#im blacklisting his name that blog’s name any of the various other blog’s names and deleting holy shit do y’all rest

[onimaji]

this here is the promo post for this blog and will always be pinned!

an 18+ independent and selective roleplaying blog for demon ! majima goro. this blog, being apart of the yakuza / like a dragon universe, will be subject to a variety of situations / topics being described in writing or being featured via GIFS or static images / pictures (including but not limited to) various crimes, violence / fighting, adult language, sexual content / implied sexual content, murder / implied murder, tattoos, blood, gore, and torture.

Other situations and topics related to Majima, himself, will include but are not limited to (via written content and/or GIFs and static images): blood, kinks, sexual content / implied sexual content / suggestive content, fangs / sharp teeth / tusks / claws, tattoos, demons, magic / magic abilities / high-level sorcery (including body manipulation such as hair growth or skin pigmentation / self), environment & space control (his bar, specifically), mood fluctuations, murder / implied murder, alcohol, drinking, gore, eating flesh / humans / humans as food, and other things.

To be updated as needed.

VERSES: like a dragon / pokemon / catch-all.

Before we move onto the rules, the name's Mandee. 30+ She/Her/. GMT-5, USA.

Rules Under the Cut:

Mutuals have free reign from sending me things to jumping into IMs. I want to interact!! Non-mutuals may send asks, but do not interact with my in-character threads.

I unfollow after a few months of inactivity to keep my follow-list nice and tidy, but will refollow if you return.

Though this is mainly a Like a Dragon / Yakuza RP blog, OCs are always welcome as well as any fandom I have a verse for honestly (VERSES HERE), but at least have an about page for your muse(s) and rules.

I'll do my best to tag what 'i think would be triggering stuff as often as I can. Blacklist what you don't wanna see.

Unless you're a duplicate muse, Majima will most likely be familiar with your muse to some degree, especially if interactions have happened in-game.

I don't usually have to block people, but if I have to, I will, especially when it comes to forced shipping.

#pinned post #do not reblog

[hotgirlrry]

https://bottomharrykingdom.tumblr.com/post/637045884168896512/im-not-trans-because-i-wore-pink-blue-and-white can you believe what this mf is saying

‼️ stop giving that blog and blogs like that attention when they’ve made a number of people uncomfortable and the very nature of this discourse is about headcanoning a stranger‼️

#oh my god where's that post about real people?? #i should've liked it when i had the chance and now its gone forever #again no this behavior doesnt surprise me bc ppl are looking for rep in irl people #they're not static they have lives and sure as hell aren't going out of their way plotting secret messages for some in group on al gore's i #internet #okay? okay i'm done #im blacklisting his name that blog’s name any of the various other blog’s names and deleting holy shit do y’all rest?? #does anyone ever fucking rest?? I’m about to make a recommendation to the apa to add stanning in the dsm-6 #because this behavior this ongoing discourse is not normal!! none of it is fucking normal the fact that y’all go to war every fucking day #from bloggers answering 100 asks about it furthering triggering themselves #to bringing people outside the fandom for their opinion #and just not having a life!! it’s dr stangolden my treatment is getting y’all to touch grass twice a day for a week!! #and down to the root cause of all of this which tricking yourselves into believing every single thing they do has a hidden message #or an ulterior motive it’s watching brain rot in real time I can’t stand it #y’all camped in ppl’s inboxes to either send them hate or complain about them to blogs that encourage ppl to send hate #you’re going through ppl’s blogs and archives waiting for them to ‘slip up’ so you can attack them for what?? FOR WHAT??? #y’all saying people are doing transmisia for not agreeing with you!! making bold ass claims we don’t know you can make!! DEPLATFORM THEM PLS #Anonymous #talk t me

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Lin’s Word Dump Masterpost

basically a compilation of all the crap I say (#lin says stuff) so I have less posts on this blog LOL

If you don't want to see... ...my random text posts, blacklist #lin says stuff ...my negative/possibly triggering/rant posts, blacklist #;negative

180611: Do you think ghost cheetahs ever try to race cars on the highway

180924: the recipe for the best 'dessert' I can make:

take a cup out of ur cupboard that’s not super tiny

crumble up a brownie to fill 2/3-1/2 cup (I like using brownies 1-2 days old bc it isn’t super soft or crusty; a nice mix between soft and cronchy)

Microwave the brownies for about 15 seconds (your preference) You can switch steps 2-3 if your brownie is too hard to crumble

Make sure your brownies are nice and crumbled (if they’re still too hard... just stab that thing with a fork)

Scoop out as much ice cream as you want into the cup (u can use any flavour but vanilla is noice)

Don’t mix the ice cream and brownies- just turn the ice cream around in the cup so the brownie covers the outside of ur scoop

BOOM ice cream brownies

181104: so I kinda just. yawned which transitioned into a whispered “banana bread”

181118: My mom just dropped me off at our apartment and said “bye, good luck!” as if I now had to battle ferocious monsters and complete various sidequests to get home-

181126: movies always have the characters own a top locker, but like I want a movie where the main character and another character walk to their locker and the other character opens their own locker and starts talking and it cuts to a shot of the mc squatting down to open their bottom locker

190223: Y’all ya girl finally gets to play in a parade today!!!

