#im going apeshit right now

[urostakako]

it seems people are already upset that tsumiki is not nice anymore, sorry you dont know her like i do

#cmon. cmon. she has every right to be violent #idk if i trust gege to allow her to be angry (which she also has every right to be?? her life has constantly been people pushing her away #and forgetting about her and her constantly being nice) but if she was nice even now it would literally make zero sense #thats not character development. its not even giving her character. its just megumi's perspective being right that shes some kind of saint #which is sooooooo boring like why would she be nice. i think she should be tired of being nice. i think she should go apeshit. as a treat #and there was so much build up about the curse put on her. making it just some thing like oh shes a sorcerer but shes not gonna do anything #about it because shes so good IS SO BORING #and really it would be unrealistic if she didnt harbor at least some negative feelings i mean megumi was always kind of an asshole right up #until she got cursed and im assuming gojo didnt pay much attention to her as he did megumi. and her mom left her for some shitty dude #why would she not be mad?? just getting stuck being a little angel after all that just makes my skin crawl #and if megumi only really considered apologizing after she got cursed i doubt he really did a lot for her when she wasnt. #so i absolutely think she should be allowed to kill people it would be a disservice if she wasnt and was just again boiled down to the #saintly girl older sister image megumi seems to have of her. so boring #or maybe its just me being an angry sister who has to be nice. but i dont really think it is #tsumiki fushiguro #jjk 211 #jjk leaks #jjk spoilers #jjk #aricouldyounot #oh and before anyone misinterprets i know megumi had some psychology going on as a kid. doesnt mean tsumiki didnt either #or that she has to be so understanding all the time and not consider her own feelings. so boring. so shitty #it mightve sounded like a joking tone when i said she should go apeshit. but i was 100% serious #anyway yeah thats it

[housewifebuck]

I taught rain how to make gifs today and now she has a 911 blog for her amazing edits so everybody go follow and clap or I’m gonna blow this whole building up @capboobynash

#and an iconic url to boot……. #rain #personal #I use the word taught loosely #I showed her the basics and now she’s going apeshit with these incredible edits right out the gate like #I’m almost mad. she’s gonna be better at giffing than me soon….. #jk im so proud :’)

[azulashengrottospiano]

the way its literally jonah and alice against cradle rn.........im going to cry

#auburn talks ikerev <3 #its so soft and so terrible at the same time #because yea the black army still believe in her but JONAH is the one thats making sure shes safe #and as far as tehy know the black army is also their enemy #ARGHGHHHH JAHSDFJAHSJDFGHA IM SO MAD IM SO PISSED IM SO FUCKINGA NGRY #GOING APESHIT RIGHT NOW THIS IS STUPID #i just screamed os loud into my pillow that i hurt my throat help me

[soldier-poet-king]

I am going to be SUCH the bigger person about this I saw a post that not only was wrong and annoying and a little mean spirited, but it was about something I am specifically knowledgeable and passionate about and which affects me directly, AND I kept my damn mouth shut and out of the replies despite the fact that it's killing me to do so

#rose i am taking a page out of ur book #truly i am going to get a mediocre but passing grade in not being a huge bitch #smthn that is normal to want and possible to achieve #its just like. actually. when i am not actively depressed and working toward my own self effacement out of guilt #ACTUALLY im incredibly smart and right about almost everything and almost everyone is stupid and annoying and I'm tired and angry #i am NOT a kind person by nature!!! thats the depression and guilt talking #deeper fran is just. why am i not the world's benevolent dictator. i think they should allow me to be in charge #entering my villain era #yes i AM tired of being nice and yes i DO want to go apeshit #fully just admitting to being an awful person on main now. no more pretending my kindness is anything more than a mask #i wear it because its right and good and i ought to. but ohhhhhhh shes fake and unfortunately #years of practice has not made it my true self #if anything the less chronically depressed i am the meaner i am. bc i have less navel gazing #and more mental energy to direct outwards. in my natural sharp tongued quick tempered opinionated meanness #i think ive finally reached the parentified eldest child point where im allowed to fully snap and be a littke evil #people pleasing is OUT

