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kikibumblesqueaks · 3 months
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Yeah so uh…. dream last night… just…. Lady Dimitrescu but modern AU where she’s a human dressed in modern clothes and “just” 6’4”…. and was my girlfriend…. fmfnfn….. and we were spending time with my family and I was trying to act normal but she kept randomly whispering the t word in my ear and grazing her nails against my sides at random moments to fluster me and I…. HELP?!!?!??
*strangled lesbian screaming* 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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demogorgoned · 2 years
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lips  pursed  as  she  looked  at  him.  maddox  was  trying  not  to  pull  out  the  puppy  -  dog  eyes  at  him.  he  had  a  point,  she  knew  he  did  but  the  shirt  she  had  taken  from  him  was  COMFORTABLE  and  she  didn't  want  to  have  to  give  it  up.  "you  don't  need  this  exact  one  anymore,  do  you?"  okay,  there  it  goes  and  maddox  was  putting  everything  she  had  into  this.  wow.  she  felt  like  such  a  GIRL.  "i  mean  you  can  take  it  back  if  you  want  to...  but  you  don't  have  to,  you  know."  she  clutched  the  well  worn  and  tattered  t - shirt  to  her  chest.  it  had  definitely  seen  better  days,  but  that  was  what  she  liked  about  it.  
hoping  he  would  change  his  mind,  she  finally  held  it  out  to  him  because  at  least  she  could  pretend  to  give  it  back,  right?  right.
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in  all  actuality,  it  was  much  too  large  for  her  and  she  had  worn  it  under  her  flannel  to  work  a  couple  times  and  had  to  tuck  the  end  into  her  jeans.  she  was  surprised  he  even  MISSED  it.  
@daevilhorns​​ asked :   ❛ it’s not stealing if it was mine to begin with. ❜  
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helyeahmangocheese · 4 months
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*reverses your gif*
*flips to mark of athena page 241*
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*drops mic*
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deermiraculouswhen · 10 months
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miraculous ladybug is fucking insane and i am living for it. how do i explain this show to anyone coherently. like the last couple episodes a 15 year old girl briefly became mayor of paris and sent her robots to send anyone who disagreed with her into a giant pit where theyd be mocked by a huge tv screen of her yelling at them 24/7, adrien and kagami are locked in basically solitary confinement with one item each so their parents can fuck around and be evil, marinette found out her boyfriend, his weird cousin, and her friend are sentimonsters (and also their very dark family history) from a bizarre minimalist stage play she hallucinated while alone sobbing in her prom dress in the art room of her school, marinette and adrien have their first kiss on the steps of a private jet while they are simultaneously being FORCED APART by adriens bodyguard and a random airport(?) worker. this moment has been built up since 2015. also lila apparently had a wig on this entire time hahahaha
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twistedarts · 5 months
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"Sorry guys, I was a quarterback." -Brady Skjei
From the NHL's TikTok
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chanstopher · 2 years
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CB97 my beloved
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thefrsers · 1 year
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Is there anything you’d like for your anniversary? Besides dinner?
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aurawra21 · 7 months
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KARLAAAAAACHH
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i've started using Just Dance as a workout and well. it's super fun, but i've discovered that i have No Coordination. at all <3 i'm having the time of my life flailing around like a dying fish
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i’d never win against any of them but yknow
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milimeters-morales · 10 months
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morning have my fav concept sketches of Miles and The Spot
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ghostofsoup · 1 year
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men who i would kiss on the forehead platonically
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sammypog · 4 months
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mentally ill fag reads frankenstein then listens to hozier. 28363929 dead 373582926327290 injured
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whumpshaped · 4 months
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thinking about whumpee who just wants to engage in freaky funtime. they've gone through the horrors and they never want to go through them ever again- but being afraid is so very fun and they're badgering caretaker for it endlessly. but whenever caretaker demonstrates any willingness, whumpee immediately goes "but it'd just be play, right? it'd be pretend?" making caretaker think that maybe it's just not a good idea. whumpee just seems so anxious. it's like they love the idea of it, but any talk of execution makes them recoil.
still, they eventually work out an arrangement. whumpee is jittery as ever, testing out the safeword a thousand times to see whether caretaker would really stop. they say it before and after caretaker is finished tying them to the chair, they ask "but it's all pretend, yeah? you're not mean for real? it's all bluffs?" another hundred times, then they follow it up with "no, i do want this, i do, i just wanna make sure it's not too scary, or real"
and then caretaker gets into the rhythm, and whumpee is immediately captivated. all that nervous energy that should absolutely be there during play like this just vanishes almost without a trace. whumpee looks the calmest they've looked in a long while, and caretaker can barely believe that someone can be this calm watching them play with a knife and throw out threats
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undiscovered-horizon · 3 months
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because of medication shortage, today is my first day off slow-release ADHD medication and it made me realize a thing or two:
You mean to tell me I've been feeling like this my whole life and only two years ago I realized that this state is less than ideal??? I'm honor citizen of delulu island bc what is this
(thankfully I do have regular/instant-release medication, so I can effectively study for finals)
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jas-the-shrimp · 7 months
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Spider-verse women <33
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