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#im gonna take one for the team and send this to my mom
miiilowo · 4 months
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im in financial trouble again boys. really badly this time. Emergency commissions are open
Note: This is an edited version of the post with new information.
To give a quick rundown, my mom and I were homeless for nearly two years, and our grandpa ended up buying us an RV to stay in toward the tail end of that period. My mom lost her job, was never given any severance pay, and has been having trouble finding a new one. I'm doin comms to help keep us in shape til then.
To put it more plainly, she refuses to look for a job, which leaves me in the dust right now, as I don't have the means to get one myself; I did finally get an ID recently, I just need to set up a bank account and I dunno when I'll be able to. Where we currently stand, I can't do much to help, which means we have No source of income, and we desperately need support until that happens. I gotta rely on y'all to do that.
Not only is it me and my mom, it's a fuckton of cats that I'm gonna have to end up giving away (because my mother will not) and we need the cash to take care of them and take care of ourselves-Mainly money for the laundromat, rent (which is 800 A MONTH FOR AN RV PARKING SPOT), and gas, alongside any other expenses that might come up.
I am offering commissions, and plan on setting up an actual pricing sheet, but if you send any money in and you want a drawing, feel free to DM me. I'm also up for just. Yknow. Donations. Certainly wouldn't mind donations I'm a one man team here
Please share around, I know this post has a lot of notes but it's kinda my tether to survival at the moment
Im willing to draw pretty much anything, including mechs, furries and gore. nothing too NSFW preferably, and not anything hateful. will do suggestive stuff. OCs, fanart, so on so forth. If you do want a comm, just screenshot proof that you donated and shoot me a DM and we can talk about it :3
V MESSY PRICING SHEETS HOOAH
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^^^ ive also done a character design comm but the price of those would be very ummm. fluctuation-y. so. if you want one of those we can just discuss it in dms
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de-n-i-al · 5 months
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Out of context quotes
(qsmp red team)
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Foolish: 'seems killable'
Cellbit: 'fucker shit cum balls, cum balls'
Jaiden: "we just need to camp them out for 1 hour and 20 minutes'
Slimecicle: 'I'm like a little rat'
Slimecicle: 'I'm just kneading dough in the backyard, I'm malewife-ing'
Foolish: 'let's kill him :D'
Slimecicle: 'I'm going to come drop you kids off your lunch'
Jaiden: 'they're calling you momcicle'
Slimecicle: 'sorry to make you wait, kids, moms gotta eat too'
Carre: 'very loud high pitched screaming'
Cellbit 'were fucked, it's joever'
Jaiden 'AAAA Etoiles is after me, I'm dead'
Slimecicle: 'Tubbo! How are you so fucking fast?!'
Foolish 'so what's the game plan? Run and hide or?'
Jaiden: 'I HOPE THEY BURNN'
Philza: 'I got everyone hats'
Jaiden: 'I want to be the king of pirates!'
Philza: 'should I just fuckin run for the thing?'
Slimecicle: 'we made a pool'
Slimecicle: 'I hope I melt'
Slimecicle: 'I'm going to verbally assault them'
Philza: 'they started it!'
Slimecicle: 'The bread for my beautiful children is here!'
Slimecicle: 'Hey Phil, my beautiful boy, I have something for you'
Slimecicle: 'phil this is fucked up, you don't do this to a roleplayer'
Slimecicle: 'they didn't even 'yes and' they 'no sworded'
Slimecicle: 'Phil, I just want to be a desirable male wife'
Slimecicle: 'Guys, let's remember to have fun'
Philza: 'I like how no one hesitated to turn on others'
Jaiden: 'BAD YOUR SUCH A HATER'
Jaiden: 'he took my God damn straw hat'
Philza: 'were getting spawn camped by badboyhalo and tubbo'
Slimecicle: 'what to the right'
Philza: 'she's gonna kill you man'
Slimecicle: 'i hate everyone who isn't you guys'
Slimecicle: 'I don't think I can look fitmc in the eyes'
Slimecicle: 'We can't even place blocks on half of our land BECAUSE MY BODYS ARE ALL OVER'
Philza: 'the teams are so balanced'
Slimecicle: 'I don't know how to make a backpack'
Philza: 'Can we go back to adventure mode and roleplay'
Slimecicle: 'Please, I'll do anything, just get me off this island'
(Ngl at this point they all go crazy)
(Also charlie loses his fucking voice)
Slimecicle: 'hey cellbit want to beat the shit out of each other?'
Everyone: 'screaming'
Slimecicle: 'ADMINS CAN YOU DO /SLIMECICLE HAPPY??!?!'
Philza: 'Guys, I think we are the cursed team'
Jaiden: 'Do you think the admins are watching us and seeing what to change'
Slimecicle: 'This isn't purgatory, this is hell'
Jaiden: 'take the children!'
Philza: 'This is too much I'm dying'
Jaiden: 'Hey guys, want to huddle together for the last 30minutes?'
Philza: 'I'm light headed'
Slimecicle: 'i feel the right side of my brain hurting'
Jaiden: 'Philza, kill yourself'
Slimecicle: 'The most fun I've had is burning myself to death'
Jaiden: 'Look at the piles of bodies'
Jaiden: 'Untangle it like a spaghetti'
Slimecicle: 'Admins spawn herobrine'
Baghera: 'Can't wait for wilbur to join'
Slimecicle: 'Guys, let's all meet up and go to Disney land and send the pictures to badboyhalo'
Slimecicle: 'your happy? I'm thrilled baghera'
Philza: 'We become npc's'
Slimecicle: 'I can't tell if I'm having a great time or a panic attack'
Foolish: 'I'm tingly everywhere'
Everyone: 'weird ass singing'
Jaiden: 'singing gangnem style'
(Fucking kill me omfg I'm watching the stream and my ears are dying)
Cellbit: 'I want to go to purgatory in real life'
Jaiden: 'HOW IS THERE STILL 15 MINUTES LEFT'
Philza: 'Guys i brought us a fidget toy'
Cellbit: 'This is a pretty fucking balanced team yeah'
(Continuous killing of eachother)
Slimecicle: 'let's hop in the other chats and see how they are doing'
foolish: 'WHY ARE MY ARMS STILL TINGLY??'
Philza: 'HOW ARE WE STILL SECOND????'
Philza: 'Were going to roleplay a village, im going to make a school'
Foolish: 'I want to get burned by the sun, just to feel something'
Cellbit: 'What if we make a team to fight against the people who put us here and call it oder theorists'
Baghera: 'Philza, where are you? I'm going to kill you'
Philza: 'baghera come kill me'
Jaiden: 'IM BACK BITCH!'
(THEYRE JUST KILLING EACHOTHER)
cellbit: 'We ended up on second, green will never live this down'
Slimecicle: 'What do you want from us...'
Cellbit: 'maybe I shouldn't have killed all of those fed workers'
Slimecicles: 'Guys, I'm like clearly turning into a code'
Slimecicle: '3 months ago, I dumped 3 pounds of sand down philzas toilet, so foolish would think he clogged it'
(Cellbit and slime have lost their voices 0_0)
Slimecicle: 'I fucking sound like a dying goose'
Philza: 'dantdm is canonically dead'
(They all agreed to become more decrepit bro)
(They are going to have fucked up skins too bro)
(They are going crazy)
(God this is killing me, why am I doing this)
Slimecicle: 'fuck my arc I'm going on a cannibal arc'
(God dammit this has been the most fucked up stream I've ever watched)
(They are going to rebalance it thank fuck)
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ddejavvu · 1 year
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maybe this is dark but idk, stepdad!james potter who maybe is married to ur mom or maybe he’s just her young boy toy type thing, but he has a soft spot for u majorly. maybe ur moms like a bit absent and stuff, so a lot of the duties or parenthood, james just naturally takes on (even tho he’s much closer to ur age than ur moms).
like i love the idea of building it up a little, like maybe something happens with ur period at some point and he helps you out and is super soft
or maybe he actually notices when ur not feeling super and instead of being idle he comforts you or something
to add to this tho, maybe he has his mates over to watch the rugby and have some beers or whatever idk what men do and ur moms playing the dutiful wife/the wanna-be-milf role, but Remus/Sirius just oogle u all the time, ur obviously all soft smiles bc these are james’ friends so they have to be just as nice as he is
im sorry im sorry im sorry but the tension and the smut you could get out of this is insane. someone anyone pls write this i need y’all to fill my brain for me
today is multiverse monday! send me an au you can think of :)
this post is 18+ and dark, minors dni.
there is nothing i love more in this world than stepdad!james <33333
james makes you food and washes your sheets and drives you around if you need it and :(( he doesn't feel like your stepdad at all, yes he makes you dinner and checks on you to make sure you're doing your homework if you're in college and he worries about you when you go out with friends so he sets a curfew for you but he's not dad-old. he's older than you, but not as old as your mom is, and he feels more like a friend than he does a stepdad. but then he starts felling less and less like a friend the more he takes an interest in you and your life :')
one time you spend a lot of time in the bathroom. and i mean. a lot. you've been in there for thirty minutes and it's completely silent and he's really worried because he doesn't want to barge in on a private moment or anything but he's worried that something's wrong - he finally gets up to knock on the door but he hears a knock on the front one, and reroutes to find someone on the front step - it's one of your friends that he recognizes and he's about to tell them that you're not available at the moment but then he spots a bag that they're carrying and there's pads inside - instantly he knows what's going on. your friend slips past him with some crappy excuse but he knows why they're doing it and he's not gonna call their bluff - he lets your friend help you and he waits on the couch until you're done and your friend leaves and then makes his way to your room. he knocks on the door and asks if you're alright, and you're already so nervous because oh my god does he know??
you say yes and he sits down on your bed and you can tell he's trying to be sweet about it but you do not want to talk period with this guy. you're expecting him to tell you that you can't have friends over randomly or that you aren't allowed to lock yourself in the bathroom for that long but instead he tells you that if you ever need anything that you're encouraged to ask him :') he tells you he'll never be weird about it or judge you and that he's always going to be there if you need anything like that :') ugh you're close to crying 'cause he's so earnest and sweet :((
your mom's dancing around with replacement beers for them and dropping snacks onto the coffee table and cheering for the team they're rooting for and all you're doing is crossing the hallway to use the restroom and everyone'e eyes are on you :') james invites you out to come and share some of their snacks and unfortunately your mom is sitting beside him but it means you get to sit between remus and sirius and you are not complaining.. james definitely is though!! if your mom ever gets up he claims he has to show you something on his phone and that you have to come over to sit by him and it goes back and forth like this for a while until james and sirius and remus are all staring at each other like >:(( >:(( >:(( the entire night <33
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angelflungoutofspace · 2 months
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abbott elementary season 3 ep 1 & 2 REVEIWWWWW
idk why but I thought y'all might wanna hear what I thought about the season premierrrrrr!!!! it was so good and so chaotic. so many things going on at once.
when Janine walked out and revealed as district, I HAD A HEART ATTACK. but then the context helped. im just a little confused because didn't the Manny the district guy say Janine could go back into her class 1-2 days out of the week to teach?? or was it just to go around about hearing feedback?? it was so sad to see Janine's kids not caring about her presence and the super mean substitute. But, that one little boy, Alex, made my heart just warm!!!! It just reminded Janine why she's doing what she's doing!!!
omg and Janine and Gregory?? the way Janine HAD THE CONFIDENCE to go talk to Gregory about her feelings at the beginning of the school year??? like where did that bravery come out of, and she handled the rejection so well. like honey. I would have DIED. but also.... the way Gregory just... moved on???? well, I get why. bro has to protect himself, but like come on greggy boy, don't tell me YOU DONT just feel a little of love for Janine???? but I love the way writers handled it at the end. they didn't leave the awkwardness for the season and that is something I APPRECIATE. and at least we know that Gregory and Janine still want to be friends and still miss each other platonically.
am I being paranoid for being scared of Manny the district guy???? Like my boy Jacob had a point. Manny WAS giving me some crush vibes and it doesn't help how nice and genuine he is. LIKE IM LITERALLY FALLING FOR HIM. and his mom was a teacher??? I would love to see him more, but just not as another pawn in Janine and Gregory's relationship. but, I knowwwww better. and my girl QUINTAAAA will make us wait.