[arolesbianism]

Thinks oh so hard abt the spiraling upwards clan founders, especially the birchclan founders. Silly lil kitties who's pasts are drenched in blood with the primary regret of not drawing it sooner

#rat rambles #oc posting #warriors posting #spiraling upwards #long story short they had a shitty awful terrible leader who sucked absolutely ass and they tore him to shreds #I mean that literally they pinned him onto the mountain side and slashed and mauled the shit out of him so hard that his lives evaporated #and several of the cats involved in that scene are sill alive and major parts of the story and I love them #oh also the cat that pinned him through a stab through the throat was his own daughter btw everyone hated his ass so much #and for good reason get his ass #alas in the main story I dont rly get to go too deep into how he harmed everyone involved mostly just three main ones #aka bristlestar because shes murtlepaw's ghost mom dawncrackle because hes also haunting murtle and gullspot because shes bristle's kit #so basically all the flashbacks we get involve those three in some form or another #honeystar was also there and involved but Im not currently planning on having her rly talk abt that #most of her more modern angst is the fact that she was forced into leadership against her will #and shes been alive long enough that shes been leading birchclan far longer than she ever lived in her old clan #but she did go through a lot of shit before birchclan was founded and it definitely shaped her a lot #she used to be a very determined and high spirited lil kitty cat who tried to be optimistic #but her family began to slowly be picked off one by one by both the old leader and the one whod later get evicerated #some of the older cats around her hoped it make her back down from her revelutionary ideas but she noticed that and it backfired on them #instead of being worn down to submission she became absolutely Furious and began to lash out more and become more demanding #it got to the point that she really only had two friends in the entire clan and one of them was her aunt whod later also die after coming #out abt having witnessed the leader killing his own kits #that was the final fucking straw for her and she was fully on board when bristle and dawn started looking for cats to join their rebellion #she did get rly frustrated with them as they waited patiently for the right moment but her remaining bestie kept her from going apeshit #so once the big fight finally broke out she was more than eager to join the hoard of cats chasing the bastard upwards #now unlike some of the other cats involved this legitimately actually made her feel a lot better for a while #for the first time in ages she finally felt like she could be optimistic abt smth again and was excited abt the idea of leaving this place #she had lost so much in this damn place since she was an apprentice and just wanted to finally be able to rest easy #but once they got to their new territory and set up camp things went south real fast as a flood fucked everything up #and after losing the only cat she had left in her life and losing her tail and being made deputy on top of that she deteriorated quickly

[glitterfartsprinkle]

this teacher is gonna make me start tweaking

#glitterfartsprinkle #vent sorta #im so close to losing it #im sp close to quitting band oh my god. He favorites the other tubas ahat the fuck did i do to you steven. please be nice to me #hes soo kind to the other kids but NO i got hit with the “i sure hope [other tuba players names] show up to the concert #or we're doomed.“ right after i fucking played #like hey im going through enough right now you really dont have to make me anxious and sob in the bathroom #im going to go apeshit someday

[tiredstressedemotionalmess]

OKAY PTV WAS FUCKING AMAZING I HAVENT REALLY SAT DOWN AND LISTENED TO THEM IN A WHILE AND NOW THAT FEELS LIKE A FUCKING CRIME THEYRE INCREDIBLE

CANT FUCKING WAIT FOR THE USED NOW THO HOLY SHIT IM SOOOO FUCKING HYPED

#ptv #the used #also fucking love ct venues are never fucking full here so i have basically an entire roe of seats to go apeshit in #AND the venue is like the perfect fucking size so even tho im right up against the back wall i still feel so fucking close #oh my fucking god now theyre playing buddy holly over the speakers rn. just got fucking weezered by a stadium -_-

