#im gonna say satin sees robbs dry unmoisturized knees and is rlly worried abt them

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Modern jon/satin au where satin works at one of those mall kiosks where they sell you lotion and jon forces robb to drive him to the mall every weekend so he can walk past satin and get a free moisturiser sample and tries to make small talk but he's too shy so he just grabs the free sample and bolts

#satin is like.....why is this guy here all the time but he never buys anything hes clearly just cheap #jon is too oblivious to realize hes tanking his rep with satin #theon knows whats going on but he refuses to help out jon #robb is just tired of going to the mall every weekend and studying on a bench while jon tries to awkwardly chat up someone whos working #this was motivated by jon thinking about how soft satins skin is #also because of babygoeztospaces headcanon about robb always wearing shorts #im gonna say satin sees robbs dry unmoisturized knees and is rlly worried abt them #and hes always telling jon to give his brother some of the free sample moisturizer #and jon is like STOP STEALING SATIN FROM ME ROBB #robb just wants to study poor dude #dont queue want me baby