I think Janine is getting really confortable and friendly with the district crew and it's kind of scary me because if she gets TOO comfortable, she won't want to leave. I think when the fellowship ends, they'll offer her a permanent spot on the team and she'll want to take it but still teach at abbott.
Barbara was so cute this episode, with her makeup. and with how honest she was to the district. as some who works at a high school and has been dealing with a particularly horrible district and administration, Barbaras words hit too close to home. but she realized that the whole district team is essentially just 4 Janines with the power and position to make things happen. and I think she's really opening up to relying on the district more.
omg my girl Melissa. honey., I was so scared every time Gary made a marriage joke. and when he proposed I HAD A HEART ATTACK AND FOR A SPLIT SECOND I THOUGHT MELISSA WAS GONNA SAY YES and the rest of the season would be wedding planning. but as embarrassing and heartbreaking as it was for Melissa, she stayed true to herself and was mature to end the relationship. and my girl just crying made me cryyyyy omg. she looks so sad even though she was the one to break up with Gary, AND I KNOWWWWWW SHE'LL STILL BE HEALING. I don't think this is the last well see of Gary since he goes to the school every Thursday, but I think it'll be the end of their relationship permanently. but now that Melissa knows fs was wants to date and knows she doesn't wanna get married, I think she's gonna be in her exploration phase. HOEEEEE PHASSEEEE. god please send Melissa a gay awakening PLEASEEEEE. she needs a rebound and no better rebound than a woman. that would be so fun and so true to her.
but yeah thats all I think so far. and it was a great epsidose and a great start to an already unpredictable season!!!
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flipphonegoth · 10 months
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i got so lucky with my dog like. truly. it's actually really insane that it worked out so well.
i met SO many shelter dogs and puppies, looking for so long and didnt feel like any of them were The Right One and then at 3am, i stumble across a seemingly sketchy site i've never heard of and find a listing for this random street dog from across the world and he just had sweet eyes and this little fluffy face and immediately knew i wanted him.
did not care that i couldnt meet him first. did not care if i had no testimonials besides what his foster mom of a week had to say and btw she did not speak any english, and i don't speak russian, so the russian lady living in Boston (who had never met him) had to translate for me. i didnt even check if the rescue/site was a scam because i didnt care if i lost the money, i would just be devastated i couldnt get this little sweet puppy. did not care that everyone in my family and all my friends thought i was insane for the entire thing.
like yes, i knew that i realistically had no idea what i was getting into, but it just felt right. and i knew i was in the exact right position to take care of him no matter what. i had planned to take 3-4 months off work in case he needed extra time to get acquainted or if i needed to make adjustments in my home/yard/life. i knew that some rescues can take months to even sit next to their new owner or feel comfortable enough to sleep in the same room. i set up all these different shelters and beds for him around the house so he could hide if he wanted to and dog/baby-proofed everything. it was, like, three weeks from the time i submitted the application and got approved, to the time he arrived. the rescue team in America would send me pictures and videos that his foster mom sent them and give me updates while we were waiting for russia to open the live cargo again. i was so worried i made a mistake and wasnt gonna be able to do it and i would traumatize this poor dog even more.
but then he arrived and within 15 minutes he was laying his head on my lap and he slept with his head on my chest/belly within the hour. i just stayed up watching him breathe and his ears and eyelids twitch and cried. he was so soft and sweet and fluffy and quiet and he had no reason to be trusting. he had endured so much in the first season of his life and faced the unforgiving cruelty of human kind and mother nature and it was really all he knew. and yet, this little baby let me carry him up the stairs (he had never used stairs before 😭) and snuggled up with me despite everything.
and somehow, he is just the perfect fit for me and my life and it blows my fucking mind all the time. im so lucky. im so so lucky. watching him learn how to play with toys and walk on stairs and get used to the leash and see plants/bugs for the first time (it was still all frozen in russia) was so special. he is just so special. he is one of the only things ive ever gotten right. and i was so amazed by the fact that he had suffered so much, survive ld against all odds, and was still so happy and sweet and willing to trust me.
we only know the tip of the iceberg of what he experienced before they were able to rescue him and i have to fill in a lot of blanks and God only knows everything he has encountered and the pain and fear that he has felt. and it still makes me so angry because it should not have happened, ever. no innocent living creature should have to go through even a tenth of what he did. let alone be born into it. he cant understand what cruelty is, doesn't know that some people are just evil and had no way of understanding any of the things that were done to him. animals don't think that way. it literally hurts when i remember what he and his pack went through. it pisses me tf off that he had to work so hard to get to where he is now. i wish i could get my hands on every single person who hurt him or scared him or turned a blind eye. i wish i could torture the monsters who saw these poor animals as pests and inconveniences instead of living beings with feelings who needed help. the government who doesn't persecute animal cruelty or encourage neutering pets, and focused on getting rid of the animals instead of the people who hurt them. but its also the biggest honor to watch him grow and learn and heal. and i also have so much room in my heart for the people who did everything they could to save him and rescued all the dogs they could, and didn't ask for anything in return. the women who made sure he was finally safe for the first time in his life.
i don't think that everything happens for a reason, there is so much brutality and inequity in the world that makes NO sense, but i think that i found his listing for a reason that is bigger than me because he has changed everything for me. he has given me so much and he has no idea. loving him has made me see a lot more beauty in the world and my life has a purpose. i fuck everything up, and he is one of the only things i've ever gotten right. so i just think that the stars aligned this way for a reason. he is so beautiful and im so lucky.
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star-mum · 8 months
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And so we begin
Criminal Minds Pilot Live Star Reaction
Ma’am why would you go just like that???? So fucking shady
Note to self: never stay in a potentially dangerous situation for a fear of being impolite
IVE SEEN THIS MAN BEFORE ! WHATS HIS NAME? A lot of tumblr girlies want to fuck him (good for them)
Gideon ? Is that his name?
THERE HE IS !!! THE TWIN !!!
I forgot his name again but this man is so handsome (the guy we ship with Penelope)
This is already really itching my criminology brain, I would love to take some sort of criminal psychology class
That was a very gentle nail clipping... is he keeping the victims nail clippings? Or like... “taking care” of them before killing them
MORGAN THATS HIS NAME !!!
I’m gonna say the wildest theories/accusations so please bare with me on this case (the worlds dumbest detective makes a comeback)
Okay so there was another voice in the room where they’re keeping the woman, maybe an accomplice BUT taking the “what did I tell you about the tape?” comment, it feels more like a leader/mastermind (?) kinda of thing
Like they are coaching the man we saw in the car to do these, Wax House is very much on the brain so maybe an older brother ?
“The Reid Effect” thats rude
When does his haircut get better ? (Probably ruder)
Also a lot of the victims were white blonde women with blue eyes (at least two of the pictures looked so similar) this could be about a sister or mom that has died, a need to fill that space (and if the relationship wasn’t great, a want to hurt them)
Im thinking about the younger sister cause they also mentioned the killer “dressed” them (idk if in specific type of clothing or just clean new clothes) before dumping the bodies and that can be an indicator of this sense of protection one might feel towards an younger sibling
HOTCH !! THATS THE OTHER GUY TUMBLR WANTS TO FUCK
Oh shit does he clip their nails so if they scratch him, theres less a chance of his dna under their nails ?
We’re 15 minutes in, this is too early to catch the killer
OH IS THAT THE DUDE FROM SUPERNATURAL? The sock puppet dude ? GARTH ? I think his name was Garth
“I don’t send a SWAT team into a house with kids” i like this lady, immediately
They’re not gonna go on a DID lane on ep 1 are they? (I wrote this when the found the Go board)
“Are you a fan of Andrew Baels work?
“No, Im a fan of yours” I KNEW HE WAS GONNA SAY THAT SKSKSKS HAD THE LINE VERBATIM
I love being thrown in the middle of plot with no context (not a read, I genuinely love it)
WE ARENT GOING A DID PLOT ???
HERE SHE IS !!! PENELOPE BABY !!!! “I thought i was calling the office of supreme geniuses” “look gorgeous” AAAAA
I understand the Hotch thing, very gentle dilf vibes from him
See these like password investigating scenes make me feel so much more confident about my own passwords KSKSKSK without going into big detail of course but you could not get my passwords from anything in my room, SPECIALLY if you have limited tries
He knows he’s being followed OR the girl is in the TRUNK ???
“He said it was your idea to keep the girls in the boat” THAT WAS RISKYYYY SIRRRRR
YES !! GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE GIRLIE !!!
“Tiny Tim” KSSKKSSKS
HELLO ???? Well that’s fun 😶
Okay this show has like 16 seasons (im pretty sure it’s still going) so I’m not gonna commit to 22x16 Live Star Reactions, for I am incredibly inconsistent, but this is a dang good show (thank you Sunny @tenpintsofsundrop <33)
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disapprovinghmm · 4 years
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My need to eat today vs my entire spine deciding to be a bigger bitch than normal
FIGHT
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satoriberry · 2 years
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Idk if you still take requests but can you please write suga, kuroo, suna, atsumu and iwa headcanons where they date a foreigner s/o please??!!?!??!🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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↬ Currently growing: What they'd be like if their S/O is a foreigner AKA Non-Japanese!
↬ Pairings: Sugawara Koushi + Kuroo Tetsurou + Suna Rintarou + Miya atsumu x GN!Foreign!Reader
↬ Watch out for: SHITTY WRITING!! + Slightly suggestive in Kuroo's and Atsumi's ig, but other than that, enjoy! <3
↬ Berry's note: Woowoo, working on emptying inbox :> Im so sorry for only writing the first 4 boys, writer's block almost ended me but still thank you for sending in your request lovely anon!!
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• Sugawara Koushi:
- IS EVERY INFATUATED!!!
- Don't get the wrong idea, he treats like a normal person but having a foreign person in rural Japan is such a cool idea to him.
- Asks a lot of questions before you two started dating, about your language, culture, traditions etc and all that stuff of you know about it.