[sirpepperston]

how much money does it cost to move to a different country

#its licherally impossible to live in the us now and i wanna take the money we saved and go somewhere else #rent is going up and due to a certain circumstance that is not my fault but is someone else's fault. we might not move until january #idk. depending on how things go i might move into my friend's house if they still have space #bc idk how long my grandparents will let me stay here. they originally told me i could stay till the end of january this year and well #its almost october. so idk what my plans gonna be if we cant move rn #god im so AAAAAAAA about it but i cant even actually freak out and rage. i was angry crying in the bathroom at work abt it last night #and just smoked the shit out of my weed pen bc i needed to get through my shift #but good fucking god if we cant move right now im going to go apeshit im going to start tearing people's faces off #i did everything right btw!! i did what i was supposed to do!! i made sure everything was going okay!! this is not on me!! #i fucking hate moving why am i even trying to make it happen.

[pepprs]

girls who are about to gut themselves alive writing the nomination letter ever in less than 24 hours if god is good to me (secularly)

#purrs #literally ijust did the outline and im about to have a conniption it’s like the most apeshit thing in the world it’s like if you give a #mouse the all-seeing all-knowing power of the world and you ask it to write a 5 page nomination letter about what it’s seen and the mouse #types ‘the’ and then its body instantly explodes into light from the sheer power and audacity of such a tiny fragile mortal creature #attempting to take on this mighty task. like that is me right now. what am i going to do 😍 well first i am going to play cookie run and then #go to bed and then go to work and like meet the university President or something and then after that. after that i will write this letter. #at october 26 5ish pm it is OVER for me. putting my little mouse nose to the exploding you grindstone. and i will have to be done by the #time iwake up Thursday so it can get shredded and THEN…. my little mouse scheme is going to [DATA EXPUNGED] I JUST KNOW IT! #(i am literally going to mee the university president tmrrw at work btw. im normal about this. i am not squeaking and scurrying.) #also the letter is due on monday and i have been putting it off all fucking month because like… i am a little mouse and if i write this #letter aboht the universe i will EXPLODE!!!! and writing is SCARY!!!!! but… it is my sacred mousely duty. so… i m(o)us(e)t 🐭😎 #also im going to nyc on saturday (??????) so i literally do have to get this done like. yesterday LMAOOOO 😭

[tojirights]

bro i’m going absolutely INSANE over alastor 😻😻

so, how about when lucifer comes by the hotel, he subtly flirts w alastors girl. alastor is on the verge of going apeshit and almost leaves charlie fatherless.

instead of murdering anyone, he decides to take his frustrations out on his darling, leaving bite marks and hickies on spots just visible enough for lucifer to notice next time he comes by..

a/n: im OBSESSED 😍😍

alastor immediately recognized lucifer as competition on multiple fronts. obviously, the king of hell was a threat in terms of power level, and alastor hated that. but alastor also quickly hated how charming the devil was.

upon meeting you, lucifer takes your hand and bows, placing a kiss on your hand as well. alastor's eye twitches, watching someone else put their dirty little hands and mouth on what is his. "my, what a pleasure. you're helping charlie? that's lovely! means i'll get to be seeing you around more, huh? she didn't mention such a pretty little thing was her hotel manager." lucifer speaks to you, a cool smirk on his face. he's clearly interested in you, and while alastor can't blame the man, he's seething with rage. clearing his throat, alastor takes a step towards you and reaches a hand out to lucifer in an attempt to shift his attention.

"alastor." he speaks, barely containing the anger in his voice. "it truly is an honor to be meeting you, sir." you raise a brow at the tense interaction going on in front of you but pay it no mind. lucifer gives alastor a tight lipped smile and shakes his hand. "ah, you as well. charlie has talked about you." you notice the way alastor glares at lucifer, yet keeps a smile on his face the entire time. lucifer turns back to you, putting a gloved hand on the small of your back. "now how's about a tour, hm?" he leans into your ear to whisper, causing goosebumps to rise on your skin.

behind you, alastor's horns grow and eyes redden, ready to risk it all in a fight with the devil and take out this whole god damned hotel if it meant lucifer never touched you again. "o-oh um, that's typically done by-" you start, but suddenly, charlie is running down the stairs with a panicked look on her face.

