Tea Time!
⚠️ Warnings : Violence , mention of blood , underage drinking, alcohol addiction , mention of animal abuse/torture
Summary: Addams!Raphael wants to have a tea party....unfortunately the same can't be said for his brothers
Characters: Addams!Leonardo , Addams!Donatello , Addams!Michelangelo , Addams!Raphael
Addams!au belongs to @lackablazeical. Please check them out , they're really good!!
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Raphael's eyes skimmed proudly over his tea party setup , he had spent hours perfecting it , making it look as cute and as presentable as possible -though he broke a good few of the cups - it still looked good enough for him , nothing a little of Mikey's krazy glue (that he stole) and tape couldn't fix!
Now that the table was set , all Raph needed were his guests......his guests.
Raph looked over to his Mrs Cuddles doll , lying limply on one if the chairs he placed around the table. His eyes skimmed over the others , they were empty and dust had slowly started to gather on a few of them. Now he could've just put some of his stuffed animals to fill the vacancy , but what fun would that be? Pouring tea for lifeless stuffed figures. Plus it'll be a waste of tea (as much as he loves them)
Just as Raph was about to accept the fact it was gonna be just him and cuddles and sit down on a large pillow he placed for himself (none of the chairs were big enough for him). He heard a large thud from the other room.
Oh yeah , he had brothers. Three of them to be exact.
After a few seconds of staring in the direction in which he heard the noise , with a grunt , he picked up Mrs Cuddles and threw her over his shoulder , heading out his room door.
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As soon as Raph took one step into Mikey's room , the heavy scent of Alcohol made him sqeeze his eyes shut and wrinkle his nose. Blinking his eyes open , he looked around , not being surprised when he saw several empty booze bottles and a smashed Mikey laying in a weird contorted position on the dirty room floor.
Mumbling to himself , Raph stepped closer and knelt down over his little brother , eyeing him up and down , being both judgemental and slightly concerned. Slightly.
He figured that he could just take Mikey over to the tea party , seeing that he couldn't really do much to stop him , but his little brother was in too much of a pitiful state he just had to do something.
That being said. Raph went to the kitchen , took up a bottle of water , walked back to Mikey's disgrace of a room , forced his jaws apart, and poured water down his throat ; nearly choking him.
Mikey coughed up the fluid he was forced to take and glared up at his brother , rubbing his throat . "What the fuck man!?" He slurred , angrily.
Raph didn't need to say much , the look in his eyes told the drunkard everything.
"Nonononono , hell the fuck no!" Mikey sluggishly backed up into the wall. He pointed a shakey , accusatory finger at Raph - who was slowly making his way towards him.
"Like.....like hell im gonna join yer - shit- one a yer prissssy ass tea pahhtiies!" He slurred , blinking his eyes and looking around rapidly, as if trying to see where Raph was.
Raph , who was literally infront of him , picked him up and tossed him over his free shoulder.
"NOO! What- what the - what the fuck mannnn!?! Put me downn ya shithea- eugh!" He angrily babbled , kicking his feet and wriggling aggressively.
Once the two were halfway to Raph's room , Mikey managed to bite Raph on the shoulder, drawing a bit of blood from him.
Raph winced and loosened his grip , causing Mikey to slip out of his shoulders and crawl away.
Mikey , who was laughing victoriously , didn't seem to take any notice of where he was going. Instead , using his getaway time to taunt Raph from over his shoulder. "Tryyy ta catch me nowww , pun- ACK!"
Raph watched nonchalantly as Mikey rammed head first into the wall he was (unknowingly) running into. Raph took this opportunity to reclaim the knocked out Mikey , deciding he'd clean the blood on the wall and bandage him up later - after his tea party.
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One down. Two more to go.
Raphael made his way up to third floor , where he'd find Donnie's laboratory - and even , if he was lucky (which was every time) Donnie.
Peeking inside , he found the soft shell busy at work.
As Raph took a step in the lab. Donnie stopped working and straightened his posture before turning his head to face the intruder. "Hm?"
Raph , using his left foot this time , took another single step forward. Seeing the look in Raph's eyes and the drops of blood on his plastron , Donnie knew what had happened and what time it was.
Before Donnie could alert S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N to activate the "P.E.F.C.R.S" (Protect Me From Crazy Raph System) Raph had barreled himself towards Donnie and had put him in a chokehold.
The mad scientist kicked his feet and struggled to break free , knocking over the rat he had been experimenting on, causing its head to roll onto the floor and into some crevice in the torture chamber laboratory. Great , now he had that to worry about -if he ever survived this mess he was currently being dragged into.
Literally dragged , Raph was dragging him by his leg all the way from the third floor, paying no mind whether Donnie bumped into something or got a splinter on the way.
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"You know , brother," Leonardo announced , fitting himself to sit snuggly in the barbed wire he was currently tied up in. "You didn't have to do all... this." He gestured to what was happening all around him.
Mikey was thrashing violently , a pillow shoved in his mouth to stop him from shouting expletives ,his skin bleeding from thrashing around in the barbed wire he was- also- tied in.
Donnie was sitting much more still , a few splinters and bruises here and there , but nothing to be concerned about. Although he was probably planning to knock a few of Raphael's teeth out once he was freed.
"I would've happily agreed to attent your little tea party." He trilled , his lidded eyes closed as he gave a small smile.
Raphael , however , paid no attention as he was busy grumbling and pouring tea , the cup overflowing slightly.
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Sorry if this isn't written well , I haven't written anything in a long time and I certainly don't know how to write drunk dialogue or drunk people in general and I definitely don't know how to write acronyms.
Aaaaaa anyways. This is a gift for @lackablazeical 🌹 . You should really check out their au , but heed the warnings that they give , its not for the faint of heart.
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my toxic trait is that i try to go through requests in chronological order and taking my sweet time.
ANYWAY, my inbox is still open for requests, so here’s a request count and roughly what it’s about so that if you want to send something in, you won’t be requesting the same thing.
pete “maverick” mitchell
fluffy domestic one where reader is pregnant
maverick as a girl dad
maverick takes you to watch sunsets with him
maverick x reader where reader is iceman’s daughter
enemies to lovers plot where reader is rooster’s sister – combining this with a new request that just came in about reader fighting with maverick before leaving and she gets into an accident
maverick x reader where you’re the doctor on call at the base
something smutty (because u guys are absolutely thirsty lmaoo) – combining this with another smutty thing based on a tiktok (srsly u guys be thirsty af)
reader is cyclone’s daughter and the boys are flirting with her, but little did they know 👀
jake “hangman” seresin:
part two to me, myself and i (this is highly requested and i’ve been stalling bc idk if i can make it as good as the first one)
hangman x reader after that football game at the beach
hangman x reader enemies to lovers
hangman as a girl dad
bradley “rooster” bradshaw:
workouts with rooster (i’ve never written for rooster, but im gonna tryyy)
enemies to lovers stuff
reader is in labor and rooster is there for her
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