[ID: Digital painting of Daisy from TMA. She is a white woman with long, matted, blonde hair, brown eyes, and scars across her skin, most notably a sunburst and a graze from a bullet on her left shoulder. She is caked with dirt, her hair in disarray around her, and stares at the viewer with a vacant, haunted expression. The background is dark and foreboding around her. End ID.]
hand me my shovel im going in or whatever
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Spamton is such a nuanced character that I feel one tumblr post will never be able to do him justice.
Yes, I do think he's a bit more battered bc he's living in dumpsters. No, I don’t think he has grey hair. Stuff like this is So complicated. At most I just want ppl to stop treating 40 as Old.
oh for sure! if anything it should serve as food for thought, why do you characterize him this way or that? bending canon or adding things that arent canon is part of the fun in building up your interpretation & understanding of characters you love!
with the lifestyle hes been forced to live its unlikely hes able to be as presentable as he wants to be. he doesnt have access to the same luxuries most ppl do but he does his best. i personally like the grey hair (ahem ahem i think its attractive) bc iirc hair can start greying from stress which. hes dealt with a lot of stress in his life, wouldnt be surprising if it started to show, but also hair can just turn grey faster for some ppl :p
i 100% agree that ppl need to stop acting like 40 is so old!!!! ill say it to my parents as a joke but rlly 40 is just like. middle aged. i cannot in good faith say im an old men enjoyer i am a middle aged men enjoyer my babygirls are Not Old. smth smth if ppl saw the old men real old man fans liked theyd hurl
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as i’m reading the runaway king, particularly the part where we’re with the pirates, i’m just finding. there are so many little moments of various pirates (usually background pirates) being described as large and fat. and it’s hard to put them on the Weird Comments counter bc it’s like. yeah characters can be fat. people can be fat that’s Fine. nielsen’s not writing particularly weird descriptions or insults (as she tends to do). it’s just that the only fat people we’ve seen in ages are pirates who are clearly meant to be made out as Bad and Gross.
and now that i’m thinking about it are there any fat characters mentioned that are like. characters we’re meant to like? ones who arent intended to have a certain Vibe to them??
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literally every time i set down my lighter or my vape it vanishes for an extended period of time
there are stoner borrowers haunting me and taking my shit
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getting back into tma finally after i just randomly stopped listening in the middle of season 6 and never picked it back up again and a) wow it’s crazy how my thoughts relistening to it are like the exact same as i remember like 4 years ago and b) previous point means it has reignited my absolute burning hatred* for elias bouchard. i hate him so much it is unreal motherfucking pompous ass all seeing all knowing immortal bodysnatching bitch i hope he fucking gets what’s coming to him you fucking dusty ancient pathetic shitlord. you know that post that’s like why do people only self insert for shipping what about self inserting bc you hate a character that’s me with elias bouchard your motherfucking life ends right now eye boy before you ever get the chance to force jon into doing your fucked up ritual or trap anyone in the archives or even hit jurgen leitner with that fucking pipe. weird little omniscient freak of a man
*hatred in the sense that he is fun to root against as a character not that i actually dislike/am criticizing anything about the way he is written
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Sorry for the anon but I have decided to write a fanfic with it :3 basically it’s just seb having a secret porn account and mark or jenson finds it :P
you telling me this as an anon HURTSSSSS MEEEEE I CANTTT I WANT TO SEE ITT I WANT A BIT OF THAT CRUMBS GIVE ME ALL OF IT SPARE MORE DETAILS OMFGGGG?????? SERIOUSSLYYY?????? BIG BRAINNN
But like on a srs note theres barely any camboy seb fic at all its so weirdddd like come on guys !! I need the camboy au seb so bad, need seb to be in all aus in this world honestly i would love to see how people experiment on him even more <3
Anon just a suggestion but why do one when you can have two 🤭 we need more sebmarkson fic anon !!! You can save us from this drought anon!! save us... save me anon.... i need it....
I hope there'll be more progress update 🙏 dont leave me im the dark anon i beg you.....
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