#im drunk lol

[lessnowon]

yes, lelouch is a gay man.

yes, lelouch is a lesbian.

under no circumstances is lelouch a straight anything.

#im drunk lol #lelouch lamperouge #lelouch vi britannia #code geass #this is specifically about #suzalulu #and #cluclu #but applies across the board

[ohwellokcomputer]

I understand charlie kelly on many levels but mainly the level that the Waitress is so fucking hot and I would probably also put vitamins in her shampoo too and idk i live in philly and idk where the girls like that are…

#iaisip #iasip #im drunk lol

[stepfordgoth]

You used to do these posts where you’d make a post and then reblog it with the punchline. I’ve been on tumblr since 2010 and really haven’t ever seen anyone master that format as well. But lately I haven’t seen that same kind of post from you. I’m not sure why, maybe you did too many hits with 5 figure likes/reblogs. I bet that gets annoying.

Maybe you could do a side blog with them? I miss those jokes and you doing that format with them so much.

My reaction to them has ranged from sensible chuckle to, “omg I am going to choke to death laughing in my room and no one will understand what happened - but she say the thing, and then REBLOG THE OTHER THING LOL”

oughhh,

I'll tell ya babe it's definitely not because I have "too many 5 figure hits".... in fact I'll say I have very few posts that are "hits" like that, and the ones that are big in that way are actually really disappointing to me. The things I post that I genuinely think are funny usually don't get more than like 6 notes, and all my "big" posts are actually dumb/silly stuff to me....... It's a weird dynamic I think.

I typically don't post with any kind of joke format in mind, though. 99% of the time my posts are sort of "stream of consciousness"-style, and if it happens to be funny to others, that's great! But it's a coincidence. My blog is definitely more of a personal, public journal than anything I'm doing for attention specifically.

This is cute though, and very sweet! I do like to make people laugh, if I can naturally. Little known fact about me: When I was very young (6 years old, ish), I bought a joke book from a local bookstore with my allowance money, and I put a lot of time and effort into learning and memorizing the jokes in it because I learned very early on that I love to make people laugh! The first thing I ever remember wanting to be when I grew up was a comedian. Those dreams died very quickly, though, as I got older and realized I couldn't make a career out of making my mom's friends laugh and I'd actually have to perform in front of strangers as a comedian. Big scary!

I'm glad I've given you some laughs over the years. It's encouraging that someone out there thinks I'm funny :)

#anon #im drunk lol

[sprnklersplashes]

I'm out for drinks with my siblings but all I can think about is wesper

#rotating that scene in my brain like rotossarie chickeb #im drunk lol

[pseudophan]

anthony is dead: the funeral roast (paid content)

#daniel howell #amazingphil #dan and phil #phan #smosh #anthony padilla #mine #my content #hi sorry i can't get a hold of the person who shared this clip with me so i don't feel comfortable posting it in full #however i'm not a good enough person to Not Gif It #so here u go here's a bit of it in gif form lol #i'm going to sleep i'm sure by the time i wake up the full video will be up #oh also oh my god this clip gives me such super amazing project vibes i almost cried #ok. anyway. it's 8:20am. im drunk still. goodnight im finally going to bed x

[amygdalae]

#heehoo haahee #this is from the wikipedia page for the Rake lol im drunk rn googling creepypastas that used to scare me as a kid. and im going heehoo! ha

[cowgirlviolinhips]

Whhen yuor a girl

#im drunk lol

[dazai-ritualist]

Cuteness with Yan! Alastor... Imagine Alastor drinking too much and getting drunk with the reader (the reader hates Alastor, because he is always irritating you)... Well, what no one expected is that Alastor was drunk and drunk reader with these are being cute with each other, as if they were a couple (something they are not).. Well now reader is in her bed with drunk alastor by her side, while reader caresses his ears (it wasn't because a drunk Alastor threatened the reader not to leave him and that she had to cuddle him).. Imagine the two of them waking up the next day in each other's arms, it would be funny

WHISKEY ON ICE, SUNSET AND VINE

— alastor sucks. he sucks even more when he’s drunk cause he acts so weird.

