#im being serious

[pitchswift]

ok but this is so on brand for them 😂

#need this as a short story actually #miss rainbow rowell #im being serious #carry on #baz pitch #simon snow #snowbaz #wayward son #awtwb #ok sorry i just imagined simon challenging malcolm to a duel for bazs hand #and then like they start fighting but malcolms heart really isnt on it cause he just wants his son to be happy #and then he obviously loses and then he turns to simon and then he gives a serious glare and then he says take care of my son mr snow #but hes happy so happy about it reeeeeally happy #ok i will now stop

[gloomyandpitty]

I'd bark for this man

𓅭 𓅰 𓅭 𓅰

#arthur morgan #rdr2 #im not joking #im being serious #ill do it #arthur morgan smut

[stevenssticks]

The urge to hide in his hair and never come out🧍‍♀️

IS THIS PHOTO REAL???

#IM BEING SERIOUS #metallica #james hetfield #p’s thots(^ ^*) #asks and replies

[spookuzm]

Sans Undertale?!?

#my art #utmv #undertale #sans #sans undertale #art style 1 #classic sans #art #artists on tumblr #Just gonna post this and I'm actually going to take a break this time #Im being serious #I'll take a break I swear—

[onejellyfishplease]

Guess who's back on their bullshit?

✨moi✨

...anyways have another poll

All these suggestions were given to me by @sapphirefrost1 , they even gave me links for each of the insects! (srsly tho, check out what an Orchid Mantis looks like, they are so pretty!!)

#This time #I SWEAR #im not turning one of these into an au #im being serious #i already have so many #(cries) #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #im bored okay #and this is fun lol

[whewchilly]

BURN THE RED TROUSERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#IM BEING SERIOUS

[kremechihihi]

rhythyo <3

#jet set radio #jet set radio future #jsrf #jsrf yoyo #jsrf rhyth #unicorn skates rhyth #because her skates look like a horse #im being serious

[thatoneidiotscrimes]

"gay people aren't real" oh yeah? then how come i was asked to be the karkat vantas to someones dave strider then?

#homestuck #davekat #dave strider #karkat vantas #im being serious #i was asked out that way #the same person also asked me to be the gamzee to their tavros #this was all in vrchat btw

[mistofcrows]

one thing about holly jackson is that she will make sure misogynistic characters get what they deserve thank god 🙏🙏

#i can excuse murder but i draw the line at misogyny #holly jackson #a good girls guide to murder #five survive #read these books #im being serious #i couldn’t put them down #ya literature

[fishendless]

i need to know what henry winter would think of the russian sauna, banya. i need him to go there. i would tell henry that that was the russian way of holding bacchanal.

people drink and die there, too btw (and they sometimes kill each other there)

#this was my shower thought #im being serious #the secret history #henry winter #tsh

[omgwhatchloe]

this is going to sound very biased, and you know what it probably is, but sean is my favourite singer in camp when it comes to camp songs. especially when it’s rye whiskey. if you don’t know what sean’s singing voice sounds like i beg you look it up. him and javier seriously need to become professional singers, duet, officially release their song on spotify so i can add it to my playlist and listen to it every single second im alive. yeah thanks thats it bye

#sean macguire #javier escuella #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #shitpost #im being serious #i love him

[felizusnavidad]

lmm jumpscare this, lmm jumpscare that, what if you just go fuck yourself-

#im being serious #i had to fight with taylor swift haters for pretty much my whole life #now i see lmm hate posts every single day #once again: you dont have to like him but saying he has no talent is just pathetic #i said what i said #have a nice day everyone #talking shit for the hell of it* #lmm

[xxxlunathecatxxx]

#11th doctor #doctor who #matt smith #let’s get married #like right now #im being serious #for real #i’m gonna die #:3

[jesusbutbetterrr]

so like are all Canadians born in like the middle of a hockey game with the skates on and everything?

#please answer if you are canadian #im being serious #yall are starting to scare me

[sasuuuuuuuke]

now... at this point if someone from the france team pulls out a gun and shoots someone from a morocco team in the leg, the referee would give a yellow card to the moroccan player for not dodging it

#im being serious #morocco vs france #world cup #look id still be super proud if morocco gets bronze medal bc that too is a big deal but hey cmon i want france DESTROOOOYEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[adorablelabratclub]

Someone write this fic so I can read it

#charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #magneto #professor x #xmen #charles and erik #charles x erik #cherik #james mcavoy #michael fassbender #xmcu #xmen first class #xmen fanfic #xmfc #xmen fanfiction #cherik prompts #im being serious