#im bewildered not mad

[psalacanthea]

ppl on etsy are wild i just got an order in and she sent me a bag with shells and the remains of a dried flower (it got crushed and dusted all over what u doin??), and a 'lucky penny' for free in my order? branded stickers are annoying but whatever, it's just more packing to throw away but???

shells?

#im not mad or insulted #i am bewildered #they're not like big shells they're tiny like #not put on a shelf sized #like just big enough to clog my small vacuum and probably break it size

[buryam-soul]

Mind-boggling to see neuvi/wrio/navi/clori quartet being compared to 4/ggravate of all things rather than like... desert gang or (they don't rly have a group name but) victory feast gang

#oh i mean i Know why. most popular ships of the region yadda yadda whatever #but in terms of them as a group.. i recall one certain 4/ggravate member not playing much of a role in the AQs #while their so-called f.ontaine equivalents had all their members participate. gee that sounds familiar #being a 4 star is not an excuse.. where would we be w/o kndk's peace keeping.... #and victory feast gang (cy hthm dhy nlou) is even more fitting bcs oops all five stars #sorry im biased and salty. im not even that mad tho im just. bewildered #it's just one or two ppl saying this on occasion. idek what brought on this long of a ramble tbh #yes ppl can do whatever they want forever. does not mean i can't bitch abt it in the safety of my own home

[fleshweavers]

what the fuck

#bark bark #t4t nsft #not mad just a little bewildered i think im gonna go through and block/softblock some people

[opportunity-strikes]

thinking about the boy who honked at me incessantly during traffic until my friends looked over at him to see him holding up his phone with a comically large dickpic on it and then he gave this weird giddy little laugh and swerved across 3 lanes of busy traffic to get away from us like ... what a bizarre way to recieve an unsolicited dick pic. the dick was not his. did he just come across this large peen and desperately need to share it with someone? was he watching porn in his car? is this the latest fad prank? i do not understand children these days

#sara speaks #the power of peen compels him #truly the most bizarre occurrence of 2023 so far #like sir i am just on my way to get Mediterranean food with the girlies could you not #im not even mad. just bewildered

[libraryspectre]

I'm gonna hit my next thousand followers because of the dadgum cheesecake factory post

#hi if youre new and here because of that post welcome im not mad at you #just bewildered because i made that post SEVEN YEARS AGO #also irritated with that post cause everyone is being wrong in the notes

[spookberry]

"You should add vodka to the nazook, thats what makes them moist" you want them MORE moist??? My nazook already Is moist, anymore and itd be sludge. Why dont i just hand you a glob of dough next time

#im not mad just so bewildered #i dont think she actually ate my nazook #cuz mine are always really moist and grandma's werent and ive been trying to figure out why #grandma only put vodka in them cuz she was drunk whenever she made them

[aliensmoothie]

why do my 2018 fallout posts still get likes . where do you people come from .

#⸸ #IM NOT MAD OR ANYTHING JUST BEWILDERED

[sirompp]

NOOO WHAT HAPPENED BESTIE JESTIE </3 WHO

you remember that post we made... the one about deleting reblogs? terfs got at it. chewed on it like a dog toy (exaggeration for comedic effect). i got so overwhelmed trying to block them all to prevent the spread of the post i forgot you can edit a post to turn off reblogs. and then delete it so no more notificationies <3

#no idea why they were reblogging it when your pfp was. Very visible #it was kind of embarassing i was acting like a bit of a scared kid #cause um. i very much am #i changed my pfp to try and ward them off since you cant see edited posts in reblogs #im gonna go to bed soon. ill change my pfp back when i wake up. that should be enough time for the post to die #then i got like 2 mad anons about it one of them called me a slur #the other i dont even know how they knew i had agender in my bio like a few months ago. im actually bewildered by that #they said agender is the gateway gender to terfdom (???how) #honestly probably a good thing u missed it all 👍👍👍

[lovedthestars-toofondly]

rarely am I more confused than when, like, carefully curated dark academia aesthetic blogs that talk about how much they love reading and flower crowns follow me

ma’am this is the shoebox where my chronically dopamine-deprived gremlin brain hoards the shiny things that make it go brrr

#crow talks #im not mad #but I am deeply bewildered

[vermillionbones]

pissing myself laughing at the fact that when i mentioned one (1) danganronpa character in the tags of a rb i immediately lost like 3 followers 😭

#i mean i know a lot of ppl dont like dgr but WOW hrbdjfbfj #im not mad ofc #im just like.. bewildered that it happened that fast lmfao

[jesterwaves]

what.