- Asks yoh to teach him curse words (SORRY I SEE HIM SOING THAT LMAO). Uses Google translate if you dont agree to do it but butchers the words so bad 💔
- If anyone says anything weird about you, you bet your ass he's gonna be all up in their face like "AYO YOU'RE SAYING SHIT ABOUT MY S/O, BITCH? 🤨🤨👹"
- Talks about you a lot!!! The Karasuno Male Volleyball team knows everything about you, from your eye colour to how you sometimes have an accent when speaking Japanese and it's the cutest thing ever.
- When he introduces you to the team, the tyranny trio (Noya + Hinata + Tanaka) bombard you with questions.
- The entire time Sugawara is holding on to you by the waist like "They're so lovely, I know <3"
- If you're struggling with Japanese, he'll be so happy to teach you. He feels so special because YOU asked HIM of ALLLLLL people, to help you with Japanese. He likes being your #1 :]
- If you ever feel homesick, he asks you to talk about your experiences there and what you love the most as a way to be positive. Negativity begone! >:D
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• Kuroo Tetsurou:
- Is very interested in you. Treats you like his test subject (I'm sorry-)
- This begins before you two started dating, when you were a newly arrived student at his school. He heard about you through Inouka during practice when he was all "Yeah, and the new student in class ___ is so nice. Apparently, they've been here for [insert time ig] blah blah blah blah" and Kuroo was like "New? Foreign??? Student??? AND NO ONE TOLD ME? HOW AM I GONNA MAKE MY COOL FIRST IMPRESSION???".
- The next day, he approaches in the most extra way (Thinks he's being cool, no he's not 🗿) which was funny to watch and it made you laugh. He felt proud because he didn't even speak yet and you're already laughing. He slowly speaks in Japanese because he assumes you don't know it (kinda like dory in finding nemo).
- There's two ways this could go. Either you respond in perfect Japanese which impresses him so much and he gets flustered by your pure coolness because omg wow you're bilingual??? Or, your Japanese is very limited/not bad but not the best with a very noticable accent, which he has such a soft spot for and he thinks you're so adorable.
- When you two are together, he gets so invested in your origins. Will ask you SO many things. Your family, language, random facts, music, food and a whole lot of stuff. He wants to show you he's very fond of you, and that means everything about you
-Tries to crack a joke in your language but somehow insults you and brings your family into it because GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS NOT RELIABLE!!!1!1!
- If you ever speak on the phone using your mother language, he'll find that hot. Not kidding. Like you could simply be talking to your mom and he'll just watch you with a red face and dopey smile like "Hehehe you're so gorgeous while doing that, are you trying to seduce me hehe <3" LIKE MF IM ASKING HER WHAT DINNER IS GONNA BE TONIGHT
- Omg omg, flirt with him in your first language. He will literally be speechless. At the beginning, he's confused because you're holding his hand with a smirk on your face and wait why is your voice tone so sugar-coated and wait fuck he doesn't understand what you're saying but it seems like you're flirting with him and- Literally do just that and he'll evaporate on the spot pls
- In conclusion, he's a simp 🙄🙄
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• Suna Rintarou:
- We all know Suna for being the absolute (subtle) menace that he is. Mans isnt emotionless, he just waits for the best moments to express himself
- So when he learned that there was a foreign student among the school body, he decided it would be an awesome idea to learn a few phrases and speak to you
- But because he's an absolute dumbass, he used GOOGLE FUCKING TRANSLATE!!! >:/ So many words and phrases were off but he thought he was doing a good job (he recorded himself to see how good he looked and after watching he went, "goddamn, im this hot?? 😩")
- The next day he approached you looking as calm as he usually does but his hair was more tousled and his hands were in his pockets (calls its "canon AFX"). You were like "yes? :]" and the next few words that came out of his mouth were not a normal response
- His butchered pronunciation and inaccurate TRANSLATION TOOL caused him to say "So I learned you arrived in the mail to our school, right 😏?"
- You were genuinely so confused so you asked him to repeat himself again, but it got worse and you couldnt fucking handle the way he was so smug while blatantly addressing you as a parcel that got delivered to the school
- You started to laugh while clenching your stomach, and Suna realised that maybe GOOGLE TRANSLATE isn't the best way to learn a new language. He stood there awkwardly, mentally punching himself as you clung to your desk for support
- After you recovered, you introduced yourself in Japanese which wasn't something he expected. He did the same with his face heating up thinking of how embarrassing he was
- You two couldn't help getting closer and closer everyday, your entire friendship came to be after that....unique 😃 first meeting
- Though, your compatibility was so high that not developing stronger emotions towards each other was inevitable. Btw he was the one who asked you out and confessed (get a mans who invests in you <3)
- During the early stages of your relationship, he asks you random questions about yourself and everytime you answer, he makes sure you can see how focused he is
- Sometimes when you're passionately explaining something from your culture/childhood, he gazes at you with stars in his eyes and his face cracks a tiny smile
- Asks you to teach him cute nicknames and petnames in your language so he can save you as that on his phone (I LOVE THIS IDEA SO MUCH ☹)
- If anyone EVER makes a bitchy comment about you not being Japanese/makes you feel alienated, Sunarin will not hesitate to shittalk that bitch into tears.
- Probably takes language courses so he can talk with you and only you in your first language. Would only flirt tho LMAO
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• Miya Atsumu:
- To him, you're the most perfect human
- Fell in love on the spot after talking to you for the first time. You had a slight accent when speaking and it added so much to your attractiveness to him
- Whenever you talk in your first language, he'll stare at you with stars in his eyes and his mouth slightly open wide. His mind doesn't understand how you can know more than 1 language (or 2, 3 etc) and he thinks that makes you even more cool
- Shows you off a LOT, especially around the volleyball team and they're so fascinated by you. Will rub the fact he has a partner in Osamu's face but mf doesn't even care about that (he asks you what kind of food you eat in your native country tho LMAO)
- This works for him and ONLY HIM: If you're having a fight and you yell at him in your first language, he'll get shy so quickly and he has to leave the room because he doesnt want to show you just how strongly that affected him. He turns red all over and his mind is just rushing with all kinds of thoughts. Honestly, he forgets why you two were even fighting. His brain is just full of "hehe y/n yelled at me <3"
- After he regains his composure, he probably kabedons you or something as revenge but whenever you do that, he's putty in your hands (i can confirm, im miya atsumu)
- If there's anything that you don't understand linguistically, he puffs his chest while explaining it you, plus he thinks you're so cute while listening to him, the cogs in your head turning as you memorize the meaning
- He gave himself the role of being your personal guide. He follows you almost everywhere and is more than ready to explain stuff to you <3
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↬ Berry's after-writing note: Ok so we had a good 3-4 weeks of writer's block and these headcanons may be actually ass but i can work through it :D. thank you again for sending in your request anon <333
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atlabeth · 3 years
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Well first off I just want to say congrats on your 200 followers!!!!! You deserve it. In your prompt list I want to do #32. Can you do a Sokka x fem reader where she is Toph’s older sister and they start dating. It can be apart of the ATLA timeline or modern it’s up to you 😊
come back safe - sokka x fem!beifong reader
summary: you and sokka have to part ways in ba sing se, but he’s not letting you go without saying his piece.
a/n: im just gonna assume that you meant 32 from the fluff list, if you meant angst or general then im sorry!! but thank you sm for requesting :-) and a personal thank you for always sending in asks, your support for transferred means the world!!!
also i did this surprisingly fast?? me getting a request done in a reasonable amount of time?? who am i ???
wc: 1.2k
warning(s): some sad sokka moments and some very intense dramatic irony lmao, but mostly fluff  
32. “Well, it’s a good thing I don’t plan on doing that.”
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Parting from your friends was never easy. Ever since you had run away from home with your sister, Team Avatar had become a surrogate family, and you wouldn’t have it any other way. Toph was a whirlwind in her own way, but Aang, Katara, and Sokka all got her in ways that your parents never had, not to mention how you were finally able to be yourself away from the world of Earth Kingdom nobility. You couldn’t offer Aang any of the earthbending wisdom you sister had in spades, but your skill with blades made you a valuable asset nonetheless.
That connection made it so much harder to separate.
After leaving Gaoling, you had never been apart from the group for longer than a couple of days. But visiting your mother would take at least a week, not to mention everyone else was going off in their own directions — Aang to visit a guru to help control the Avatar State, Sokka to see his dad, Katara staying in the city to aid the Earth King. You would all be saying goodbye for an unprecedented amount of time.
To put it in simple terms? You were freaking out.
You and Toph had gone against direct orders from your parents to join the Avatar, and no sooner had you earned the support of the Earth King when you found out about the letter from your mother. It was.. strange, to say the least.
As Beifongs, you were held to impossible standards, and what the two of you did broke every single one of them. You were skeptical when you first read the letter to Toph, but she was so excited at the possibility of your parents finally coming to accept the two of you that you couldn’t say no.
After taking care of last minute affairs, you ended up back in your room to begin packing. You and your sister would be making the journey on foot, so you wanted to be prepared for anything that could happen — you might’ve just been going through the Upper Ring, but you had come to not discount anything in Ba Sing Se.
You finished folding the last of Toph’s clothes and closed the bag, and at that moment you heard a knock on the door. “It’s open!” you called as you moved onto your own pack. You glanced up to see your visitor, and the corner of your lips quirked up when you saw it was Sokka.
“Hey, you.”
“Hey yourself,” he said as he shut the door behind him. “Listen, do you have a moment to talk? Before you leave, I mean. I know you’re on a tight schedule and all.”
“I always have a moment for you.” You set another article of clothing in your bag and clapped your hands together softly as you turned to face him. “What’s up?”
“I’ve been thinking a lot about where you’re going. You know, you and Toph going to see your mom.”
“Oh, yeah. Exciting, isn’t it? It’ll be an interesting meeting.” You chuckled, a notion lacking in mirth. “Wonder what she’s going to say after we gave up our entire lives to help the Avatar without their permission.”
“Just.. whatever goes on, be safe, okay? If you get hurt out there, I don’t know what I’ll do.”
The sincerity in his voice shocked you a bit, but you gave him a light punch on the shoulder, choosing to shoot back in your usual joking manner. “Well, it’s a good thing I don’t plan on doing that.”
“I’m serious, Y/N.”
You smiled and shrugged as you folded another tunic and placed it into your bag. “Sokka, we’re just going to the edge of the upper ring. You have nothing to worry about!”
He sighed and shook his head. “Look. I don’t have the best track record with people that I’m close to. I couldn’t save my mom, and I couldn’t protect our tribe, and I couldn’t save Yue. It’s like the moment I start to care about anyone, something bad happens to them, and I can’t do anything to stop it. And now you’re going off to the city to see your mom, and even though it’s so close, I just can’t shake this feeling, and I— I don’t know what I’ll do with myself if something happens to you too.”
Your brows creased as the full weight of his words hit you. “Sokka.. are you saying what I think you’re saying?”
He stepped closer and took your hands in his, those ocean eyes holding a softness you had never seen before. “I care about you, Y/N, so much that it hurts. So I know it sounds ridiculous, but I need you to promise me that you’ll come home safe.”
There was only a moment’s hesitation before you tugged on his hands to bring him even closer, your eyes fluttering shut as your lips met his.
“I care about you too,” you responded quietly, a small smile gracing your features. “And I promise I’ll be safe. Just for you.”