"heeyy dad! let's go this way, towards your room! it's late, you should rest." her smile is clearly fake, and you see her eyes dart from you to alastor and back to you. luckily, alastor reeled in his rage when the princess showed up and was back to his normal self on the surface. you can feel the energy coming from your partner, malicious intent painted all over his aura and you gulp. "al, c'mon... charlie's right."

alastor doesn't speak, but he follows you to your room for the night. the door is barely shut before alastor is lifting your legs and tossing you onto the bed. "care to explain why the fuck that little slimy king of hell was all over you?" he doesn't give you another moment to process before he's tugging your shirt over your head. "it's just harmless, al. you know i don't want anyone but you." you assure him, but alastor's teeth find your neck.

"i may trust you, darling, but i do not trust lucifer." his voice has a low growl to it that ignites your core. "but-" you gasp when alastor's mouth closes on the skin behind your ear, nipping it with sharp teeth. "no, because he and everyone in this place will know who you belong to." you shudder underneath of him, slight tinges of pain shooting down your spine at every nip and pull of your skin. alastor moves down your neck, leaving a trail of angry red and purple spots in his wake.

his tongue circles every bruise in an attempt to soothe your inflamed skin, but the marks just darken by the second. you hands dive into his hair, holding onto the silky strands. you feel alastor's body shudder as you circle the tufts of hair by his ears, making him press his hips to yours. "everyone in hell, my dear, is going to know that you're mine. not a single soul will ever try to touch you again." his breathing hitches, grinding his quickly hardening cock against your leg. you whimper when his teeth latch onto your collarbone, sucking hard and adding another welt to your skin.

"i want him to hear you." he hisses as he tugs your pants down over your ankles. its hasty, the way alastor frees his cock and pushes into your pussy, but you were more than ready for the intrusion. you cry out, suddenly being so, so full and alastor groans. "yes darling, just like that." your legs wrap around his waist, forcing every thrust just a little further until he's pounding at your cervix.

"d-don't stop sir." you gasp, eyes rolling into the back of your head while alastor's mouth latches onto the other side of your neck this time. "who do you being to?" he asks, hot breath fanning your skin. "y-you, alastor!" you whine, flexing your hips up to his in an attempt to build friction. "please, make me cum. only you feel so good." alastor peppers you in soft kisses now, ever grateful that you're willing to entertain the idea of letting lucifer know just who makes you feel like this.

alastor sneaks a hand between your bodies to rub skillful circles around your clit until your legs start shaking. "good, good girl. scream for me." he smirks when your tone shifts and he can tell by how tight you squeeze around his cock. "a-alastor fuck!" your body spasms, waves of pleasure rolling over you as you cum. alastor's orgasm follows shortly after, his teeth finding your skin once more as he spills deep inside of your pussy.

you have a brief moment of embarrassment when you think about just how loud you just were, your hand flying up to your mouth. alastor just laughs, placing a kiss on your forehead. "don't panic, my sweet. i think this little display will prove quite effective in keeping lucifers grubby little hands off of you." alastor pulls out slowly and carries you to a nice warm shower before tucking you in for the night.

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"jesus christ, did you get into a fuckin' fight with a bear?" angel laughs when you walk into the kitchen the next morning. you were covered in hickeys all the way down your neck, and you were barely walking straight. lucifer refuses to make eye contact with you, especially after alastor walks into the room shortly after. "good morning everyone!" alastor chirps, smirking at lucifer who rolls his eyes and sips his coffee.

"well, there's the bear..." husk mutters, earning a cackle from angel.

