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you know those recent pics Jeff shared that make you want to swallow your own tongue
yeah well you gotta see the comments too then
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"Laerryn and Loquatius fuck, but as our friends." AABRIA IYENGAR
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Dragon rot, dragon rot, everywhere
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send prayers your girl over here is DYING i got bronchitis. from my mom who got it from my brother who got it from my dad who got it from my other brother.
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@jinanreona @fireandfae
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"an elf... built like a coat hanger" lmaoooo
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✏️✏️✏️ // Dion!
Send in ✏️ and I’ll use this (improved) incorrect quote generator featuring both our muses! || Accepting
@poeticphoenix || Dion
Dion: You need to be more careful!
Genesis, who was dragged into Dion's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-
Dion: How petty can you get?
Genesis: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Genesis: Good morning!
Dion: Is it? Is it really?
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Chitty chatting with colleagues today and Tumblr came up. I told them I thought it was a pretty cool place.
Coworker: Oh, do you have a Tumblr?
Me: Nooooooooooooooo
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ARMIN ALTERNATIVE LIFE
LOOK AT HIM
MY BABY
AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS
GORGEOUS
BTW my Candy totally not dramatically dressed for a date with her ex:
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how can one motherfucker be this SEEPY
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me n my belobed husban as themb
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my puppy jellybean got her first tick today (hooray) and we couldn't pull it off because it was SUPER close to her eyeball. 🫠🙃 (picture two gays on the floor of the pet store in the middle of her training class trying to wrestle her still to pull a fucking tick off of her face)
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😭 Toshi is such a good dude...
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look, these two sit at the same table. they hold hands. they're besties. and they're killing me.
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