“Good.” He smiled as well and gave you another soft kiss, one that quickly became more heated as you got lost in each other. You could feel the pure emotion, the sadness, that he poured into it, and that feeling made you want to give this boy everything in the world. You had almost tuned out the world completely until the door was pushed open and Aang’s voice rang through the air.
“Sokka, are you almost ready? I saw you come in h— oh, spirits, I’m so sorry!”
You and Sokka immediately separated, jumping apart from each other so quickly you nearly tripped over your own feet. You quickly gathered yourself and leaned against the table your bags were set on, giving Aang an easy-going smile in an attempt to cover up your breathlessness.
“Aang!” Your voice was unnaturally high as you used your hands to talk. “He was just… checkin’ in on me. Making sure that I was ready. Just.. nothing going on here. Just.. two friends.. bein’ friends. And.. gettin’ ready. As friends.”
You could hear Sokka snort behind you as he tried to keep his composure as well — Aang, meanwhile, was as red as a fire ferret as he began to back away.
“You know, I can just come back later! Or you can come to me, Sokka. Whenever you’re ready. I won’t tell anyone, I promise!” He gave you guys one last slightly panicked smile then darted off, causing the two of you to dissolve into laughter.
You glanced at Sokka with a shy smile as you felt your cheeks burning up, and that just made him laugh even harder. “Think he’ll keep that promise?”
You sighed happily and shrugged. “You know what? I don’t even care. And I think I’ll try extra hard to stay alive if it means there’s more kisses like that in the future.”
Sokka gave you a heart-melting smile and walked over to the door. “Just come home safe, and you’ll get all the kisses you want.”
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tetsuski · 3 years
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interruption
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pairing : kuroo x reader
warning : none
summary : everytime you get close to him someone just decided to interrupt.
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"pssstt... psst... y/n!" you're trying so hard focus on your chemistry class but a boy behind you keep on bothering you
"what?" looking over your shoulder to send him a glare.
"do you understand what he's saying?" kuroo asked
"i would if you shut the fuck up " you snapped .
" you know i can always tutor you after school right? i am the best after all " he said leaning back onto his chair.
"just say you're lonely and get it over it" rolling your eyes jokingly. "also if i keep coming over to your house everyday people gonna start assuming shit" you said
"assume what exactly?" he grinned
"that we.. you know..." hands gesturing to the two you
"no i don't know, y/n. please, enlighten me." crossing his arms leaning on his chair with a knowing smile on his face. you choose to ignore his words and taking one of his pen on his desk and clicking in.
"and what do you want in return?" you asked trying to change the subject. fully turning your body to faced him
he hold his chin with his fingers acting like he's thinking "hmmm let me think. mayb-" but a voice interrupted him
"kuroo. l/n." the teacher said in a firm tone "do any of you have anything you want to share with the class?" pointing around the class
"no sir" you both answer looking down on lap
"one more strike and i will send you both to the principal office" he warned. teacher turn around and continues his lessons
kuroo took this opportunity and leans forward arms on his desk whispering in your ear a again "so... is that a yes?" you rolled your eyes at his antics twisting your body facing him and giving him a middle finger.
he smiled
'damn why can't i say no to this boy? did he put a spell on me or something?'
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bell rings
finally the class ended
"so you're coming right?" walking towards the exit along side kuroo
" yeah, wait hold on i gotta text my mom im going home late-" stopping on your track in the middle of a hallway
"oi kuroo-senpai!!" hear a shout from a tall dude waving his hands "we're going to practice today are you coming?!" he shouted with his hands around his lips.
kai realise kuroo is talking to you so he smack levs head upside down " dont you see he's talking to someone ??" suddenly the tall dude sprinted towards you "sorry for interrupting!" bowing down right in front of you and kuroo
you stood there confused. exchanging glances with kuroo
what tf is this kid doing in 3rd grade area?
he shrugged
"isn't the basketball team are the ones that's using the gym today?" kuroo asked.
you see the rest of his friends approaching both of you too
"no they all left sparring with another school right after lunch earlier" yaku answer.
"yeah dude, are you free today?" yamamoto asked
you and kuroo look at each other
"no, actually i have a study dat-"
"he is..yeah.. im just gonna walk home now " you both said at the same time
you pat his shoulder walking away from the group but kuroo grab ur wrist stopping you
"or... you can come see us practice" he suggested "and then we can go my house to study"
"yeah l/n i think you've never seen us practice before " yaku pointed out. "i mean... you're pretty close with our captain it's only fair..." he trailed off
before you can respond with anything someone else's voice chimes in "hi kuroo-san's lover, im lev. sorry for interrupting you that wasn't very polite of me." eyes crinkled in a smile holding out his hands for you to shake
you froze
his what?
"i- me- him-umm were not-"
kuroo interrupted "okay... we should get going now " taking your backpack off your shoulder as he pushes the tall underclassmen from behind urging him to walk faster
you feel heat creeping up to your cheeks
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the rest of the team went to the locker room to change clothes but kuroo keeps walking towards the gym with your bag over his shoulder
there's definitely a thick tension in the air
he opens the gym door and walk into the area with you trailing behind him. putting both his and your bag on the floor near the exit
" hey sorry i dragged you into this " he turned around takes off his tie
"it's fine.. haha.." rubbing your neck
he starts unbuttoning his shirt revealing his white undershirt.
you gulped.
you feel like you're about to explode
"tetsu- w-what are you doing?" backing up to a wall turning your head to your left
"what?" tilting his head genuinely confused
and then it clicks
you are flustered...
an idea came up in his head
he approach you slowly with a teasing grin spread across his face
shrugging his school uniform off his shoulder
"well... since i didn't bring my usual sports outfit im thinking i could just use this" gesturing to his t-shirt.
"you don't mind, do you?" he leans in a bit closer
fuck you both are so close with each other now.
so close yet so far. all you have to do is lean in just a bit
so you did.
almost
SLAM
suddenly the door slammed open followed by a voice " kuroo-san~ can you help me with my spike again?" said lev.
you pulled away from each other "y-yeah, sure"
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whaleofatjme1920 · 2 years
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(Letter to spy, platonic, im a relative of miss pauling, im also heavily crushing on scout)
Dear, spy
Or whatever your real name is. How are you doing? Hows the team? How is... Jeremy doing? I wanted to write a letter to engie at first but i figured he would be busy so i decided to just write one to you :)
Pauling is sick right now and the administrator wants me to replace her in over seeing you folks for a bit. Pauling really wants to go but im forcing her to stay put in bed or else her flu and fever is gonna get a whole lot worse. Im, of course, trying my best to take care of her, i got my moms best soup recipe out and im writing this as im cooking hehe.
Will be seeing you and the gang soon, tell jeremy i said hi please.
-lots of kinda friendly love,
Allison <3
Ps.
Im bringing extra soup, trust me its good soup.
[Disclaimer: Letters To Those you Hold Dear is a special event I'm holding from December 9th - December 21st at 11:59 PM. Find guidelines here so you can send a letter or two to those you hold dear <3]
Chère Allison,
I hope this letter finds you well and in good health. My true name is none of your concern, you do not need to address me by it. Myself and the team are doing as well as you expect us to be doing around the holidays. Helen has been relatively gracious with us and paused the matches. While I enjoy my work, it is admittedly nice to have some time to myself in my smoking room. Jane and Pyro are driving me mad, but I do enjoy speaking with Dell every now and then. He's surprisingly well versed in the arts. Dell isn't that busy. I am more than certain he would love to speak with you.
Anyways, Jeremy is doing just fine. He's excited for Smissmas and has been talking about it nonstop. He sent out some packages for his mother and his horde of brothers as he won't be back home in Boston until after the actual day. I'll be heading with him to pay ma petit chou fleur a visit. Do you have a specific message for me to tell Jeremy? I'm more than certain you do. I'll say you miss him very much and can't wait to see him again, how happy he makes you - I jest.
Or do I?
I hope Miss Pauling feels better soon. I can't remember the last time that poor woman had a break. Take care of her for... All of us and our sakes. Tell your mother I said thank you in advance.
Je vous envoie mes amicales pensées,
S.
P.S. Of course I'll let him know you said hello. I can't get him to sit down when he has an inkling you've asked about him. I think he likes you.
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pencilscratchins · 3 years
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pls,,,, water my crops with wu/mako uno reverse au hcs
look the reverse wu/mako universe has many wonderful possibilities.. here is just one way it can go....
- wu’s parents were two earthbenders, killed when he’s young so he lives with his aunt who is terrible & abusive, so he runs away and lives on the streets. 
- wu is still a nonbender, but he’s super clever and charismatic so he’s able to pull off a ton of scams for the triad, who he joins for self preservation. he never becomes that good at fighting but he’s certainly more a little more physically capable than canon wu. (also i like the idea he learns how to chi block bc he found out his mom was once a kyoshi warrior). after a job almost gets him arrested, he realizes he’s gotta get out of there.
- he doesn’t have a resume obviously, so he just talks his way into convincing the arena to give him a job as a match announcer. 
- korra still sneaks out to see a probending match, but this time wu sees how into it she’s getting in the stands so he’s like “LOVE your energy queen let’s kick it, get some noodles ALSO why do you look so familiar?” shes like “oh im the avatar” and hes like “omg do you know kyoshi”
- they become friends because they’re chaotic energies just vibe and wu gets her a spot on probending team (the other members of which i still don’t know) 
- tenzin is less than thrilled about the union but he cannot shake him off.
- wu cant cross the street (hes gay) so asami still runs into him.but shes a stan so shes like “oh! I know what voice! let me make it up to you! can i take you shopping or to dinner?” and wu knows a trust fund kid when he sees one so hes like “oh we’re gonna be friends”
- then, of course, he introduces his two friends and korra falls instantly into Simp Behavior because uhhhh the last time she saw a girl that pretty, it was just pictures of katara in her 20’s so she did not need to form words in her presence.
- now, since the premiere krew is korra and her nonbending buddies, the amon storyline could have a lot of wu & korra going undercover, and since now theyre all consciously queer a lot of frank dicussion about asami’s relationship with her dad.
- meanwhile in the earth kingdom, mako’s father was the younger son of the earth king, so nobody minds when he marries a woman from the fire nation. but his older brother dies before he can have kids so mako’s the crown prince before he even starts bending.
- when they find out hes a firebender, they’re like “oh UH FUCK” and instantly cover that up and say he’s a nonbender bc the earth kingdoms a little backwards.
- mako’s trying to convince himself that he’s cool with this, he’s fine he can sacrifice that for his country, but bolins always like you deserve better bro :(
- with the fall out after amon, their parents think its a good idea for the boys to represent the earth kingdom in republic city so they send them along.
- tenzin thinks its important to maintain good relationships with the other world leaders so he offers them a place to stay at the air temple. bolin loves the aesthetic so he forces them to accept.
- korra & bolin still hit it off right away, but korra thinks makos a fuddy duddy with no sense of humor so she cant stand him. wu on the other hand is like “oh that is a man”
- mako and korra eventually talk and realize they both lead super sheltered lives and shes like “you just have to get out there and experience things and live your truth or whatever”
- makos is inspired so he starts to get up super early and practice his firebending with the air temples tools n shit, thinking no one will see him.