#alastor x reader #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor x you #alastor x reader smut #hazbin alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel smut #alastor smut #alastor imagines #alastor x you smut #hazbin x you #hazbin hotel imagines #hazbin hotel lucifer #alastor hazbin hotel smut #alastor x reader imagines #hazbin hotel alastor smut #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin alastor x reader

[mrfoox]

Help, my old cat is 15 and still acting like he's like 5 😭

#miranda talking shit #Hes been outside since he was small bc its mt parents who own him and they are hardcore believers of the #'cats are wild animals they should be allowed to be outdoors' like whej im home visiting my parents i let my cats be outside for a while #But im always outside with them so they never wander off the yard and they want to come inside after like 30 min anyway #But my old cat ...oh boy... #He just gets an cat necklace on wigh a bell and then he'll go out on his own for many hours #If he gets to decide he'll be out for 10+ hours in the spring and summer ... #And he gets into fights with other cats and is generally pretty aggressive when it comes to his 'spots'. But like... Its clear it's hard #For him now. He's not stepping on thw breaks like the last 5 yrs hes come back home with many wounds most likely from fights #Nothing has been so bad that he lost anything or such but still gotten some bad scars now #Im worried about him bc its clear the younger and probably un-neutured male cats in the village is fighting him #But hes also so... Idk if wild is the right word but.. We've tried to have him inside for days but he goes apeshit #And basically refuses to use fhe litter box until he'll basically explode... #My now dead old cat would easily become an inside cat bc he was anxious and generally didnt care for the outside. #But this old man... Yeah no he seem to have inprinted in his brain he needs to be outside and keep his domain safe #Hes been like this all his life . As an baby he was even worse. We couldnt touch him or look at him without him hissing #Now hes fairly tame towards us humans but he still always has the thought of being outside and hunting or defending in his mind #Like 4 yrs ago he saw an black cat walking like 300m away from the house as he was sitting in our window with an musquito filter in it #And i kid you not he broke out he just forced his way out and jumped the 3m from the window and ran to beat the cat up 😭 #Theres so much more but just damn... Im worriwd for him #Idk what i can actually do about it though. Like my parents will not just listen to what i want and change their routines for him #I wish he could be calmer and less... Well wild but it haven't calmed down much at all sincs he was young even now at 15

[cabinette]

UH HI SO i kinda went apeshit and blacked out and wrote a fic bc arthritic chilchuck is making me chew furniture so like. i bestow upon u. my offering. im shakin ur hand so fucking hard right now. i hope u like it.

✨here u go✨

ABSOLUTELY BONKERS FIC. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION !!!!!!

#chilshi #pots n picks #AHAHHAGJSHASAHGHS THIS FIC MAKES E SOOOOO SO HAPPPYYYYYY I WILL ACTUALLY CRY #wow. i cant fucking believe you created something so pretty from a silly comic i made.... ITS SO??? PRECIOUS. AGHCK #THANK YOU SO MUCH MABS. MABER. YOU ARE SO COOL #art cabinet #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck tims #senshi

[princess-lou]

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#the crowd going absolutely apeshit to idles right now #its so fun to see im loving it lmao

[aceymazy]

can i request a idv norton x reader nsfw hc please

yes. you can. (wow another idv req... all i have rn are idv reqs and one sally face from months ago.)(That was a cry for requests)

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Well well how did you even get here?

Pinned on the bed under Norton who is staring at you with a predatory gaze without saying a word.

You got him jealous. Not that you need to do much to make him jealous, he easily gets jealous.

But you went too far today it seems.

First headcanon as that he'll always dominate. No matter what. No matter how much you beg or do anything for him he wouldnt let you.

(^) Considering this, he would only let you dominate if he's tired and just wants love when he feels like his worlds about to crumble.

(^) Pamper him, praise him, tell him how much he matters to you and that you dont see him as a monster for what happend, hes putty already in your hands.

When he dominates and gets too into the feeling, sometimes (might i mention also accidentally) he would just randomly degrade you without him even noticing. Calling you names like 'Cunt', 'Whore', 'Slut' etc. (Sometimes he gets so into it he starts to rant about how submissive you are for him, and that you wouldnt even be able to live without his cock inside you, or something along those lines.)

Hes ROUGH. His pace is fast, and hes grabbing your hips/waist hard. He will wait until you adjust though, he dosent want to hurt you.