190224: This isn’t going to make sense to any of you but I think Bryan could pull of singing Drive By by Train (just dc things...but day6 brian too)

190301:

So there are these guys I KEEP USING THIS AS A SENTENCE STARTER AKSB that are all kind of friends (they all are friends with my gay friend)

I kind of walked in on the 4 of them fooling around like "So how are my tall asian boys?" honestly me @ seventeen

So now I'm thinking of them in a band/kgroup-

we s t a n (I want to make a comic/promo art akajhs)

#also one of them was like "ahem did u just assume my gender" and like beNT DOWN TO REACH MY HEIGHT SO WAS LIKE BISH EXCUSE ME- #i'll probs make them a kpop group so i don't use their real names lmao

190318: I just choked on cereal and lost a piece of my soul

190407: just burned my tongue with cream cheese reminds me of that time i burnt my thumb with cheese and also that time i burnt my fingerprint off with hot glue

190415: y’all it’s been almost a year since I’ve touched a saxophone and i am d e p r e s s o and am having literal nightmares (im not kidding, i’m dreaming of band still) that I will never play one again asdfjklh im laughing but im crying

190425: O SHIT IM PANROMANTIC AND ASEXUAL THAT MEANS IM PAN-ACE THAT’S WHY IM ALWAYS PANICKING BC PANACING

sometime before 190126:

Since I was little, I always kind of had this headcanon that everyone has a soulmate and a ‘soulfriend’ except if you find your 2 people you won’t know which is which

And like your soulmate’s soulfriend might not be your soulfriend

Then it kind of just turned into a story where a person finds their 2 soulbuds but falls in love with the wrong person

And like how hard would that be for the actual soulmate?? Like “do I have 2 soulfriends orrr”

190516: could someone buy me a spiderman hoodie thanks

#bonus points if its a jacket that zips up all the way past my face so i can hide from my problems

190619: So in the past hour I have:

failed to boil and egg

gotten sad about failing to boil an egg

eaten bread because I was sad about failing to boil an egg

190719: I’d like to drop all my aspirations and become a pirate

190724:

sO I WAS JUST IN A HOUSE WITH 6 LESBIANS AND NO DUDES SO IN TOTAL 8 LGBTQ+ FEMALES IN THE HOUSE and we were facetiming another lgbtq+ girl I think so THE GAY WILL PREVAIL

I FORGOT TO UPDATE

BUT THE GIRL MY AGE AND THE GIRL WE WERE FACETIMING ARE NOW DATING

WHICH MEANS THERE WERE ACTUALLY 7 LESBIANS AND ONE ASEXUAL (me) IN THE HOUSE FACETIMING ANOTHER LESBIAN SO 8 LESBIANS THAT WERE ACTUALLY 4 COUPLES

190804: Ya bro just drew tiny alchemy symbols on her forearms with metallic nailpolish and it looks cool!!

190818: My life is an anime and I don’t like the genre

190819: SOMEONE JUST SAID THE “id die for you” “THEN PERISH” meme out loud in the real life and i was NOT PREPARED

190821:

Dunno if i should be flattered or concerned my friend in my geo class is texting me during geo class while im stuck at home on doctor’s orders being sick amd depressed

I just ate a fortune cookie with

“Judge one not by his charms, but by his actions.”

And now he’s sending me videos of what the teacher’s saying

Thanku panda express I’ll trust u this once

He’s sending me pictures of his notes im aksjdh

Me: Thanku youre a very valid smol child

190830: I remember that 1 post abt how tears of different emotions look different under a microscope, like hecc yeah they sure taste different too

190910: I GOT DROPPED FROM MY HOMEROOM IM DYING

191009: methinks it’s very bde of me to eat a whole mango slice like a banana (it’s more like the consistency of an apple when frozen or kinda like a watermelon when it gets to room temp but anyway)

191017: We just watched I Don’t Want to Go Back Alone and I want to cry hdjajjd It’s so sweet and the way the short film is shot does a gr8 job at telling the story

191212: Random but i iust remembered theres a guy in my health class that thinks/thought I’m a junior/older than him, but ironically he’s like 3 months older than me lmfao

200409: ik “do you think in Canadian” is a sentence that shouldn’t make sense but I 100% think in Canadian smh (this is abt humor vs humour)

#lin says stuff #.txt