- except wu is a weird twink with no concept of boundaries or sleep schedule so he catches him one morning and is like “i have an amazing idea, let me sneak you into a pro bending team! I’ve done it before I’ll do it again!” (this is totally inspired by this fic btw)
- thats all she got folks. That’s all she got.
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elysianslove · 3 years
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first of all can i just say congrats on the 500 like i'm so happy for you and you absolutely deserve it (huge bear hug :) ) now i had this crazy hcs idea and i immediately thought of you so long story short how would Karasuno , Aoba Johsai and Nekoma react to their sweet manager having powers similar to those of scarlet witch (marvel) or mirajane strauss (fairytail anime) feel free to pick whichever one is easier and thank you so much for indulging my crazy request. love u lots - safiyah <3333
oh my goodness thank you sm for your words here’s a bear hug <3 also also i was literally just thinking just how cool it would be to have like a supernatural au haikyuu thing and then you send me this wow we on some mind reading shit. anyways i really hope you like this. sorry it’s like hq on crack if you want a serious one lemme know hsjkhsk
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karasuno high
they lose their shit. 
every single one of them. 
mentally they’re all like 12 (except daichi and mqybe ennoshita) so i definitely think they’d have a very childish reaction to it. 
it’s so endearing though. 
they find out while walking you home one night: it’s very stormy and they just wanted to make sure you get home safe because they worship the ground you walk on. cue like a fucking billboard nearly falling on you and the group of boys and your instincts just kick in and you stop it mid air. 
noya’s still screaming even after everyone’s just gone silent and is gawking at the fact a billboard (or whatever the object is i can’t think rip) is hovering above them. in mid air. because of you. what the fuck? 
daichi’s blood pressure drops he’s like somebody catch me im about to faint wtf is going on. 
you kinda freak and just toss it away and run your way back home, as far away from the boys as possible. 
but alas, you’re their manager, and you have duties to fulfill. so you show up to practice the next morning terrified for your life. 
you’re not really sure why you’re so scared and nervous. you just are? it’s a huge part of who you are and it’d be a big bummer if the most important boys in your life didn’t accept it. 
noya greets you with a really big hug
tanaka’s so loud but what’s new <3 
daichi and suga just come up to you and gently ask if you’re okay because you ran off so quick yesterday
they all act super normal during practice but you can tell
you can tell
they want to ask so many questions they’re gonna explode 
after practice, when coach ukai and takeda leave, and it’s just you, kiyoko, and the boys, it’s s o quiet. you would hear a pin drop. 
you just sigh and go “you can ask” 
your poor eardrums </3 
they’re so fascinated by everything you say 
kiyoko’s like “i had a hunch” like how do u have a hunch about something like this anyways what a queen
noya’s like “make me fly” 
and tsukki in the back “drop him on his ass pls” 
they definitely make you do so many things for them with it 
cleaning duty is now on you because hello !! you can move things with your mind !! 
kags doesn’t get it. he’s like. ok? and ? i can set volleyballs perfectly, hinata can jump really high despite his height, she can move things with her mind? so what? 
i love him 
they’re also crazy good at keeping it a secret? 
not hinata tho he slips up so often like thank god the secret isn’t realistic or believable
he’ll be like “oh yeah? well our manager can move things with her mind!” 
and suga just has to usher him away with a pained smile like “yeah she’s so incredible haha” while doing that thing moms do where they squeeze or pinch your shoulder if they’re mad at you in public 
it feels like a weight lifted off your shoulders when they find out because the closer you grew to these boys, the more they felt like family to you.
aoba johsai
my favorite team 
i hc makki as someone that smokes weed. pls don’t try to convince me otherwise. look at him. he’s a pothead <3 
this is going somewhere i swear.
so you’re a 3rd year manager, meaning you’ve been with these boys a while now, specifically the third years of the team, so y’all are pretty close. 
how they find out: it’s like 3am on a weekend, the seijoh 4 and some of the second years. you’d baked a cake with like all of them all at once in the kitchen, so it was now a mess, so you’re attempting to clean it up as fast as you can the way you know best — with your hands and your mind. makki walks in, high as shit, sees this and just. 
“damn must be the weed.” 
you don’t hear him. so. uh oh. 
he was probably sent there by iwa to get water or something, so iwaizumi walks in and just yells so loud “what the fuck!” 
it’s like they’re all summoned by this. they eventually all pile into the kitchen and you’re literally just frozen in fear with pots and pans and utensils and specks of flour hovering by you. and then you maintain eye contact with iwa as you lift one hand and direct the pans into a cupboard and slowly shut it. 
“so it’s not the weed?” 
they honestly. don’t act any different tbh 
it’s like an added feature of yours that they appreciate. 
oikawa asks you to read his mind to test if what happened that night was real and you just lift him up from off his seat. 
“i asked you to read my mind tho hm” 
yeah mind reading is just a regular thing now. they will slyly ask you to read the other team’s minds during a match and you’re like no that’s cheating. but you do. and you subtlety give them advice. like “hm i wonder if that team’s gonna do this specific attack” 
also oikawa asks (read:begs) u to like help them make it through to nationals
you say “will it feel like a true accomplishment if i do?” 
shuts his pretty face up <3 
they also make you like. toss volleyballs to them. but with your mind. multiple of them. they take it as some stupid challenge idk these boys are dumb i love them 
they also love throwing things at. YOU. LIKE WTF? 
like haha dodgeball but it’s a group of 6’0+ athletes against just. you. 
sounds fair 
they also become insanely protective of you after they find out. idk how that clicks w them but. yes. 
especially mattsun and iwa ? like men. relax.
anyways they would abuse the shit out of your powers genuinely but it’s okay it’s out of love <3
nekoma high
they. they’re idiots. all of them. 
kuroo would probably be like but scientifically ! this makes zero sense 
omg kenma would lose his MIND. 
HES A GAMER BRUH 
HED BE OBSESSED W YOU.
but lowkey bc none of that simp shit </3 
ooou okay so you’re at a training camp and they sneak you in with them so you guys can play truth or dare 
bc yk. you’re kids. 
and y’all are going around and you just pick truth and someone asks what’s the biggest secret you’ve ever kept from us and they expect some dirty shit they’re nasty smh 
and then you straight up go “i can move things w my mind” 
and theyre like ok miss stop playin fr 
keep in mind it’s dark as hell in the dormitory and eerily quiet and you shift one of the chairs in there, and it squeaks loudly
yamamoto jumps and looks at you w so much fear in his eyes. “that wasn’t you” 
“bet?” 
and then suddenly all chairs are moving all at once and yamamato deadass screams 
kuroo’s shrugging like. “it’s just the wind,” like ur not in a closed off room w all the windows shut whatever u say sir <3 
lev’s like
gone into shock. seriously someone go get him water or something. 
when morning comes they’re all like hella scared to approach you except kenma and kuroo bc kenma— is in awe. kuroo — does not believe it. 
you’re kinda :( that they’re scared of you and you approach them after the day is over and just apologize, and tell them you didn’t mean to scare them and that you’d never hurt them or even consider it. 
they do a 180 bruh they just all go “awwwwww” and suffocate you in a group hug so you shove them all off for good measure lmao 
kuroo still doesn’t believe it until you save his ass in broad daylight and he’s like ok maybe it wasn’t fake so what sue me 
whenever there are training camps where other schools come they beg u to help them prank the boys 
especially bokuto and hinata 
and you do obviously 
it’s hilarious watching them scream as something moves slightly. you never do it that it’s suspicious just enough to be like did that happen or is my mind messing w me rn 
scarlet witch also has the ability to mess w people’s mind in the literal sense and whenever one of the boys pisses you off particularly you just make them see their biggest fear 
kenma asks you to reenact some of his favorite gameplays for him
it’s literally just roleplay and you couldn’t care less someone catches the two of you you’re no pussy you can admit when you’re having fun 
overall a very chaotic reaction 
they don’t treat you any different they’re just like 100x more hyped about who you are. like the fact that you’re their manager is already a blessing and now this !!! 
incredible <3333
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-Chapstick- Pansy Parkinson x Female Reader
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   Kody: the lesbians have risen
  Request: pansy x reader where they are friends & reader loves chapsticks very much because chapped lips also the taste and the smell are cute ?? and then she has different variants of it. Pans could smell it sometimes when she purposely gets closer, got curious one time and asked for it and she casually gave it. One time Pans asked what flavour was the one on her lips right now because it's different from the usual??? and reader was like see for yourself and then they ki- IM SO GAY FOR PANSY PARKINSON - 💐
  House: Slytherin
  Possible Triggers / Warnings: lesbian power couple baby, cursing, y/n being a bottom, making out. 
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   since day one you had been best friends with Pansy Parkinson. Even in your small little friend group that consisted of Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, and Theodore Nott, you just gravitated towards Pansy more. Maybe it was because you were both girls or the fact that you had met her first.
   throughout your school years you and Pansy were like a power duo. Some were scared, some wanted your title, and the rest despised you both. Even with all the popularity you weren’t mean or cude to people who didn’t deserve it. Kill them with kindness is what you’d always say.
   around your 6th year is when you enveloped your slight chapstick addiction. You had noticed your lips become more flaking and chapped as you grew up so over the summer when you visited america you bought a pack with a variety of different flavors. 
   Pansy made fun of you at first because of how quickly you had started to buy more and more until you had a collection. After all the teasing you two developed a sort of game you could say. Anytime Pansy could smell the chapstick on you she would try and guess what scent it was.
   at first it was cute and friendly, but out of nowhere she would grab your face and bring it close to hers so she could smell the chapstick. It would be so sudden and make your stomach twist in a way you had never felt before, especially when she would send you a wink after she backed away. 
   after a lot of thinking and ‘therapy’ sessions with Theo you had come to the conclusion that you had fell for your best friend. It was very cheesy, but it was true. Pansy Parkinson had stolen your heart and you terrified at the power she held over you.
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   7th year
   you were practically running towards the field, hoping the outfit you chose would keep you warm enough in the nippy weather. You did not want to be late to Draco and Blaises quidditch match against Gryffindor. Of course you cheered on your friends, who wouldn’t?
   you began to climb up the stairs to make your way into the stands. Once you make it to the top you gaze through the crowd and spot the familiar black haired female leaning back to look up at the sky. She looked very focused on something in the sky.
   Pansy was wearing a large black sweater with some kind of white t-shirt sticking out from the bottom with matching black pants and shoes. She looked in casual clothes- in anything really. You make your way through the crowd, pushing past a couple people while mumbling ‘excuse me’ and such.
   you take a seat next to Pansy who looks back down to face you “Thought you weren’t gonna show. You look nice by the way” she comments and you shake your head. You were wearing a black crop with matching pants and a oversized navy blue hoodie. 
   your stomach twist like many times before. “Thanks” you reply before suddenly realizing you were missing a friend “Where’s Theo?” you ask. Pansy lifts up her hand to point in front of her. You follow her finger until you spot the back of Theos head “He wanted to be closer to watch Blaise”
   you nod once before you heard Lee Jordan begin the announcements.