Along the lines of not wanting to hurt you, he wants you to feel pleasure aswell, not just him. Just imagine one day youre in Nortons bed, both of you cuddling when he suddenly asks if you have any fetishes/kinks.

Awkward conversation but he takes your words to heart, he really just wants to pleasure you.

After the whole shabang is done, he would get you water or some snack you ask but he wouldnt bathe you. Hes too embarrassed after to even look at your naked body, so you have to do that one yourself...

But he would make sure youre alright, still conscious and that youre not too hurt of his pace or marks he left.

Would even offer to massage you after, and if you agree, he would make sure to do it gently, not to 'accidentally hurt your now over-sensitive body or something'. (his words)

Now onto kinks, hes definitely into praise.

Maybe hes into semi-public sex, but that depends on where, when and if hes too much in the mood. (Sometimes when hes just horny he just represses the feeling and goes on with his day without it even being there)

Definitely into cock warming. Like you both could be doing anything and he would just sit there, with you on his lap, his cock in your hole as you both do your respective things/hobbies.

He goes absolutely apeshit if you manage to get your hands on lingerie and tease him with it. He would just want to fuck you right then and there and just rip the lingerie off your body if you allow him. (If you manage to speak that is. Take that however you will.)

A few nono's during sex is degradation. He'll feel awful if you call him something derogatory, even if its accidental.

dosent really like public sex but if its semi public and youre into it he might give in.

despises being tied up, but hes hesitant on tying you up, even if its a kink of yours.

hahahahahhaah im going insane x3

#hcs #scenarios #idv x reader #idv #idv dating hcs #idv headcanons #idv scenarios #idv smut #aceymazy #norton campbell #idv norton #idv norton campbell #idv norton hcs

[jotarothekidsmissyou]

Congrats on 600!! I only just recently got into JJBA and im in love. (Fully caught up obviously but Stardust crusaders are my favorite) Can I get headcannons on a young teen fem reader who ended up joining the crusaders because she has an incredibly powerful stand and she ends up looking to the crusaders as big brother/father figures. Sorry if this doesn't make sense! Just want some wholesome crusaders ;;

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ɴᴇᴠ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: ᴀᴡᴡ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ᴀɴᴏɴ~! (//ω//) ɪ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟʏ ᴀᴅᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴅᴜꜱᴛ ᴄʀᴜꜱᴀᴅᴇʀꜱ, ɪᴛ ʜᴀꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ. ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ꜱᴏ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴜɴ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇ

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥  During stand user fights Jotaro quickly took notice how powerful of stand user you are. He admires that secretly. But regardless of your capabilities he’s somewhat protective over you. You were the only girl in the group thus you could potentially be a target. 

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ “Y/n stay close to me and keep your guard up, who knows what stunts they’ll pull,” 

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Best believe he went apeshit when the Lover’s (Steely Dan’s stand) infiltrated through your ear. As much as Jotaro wanted to fight the guy, he stayed neutral, waiting for the perfect opportunity for the two of you to get revenge. A moment with you he’ll never forget is when the both of you pummeled Steely Dan to the ground.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ “We make a good team,” 

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ When you guys weren’t battling against stand users Jotaro’s personally shined. Often he would teach you cool things; his infamous five cigarette trick, how to ride a motorcycle, the list goes on.  

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ If he was feeling nice, he would lean you his hat. It symbolizes that you gained his trust and you are a special person that impacted his life. 

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ All in all, I would consider Jotaro being that cool older brother who you would look up to. 100% would pick on you but then buy you food as if nothing ever happened. 

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Without a doubt he would see you like a daughter figure!!! Since the trip was mostly about curing Holly’s (Seiko) illness, it devastated Joesph on the inside. He couldn’t be physically there for his daughter, so, unaware of his actions Joseph provided you that fatherly love. And considering everyone’s ages in the group he was kinda like the parietal figure anyway.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥  “Me and Avdol can share a room, the three of you can group together..leaving the lady, a room by herself,” Joseph was an advocate for your personal space. In which lead him to argue with hotel staff if you didn’t get a room exclusively. “What do you mean you only have one room?!” 