#the fool speaks #@ the splatfest results #im not mad im just bewildered #it did not feel that one sided and also i encountered team family like 99% of the time... (team friends btw) #i literally took a screen shot of my first team solo encounter bcuz it happened 3 hours into splatfest

[ribbonmiku]

1.) help my vent post getting tagged mineblr because there’s a minecraft screenshot in it 2.) if this will never happen to you and it isnt relatable to you why are you reblogging a very specific post about it 3.) this isn’t a lifestyle choice i was complaining about my vyvanse side effects so like idk start a new med right as you’re prepping for a big move and maybe it’ll happen to you too

#still im not like mad im just bewildered by this whole thing #txt

[nikkashidashipper]

holy jesus fucking christ

there is little that is more insightful and eye opening than witnessing an honest open talk between mothers who experienced pregnancy, birth, maternity, and even more so the batshit insane horrifying stories of complications, developing permanent health issues and even of loss of a childs life or a friends life

#nothing and i mean absolutely nothing on this godforsaken barren land would never and will not ever convince me to go through pregnancy #insane stories #mad respect for these women and all the power to them and i wish you all the best in life #cant do it #not ever #jesus christ #but wish all the best to yall who choose to have kids. respect for handling all that #im done still bewildered aight cool post post

[vampthropologist]

No. I eat straight up cream cheese.

but then it has no substance???

#/not mad #im making a new tone tag #/bewildered #[🦇] ask #[🎪] coca cola company

[songbirdseung]

peek-a-boo / choi yeonjun

synopsis: your boyfriend unintentionally and or accidentally spoils your comeback

pairing: idol au, yeonjun x reader

warnings: none, maybe one cuss word

wc: 459

"Yeah, she's been doing alright, thank you guys for taking it so well and being supportive" yeonjun says before shoving another mouthful of salad into his mouth.

With the constantly new announcements of idols dating, you and yeonjun decided to confirm all the rumors that had been circulating. But also, because he was jealous how you were always paired and shipped with straykids' hyunjin.

"But I've seen a handful of negative comments and reactions but hey *shrugs* what can I do, except file a lawsuit" he smirks as he takes a sip of his smoothie.

"Should I show you guys some cute pics and videos I have of yn?" He reaches for his phone as soon as he saw so many 'yes' replies. Clearly excited to show you off. "Here take a look at this, she fell asleep on my chest for the first time here."

He continues to show his fans as well as giving out back stories to each one, everything was going fine until he swiped to the next one (screen still facing the fans to see) and it's a clip of you recording your unreleased song, you comeback title track.

Luckily, he noticed right away and paused the video, putting his phone down and yelling sorry over and over again. "YN IM SORRY, PLEASE DONT HURT ME" spinning around in his chair while his face is covered by both his hands.

Apologizing not only to you but everyone on you team basically, begging moa not to spread it around but he knew deep down, he fucked up.

The situation got more interesting when you knocked on the door where he was at. "You guys, whatever happens to me, you'll have it on camera, documented." Pointing two fingers at his eyes then to the camera. "Yeonjun stop being dramatic and open the door."

He sighs out dramatically and opens the door. "Heyyyy baby, didn't expect to see you here" pulling you into a hug "wanna say hi to moa, the ones that made me the idol that I am, the ones that protect me, the ones who-"

"I'm not mad" you pull away from the hug and look at the way his face quickly changes into a confused bewildered one. "Is this a trick?"

"No, why would you think that?"

"Well, I don't maybe I JUST SPOILED A SONG THAT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN RELEASED YET!" then he turns back to the phone and begs moa again not to leak anything.

"Don't you think it's too late for that?"

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to" for the rest of the live, you joined in and for the rest of the live, yeonjun was freaking out inside on what could the managers and producers say to him later.