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   while watching a breeze blew past you and towards Pansy. The Slytherin girls nose scrunched up as she smelled something, something fruity? (because your gay duh) She turns to look at you, brown eyes narrowed. You felt her eyes on you and face her “What?-” 
   Pansy grabs your face with both of her hands. You could feel the cold metal of the rings she wore against your cheek. Pansy leans in close, her nose centimeters from your mouth. You could hear her sniff as your face began to feel hot. 
   she was so close. The smell of hrt minty breath from her gum she had been chewing made everything in your body flare up. It was only a second, but felt like hours before she pulled away “Your wearing strawberry” Pansy had a cocky smirk on her face as she spoke, her hands slowly falling from your face
   you blink mindlessly as you reach into the packet of your jacket. You pull out the tube of strawberry chapstick. Pansy’s smirk only grows wider “Knew it, what's my prize?” she asked. Your face twist a bit. A prize? She had never asked for one before.
   “What do you want?”
   “A Kiss”
   your mouth opens a bit to speak, but you choke on your words instead. Pansy lets out a chuckle and turns to face forward again “I’m only kidding”
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   you were walking alongside Pansy, Theo, Draco and Blaise. You were all leaving the quidditch field and head back to the common room. Slytherin had won and the team was going out for butterbeer at the three broomsticks. Draco and Blaise had opted out saying they wanted to celebrate with close friends.
   just you guys, how sweet.
   “So- did Y/n and Pans. I flew past you guys and for a brief second and i swore i saw you guys making out” Draco spoke making Blaise and Theo laugh. “You guys were what now? I knew you were close, but no that close damn” Draco adds were made the boys laugh even harder.
   you roll your eyes playfully and walk behind behind Draco. He doesn’t see you as you wack the back of his head “Ow!” he exclaimed. Pansy chuckles “We were not making out by the way. I was smelling her chapstick” she explains. The boys nod and silence consumes you all after that.
   that is until Theo speaks up “That’s still gay”
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   you all spent the night together, talking, goofing around, and drinking firewhiskey. It was a fun idea at the time, but you all got wasted more than you’d like to admit. Your E/c eyes open slowly and your met with skin? You lift your head up, you were laying on top of Pansy.
   Y/n.exe has stopped working
   she was wearing her black flannel pants as well as her matching sports bra. Your heart might have stopped right then and there. You look down at what you were wearing and noticed you only had your undergarments and Pansy’s sweater that she had worn at the game. 
   before having time to freak the hell out you heard the black haired girl mumble under you “morning” she mumbles, her eyes opening slowly. You give her a half smile before sitting up “Um- how did- how did i end up here?” you ask. Pansy uses her elbows to prop herself up.
   she pushes her bangs from her face. They had began to grow over her eyes, but refused to cut them after you said you liked them longer. “You got a bit tipsy so i brought you here to rest. As well as those three” she says and points to the floor. You raise a brow and crawl to the edge of the bed.
   on the floor was Blaise and Theo cuddling on the ground. Cute. Draco was laying next to Blaise curled up in a ball with a blanket over him. Also cute. “Damn, i guess you played mom for a bit huh?” you joke, sitting back down on the bed. 
   Pansy shrugs her shoulders “You could say that. Your hug things in your sleep, did you know that?”
   “I’m sorry what?”
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   later in the day you were in your own dorm room studying for an exam in charms you had the next day. While writing down a few notes you heard your door open. You place the quill down and turn in your chair to see Pansy at the door. 
   she had on a black t-shirt with a sheer long sleeve one underneath, black pants with a white dragon that stopped above her ankles and black socks with checkered vans. Pansy had a plate of food in each hand “Theo told me you hadn’t eaten lunch yet so i brought you some.”
   “You look cute by the way” she adds with a wink
   you smile lightly and pat the chair next to yours “I’m guessing you came to eat with me as well?” you ask and she nods, taking a seat. She places the plate of food in front of you and places her down as well. Pansy began to move your textbooks around as you reached into the pocket off your black jeans.
   you pulled out your new chapstick ‘fruit punch’ and took off the cap. You smear it on your bottom lip before popping the cap back on and into your pocket while rubbing both your lips together to apply it evenly. Pansy smells something fruity again and smiles lightly.
   except for this smelt different. Way different. Nothing you had worn before.
   Pansy looks at you as you grab a fork with a amused smirk “New chapstick?” she asked. You noticed her playful tone. Turning in your sea you face Pansy “Maybe, maybe not” you say vaguely, shrugging your shoulders. Pansy rolls her eyes and faces you too.
   like last time she reaches up and grabs your face, pulling it close to hers. You hear her sniff just like before, but this time her eyebrows furrow “What the fuck is that?” she asks, making you laugh quietly “Can’t figure it out?” you tease. Her brown eyes narrow into a glare “Shut up” she hisses.
   what a baby
   Pansy stays like that for a couple seconds before exhaling loudly “What the hell is it” she grumbles. A risky idea popped into your mind in an instant. It was dumb, but you were so tired of just being friends with her. You were willing to risk it all in one question.
   “See for yourself then”
   you couldn’t really remember much between the the couple seconds of silence. All you remember is Pansy’s lips on your feverishly. She leaned into kiss you deeper, making you almost fall out the chair. She was not taking it slow in the slightest.
   As Pansy’s mouth moves against yours she leans down and uses her hands to scoop up your thighs. She lifts you up and you wrap your arms around her waist tightly, making Pansy let out a muffled noise. You felt a hard surface hit your back and assumed Pansy had leant you against the wall.
   Pansy ran her tongue against your bottom lip. You open your mouth slightly for her and Pansy’s tongue slipped into your mouth instantly. You felt a cold piece of metal on your tongue that connected to hers. It took you a second to process what it was.
   she had a tongue piercing
   “You have a tongue piercing?” you ask between hot kisses. You feel her smirk against your lips as one hand traces circles on your exposed stomach. She pulls away for a moment “Yeah. Problem?” she questions, panting slightly. You shake your head quickly “Nope- it’s just really hot”
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   an hour later
   “You owe me ten galleons” Draco spoke.
   Blaise groans and reaches into his pocket to dig out the money and place it in his hands “Yeah, yeah whatever” he grumbles.
   Theo smiles happily “I’m so happy for them!”
   Draco nods slowly “I’m pretty sure the whole house heard them though”
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   Taglist: @the--queen-of-hell @sonbelleame @dracosathenaeum @pxroxide-prinxcesss 
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   Kody- lesbian things lesbian things. Anyways request are open, peace.
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omg unironically would love to hear u expand on this
ABSOLUTELY!!! im gonna go ahead n put all this under the cut cuz i have a feeling it'll get long lol
so overall i think that its clearly established by this point that mac and dennis are the will-they-won't-they (i know i know) relationship ... but dee and charlie, while they are framed as such As A Joke every now and then, are definitely not lol. i am really fascinated by their dynamic though because i think it is loaded with commentary on both media and society and how all these expectations can culminate in this fucked up web of a relationship that dee and charlie have spun.
like to me.. dee and charlie have shown time and time again that the introduction of any romantic/sexual aspects into their dynamic fucks it up and not even in that classic rom-com way... like in a way that's genuinely weird and off-putting when it goes there LOL. (so it does a great job at pointing out weak spots in the typical sitcom/romcom het relationship tropes) whereas with mac/dennis it's the opposite! the lack of action on the romantic/sexual tension between them is what actively sabotages that relationship and makes things difficult between them n makes their dynamic frustrating to watch esp in more recent seasons. at this point, i think the writers are aware that they have made all the points/commentary they could possibly make by pitting these two dynamics against one another, so i do hope they're going in a direction where they're breaking out from that (it seems that way at least). but anyway... so that's the interpretation i have of the two dynamics as a whole!
and i basically have two key chardee/macdennis comparisons that i use to support my interpretations here... the first is with Gets Held Hostage and the contrast between how charlie talks to dee after the team switch versus how mac and dennis handle it...
that interaction between mac/dennis from the start shows us that they are in sync and on a similar wavelength which puts them at ease even in this very intense situation. and the framing of this scene supports that subtext very well! the shot is close up and we have both of them in the frame holding steady eye contact the entire time.. this is an honest and strong line of communication they've got between them. even when mac says "i love you" and it goes unreciprocated, i personally think it's weirdly sweet that he doesn't let dennis just stand there n expect him to react a certain way so he just sorta sends dennis off when it's clear dennis is thrown off.
then there's charlie/dee's interaction, which right off the bat is vastly different. the framing of their interaction does not give off that same openness. instead of one shot with the both of them facing one another where we can see both their faces, we get entirely over the shoulder shots between the two of them... this indicates that there is not really the same honesty here that's happening between mac and dennis (which is then paid off when we see charlie just used the 'back office plan' to ditch dee lol) ... framing aside, charlie is speaking in a rushed way that gives dee no time to think or breathe.. this is intentional because he doesn't WANT her to take any time to think! so he overloads her with as much information and stimulus as possible (kissing her then slapping her ..) with basically zero chances for her to explain herself or take any agency in this situation.
then with Dines Out vs Rules the World...
in Rules the World, charlie very quickly begins treating dee like a servant... this, to me, speaks to his deeper issues with women in general. it makes perfect sense considering how he saw his mom treated growing up for him to have this expectation from women, that they should be there to serve and it's not good enough for them just to exist if they're not doing anything. charlie says all his frustration is coming from all the pressure on him... but the thing is he doesn't HAVE to be doing all the shit he's doing. it's a video game. and frankly, he could be including dee in the whole thing more, and having some communication there would have likely prevented dee "betraying" him at the end... but he tells us directly WHY he never thinks to include her because he thinks she is incapable of being anything more than a "stupid kept housewife"... when charlie said he could get dee her mink coat... it's not because he wants to serve HER needs (dee's need with the coat being to feel that she is special and that she is someone to be respected because she is missing this from her relationship with charlie right from the start) but rather to serve his own needs, if he keeps Dee happy (on the barest minimum level possible) then she will continue to do as he asks without complaint, which is how he prefers her to be.
even in Misses the Boat, over time the sorta 'wholesomeness' that came off from Chardee's interactions the first time around wear off fast... like Charlie REALLY isn't that supportive of dee and her dreams or ambitions. to me, it seems like he's sorta testing the waters for how little work he has to do in order to get what he wants from her. he's checking out how low her bar is, and it's pretty low.
compare this to Dines Out and mac and dennis' thing about the karaoke machine and singing... that whole conflict is something that dennis could've easily not brought up again because clearly mac had already forgotten about the whole thing by the time dennis was giving the speech LMAO. but dennis still felt it was important to make that heartfelt moment up to mac... again, it doesn't really serve any self-interest of Dennis to do so... if anything it takes away from his own spotlight, but he did it anyway! (so yeah the bar isn't Much Higher for mac than it is for dee, but the difference in intention between charlie/dennis matter here to me!)
and speaking of the macdennis singing thing... i believe starting with episode one of season fifteen this trend only continues based on the blocking/framing of the scenes with charlie and dee compared to mac and dennis as well!
for example.. in most of the shots with charlie/dee, they are often on different levels (ex: charlie standing while dee sits) or overall not showing that theyre in sync (not giving us much of a "visual harmony" if u will..) like charlie constantly moving around to get beer or the fireworks while dee is basically sat listening the entire time... the two of them are basically only in frame together when they Have to be. its all show!
compare this to mac and dennis who are in sync the entire time, sans the scene where dennis is explaining briefly how 2020 affected the bar to Gary... but after that its p much.. when dennis sits, mac sits. when dennis stands, mac stands. their fuckin guitars are even lined up perfectly in the shot of them off in the corner looking at dennis' phone... like. that shot itself of the two of em choosing to still be joined at the hip when theyre not even in the frame speaks volumes to me of where their relationship was at that point.