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Because of his upbringing (and granny Erinas cane ಥ‿ಥ) he was taught to be a gentleman, thus he treated/favored you a little more than the rest of the group. So expect him to do stuff like open the door or offer you things. Chivalry wasn’t dead if you had both Jonathan and Erina looking down from the heavens.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Since you are a powerful stand user, things like cuts and bruises were bound to happen. So don’t be surprised if Joseph (or Avdol) mainly cleans your wounds.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ “Just as a warning, alcohol tends to sting, ok?”

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Joseph is going through a lot right now, so if he inclines to be overbearing just know he means no harm. You also remind him of his mother, Lisa Lisa, a strong and confident young woman. If you ask about her or to learn hamon, he might adopt you!!

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Taking in consideration that Avdol is in his late 20s (and maturest one in the group) I feel as though your relationship with him would be a mixture between the two. It really depends of the situation. 

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ As stated before with Joesph, Avdol, also bandages your wounds. But unlike Joesph, he takes his time, adding special ointments for the healing process to quicken. However, afterwards be prepared to be scolded. Avdol is a born stand user and has quite a lot of experience in stand battles. Even though it’s coming across a lecture Avdol teaching you the proper way of fighting without getting hurt.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥  If you do ask him for help when it comes to understanding your stand, he’ll be more than happy to assist you. Just back up from Magician Red’s flames when he’s demonstrating.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ “Don’t overthink in the mist of battle. Again your stand is apart of your soul, feel one with yourself, feel like it’s another limb attached to your body,” 10/10 mentor.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Growing up Kakyoin would have been that kid who wanted younger siblings to play with. To not only to feel loved but to finally have someone visible to others. Once he knew you were around his age with a stand..yeah you’re going no where.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ At first he’s a little shy, and might come across random, just know he’s trying to make a good impression. As we may know Kakyoin has traveled around the world so be prepared for “Did you know—” statements. 

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ “Did you know that the Egyptians used moldy bread as a medicine for infections?” 

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥If you’re a gamer too, be prepared for his inner nerd to be unleashed! He’ll ask what type of gaming console, games, you have. Too really impress him take him to arcade and show him your button mashing skills.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Since you both are still in school, it’s more than likely you would study with him during your journey. Kakyoin will hold you accountable in getting your schoolwork done so don’t think you’re scott free if he hasn’t mentioned it. 

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ “You cant go to sleep just yet! We have to finished our incomplete homework!!” Bro it’s literally 2am..

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Given to what happened to Sherry, he doesn’t mind if you look to him as a brother figure. In a way it’s helping his through is grief, similar to Joesph. He’s undeniably the type of brother to shower you in praise and hugs. If you aren’t that much of a hugger don’t think you can run and hide. You WILL endure Polnareff’s..

Bone crushing bear hugs!!!

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥”Give me a hug mon amie!” King of nicknames..so pick one. Yes, even the chessy ones.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Polnareff is your hype man during a 1 on 1 fight with your opponent. Silver chariot could be in the middle of clashing swords and still Polnareff would cheer you on. Almost losing his own battle. 

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ In rare cases if you’re having difficulty in fighting one of DIO’s servant without a mere thought Polnareff would assist you. Your knight in shining armor!

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ At a merchant market if he eyes something that reminds him of you, I’ll buy it as a present. By the time the trip ended you had souvenirs to commemorating both Polnareff, and the 50 day voyage.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥Bonus: If you’re taking French as a foreign language to learn Polnareff would be static to teach you. His method of teaching is not the best so bare with him. 