#txt #tomorrow by together #tomorrow x together #tubatu #txt au #txt imagines #txt post #deja vu #yeonjun #yeonjun x reader #choi yeonjun #txt yeonjun #yeonjun fluff #txt choi yeonjun #moa

[lovely-keii]

being their sibling

characters: tsukishima kei, oikawa tooru, suna rintarou

a/n: i write a fic every time i rewatch hq LOL sorry ik i said im abandoning this blog buuuut…happy bday to this blog!! (repost from 1/5 because tags broke :(( )

part 1

TSUKISHIMA KEI

looks out for you, but he can’t help that hes so emotionally constipated :’( he tries to give you advice because he genuinely is concerned for you but just is unable to word anything properly. see: “you need to stop talking to that person, you’re being a pushover,” but he just wants you to realize you’re letting people walk all over you.

god forbid he has to comfort you because hes the wrong brother for that - you’re definitely in better hands with akiteru. he might walk in on you crying and contemplate if he’ll even say anything or just ignore it flat out, or he’ll say something like “don’t cry, you look stupid.” if you cry more, he’ll end up swallowing his pride and sitting next to you. he’ll groan and reluctantly, “fine, spill it.”

other than that, he’s going to be a sneaky little prick. definitely the type to take revenge on you if you annoy him. you eat the last piece of chocolate he was saving and suddenly you find your charger hidden deep under your bed. also loves to take things without your permission. “why? i’m just using it, it’s not like you need it now.”

if someone picks a fight with you, he’ll be quick to extract you from the situation before saying something ruder and harsher than usual to the person. and if you tell him you like someone from his team, he’s going to look at you like you’re crazy. “are you insane?!” he’s honestly more bewildered than upset. doesn’t let you anywhere near the gym. he can make an exception for yamaguchi though. “at least it’s not hinata…or worse, kageyama.”

OIKAWA TOORU

your life is never boring with this guy as your brother. you’re literally being dragged everywhere, practices, shopping, team events… you’re like “i’m not even part of the team.” he goes “we can fix that!” and the next day you find out that you’re the manager for the boys’ volleyball team. huh, wonder how that happened.

oh my god, he MILKS you being his manager. “hold my drink, my fans are calling.” “y/n get my towel please.” you’re absolutely seething at the power trip that this guy is on. eventually, you start doing all that for his other team members and not for him, and he gets so whiney. “y/n you’ll get big ugly iwaizumi a towel but not your own sweet brother?!” that earns him a spike to the head from iwaizumi.

he tells you all the gossip about the school, because believe me, he knows A LOT of things. he’ll do his skin care while he forces you to listen to his gossip, cue him getting mad if you try to leave. everyone realizes why you two are siblings when you two walk down the halls and pull the exact same faces at the people he’s told you about in his gossip.

he makes you his little scapegoat for his fangirls. “oh, you want my number? you’ll have to ask y/n for that, they keep my phone with them during practice!” (you dont) “now, why don’t you girls hand all these gifts to my lovely sibling for me?” (you almost immediately chuck them at his face when you see him) but you know the best way to get back at him? when he sees you even slightly conversing with ushijima or kageyama, all hell breaks loose.

SUNA RINTAROU

the devil if the devil was your brother. he takes the ugliest pictures of you, when you’re asleep, when you’re yelling, when you’re crying over a movie. he also loves to send you pictures of animals and send a “look at you in this picture, so cute”. he also takes your things without asking and never returns it, you’ll just find it in his bag one day.

he also is one to order you around, and it drives you mad. “pass me the remote, y/n.” “but it’s nearer to you.” “i’ll tell mom that you-” // “y/n get me a drink from the vending machine.” “why would i do that” “remember when you snuck out and i-” // “get my bag too when you get yours.” “no.” “what i post that one picture of you when you’re about to sneeze-”

but he’s always looking out for you. when creeps try to approach you, he’s quick to react by shooting them a nasty glare. he’s a silent kind of care. standing behind you on elevators, walking on the outer side of the sidewalk, staying up late til you come home and just telling you he just couldnt sleep. little do you know, it’s something he’s always done even as a kid. putting more food on your lunch box, holding the corner of tables when you pick something up so you don’t hit your head, returning your things that are sprawled around the house to your room so you don’t lose them.

and if he ever finds you crying over some guy, he sighs and sits down next to you. “why’re you crying over an idiot?” he then makes snappy insults at the expense of the guy, making you laugh. “see? you look better like that. now stop crying and let me get some sleep.” he closes the light and shuts the door on his way out.

#haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu!! #oikawa x reader #tsukishima x reader #oikawa tooru #tsukishima kei #oikawa tooru x reader #tsukishima kei x reader #suna rintarou x reader #suna rintarou #suna x reader