— i drank likeee 6 shots n a beer tday! i wanted more but my friends cut me off thats sucks fam i also kinda puked a bit after i swam

after the battle against heaven, lucifer helped make the hotel much more grander than it ever was; magnificent rooms, beautiful decor— it was like a heaven in hell.

and to celebrate the rebuilding, what better than a few drinks?

as you uncapped another beer, alastor caught your eye— swishing the whiskey in his glass as he talks with niffty. that remaining smile on his face as annoying as ever.

taking a huge chug of your beer, the sour taste lingering on your breath as you glare at him. quite obviously, to add.

“my dear, is something the matter..?” alastor asked, smile seeming strained from his confusion. “shut up, bitch” you huffed and walked away, sitting onto the sofa with angel, leaning your head on his shoulder.

“what’s wrong, toots? ‘ya had too much already? party’s just started like 25 minutes ago…” angel laughed. “noooo… ‘m just a little sleepyyyy…” you whined, gagging slightly at the vomit that threatens to come out.

you take another sip of your beer, settling onto angel’s shoulder properly before your eyes slowly shut.

angel had let you rest for the majority of the party. that is until cherri dared him into doing something for money, something he couldn’t resist.

“yo, smiles! sit in my spot for a bit, will ‘ya?” angel called out to alastor; quite intoxicated already, but not quite showing it. “hmm..? alright then” alastor nodded, taking angel’s spot.

as soon as alastor sat down, you clung back onto him, as if you thought alastor was angel. a little hiccup came from you as you settled your head in his chest.

alastor— taking the opportunity to be close with you, since you had a particular distaste for him, decided to bring you in closer. he had wrapped an arm around you, pulling you onto his lap, close enough to rest his head on your’s.

“‘m sleepy… you… smell super nice” you sighed, bringing some of alastor’s coat closer to your face, breathing in the scent. “mmh… why, thank you, my dear…” he grinned, the static in his voice making his thanks sound disingenuous. “come now, let’s get you to bed.” he laughed as he carried you to your room.

as alastor dropped you on the bed, he fell down with you. “go nowww… small bed, y’know?” you pushed alastor away, settling into your bed. alastor was, unfortunately though, stronger than you. he was able to keep still despite your pushing. “don’t act like that, dear. just sleep on top of me, we’ll fit.” he said, pulling you onto his chest and laying a hand on your head.

as you dozed off again, your hands reached to touch alastor’s fuzzy ears. under your touch, alastor hummed, quite comforted by your warm palm.

you yawned out, covering your mouth as the scent of alcohol reeks from you. alastor laughed at how adorable you seem as he pats your back. “go to bed already. i’m quite sure we— or at least you’ll be hungover tomorrow.”

unbeknownst to the two of you, charlie and angel had gone searching for the two of you. “ahh, where could those two have gone..? and more importantly— how did no one see them leave?!” charlie frowned as she checked the rooms in the hotel.

“calm down, charlie… alastor’s an overlord, rememba’? he could totally protect s/o. there’s really no need to worry…” angel told charlie, comforting her.

“oh, they’re in here!” charlie yelled out as she opened the door to your room. “aww… they’re cuddling! so cute…” charlie cooed at the sight. “ahh, sure…” angel hesitantly agreed.

“c’mon, let’s leave them alone. wouldn’t wanna wake them up…” charlie beckons angel to leave as she quietly closes the door, leaving to return to the party. “tch, can’t wait to see if someone’s getting murdered tomorrow…” angel sarcastically mumbled to himself.

the next morning, you woke up. curtains still closed the way you left it when you settled in, and one pounding headache.

your head reeled as your vision blurred, losing your sense of balance as you rolled off alastor’s chest. wait— alastor’s chest..?

you slapped him awake as you yelled at him. “what the fuck are you doing in my bed?!” you scowled. “hm? ah… i believe we were both drunk, nothing happened, i’m quite sure.” alastor assured you.

“i’m not worried about that, fucker! why the fuck were you being all cuddly?!” you frowned, pushing him out the room. “my dear, i believe it was you who kept touching my ears.” he smugly reminded you. “urgh, get. OUT!” you enunciated as you slammed your door shut.

“alastor!” charlie waved her hand out as she ran towards him. “sooo, i saw you and s/o last nightttt… did you two figure out your differences and become friends now??” charlie asked excitedly. “ah, unfortunately not, dear.” alastor’s eyebrows furrowing with annoyance.