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hae interrogationes multae respondeant quia demens .
if you read this entire ask post you deserve a gold star and financial recompensation
Um, Obviously because when you’re adopted by a white guy you automatically become white duhhh
this is about this post lmao and yeah youre absolutely right, you have to hand your poc card in when you get adopted by a white guy.
Do you think Cass would listen to Yanni, the YouTube channel epic symphonic rock, or some other stuff? There's some cool mashups but idk if that's up your alley, I kinda feel like I'm pushing it with my weird taste of music by recommending an orchestra cover of metal, but i just love that sort of thing and mashups :P @harvestyourcherries 
i haven’t heard of that? but in my personal (correct) opinion steph listens to classical music, and then both modern and older, and then also stuff like black sabbath, iron maiden, but also hardrock and hardcore. i like the idea of cass just liking the most extreme screaming songs full of noise and then also listen to pachelbel’s 370th sonata yanno? THANK YOU for the rec tho
speaking of ur cass playlist hc...reminds of the time (yesterday) i found 2 playlists randomly on spotify from the same user. one was abt 3 hours of instrumental/classical "dark" & "nostalgic" music. the other almost 11 hours of nothing but hardcore bass/synth/electronic music. just an incredible tightrope act to put on in public. the synth one was also called like "psalms for synth sluts" which is Also incredible
tbh i LOVE synth SO MUCH like for no reason at all but then also cannot handle a poppy electronic beat lmao. but this seems like the kinda thing i’d do but just in one (1) playlist bc i just sort songs by vibe instead of genre? that’s how i end up with britney spears and billy ray cyrus in the same playlist. 
Oh, I want Kate Kane playlist next! It would be amazing if you could do one when you have time and will 🙏
how rude would it be of me to just say no? like sorry kate but idk you and also you seem way too keen on the us military for an institution that homophobically targeted you? (and also commits war crimes) but let’s unpack the fact that the institution that caused the death of your mom and sister and also got you blacklisted for being gay is still one you align with???
'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' --- when i tell you i fucking screamed LOL!!!!!!! i can imagine the cameraman not knowing if he should cut to commercial or keep it on these two weirdos fighting on stage (bruce definitely ruffled dick's hair/noogied him right?? 
about this post but yeah lmao. this cameraman just turns to like the audience to get a reaction and it’s just multiple moments of CLEAR shock.
you are the only funny person on this hellsite
how egotistical is it for me to say that i get this ask multiple times a month? bc it literally happens so often it’s hilarious to me.
Wish there was more john/Bruce content 😔😔😔 was so hungry I actually looked at canon media 😔😔😔 (Justice League Dark babeeeyyyyyy)
check out batman: damned for some mediocre content but at least it’s john/bruce (also very interesting story and stuff, just got very >:( over this weird part where harley quinn tried to r*pe bruce or something? it’s not for everyone)
dick grayson but he's nicki minaj
his anaconda don’t want none,,, unless...... 
Dick Grayson was never a cop, he played Marshall on Paw Patrol
you are SO right. also paw patrol is a fucking good show idc. that shit could’ve been the new steven universe on this hellsite.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CS1lI0bLI7-/?utm_medium=copy_link
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why do people keep reposting my CONTENT. if you are not funny yourself don’t just grab shit off of tumblr and post it on insta,,, get a life. sidenote: should i start an insta and get all these ppl to take my content down that would be funny as hell.
Might I suggest for a Gotham City Meme: something about the true crime fandom thirsting for the rogues gallery
ok can i just say something slightly controversial?? no? i don’t find true crime ppl who are into criminals funny, that shits disturbing irl im not gonna bring that into my very chill universe.
i may have never seen a 'jason cleaning guns in sink' fic but i do know he WOULD
THANK YOU
bestie im sorry to say this to you but while you can, and people do wash their guns in the sink, that is a lot of lead in a very vital part of the kitchen.
people tend to do it in the bathtub.
WHY???? like damn why do you even have guns
i dont think i read many gun sink fics exactly but i have read lots of fics where jason cleanes his guns in the living room. usualy dissembles them and cleans them with a rag i think
lmao fair enough, like i think that’s a large part of what i remember as well.
if you say you've seen/read gun sink fics I believe you. I think those of us who didn't see them are lucky or maybe didn't search for fics by tags or something idk
i mean ive never sought them out but i HAVE seen them,, like definitely i know almost for certain.
saw your tags and I'm interested in Steph/Kara now. They would be the most chaotic couple <3
literally thoooo, i have a wip where they get together in a zombie apocalypse and like UGGGHhhh i am so in love with them.
I am the Breece anon. Thanks for the recommendation; am reading now. I’ve always been a hardcore Superman fan because I love my pure himbo farm boy. My logic is, if one Bruce is a Broose, then multiple Broose are a herd of Breece. And this is a hill upon which I will perish.
fair enough,,,, like moose, meese, goose, geese, bruce, breece. i get your logic and i stand by it as well. (glad you enjoyed the comic recs!!!!)
It's a beautiful day in Gotham, and you are a group of horrible Breece
OH my god dude lmao
there only being 42 fics on ao3 for tim and bernard is honestly so sad i need more
it’s like twice that now!!! we did it lads. (tho very sad that my fic isnt number one but like number 4 :((((  )
i'm too late you already did the poll lol but may i suggest bethy (bernard + timothy)
shit dude that wouldve been so fucking funnyyyyy. think ppl have just stuck to timber tho, tim/bernard kinda died down recently and i think it’s too bad, they’re a great couple and i love them.
Wait, hear me out
Bernothy @redlightofdawn
great recommendation (lmao this ask is from like a month ago) but very sorry to announce that NARDTH is the superior shipname
Wait, we know that bernard likes milfs (Tim's step-mom) but what about dilfs? gilfs?
Wait no, I regret sending that ask
these were two seperate asks and they’re HILARIOUS. in my personal opinion tho,,, milfs, gilfs, dilfs are just about vibes and bernard is just attracted to sexy ppl who may sometimes be milfs, dilfs, or EVEN gilfs.
crime in bludhaven would drop to half if nightwing had a boob window. in this essay i will-
WHERE’S THE ESSAY ANON, WHERE’S THE FUCKING ESSAY
Wait if Barbra and Tim r at opposite ends at all times what happened to Barbra once everyone’s Tim’s ever love before started dying lol
she won a lottery ticket and spent 2 weeks on a resort in the bahamas before returning home and finding out that the joker was arrested for tax evasion and then spent a month staying at her big tiddie goth girlfriend’s house before conner came back to life and she broke her pinkie playing table hockey.
Why is the opposite end thing so funny and compelling to me. Tim comes back from his depression quest for Bruce and Babs is now a literal god
lmao when tim loses his spleen barbara reaches nirvana.
Are you still taking music recs because I have three songs that remind me of Jason that I think you'd like
send to me or lose a toe
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thanks, i wont tho on account of i wont.
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This is the whole of Blüdhaven and everyone anywhere.
Nightwings ass alone saves more people in a calendar year and does more for so society than most heroes do their whole career.Also u are one of the funniest tumblr pages out there. The vibes are unmatched and the memes and tags ✨send me✨.Thank u and goodnight @julia-flow 
fanksss also lmao.
That's going to be a little bit difficult to explain, but
There's some music that you listen to and you think, "oh my gosh, I can perfectly imagine Dick Grayson singing this song, with the same voice as the singer because that voice matches with Dick Grayson"?
oh yeah totally lmao. i have a lot of songs that i think are just entirely dick grayson yanno? kind of all of my playlists have that vibe, but i really find bleachers to fit with dick? idk.
"Lois lane/Superman" fics this, "Lois lane/Clark Kent" fics that, (/lh) let's get into the real good stuff. Some people ship Lois, Clark, and Superman as a throuple. Most popular fic tag for sure
yes totally, i think they’d be absolutely killer on ao3 and clark gets so fucking embarassed about it.
I miss your post, hope you’re doing okay!!
haha this was like 2 months ago, but i was doing fine then too! just didn’t have a lot of inspiration in terms of content.
Doot doot!
noot noot
I’m confused. What did DC do now? Like with nightwing? And another sibling? Please spoil everything for me
lmao they gave him a secret sister plotline where they had his dad cheat on his mom with tony zucco’s wife, bc dick’s life wasn’t traumatic enough yet.
sorry but it's so funny that batman is called "the dark knight" when the gotham city baseball team is called the gotham knights. it'd be like if a vigilante was running around new york called like "the scary yankee"
lmaooo no. but like yankee comes from dutch names or something so wouldnt it be HILARIOUS if gotham knights came from like german names and bruce would be running around called the dark KLAUS UND NIEK @graysonnightwing 
(not a batcest shipper) it’s so funny to me that the responses are “i’m a batcest shipper because i can differentiate fiction from reality and and it doesn’t bother me personally, but i understand why you oils think it’s weird” to “i wish all batcest shippers a very fucking die”
yeah lmaoo. i personally basically flipped my entire stance around to ‘i dont care please leave me and everybody else alone’ bc i think there’s really no point in starting a moral dillema over some fucking fandom bullshit. Please just,,, go home,,, log off, find a nice forest to have a little walk in and remember that somewhere in history, somebody probably died in the place you’re standing. and you will also die someday, and somebody will have to look at your internet usage and see you fighting multiple people anonymously while being named ‘nightwingsbuttchin200186′ like... calm down, we’re all gonna die this is not the thing to worry about.
so since like "wards" don't really exist in modern society almost all the batkids are foster kids, right? i used to work in the system and imagine: monthly visits from social workers and guardian ad litems, bruce having to get permission to take the boys anywhere out of state, calling their social worker at like 8 a.m. like "yeah dick broke his arm again... a gymnastics accident this time...." their poor social worker. bruce send her a huge bouquet and box of chocolates every month to stay on her good side
i imagine the social worker just getting into the case like ‘yeah let’s get this kid a good guardian’ and then ending up having to work with 22 y/o bruce wayne and his 50 y/o dad. and so this social worker is like ‘okay we can work with this, this is the best home i can find’ and then like it ends up landing on its feet and then the kid gets adopted and then they get a call a year later like ‘uhm so hi, this kid tried to steal my tyres can i adopt him?’ and like 3 years later. ‘okay so basically, my neighbours’ kid imprinted on me and now they’re dead, can i keep him?’ two years later it’s like ‘okay so this assassin child-’
ever since I saw that one post of yours, the meme that's something like "I know that abba's backup dancer got me" with a picture of discowing, I've been haunted. Every once in a while I'll be minding my own business then the image of abba's backup dancer dick grayson aka nightwing aka discowing will flash in my mind and I'll be frozen in place. Today at work I was in the middle of folding clothes and suddenly once again discowing entered my mind and I suddenly lost the ability to see anything except He. Thank you.
wow. the IMPACT.