#jotaro kujo #jotaro x reader #jjba #jjba x reader #jjba headcanons #xreader #jojo bizarre adventure #kakyoin x y/n #jotaro x y/n #joseph x reader #mohammed avdol #avdol x reader #joseph joestar #jojosfw #jean pierre polnareff #polnareff x reader #startdust crusaders #jojo part 3

[unknownarmageddon]

thinking about proximity boys getting into like. a fight with other survivors

like they get jumped one night, and are just having a good time, being all gay (they are kissing and smooching) and then a big ass rock comes flying out from fuck knows where and killer is suddenly staring at cross’s unconscious body, horrified at the spiderweb of cracks, a bloodied stone thudding onto the dirt and then a group of monsters, like 4 of them, come crashing out of the surrounding buildings

and killer snarls angrily, and grabs his bat and cross’s machete and he goes in swinging like a rabid animal, cursing at them, and just going apeshit, “you MOTHERFUCKERS.”

and like, they had taken out cross cuz he was the bigger one of the two, and deemed killer harmless, so imagine the shock when killer comes charging with murder in his eyes

and he like. comes at them and just stabs, slashing at them so angrily that he nearly decapitates one and he leaves the machete in the chest of the other and he whips around, and there’s the other two, trying to make a break for it, cross’s backpack slung over one of their shoulders

and killer just, forces them back, bashing one upside the head, tearing one of his knives out to drive it through the other’s eye

and the whole time, he’s just fucking terrified and not really aware of what he’s doing because all he can see is cross’s cracked skull and they took him away and it’s just this rapid spiral of snowballing grief and anger and he just screams at the very dead body and hits it harder

meanwhile cross comes to, a little concussed but perfectly fine, and he sits up, confused and dazed, and then it’s killer’s yelling and he scrambles to get up, and turns around to find killer stabbing some very dead monster in the face over and over

and cross stumbles over, panicking at the blood on killer’s body, and grabs him and killer starts thrashing and giving these watery, sad shouts, clawing blindly at this perceived attacker, but cross drags him off of the dusting monster and clings to him, “it’s me! it’s me, it’s okay, they’re gone-“ and killer just goes limp for a moment before just crying

and anyways the idea of killer thinking cross died, killing the attackers, and then just sobbing hysterically when cross is not in fact dead, i dunno. i dunno man

and i wanna think, this happens like, right after the distance arc, so im just. it’s still raw, all the hurt from that, and now this scare, the brief moment when he was certain he’d lost cross again, it just tore the barely healing wound wide open and killer just

anyways killer nursing cross back to health from a minor concussion and then being very very protective and clingy and in turn, cross makes sure to THOROUGHLY check their surroundings when they set up camp and weeping sobbing i keep just thinking about killer having nightmares about it and it’s like

it’s not the first time they’d been attacked or wound up in a fight; it was rare, but it wasn’t the first time, but like.

it was different this time

OUGHHH HOLY SHIT FUCK MAN

SO REAL ACTUALLY

I’m obsessed with that actually ough ough

Just the. Whole thing with the distance arc making killer that much more desperate and worried about losing cross. again too in a way HEAD IN HANDS

That whole scene gave me. Such a fucking vivid mental image ohhh my god dude augh augh

And the shear contrast between their reactions is tucking murdering me

OHH okay. Okay. Maybe killer even. After the first scare of Cross getting knocked out. Starts wandering away less. Like before he’s go off for hours or days doing his own thing in the city and like. Neither of them thought twice about it. And Killer generally had been fairly aloof the whole time up until then despite always coming back

But after that Killer starts doing it less and less. And starts leaving for shorter and shorter periods of time. And starts running ahead less, and. Ough man

cause he just. Is so fucking worried about what if he came back and Cross wasn’t there. And he couldn’t possibly bare that after the distance arc

so instead now he just clings to cross. Literally but mostly metaphorically. And cross notices but he doesn’t say anything. Cause he knows why he knows and in turn he clings to Killer

And just I feel like. They’re both reminded how fleeting everything really is

and maybe it’s not like that permanently like they’ll go back to some kind of normalcy but it’s not the same. Everything’s shifted and warped

Cause everything’s different now

#ANYWAY #IM SO UNWELL ABOUT THAT DUDE #holy shit man head in hands #/pos/pos #weeping weeping sobbing #answering asks #chair asks #chair!! #apocalyptic Kross au #“It was different this time” weeping wailing