#partly nonfiction LOL #sorry if ooc im still drunk 😔 #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #alastor #alastor x reader #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hasbin alastor #alastor hc #alastor headcanons #alastor hazbin x reader #alastor the radio demon

[kaykoko]

AMAZING to know that Guillermo under an influence becomes one of those drunk college girls who can't stop saying she loves people. Also getting the vibes that if he could drunk text Nandor how much he loved him he would lol

#wwdits spoilers #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #wwdits fx #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits guillermo #im talking #him being all giggly and saying how much he loves everyone...hes deadass just like me when im drunk #wanting to lay down and talk about how much you love everyone when ur under an influence? thats bad bitch behavior actually 💅🏼 #I love im so much its stupid!!!! #him being like But you know who i love the most?☺ ...Nandor🤭☺☺😚😊😊🥰🥰🥰🥰💞💞💞 lol girl he wants him so bad!!!!

[coyote-catcher]

i love people's sso ocs because it's like the most pink sparkle power girlboss game ever and everyone unanimously is just like this is blorbo mc chucklefuck he has every trauma imagineable

#sorry if this doesnt make sense im drunk LOL #star stable online #ssoblr

[flags-planes-and-fire]

Credit to Ashlie TG on Facebook.

The survivors w/ their respective LSDLN actors!

Javier passed away before he could meet Esteban face-to-face, but here is them side by side x

Bonus: Comment regarding Recalt and Canessa on the facebook

Loose Translation (Alt ID in Spanish): Matias Recalt says that when the survivors asked him who it was his turn to interpret and he said that Canessa was answered "Uhhhh...poor you" 😅😅😅. But Roberto was divine, he almost adopted this boy 😅😅😅

#no bc you guys need to see this! #la sociedad de la nieve #flight 571 #PLZ #i thought Canessa adopting Recalt was a meme. no deadass the whole group agrees lmao #thats his son now #sobbing over Coche. as usual #im drunk doing the alt ids if ive got my left and rights mixed up plz forgive me lol

[tennessoui]

Padme: here is the secret video of Anakin's and my marriage. And an affadavit from two witnesses. And our sex tape. Jedi Council: friendship, so powerful!

jedi council: but if he's married to you why is he so obsessed with his old master in a way that's closer than brothers and more intimate than lovers?

padmé: oh well uh, that's. that's a interesting point....

#asks #obikin #lol im split because on one hand would anidala have any of that stuff if they wanted it to be secret #on the other hand theyre absolutely stupid enough to have all of that stuff #stored in the star wars cloud #padme: but do they have a sex tape?? #the jedi council: the pirate hondo ohnaka said they do and it seems likely #he got them drunk once on a mission #and we have many reports that after that mission count dooku enrolled in counseling #so it tracks

[error-drawings]

"Why do you never post your art?" my art: (I gave him a blanket bc he looked so cold...☹️)

#matthew patel #scott pilgrim #im drunk rn LOL #i want to take every pill on my house #joke joke... or not? /j

[moonilit]

Some random stuff

#Genshin impact #kaeya #diluc #crepus #kokomi #jean #lisa #amber #eula #All im saying is kokomi stood against ei and if the story was written well she would have been the hero we all wanted #Thinking about how kokomi would reaaally like her people to ask for independence and if they can go democratic she will vote for it first #Why do they have cross in mond? Who was crossed? #Diluc and kaeya asked to work together #Kaeya isn’t drunk enough for this #Fish groupchat #Kaeya have the elderly and kokomi have the fishes and no one can figure out how they know what they know #Kokomi and kaeya friendship i need to see it #Also color scheme would be nice lol #jean gunnhildr

[tragicotps]

Young Masriel au [Part 2: getting to know you]: in which Asriel follows Marisa outside to escape a boring party, mainly consisting of old men talking about politics. Having captured his attention with her knowledge of experimental theology, and not immune to her beauty either, he's determined to talk to her alone to find out more about this mysterious girl and her peculiar daemon. He foolishly counts on his boyish charm to convince her to get drunk with him, but it doesn't exactly go as planned. [part 1]

#masriel #asriel x marisa #masriel au #young masriel #asriel belacqua #marisa coulter #hdm au #his dark materials #i have no idea where this is going but it's going somewhere #i have 4 of these already finished in my drafts but i keep changing the text and context lol #i thought it would be funny if they got drunk together #drunk marisa would be hilarious #i put the monkey on the chair for fun 😂 #im just realizing now it wouldve been clearer if I used text in two colours depending on who's speaking but where's the fun in that right #i used brackets instead #mine #my edit #young masriel au #not sure if that summary is even english lol #gif fic #or something