Braver than any US marine man props to you🤝
this shit is about the time i wrote an article on batcest, like man,,, the fact that i didn’t get cancelled is MIRACULOUS. also like,,, uh if anybody on here did gossip on me,, send screenshots i’d love to see it.
Hello, just wanted to say your article was great. Thank you for taking the time to provide an unbaised answer. It should provide people with nuances they couldn't possibly conjure on their own.
May I ask where your username originates from?
yes you may (also thanks!!!) i thought it up when i was trying to find an original username bc i didnt want to be called like ‘timdrakes something something’ or ‘jason todd something smoething’ or ‘dick grayson something something’ yanno? so i thought batarangs, they sound so dumb and that’s my username story... now it’s my whole entire brand lmao.
yno that bit in kick ass where red mist asks kick ass if he wants a hit of his blunt, was that the inspo for stoner tim
no? it’s bc i think stoners are hilarious and drugs are great. (dont do drugs tho) 
How would u feel if someone actually wore one of those bruce or ollie pride shirts u edited
fenomenal next question.
Dick as lil huddy and Jason as James gave me radiation poisoning and now I’m screaming crying throwing up so thx for that
(Rico suave as Tim is perfect tho literally no changes needed)
i was so funny for that shit wasn’t i??? lmao i loved those weird ass fancasts
You're doing the Lord's work by providing us with all these Gotham/Metropolis citizens memes, thank you for being so relentlessly funny @nellethiel-aranel
you’re welcome!! i really enjoy making memes, but getting validation for my content and my memes is REALLY nice.
Bruce is such a slut in your memes and honestly i love that for him @rhodey-rhudert-rhodes-main 
he’s that much of a slut irl too dw.
Bruce and Alfred have an emergency pride flag for the batkids. Oliver Queen printed an emergency "I love my gay son" t-shirt and as soon as Roy told him he was dating Jason, Oliver started wearing that shirt everyday and Roy always cringes when he sees it. Oliver also has an emergency "I love my lesbian daughter" shirt just in case for Cissie.
lmao YES i had a post like this bc like all of their kids/family members are so gayy
stop bringing back batfam fancasts it is not real it is not real it is not- 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
oh yes it is my darling.
did discowing burn down the notredam because he hates the bees? @allulily
no he did it bc fuck the french.
im gonna beg for 1 thing and 1 thing only. please please please put physical by olivia newton john on dick's playlist
okay then beg. bc i wont. physical reminds me too much of glee and that hurts me mentally.
your playlist is sorely missing some Madonna. Specifically Into the Groove, Like a Prayer, and Vogue
i’m scared of madonna that’s why she’s not on there. she haunts me in my dreams.
suggestion: son of batman by aaron dews for dick’s playlist🤩
sorry, i listened to it and the vibe didn’t agree with me.
Hear me out, metropolis citizens sending rare pair fics of Clark Kent x Superman fics to Lois to edit
yes, absolutely hilarious. even more funny if they send like physical copies, no address attached and lois sends it back marked with red ink, SOMEHOW
Imagine all the smut Clark must of read editing the fics
clark reads smut confirmeeed
NOT LOIS READING SUPERBAT PORN AND EDITING IT A 2AM 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hc that alfred is a meta that boosts healing factor of the people around him. if the bats are injured as much as they seem to be they would be doing bat stuff MAYBE half the year. no one including alfred knows about this. whenever the kids move out they inexplicably dont recover from injuries as fast and feel better whenever they visit the manor they just chalk it up to homesickness. bruce just thinks he heals really fast. alfred thinks everyone doesnt take care of themselves properly @finchcollector
that’s actually such a great idea, but i think that alfred would find out and learn how to concentrate it better so he can help more people, bc he’s great and i love him.
One of your dickfast posts reminded me of that tweet that goes: 'so you've had sex how many times? Yeah technically that's not a bromance' lol that's dickwally or dickroy
literally tho. like that’s all of dick’s friendships. once it gets past a certain time dick is like ‘wow i wonder what it would be like to make out with wally, wally come make out with me’ and wally’s like ‘we’ve done this like 40 times, dick, you know what it’s like’ and dick is like ‘sorry are you complaining?’ and they just make out.
superfam and batfam associations??
-batman and superman
-dick/barabara and supergirl?
-conner and tim
-jon and damian
pls enlighten me I am confused
nope,,, uhm batman and superman, but dick and superman as well, and then conner and tim, jon and damian and steph + babs with supergirl
I came across a fic in which Wonder Woman calls Batman "Stella" (like Stellaluna, the children's book) and I can imagine the batkids hop on the trend and maybe copies of the book appear at random places (aka, everywhere Bruce frequents)
sorry can’t reciprocate that was the name of my high school chemistry teacher and it gives me nightmares to think about.
good human what are your pronouns?
wouldn’t you like to know?
I need me some gothamites preferring harley over joker memes
everyone prefers harley over joker youre just very fucked up if you dont
don't understand why people try to add like veteran policy to the batfamily
dick pulling out his veteran batfam member card so he can eat first: step aside, peasants
Do you know the song Simmer by Haley Williams? It (the first verse anyways) reminds me of Jason? It's about rage.
damn yeah i LOVE HAYLEY!!!! youre right thoo
Okay so I like listen to your stoner Tim Drake playlist 24/7 but would he listen to skegss? Also I keep adding songs mentally it’s killing me 😩✋🏼 Anyways,, I literally love and worship your playlist 😃🤞🏼 And uh yeah have a good day ✨
stoner tim drake playlist is lyfeeee. also dont know who skeggs is? i’m stupid? have a good day!!
All the Robins (and Batgirl) decide to trade costumes for one night just to fuck with Batman and all the villains in Gotham. @subspacecadet 
batman knows it’s them youknow but like,,, what does he call them? he’s like ‘red hood?’ and 3 people answer and he’s not about to compromise some identities so he’s just Pissed.
I aspire to treat cops the way my dad treats them. This man is a 45 year old Asian immigrant to the US and the treats them like his pets. He talks about them like unruly children. Sometimes he pays off local cops to shut up and stop acting racist. And usually it works. I don’t know why but I can see Oliver Queen doing this
vibes... and also yes? oliver queen handing a local cop a donut to shut the fuck up lmao. but yanno i commit enough crimes to not really want to ever see a cop ever, so they kinda scare the everloving fuck out of me.
seeing as tim hasn't aged in years, that means he was 17 at peak emo tumblr era. im back on my emo tim bullshit and im not letting it go
emo tim had a wattpad account send tweet
People seem to think that batman is so dark and serious when the rainbow batsuit is right there. He wore it with no shame.
dude the 60s were a DIFFERENT TIME
dick grew up in a circus, jason grew up on the streets, and tim was probably raised by the internet
all of them cuss every other word and you cannot tell me otherwise
bitch i KNOW but dc has to change to an 18+ rating if they want to sell comix with swear words in them so we gotta deal with imagining the swear words in ourselves
thoughts on teen titans and young justice
haven’t seen teen titans on account of havent seen it and young justice was LITERALLY my favourite thing ever, tho i do gotta admit it’s not at all similar to the young justice comics unfortunately. i really wouldve liked to see timmy bart kon cassie and cissie animated on tv!!
ew ew ew how to delete batcest shippers I genuinely digust them
log off tumblr?
Okay as poc who was called racist for calling an Italian pastabrain: in the batfam are Italians bit Damian just yells various insults about the others being Italian. Just him yelling “What are you doing you moronic spaghettihead!” At steph etc
huh? i meant real italians. homeboy is telling steph he hopes she chokes on her fucking garlic.
I think it's dumb as hell to pull the batman is the best fighter in the batfam argument because like it's just irresponsible of Bruce to let his kids fight when they couldn't possibly be on his league or something
fair enough, but also like who cares they could all kill you just sit down and take a beating.
lady shiva, thalia al ghul and Selina Kyle are all milfs @notanothertimburtonenthusiastugh 
unfortunately, i have to admit,,, you’re right
why tf didn't someone give joker a death sentence already? like he's a mass murderer...give him the electric chair treatment wtf
idk i think plenty of people would have tried to murder him already (boring answer is: he is a popular character so they can’t kill him off bc he brings in lots of money)
There’s no such thing as “ copaganda”.
all american media is propaganda. happy to clear this up for you
is it bad that I find lady shiva owa owa
no. find her as owa owa as you want.
aight I'm guessing the order of your favs in batfam:
1. tim
2. Steph
3. dick
4. Duke
5. the rest
you’re wrong but it’s cute that you tried, i generally don’t have favourites, but i have a special place in my heart for steph, tim, dick and cass. bc they were like my introduction to batfam. but damian, jason, duke, bruce, babs and alfred are NOT FORGOTTEN OR UNLOVED
oh my god i was literally just readily willing to believe that italians werent white ty for clarifying it was a joke im so dumb sdkvjskdfs
i mean some italians aren’t white? italian is a nationality as well as an ethnicity, so like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
since I saw so many people doing headcanons about the nationalities of batboys, I see Dick as an Italian.
dont know if youre serious or not, but sure.
super random but
jason 🤝 damian
old english
lmao fair enough.
tim absolutely has 1 gay uncle and his parents shit talk said uncle all the time so after bruce adopts him he specifically reaches out to this uncle to be like "heyyyy just so you know you majorly influenced my life yes i know i havent seen you since i was 5 and at the family reunion yes i know you dont remember my name idc thank you im gay too" and then they never talk again.
yuppp lmao that’s definitely something that could happen. i can also consider tim having no family members, like none. until he does like a dna test and he realises he has like an aunt living barely 2 miles away from him who’s like some illegitimate child of his grandpa.
I dare you one of them sends clark superman/clark fic and clark corrects the shit out of it and then goes like ps his dick is not that big, just telling as someone who has seen it. internet either explodes or goes who tf did he not fuck at this point.
i think everybody would call clark a buzzkill and try to cancel him over that.
so you're telling me Tim Drake wouldn't buy Starbucks?
no. dunkin donuts all the way
One of my favorite things is imagining people finding out jason came back from the dead and being like "oh no does he have magic powers now?!?!?" and he just pulls out a gun and tries to shoot joker
now he doesn’t even have the gun :) lmao
my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context
bruce gets codename ‘ugh’ everytime. he hates it.
crazy that tim being a 17 y/o ceo and a stoner who does brand deals are all actual canon things written in detective comics comics and not made up for shits and giggles by you, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb @rowdeyclown
SO CRAZY HUH?
batman au where everything is the same but his utility belt is bright pink
absolutely, but i raise you, his boots light up like sketchers when he kicks people.
unbeknownst to the superhero fandom writers in the dcuniverse, clark and BRUCE are one of the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag on ao3. clark writes the best lois x superman angst, full of unhappy endings and scenes that are a so detailed you'd think you were in the middle of a superhero beatdown. bruce made an ao3 account to fuel "the do the butts match" thing, and makes batman/bruce fics from time to time. he wrote a superbat fic as a joke but ended up making it REAL porny. @concrastinator
dude they’re WAY too busy for that. Oliver Queen and Hal Jordan on the other hand are the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag writing what is Mostly porn.
When the dining table topic gets to politics, Steph says "eat the rich" as the solution
bruce just silently takes away her fork and knife while she’s talking.
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