#im gonna marry her

[noodleshopkenz]

i love her…..

#lilith aensland #darkstalkers #sona #oc #self ship #self insert #otp #lady k and the sick man #im gonna marry her #shes everything to me #manga #illustration #digital art #art

[wheresmulder]

Things I've recently learned about D'Arcy Carden (mostly against my will):

Is 5'10"

Added the apostrophe to her name bc the smashing pumpkins

"I don't give a fuck about men [cackles] I don't care about them. I don't care about their opinions. I don't. fucking. care."

Can do a perfect Abbi Jacobson impression

Loved early American Idol

Waterpolo player/softball player

Is the funniest person living today

Can't run fast

Has a horde of lesbians (I am one of them)

Doesn't know where the camera is and doesn't care bc Theatre (joking)

Has to consciously count all the cameras (real)

Loves butts

Calls Abbi Jacobson "abigail" as a Nicholas name

Can make me laugh without even doing anything

Abbi: "Listen I didn't ever like... think that I would write a thing where I'm like falling in love with D'Arcy but also... EVERYONE is in... like isn't she the... everyone that D'Arcy meets... you LOVE her. You immediately fall in love." (put this on my tombstone)

Likes the Oakland A's

Was on Broad City

UCB improv extraordinaire

Is literally so fucking gorgeous

The way she says "abbi baby"

Has gone by the nicknames "Big D" and "Big D Energy"

Was in Rats the Musical (drop a rat in the chat🐀)

When asked [verbatim] "what is your relationship with Marijuana: "I do"

When asked [verbatim] "on a scale of 1 to 10 how high are you: "all the way or whatever"

Said ACAB

Knows what cunnilingus is

And so as you can see I have no choice but to be completely and totally head over heels in love with her ty for coming to my tedtalk

#darcy carden #D'arcy Carden #greta gill #bad janet #a league of their own #that big d energy #i just get sent these random ass clips from podcasts shes done and well #im gonna marry her

[epiclamer]

You say you're having too much fun for your age, and that you're married. So out of curiosity, what's your age range? (20 -30 )

We’re not married yet unfortunately, but sometime in the next couple years. Can’t hold me back anymore. Going feral. SHES SO PRETTY.

Anywaysssss im gonna marry cat. And I’ll give you a hefty age range from 18-19, but in spirit i am probably 138 or 12.

#FUCK #SHES SO PRWTTY #IM GONNA MARRY HER #AREGEHSJNDEJSNF #no writing

[diamond-dusk-gay]

She is my wife I love her so much marries her gets on my knees and marries her gets on my hands and knees and barks like a dog runs around like a feral animal giggles and kicks my feet loses the ability to speak screams I love women

#shes so #i love her sm #shes so pretty #im gonna marry her #rab c. nessbit #david tennant #everything i said other than the marriage part has physically happened before i did in fact run around on all fours like a feral animal /srs #women #trans women #ignore the fact that shes fronting with me rn #i love her

[beansandshit]

most date idea ever:

night swimming fully clothed but not actually swimming just saving bugs from drowning

#yes this just happened to me #im gonna marry her #most date ever #also short psa: so many bugs are drowing in ur pools go save them #bugs #beetles #especially beetles #ladybugs #worms #🪲 #🐞 #🐜 #🐛 #not mosquitoes tho #there is no love in my heart for them #cannot forgive the bites between my toes

[fandom-cereal]

i don't listen to hatsune miku at all but i love her anyway and she is my bestest friend

#im gonna marry her #hatsune miku

[boui-artblog]

she is my muse @tudoacabaemtorrada

#art #wlw #nblw #krita #muse #blorbo of my heart #im gonna marry her

[thesamoanqueen]

Love train 🚂💖💖💖! Send this to all the blogs you love! Don’t forget to spread the love!

#WEEEELP- #thats mutual love #im gonna marry her #yessir

[scuppy]

ive had a lot of personal shit going on and ive been stressed to the point of falling into depression again

tonight my girlfriend is staying the night with me and she goes to sleep at an actual normal time while I stayed up to do some work.

when I got back into bed I just thought about everything and started sobbing (a much needed sob) and I ran my fingers through my gfs hair to try and ground myself and without even waking up she scooted closer to me and wrapped her arm around me

it was such a simple thing such a small act of love but God does it mean so much to me

#scuppyspeaks #im still very sad but she genuinely makes my life so much better #im gonna marry her

[lzrdprsn]

In love with this Nevada reporter on CNN whose bookshelf in the background has all my favorite books on it

#im gonna marry her

[rexovyr]

i made a thing :0

this is sylvia, they probably love rihanna. sylvias totally a flower obsessed lesbian.

credit 2 the cc creators <3

#mysims #thesims4 #aestheticsims #altsims #bluesims #aestheticblue #blue #sims #sims screenshots #cas #sylvia is so pretty #im gonna marry her #edit #mysimsedits #ts4

[makegoodgirlsgobad]

God I just fucking can't 🥵🥵🥵

#easily the single hottest human whos ever looked twice at me #im gonna marry her

[pluto-rambles]

Might cry /pos

#i love her so much #Im gonna cry about that #Im gonna cry because all the love in my heart is for her and anytime she says I love you my heart explodes #Im gonna marry her #real shit

[muckyschmuck]

normalize creeping and perving and being fucking weird

#need her to hate me really bad #sorry #shes so real to me... #i think im gonna marry her #ur actually allowed to look up the skirts of ur ocs its actually encouraged #dumbest sketch alive #dumbest sketch dead #my art #furry art #anthro art #furry #anthro #digital art #oc art #oc #doodlings #suggestive #im not #sorrysyyyy #im not sorry #need her to kick me #DFUCK

[sapphosboy]

Rose Tyler enjoyer (me) grieves the physical lack of Rose Tyler in the doctor who specials (she’s in a parallel universe and it’s literally impossible for her to ever come back)

#JUST LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT OKAY SHE WAS THE ICON OF MY CHILDHOOD #IM ALLOWED TO BE BUMMED EVEN THOUGH IT WOULDVE NEVER HAPPENED #rose tyler #I just- I’ll never get to hear ten say the words “I love rose’’ even though he CANONICALLY is in love with her #its gonna haunt me till my dying days #like yes yes they get canonically got married and had a family and fly around in their own tardis #but I didn’t get to SEE that #so I have a little bit of a lack of closure #I need visuals #doctor who #doctor who spoilers #ig

[oifaaa]

Started watching a new anime and the first episode has me so bewildered basically it's meant to be a cinderella story evil step mom wicked half sister that crack only one of the things they have to show how horrible cinderella girls life is by having the boy who she has feelings for become engaged to the half sister and she is so smug about the whole thing despite this being objectively the worst possible husband choice for her since he's also so in love with cinderella like sweetheart your gonna spend the rest of your life with a man who is more in love with your wet blanket of a sister and honesty he's not even that pretty I get you hate cinderella but she's moving away you've gotta start thinking about your future

#im now in my procrastination phase since i dont want my watch threw of one piece to end #so watching other random anime #i think im gonna drop this one tho #cinderella girl is not my cup of tea #like im only 3/4 of the way through episode 1 #but shes still just so weak #this is not the pathetic i like in my MCs #girl i need you to get a personality #and maybe a backbone idk hopefully thats her arc in this show #i hope so #i hope theres a episode where she comes home and half sister is like yeah i made a mistake #turns out marrying someone out of spite #not the best foundation for a relationship