosplay #im bad at it #ha ha #i tried

[bovinomicon]

i love elden ring but le sigh i don't think im getting past radahn for a while 😔🙏🏼

#im BAD at it #but im having fun #two handed great sword baybeeee #heidi talks

[1o1percentmilk]

QUICK HOW DO I DO EYE MAKEUP BEFORE THE OPPS GET HOME

#im bad at it

[septembersart]

hate mass effect

#im bad at it #speaks

[crackships4lyfe]

Tiny eucryptite goddes shoved into the dress of a giant gold’s dress lol.

My discord group challenged everyone to draw our ocs in other oc’s clothes so! I drew Tona my wolf goddess with my friend’s oc Adaire. Tiny adaire was friends with tona when she was little now tona is everything that adaire hates including being a physical reminder of adaire’s past as a human. Despite this tona still considers adaire a friend because shes as loyal as a dog. Literally it will take alot on adaires part to get tona to hate her.

I dont think i made it very clear but that dress is massive on her. I didnt have any references for this because i couldnt find any so i did my best qvq

#art #rp oc #gg #gem galaxies #gem galaxies rp oc #challenge art #god rp #god au rp #lighting continues to be theworst #someone stop me from doing lineless #im bad at it #lineless #lineless art

[rareitem]

can we crowdfund me rhythm heaven

#its a nightmare to play on citra with mouse #im bad at it #x

[toadstool32]

Iiiii wanna watch Fionna n cake BUT I never finished adventure time n I'm such a bitch about watching shit in order no matter if they're unrelated this is why I can't (YET) get into like TMNT or transformers and also why I'm still watching 5ds even tho arc v was the one I wanted to watch I'm wired different idk man

#also i cant just start watching shit #im bad at it #starting things that is #kind of a beast at finishing stuff tho #ac

[nicodiangeloisliterallymefr]

just a gay little tree ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

#someone else has to be funny in the tags #im bad at it #lgbtq

[un-local]

the mortifying ordeal of posting

#im bad at it #lol #hare posts #harebrained thought

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week